Old thread is at 750 replies, so here's a new one

why

You seriously weren't expecting something good from Microsoft were you?

LIFE IS DYKES YAY

Life is strange exclusive for ps2

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No sweat

It sold pretty well apparently. Wouldn't know, only played the first episode for free.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That's the new Middle Earth game? I didn't think Shadow of Mordor was that cartoony.

I wanna fuck Chloe

Looks like a PS2 game.

Just kill me.

So this is just LOtR fanfiction at this point, right?

SHIT OF MORDOR

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Life is Gay 2 crashed my browser.

People like you enabled this.

No the ps2 lotr games are good.

HE WAS A GUD ORC

Use livestreamer.

You mean streamlink.

WOLOLOLO

rip old thread

Although I do feel bad for all the x-bros out there. I hope they're at least seeing something that they like. This is just painful though.

There are at least some interesting games revealed on Xbone but fuck off with LiS and The Artful whatever

Hey, does anyone remember the SJWs/"game journalists" who were sucking up to XBox on Twitter and bashing Nintendo for being kiddie games? Fuck, I don't have the screenshot on me.

Now XBox is pushing for the kiddie group. I wonder what that guy has to say now.

Haha, good one.

Didn't know about it. How is it better?

Eh, should not feel sorry, all the same games are on both consoles (Nintendo doesn't count) and the Xbone was cheaper.

So, since we will not see anything else that looks even slightly fun.
So, did you folks expect a new Metro to show up today? If yes, do you like the open world approach? I personally think they will fuck it all up and ruin all the realism and immersion that was present in the original games.

I promise I'll do the next thread right, guys.

If you told 2010 that I would miss all the kinect shit I would've called you crazy but here we are.

Oh yeah, they were. Was The Third Age on PS2 also?

Yeah, fuck me if Cuphead didn't get a real release date. Hopefully it sticks.

Would you rather me be a cancerous furfag

Neither of those games are for kids m8, Cuphead is old Disney nostaliga which kids have never seen, and Super Lucky Tale is furbait.

livestreamer is unmaintained and hasn't been updated in years. streamlink is a fork to update it.

Yip.

Microsoft, no, please don't touch a good game

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And I thought nothing could get more pretentious than LiS

PIANO HERO

Yes.

Duck-Hunt: The high-art-edition?

Thanks, didn't care enough to check changelogs.

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Is this spore?

t. Furfag

Fuck this shit, I am out. I prefer having a nice sleep than this.

Not even, Furfags deserve to burn but they're better than SJWs.

THE ART OF GAMING

You're gonna miss Todd and his lies.

Fantasy Birds Simulator

I missed the last 5 minutes did I miss anything?

I KNEW IT
AAAAAAAAA ANOTHER GAME RUINED

What's the GAME???

Ori 2

lolno

Todd literally never lied.

Ori and the Blind Forest is getting a sequel.

Hate that they're dragging the "muh art" label along with it just because the original had competent visual designers

Cuphead comes out 9/29
Crackdown 3
Super Lucky's Tale, a Rare-style platformer
Some other stuff, read the old thread

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Top kek

OG Xbox games actually sounds cool

holy nigger tits, og xbox compatibility

Let me play JSRF

okay that's good

Xbox emulation died for this.

not bad.

holy fucking shit Microsoft did something right for once

Why did it take them so long?

OG XBox emulation is coming along.

Guys…guys I'm afraid I might actually get an Xbone now assuming they offer compatibility for the shit I want.

Should've had both when they released Xbone. Can't really be that hard?

This says a lot.

Are X360 games backwards compatible?

TOM CALANCY

Slow down pal, remember their 360 backwards compatibility library

Nah, only their choices of games.

Still can't play my Deadly Premonition.

Some are.

Predicting ten to fifteen whole games will be supported the end of 2017, half of them shit nobody cares about.

Some are.

You're right, I got ahead of myself. It'll probably only be a dozen games, half of which I won't even own.

What was the last console that was actually worth owning?

Not a bad conference if I'm honest. XBoneX looks like good hardware which will force Sony to counter it, and make games look better for PC.
XB1 backward compatibility is great too.
Glad I don't own a XBone though, not a single exclusive, and PC can do it all better.

Metro looks good
CodeVein might be fun
And looking forward to playing Cuphead. By god does that look amazing, even if will be really short.

You're retarded.

The pope was right

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Atari 2600

I still play my SNES, it was pretty nice.

For me its the vita.
Yes thats right.

PS2?

I might as well kill myself tonight

He's always right.

n64

Magnavox Odyssey

Five and a half more hours until some sweet little lies, hang in there

PS2

BIOWARE

And now comes the Headliner!

Trump's Wall Simulator!

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lmao

Its probably because they couldnt even get OG Xbox ganes running on the 360.

But will you need to install them to consoles?

Raspberry Pi.

The little bit of Anthem they showed yesterday looked like Doom but with dinosaurs.

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Yup, Ren pussied out.

OVER THE WALL

*NuDoom

Alright, I wonder how much more utter talentless fucking bullshit Bethesda has in storage for us.

ALSO KICK THAT FUCKING EA SUBHUMAN OUT OF THE STAGE NOW!!!!

At least pull a Ren and make vidya great again, don't take the pussy way out.

>no halo 6
Kind of disappointed.

Genesis, SNES, TG16.

How diverse.

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MICROSHIT
EA
BIOFAG
STAPH

Hey, at least it has already better animation than andromeda

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What the heck were we supposed to gather from that first NPC chat?

You poor sod.

REAL TIME™ GAMEPLAY™

reminder

meh

I feel a little bad someone would be willing to shell out 500 american dollars for backwards compatibility and I hardly use my Xbox hueg at all

That a woman is in charge of a man.

Andromeda had better animation than andromeda before it came out.

Ew

Anthem looks like every cookie cutter shooter from the last five years. Am I looking at Destiny, Doom, Halo, Gears, Titanfall?

Oh God.
It's multiplayer horseshit.

Please wake me up. I don't like this dream anymore.

Feels like EA's version of Destiny

Normally I hate this reasoning for feeling cheap, but…yeah, that's the only feasible answer beyond 'bad writing'

I made the wrong choice tonight.

THE MOUNTAIN POPED UP!!!

This is the Bioware team comprised of men who made this right? And not tranny faggots and feminist whores?

Hang on, is this the actual in-game writing or is this another case where they script "players" talking to each other?

Who's Alexa Bliss?

What fucking timeline are we in?

Even when there's new IPs they still feel like a bunch of other existing franchises.

It's the version bioware with the lease diversity.
I think the entire MEA team got fired

Just fuck my shit up.

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The worst one

A hot midget with a nendoroid body.

ITS HIIIIIIIIIIIIGH NOOON

Yes.

Detective user, doing stellar work as ever.

holy shit muh dik

Looks Booooring.

Crysis 3 but in third person. This is what this piece of fucking dogshit is.

"Teamspeak" is the worst, no one ever talks like this.

0/10

ew

pleb tastes

I'm not falling for it man. They said Bioware, and the last few Bioware E3 trailers all sexed up looked fucking horrible.

Now this sexed up trailer looks okay.

You got shit-taste.

It;s been 2 hours. I want off this ride now.

No, but the "BioWare" Montreal team got downgraded to a support studio.

Ive been gone since they advertised the fox platformer. What did I miss?

Not short enough to be a shortstack

Have fun enjoying mediocrity and downgraded everything

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A lot. Read the old thread.

MICROSOFT CONFERENCE IS OVAAAH

what's the point?

That's it?
No outro?
No saying goodbye?
How fucking abrupt.

IT'S OVER THANK GOD

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Its still better than what EA put out.

UUUUNNNNNNNFFFFFF

its gonna be borderdestinylands and a waste of good exosuits

Well, I'm going to go kill myself now.
Sorry again for fucking up the OP, guys.

I'm expecting that m8. I'm not saying the actual game looks good, just the actual prerendered crap looks decent this time, considering the Mass Effect: Andromeda trailer at E3 looked bad from the start (and this is before the downgrade)

Time to wait for sweet, sweet Todd.

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Holyshit, it went better than expected

Halo 3 PC or MCC will be confirmed at the PC Gayman Shitshow.

343 said that they would be showing a surprise this year and Xbox is one of the companies going to the conference.

This was so fucking horrible. Where are the games. What we were just shown was not vidya. It wasn't. So where are they keeping our video games Holla Forums?

Or are adults now are just pahetic

Im assuming nothing too good

I think you need a new hobby m8

Bethesda hype
:^)

oh yes

get ready for Fallout-Elder Scrolls corssover

Fuck off, nigger.

The only thing that got my hopes up was anthem and they managed to fuck it up in less than 90 seconds.

Anthem = Destiny/The Division/Warframe

I joined late.
I started watching when that terry kangz dude in future game poped up. Too much niggers.
I hope those games die quick.

Wait I finally understand why it's called Xbox One X

I never said theres anything wrong with playing kids games. I'm just saying it's the whole "nothing is actually meant for kids" meme is retarded. Just ask Holla Forums

You dont even know the half of it.

Okay.

Aside from that I can't believe how much tumblr content made it up on the main stage.

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This legitimately upsets me.

I know, I'm desperate. Guess the flying got me by surprise, it just looked like it had potential for 5 seconds.

I don't know if you looked at the poo in the loo mechanic. Jesus wept.

8/co/ got shat up quickly, already there's a thread about "waifus" from some shitty Canadian cartoon of all things.

Why? don't tell me all of them…

Reminder that they also killed Metro

I'm kind of hoping Metro and Ori get released on a platform that isn't shit. Considering how abysmal the XBox and W10 marketshare is I know they'll get launched on Steam before long.

The olny thing that I liked was Dragon ball fighters

How stupid can you be, of course Metro is coming to PC as well.

Not a single thing they showed was XBox exclusive.

They said it was W10 exclusive though. That's the problem.

Only thing I liked was the piano music during the shit Ori teaser

Should I do it lads?

I thought it was going to be stalker until the animals appeared. Then the dog appeared.
I don't know about you metro fans, but I felt my heart stop and my brain filled with rage.

the idea is neato, but so was the idea behind destiny and it just falls flat on its face. its the same shit and lootin/shootin is inherently bad

You wouldn't want to miss all those great games, would you?

Embrace the cancer user.

power nap mother fucker and come meme with us

Report cards, boys

So why did he take off the mask when he left the building?
Wasn't it exactly the other way in the originals?

Same. They did this purely to appeal to the Stalker fans. However it was obvious that could never even compete. That trailer was a cringefest. Same sounds from the previous games, same assets from the previous games, weapons look like they belong to some kind of space game and I bet a trillion dollars that they also ruined the graphics for the sake of the open world shit.

At least Niggerwood isn't moderating. 4/co/ fell to normalfag shit way before the other boards on 4chan

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either i played more stalker than everyone else or no one has played metro

Wayside was great user

Played both, a lot. They made the thing open world for the sake of attracting the Stalker audience.

My bingo chart so far. Please tell me if I missed anything

it just looked like a normal level, do you think using binoculars mean open world?

It's open world user

I've never played metro. That's why stalker was the first thing that jumped to my mind.
Also;
Do you think they wouldn't take some kind of "artistic liberties" when it comes to making a sequel?
More like autistic liberties amirite.

I dont know, it looked like it could be a level from the previous games but over years of seeing trailers you get a feeling for what kind of game its going to be. This one definitely made me think they went open world

not with the bullet lighter cuz thats iconic to metro

Microsoft:
"At least they showed games."

That's the level we're on now. A company that makes games showing games during a gaming convention is a positive.

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It was so boring.

They love shooting themselves in the foot.

I just wanted to kill someone.

Best parts were shitposting anime during it eleswhere and RANDOM SHOUTING GUY AHHHHH

Were there any actual exclusives, or are they all on PC as well?

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Microsoft free space

What was the game Phil raped on stage?

Every game

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Like I said before I've never played metro so I wouldn't have known about that, and as for the wrist thing it could've just been an artifact/anomaly detector. I don't know what you want from me user.

How long until the next show? I'm feeling the urge to play a videogame

four and a half hours.

2 hours and 36 minutes.

Thanks, I found it in another thread; but seriously, thank you for delivering.

not the same guy you were talking too, just pointing out the bullet lighter was a dead giveaway to anyone who was familiar with metro

I had to leave right after mineycrafta. Anything good happen/anything of note get shown?

Am I just too jaded? I didn't hate that much of it, I just didn't find anything interesting.

You saved yourself at least 70 billion brain cells

No, it was all cancer user

Bioware showed off their generic fake-mmo iron man game.

Cuphead got a release date (and it on steam now)

Ori and the Will of the Wisps.

That's 70 billion brain cells I didn't previously have.

Neato.

They showed off a relative high amount of games, doesnt matter that they all looked like shit.

I've been noticing a trend where most games look the same. That coupled with my waning interest video games, I didn't really see anything that caught my eye. The only conferences who have games I care about are Sony and Nintendo.

Remember when sony got huge ovations by announcing that you could lend games and a 400$ price? We've been at rock bottom for a while.

About 80% of the show was games.
I don't know what else you can expect.

That's because you're a weeb. That's fine, Japan is superior, but the XBone isn't for weebs.

I think you've become so familiar with games that the remaining paths for you are to either share your knowledge with others, or use it to make your own vidya.

Original Xbox game backwards compatibility for the xbone, that's the only highlight

Dont forget the keyword "some"

If anyone's looking to do the dew and watch some awkward shilling, Doritos Pope has some kind of a talk show going on where he's talking to developers.

Man, Mr Feeny was such a fountain of wisdom.

It's [CURRENT_YEAR+2], he's the Doritos Caliph now.

A lot of games, but other than the new 2.5D DBZ fighting game and the new Metro nothing caught my interest. They all look the same.

Finally made my report card.

Reggie just showed up. Possible incoming bantz

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who is Suge Knight

A rapper. I'm pretty sure tweet is a joke, and that it's not actually him.

Hey, at least we finally got a release date for Cuphead.

Even better. It's no longer a Win10 PC exclusive
store.steampowered.com/app/268910/Cuphead/

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A record producer who is frequently accused of physical intimidation, assault, and murder to do business.

Sounds like the perfect nintendo employee

Archives or it didn't happen

DEVOLVER CONFERENCE NOW