Anthony Burch got married again

POST YFW YOU ARE NOT ANTHONY BURCH

His wife is 100% a frog.

wait, what?

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post yfw you cum inside Anthony Burch

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anyone else?

I've dated girls like that. They call them vine swingers because they never let go of one until there's another one in their hand.

Feels good man.

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Those born from irony will let it spill over into everything they will ever do or be.

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Hmmm that girl is actually beautiful though.

They've spent so long using irony as a coping mechanism that they're afraid to be sincere about something.

Why do male feminists have shit taste in women?

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is this for real?

Here's my (1)

Is this for real? He did another fucking ironic wedding?

most likely she's the man in the relationship.

I feel nothing but the worst sort of pity for this wreck of a man. Nothing can save him now except for an honest death

Whats stopping you faggots?

Wouldn't surprise me.

From marrying a fat woman? I don't like fatties.

is he getting cucked yet?

the door

Soon

That's no whale. That's a fucking ham planet at this point.

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What the fuck is an ironic wedding?
Is it a wedding that's ironic?

It's the kind of wedding where neither of the participants are expected to hold true to their vows. Burch will get cucked again.

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Nigga how many wives do you fucking have

Feels good

Why do you think male feminists become male feminists?
They're desperate for female attention but can't get any.
I actually think burch could do a lot better though, the switch is still getting scalped and probably worth a lot.

So why even bother getting married in the first place?

So wait if neither of the participants are expected to hold their vows how is it a wedding?

I'm with my second wife now.

So wait if neither of the participants is a man how is it a wedding?

Why did you kill your first wife?

It's genius.

Standards.
Right wing socially conservative virgin or bust.
If you're going to marry then you need to be discriminatory, otherwise enjoy divorce.
Also most women are shit, and would be terrible wives/mothers. E.g I know girls 20+ who can't cook. Cooking is a fucking staple of independent living, if you can't cook then you're trash. Add in worthless degrees (why even bother with muh career if you want to be a housewife anyway, because I know girls who went on maternity leave and decided they would rather raise kids than go back to work).
Even ignoring feminism, most are just not practical partners.
How do you meet qt, conservative girls with some practical skill? Chef, mechanic, nurse, anything that has some use outside of muh career.

Church

incorrect, user
even a woman as ugly as her can get laid
all it takes it to talk to a really drunk guy at a bar and go to the bathroom with him

What if his death was dishonest?
What would a dishonest death even look like?

Because she was too perfect. It had to be done.

I learned there are worse things to be than Anthony Burch

You were warned that legalizing gay marriage would lead to people marrying barnyard animals next, and you cried that that was a slippery slope fallacy, and yet here we are.

dammit burch, that thing is fucking ugly, might as well marry your own sister or someone who looks like her.

This

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You just wanted a ghost wife to get ghost blow jobs didn't you?

ZUZ

It's not.

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Imagine being in that much pain

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Holla Forums is pissed at him too. He wrote an article on the HP saying trump should be executed

Yes. Unfortunately my current wife has told me I'm not allowed to yell about it every time I get one.

at least Jason Fuller isn't Anthony Burch

This is 4 (You)

Nah, I feel sorry for anyone who believes that.
I sound like a faggot mgtow here, but I was raised Catholic and went to a Catholic school, most didn't bother with Church, those who did were still acting like the average millennial.
M8 she isn't just fat, she looks to be over 35 too. Even chubby chasers went for younger girls. Now if you're drunk that means you have lower standards, but you will still try with the 5s before a 4.

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Well, noses keep growing as you get older.

She looks like she got engaged under protest.

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I cant comprehend why any woman, no matter how ugly would ever go with anthony. He is the complete opposite of attractive in any sort of way. How fucked up is that woman?

No, he's right. Men have no standards. She's not outright deformed and doesn't look like a xenomorph so she's good enough to have men go after her if she exposes herself enough.

A whole new world of possibilities for cuckolding.

maybe she wants someone to cheat on and thinks its hot
or maybe her self-esteem is smaller than an ant

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God I hope burch gets to pay alimony after the divorce

Look at her. She's not exactly a catch either. Hell, people like Anthony are easy to abuse because they won't fight back. She could be trying to Afton him.

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Obviously she's not going to fuck Anthony, she'll just let him be her servant and take his money while she fucks other men, probably right in front of Anthony, while he Apologizes to her for being part of the patriarchy.

but leftists don't believe in marriage!

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Then why was it so important for gays to marry?

How can we harness meme magic to destroy their marriage?

Marriage is only bad if it's a white heterosexual couple not in an "open relationship".

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It's about taking something away from others, corrupting it.

I doubt he has any real amount of money left after his first wife gets her cut.

That looks cute, source?
Or is it from porn? Because I need more cute shit atm.

Jesus even I wouldn't do that.

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It doesn't matter, not having money doesn't free you from alimony, you just get thrown in prison for not paying.

he looks >>>/JUST/
while the wife thing looks like a fucking caricature of a woman, reminds me of ted cruz in a wig with face stretched too wide

Because Burch is a glutton for punishment. He enjoys getting cucked.

The king of alimony doesn't ahve enough money either.
You really think that matters?

Isn't that the journalist who was calling for Trump to be executed?

Why bother trying to materialize the inevitable?

Did I miss a memo?
When did people start referring to regular old fashioned adultery and immoral fornication as cucking?
I was always under the impression that modern cucking was consensual and absolutely pathethic. You know, deciding to become swingers but ending up a bitch in your own relationships; staying in said relationships and not do anything about it, accepting that your significant other is screwing around.

But what I see people describing as cucking is plain old fashioned adultery, where the significant other does not know until they're told- - you know the stuff we used to stone people for.

Or am I just out of touch with the lingo you kids are using these days?

Comedy like this almost makes me not want to go back to the old timeline.

I'm mostly wondering if she'll even bother. Probably better to have access to his money and be able to boss him around.

Poor Dave Foley. He's not even allowed in Canada anymore because he'll basically be arrested and held indefinitely over alimony he can't afford to pay.

Yup.

hownew.ru

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If someone does not fuck her willingly, she will get someone drunk and fuck them. Either ways, Burch is cucked.

This is hot. Too bad Jake really isn't a homo, so I feel bad for him.

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So he married Ted Cruz?

Women merely need to spread their legs to get fucked. There's enough drunk men around ready to pump and dump any willing vagina.

looks more like a female Tim Schaefer really.

Yes.

archive.is/5VvI5

HELLO RATO

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And people call gays the degenerates.

Make no mistake, most gays are degenerate I say this as someone who sucked cock before

is that a fucking harlequinn baby kirby?
did this happen after or before the puzzle room - kirby planet robobot incident?

Is she going to take his Nintendo Switch?

faggot

Obviously Burch realized his mistake in marrying an only slightly chubby white woman last time. Now he can watch every nog in the neighborhood go to town.

They do all this shit to be "quirky" and "unique" thinking it makes them special, without giving any thought to whether or not there was a reason it was done another way in the first place. He's cheapened his marriage from the get-go, and will later wonder why yet another woman has left him and taken his Switch.

She's more attractive than his last wife (don't mix this up with her being attractive; just less ugly than the other cunt) but also looks 10-20 years older than him.

Faggots are still faggots though.

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Do you mean a single cock, or multiple? Also why?

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ever read Tom Sawyer?

Hello rato.

The girl in question is what I presume would be a feminist, and they go with cuck males like peanut butter and jelly.

She's a 3/10 at worst tbh

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>>>Holla Forums

>>>Holla Forums7127263

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3 in total.

Explain yourself.

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Nothing more to explain, sucked my boyfriends dicks. It's ot gay if it's in a relationship.

THE DELEGATES DAH-NALD

That's the look of a happy couple right there

Holy shit, fucking kek

Why do you whore yourself out?

Jesus Christ.

Every single time, this is why people hate faggots

They are mentally ill.

That women is not worth Zyzz'z gentle touch.

Good for him? I hope he learned something from his fuck-ups and doesn't get himself cucked again, but his spineless beta-ness might be too ingrained for him to stand up for himself.

It's basically cowardice and a coping mechanism for emotional pressure while trying to play it off as "cool" somehow. Honestly if you are determined to do a hipster non-serious wedding, there is a basis for expecting that your marriage will end up as non-serious as your wedding. The worst is when you resort to the kind of self-deprecating humor that undermines your own dignity and invites others to laugh at you instead of with you. At that point you're not being "cool" or self-aware or shit, you're just being a bitch who thinks it will hurt less if he invites others to treat him like a bitch. But in the end you will really hit rock-bottom with no self-esteem, respect, or dignity to speak of. It's much better to be confident and stand up for yourself than pretend to be confident in your "decision" for how much you will let others walk all over you.

He's the one that pushed his wife towards an open "relationship" because he thought being a hotshot meme writter was going to get him rolling in pussy.

This user gets it.

At first, I thought, "This guy seems kind of reasonable." I mean, after all, he was saying that people should be free to talk about whatever the fuck they want to talk about, and if other people have a problem with it then tough shit.

But then I read on, and now I realize that if those people had been men talking about their dicks he'd have fucking castrated them.

You know I would say good for him too, but from what I hear, marriage in america is asking to suffer, I wouldn't marry in USA even if I was american.

Also, no video games wtf

Not gonna happen, barring a major switch in ideology. A rule of thumb as a male feminist is to never, EVER stand up to a woman.

Is this real tho? THe guy on the photo doesn't even look like Burchukoo

Think about this. Anthony Burch's (tfw not him) whole entire life is spent in endless irony, because if he were to step out of that fog of insincerity for even a minute, he would kill himself. His entire life is a constant coping mechanism.

Anthony Burch is barely even a human being.

that hogbeast

did he have another awkward backyard wedding?

Every single time i see that first frame and close it, I can't help but think that's actually Sean Murray.
Bonus question: why does he speak with some weird european accent if he's got an english name?

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Can I get third dubs?

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That's what you get for begging

Can't win 'em all, but I'm content.
Content in not being Anthony Burch

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Just think, if one minor change had occurred in this guy's life and he resisted [CURRENT YEAR] shit instead of giving into it, he'd probably be posting here with us right now instead of airing his dirty laundry on twitter.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but dubs you're fucking dead kiddo

Why are you so mean

He pretends it hurts less if he's being pathetic ironically. It's the same argument for the open relationships.

that girl is cute

which is really popular with normalfags right now, all their shitty memes are just "WHEN U ARE SHITTY TRASH LMAO" with a picture of a fat cartoon character from the 90s because they're all so emotionally stunted they related everything to disney characters and harry potter because they never broadened their fucking spectrum at all

PUT THOSE DIGITS BACK RIGHT NOW

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Scary isn't it?

NEVER

MODS

MONSTER

I'LL TAKE EM BACK

Sometimes I think about what might have become of me if I hadn't found imageboards when I did, and the thought still makes me shudder even today.

The really fucked up part is that, for the longest time, we were considered the most fucked up people you could find online, but with the rampant rise of leftism we end up looking normal in comparison.

I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE THE COPPERS SHOW UP

A normalfag life married to a normalfag wife with normalfags kids?

IM NOT A SQUIRREL BUT ILL NIBBLE YA NUTS

Thanks guys.

Probably be forced into the normalfag instead of being a shut in, cynical asshole.

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HAHA I'M ON A ROLL
ONCE I ESCAPE THIS THREAD I'LL GO STEAL SOME MORE DUBS FROM ANOTHER SUCKER

Steal this.

You dropped them and now they're mine.

are you sure?

They're mine now.

Is her name Ashley too?

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Worse.
I was pretty fucked in the head in high school before I started browsing 4chan. I had no friends, my family hated me, and I had no identity or hobbies of any kind outside of mindlessly playing shitty video games. Worst of all, I desperately craved the attention and acceptance I had been deprived of for so long above all else, and probably would have done anything it took to get it. I realize I was the exact kind of person who ends up becoming an SJW/male feminist/antifa faggot and it's entirely possible that I would have become just as bad as Burch.
Imageboards and the Anons on them opened my eyes though. They taught me to be honest and attack my flaws (more often than not attacking them for me when I didn't want to) so I could overcome them, where everyone else told me to just accept them as a part of who I was, that there was nothing I could do about them. Imageboards taught me not to obsess over whether other people like or agree with me or worry about whether I was normal enough to fit in with the herd, while everyone else insisted it was best to do whatever it took to seem as "normal" as possible. But best of all, imageboards taught me that, contrary to every single piece of knowledge I had accumulated up until that point, not only did I not need to hate myself or be ashamed for being born a straight, white male, I could be proud of it, something I couldn't even imagine before. These boards chewed me up and spit me out a completely reborn man, and words alone can't express my gratitude. All I can say is thanks for the shitposts, fags.

I choose right.

Whoops, didn't mean to reply. Anyways , I think I'm going to go head off to since that seems to be the most active thread. Who knows what I'd find in /a/.

Fuck.

Hang on, gonna try and nab some trips before I head off.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS

SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN

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(nice)
Cheers!

He should have stayed with the ara instead.

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Indeed it is.

it's really funny knowing josh macintosh is the one who probably wrote that tweet

She's a pig. An overweight zilch.

whose bitch this??

Look for Slavic women.

They're attractive and conservative, don't give a shit about offending western womyn and are taught from a young age how to cook.

Slavic women are the answer.

Probably but I'd argue they're doing the "were so ironic whoah epic!" numale thing where they make a meme face.

Anyone whose too cool for sincerity and out of their teens/early twenties is a total clod.

You hit it on the fucking head.
The "oh God save me from myself" people are steer clear-tier. Not an original one in the bunch and I absolutely can't stand people like that. They're genuine idiots.