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I want to fuck Peach.

oh shidd

I want to fuck Daisy.

That actually makes a lot of sense

I want to build up speed on Yoshi for 12 hours

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sauce or delete it immediately

how

you realise this is a children's game, right?

The audio of video quality is probably really low

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go away barneysexual, mario is for hot princesses and trap ghosts

oh fuck me, you're right. I never realized

VP9 at a high compression rate and relatively low resolution, plus opus using speech compression and very high compression.
Couple this with the fact that the entire video has tons of frames with unchanging frame data (ie. portions of the screen don't change color from one frame to the next for many seconds or even minutes at a time), and you can get acceptable enough quality with pretty immense compression. Now with a higher limit, somebody could remake the video and it would look a lot better.

Yeah man, I only play the HARDEST games like Fallout 4 and Minecraft!

haha

Fellas I think I don't have my qpus aligned what do?

Build up shitposts for 12 hours

So if Mario has achieved [D4C], has Crash achieved [Made In Heaven]?

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slighty aroused
any more Yoshi porn?

rule34.paheal.net/post/list/yoshi/1

NOW GO
AWAY

Have a few

Doesn't he explode when you beat him?

Well when I beat my meat it explodes but doesn't die

I need more of this underplayed horror in the Mario series.

Thats cheating.

Does Game Genie count as using passwords, or hacking?

It's already a TAS run.

No, but I've got this:

yes

LMAOOOOOO

Haha

I've always seen pictures like this, but never seen anyone using them.

Beautiful

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aside from the obviously extreme and near nuclear detonation levels of autism, the thing that gets me is he doesn't ever fucking explain why the fuck you'd ever WANT to do any of this or what the point is. We know what the point of speedrunning is: do something really fast because it's a challenge. But what the fuck is this? You have infinite time, who gives a shit? Why bother? There's no fucking point, it's totally useless.

What the fuck I checked into that site less than a month ago REEEEE

Now someone's going to post that.


Self-imposed limitations. Why would time be the only thing to matter?

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It takes some practice.

He wants to do it because it can be done.
Why else would you try to beat Mario 64 without pressing the A button?

self imposed limitations are things that challenges meant to provide a fun and more difficult way to approach the game. Something like "never get hit" or "do this the fastest possible" or "do X without using Y," things that are relatively self explanatory and add some extra dimension to the game. "Play this level with as few button presses as possible" is fucking retarded, it's autistic as fuck, it isn't fun, it's not an entertaining "challenge," it's a completely arbitrary restriction that adds nothing to the experience. You might as well "play the game using only one hand and only turning left."

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this is not arousing. he should be blushing and excited.

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Thats enough internet for today

This man is Varka, who owns BadDragon, FurryNetwork, and e621
He's probably a millionaire by now

I've heard allegations that the titanium white they use in their cumlube can cause colon cancer over a period of long exposure, also that their factory is in Arizona, so they can get Mexican labor for cheap

On the one hand, there's no proof, but on the other hand >furries

Also Narse killed Athus LOL

Nigger please, not pressing A (or pressing it as little as possible) means that many actions are now impossible. It's a puzzle, and a challenging one at that. It's hardly arbitrary unlike your only turning left example.

Shit, Pancake even showed what the other button challenges would look like.

I've seen this one, but it's the only one I've seen. I need more.

I don't think he'd be doing this if he didn't find it fun and he's sure as hell having difficulty completing it.
Sounds to me like you just can't comprehend the level this nigger is operating on.
That's kinda why it's interesting. Does he really need any other reason for it?

I mean it's okay if you don't like it, but that's not the point.

How can one man be so degenerate?

huh.

You know if I had a enough shekels I can cleanse this world of furfags right now.

I share a state with these troglodytes?
I bet they're from scottsdale or something.

I mean, judging from he seems to have a pretty good track record.

Oh yeah, he also owns ToyPics.net

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What?

Imagine sneaking your way across the US-Mexico border only to make dragon dildos and pretend semen in a factory for the rest of your life.

No es bueno

The site ownership is publicly known. It's not a hidden secret, just ask on the BD forums. As far as the cancer allegations go, no, I don't have proof of that; it's just what I heard.

Also, ToyPics doesn't have its About Us page filled out (its black), but videos.toypics.net/pages/terms.html

Their lawyer is based in Phoenix AZ, so it's likely BD Enterprises is located within a few hours of it.

why did i keep watching this ?
jesus christ, i couldn't avert my eyes i wanted too, and yet i was fascinated

how didnt he died ?

"Good" as in "good at shoving things up his ass."

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Also BD's site is shit


I don't think so.

Also reminder that even though I bought my dildos when they had a 25-year warranty, they changed their warranty policies to be 5-year, then down to 1-year. So???

It technically has 4 states

It technically has 3 parts but only 2 of them have any effect, as he explains in the video.

But only 2 of those states are useful.

Varka "Henry" Yoshi, please go.

Is da american dream

Moar

Dude, anuses are super stretchy

More please!


Also, off-topic, but Would you let a bunch of cute Japanese boys spitroast you?

Keeping A released has no benefit; there's no section in the game where you have to keep A unpressed to progress. The only time you need to release a, is in order to press it, so only two parts of the press are important, hence, half an A press.

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hnnnnnnnggggggg
You got a source my man?

What do you recommend. My boyfriend is asking me to buy him a good one
otonajp.com/electric-plug-cock-ring

how do you cope knowing your entire sexual 'orientation' is just a fetish that you will one day outgrow. how will you cope with realizing you wasted years of your life sodomizing as a sick fetish, whilst deluding yourself it is love?

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He's right, you know.

We both know that Weegee cucks his brother.

user, I want my fucking sauce, at least give me the name.

I tried it after seeing your reply and it still works fine, are you trying to trick us?

works for me, surely you're not referring to a panda? otome drops

Its not a fetish, its a disease.

Diseases can be cured

I always access the website by replacing the "ex" with "g.e-" and it usually works.

How the fuck did you guys get past?

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Ill give you a hint, g-e hentai is a sister site.

People have died from less.

I don't think I've ever seen a violet dick before.

people told this shit was to go away

Please pray tell dear user
Gimme some juicy gossip

Something something login cookie.

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I have no trouble with the panda, and while exhentai has forums, it blocks you outright until you have the login cookie right? Or rather, what I'm saying is that you have to go to g.e first no matter what?

Great way to get banned instantly on the BD forums

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:^)

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this plugin stopped working for me long ago, now I use the pro method
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No I have a login. I'm logged in right now.

I got your back dawg

I am not surprised

It is a subliminal effect.

I find the parodies of pokemon lore and naming pretty funny though. Nintendo games in general being more abstract in design and more autistic in following probably have more theorized lore explanation than any other console.

1. I will never understand women and the giant dildo meme.
2. She must be dull as fuck in the sack.


Nintendo is simply the Threshold of Autism , Furries and Faggotry.
I learned this fact a long time ago when dealing with my brother.

Be patient she has autism.

Absolutely incredible. A god among degenerates.

I thought that shit was only for fags, thanks for that Holla Forums

Toppokekko lellero

By calling it a fetish he's invalidating gay rights and gay marriage. Isn't that what you want?

no, camwhores figured out they could make just as much money shoving the stupid things up their various holes in videos too

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Just women attention whoring. Nothing new.

The knot's the size of a fucking baby's head. You want her to be even more of a degenerate whore than she already is?

That other guy took a tyrannosaurus rex dick all the way. That bitch isn't even trying.

Except the knot doesn't even go in, she's just humping the head, and even that only goes for 15 seconds before she just sits there patting her clit like it's a fucking puppy's head.
The least a degenerate whore could do is be impressive in their degeneracy, but that bitch couldn't even do that.

The asshole is much deeper than the vagina. Once you hit the cervix (which can be extremely painful) you're pretty much stopped, whereas the colon goes on for quite a ways.

Some chicks like it when you hit the cervix. But anyway, if you're gonna buy monster dildos and only use 1/4 of it, you're an idiot. Put it in your ass, swallow it, or fuck off.

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Not for honor…but for, you…

Anyway – Did this guy ever get past the sad panda?


Yo buddy, if you're still alive.

mega.nz/#!lXoAFJCC!s5mX5_M2ynp-lVtQdnrHpb7LiE5hZ15pZEeET4UwBA0

It's a link to the torrent file of that doujin if you're still having trouble.

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Sounds like she got it as a gift though?

this

I have a sensitive bum and haven't been able to use my silicone sculpts for years, for unrelated reasons

Thanks for capping it, lad. Maybe I'll see it used in threads in the future. :'^)

Of course you will you fucking retard.

Press F for Mr. Hands.

(hh)
Hey now, friendo, no need to get rustled.
Or is that genuine virtiol from your stretched anus, filthy fetishist? :^)))

THIS THREAD TURNED INTO
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You can literally see the point in the video when his intestines rupture from the horse cock. He flinches like a bitch when the horse thrusts too deep. And even then, he would have survived if he went to the hospital immediately, but he was too embarrassed.

I never dared watching it. is it Anus Jar tier horrible?

Can't stop touching weiners faggot

Never forget.


Think of the video eariler in this thread.
But longer and NOWHERE NEAR AS THICK.
And the guy dying, painfully afterwards.

You're either gay or comfortable enough with your own sexuallity that you don't care if guys are turning their rectums inside out.
I just get freaked out when people do shit that will end in violent, painful death.

on camera i suppose?

I wish I still had that video just so I could feast on all the reaction (you)'s.

No, not on camera. But you can see his fate being sealed on camera. He died a few days later.

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Even if she were to insert it all the way in, the moment it reaches her cervix she would start experiencing pain similar to being punched in the gut admittedly some people get off on that but that's another story .

Thanks for sharing that with everyone. Does it make you feel validated as a person?
You're still subhuman, degenerate filth. Please talk a long walk off a short pier

Shock videos are officially a relic of the old Internet.
New Shock Videos
Hell, personally. The most shocking shit I've seen lately was that 8 year old drag queen.

I suddenly feel very old and very tired.

Back when I was into rubber/goo girls, this was my fetish. Just ripping into them as they reform around me. I was an edgy little shitlord back in the early 2000s.

I only remember Mario from my 8-bit console back in 2000. I didn't know his brother's name was Luigi. When did it become known? I'm asking because I really doubt there were any clues to his name in my youth.

B-but hentai and my fucking highschool sex-ed professor, of all people told me you could get your head past the cervix! Have I been duped?

Electro torture/stimulation is a pretty big fetish in the gay community. Think about that. Let it fester.Then curl up and understand that civilization hinges upon the stupid/undisciplined fearing things they do not understand and not looking behind the curtain.

All of human history is smart/rich people doing smart things rich/dumb people with daddy wealth doing dumb things and Shift your perspective to something else entirely. Imagine men with "Men" clubs fucking each other privately when they need to blow off steam male bonding and then going home and fucking there wives vigorously as well. raising normal children but pretending the lie that civilization needs to survive. Degeneracy is not the issue the masquerade is breaking down. Humans are not simplistic things. but society has depended upon the lies for so long because of Christian values. Nothing wrong with having a family..a wife raising children and having some butt buddies on the side in a closed circuit not randomly fucking like the gay community does which is degenerate empty and meaingless(and std filled) but a small circuit because the sex drive is a wild untamed primal instinct that has been changed from simple breeding to something else because intelligence is a weird thing. Pretending the brain and human sexuality is only a finite thing capable of only liking men..or women is a lie. or that desire for one fades.Now the needle can drastically point more towards one then the other and people can become caught in a fad of belief. Pretending was part and parcel of keeping civilization in check. now thats fading.

I've never thought about it but you're completely right. Shock vids used to be a mainstay of any forum, everyone had seen at least a few, whether it was mr hands, cartel violence, pain olympics, etc etc but these days nobody is exposed to that shit.

Instead, newfags to Twitter get the ultimate shock video:

Someone disagreeing with them

And?

The Internet should have entry requirements. See some shock vids, get insulted, and other shit like that before you're allowed to post your shitty opinions everywhere.

Here

Their factory is in a fucking basement under Varka's house

impossible, you'll only create a vaccum for which another furfag to fill. Don't waste your time.

Narse and his friends used to participate in illegal street races, so they treated traffic laws like a joke, Narse failed to stop at a stop sign and a semi T-boned them on the passenger side. Narse is a retard who killed his boyfriend, Athus.
"Bad Dragon? Moar like Bad Driving!"

Those are some sad tits.

Great, updated my facts for next time the topic comes up.

how big is Yoshi's cock just wondering haha

Can confirm.
I got kicked in the jaw and she said she'd never fuck me again. The only bright side is, that it is one of the most premo smug feeling around.


Single Child confirmed for Brawl. It's not really a bad thing but ever since the 80s people knew his name was Luigi.


It was truly the Wild West back then.

Well, if you've got some turbo huge schlong, I guess you could, but you really really REALLY shouldn't.

Considering this board's been owned by a cakestealing jew for years, it's withstood the tide of faggotry pretty well. Nothing lasts indefinitely, neither will this.

This would be a lot more true if it wasn't complete bullshit with no basis in reality.

the women like big dicks thing is a meme. the best a big dick can do for a woman is be aesthetically pleasing. i have an 8" dick and about 3-4" of my dick has never had action unless the girl is a deepthroat slut. and even then, she gets no pleasure out of that. thats "for you"

girth matters though.

You faggot.

Some people are oriented towards homosexuality, but there is a significant portion that only like it as a fetish, as a result of over exposure to porn.


Exactly right. Having a long dick is nice and all but most women can't take the whole thing without whining about it. Having a thick dick though is the trick. If you buy a small or medium dick enlargment kit, like a bathmate, it won't make you any longer, just thicker, and that works wonders.

Anyway the best position I've found with a big dick is to have the girl on top and lean back, making your dick rub the upper inner wall of her pussy, behind her clit, and makes em cum every time.

Well at least you're not another Holla Forumsack who wants to gas all the fags while bitching about Muslims wanting to do the same.

[CITATION NEEDED]

I really want to see this autism used for something competitive, that would be amazing.

Does he serious spend 12 hours manually building up speed?