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Any game that relies on nostalgia is guaranteed shit.

this is why you webm you NIGGER

I'm at work, no fucking webm'ing you goddamn jew

About what I was expecting.

What did you expect, retard?

do they censor monkeys on youtube in your african country my chocolate friend?

Well I wasn't expecting fucking this at least. Probably one of the worst rapes I have ever seen.

lol all four negresses at e3 this year have that same hair

For them to follow up on the Pey'J has DOMZ cancer cliff hanger? Instead it will probably be about how negress helped Jade's dad steal the Shani from the DOMZ.

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Was there ever an explanation for the animal people? I know they're all oppressed and stuff.

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That's cause they're the same people.
Also
Reminder while the Germans are being ethnically cleansed, the French are doing that on themselves on purpose

user they've been openly ruled by masons for centuries. It's a surprise there are any of them left and the entire country isn't full of skeleton dragons.

Also is it me or is every comment defending these videos generic as fuck with a billion people going against them? Has the jewtube finally updated the way they take into account the like-dislike ratio and simply modified them to suit their tastes in time for E3?

HOT

MONKEY

DICK

But it's also a "spiritual successor". While using the "2" which implies it's a sequel. Figure that one out.

Multiculturalism.

That scared the shit out of me, I thought it was a real-life Louis CK copypasta.

Erasure. Like what they did with Ghostbusters, comics and whatnot. They do it as members of subcultures as well. Call it a reboot, erase what people liked, then accuse them of not being pure enough when they don't like it.

Whatever this is, it's not beyond good&evil

Posting music

it's called shilling.

Some user mentioned the game's a slightly edgy disney movie and they're absolutely right. that's what made it good

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Not a bad comparison. Has a lot in common with Atlantis actually.

Anyone know if Ancel is even working on this? Sure doesn't look like it.

Well look what I found

That's a Vietnamese ambush

Is this what they meant by diversity?

That's what I don't really understand. A couple of years ago he wanted to leave Ubisoft - I think he even did - and wanted to build a small studio because he wanted to do something else (was it Rayman Origins?) and let BGE to rest, and then he's here at E3, announcing BGE2.

Probably has his balls in a vice at Ubisoft for some reason. BGE was his baby, I don't understand any of this.

Wait, so that fake list from way back was actually legit?

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I'm just waiting for everyone who hates social justice to not want to play this game and for all the SJWs to hate this game because it gave a monkey the personality of a hood rat chav.

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We all know that everyone on the planet views nigger women as the epitome of beauty and grace.

wow, this actually looks good, why do they always cancel the good games?

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Most black women don't have afros. It's 90% 3rd tier braids, 5% weave, and 5% shaved.

Good games take time to develop and the shareholders want profit now.

I actually like the monkey. If they cut the shooting part, it's just a goofy monkey character acting like a retarded nigger what's not to love

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I wouldn't be surpised if this was just a new IP that had the BG&E name slapped on it. It's clear the original BG&E2 was not this game, and is now long gone.

nice gameplay :^)

I find it really offensive that they paired a literal chimp with a black woman.

Are they implying all black men are apes?

Fuck ubisoft, seriously.

how dare you talk about black womyn

There's always animal people in French sci-fi. It's just a thing they do for some reason.

Aliens I guess. On the first game's photography thing they were called homo [animal name] so they might be human made

And then people say the Germans are furries.

:^)

I smell a bad downgrade, numerous microtransactions, shitty netcode, and an open-world collect-a-thon a la The Crew and Ghost Recon Wildlands.

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Fucking kill me.

Thanks for starting gamergate again.

I'd rather it stay dead tbh

It's literally in the trailer that the megacorps are creating animal-human hybrids as slave labour to colonise planets.


Yeah that was simultaneously horrifying and infuriating. It's not enough to make a game that has those things, you have to SIGNAL your VIRTUE live on stage to get your round of applause from the circle, lest you be ostracised.


All I see are two fuck ugly niggers. I mean, fuck, they're literally thieves running from the cops and swearing and shooting and committing acts of terrorism. And this got a round of applause. For 'DIVERSITY'.
What the fuck has happened to this planet.

The original BG&E was pretty great. This has nothing in common with that game, except anthropomorphic animals, and they were the worst thing about the original.

Pic related. Ren has failed us.

Okay now are we suppose to side with the niggers that steal the payment for a job they didn't do, proceed to kill cops who aren't shown to be doing anything but chasing criminals and then complaining about how oppressed they are because they're not allowed to steal and murder?

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Why is there so much swearing?

Because it's for adults, duh.

It will just keep getting worse the more people keep saying that leftists deserve to have their say and that we should stay silent and tolerate this shit.

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Sounds like they want it be a cross between GTA and No Man's Sky. Whatever this abomination is, it has nothing to do with the original Beyond Good and Evil.

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Well I guess that answers my question.

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So Ubisoft had some kind of space game in the works, and they threw in some animal characters so they could attach a familiar brand to it. The real BG&E2 from a decade ago is sitting in a dusty corner somewhere.

Was that in the first game?

I thought the trailer was enough

They're uplifted animals for use as workers and slaves.

Treat women like people they said. Give them rights they said. Don't beat the shit out of them they said.

Remind me again, is she supposed to be likeable?

Black lives matter.

Thank you Hitler, my eyes are open.

I was excited when I saw the pig character because I knew what the game was before they said it.
I was cautious when they said that it was a prequel because it feels like a safe method for game series if they fuck up in one game to avoid progressing the story.
Now, I'm turned off because they buzzword that it is going to be GTA in space.

I'll wait until more information comes out but I'm not as excited about the game as I should be.
I think Ancel was crying wasn't because of the cheers he received, but because of he had to sellout and make compromises to get this game made because this wasn't the Beyond Good and Evil he wanted from the first trailer from before.

Didn't they do this with Watch Dogs 2?

People have been using applause signs and paid audience members for years. When you see a reaction that isn't applause it means either someone was cocky or the last thing was just that bad.

Sounds like the easter egg in Watch Dogs 2.

And AC Black Fag entire existence

That turned out to be No Man's Skylanders.

lol

Yeah, the 2009 trailer looked like an actual sequel, featuring Jade and everything. That game apparently got dumped by the wayside and Ubisoft has now slapped "BGE2" onto this completely unrelated IP.

But goyim, this is the new way!

DO YOU FUCKING WANT IT RUINED

the crew was fun though

Why aren't they literally making that game?
I'd fucking play that.

Let me just retract that literally.

Hope you like buying figures or DLC.

It's funny. Just a year ago I would have been excited. Right as my desire fades away, they announce the thing. Half Life 3 will probably be announced next.

I think you're right.

Not the game it turned out to be, but the fake one shown in that video.
Just a game that takes place around a singular planet with really good orbital mechanics and gameplay comprised of being a scrap collector.

She is atrocious.

How fucking desperate are they now that they're dredging up BG&E for nostalgia? When that game was originally released it was the only game I've seen immediately put on clearance and put into the bargain bin at big box stores. Its seen more as a classic over the tests of time but it was treated like absolute shit by the majority of consumers. I'd be surprised if the average person watching the conference even knew what it was

The fact a stock soundclip from 1951 is the best part of the trailer says a lot.

Screenshot this right now, I swear to god.

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That was a recurrent theme this year. Notice how the nostalgia related project had the warmest receptions by far on every single conference. Microsoft had Xbox Huge games, Ubisoft had BG&E, Bethesda had Skyrim, Sony had God of War. Hell, even Devolver had Sonic Mania.

I can still dislike it though.

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Oh no.

How is Skyrim nostalgia?

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These San Francisco sodomites do a pretty poor job of hiding their colective agenda

Are you familiar with Skyrim's reception? Do you understand how much bigger it was than Oblivion?

Skyrim was 6 years ago.

Aaaaand she's a Jew.
Holla Forums IS RIGHT AGAIN

You ever wanted to be immortal so you could kill yourself numerous times?

6 years isn't shit.

It is for 12-year olds, Skyrims primary audience. You didn't enjoy Skyrim, did you user?

Nostalgia is relative.

Reminder that there are people who were exposed to TES through Skyrim. You can easily find someone like that by making a Morrowind thread and seeing who starts complaining about the game mechanics.

I haven't gotten around to playing it yet.

I don't get it.

I never played the first one. Why are there pig and monkey people? Why are they in a photorealistic style when concept-wise it's a fucking cartoon? Why are they swearing? And why should I give a shit?

Why can't you just admit the combat system was a mess? I mean, most fans of RPGs are willing to admit to bad combat.

Just get the rape mods, its a really good game with rape mods.

There's animal people because it's french. They're swearing because it's the current year.

Nuh uh. My self-esteem is based on being a long time fan of a game, so it must be perfect.

I didn't say it wasn't.


Or save yourself 12GB and jerk off to porn on the internet.

Fair enough. It's just most Morrowind fans do that.

This is from 2012. Seems like they took everything but scrapped the white protagonist


morrowind's problems are based on the engine's massive flaws alone

Because it's entirely fit for purpose, and solves a lot of problems. Having damage be dependent on weapons and accuracy dependent on skill meant that you avoid the problem of builds being completely derailed by OP artifacts or broken mechanics, an example of this being the "DAE le stealth archery xddddd" meme surrounding Skyrim. Furthermore, it makes it far more difficult to cheese difficult enemies that you shouldn't be able to kill right off the bat. Another benefit is that it incentivises and rewards good character planning.

Is it annoying to miss repeatedly early on? Yeah, but maybe if you were actually built your class around a weapon and used that bloody weapon type you wouldn't have that problem.

6 years is more than a generation of old
In 6 years you had GTA to GTA SA
Hitman C47 to Blood Money
Splinter Cell to Double Agent
Gran Turismo 5 to 6

It is a lot to kids and teenagers

Still too early to be feeling nostalgia. Teenagers don't know what nostalgia is, and should shut up.

Nostalgia doesn't mean "as old as I am minus a few years". You're a retard and you don't know what nostalgia is. It's possible to be nostalgic about things that happened a year ago, if not less.

Point to me where the age restriction on this term is.

That's why you should never use jewgle

I know you're baiting, but still, are you retarded?

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That one from Wolf looks like she's on meth. Those sunken in eyes.

Pure coincidence :^)

makes me think there's a certain black woman going around making friends in the right places aka sleeping with journalist and them writting about their shit kinda deal

lol @ 2 nigger monkey being the main characters

also no gameplay shown at all, meaning it will be pure shit.

i expected nothing else from jewbisoft

Nostaljewa goggles

GAMES WILL NEVER BE AS FUN AS ADVERTISED
WHY DO YOU TELL US LIES

nope, the combat was pure shit too, so were the 99% walking info-table "npcs". only the main plot was good about mw.

wasn't there one like that in uncharted 4 too?

Why do people who hate games and have such contempt for gamers make games anymore?

Its just another medium for propaganda

I have to ask, what is it with their obsession with nigger hair? Why do they view it as some magical thing instead of just hair?

Yeah, a complete Mary Sue (((coincidentally))) created by another Jew, that somehow can beat two grown met with ease. Oh, and she'll be in the sequel too, along with the mystery meat from Uncharted 2.


Pretty much this. Leftists only care about games insofar as they can be used to brainwash the populace.

they should just go into different industry where someone gives a shit

They model the niggers like that because thats the first image that comes up in their mind and thats all niggers are to them.

because they can't get into the industry they wanted to and the video game industry was a very easy industry to get into as it was new

There's one in Dead Rising 4 also, da head nigga in charge that you take order from.

Niggers don't have hair though. Whatever grows on their heads is not hair as humans understand it.


They did it with Mankind Divided as well. Took away a brown tomboy and replaced her with some rancid hood rat.

easier to animate.

eh, do you think Malik's hair is hard to animate?


The solution we need is more tomboys. It's official.

Because they're insecure, shallow hipster poseurs who've glombed onto gamer culture to make themselves "unique" and "interesting" to their hipster friends. They hate gamers because they're authentic, and their actual community isn't nearly flashy enough to impress their own community of vapid radical chics.

Not just animation but also the fact that people just see it as a ball of hair, meaning that it also helps to hide the fact that they did a shit job on the hair. You very rarely ever notice flaws in afros and so it makes the perfect way to get out of making something that looks detailed. Just look at the "A Way Out" version of it, from its appearance they probably just took a picture of an asteroid and coloured it brown, but itš still something you subconsciously ignore because all that matters for an afro is that it looks round.

because in [current year] retards associate exaggerated (safe) physical features associated with blacks as empowering. That's why we see giant stupid hair from a blackspoitation flick but we don't see giant asses and lips. One of these things is safe to pander to, the others get you sent to apologise for wrongthink. The hair stuff is also popular because the average moron places tons of cache into the type of do someone is rocking, and in this case a giant afro is more semi-ironic hipster shit because like, remember man, how cool the 70s were

Again, overall it's completely retarded because the people that eat this up just turn around and accuse you of fetishisng/appropriating muh stronk negress (or any other million microaggressions), normalfags dont care, and Holla Forums sees more blatant pandering to cover up a lack of actual interesting characters and writing and gameplay but of these three only two actually buy games anyway

The Beyond Good and Evil 2 afro has some actual definition to it.


The rest are pretty much spheres with noise maps, though.

It's also pre-rendered.

Jesus fuck this industry never ceases to fuck every hole there is.

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I didnt want a continuation of it in current year, doesnt mean it still doesnt rustle my jimmies when I see it get pozzed.

That's because it isn't an afro, it simply has volume to it. The first three have afros, which you can see by the fact that it's just hair puffed up into a ball, while the one in Beyond Good and Evil 2 consists of curls going in all directions.

I found some gameplay.

What the hell were they raiding?

bank

I love how niggers are low energy and lazy even in a life or death situation like this.

Jesus fuck the planet we live on

someone post the liberia nog footage

never played Beyond Good & Evil and even I feel insulted upon watching this travesty Ubisoft is calling a trailer.

It really is a meme game.
It's SUPER short and features all of the poz from modern games despite the fact it came out more than a decade ago.
I never understood the fascination people had with it.

It's also one the earliest examples I can remember of a game getting constant high scores but bombing terribly.

I've never played it but after looking at some gameplay it looks a lot like Rayman 2. Now I want to get it.

Well this certainly looks and sounds awful.
I thought BG&E was just ok, but I didn't regret playing it.
The soundtrack was, what kept me playing, which was unique and made fucking beat-boxing ominous.
Of course this shitfest won't have any of that.

God damn it we'll never get the real Half Life 3 fucking leddit and twitchfags ruined everything by proving they literally know nothing about Half Life and thinking that half life 3 is supposed to be some revolutionary jesus game when in reality everybody just wanted the story finished

When's the bombing going to happen?

It's a competent Zelda clone with a wide variety of side activities. Worth a pirate but you'll beat it in like eight hours.

I think afros look cool as fuck.

Grew up in the ghetto, everyone with an afro were either weebs, nerds, or people who made music.

However I was in a group of black metalheads, so they either had straightened long, afro, or dreadlocks

And nothing of value was lost.

yeah they aren't inherently bad, but I think it's become (like most formerly cool things) hipster bullshit, and a lazy way for character designers to make a black chick look all tough n sheeeet

I wouldn't even attribute it to that.

Again. I live in a shithole, work with ghetto af people. People are finally getting over wearing weaves constantly and people are embracing negro feminism again and trying to adopt much more natural hair. Plus, afros are FAR better than using a weave or getting your hair straightened if you're black. If you want natural, long hair if you're black: you have a fucking afro.

It's mostly just black women having a new style change. Hair styles always come back.

He was probably crying for both reasons.

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You know what really brings my piss to a boil? The art and architecture in the trailer is absolutely stunning. Even the music feels like it fits BGE. Even the nigger monkey could be fun, if they had FUCKING BOTHERED TO ACTUALLY MAKE IT A DAMN SEQUEL.

Also, aren't the "protagonists" basically on the same level as terrorists? Sure, the cops they kill might be on the take but they crash that huge fucking ship right into a building and just holler like the dumb apes they are.

I bet if you could somehow survey the people who truly cared about a new Beyond Good & Evil game 90%+ of them would be white(most of which would be men)

That's not surprising since they're the only group that actually plays games.

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

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Which console is better to emulate Beyond Good and Evil on?
PS2 or Gamecube?

Why not just play the PC version?

If you look at the concepts from 2012 for BGnE2 with Jade, it does look like it.
It's just that they changed the characters and made it a prequel instead of a sequel.

What was the name of the one that claimed she was games journalism?

You mean the trans black woman leigh alexander I think

pc version is inferior. the myth of PC being the best for multiplats has pretty much never represented reality.


gamecube is the definitive version

It represents reality 99% of the time if you emulate

How is it inferior exactly?

emulation literally proves the fucking point

It proves that whatever consoles can do, PC can do better despite being at an architectural disadvantage, hence PC being the best for multiplats regardless of whether or not the PC port being good.

Have you ever played an upscaled and post-processed PS2 game? It looks better than its PS3/4 remaster counterpart.

why would I play any SD game on a non-SD display? PS2 is probably the last emulator you'd want to brag about, at least next to the N64. As far as "muh gwaficks" frankly that argument goes to shit once you look at any 2D element. Easily making this the worst way to play games on that platform. I'm not poor so I'm not going to settle for an inferior option. I'll play my PS2 games in RGB, RGSB when available, and I won't delude myself that shitty emulation with """""""""""improvements"""""""""""" is remotely better considering I can experience both back to back, and the real deal is far better.

It's funny because that would be one of few things that would make these niggered games enjoyable.

it always amazes me how it looks like nigresses are balding. receding hairlines are hideous.

That is because in most cases they have fake hair to look good

Dont try to go down the rabbit hole that is niggress hair.

Is it genetics or is it because they fuck up their hair with so much products?

It's because they cut their hair very short and sew fake hair into their heads.

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the only animals with similar hair are ones we process their hair like growths into incredibly thick, insular clothing and insulating material in things like blankets.

What I'm saying here is, perhaps nigger hair could be useful for something, because it sure isn't doing them any favors when it comes to looks.

user, there is plenty of shit that is done to make blacks look good like whitening cream among celebrities and models and prosthetic dicks in porn

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yes, this

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DIE CIS WHITE MALE SCUM!

A game can be good and short. If an experience outstays it's welcome it can get tedious. The Yakuza series could do with having ten hours of repetitive bullshit shaved off each of them.

All the platforming is automatic, so don't get it for that reason. Get it because it's got charming atmosphere and a well paced story line. Excellent OST too.

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basically the same justice powerlevel as blue hair at this point

you're missing nothing worthwhile. It's just a monkey and a pig on a hoverbike cussing for like 2 minutes or however long it was.

It's shit.

In BGE the protagonists were CALLED terrorist by the ((Domz)) controlled government, but it was a bum wrap and their actions never had collateral damaged. In this trailer the chimps cause massive destruction and shrapnel flying around a heavily populated area and whoop while doing it. It's fucking disgusting.

I always saw BGE as a game I could play with my daughter. It deals with heavy themes of media manipulation, military corruption, torture and covert genocide but frames everything in the lightest way possible. This is just vulgar.

I have always disliked monkeys, and upon looking around on the web disliked niggers acting out or defending nigger behavior; but this is something else:
>Characters are unnaturally obnoxious, you could replace them with any other animal and race and it would still wind up as cancer. Perhaps monkey would pass if everything else wasn't grating and they didn't explicitly equate him with nigger culture
>World is devoid of logic, the law enforcers being an easy to pick example; space travel, objective, motivations and relations are all streamlined to make it as simple a story as possible
While watching I couldn't shake the feeling this was the most elaborate and expensive cringe I have seen. I'm beginning to think that the sporadic Holla Forums looking bait disguised as shilling or shilling so bad it looks like bait is not even that board moving their weight around, it's that all media has become so shit it's preferable to scramble attention so actual well thought criticism becomes more scarce and all that is left is paid reviews and sales numbers that tell a tale of economic and storytelling success. I don't even know what I want to make out of the current state of entertainment, there are barely any hobbies are left to retreat to.

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LEAVE JADE ALONE YOU FUCKING KIKE

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Trayvon Martin'd the fuck out.

What the fuck is up with her bellybutton? It looks like it extends an inch out of her stomach.

Google has long since developed a means of delivering YouTube comments that suit your tastes, based on search history across their parent company's product lines.

Try clearing your history, shutting down your browser, and looking again. It'll generate a new session ID for you, and the content will probably look very different.

There are rumors that this applies to halfchan as well, and that threads on Holla Forums slowly begin to shift the longer you're on it.

When the trailer first started I thought it was a new IP and looked neat. A crime ridden Chinese inspired dimly lit undercity populated by non-cute anthropomorphic animals actually sounds like a cool setting.

Then they showed the human. After that it looked super generic and was boring till the end

Then they said it was a BG&E prequel. At that point I outright yelled fuck you at the screen.

yeah, it's automatically shit

Perhaps they're seeking revenge?

When will they learn?

That's not what companies think black people want. It's what companies think white people want.

People get bored, so they start to fetishize alien cultural concepts, which I suppose you could also call "cultural appropriation." It happens among other groups, but it is pretty common with white Americans. It's the liberal side of racism, where the individual is forgotten because of infatuation with the ethnic group they are a part of, whereas the more familiar type of racism is the same thing with infatuation being hatred. If you've ever seen or heard anything about the movie Get Out, the plot is exactly about that though everyone here thinks it's an anti-white movie. I'm not an SJW, I'm just answering your question in the most accessible way I think I can.

Fucking hit the nail on the head. And they're not wrong.

I hope you enjoy taking down Blonald Glumphf and how horribly it's going to date the game

Bullshit. Only (((white))) people want this; there's a reason games aren't as strong as they were, entertainment industry wise.

(Heil'd)
It's black fetishism

People grow too old to make games at some point. Michel Ancel is now past that point..