Can anyone recommend some good waifu games? I need a woman in my life and, right now, as fat and out-of-shape as I am...

What do you mean by a waifu game OP? Do you mean a game where you can get a waifu or play as a waifu?

If you want a game you can get married in then try Harvest Moon or Rune Factory. It's a little work to get your waifu but it'll be worth it.

Holla Forums's GETs have been fucking shit lately.

buy a VR headset and play hatsune miku VR

It's not Wednesday yet.

Also for OP; NuFire Emblem and Persona games have some good waifus. Although, the quality of NuFire Emblem in gameplay is kinda shit compare to the older Fire Emblem games.

It's not Wednesday yet.

Also for OP; NuFire Emblem and Persona games have some good waifus. Although, the quality of NuFire Emblem in gameplay is kinda shit compare to the older Fire Emblem games.

I'm getting it for Allison Snow

Shantae, Ateiler, Persona, Paladins, Pokemon, Bayonetta, Blades of Time, Chantelise, Dragon's Dogma, Transistor, Parasite Eve among others.

Reminder that VR Kanono ia superior

Good taste.

Just ignore 3rd Bday.

lol, is this a real game?

I seriously wonder if this will get any kind of release outside of japan, i've seen a few slightly lewd anime games for PSVR that aren't ever going to come out in the US/UK

Yes
cucking is not a feature though, this is just some dude fucking with the game for comedic purposes, the purple outline is where you were supposed to be

is she getting fucked by a phantom torso?

If you would only read the thread or at the very least the repmy chain

what is this game?

Go play a Neptunia game for some cute girls doing cute things.

Is she not uncanny valley as fuck to anyone else?

She's just plain ugly. The gook looked better.

kill yourself. for real.

Play artifical girl 3 or artificial academy 2

I'd rather have threads like this than the cancer of a thread every Wednesday. Hopefully gorechan can save us and at least keep the mods distracted while we post in piece in the other threads.

Here's some of waifu games I know. But try having a daughterfu instead of a waifu. It's more satisfying.

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I really, really wanted to like this game because I love seeing a woman sweat, and AG3 is the only porn game I know of with varying levels of sweat on the girl depending on how aroused she is, but the controls are a clusterfuck. I'd rather deal with games like Artificial Academy that are much less interactive, but don't require sacrifices to the old ones to get positions other than missionary to work.

What about games where you can fuck your daughterfu? I know at least PM2 has it.

Why are the vast majority of porn vids are of her being fucked by dogs?

cause it's hotand it's probably just one guy who makes a ton

Immersing yourself in video games and waifus is the very escapism which lead you to your pitiful situation in the first place. Absorbing yourself in this fantasy while your body and life decay is nothing but degeneracy.

Look in the mirror and ask yourself what kind of man you truly wish to be. Then, take a breath, take a step, and start living your life in a way that will bring your vision to life.
No matter how old you are, no matter what mistake you have made, immediately is the objectively correct solution. The entire internet is at your disposal, look up what changes you need to make to yourself in order to achieve your true goals.

Achieving those goals will make you the happiest, least neediest man in the world. It is then that you will know true happiness.

You should have been aborted. You people ruin every forum.

Dragon Quest VIII for the 3DS finally lets you marry Jessica.
Though not sure if the fanmade patch that removes the censorship is released yet

CLEAN YOUR ROOM.

>>>/vir/2210

You should have been aborted as well.

this vid is 6 months old so it should be down by now

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Video games have been a normalfag hobby since 2007 user, you should probably look into something else if you want to enjoy smug elitism.

Sorcery Saga on PS Vita.

Your pua beliefies goes to trash, normalfag.

ftfy

Flying lesbian from 7 is the best waifu, fuck Kakusei and If.
captcha was bumnQt

The pic still pisses me off. Portal is like 2 hours long, how can you not beat it?

It's not 2 hours long if you're iJustine-tier.

Nice try, vagina.

Ah yes. The not so generic anime blonde with that NYC cop bravado. I was so at a crossroad when I had Tomb Raider and Parasite Eve both at the same time.

Alas good times upon a classic golden age of vidya games.

Fixed

I love how we still don't have scans of this.

Nice video, but even in 1997 adults who played videogames were unanimously shunned, which you would know if you were alive at the time.

Man those nips have white blight something fierce

Not shunned so much as patronized. The "he will grow up once he gets a girlfriend" attitude.

Buy a daki and make it your mission to better yourself to her.

I've heard F and F2 are better.

Most 3D porn is full of degenerate fetishes. Not the good sort like hand-holding and leg cuddling either.

Holy shit, megacuck detected. Have fun with some random user's sloppy seconds, faggot.

Now you know why Harada and Bamco screwed Tekken 7 over.

youtu.be/2mxitw5DjwE?t=39

Play Iji. It's free and it's fun.

remar.se/daniel/iji.php

I too would like to know this.

The new true pacifist ending still breaks my heart whenever I think about it. Still haven't gotten the other new ending yet.

Alright, man, listen to me. The best kind of waifu is the one you create. This is the only way for a character to truly be yours.

Holy shit, why are there so many fucking normalfags on Holla Forums?

You wish.

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Just a reminder that this thread exists as a better alternative for waifu Wednesday.

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I don't know who us the bigger faggot, the guy going through all that just to hurt user, or the user actually letting/showing his pain from it.

What's that sauce? Sounds dodgy.

What do you expect from a waifufag on an imageboard full of horny teenagers?

What else do you expect from reddit?

I want to pump her rump with my pickle pee

Plebeian pls

plebbit pls

Fuck women. Women are pointless, and fake women are empty.
Hit the gym, get those gains.

You treat a woman right, and she will still leave you. You treat your gains right and they will be with you forever.

Reminder that getting /fit/ for your own health and satisfaction comes first always.

Does that mean your muscles are your waifus?

No, because my muscles are real.

Probably the guy getting hurt over nothing.

Hi tumblr

lel