Nu-Uncharted: 'Last of Us' Edition with Extra Diversity

This shit will be universally praised simply for the diversity rather than whatever the fuck the gameplay offers, won't it? What the fuck happened to Naughty Dog all those years ago? They used to be cool before the 2010s.

You new or something it's current year +2 what the fuck did you expect

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Uncharted was always nu territory.

Neil Druckmann.

In Uncharted 4 there's a fight sequence with the nigger where suddenly your dodge button doesn't work. I wonder why… Also your character suddenly becomes sluggish, because after 3 games of climbing/jumping/getting shot/falling through buildings and shrines and shrugging that shit like it was nothing it suddenly dawns on him that he's tired.
In the end you get away by falling from some stupid height and still living with no broken bones and she gets away with it but is it enough? No.
Later you get to face her again, this time double teaming her with your brother, again the dodge buttons malfunctions for some reason
AND SHE STILL GETS AWAY WITH IT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY BEATING YOUR ASSES.

4 has the most retarded writing I've ever seen the only fun things about the game was the weapons reticle, the truck grapplehook sequence where you're dragged and the final boss which surprisingly isn't QTE shit nothing else.

I'm sorry, I can't help myself, I really like Indiana Jones and the first 3 are just fun to go through, it's baby first puzzle shit, way to much climbing but I like shooting people while a building is collapsing. Bully away.

Reported for spam.

Then fucking play Indiana Jones vidya (what an idea) or Spelunky, not this garbodor.

Why does /oil/ keep making threads about shit games? Why should I care if a shit game has SJWs in it?

Don't fret user, I don't play this shit exclusively. I've 100%ed spelunky and currently going through la mulana.

It didn't help they got rid of the only writer who could actually write. Actually it was a lot like Obsidian how Amy Hennig left.

Don't forget that after she tries 2 times to kill Nate, that idiot stops his brother from killing her, for some reason.
Oh and at the end of the game you don't even get to fight her or even kill her, she just leaves the island like a coward.

They are decent time wasters, a one-time trip that can be completed in a day
I liked them but they do support themselves too fucking much on cinematics. If they went full-on with a mini (less than 15 seconds) intro and all action with no talking or any on-rails dialogue, it might get a better rap

Why not go with video games that are entertaining and just "time wasters"?

Isn't modern society pretty diverse or does that trigger people?

But keep fighting I'm sure all those non white people will leave the planet any time now.

Funnily enough, only once white western countries are diverse.
Makes you think huh?

lmaoing at your life

That's what i spend with the rest of the days, and the 3 Uncharted went for around 8 a piece, so it's a cheap investment
I liked video games once upon a time, and the PS3 was borrowed


It really isn't outside of west europe and the anglosphere
Unless you count those as the modern society, which wouldn't be that wrong

Hang on, you bought games for a borrowed console?

Pretty sure they haven't pushed gameplay as a reason to buy Uncharted games since 4.

Go on…

No, he rented 3 movies for 8 bucks.
Sounds like a sweet deal to me.

3 bad movies for 8 bucks when movies are free on the internet.

Well living in a wealthy country attracts people from all across the globe. Funny how that works.

Your trailer park may be white IDK.

Good thing said countries can moderate the rules and the rate said people can become citizens.

Yes, but the PS3 is a permanent borrow, or so to say

I remember the good times of buying candy and stuff, then get a voucher to rent a game free for every x quantity of shit bought
Nice way of knowing obscure games

Funny how Japan or S Korea aren't very diverse.
And we're not talking about "it's good so people are coming here" diversity, we're talking about the "DIVERSITY IS GOOD, ADAPT YOUR NEAREST MUDSLIME NOW" propaganda diversity.

Buddy, when TFA came out, I went to see that shit on theaters just to yell "OH COME ON" everytime Shadow the Kilo Ren did something stupid/edgy. Lost count after 23. Also, proudly yell "FUCKING FINNALY" when Han died.

What, do you go to the cinema to watch good movies? When was the last time you did that?

He's been getting more and more power at Naughty Dog after he made the Last of Us.
He might be (I don't have proof but it seems like it) the one who forced Amy Hennig out of ND during the development of Uncharted 4. After she left he took control of U4.
Also he's friends with Anita and gave her a GDC award.

Weird, you're probably the same brand of anti-American leftist that'll remind us just how awful our education, healthcare, obesity, etc. are. But then you'll push the idea that third-worlders are more than welcome to come aboard :^)

Are you a sassy black woman?

They have been literally brainwashed with jewish folk songs and stories, along with having G.I. niggers in Seoul on the loose

You retards did this yourselves

Care to explain that? I've never purchased an Uncharted game.

Clue me in, what's the "diversity" in the game again? Is it just mindless pandering like Mass Effect: Andromeda or is /vpol/ getting mad about different colored skin again?

All I see is yet more CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE bullshit from Naughty Dog, which is news about as much as the headline "Water is Wet"
DIVERSITY just got thrown in for maximum buzzword density.

No, I sass black women myself.

It's /vpol/ raising a storm in a cup of water because they put a nigger in a shitty game.
Heck, if anything, /vpol/ should be thanking NaughtyDog: they put niggers where they belong.

How do you explain all the non-diverse non-white wealthy countries then? Castrate your penis and hang yourself Holla Forums, absolutely nobody wants you here.

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Name a good non white country to live in.

He didn't say good, he said wealthy.

Japan if you're Japanese.
South Korea if you aren't black, and or below middle class.

Best Korea.

he's a jew

This is objectively false though. The reason Otaku culture is so huge there is because the place is such a hell hole.

If you didn't have to work it would be a pretty good place to live. But even if you did have to work, you would be a getting a society with basically no crime and 1st world facilities such as healthcare. It is still a far better society than 98% of the rest of the world.

And immense corruption on every level, pollution, having to be a salaryman wage slave, corporations being ruthless and treating you like total shit.
Japan is pretty garbage.

That sounds just like living in any Western state.

The west is a lot better in comparison. Most people still have morals and corporations lube up instead of fucking you raw and don't blow up nuclear reactors.

Except times a million. Japan is far worse. Weebs should never actually live there.

They should. One less weeb and this world is a lot better of a place.

They should so they would stop being weebs.

Ah, the tag team has arrived. Welp I'm out of here.

Despite what you think about the people that usually buy into Uncharted, I am fairly sure this is going to be a huge flop.
This is like making an Indiana Jones without Harrison Ford.

Maybe, and I say MAYBE, a few years ago they could have pulled it off because their writer wasn't a total piece of trash, but with the new one that wrote Uncharted 4?
No fucking way.

The two characters already look like they have absolutely no emotional range, they don't look interesting and if what they showed of them in the trailer really was the best they could muster up then I don't expect the rest of the game to have good writing either.

A lot of people that buy this are still men, they're the same demographic that in the 80s went to see action movies, they don't want their action to star two women and not the cool bandito that doesn't give a fuck from before.

It will get raving reviews, for sure, but good sales? I don't see it.

This whole thread sure isn't suspicious at all. Naughty dog is more interested in delivering their political message than actually making games anymore, they have made this perfectly clear multiple times. On top of that they attach it to absolute shit "cinematic" games

It's true though. Japan is shit compared to living in almost all other decent western nations.Have fun working 50 hours a week for 6$ an hour.

Is going to sell a lot less the other 4 did, how to use this corpse as an example for other companies?

How distressed would you be to find out most people posting about Uncharted anywhere on the internet were in elementary school when it first came out?

Druckmann is also jewish and born in Israel, I think.

If it's written by Druckmann it will be fanfic-level. I bet that he'll turn Chloe into a lesbian.
I have a feeling that they will use this DLC to test the audience, to see if future Uncharted games could exist without Nathan Drake (it will be Naughty Dog's Tomb Raider).
I'm saying that because the only thing SJWs can do in the entertainment business is to use the Great Replacement tactic: find an established franchise, get rid of what works and replace it with either a female or a black man.

Funny thing is that replacement tactic would totally work for any genre apart from male-oriented action.

Also is this a DLC? I thought it was a completely different game

The downfall of comics in a sentence.

I think so. It's focused on Chloe and might explain why she was completely absent from U4. The presence of Nadine is a bit weird, she's the worst character ever made in that franchise.

Oh right she's the chick from Uncharted 2
Completely forgot

Please post porn

The word "variety" has been bastardized to become "diversity". Games for ages have had "diversity". It's just the intent behind diversification is now political rabble instead of for the gameplay.

Street Fighter 2 is a more politically and ethnically diverse game than anything that's come out in the last 5 years, including other Street Fighter games. Funny how that works.

Thanks for pointing out the obvious I guess?

Correct. He's a straight outta kikeland hellhole semite.

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It may be a casual series as far as gameplay goes but the closest it has come to being pozzed as far as everything else goes is Nadine's character, and I wouldn't really consider that to be over the line, just boring. In fact there is some dialog in the first couple of games that I'm sure the usual suspects would find pretty offensive.

What the h*ck is /oil/?

I haven't seen a nigger irl in my Slav country up until a year ago until i went to Australia.
I'm 29 years old.