Dream Daddy

Is that last one the lasagna faggot from that one horrid sex toy comic?
How did he become a father?

He got butt pregnant.

Why am I not surprised

THE GAY COMMUNITY !?!?!?!

Even if I were gay or a woman I wouldn't let any of those people near my genitals, but I in particular want to punch mustache man for some reason.

whats the source on that image?
asking for a friend

Have video games gone to far?

DAMMIT DOBSON

Literally me on the far right.

No, there's definitely something oddly effeminate and unmasculine about their body language.

It looks like there's a nigger hand in that picture, user. I don't think you want anything like that.

I think its some fag shit about getting railed by niggers.
Its been posted on the internet for years now.

Because they're all made of rounded edges and posing like faggots. The only one that doesn't look like he's cruising for dick is the drunk guy.

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So if you sit down, would you do a double abortion? How the fuck do you even get pregnant in the ass, through anal?

Guy to the left of the wasp with the baby carrier is Donte

What did he mean by this?

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I just want a game where you're playing a muscular dude using their superior physical abilities to wrestle around hot women who are not naked but you get to make them naked bad guys.
Unarmed combat as a whole is seriously lacking outside of fighting games. I want to fucking suplex demons and shit, I want to ATATATATA/ORAORAORA bandits, I want to do all sorts of wrestling finishes on spooky skeletons.
GOD DAMNIT WHERE ARE ALL THE MUSCLE MEN MCs

So a fantasy game

Rest assured, gentlemen. It's a game about being a Dad, dating other gay Dads.

Your accusations and feelings of homosexual involvement are rightly placed.

The Asian has a baby growing out of his stomach
Fukushima sure fucked dem Japs up

Your taste is too good for this world

Why am I not surprised but also surprised at the same time?

If that pale guy on the left side really is chuunibyou, I'd play the shit out of that.

by being fictional and not existing irl, user

Feel of my feel

Gays not welcome.

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Why is it that every time shitty e-celebs play a shitty garbage game, there's always this one fucking faggot who wants to drag his unfunny meme games and bring the circlejerk here?
Not to mention OP is a (1) and done'ing retard.
Fuck.

this is the only daddy i'll ever admit i have feelings for.

I really want to see the two of them and how they make sex.

unrelated but that type of super muscular fitgirl isn't really attractive.
I don't really know about this stuff but women who get that big and muscular use steroids, right?

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Did someone say DADDY DATING?

Reported.

No shit sherlock.
She's probably got a bigger clit than your prick.

Goron Merchant > Fag Bird
Also
Let's make this thread as cancerous as possible and make OP super happy
Post real muscle hair daddies

This art looks horrible

I think she's beautiful

do it fam
also someone get the tails bench guy

>gay dating sim

The art style definitely evokes that. Might not be what was intended but that's usually what you get from tumblr art. Mixed messages are to be expected.

post the ghost bara from sadpanda also

Tolerance was a mistake.

Left to right::
+Will always have booze for you.
+Will let you borrow his guns.
-The rest of his gang will start living in your house.
-Will try to turn your home into a meth lab. If you let him the cops will find it.

+Can help you pick up girls.
+Rich as fuck, will buy you things.
-Thinks he's a vampire.
-Everything he buys will be black.
-Will only help you pick up goth chicks.
-Will eventually try to kill you and drink your blood.

+Your prom date you ugly sack of shit!
+FUCK YOU!
-Brings his wife's son everywhere.
-Not the Mexican version.
-Not the fun version either.

+Will regularly take you on trips to "the colonies".
+Will teach you how to fit in in high society.
+His connections will guarantee you quick and easy promotions in whatever field you work in. If you go into politics expect to see yourself running the country within a decade.
-Will expect you to perform sex acts with pigs in front of his friends. Any attempt to report this will get you labelled a terrorist thanks to his uncle in the intelligence services.
-Thinks the British Empire is still a thing.

+Can get you free weed.
+Pretty chill. Unlike everyone else you'll find yourself always enjoying his company.
-Will constantly ask you for cash.
-Everything he touches will stink of weed.

+Smart, can help solve all your problems.
+Has a decent job and will occasionally help you buy computers and vidya.
-Secretly a paedophile.
-If left alone with a computer for five minutes will fill it with child pornography.
-Will eventually try to blackmail you into helping cover up his raping a kid.

-Browses all the sites you hate.
-Devote feminist. WIll quickly decide you are a shitlord and devote his life to making you see the truth.
-Will frequently try to force you to perform degenerate sex acts with him. Will claim it's not rape if you call him out and the police will agree.
-It turns out he's a undercover android from the Matriarchal future sent out to ensure you never trigger the God-Empress when she takes over the world. If you try to kill him he will always come back no matter how thoroughly you dispose of his body.

We need more artist to draw Henrike.

e-hentai.org/g/807810/8fb65d0b8e/

Why is it always gay?

Looks like the art style of the person who drew this for some reason, nice

I chuckled, also there's nothing wrong with Henry then if we're going by this