Let's have a thread discussing some ugly fucking shit

Let's have a thread discussing some ugly fucking shit.

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What the fuck?

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there is nothing to love about it, sega did it all better

I just wanted to point out the obvious.

The gamecube controller was infinitly better

I know. Im a fuck.

sausage fingers

Most gamer crap is ugly fucking shit.
Especially yellow tinted glasses.

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I'd torpedo my beaner wiener straight into her unholy muzzie must cave of tepid testicle tickles, honestly.

Stand back

How come your mom lets you have TWO wheels?

You're beaner wiener's gonna get just as fucked, tbqhwy fam.

DOOL WHEELED

I'd like to see you tiny nerds take her on.

It's okay user, I CAN TAKE IT.
It's cultural enrichment, she can't possibly resist! She actually had a screencap of me shitposting on the Totinos Twitter account
I should have talked to her more and see what she's like in person
Then I'll handcuff her and tattoo the gamergate logo as a tramp stamp

???

Shiet

ah, the black bamboo sapling mouse. truly an example of masterful craftsmanship.

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emptyhero pls.

Then you fuck the corpse

Is that a fat joke?

Remember this masterpiece?

She's honestly got nothing on a lot of the other cunts or trannies in anti-GG. She's a boring-looking moocow but she's such a failure at life that she isn't even good at being ugly, frankly

lel, she'd fold like a bad poker hand if some dude gave her a good pimpslap. I've seen her type a number of times before - they can sort of dish it out, but they REALLY can't take it.

Haha, I can guarantee you I'm a Full Villain. Full of semen

Nerds are candy. She will eat you.

I would never disrespect a great person

All razer shit

It's a bike horn, obviously.

Win a game, give a few honks.
Lose a game, give a few honks.
Annoying a opponent, give a few honks.
Support a teammate, give a few honks.
Beat the game, give a few honks.
Driving a car and someones in your way, give a few honks.
In game character starts swearing while there's a child in the room, give a few honks.
Clowning around, give a few honks.
Get a critical, give a few honks.
Awesome in game music beat, give a few honks (to the beat).
Fellow house occupants get at angry at the constant noise, give a few honks.

As you can see this device is as multi-functional as the vuvuzela from the South African 2010 FIFA Cup.

Anyone got the chingchong face desktop tower? It was something like but maybe older I think.

Another fucking "cultural" thing the west could do without.

unfortunately yes

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And you thought Popeye was joking.

Honestly surprise the tattoo artist managed to get a flat enough surface to ink on.

ASCIISphere 360

kek

The 1st one looks like a nasty buttplug. The 2nd one looks like it had edges.

This one?

Yeah, that one.

Long hanging fruit at this point. Hating the N64 Controller has become a bigger meme than hating the Xbox Duke Controller

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I make it a mission in life to "accidentally" knock the vuvuzela into the user's mouth or face while passing them by

In all seriousness she probably got that shit back when she was a disgusting skellington doing photo shoots for suicide girls or whatever the fuck that degenerate "emo naked girls" site is/was called. Unofrtunately I can't scrub that shit from memory but she looked like back in the day she was maybe 80 pounds.
Also, she was SUPER hideous. I don't know how, but even though she's an ugly whore today, getting fatter made her less horrifying than the walking disaster of bones she was before. She basically switched sides of the spectrum when metabolism finally said "nah fuck it, i'm done."

I bet the australians did this

AFAIK it was some cheap rip-off of suicide grills.

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What is the reasoning for the design of that keyboard? Did they think people would type faster vertically with their palms facing inwards?

it was a cheap chink knockoff

it's for people with RSI and shit. having your hands vertical instead of horizontal (twisted) causes less stress on the muscles and nerves (if you have an entraped nerve)

You mean for mutants and the weak

I saw this recently and thought it was odd.

jesus christ, and that's even ignoring the lack of any obvious way of connecting it together. Maybe magnets.

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that's not even a terribly bad idea, but like said, it's still missing a few things.

Typing with your fingers on F and D is a meme. I can type at 90wpm and I use the 2 finger method.

F and J*, sorry

I was going to say that thing would be decent for platformers, but nope.

If you're not in the 100 club, get off the porch and die

Whoa what's your k:d

15:1 nigger

15 whites to one nigger? That's abysmal!

Specially for Hitler.

B L E A C H E D . C O M

I used that method on you're mom last night. :^)

This x100000000000

and yet the duke is coming back for xbone and PC

Spoiler your porn you degenerate, this is a worksafe board

Go away Zoey

gay

I had this controller, it was magical, i would also talk to it and talk back as spongebob to piss my bro off until he became red in the face and violent.

she would be solid 7/10 if she wasnt fat

but I press the y key with my left hand and the b key with my right

Nah, 6-6.5 at best

Hey bro, wanna play some Contra?

God damn it kikesoft

let me guess
Madcatz

I've used both of these personally.
The Luom G10 is actually excellent but generally outclassed by Steelseries or Logitech mice in the same price range.
The Estone X7 is a generic mouse you can find 100 different versions of and feels like the height of cheap Chinese knock-off shit, but it's actually a really great mouse considering you can get one for less than $5.

Here, bro; let's play some GoldenEye. Sorry, this is the only other controller that I have.

I bought a rat just because previously I owned a G9 and loved it. For some reason I got it in my head that the stupider looking the mouse the better it will be. Not only was it an uncomfortable piece of shit the laser constantly malfunctioned and would just float around wherever.

That's the Doppler radar dish off a fucking Metal Gear.

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Assmad Gamergaters get out.

The official keyboard of the Night Lords legion. Little red bat wings sold separately.

Here's your controller bro

lol eat shit

What in the goddamn happened here

Sure thing bro, I can suck at every NES game with this controller!

Is this one of those special one handed controllers?

I know this was for Phantasy Star Online, but does the keyboard work with any other game like say, Animal Crossing?

Yes. With that you can finally play video games and masturbate at the same time.

You can truly live the dream.

Yes.

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Well actually, there's a big ole asterisk on that as if I remember right, it ONLY works on certain region games.

did you fuck him user? That's gay you know.

Shut you're mouth before you say something retarded like this. I bet your clinically retarded to make such a completely pallid post.

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She actually used her betabux to get work done on her tits and ass.

what is that a federation ship?

This thing was great. I played the whole Warcraft 3 campaign with it.