Comfy Thread: PC Master Race

Today at E3 might be a little packed with all the conferences happening today so just relax and get comfy. Both Sony and Ubisoft have their conferences coming up but those aren't for a few hours from now.

For now we can tune into the PC Gaming Show and see if there is anything worthwhile being shown. Starts in just under an hour, 1 PM EST.

Watch it here:
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Oh yeah, we getting comfy in here.

Get your drinks ready lads. Get your pillows fluffed up. Post your comfiest gondolas

Is there anything to watch out for besides a Bannerlord release date? I guess Croteam might announce something.

I got too rekt before the Bethesda event, so no drinks for me today.

Unless of course you meant a nice, healthy drink like orange juice or water or something.

Gondolas are the best

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You could make hot chocolate for extra comfort.


I just can't get enough.

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for you my man

I'm going to make my dick comfy in your ass

Let's not pretend anything, OP is a sloppy power bottom.

before or after you cum in my mouth?

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just surprising, always been the OP before
well, heres some nice comfy pixel art
I am gonna go for a walk and get a big cup of coffee

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Apex kek

Before and after you miserable little cum tunnel

Thats a pozzin

In seriousness though, I hope its good. Everything has been shit so far.

Was the XCOM 2 expansion reveal today?

At least she's a qt.

Anyone else think that devolver was an absolute waste of time ?

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Didn't even watch it. Don't even know why they had their own big conference when they only have 1 or 2 notable games.

Nah, it was a nice change of pace, even if they didn't show much. There's not been much to laugh at this E3 or the past 3, more just stuff to just sigh at.

LINKIN PARK

Will our lord and saviour finally get on stage this year?

GAMING IS SAVED

Total War Warhammer 2
The Halo 3/MCC port because 343 didn't announce anything at Xbone amd they said they would have a surprise at E3.

Maybe a Sega port, probably not though.

I liked it. It was funny, didn't overstay its welcome and I got to see more footage of Ruiner.

The guys who make these are fucking gods

Also is there a chance Risk of Rain 2 might be shown here?

These faggots are so fucking grating, it's astounding. What I assume is his "nerd" voice, is the most cringe-inducing shit thus far.

I hope so. That would make my day.

Big chance actually, but wasn't that shit too early in development for a showcase?

I guess they might show The Talos Principle 2, if Devolver didn't show it last night.


Oh yeah, that would be uplifting


Which stream are you all watching? Mine's still just on a countdown

I-I made OC for the Microsoft conference.

Twitch stream.

I am just waiting for Nioh to come. I could care less about the rest of E3.

The PC Gaming show? Is that like games that's going to be released for the personal computer-system, or is more like showcase gameplay of already released shit?

I'll have to give 2033 and Last Light another chance, I came out of those disappointed


Thanks

Had leftover pizza margherita.
My dog is curled up with me on my bed.
I have brandy and IPA, not sure which I should drink.
I am comfy.

Gonna have to mute this shit. Nothing more obnoxious than a nu-male interjecting politics where it doesn't fucking belong.

Keeping it vidya.

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I don't think the conference was intended to showcase games, just take the piss out of e3 and it succeeded. If it was done for an hour, the joke might have overstayed its welcome.

Watch it. It's amazing. It's not a press conference, it's a short film mocking E3.

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perfect

Pretty good/10

Its pretty much confirmed
If they didn't say they had a surprise on Twitter It could have just been showcases and Halo Wars 2 esports pandering bullshit, but they did so its like 90% probable of happening.


Its both and its pretty shit aside from two or 3 neat showcases.

Fuckin' neato. I really liked The Talos Principle.

Now that's what I'm cucking about.

I think he meant Halo 3 on PC is confirmed

Because IBM is unimaginative and it was supposed to differentiate it from mainframes, you schmaltzy idiots.

Oh. Who cares?

Kill me, Pete


It's a prettty good game

Yeah, but I already played it 10 years ago on the 360.

so quirky xD

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Well now you can play it ten years later on your personal computer.

Did i got here in time?

Let'th take a look

But why would I?

Yep, just in time

So they are going to show everything that was revelead the two days before?

The hype!

Yes.

Top fucking wew

Where is the comfy desk?

Very nice.

Last time they had a couple new games as well, and actual gameplay from the games from the past days.

top kek

who cares about the game
Look at this steamy, hunk of man
I'd let him develop my boypussy.

Half Life 3 hype :^)

There's already porn of her.

Who is Kay and why is everything for her?

Whoopty fucking doo.

I hope there is actual reveals because nothing they showed in the preview real interests me

Post it

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What did he mean by this?

Dude that's really gay.

Is that Jake?

I'll ravage your boipussy you faggot

Alright I am back what did I miss

Jesus Christ, could this be anymore boring?

This stuff just doesn't feel like it belongs in X-COM at all.

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Boring talk about XCOM.

X-Com 2, aka literally nothing.

nothing, Xcom 2 addon / dlc

they are just going through the multiplats that were already revealed and then maybe some other new reveals.

only if you're gentle, I'm a top.

Pretty optimistic tbh.

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That leg tap was pretty high up on the leg…

THE GAY COMMUNITY

Yeah, the PC Gaming show is usually pretty boring every year.

The qt, she is back.

Who the fuck is this e-thot?

W O M Y N

Well thank god


I thought they were showing Destiny 2, at first


Next one will be called XBox One X Overclocked NeoExtreme

FUCKKKKKKK, THIS IS SO GOD DAMN BORING!!!!

Holy fuck, a woman on stage and she said "gamer," not "player." I hope she gives it her all, because she's about to be fired for siding with the evil GamerGate terrorists. :^)


Clarification: I think you're being too optimistic.

That pimple on her forehead couldn't even be covered by all that makeup. It must be fucking huge.

I will be real gentle bb

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Oh shit we comfy now?
looks a little too tumblr for me

HAHAHA DO YOU LIKE FACEBOOK GAMES Holla Forums
PC MASTER RACE AMIRITE?

This is the worst thing I've seen this year so far

I don't see how it's tumblr unless it shoves a narrative in my face.

Fuck off Marty go suck a cock

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This music is assaulting my ears.

It's Double Fine.

WE /MECH/ NOW

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Hmmm, okay, the mech game took my interest.

lel
I noticed that, too.

OY VEY

Presenter not a Battletech fan then.

I fucking started laughing hard when that happened

Battletech is taking my interest.

Jesus now i realized of that lmao

Remember last year when the AMD representative brought out their new card in a briefcase and the presenter shook it like a Christmas present and almost broke it? I think it was the same guy

post more junko

Good to see they made sure this fighting robot game was diverse enough for the tumblr crowd.

I must have missed that, what happened?

yes
This is how you ruin a perfectly good mech game.

Junko is trash

I would but I lost my Junko folder ;_;

Dangitronpaul waifus are trash, man

Well it was AMD, so nothing of value would've been lost.

Stop trying to derail.


Just an audio glitch.

Underage out.

agreed, I am somewhat interested.
Keeping it under my Radar, for sure

literally "we want the adventure time audience"

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No, user, you are the casuals.

I love turn based. It's wasted on mech.

That got a little lewd

lewd

You should go back to reddit with him.


It's not preferable but fuck man if it means mech makes a comeback I'm for it.

What i don't get is, if a missile attacks a robot-suit like that, why doesn't the whole just blow up? Especially as the robot-suit has explosives on it aswell.

Turn based isn't bad, but it kinda gets wasted with Mech related games.

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HERE IT IS

BANNERLORD

The presenter is such a fagaloon.

BANNERLORD

I JUST GOT HERE

RIGHT ON TIME

Is this a game from 2006?

What's the appeal of Bannerlord

What the fuck is this framerate?

Autismos love it.

Whats the appeal of video games?

Oh, good, someone else noticed. I thought it was just a bad stream.

autistic sandbox
combat is shit

IDK Holla Forums likes it

It appeals to Holla Forums-autism

I really hope we don't have to deal with bad performance.

Seems fine to me.

I clapped when i saw that

Did it break new ground?

I swear our host looks undead

What the fuck game are we seeing now? What happened to Bannerlord?

It's my stream glitching or there's a problem with the fucking framerate?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WARHAMMER SHITE?

This game looks like shit.

LEL
Started the trailer too early.

twitch seems to be better
twitch.tv/pcgamer

lol

THIS STREAM IS A MESS

30 second clip with no commentary and no release date, hope you enjoyed E3

This just makes me want a Total War game where you play as cavemen riding dinosaurs, rather than this shit.

kek

What's that dbz game?

diversity

Fuck off.

For a minute i though I was going to be playing Bannerlord with elves and shit.

I switched to the one in the cyclical thread's op, seems fine.

What stream are you watching?

This is the first time I've watched the PC gaming show.
Now I understand why most people just skip it every year.

DBZ fighting game by the Guilty Gear devs.

I never understood this shit. This has got to be the worst kind of DLC. Who fucking puts down so much money on just another fucking race?

He just said that.

I'm still hoping for EDF news and maybe proper Lost Planet game by Capcom in the Sony Conference.

CARD GAMES LOL

Yeah, you didn't catch it on a bad year, it's always like this


Still hoping for one hell of a party, myself

I kind of love how kanky these PC shows always are, way less slick and corporate than the other shows.

Well, it took almost 30 minutes before pure cancer came on.

WHERE IS MY BANNERLORD

Too busy working on more $5 costumes for SFV

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Holy fuck that YouTuber has a legit ancap flag behind him.

he looks worse for wear.

Wasn't this the card game that got heavily censored in the localization?

Who even gives a shit about these card games? The only one I ever cared about was Gwent because it was so fun in the Witcher 3, but apparently the Gwent game itself is boring.

Wow, a card game with 3 seconds of cards at the end of the trailer. L O L

(((INTEL)))

That isn't an ancap flag you dipshit. It's a slanted ceiling.

Prove it, nigger.

So what is Mount and Blade and why should I care ?
Also, If I wanted to get into it where should I start ?

So his whole room is ancap? Fucking hardcore m8

AAARARARRRRRARAGGHHHGHGFUGHHAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! I'M SO BORED!!!!!!!!!!!

Are we being raided?

What a coincidence.

I thought it was Literally Hitler?

GOOD FUCKING ANCAP MEME

It's FUN
Start with warband

Atleast it's just boring, and not bad, like EA.

Intel can fuck right off.

where are the PC ports sega

Will Bannerlord have Denuvo? I like buying my vidya but I won't with that trash

The pc master race really became a cult huh?

They're using a lot of words to say nothing.
Do they actually think this sounds interesting to any of us?

Mount and Blade is overrated, and not a good game
an autistic sandbox that people waste time on, with no substance, nothing happening, just mingling with npcs.

This presentation is Power Point tier lmao

It's pretty bad on account of being so boring.
Aren't there sometimes big announcements in the pc show? Or extended looks at recently announced games?

There's a lot of crossposting this week for sure, but I don't think everyone on Holla Forums gets into Mountain Blade


Don't worry, Ubisoft is on in like two hours

Where the fuck do you think you are, Intel PR guy?

Reddit is that way my child.

Just show me ruiner and risk of rain 2 and maybe some cuphead and I'll be happy. Get this idiot off the stage and show the video games

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Not to anyone with half a working brain.
This shit is for those who get a boner when hearing mor ethen three buzzwords in quick succession.

I dont know how to feel about this.

That schedule is fucking wrong. Everybody keeps getting the times wrong. The only accurate site I've seen is e3expo.com

If they announce it's being sold on gog like the original M&B; then it won't have Denuvo
If it's steam only; it will have denuvo

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It's just a shit warframe

This will not work.

I think I will pirate it to try it. I like autistic sandbox shit from time to time.

the guy making it said politically incorrect things on twitter.

Didn't they already show a little of it prior to E3? Speaking indies I guess I could hold a little hope that Hitbox might show Spire, although that's a little more obscure than ROR2

BUY OUR NEW 8 CORES P-PLEASE

Feel nothing

PLEASE WATCH MY STREAM
this conference is a fucking joke

I've had finance classes that were more interesting and funny than this show. Not even exaggerating.

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

Tim Schaffer will just announce himself the winner.

Make it stop

TIM SCHAFER

no thanks intel man

I don't know where all these people suddenly came from that think only autists like M&B. It's just a game with really fun combat.
Enjoy, and remember that sea raiders are your friends.

Boring is the worst

Money. We all know the answer is money.

Where are you fucks coming from? I am seeing several threads with dags shitting on games that are generally well accepted here like Deus Ex, JSR and M&B as of late. Did E3 brought you over newfriend?

lol

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Let's see how low it gets.

SO BOOOOOOORED.

They're probably all asleep.

Did they announce a release date for Bannerlord?

Dumb ass, this isn't your containment thread of M&B.

That JSR thread really confused me, I've never seen anyone shit on it here before but apparently now it's a meme game. What the fuck is going on?

no

PC presentations are always the worst.
At least the other companies have cringeworthy shit to point and laugh.

Biut this is just boooooring.

haha remember tak fuji he's dying

If you read the thread it feels like a coordinated raid to change the consensus on something

It is the thread specifically set aside to chill out and not be a spiteful dick, though, everyone needs to get comfy

Did the Polish government pay them to do that or something?
CD Projekt really gave their government a boner for the vidya industry.

I have, on old Holla Forums. It was considered annoying and "shit" compared to the JSRF.

Shills man. Once the thread started shitting on the Microsoft thread during the Devolver conference, they came out of the woodwork.

He's gonna make it.

Is this the Piss break?

This show was a mistake.

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Hot chick hates that ugly bitch. Ugly bitch is in lesbo love with hotty.

This is good tv.

What kind of fucking name is Sanya? Did this cunt's parents let the pen slip when trying to write Sonya?

It's a two-hour show?!

ENOUGH WITH THE FURSHIT

This is just Zelda with a fox.

gamergate.wikia.com/wiki/Maya_Kramer

This fox game looks kinda comfy, to be honest.

those 2 bitches are fake and nasty
the one on the left looks like a fat man

Is this the indie games conference?

Waaaaait a minute. Wasn't this Felix Kramer a shit stirrer during Gamergate? She was friends with Quinn or something.

Oh boy, the san fran indie clique's resident cancer troll

it looked fun, for a console game

OH MY GOD IT'S LEGOBUTTS

Juden detected.

You know what would be more comfy?
Just playing a fucking Zelda game.

OH FUCK, I'M GONNA GET A GAME OF WOMEN DOING GYMASTICS

NOT EVEN KIDDING

CHOOSE

See that fence? You can climb it.

Is there a good Link to the Past romhack?

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Both of them

Semite noses aren't just big, they're hooked, doesn't look right to me


I'd choose whoever's holding the camera

Right. Not even close.

I want to fuck Felix until she stops being a sjw

Mount and Blade is shallow in everything. It's just a sandbox and that's it. Vanilla M&B is a mediocre experience. You require mods sprinkled all over to make it bearable, and even then there's no objective. At least Terraria has bosses to beat and a gear progression. M&B would be cool co-op or massive multiplayer, but other than that its a boring experience.
To top it off the combat is bad.

If you pick the left cunt, you need to go back to Tumblr immediately.

The one on the right after she takes all that paint of her face.

You need to leave.

So it's literally Skyrim?

Neither. I choose Guilmon.

Kill, Fuck

Do you think that is even a remotely difficult choice ?

The right obviously.

THANK YOU SEAN

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Best laugh of the show goes to pc gaming show.

Make it stop. This is worse than SPORTS.

He rekt himself. Why would anyone do that?

This is the worst talk show ever.

If you're gonna fuck up, at least be able to make fun of yourself.

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Where you were when PC Gaming won e3?

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This is worse than xbox
at least xbox had Dragon Ball fighting game

I missed it, was it the vr killing floor?

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WE'RE JUST AT THE HALFWAY MARK

apparently not in the same universe as you

Was there for just a second, taskbar popped up.

Fell asleep before watchng Devolver. What did i missed?

thats not even exclusive

Nothing. At all.

IRL shitposting.

Over an hour of shitposting and unapologetic mockery of corporate E3.

SCREAM ON POUND MOUNTAIN

holy fuck im so hyped guys

Haven't watched enough to declare a winner but they won last year by being the only company that actually showed games.

No fucking games

only nintendo will save us

MORE

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Well this that actually sounds like it was >fun

If they hadn't jewed out with the Switch, maybe. But no. Not anymore.

What the fuck is mixer? Is it a twitch competitor?

What have I missed the last 30 minutes?

YAY VIDEO GAMES

The twitch chat was priceless. All the children that had no clue who Devolver was made it even better.

YAY VIDEOGAMES

*Well shit
I fucked up.

I'm sure you will, goy.

Fuck this, I'm gonna go play video games

YAY VIDEO GAMES

I think it's one of those hookup apps but for gamers.

Microsoft-sponsored.

It was pretty great, honestly. It was a 15-minute short film, basically.

What is the appeal of Killing Floor ?

Its just seems kind of meh. Its slow, clunky, and you just "fight" some bullet sponge boss at the end. Also microtransactions.

Horseshit.

So, it's for gay MS fags.

Also I can fucking her the Win10 sound effects.

What are you talking about?
Been between tabs.

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KF was, and still is, great fun.

KF2 was when it all went downhill.

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Devolver's "conference."

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Why the fuck is everyone a manlet

Alright, lads, I'm out. Good luck to those of you sticking with this snoozefest.

Sea of Thieves actually looks like it could be fun with the right friends.

aww yiss

They are really shilling that game nobody plays, hard.

It will be shit if there's no option to betray.

If they're all manlets how can you tell?

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Did I hear that right?

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WHERE IS BANNERLORD GIVE US A RELEASE DATE

really makes you think

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They're all shorter than the host

I'll watch it after this shitshow. I don't think I've ever been this bored outside of work.

What did you expected from the Master Race? :^)

WEW

Cant wait too see SJWs cry over this shit

IGG games, here I come.

he seems chill.

The host is 7'10 and all the guests are 6'

queen SJW is already crying

You sure, m8?

Oh his sorry
what a cuck

This isn't comfy at all.

Laugh Out Loud

Seems racist to me, the creator is a shitskin.

Lol what were his tweets?

#dayoftherope

He's a frog

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God i hate fucking nonwhites

When did he apologize? I must have missed it because I don't care about GG i just like fat libs getting triggered.

what a fucking pussy

He said something like 'I apologize for the tweets I have made in the past, it doesn't represent who I am today.'

Fucking gay. I take back what I said.

Looks Algerian to me.

confirmed for pirating.

source or gtfo

I was disappointed that we didn't get to see much of her thighs this year.

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A moment ago, he really awkwardly dropped in that he was sorry for tweets he made.
Ffs.
Gaming journalists are literally scum tbh.
Leftists are legitimately evil.

Oh shit.

The source is the fucking stream, you dumb faggot. He said it when he first got up.

He has to bown down to the indie-jews to stay in the business…

DUDE
PIXELS
LMAO
What the fuck is this game?

But whites cucked this industry

Oh my fucking god they got to him
google.co.uk/search?q=QUASONT&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=ktc-WfSyGeOE8QfL6p7gCA

Shame she is autistic.

Except just now he went 'I'm not gonna apologize for what I said.' More backbone than I expected, for sure.

How was this game even allowed? At least try with the graphics.

Is this a

JOKE?

AHHHHRHRHRHGGGHHGH

I fucking hate frogs

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
SEE THAT TREE? YOU CAN CRAFT IT

WHY

Fuck this shit

Eh it was probably cheaper this way and artfags are gullible so they will eat it up as it's an "artistic choice".

Too late to catch that trend.

EVERYONE IS A MANLET

YLands? More like WhyLands am i right?

No way, dude, they can do it if they believe!

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Easy, one's a company's PR accounts appeasing twitter, and another is straight from the horse's mouth.

Wait….what?
I heard him apologise. I didn't hear him retract it.
Or are you being funny, and was he saying it about some element of the game?

Is it because they can't into optimization or something? It looks retarded.

It wouldn't be hipster if it wasn't half a decade late while pretending to be new.

user, the apology came straight from the horse's mouth. You may have missed it like I missed him saying he won't apologize, but when he first started speaking, he apologized for his old tweets.

Looks like Lego Creators from 15 years ago…

Also, all these guys can't seem to take a hint from all the COD clones. Aping minecraft is not gonna get them a stable audience.


Just 5 minutes ago, man, when he was on stage. Just check it again later.

This looks incredibly clunky.

Watch this thing run like shit on launch.

Wow it's a modified Minecraft

I'd fuck sonya.

That wasn't gameplay footage though.

Look a shittier Darkest Dungeon

so
honored

STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN

Doesn't look comfy to me.

And keep watching it run like shit even with a future patch

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I went away for a bit and they're still doing this boring talk show bit and showing indie shit.
This really is the worst case scenario of an e3 presentation. Fuck bring back mr caffeine and the kinect kids.
Also stop saying you're honored to talk about games tou fucks.

I like Klei since they tend to be cool instead of fucking jews, but this just looks boring.

I wanna jizz on her face

A DONT STARVE CLONE SIGN ME UP BOI

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Oh shit Sayeed got off the island.

it's not. This has video games and therefore is objectively one of the better presentationts.

This is getting too boring, i'm going to play Panzer Dragoon or something.

Now I'm doubting my hearing. To be sure, he weaseled out at the end by going 'that's not who I am anymore', but that's still less weaseling than what I expected.

Good riddance, pedo faggot

WAIT WHY ROBOTS WHY ARE THEY LEAPFROGGING FROM GAME TO GAME FUCK

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Why is the VR meme still alive?

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I don't get indie-games, they always lack a goal of the game. Seems lazy to me.

I heard it, too.

I want this meme to end. People are saying this shit about literally very conference.

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ISS (international Space Station)

ISS, you fucking moron.
The International Space Station.

that moment when you expect then to end with the good shit, but they burned out all the good shit RIGHT AT THE START with the X-pack for xcom 2

Lots of head chopping, looks pretty ISIS to me.

Fuck this looks like that shitty game that they forced down our throats in final fantasy X

WE WANT

BUTTERLORD

What is this, zero gravity handball?

That guy in the background looks so fucking retarded.

You missed it m8, they showed a 30 second trailer and no release date.

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Goddamn, they make VR look so dumb and boring.

All of the conferences I've seen have had games.
They haven't all been this fucking boring.

That girl's 2D, she is 36. Should I play with the original Saturn graphics or the "enhanced" PS2 mode

I know. I WANT MORE

What fat fucking cheeks that slut has.

But Blitzball was the best part of FFX

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Two games, I think. One's a standalone volleyball game ==IN SPACE== , and another's a story mode.

The fat keeps your dick warm.

I played on PC.

It was a terrible trailer too.

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she's also super fake

I bet she can suck several dicks at the same time.

Guys stop I'm on nofap

It's the same devs though

New butter lord gameplay

I bet she stores semen in them like a hamster

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Another one

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cliff is so desperate to get a e-sports success

HOW FUCKING TALL IS THE HOST, IS HE 7 FEET TALL

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Audience please do some shit

Murica

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LITERALLY SHAKING

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There's the problem

it's a fucking MOBA?

Looks more like a Quake clone.

Why does every single fucking game has to have a tank-class, healer-class and dps-class?

It looks fun enough to just be a FPS shooter.

BALLIN'

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TUMBLR

I'm just sick of playing a game and having to play a certain way because the game told me so.

UT4 xonotic 2 Quake class overmeme edition looks great

Brink 2.0

oh boy

You would have to be an idiot to give chucklefuck more money.

Literally fire emblem

finally i can play fire emblem without emulators

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This is the power of Intel.

Wow it's an RPG from the early 90's!

The new advance wars doesn't look so good.

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A FUCKING FIRE EMBLEM/ADVANCE WARS CLONE WITH TUMBLR ART

Pokemon Red/Blue looked graphically more impressive than this shit.

Go back a back a wee bit further…

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The madman went right for it.

Holy shit, I though the pinned thresd was bad but this one is full of cuckchan.

AMD RADEON GRAPHICS ON INTEL

Is this guy the best host yet?

It's literally a flash tier game. yes, literally

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Jesus, they have no idea what the fuck they are doing. How did they even make Starbound?

AMD stocks bout to keep going up.

Let me guess, the brit made the whole game and the chick designed it?

That would explain a lot

It begins.

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He's a big guy.

Oh look it's the game that's going to be ruined by how easy it is

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This is the power of PC Gaming.

For you.

Yep. I think he's coked up or something, it's great.

Is Neville in the game?

No he's shitposting on /wooo/.

Get this fanfic shit off my computer screen.

okay

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Why do you fags keep posting stock prices for anything as if they matter?
Whoopdy fucking doo

I am legitimately disgusted.

Guys…

Where are the video games?

Gaming crash can't come soon enough. What is the actual chance though? Normalfags eat up all these shit games.

I just wanted sega PC ports

wat?

This is the last game… from MS… GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!

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I fucking hate the gaming industry

The game are for Jim Boone only

It's Halo Wars 2

fable innit

Age of Empires?

People have no ideia how this works, remember when people where monitoring EA's stocks.

This looks like something from the early 2000s.

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Hahha

Perhaps it's different this year but last year, only them and nintendo showed games.

WINDOWS 10

NEW ZOOM LEVELS

It's from the late 90's you double nigger.

It will be shit.

It's because its another fucking update to AoE

Completely silent.

This just makes me want to find my original AoE CD.

BRACE BOYS
IT'S A NEW AGE OF EMPIRES…

REMASTER
ON CONSOLES
AND WINDOWS 10
JOIN THE BETA

This is crash again

Whatever, how much until Ubisoft?

Most of these games i played 15 years ago on flashplayers, wtf?!

Yeah but the remaster only makes it look like something from the 2000s

Well. Either way, saying it's a new game and just having it be a fucking remaster to an old-ass game is retarded

They did not just fucking announce a 20 year old game as a Windows 10 exclusive.

This just makes reinstall voobly.

They did.

Nigger just play the Gold Edition

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Jesus what the fuck.

oh yeah

just end my life

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E3: wow its fucking nothing. bioware's new shitty game
Xbox: Dragon Ball fighting game, backwards compatibility
Bethesda: wow its fucking nothing
Devovler: wow its fucking nothing
PC: wow its fucking nothing

Thank god it's over.

That wasn't comfy.

Well at least the host was good
At least there was vidya and devs

Is there any chance at all that FFVII will be in the sony conference?

OP you gonna pop down a new thread for ubisoft in fifteen minutes (conference is in an hour)? or should I?

I'm glad its over.jpg
At least the host wasn't that retarded like last year.

some fake footage, sure.

Bethesda was worst than nothing.

What is this "developer confirence" that is apparently good.

You mean 'in engine'.
Tbh the stuff they've shown looks legit.

I hope the host was paid well.

whats next ?

death

Ubi. Skip it.

Ubi's in 2 hours

That was so boring.
I decided to just go play with my dog.
I attached a toy rabbit to a rope and made her chase it around the house.

It was an infinitely more rewarding experience that watching that.

I thought it was in one hour?

e3countdown.com/

I played an old Sega game, I suck at okd vidya.

Let us know when you make the Ubi comfy thread, comfyanon.

aight ill start making it now, ill post it here

Here you go boys:


NEW THREAD GO GO

thx bb

Disgraceful.

Reinstalling AC3