Today at E3 might be a little packed with all the conferences happening today so just relax and get comfy. Both Sony and Ubisoft have their conferences coming up but those aren't for a few hours from now.
For now we can tune into the PC Gaming Show and see if there is anything worthwhile being shown. Starts in just under an hour, 1 PM EST.
Get your drinks ready lads. Get your pillows fluffed up. Post your comfiest gondolas
Oliver Thompson
Is there anything to watch out for besides a Bannerlord release date? I guess Croteam might announce something.
Jaxon Rodriguez
I got too rekt before the Bethesda event, so no drinks for me today.
Unless of course you meant a nice, healthy drink like orange juice or water or something.
Jason Smith
Gondolas are the best
Adam Young
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Charles Allen
You could make hot chocolate for extra comfort.
I just can't get enough.
Thomas Mitchell
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John Ramirez
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Ryder Taylor
for you my man
Liam Hall
I'm going to make my dick comfy in your ass
Aaron Howard
Let's not pretend anything, OP is a sloppy power bottom.
Colton Scott
before or after you cum in my mouth?
Robert Taylor
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Alexander Gutierrez
just surprising, always been the OP before well, heres some nice comfy pixel art I am gonna go for a walk and get a big cup of coffee
Kevin Hernandez
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Cameron Hernandez
Apex kek
Before and after you miserable little cum tunnel
Thats a pozzin
In seriousness though, I hope its good. Everything has been shit so far.
Jeremiah Flores
Was the XCOM 2 expansion reveal today?
Easton Kelly
At least she's a qt.
Nicholas Flores
Anyone else think that devolver was an absolute waste of time ?
Levi Watson
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Dylan Flores
Didn't even watch it. Don't even know why they had their own big conference when they only have 1 or 2 notable games.
Angel Lee
Nah, it was a nice change of pace, even if they didn't show much. There's not been much to laugh at this E3 or the past 3, more just stuff to just sigh at.
Juan Davis
LINKIN PARK
Henry Flores
Will our lord and saviour finally get on stage this year?
Jose Gomez
GAMING IS SAVED
Jack Kelly
Total War Warhammer 2 The Halo 3/MCC port because 343 didn't announce anything at Xbone amd they said they would have a surprise at E3.
Maybe a Sega port, probably not though.
Samuel Parker
I liked it. It was funny, didn't overstay its welcome and I got to see more footage of Ruiner.
Josiah Adams
The guys who make these are fucking gods
Landon Barnes
Also is there a chance Risk of Rain 2 might be shown here?
Jackson Nguyen
These faggots are so fucking grating, it's astounding. What I assume is his "nerd" voice, is the most cringe-inducing shit thus far.
Jack Cruz
I hope so. That would make my day.
Lucas Hall
Big chance actually, but wasn't that shit too early in development for a showcase?
Aaron Fisher
I guess they might show The Talos Principle 2, if Devolver didn't show it last night.
Oh yeah, that would be uplifting
Which stream are you all watching? Mine's still just on a countdown
Aiden Ortiz
I-I made OC for the Microsoft conference.
Jacob Wilson
Twitch stream.
Kevin Bell
I am just waiting for Nioh to come. I could care less about the rest of E3.
Michael Bell
The PC Gaming show? Is that like games that's going to be released for the personal computer-system, or is more like showcase gameplay of already released shit?
Samuel Torres
I'll have to give 2033 and Last Light another chance, I came out of those disappointed
Thanks
Thomas Kelly
Had leftover pizza margherita. My dog is curled up with me on my bed. I have brandy and IPA, not sure which I should drink. I am comfy.
Jaxson Cook
Gonna have to mute this shit. Nothing more obnoxious than a nu-male interjecting politics where it doesn't fucking belong.
Levi Scott
Keeping it vidya.
Aaron Kelly
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Jonathan Gomez
I don't think the conference was intended to showcase games, just take the piss out of e3 and it succeeded. If it was done for an hour, the joke might have overstayed its welcome.
Benjamin Moore
Watch it. It's amazing. It's not a press conference, it's a short film mocking E3.
Kayden Adams
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Carson Hernandez
perfect
Angel Allen
Pretty good/10
Charles Bennett
Its pretty much confirmed If they didn't say they had a surprise on Twitter It could have just been showcases and Halo Wars 2 esports pandering bullshit, but they did so its like 90% probable of happening.
Its both and its pretty shit aside from two or 3 neat showcases.
Joshua Wood
Fuckin' neato. I really liked The Talos Principle.
Alexander Anderson
Now that's what I'm cucking about.
Jacob Morris
I think he meant Halo 3 on PC is confirmed
James Parker
Because IBM is unimaginative and it was supposed to differentiate it from mainframes, you schmaltzy idiots.
Grayson Robinson
Oh. Who cares?
Wyatt Ross
Kill me, Pete
It's a prettty good game
Ryan Ramirez
Yeah, but I already played it 10 years ago on the 360.
Asher Cruz
so quirky xD
Lucas Howard
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Luis Bell
Well now you can play it ten years later on your personal computer.
Kayden Reed
Did i got here in time?
Jackson Baker
Let'th take a look
John Price
But why would I?
Charles Powell
Yep, just in time
Bentley Thomas
So they are going to show everything that was revelead the two days before?
The hype!
Adam Lee
Yes.
Caleb King
Top fucking wew
Jack Smith
Where is the comfy desk?
Adrian Stewart
Very nice.
Connor Green
Last time they had a couple new games as well, and actual gameplay from the games from the past days.
Jacob Cooper
top kek
Jackson Martinez
who cares about the game Look at this steamy, hunk of man I'd let him develop my boypussy.
Kevin Foster
Half Life 3 hype :^)
Brandon Bennett
There's already porn of her.
Robert Ramirez
Who is Kay and why is everything for her?
Joseph Ramirez
Whoopty fucking doo.
Colton Myers
I hope there is actual reveals because nothing they showed in the preview real interests me
Thomas Long
Post it
Joseph Cook
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David Reed
What did he mean by this?
Juan Gomez
Dude that's really gay.
Cooper Taylor
Is that Jake?
Asher Evans
I'll ravage your boipussy you faggot
Mason Russell
Alright I am back what did I miss
Owen Barnes
Jesus Christ, could this be anymore boring?
Jason Clark
This stuff just doesn't feel like it belongs in X-COM at all.
Camden Harris
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Mason Murphy
Boring talk about XCOM.
Jackson Myers
X-Com 2, aka literally nothing.
Luis White
nothing, Xcom 2 addon / dlc
they are just going through the multiplats that were already revealed and then maybe some other new reveals.
Brandon Watson
only if you're gentle, I'm a top.
Eli Mitchell
Pretty optimistic tbh.
Luke Butler
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Ethan Reed
That leg tap was pretty high up on the leg…
Josiah Rogers
THE GAY COMMUNITY
Charles Howard
Yeah, the PC Gaming show is usually pretty boring every year.
William Fisher
The qt, she is back.
Isaiah Robinson
Who the fuck is this e-thot?
Owen Ward
W O M Y N
Jaxson Ross
Well thank god
I thought they were showing Destiny 2, at first
Next one will be called XBox One X Overclocked NeoExtreme
Levi White
FUCKKKKKKK, THIS IS SO GOD DAMN BORING!!!!
Aaron Perry
Holy fuck, a woman on stage and she said "gamer," not "player." I hope she gives it her all, because she's about to be fired for siding with the evil GamerGate terrorists. :^)
Clarification: I think you're being too optimistic.
Matthew Jenkins
That pimple on her forehead couldn't even be covered by all that makeup. It must be fucking huge.
Charles Long
I will be real gentle bb
Jack Clark
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Adrian Ward
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Daniel Cooper
Oh shit we comfy now? looks a little too tumblr for me
Dylan Murphy
HAHAHA DO YOU LIKE FACEBOOK GAMES Holla Forums PC MASTER RACE AMIRITE?
Gavin Ortiz
This is the worst thing I've seen this year so far
Cameron Walker
I don't see how it's tumblr unless it shoves a narrative in my face.
Lucas Jackson
Fuck off Marty go suck a cock
Joshua Murphy
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Camden Robinson
This music is assaulting my ears.
Angel Robinson
It's Double Fine.
Joshua Wright
WE /MECH/ NOW
Michael Bell
...
Joshua Jackson
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Eli Scott
Hmmm, okay, the mech game took my interest.
Leo Hill
lel I noticed that, too.
William Long
OY VEY
Luis Evans
Presenter not a Battletech fan then.
Anthony Hill
I fucking started laughing hard when that happened
Carter Green
Battletech is taking my interest.
Luke Garcia
Jesus now i realized of that lmao
Josiah Edwards
Remember last year when the AMD representative brought out their new card in a briefcase and the presenter shook it like a Christmas present and almost broke it? I think it was the same guy
Christian Rodriguez
post more junko
Oliver Scott
Good to see they made sure this fighting robot game was diverse enough for the tumblr crowd.
Jaxon Clark
I must have missed that, what happened?
Jose Hughes
yes This is how you ruin a perfectly good mech game.
Nathan Reed
Junko is trash
Levi Bennett
I would but I lost my Junko folder ;_;
Kevin Young
Dangitronpaul waifus are trash, man
James Flores
Well it was AMD, so nothing of value would've been lost.
Charles Wood
Stop trying to derail.
Just an audio glitch.
Jonathan Lewis
Underage out.
Evan Evans
agreed, I am somewhat interested. Keeping it under my Radar, for sure
Easton Garcia
literally "we want the adventure time audience"
Henry Baker
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Sebastian Powell
No, user, you are the casuals.
Andrew Barnes
I love turn based. It's wasted on mech.
Austin Green
That got a little lewd
Samuel Long
lewd
Logan Adams
You should go back to reddit with him.
It's not preferable but fuck man if it means mech makes a comeback I'm for it.
Easton Anderson
What i don't get is, if a missile attacks a robot-suit like that, why doesn't the whole just blow up? Especially as the robot-suit has explosives on it aswell.
Kayden Morris
Turn based isn't bad, but it kinda gets wasted with Mech related games.
Liam Lopez
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Nolan Gray
HERE IT IS
Thomas Bennett
BANNERLORD
Ian Nelson
The presenter is such a fagaloon.
Parker Gray
BANNERLORD
Cooper Campbell
I JUST GOT HERE
RIGHT ON TIME
Parker Nguyen
Is this a game from 2006?
Ian Long
What's the appeal of Bannerlord
Ethan Ramirez
What the fuck is this framerate?
Isaac Ortiz
Autismos love it.
Juan Butler
Whats the appeal of video games?
Chase Green
Oh, good, someone else noticed. I thought it was just a bad stream.
Benjamin Allen
autistic sandbox combat is shit
IDK Holla Forums likes it
Elijah Perez
It appeals to Holla Forums-autism
Hunter King
I really hope we don't have to deal with bad performance.
Easton Walker
Seems fine to me.
Nolan Davis
I clapped when i saw that
Parker Morales
Did it break new ground?
Easton Williams
I swear our host looks undead
Josiah Roberts
What the fuck game are we seeing now? What happened to Bannerlord?
Christopher Gray
It's my stream glitching or there's a problem with the fucking framerate?
Charles Wilson
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WARHAMMER SHITE?
Christopher Flores
This game looks like shit.
Matthew Morales
LEL Started the trailer too early.
Grayson Russell
twitch seems to be better twitch.tv/pcgamer
Levi Evans
lol
Aiden Jones
THIS STREAM IS A MESS
Aiden Butler
30 second clip with no commentary and no release date, hope you enjoyed E3
Joshua Kelly
This just makes me want a Total War game where you play as cavemen riding dinosaurs, rather than this shit.
Levi Jenkins
kek
Matthew Hernandez
What's that dbz game?
Aiden Wilson
diversity
Christian Watson
Fuck off.
Brody Carter
For a minute i though I was going to be playing Bannerlord with elves and shit.
Thomas Lee
I switched to the one in the cyclical thread's op, seems fine.
Christopher Clark
What stream are you watching?
Jeremiah Baker
This is the first time I've watched the PC gaming show. Now I understand why most people just skip it every year.
John Wood
DBZ fighting game by the Guilty Gear devs.
Jayden Rodriguez
I never understood this shit. This has got to be the worst kind of DLC. Who fucking puts down so much money on just another fucking race?
Ryder James
He just said that.
John Brown
I'm still hoping for EDF news and maybe proper Lost Planet game by Capcom in the Sony Conference.
Jaxson Rivera
CARD GAMES LOL
Kayden Young
Yeah, you didn't catch it on a bad year, it's always like this
Still hoping for one hell of a party, myself
Bentley Torres
I kind of love how kanky these PC shows always are, way less slick and corporate than the other shows.
Chase Gonzalez
Well, it took almost 30 minutes before pure cancer came on.
Bentley Jones
WHERE IS MY BANNERLORD
Nathan Gomez
Too busy working on more $5 costumes for SFV
Brody Ross
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Robert Hernandez
Holy fuck that YouTuber has a legit ancap flag behind him.
Jack Ramirez
he looks worse for wear.
Chase Evans
Wasn't this the card game that got heavily censored in the localization?
Justin Sanchez
Who even gives a shit about these card games? The only one I ever cared about was Gwent because it was so fun in the Witcher 3, but apparently the Gwent game itself is boring.
Nicholas Lee
Wow, a card game with 3 seconds of cards at the end of the trailer. L O L
John Carter
(((INTEL)))
John Martinez
That isn't an ancap flag you dipshit. It's a slanted ceiling.
Evan Kelly
Prove it, nigger.
Benjamin Evans
So what is Mount and Blade and why should I care ? Also, If I wanted to get into it where should I start ?
Christian Robinson
So his whole room is ancap? Fucking hardcore m8
Ryder Jones
AAARARARRRRRARAGGHHHGHGFUGHHAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! I'M SO BORED!!!!!!!!!!!
Oliver Morales
Are we being raided?
Cameron Williams
What a coincidence.
Angel Powell
I thought it was Literally Hitler?
Ayden Green
GOOD FUCKING ANCAP MEME
Evan James
It's FUN Start with warband
Chase Howard
Atleast it's just boring, and not bad, like EA.
Connor Ortiz
Intel can fuck right off.
Aiden Williams
where are the PC ports sega
William Ramirez
Will Bannerlord have Denuvo? I like buying my vidya but I won't with that trash
Camden Lee
The pc master race really became a cult huh?
Landon Brooks
They're using a lot of words to say nothing. Do they actually think this sounds interesting to any of us?
Dylan Wilson
Mount and Blade is overrated, and not a good game an autistic sandbox that people waste time on, with no substance, nothing happening, just mingling with npcs.
Jacob Lewis
This presentation is Power Point tier lmao
Bentley Hall
It's pretty bad on account of being so boring. Aren't there sometimes big announcements in the pc show? Or extended looks at recently announced games?
Grayson Bell
There's a lot of crossposting this week for sure, but I don't think everyone on Holla Forums gets into Mountain Blade
Don't worry, Ubisoft is on in like two hours
Robert Cox
Where the fuck do you think you are, Intel PR guy?
Wyatt Bell
Reddit is that way my child.
Zachary Young
Just show me ruiner and risk of rain 2 and maybe some cuphead and I'll be happy. Get this idiot off the stage and show the video games
Jaxon Sullivan
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Kayden Murphy
Not to anyone with half a working brain. This shit is for those who get a boner when hearing mor ethen three buzzwords in quick succession.
Angel Wilson
I dont know how to feel about this.
Thomas Flores
That schedule is fucking wrong. Everybody keeps getting the times wrong. The only accurate site I've seen is e3expo.com
Gabriel Long
If they announce it's being sold on gog like the original M&B; then it won't have Denuvo If it's steam only; it will have denuvo
Carson Brown
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Connor Perry
It's just a shit warframe
Hunter Russell
This will not work.
Jace Powell
I think I will pirate it to try it. I like autistic sandbox shit from time to time.
Isaac Bailey
the guy making it said politically incorrect things on twitter.
Christian Nelson
Didn't they already show a little of it prior to E3? Speaking indies I guess I could hold a little hope that Hitbox might show Spire, although that's a little more obscure than ROR2
Joshua Jenkins
BUY OUR NEW 8 CORES P-PLEASE
Ryder Sanders
Feel nothing
Carson Robinson
PLEASE WATCH MY STREAM this conference is a fucking joke
Brandon Watson
I've had finance classes that were more interesting and funny than this show. Not even exaggerating.
Julian Reed
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
Aaron Roberts
Tim Schaffer will just announce himself the winner.
Josiah Peterson
Make it stop
Ayden Hall
TIM SCHAFER
Ryder Carter
no thanks intel man
Jack Rodriguez
I don't know where all these people suddenly came from that think only autists like M&B. It's just a game with really fun combat. Enjoy, and remember that sea raiders are your friends.
Thomas Wilson
Boring is the worst
Thomas Bailey
Money. We all know the answer is money.
Mason Garcia
Where are you fucks coming from? I am seeing several threads with dags shitting on games that are generally well accepted here like Deus Ex, JSR and M&B as of late. Did E3 brought you over newfriend?
Robert Green
lol
Eli Russell
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Asher Stewart
Let's see how low it gets.
Ryder Hughes
SO BOOOOOOORED.
Jaxon Bell
They're probably all asleep.
Joseph Roberts
Did they announce a release date for Bannerlord?
Liam Bell
Dumb ass, this isn't your containment thread of M&B.
Robert Myers
That JSR thread really confused me, I've never seen anyone shit on it here before but apparently now it's a meme game. What the fuck is going on?
Easton Long
no
Wyatt Williams
PC presentations are always the worst. At least the other companies have cringeworthy shit to point and laugh.
Biut this is just boooooring.
Joshua Cox
haha remember tak fuji he's dying
Liam Richardson
If you read the thread it feels like a coordinated raid to change the consensus on something
Nolan Green
It is the thread specifically set aside to chill out and not be a spiteful dick, though, everyone needs to get comfy
Christian Clark
Did the Polish government pay them to do that or something? CD Projekt really gave their government a boner for the vidya industry.
Jason Stewart
I have, on old Holla Forums. It was considered annoying and "shit" compared to the JSRF.
Colton Hughes
Shills man. Once the thread started shitting on the Microsoft thread during the Devolver conference, they came out of the woodwork.
John Mitchell
He's gonna make it.
Xavier Richardson
Is this the Piss break?
Jose Wright
This show was a mistake.
Aaron Murphy
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Juan Young
Hot chick hates that ugly bitch. Ugly bitch is in lesbo love with hotty.
This is good tv.
Jaxson Richardson
What kind of fucking name is Sanya? Did this cunt's parents let the pen slip when trying to write Sonya?
those 2 bitches are fake and nasty the one on the left looks like a fat man
Jace Stewart
Is this the indie games conference?
Ayden Young
Waaaaait a minute. Wasn't this Felix Kramer a shit stirrer during Gamergate? She was friends with Quinn or something.
Asher Perry
Oh boy, the san fran indie clique's resident cancer troll
Jose Green
it looked fun, for a console game
Cooper Green
OH MY GOD IT'S LEGOBUTTS
Jonathan Butler
Juden detected.
Carson Russell
You know what would be more comfy? Just playing a fucking Zelda game.
Sebastian Ortiz
OH FUCK, I'M GONNA GET A GAME OF WOMEN DOING GYMASTICS
NOT EVEN KIDDING
Luke Mitchell
CHOOSE
Xavier Lewis
See that fence? You can climb it.
Michael Barnes
Is there a good Link to the Past romhack?
Jason Thompson
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Luke Robinson
Both of them
Lincoln Smith
Semite noses aren't just big, they're hooked, doesn't look right to me
I'd choose whoever's holding the camera
Bentley Scott
Right. Not even close.
Jaxson Miller
I want to fuck Felix until she stops being a sjw
Landon Thomas
Mount and Blade is shallow in everything. It's just a sandbox and that's it. Vanilla M&B is a mediocre experience. You require mods sprinkled all over to make it bearable, and even then there's no objective. At least Terraria has bosses to beat and a gear progression. M&B would be cool co-op or massive multiplayer, but other than that its a boring experience. To top it off the combat is bad.
Daniel Howard
If you pick the left cunt, you need to go back to Tumblr immediately.
David Gray
The one on the right after she takes all that paint of her face.
Jordan Stewart
You need to leave.
Brandon Robinson
So it's literally Skyrim?
Henry Cruz
Neither. I choose Guilmon.
Nathan Thompson
Kill, Fuck
Connor Bailey
Do you think that is even a remotely difficult choice ?
The right obviously.
Robert Lewis
THANK YOU SEAN
Hunter Bell
...
Josiah King
...
Anthony Thomas
Best laugh of the show goes to pc gaming show.
Jayden Wright
Make it stop. This is worse than SPORTS.
Liam Thomas
He rekt himself. Why would anyone do that?
Jose Green
This is the worst talk show ever.
Nolan Thomas
If you're gonna fuck up, at least be able to make fun of yourself.
Tyler Jackson
...
Tyler Harris
Where you were when PC Gaming won e3?
Jason Gomez
...
Ayden Campbell
...
Thomas Lopez
This is worse than xbox at least xbox had Dragon Ball fighting game
Jacob Reyes
I missed it, was it the vr killing floor?
Kevin Lee
...
Blake Collins
WE'RE JUST AT THE HALFWAY MARK
Matthew Walker
apparently not in the same universe as you
Landon King
Was there for just a second, taskbar popped up.
Luis Mitchell
Fell asleep before watchng Devolver. What did i missed?
Blake Moore
thats not even exclusive
Dominic Gray
Nothing. At all.
Luis Barnes
IRL shitposting.
Sebastian Flores
Over an hour of shitposting and unapologetic mockery of corporate E3.
Luis Price
SCREAM ON POUND MOUNTAIN
Kevin Gomez
holy fuck im so hyped guys
Joseph Davis
Haven't watched enough to declare a winner but they won last year by being the only company that actually showed games.
Gabriel Wright
No fucking games
only nintendo will save us
Adam Rodriguez
MORE
Jonathan Clark
...
Grayson Cooper
Well this that actually sounds like it was >fun
Cameron Reyes
If they hadn't jewed out with the Switch, maybe. But no. Not anymore.
Nolan Foster
What the fuck is mixer? Is it a twitch competitor?
Jace Reyes
What have I missed the last 30 minutes?
Blake Cook
YAY VIDEO GAMES
Jackson Barnes
The twitch chat was priceless. All the children that had no clue who Devolver was made it even better.
Nathan Clark
YAY VIDEOGAMES
Owen Brooks
*Well shit I fucked up.
Carter Smith
I'm sure you will, goy.
Isaiah Hernandez
Fuck this, I'm gonna go play video games
James Gomez
YAY VIDEO GAMES
James Kelly
I think it's one of those hookup apps but for gamers.
Thomas Hughes
Microsoft-sponsored.
Isaac Gonzalez
It was pretty great, honestly. It was a 15-minute short film, basically.
Ethan Lopez
What is the appeal of Killing Floor ?
Its just seems kind of meh. Its slow, clunky, and you just "fight" some bullet sponge boss at the end. Also microtransactions.
Cooper Ramirez
Horseshit.
David Anderson
So, it's for gay MS fags.
Carter King
Also I can fucking her the Win10 sound effects.
Luis Collins
What are you talking about? Been between tabs.
Dylan Mitchell
...
Jacob James
KF was, and still is, great fun.
KF2 was when it all went downhill.
Andrew Moore
...
Gavin Sanders
Devolver's "conference."
Benjamin Torres
...
Elijah Moore
Why the fuck is everyone a manlet
Robert Reyes
Alright, lads, I'm out. Good luck to those of you sticking with this snoozefest.
Carson Barnes
Sea of Thieves actually looks like it could be fun with the right friends.
Blake Carter
aww yiss
Sebastian Watson
They are really shilling that game nobody plays, hard.
Colton Rogers
It will be shit if there's no option to betray.
Colton Gomez
If they're all manlets how can you tell?
Hunter Stewart
...
Alexander Morris
Did I hear that right?
Elijah Butler
...
Nathaniel Smith
WHERE IS BANNERLORD GIVE US A RELEASE DATE
Brody Cook
really makes you think
Oliver James
...
Joseph Stewart
They're all shorter than the host
Aiden Torres
I'll watch it after this shitshow. I don't think I've ever been this bored outside of work.
Luis Cruz
What did you expected from the Master Race? :^)
Levi Sanchez
WEW
Logan Richardson
Cant wait too see SJWs cry over this shit
Nathaniel Price
IGG games, here I come.
Jace Perez
he seems chill.
Connor Murphy
The host is 7'10 and all the guests are 6'
Carter Wright
queen SJW is already crying
Blake Price
You sure, m8?
Kevin Ross
Oh his sorry what a cuck
Kayden Edwards
This isn't comfy at all.
Jonathan Torres
Laugh Out Loud
Caleb Allen
Seems racist to me, the creator is a shitskin.
John Murphy
Lol what were his tweets?
#dayoftherope
David Rivera
He's a frog
Jose Bennett
...
Kevin Perez
God i hate fucking nonwhites
Jace Perry
When did he apologize? I must have missed it because I don't care about GG i just like fat libs getting triggered.
Jordan Rodriguez
what a fucking pussy
Nathan Cox
He said something like 'I apologize for the tweets I have made in the past, it doesn't represent who I am today.'
Logan Wood
Fucking gay. I take back what I said.
Alexander James
Looks Algerian to me.
Noah Cox
confirmed for pirating.
Liam Foster
source or gtfo
Isaac Hall
I was disappointed that we didn't get to see much of her thighs this year.
Julian Nelson
...
Ryan Foster
A moment ago, he really awkwardly dropped in that he was sorry for tweets he made. Ffs. Gaming journalists are literally scum tbh. Leftists are legitimately evil.
Nathaniel Young
Oh shit.
Justin Carter
The source is the fucking stream, you dumb faggot. He said it when he first got up.
Caleb Cruz
He has to bown down to the indie-jews to stay in the business…
Except just now he went 'I'm not gonna apologize for what I said.' More backbone than I expected, for sure.
Colton Nguyen
How was this game even allowed? At least try with the graphics.
Evan Turner
Is this a
JOKE?
AHHHHRHRHRHGGGHHGH
John Powell
I fucking hate frogs
Adam Morgan
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING SEE THAT TREE? YOU CAN CRAFT IT
Bentley Edwards
WHY
Dominic Brooks
Fuck this shit
Gavin Sanders
Eh it was probably cheaper this way and artfags are gullible so they will eat it up as it's an "artistic choice".
Ayden Hernandez
Too late to catch that trend.
Aiden Walker
EVERYONE IS A MANLET
Ian Hall
YLands? More like WhyLands am i right?
Mason Ward
No way, dude, they can do it if they believe!
Asher Cruz
...
Nolan Allen
Easy, one's a company's PR accounts appeasing twitter, and another is straight from the horse's mouth.
Connor Myers
Wait….what? I heard him apologise. I didn't hear him retract it. Or are you being funny, and was he saying it about some element of the game?
Oliver Miller
Is it because they can't into optimization or something? It looks retarded.
Samuel Reyes
It wouldn't be hipster if it wasn't half a decade late while pretending to be new.
Nolan Walker
user, the apology came straight from the horse's mouth. You may have missed it like I missed him saying he won't apologize, but when he first started speaking, he apologized for his old tweets.
Charles Parker
Looks like Lego Creators from 15 years ago…
Lucas Davis
Also, all these guys can't seem to take a hint from all the COD clones. Aping minecraft is not gonna get them a stable audience.
Just 5 minutes ago, man, when he was on stage. Just check it again later.
Dylan Rogers
This looks incredibly clunky.
Matthew Jenkins
Watch this thing run like shit on launch.
Connor Price
Wow it's a modified Minecraft
Hunter Jones
I'd fuck sonya.
William Ortiz
That wasn't gameplay footage though.
Sebastian Anderson
Look a shittier Darkest Dungeon
Matthew King
so honored
Christian Thompson
STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN
Dominic Bennett
Doesn't look comfy to me.
Easton Martin
And keep watching it run like shit even with a future patch
Carter Rogers
...
Eli Nelson
I went away for a bit and they're still doing this boring talk show bit and showing indie shit. This really is the worst case scenario of an e3 presentation. Fuck bring back mr caffeine and the kinect kids. Also stop saying you're honored to talk about games tou fucks.
Matthew Perry
I like Klei since they tend to be cool instead of fucking jews, but this just looks boring.
Luke Wright
I wanna jizz on her face
Anthony Peterson
A DONT STARVE CLONE SIGN ME UP BOI
Oliver Anderson
...
Jaxson Russell
Oh shit Sayeed got off the island.
Jason Peterson
it's not. This has video games and therefore is objectively one of the better presentationts.
Daniel Flores
This is getting too boring, i'm going to play Panzer Dragoon or something.
Jace Carter
Now I'm doubting my hearing. To be sure, he weaseled out at the end by going 'that's not who I am anymore', but that's still less weaseling than what I expected.
Cooper Taylor
Good riddance, pedo faggot
Logan Powell
WAIT WHY ROBOTS WHY ARE THEY LEAPFROGGING FROM GAME TO GAME FUCK
Jose White
...
Landon Richardson
Why is the VR meme still alive?
Carson Phillips
...
Nicholas Allen
I don't get indie-games, they always lack a goal of the game. Seems lazy to me.
Jayden Baker
I heard it, too.
Jaxson Butler
I want this meme to end. People are saying this shit about literally very conference.
Tyler Howard
...
Tyler Diaz
ISS (international Space Station)
Henry Perry
ISS, you fucking moron. The International Space Station.
Justin Young
that moment when you expect then to end with the good shit, but they burned out all the good shit RIGHT AT THE START with the X-pack for xcom 2
Julian Bell
Lots of head chopping, looks pretty ISIS to me.
Grayson Sanders
Fuck this looks like that shitty game that they forced down our throats in final fantasy X
Levi Baker
WE WANT
BUTTERLORD
Samuel Lewis
What is this, zero gravity handball?
Liam Adams
That guy in the background looks so fucking retarded.
James Russell
You missed it m8, they showed a 30 second trailer and no release date.
Jaxson Nguyen
...
Brody Campbell
Goddamn, they make VR look so dumb and boring.
Adam Roberts
All of the conferences I've seen have had games. They haven't all been this fucking boring.
Ryan Myers
That girl's 2D, she is 36. Should I play with the original Saturn graphics or the "enhanced" PS2 mode
Jeremiah Taylor
I know. I WANT MORE
Brayden Ramirez
What fat fucking cheeks that slut has.
Jaxon Nelson
But Blitzball was the best part of FFX
Aaron Richardson
...
Jeremiah Martin
Two games, I think. One's a standalone volleyball game ==IN SPACE== , and another's a story mode.
Carson Williams
The fat keeps your dick warm.
Charles Harris
I played on PC.
Dominic Williams
It was a terrible trailer too.
Jackson Russell
...
Parker Perry
she's also super fake
Jeremiah Collins
I bet she can suck several dicks at the same time.
Adam Collins
Guys stop I'm on nofap
Jackson Jenkins
It's the same devs though
Justin King
New butter lord gameplay
Isaiah Morris
I bet she stores semen in them like a hamster
Luis Butler
...
Thomas Barnes
Another one
Gavin Smith
...
Zachary Scott
cliff is so desperate to get a e-sports success
Andrew Gomez
HOW FUCKING TALL IS THE HOST, IS HE 7 FEET TALL
Tyler Reed
...
Dylan Sanders
Audience please do some shit
Hunter Phillips
Murica
Nathaniel Cox
...
Easton Robinson
LITERALLY SHAKING
Thomas Ramirez
...
Jaxson Lopez
There's the problem
Joseph Clark
it's a fucking MOBA?
Easton Harris
Looks more like a Quake clone.
Jaxson Bailey
Why does every single fucking game has to have a tank-class, healer-class and dps-class?
It looks fun enough to just be a FPS shooter.
Jayden Cook
BALLIN'
Nicholas Lee
...
Ian Evans
TUMBLR
Angel Collins
I'm just sick of playing a game and having to play a certain way because the game told me so.
Kayden Hall
UT4 xonotic 2 Quake class overmeme edition looks great
Josiah Walker
Brink 2.0
Nathaniel Walker
oh boy
Austin Cooper
You would have to be an idiot to give chucklefuck more money.
Samuel Hernandez
Literally fire emblem
Kayden Hill
finally i can play fire emblem without emulators
Camden Gomez
...
Camden Davis
This is the power of Intel.
Henry Taylor
Wow it's an RPG from the early 90's!
Camden Diaz
The new advance wars doesn't look so good.
Josiah Ward
...
Colton Price
A FUCKING FIRE EMBLEM/ADVANCE WARS CLONE WITH TUMBLR ART
Noah Kelly
Pokemon Red/Blue looked graphically more impressive than this shit.
Brayden Morris
Go back a back a wee bit further…
Adam Torres
...
Aaron Powell
The madman went right for it.
Hunter Fisher
Holy shit, I though the pinned thresd was bad but this one is full of cuckchan.
Christopher Roberts
AMD RADEON GRAPHICS ON INTEL
Mason Collins
Is this guy the best host yet?
Hudson James
It's literally a flash tier game. yes, literally
Juan Scott
...
Connor Gutierrez
Jesus, they have no idea what the fuck they are doing. How did they even make Starbound?
Colton Myers
AMD stocks bout to keep going up.
Jacob Barnes
Let me guess, the brit made the whole game and the chick designed it?
Aiden Perez
That would explain a lot
Oliver Campbell
It begins.
Nathan Miller
...
James James
He's a big guy.
Ryder Price
Oh look it's the game that's going to be ruined by how easy it is
Thomas Howard
...
William Hall
This is the power of PC Gaming.
Joseph White
For you.
Wyatt Wilson
Yep. I think he's coked up or something, it's great.
Adam Nelson
Is Neville in the game?
Adrian Richardson
No he's shitposting on /wooo/.
Anthony Howard
Get this fanfic shit off my computer screen.
Sebastian Johnson
okay
Matthew Ramirez
...
Angel Young
...
Jonathan Perry
Why do you fags keep posting stock prices for anything as if they matter? Whoopdy fucking doo
Michael Roberts
I am legitimately disgusted.
Liam Hall
Guys…
Where are the video games?
Luke Adams
Gaming crash can't come soon enough. What is the actual chance though? Normalfags eat up all these shit games.
Samuel Hall
I just wanted sega PC ports
Levi Campbell
wat?
Jose Anderson
This is the last game… from MS… GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!
Blake Powell
...
Zachary James
I fucking hate the gaming industry
Carter Davis
The game are for Jim Boone only
Jaxon Clark
It's Halo Wars 2
Tyler Johnson
fable innit
Austin Lopez
Age of Empires?
James Young
People have no ideia how this works, remember when people where monitoring EA's stocks.
Nathan Thomas
This looks like something from the early 2000s.
Ayden Jackson
...
Connor Mitchell
Hahha
Josiah Bailey
Perhaps it's different this year but last year, only them and nintendo showed games.
Jose Carter
WINDOWS 10
Jacob Wilson
NEW ZOOM LEVELS
Brayden Morales
It's from the late 90's you double nigger.
Ryan Brown
It will be shit.
Matthew Campbell
It's because its another fucking update to AoE
Jackson Gonzalez
Completely silent.
Charles Roberts
This just makes me want to find my original AoE CD.
Alexander Lee
BRACE BOYS IT'S A NEW AGE OF EMPIRES…
REMASTER ON CONSOLES AND WINDOWS 10 JOIN THE BETA
Evan Jackson
This is crash again
Julian Martin
Whatever, how much until Ubisoft?
Dominic Anderson
Most of these games i played 15 years ago on flashplayers, wtf?!
Dominic Peterson
Yeah but the remaster only makes it look like something from the 2000s
Logan Hughes
Well. Either way, saying it's a new game and just having it be a fucking remaster to an old-ass game is retarded
Owen Ramirez
They did not just fucking announce a 20 year old game as a Windows 10 exclusive.
Bentley Flores
This just makes reinstall voobly.
Matthew Allen
They did.
Ian Cox
Nigger just play the Gold Edition
Easton Mitchell
...
Lucas Bailey
...
James Hall
Jesus what the fuck.
Lucas Ross
oh yeah
Aiden Wood
just end my life
Benjamin Hernandez
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Hunter Taylor
E3: wow its fucking nothing. bioware's new shitty game Xbox: Dragon Ball fighting game, backwards compatibility Bethesda: wow its fucking nothing Devovler: wow its fucking nothing PC: wow its fucking nothing
Ryder Gray
Thank god it's over.
That wasn't comfy.
Wyatt Torres
Well at least the host was good At least there was vidya and devs
Evan Bennett
Is there any chance at all that FFVII will be in the sony conference?
Tyler Clark
OP you gonna pop down a new thread for ubisoft in fifteen minutes (conference is in an hour)? or should I?
Jaxson Bell
I'm glad its over.jpg At least the host wasn't that retarded like last year.
Carter Cooper
some fake footage, sure.
Ian Gomez
Bethesda was worst than nothing.
Samuel Cox
What is this "developer confirence" that is apparently good.
Ryan Diaz
You mean 'in engine'. Tbh the stuff they've shown looks legit.
Ryder Harris
I hope the host was paid well.
Robert Barnes
whats next ?
Cameron White
death
Jack Rivera
Ubi. Skip it.
Alexander Turner
Ubi's in 2 hours
Camden Thomas
That was so boring. I decided to just go play with my dog. I attached a toy rabbit to a rope and made her chase it around the house.
It was an infinitely more rewarding experience that watching that.