What will be the major meme from this vidya?

hat tipping

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No, I don't think of myself as higher for being a cynical cunt
I will never let other people know how bitter I am, so I always put up an act and make myself likable. Sometimes letting heavy sarcasm drop
This is the only place I can freely express my non-conformity without having people distance themselves from me

Getting triggered by sombreros

Nice blogpost, even though I baited a blogpost by asking you.

Check their twitter, a lot of Mexicans are telling SJWs to fuck off with their proxy offensives
Viva Mexico
You whites need to learn from the Native in the other country, after you're done kicking out all the illegal spics.

Thanks for complimenting my accidental blogpost. I will now stop my said blogpost.

Anytime, baby. Polite sage

Don't say that.
I like when people call me "baby"
It's just weird here though

illegals aren't the problem, it's the legals that are.

You are now imagining a lithe, attractive figure whispering baby into your ear as they hold you close from behind.
fucking gay

some things just don't ever change

Peach is a cuckquean

HERE WE GO

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I wouldnt mind seeing more of this tbh

No, it's the illegals that are since they are costing the US a fucking fortune and are vastly uneducated and are on welfare.

When Mario throws his hat on someone, does their mind get overridden by Mario's, or are they still conscious while Mario fucks around?
haha

Better quality rip

DONK CITY
Too bad Donkey Kong isn't the mayor

That Crowbcat video pretty much covered it.

‘30s music is my fucking fetish. This hits me in all the right ways.

This song is freedom like I've never known. Mario has always had jazzy soundtracks, so I think this song is the logical conclusion of it.
I absolutely can't wait for Odyssey.

Woman are rarly cuckolds user because its impossible to fool them into raising a child that is not biologically their own. Please the term cuck is a vital tool to mock an ridicule cucks. Don't devalue the meaning by equivocation it with nonsense. Just look at how the term Triggered has lost its meaning. Its practically a tumbler meme now right next to Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

to be completely honest I think Mexico land looks way more fun then "realistic" New York. Which they stuck with the cartoon esthetic fro the City and the Jungle as apposed to the Uncanny Valley shit.

Pauline's ass

I thought I saw a few hats with eyes, so I'm guessing either:

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I am guessing the hat can transform, so a transforming hat that takes over people. I'll take that any day over furry shit.

Can't wait for the possession porn.

wish

sounds like a winner

Mario Break dancing with his Hat

What do you think cappy smells like haha?

Just wondering haha

Do you think he gets embarassed when mario sweats and smells a lot from jumping haha

Mario's a manlet.

He can roleplay /ss/ with Pauline at least.

Women are also rarely lesbians, doesn't mean the porn isn't arousing.

its that time again…

being apart of a Harem is not a woman being a Cuck user. Polygamy with men is far more natrual and is in no way the same thing as a man who lets his woman fuck other men or raise a child that is not genetically his own.

If he throws the hat onto Yoshi, do you think they can both smell what the eggs smell like?

haha

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HAT-RAPE THE NATIVES

APPROPRIATE ALL CULTURE

Draw Mario as a black shirt.

Sonyggers doing their level best to spread the idea that it's bad, of course. See breath of the wild.

knew this would happen

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Now I wanna see a Rorke's Drift-styled Mario gunning down unruly apes with a Martini-Henry while still having that perpetually carefree and happy look he has in all of his promo art.

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Plopping the hat onto things. I could see it working in comic edits too, like somebody defends the half a press or something and the next panel shows that they have the hat.

Also you'd have to buy a Switch for this one.

This.

why are nintendrones so obsessed with big bad sony?

From what I can understand, as a third party in this. Sony and Nintendo fans tend to have inferiority complexes.

Didn't that artist's friend leak a lot of his private drawings recently and it turned out he's really into scat?

I doubt Nintendo will ever convince me to buy on of their doodads tbh

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I hate how the internet ruined Mario for me. I never saw anything in a Mario game as someone's fetish until I got older and started lurking.

Because if you're a weeb, which you are by default if you go on this site, you a nintendo, sega, or a sony fanboy.

The levels seem underwhelming. The city is 6 blocks in size, the desert is just an island in an endless pit and all the levels seem smaller than Bob-Omb Battlefield. I don't need GTA: Mario Edition but Delfino Plaza was definitely bigger than this.

Also, the T-rex, Moai and Tank transformations are from the Banjo-Kazooie series.

Fucking implying, user.

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Not even gonna bother photoshopping it.

I'd rather be possessed by a boo tbqh

Anal sex causes incontinence later in life.

mechanically it's just a more diverse cap system where you have to steal the caps now, you're retarded if you think that it's flogging transformations off Banjo Kazooie.

For the next draw thread someone needs to do it.

Don't you have to bring some mcguffins to bonedaddy to get a vaguely permanent transformation? It seems only superficially comparable.

I just realized the levels reference that Super Mario Odyssey keeps pulling off, now you collect moons instead of previously suns and previously stars, and now instead of putting a cap on mario to gain a power you put mario's cap on something else to gain it's power.

completely off topic but does anyone have the pic "2008: The Year the Internet Went to Shit"

It's 2007, lurk more. See and

Thanks. Turns out I already had it, I just got the year wrong.

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No Daisy no buy

are you from ireland?

you sound extra retarded

But fuckhuge levels and this type of gameplay don't go well together. Better to have all the points of interest close together than to have to wander aimlessly across barren nothingness between points of interest. Just look at Yooka Laylee.

I honestly have no clue how you could possibly come to this conclusion. Either you're mistaking connected levels for seperate levels, or you remember Bob-Omb Battlefield being a lot larger than it actually was.

You're retarded.
>>>/cuckquean/

Also, statue Mario came first.

All we need now is a Rosalina cameo for maximum daisyfag salt.

Banjo Kazooie confirmed for ripping off Mario as per

No fun allowed in
CURRENT YEAR + 2

You are a fucking lunatic.

i tried

I hope they have a jungle level with ooga booga nignogs with hoops in their lips and bones in their noses and Mario in black face with big red lips running from spear chucking cannibals. That would be an awesome addition to the game.

Then so be it, niggers. No matter how high and mighty I get, I'll never have an ivory tower as tall as Neofag/reddit.

I sometimes wonder what Holla Forums would look like if all the memelords went somewhere far, far away.

You sound insecure.

The major meme will be Mayor Pauline's pimp hat signifying her as a trafficker of rare mario waifus behind closed doors.

I like this. Will she have human trafficking business and have Mario fuck any girl from any vidya universe? Even going as far as to break in cunny hymens?

Re-evaluating the Mario Brothers movie.

She has to hide all of it from Mario because he would ruin the fun by saving all of them. However, the citizens of New Donk City are incredibly grateful for her trafficking and have found the waifus of their dreams from her services. A lot of loving gentle rape porn will be made of this, starting with forgotten Mario series waifus like Plum and Maple, who originally thought of themselves as only liking girls because of golf and whatnot but are open-minded in their personality enough that the men who buy them are able to persuade them to give penis a shot for once. While finding their new experience strange, they find themselves unwilling to say they dislike it.

Can you fuck bowser though?

"Throwing one a hat"
Slang for using rape drugs.

No user. The Weimar-type degeneracy has to be kept out because of it being an E-rated game universe. However, Bowser might accidentally happen upon her services and end up with a waifu that makes him forget about continually wanting to try and fail at cucking Mario anymore.

nothing because forced memes are cancer

Sonic Adventure 3 looks pretty good.

All memes are forced but some memes are more forced than others.

thats gay nigger.

yeah well my dad works at Nintendo and he told me I fucked ur mom

WELL SHIT I can't recover from this.

You retard.

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Runescape also removed wilderness and free trade in 07, spelling the downfall of a once popular game.

Just look at a image board that's deader than ours.

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im looking forward to the game and whatever else i can enjoy out of it, if that includes memes thats fine. were on an imageboard after all

user, not all arousal from lesbians has to come at the cost of not dicking them. See:

If you wrote a clickbait article about this there's a 100% chance Kotaku or Polygon would publish it.

Might as well throw the "harmful" Mexican stereotypes in there to top it off, I bet that bitch Patricia Hernandez would love to act as the one for speaks for the spics.

No thank you.

Lightning FUCKING wishes she held a candle to rosalina

Checks out

Rosalina's Nintendo's Lightning. Don't know why fag think otherwise.

Mario is going to make the possession fetish more popular.

i bet mexicans are stoked about the references

They are!!!! They're even telling online SJW's to fuck off from being offended by proxy.

Shota petrification is still far off unfortunately

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Because Yoshi is.

user, the word cuckquean is almost 500 years old. It has nothing to do with raising someone else's kid, it has to do with being married to someone despite knowing they are/were adulterous. Bastard children were usually kept from the public eye as much as possible, but in quite a few cases the woman knew said bastards existed.
Now, how about you stop using the word bastard for anything other than "child from an adulterous marriage", never use faggot for anything besides bundle of stick, and never use gay to mean anything besides happy because language evolving is evil.

Awwwghhhhh my dick

Completely btfo.

rape.

Blobson's fetish for blowing up and exploding girls against their will raises some serious questions about consent.

These people can't distinguish reality from fiction.

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I guess Dobson is sad that the balloon Mario power up won't be in this game.

When Mario was chasing down a Moe-eye to hat-rape in the Treehouse stream and jewface was like "oh, they're shy" I had a chuckle. I could feel these faggots getting triggered.

Why does someone that make such amazing asses only make fucking furshit what a let down

POST MORE

Furries pay better and have better return rates.

Highly inaccurate, dinosaurs had feathers

Unrestricted capitalism was a mistake

So you're saying people shouldn't have the freedom to create what they want to serve a demand you want you commie fucking faggot?

You're the commie here! I don't understand why I can't freely share and fap to cunny! THIS IS FUCKING AMERICA, I SHOULD HAVE THAT BIRTH GIVEN RIGHT.
MAKE CUNNY LEGAL AGAIN
I NEED MY TASTY HOT MOIST CUNNY DELIVERY.

non non mon ami

We already had that with Super Mario Galaxy.
Only difference here is that Pauline was the original Mario girl.

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Dobson os jealous that possession is a better fetish than inflation.

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why, my peenus weanus of course :)

haha! :D

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah

the question: What will be the major meme from this vidya - my answer is, of course, my peenus weanus :D

hahaha!

Very witty and funny user. I'll be sure yo subscribe to your channel and share it with my many memer dip friends. I know you're frustrated and shitposting ironically to lessen the stress that dumb people here actually think this way. It's suffering.

Well if anyone knows about rape it would be Dobby.

You realize Mario's been able to transform into copters, planes, and dinosaurs, since SMW2 right?

I wonder if Mario can Hat Peach (or Bowser) and do the wedding.

Fuck off, retard.

These

All fags are aids ridden nutjobs. Dykes are all domestic-abusing disgusting cunts with severe daddy issues.

Kike porn isn't a reflection of the real world, autist.

Butthurt retard who likes to watch what he can never have.

behold, a retard from Holla Forums who has never interacted with the real world beyond a five mile radius of his home

You realize, most people that actually spend money on furry commissions are like doctors and engineers right?
Where do you think they get those thousands of dollars?

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This is what's most hilarious.
The more intelligent you are, the more far gone your fetishes will get
Tile and Ohio user must be millionaires.

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What is the benefit or value of Lesbians if you can't fuck them? You must like to watch instead.

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Tile user was just a teenager living with his parents when he originally posted. If this theory is correct he probably spent 3 years in silicon valley before getting bought by google for 50 million. He is now retired, living off of his investments and Swiss government bonds. His California mansion house has tilework that rivals the Girih of Semerkand.

Sources confirm, "throwing the hat" is one of the most common ways used by rapists to address Rohypnol - also known as the rape drug.

The wording is further developed to include racist or homophobic undertones, as the "throwing the sombrero" variant found among white supremacist groups, or the humiliating "throwing the fedora" one that is aimed at the gay community.

You know this fucker woild be silent if his fetish was in the game.

What is the benefit or value of pornstars in straight porn if you will never fuck them? Your premise here is flawed. Besides, I'll tell you what the benefit is: not having to look at a dick or hairy man-ass during porn.

Sage because this is retarded and has nothing to do with the shit thread

But that's the best part

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You see that mountain? You can posses it.

I tried.

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You forgot the moustache

But at least those mentally ill people are more successful and socially accepted than you will ever be. Welcome to current year + 2, faggot.

I'll never fail to be amazed by the mental gymnastics.

Hnnnng

It's fucking funny, innit?

the memes will need to be mined.

they must come from the ground

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idk i think harriet is gonna be a funny meme xddddd

Perfect.

Get fixed.

Female vidya villains aren't for memeing. They are for fugging

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how do i see the gun loli

It keeps happening.

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Get away from that coin, boy!

Some degenerate autist will write some cringey fanfiction about using the hat to possess the various girls, Holla Forums will read it and pick up one or two especially cringey lines and repeat them ad nauseum until the rest of the posters recognize them.

I gave up playing Yooka Laylee, the worlds were way too big and open. I went back and played SM64, 120 stars. The levels are small, but they are filled with things to do. You run around and constantly ask yourself what that is, yet you have to ignore it to do something else.

Video games have a problem with making worlds too big because they can. But they end up empty and boring, with you spending more time walking around. You usually end up just fast traveling everywhere, but what's the point? Why not just make a smaller map where you can get to things you care about?

Holy shit yes! This was also my problem with Breath of the Wild.
I wouldn't mind the big worlds, but sometimes you just need to add more substance to it!

Nintendo says it's comparable to 64 and sunshine. And if it doesn't live up to those standards, it will get shat on massively

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Has anyone done any ‘Daisy attempting suicide with Pauline in Odyssey on a computer screen behind her’ fan art yet?

what does it mean

So it all take place in the same dimension? How do you explain the New Donk humans vs the Mushroom Kingdom humans?

After Galaxy 1's reset a monado like effect bringing Brooklyn into the Metro Kingdom

The way Nintendo Switch is written makes it look like Nintendo is a world super power akin to the Soviet Union

:^)

New Donk City is just weird. It's like Australia.

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Hello dyke cuck user.

Unfortunately.

No archive = fake and gay

I'll take not being a faggot over not being accepted any day, thanks.

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You don't have to follow a retarded ideology to have degenerate fetishes user.

Yes you do.

Actually I just checked, New Donk's city population is 'New Donkers' not human

Well, that's just like, your opinion man.

t. Holla Forums
All too easy.

t. Holla Forums
Kinda hard.

Yeah, p. much., Holla Forums.

An sudoku user.

No.

Ye

Nah.

Wynaut?

I'm not the only one posting with an erection? Good to know

(chekt)
No sage, therefore benis.

Yes, Heil Saddam Jong Un
Take good look at Hollywood
There are different classes of humans and the normal ones are middle class while the top is the worst of the worst
Humanity is fucked

I can't stop smiling at this post holy shit

More importantly does this mean Pauline was a loli when Mario rescued her from Dong?

I haven't seen someone get BTFO this much in a while. Excellent.

Weak troll, but I'm feeling generous so here's your (((you))).

Inflatable mario

This is fucking amazing.
Not gonna buy a switch yet though

There's already Pauline fart porn that just popped up

I hope her proportions weren't tonned down. Her body in MvDK and the Smash bros trophy are killer and makes her stand out compared to the other mario ladies.

What a sexy drag Queen

But we can't play the game yet.

That's fine and all, but does she have the personality to back it up?

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