Spider-Man

Jesus Christ, what a fucking shit show. QTEs out the ass, contextual button pressing for stupid shit like perching, constant interruptions with lengthy takedown animations and cutscenes, and fucking Sausuke as Peter with bonus DIVERSITY character teased. I just want something like Spider-Man 2 again. Why can't I decide what I want to do without having to consult a laundry list of context sensitive actions being my only real options? I just want to punch shit and occasionally swing them around if I feel like it,. I mean for fucks sake, "Active Finisher"? What's wrong with good old fashioned combos? Not even sure I'll give it a pirate whenever PS4 emulation eventually swings by in a decade.
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Part 1 of ?
OP can't into video conversion

oooohh nooooo dooocccttooorr cccoonnnnneerrrss ccclaasss

GET INTO THE BLACK

Part 2 of 3?
Seriously, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing

Fucked me over my bingo. Fucking assholes.

More like get the black into you.

Dropped

Fuck this nigger shit.

No thanks

Part 3 of 4?
Dear God, I just want to get back to sucking dick

Part 4 of 4
Fucking finally

ring ring have you played any spider man game other than 2?

Personally I think it looks good.

They kill Peter half way through so the nigger can take his place. It's shit. Forget about it.

then go play arkham asylum because that's what this is

Why can't we have nice things? All I want is a modern spider man game with Peter Parker and not some coon swinging around NYC.

Played the original movie trilogy, Ultimate, Web of Shadows, Shattered Dimensions, Maximum Carnage, & Separation Anxiety. I know there's a couple more good ones, but haven't gotten there in my backlog yet

What about it seems good to you?

But what if its fun, user?

Yeah, I'm sure it will be a bunch of fun, just like Mafia 3.

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Thats the spirit, user!

Is it just me or is the amount of dialogue (such quality lines as "I know" twice within ten seconds) seem too much? I thought the character was meant to be more of a reserved man of action rather than words.

Because either you have something modern and shit or "old" and good as most modern devs don't have the passion, willingness to learn much about their system or create their own perfering to mash third party stuff togother in the hope of something being even remotely playable.

I'm really surprised Bendis hasn't retconed Miles into having organic webshooters that he fires from his BBC.

This bingo card was completely fucked over this year

Feels bad, man.

Okay but how's the webslinging look

Ubisoft and others dropped F-bombs left and right. That's how you know gaming has matured, don't you know.

But that then every single player would have a heart attack seeing an exposed benis.

Moonswining

Also, Capcom/Marvel is with holding Venom as DLC for the new Marvel vs Capcom. It's absolute bullshit.

FUCK

Outside of the super scripted chase scene, there wasn't any. In the area with the enemies he didn't swing at all outside of scripted QTEs, webs only moved him like a batman-esque grappling hook straight to a target.

Why fucking live?

Current year and the maximum carnage game for the SNES and Genesis is still best Spiderman game.

Keep 'em comin' Holla Forums

WHY LIVE?!?

indoors, literally arkham (you websling to set points, like the gargoyles / grappling hook)
outdoors, obviously on rails during a cinematic conversation with your brainy PoC not-Barbara Gordon

Watanabe is actually a fine character. She teams up with Spidey and Anti-Venom to fight Mr. Negative. She's The Wraith.

That's no better than parody superhero names.
Explain this, Holla Forums.

Mr. Negative is an Asian mob boss who has a Jekyl and Hyde like personality. The Wraith is an old school character, but the original Wraith died, so Watanabe took over the role to deal out Justice outside the reaches of the law. She's also a Detective I believe.

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I like how they stole the Arkham predator system. I thought the QTEs were at the very least interesting and I think it's not going to be too bad.

Yes please

It looks like they will overuse them though. The whole chase scene was QTE shit, and they were sprinkled throughout the building. Have a few QTEs, like that one where you shoot as many webs as you can to stop the heli falling, but don't make it so the whole game is QTEs and cutscenes.

QTEs are action packed which is why I think they chose to show so many of them. It's unlikely the entire game will be like that, not only because that'd be stupid but also because it'd probably cost too much

Batman Arkham with more QTEs. If that's what you like, this is for you.

It isn't a stretch to assume that every chase scene will be a QTE fest with similar animation to other chase scenes.

She gave me so many goddamn fetishes.

Nowhere near enough porn, sadly. I tried but I'm not that great at it and crapped out before finishing my second picture

You wut mate?

I don't know much about videogame development but it seems as though making a full QTE wannabe cutscene event would be more expensive that just splicing a few copy and paste enemies for you to take care of. Also I doubt too much of the game will be chase scenes.

At least Miguel got to co-star in the pretty-decent Spider-Man metroidvanias on the DS.

May will get with Miles. They already had a Gwen Stacy from another universe get with him. It's embarrassing.

It wouldn't be modern media if they weren't throwing blond white girls at black men

There has to be some sort of occult meaning behind blonde white woman/nigger male couplings. They literally put it in everything.

Batman Beyond was a good show fight me

source or I called bullshit

But spiderman is called peter in the trailer.

Nice revisionism, leftytard

Do you know who Miles is? He wouldn't be in there if they weren't planning on killing Peter.

But I don't want to. I got my bluefu there

And aside from a handful of episodes it was great. Hell even the direct to video movie they did was good with probably the best Joker moments ever

1:15 here

Hey reddit

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So just play Spider-Man 2 again user, not that fucking hard.

Not everybody has autism

No but you clearly do as I never said over and over again. Most people haven't played Spider-Man 2 since release.

The nigger kid is at the end, pete will most give miles control of the spiderman title by the end with a sequel involving him. Or halfway through, or it's a trailer to introduce miles who will be the spiderman for this game.

I'm pretty sure that one of the devs confirmed that he is alongside peter.

It was a general statement against the idea. I didn't actually call you an autist in my first post, but you're forcing me to do it now.

Again user, I never said to play it over and over again. Show me where I said that? A large part of autism is reading too much in to statements or misunderstanding statements. Sounds like what you're doing now.

Oh goody, so pete is prepping the bull. I wonder how well miles will get along with MJ.

I'm just trying to be optomistic again man, please.

The point is some people want new content. Not everything has replay value, so playing something over again isn't really appealing.
user might have. Even if he didn't, what's wrong with asking for new content?

That's factually untrue.

Wtv man, be part of the problem if you want. I'll stand by old spooder and you can have new blacked spooder.

Excuse me, I meant to say a large symptom. Regardless I can see your autism from here user. No thanks.

Bye user.

you forgot the galling part where Spiderman is constantly causing more damage than the bad guys

I didn't say I was leaving, I said I was done listening to your autistic bullshit.

I'm not going to buy it if its fucking blacked idiot.

Ok cutie.

JUSTICE MAKES MY DICK ROCK HARD

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That's good then user. You've earned some of my respect back.

It literally does, yes. Your sentences have coherency with 2 posts of mine that you said you wouldn't listen to anymore. 3 if you keep replying to this.
Do go on though, cutie, get it out of your system.

Sorry, didn't read. Jesus you must really want to suck my dick, your every reply in this thread has been to me. Sorry nigger, I'm not attracted to autists.

With how much you two are shitposting, I bet you're both very sad on the inside. I hope you two feel better soon.

If I make fun of you for liking girls will you go gay?

I don't want your respect. I Personally think that [insert Holla Forums favorite here] is shit

Dont care if you want it or not, you got a bit back. The fact you'd still buy a spiderman with his black replacement in it still disgusts me as a former comic fan.

I also don't care how you feel about Holla Forumss opinions. You got kinda shit ones yourself considering the willingness for black spidey, so not much to talk there.

Good wishes are useless. You have to do something about it.

Cant I just ignore the nigger?

You know Miles is now Kid Arachnid in the main Marvel universe, right?

Like what?

Do wtv you want, i'm not your dad.

Wow. That art looks like fucking shit. Why aren't I a comic artist? It looks like a doddle.

Thanks dad

back to >>>Holla Forums

Draw a funny oekaki

Fuck off. There's unfortunately a precedent for having him around alongside Peter and given how that chase ended with Mister Negative giving Peter the corruption treatment you can bet your ass they're gonna make Miles a playable character and likely under the Kid Arachnid name.

I would take the Japanese Spiderman and his fucking flying robot anyday of the week over miles.

It's probably a good idea to point out now that people who get the corruption shit from Mister Negative end up with a photo negative appearance. If the devs follow standard photo negative methods then corrupted Peter will look somewhat like this. Now we have a possible idea why the spider on Peter's suit was white.

I won't mind if Miles is a sidekick to Peter with the option of playing as him, but I don't want to be forced to play as Miles. Likewise, it would be nice if they gave us an option to play as any of the symbiotes or other characters from Spiderman. Carnage sidequests could be fun.

Or Miguel
Or Mayday
Or Penny
Or Brock
Or just about any other Spider-Character frankly

Please post some of your art, fam. I'd love to see it.

Miles is genuinely the biggest Mary Sue of all time. Bendis is a complete hack.

Still, I have a bad feeling this is getting hype and it will do well. Hopefully I'm wrong.

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Looks like there were a few Metroidvania Spider-man games. Was Edge of Time the best one?

Also, I just wish Kaine would have gotten in something before Marvel went full pozz and ruined him like all the others.

who is this miles dude
I have 0 Holla Forums knowledge and looking him up I don't see anything beside black spidey

You missed some on the sony one nigger
>fuck you I thought SpiderMan looked good

He's diversity quota spider-man. He started out as a black kid who received his powers from the "spider-totem", let Ultimate Peter Parker die, then felt guilty and became spider-man. It was all Mary Sue from there as he continued to one up everyone who stepped in his way including the original Peter Parker, as well as Doom and Hydra at the same time because they made him mad.

Marvel has been trying to push him as the main spider-man more and more recently but nobodies biting aside from journalists because he's probably the most boring character in the Marvel Universe.

and if any of that sounds retarded or confusing, it's because it is.

Miles should have died along with the Ultimate universe. There is no reason to have 2 or 3 Spidermen running around. Doesn't help that all Miles' development was lost when he came into 616 and he gets Peter's sloppy seconds villains. He got fucking jobbed by Hammerhead for fuck's sake.

If they wanted a black guy in the game I would have gladly accepted Prowler

Don't forget that he's also half hispanic and bisexual. 2woke4me

He's not bisexual, where did that start?

Good thing you've used a giant brush for marking it. Now I can't see shit what happened.

Mr Aziz is gonna flip

I'll agree, he almost became interesting once his mom got killed and dad left him… almost… but can't have no black daddy leaving his son, and can't have Miles mess up and let his mom get killed. Nope. That might actually make him flawed and his race portrayed as having flaws.

At this point all the Marvel characters should die though. Aside from Hydra Cap they are evil as sin and abuse their powers constantly.

I don't know, I don't keep up with Holla Forums shit. It's just something I overheard some years ago and assumed to be true thanks to Marvel continuous descent to degeneracy

WE WUZ SPIDERMENZ

I really enjoyed Shattered Dimensions and Web of Shadows. SD was a fun romp with lots of fanservice but barely any space to web swing. And it had good web swinging if I remember correctly. Web of Shadows had incredibly satisfying air combat and swinging with not much else. The pirated version I had was also bugged to shit and I couldn't finish it.

Spider-Man 2000 is still the best Spidey game though.

Superhero capeshit is gay and video games about superheroes are even gayer.

Shit/10

I don't mind Miles Morales being crammed into the game
despite being an unnecesary black dirting (or whatever the oposite of white washing is) of an established character he does have more charisma than moste niggerized reboots and many fans actually like him
BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE HIM LOOK SO OLD AND UGLY
HE'S SUPOSED TO BE YOUNGER THAN PETER GOD DAMIT!!!

I still believe that when/if Marvel becomes sane again they'll retcon alot of the identity politics and shit as another Skrull Invasion. Or at least I would.

That's web of shadows right? I can't remember much about the controls but I know it had some shitty quirks.

No they don't. People who are told to like him like him. He's a character that started boring, almost had character growth, then they wiped it away and kept him boring. There are no qualities to like about Miles aside him just being a black spider-man.

I figure that's never going to happen. When the CEO says they are going to fix things because their shitty liberal propoganda isn't selling and they still double down, they are taking the ship down with them.

Hell, even if they did manage to take it back to the basics I don't think I'd ever buy a marvel comic again just out of spite.

Hell I don't buy Marvel or DC already, I read all their shit online for free because fuck them. When I go to comic shops I make it a goal to buy non-cape related comics and find good shit each time.

Ever read Spencer & Locke? That shit is awesome.

Osborn's Amerikkka

Nah, I've just been reading books lately. Crime dramas are my recent poison.

That comic does look good though, I'll have to check it out. Thanks for the recommendation.

It just started and only has two issues so far but its good for a mystery crime story. How could you go wrong with HBO Calvin and Hobbs for adults?

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Even casuals are bound to get tired of Bamham eventually, right? This can't keep going forever.

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Prototype 3 will never be made.

C U R R E N T Y E A R

what a disgrace dude, insomniac is a shadow of their former self.


lol, you underestimate the power of casuals

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The only good thing we got out of Mister Negative was Anti-Venom, AKA Eddie Brock is Jesus.

Only symbiote image i got at the moment

playable carnage outside of legos never ever

No, that doesn't sound like Spider-man at all. The constant chatter on the radio was still fucking annoying though.

Calvin and Hobbes is already pretty great if you read it as an adult.

Fuck
Off
Nigger

No one likes that shitty Mary Sue.

Yeah, it was scripted and QTE heavy but most E3 games are. If it weren't for Insomniac making it I'd be willing to give it the benefit of the doubt.

But Insomniac hasn't made a good game for nearly a decade now. Ratchet and Clank: A Crack in Time was their last great game and it was released in 2009.

There was a girl Spiderman?

Yep. Alternate future daughter when Mary Jane didn't have a miscarriage. She was born with her spider-powers, so she's technically a mutant.

That sounds okay, i guess.
Hopefully she wasn't just Peter with tits.

I liked Into the Nexus well enough. After that, things are pretty sad though.

who even cares into the trash it goes

capeshit is utterly without merit. no matter the medium.

that colour scheme looks fucking atrocious

I want a Venom game in which I can fuck the brains out of Black Cat

I just want a good Punisher game so I can play a cape that actually gets things done for a change.

I want a game where I can play as either Deadshot or Deathstroke with tons of gun porn

I at least give them props for anchored swinging as opposed to moon swinging, as well as using Mister Negative as opposed to someone like Green Goblin or Doc Ock, but what the fuck?

kys you nigger lover.

There better be options to change suits in this game or I'll be pissed.
That white suit looks fucking retarded and like something only modern Marvel would do.
Hopefully Insomniac decides to keep their SJW bullshit to themselves and leave this game alone, but I guess that's too much to ask for.

ME AND YOU CAN RULE THIS BOARD TOGHTHER user. OR WE CAN JUST SHIT POST TO THE DEATH…YOU CHOOSE SPIDAH MAN

I'd rather my Spider-Man thread become a Spiderman thread

It's an on-rails movie where you press the odd button every 10 seconds or so. In other words, exactly what modern gaymers love.

Why do they keep endlessly pushing this shitty boring character that nobody gives a fuck about?

Because he's a disgusting nigger, and they're going to beat us over the head with coons until we capitulate and pretend to like them or we round up every leftist and gas them.

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I still like the joker from the batman

Insomniac went full SJW recently, look at the immigration video they made.

Marvel's doing an ethnic cleansing of all their straight white male superheroes, and he happens to be one of the earliest and most persistent replacements, so he's least likely to be forgotten by history.

They could do an Ultimate Spiderman and have regular Spidey and Miles with different powers.

Nah, having multiple playstyles would actually be fun and interesting. Can't have that
Ignore the Ultimate Spiderman game that did just that

I like goku joker too

Best you'll get is DLC, extra costume at the end if we're really lucky

Why Spider-Man is wearing white?
Also someone mentioned Venom? That reminds me that they didn't brought Eddie Brock as Venom. Fuck them.

i saw an image of two spidermans, one fucking good and the other fucking gay, if only I that image to pull out of my ass but all I want is to fight the WALL

God damn it that's not how quantum physics works.

Just reverse the polarity bro, everything will be fine
:^)

I bet you quote Old Testament too to preach your atheism

Why is spidey holding the phone upside down..?

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I wanted to say he isn't holding it upside down but the lower black strip is bigger than the upper so he does, but it does not matter since the screen would always be this way since it detects gravity and changes the screen position in accordance to it.

Joke?

Open your own smartphone and turn it upside down. See what happens.

I thought that all began with Luke Cage. Where did he come from? Why is he in everything? Who gives a shit?

why…

HNNNNG

when will we get another loli venom?

there is such a thing as lock rotation you know

I don't think the ship could ever take on water. Normalfags are too willing to give easy money to marvel

I'd rather not

Bump

Your opinion is so shit It should get Erased.

Looks like fun! Can't wait to play!

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Spider-Homosexual

dropped.

It's not his phone

Man those magnetic monopoles fucking shit up makin a Higgs Field be all visible and such.
On an unrelated note it would be nice to see the button inputs. Because it doesn't matter how "cool" and "fluid" the combat seems if the game just lets you spam one button to win like in Shadow of Mordor.

I'm guessing it will be 1 button for attack, 2 if we are very lucky for thinfs like grabs, maybe a third fir context sensitive web attack. The rest will be context sensitive go here, use this environmental object, etc.

Did someone say Spiderman thread?

That game has one huge problem. You can just roll and one-hit melee kill everything.

What are good Spoderman games other than the Neversoft one?

The screen doesn't turn upside down on mine, it does turn to right or left side but they didn't include the down one I guess

Try Spider Man 2

Don't you guys think about how Marvel started to become pozzed the moment (((Disney))) bought them?
[spolier]pure coincidence goyim[/spoiler]