Illegal Thread

What are some good games that let me do the crime without doing the time?

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PayDay 2
Was free and devs are faggots. If you missed it, don't bother.

Stealth games are kinda all about that by definition.

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I want games about enforcing the law instead of doing illegal shit. Those are rare as fuck. Almost every game nowadays is about opposing the law.

Fufu~, don't you know that obeying the law is for fascists and nazis?

Sleeping Dogs, it's about an undercover cop.

LSPDFR

There's Police Quest if you like Point and Click Adventure Games, SWAT, Sleeping Dogs, True Crimes and that one mod for GTA IV, This is the Police and I am sure I am missing something.

Can't believe I forgot to mention L.A. Noire

Doorkickers, Urban Chaos, Future Cop: LAPD

There's also Need for Speed Hot Pursuit.

Almost all of them.

Policenauts which still does not have an english dub, add in Blade Runner if your game has you randomized to be a human.

You are an unstoppable being murdering clueless and innocent creatures, stealing all their resources and food while murdering them in the most excruciating ways while you look them in the face, and all they see is the smiling face of happiness.

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In fascism the state would tell them how to make good games both in the mechanical sense but also the moral one.
but obvbiously trustfund babbies have no ide what fascism is or what are its principles.

will it ever get translated?

Discworld Noir.

True Crime: Streets of LA

name the game plox

Don't know m8, sorry I just save wacky pics from image boards.

fag

Some SAO game. That's one of the characters. No bully please.

Faggit

It's alright user, I recognized the character too.

SPILL THE BEANS THEN, YOU INBRED HALF-FORMED AMOEBA!

I just wanted an action anime where characters are in a relationship that doesn't overthrown the entire story and ending at a kiss on the last episode.
Nowadays I can't watch any anime/manga that doesn't involve romance in some way but I can't stand shoujo shit.

Watch G Gundam nigga.

Never ever

illegal crime game
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Not very good but highly illegal.

Play San Andreas or Vice City.

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

Am I the only one who wants a game where you do time for the crime? I guess a GTA type game where you can actually get sent to jail. Maybe even for a long time and be able to plot an escape. Are there any mods for this?

Unteralterbach

The only prison escape game I can think of is a mode of prison architect but that isn't what you want at all. Come to think of it it's a criminally underused setting.

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Sex with children?

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Only ones I can think of are Sleeping Dogs, True Crime and the Police Quest/SWAT series.

Police Quest SWAT 2 lets you play as fat old men with pedophile glasses.

Best fucking OST in any porn game

GERMAN EROGE ENGINEERING IS SEKAI ICHI!

Skyrim

What exactly are you implying you dipshit? Be careful what you answer.

What I would like is a good GTA type clone where you don't play as a mobster, thug, or gangbanger. With a little bit different setting too.

I'm just joking, my lad. I meant Fallout 4.

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What is Sengoku Rance for 500 Alex

Some eastern shit nobody cares for

This board has changed

You're the one missing out on playing rance, not us.

Nah i always was here and always hated weebshit

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It is possible that you have always been here, but you never belonged.

Spoted the newfagg

sometimes i think that too but i have no other place to go inb4 reddit

if you've always been here, you'd know what rance is even if you disliked it.

As i said
Some eastern shit not even that good for fapping too

Why don't you leave? Disliking weebshit is one thing, but hating it implies you have the kinds of issues only so a normalfag would have.

I hate it because its spammed all over the place, anime posters are pretty often just shitposters and anime is bad for your brain mkey?

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Nigger your posts are bad for the brain so if that is your concern stop posting and stop browsing.

You should seriously consider leaving. I genuinely think you'd enjoy the company of redditors more.

Where you do crime. Needless to say I did still thoroughly enjoy SD, I even roleplayed as police and used the cop car that always had a shotgun, which I always used instead of the kung fu. Good times.

I'm going to assume that user wants an actual police game, which I honestly would enjoy playing. Maybe if it were in a fictional world where the justice system wasn't cucked up the ass.

I love this place

Play the ME trilogy like it's Dirty Harry in spess. SWAT 4 if you like operatan.

Op check out Yakuza for PS2. Haven't done played it yet but it's on my list.

These fucking people need to be shot.

Useless bags of flesh taking useless, utterly biased, intelligence insulting 'social studies' courses, never questioning that they're being programmed, then barfing up mindless shit like this to people compelled or just cucked and dumb enough to listen.

That hall needs a good firebombing.

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This site was specifically designed so we didnt have to deal with Cuckles

probably because you don't go to prison for enforcing the law

Most of those simulators are shitty, about the best time I had was on those durkastan life servers for ARMA where you can arrpee as police. There's also that mod for GTAIV but I haven't gotten around to trying it.

theres just better games that dont need to be propped up by porn

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