Xbox One X, Xbox One S

X Box One X

Finally, a console worth a damn.

After realising that they're gonna fail in the console market, and with the rise of a new, better OS, they have to resort to their last plan. A console made for VR porn. Everyone buys it and microsoft becomes a porn producer. and then people can use the joke microsoft penis and have it be relevant

Xbox Revolution, with special model Xbox Full Revolution

Is it true one the guys called it the Xbone during Microsoft's presentation?

Yes. It was very quick and he caught himself, but he did infact say xbone.

oh I didn't get it, then I realized they really did something that retarded X-Box-One-X
see. it's stupider than all hell

Next one's official name will be the Microsoft Xbox.

Xbox One X Overdrive Neo Evolution Extreme

Lets instead discuss what Sony drones did to the industry.
Xbox failed so they are making both budget and powerful version with emulation of 360 and original Xbox.
Meanwhile Sony is clearly fighting for relevance with PC. If it would fail like Xbox did, we would most likely see PS4 with games all up to PS1 on it.

I really want the ps4 to be compatable with all playstation games. I would actually use it more.

Why do you own a PS4? Blu ray players are cheap nowadays.

Birthday present. I only have it for persona 5 and bloodborne.

In what world is this happening? 90% of Xbox and 360 games still aren't backwards compatible and every single Xbone game is also on Win10.

Get yourself Yakuza and Nioh while you're at it.

I will when i get the money.

I would actually fucking buy it instead of PS3. As a person who only ever owned PC and handhelds, PS3 is much better deal than PS4. It simply have better and more games.
But PS1+PS2+PS3 without any emulation bugs, PS4 for any future exclusives and VR, maybe even build in VitaTV. You cannot fucking beat that.

Well what I am mostly butthurt is Sony making statements like nobody wants to play old games.
I technically should have said they are also doing it on Win10. It would show much more how Microsoft is trying hard to win something.

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Yup, guy presenting the Xbone X called it an Xbone himself. Let it slip over a publicized presentation that even internally they know the Xbone didn't catch on as "The One" and don't refer to it as such among themselves.

Pottery

They also made the crash remakes. somehow they made it look and sound worse too.

Yes goyim don't play old games unless we update them in HD at 15fps

og ps3?

PS3 is hugely overrated. most of those "good games" are Killzone, Uncharted, Infamous and other normalfag shit.

Yeah but same for Xbox360 plus much more of weeb shit.
Especially if they will do Vita games in larger res and frame rate.

We are already getting emulation of PS3 on PC.
It is last few years Sony can do their own emulator on PS4 in ~2 years nobody will buy their console for it.

How is that worse than Wii "U"?

>With the 360 it was so that it wouldn't be called 2, apparently they considered that people would think that an Xbox 2 is definitely inferior to a Playstation 3, because 2

I just wish more people on Holla Forums had an Xbox One so we could talk about the games it has.

You can't even emulate most ps2 games without inaccuracies, terrible performance or bugs.
Perfect, or even decent, emulation for ps3 is not even on the horizon.

Whatever you say user.

Wow user you really showed me

What the fuck did the Xbone S do differently than the regular Xbone?

i personally can't wait for the xbox one X S (R)ti, the slim overclocked rally model

I showed you enough that you have to resort to being a lying bitch.

I like the design, reminds me of the PS2 Fat model. Fun fact about the PS2 Fat, you could twist the Playstation logo on the disc loader if you keep it vertically or horizontally.

Sauce: exhentai.org/g/440636/f8e1602a0b/

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I wonder how many people were fired for this.

thats p good thanks

JOYCON BOYZZ XDDDDDDDDDDD
#BlackLivesMatter

How can you type this with one X?

To be fair, they took the original Xbox One off the market, so it's not like you can confuse the S with it anymore. But seriously, what is the S or X supposed to stand for?

That cpu is 280$, not only that, but it's overclocked.
Despite that, the game still runs at 20 fps, and we don't even know what settings it's running on, I'm going to suppose they're very very low since original footage and this look very different not only in texture quality but aliasing as well.

Good fucking luck getting this thing at a playable framerate without switching down the settings to a minimum.

And no, just having it playable isn't enough. Emulation is shit unless you can replicate the original 1:1.

They're calling it the XboneX

No one really knows m9, it's kinda like the xbox 360 name but at-least they had some form of logic the name, If I remember correctly the 360 was because of the controllers could go around the console or something within that nature.

While the "X" is for the first and original homage to OG Xbox. I think it was some logic like that.

X B O X

You do know who is in that picture, right?

What the hell is the > < shit? I've been gone for a while

Fuck off back to cuckchan. You piglesome bitch.

Honestly, naw. I confused him for Etika, who started that god awful meme. My bad!

I can't wait for the day Etika is exposed as a paid shill. There is no way he isn't one.

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I swear to god, it would be the most pathetic thing ever if all of the people promoting Nintendo's product with such ZEST turned out to be all doing it for free.
Isn't Etika the one who attracted the attention from Nintendo's corporate lawyers by using Freeshop?

They should just be honest and call it a shitbox

Let's see…

Nintendo Bait 'n Switch
No Games Station
Microshaft Shitbox

So?
That has nothing to do with your original claim.

Yes we do it's in the title, but considering the content of your post the way RPCS3 works is not something you have any sort of knowledge about so I can see why you wouldn't be able to see that.

If you were so confident that the quality was very obviously superior on the original hardware why didn't you embed a video of it then?
Not to mention RPCS3 doesn't even have anything that amount to "low settings", it doesn't even support changing anything regarding how graphics are rendered yet.

Once again that has little to do with your original claim.
Which is obviously false when not even 3 month ago it was in that state.

Seems legit. Too bad all those corporations are ran by lying kikes.

Fuckin really?

Start with a very poor understanding of the English language

BoneX

X=X
Box=square
360=circle
They're trying to make shitty puns, user

It's not very poor. It's just mediocre.

1SeX with 1XSmall dick, and they're charging S1X times as much as it's worth. Bravo, M$

I swear Microsoft's game division is retarded

one x box one x box

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I prefer to call it "the ex" as in someone you once embraced but is now awkward to be around and try your best to keep your distance.

Bravo, Nolan.

Yeah, so does the ps4, it's almost like they didn't put much thought it to it.

Usually this would mean more competition and better games, but after the travesty of hardware failure that was the 360, i think it's better if they let microsoft just retartedly do what it wants in the corner while it sits on beloved franchises.

This is better than having a reason to play their thievery.

X Box One X
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X B O X

Hurrr look at how clevar I is. This wood make the perfect name for our new console.

I was almost certain they're gonna drop a Xbone Elite bomb, but noooooo, that would be too simple for M$. What the fuck? You already have an Elite subbrand for controller, why not use it for a console, huh? Buncha retards.

The S stands for "Small" or "Slim". The same way the original Xbox controller had an "S" model. The X is only there because someone at Kike-rosoft thought it would be cute if the console had a hidden name - and that name was the exact same thing they'd already been marketing it as for years… and they couldn't make it work without an extra X.

Probably because as soon as their next hardware revision gets shit out on the market, they'll going to drop the Xbox One into a dumpster and make the Xbox One X the new "economy model" of their next-gen system.

You can't really have it being called "Elite" at that point, now can you.

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Works for me.

So what's the difference between the Xbox One X and the Xbox One S?

I hope Microsoft releases a smaller Xbox next year and calls it the Xbox One XS

I'm just waiting for the
Xbox
One
F

It's called xbox because in numerology x=6, it's another way for the jews to push their occultism.

Microsoft has never been good with names.

Well they could have called it "the most powerful console ever" and make the entire marketing strategy around it. Never obsolete

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Their marketing team is either very stingy (muh trademarks) or cucked to hell or both because Microsoft's been having this trend of coming up with interesting codenames then going with something boring and sterile.
Why the fuck is Windows Holographic "Windows Mixed Reality" now? The old one was cooler!
What about Metro UI? Gotta call it "Modern UI" now? Why??
"Metro"'s generic as fuck why the hell couldn't they stick with that?
Then there's that updated UI with the frosted glass they're working on, Project Neon.
What's that? It's "Microsoft Fluent Design System" now? FUCKING HELL THE LAST ONE ONLY HAD ONE WORD WHY CAN'T THEY JUST KEEP IT SIMPLE AND INTERESTING?

If there's any one thing they gotta work on it's not dumping the good names.

I wish I could be autistic as Holla Forums.

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At least it makes sense. You can "Switch" parts of its configuration. XBox One X is just lazy.

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Fug

The S stands for Scorpio, because it was project Scoprio.

xXx_Box_One_xXx

What exclusives does it even have? Are there even two of note?

It's more
POWERFUL™

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Retard.

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What do you think consoles are?

X BOX SEX

A console is just a hardrive with games on it. Just ask any procedural crime tv show

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Since the 360 came out, despite BC being a thing, Microsoft seems to go out of their way to make people forget the OG Xbox ever existed. That's the reason for Xbox -> Xbox 360 -> Xbox 1 -> XBOX

You joke, but… once again, Sega does what Ninten-don't.

The only good thing about this is that we get twincest xbox-tan porn.