Comfy E3 Thread 2: Microstiff

Go for chicken unless those're some primo hot-dogs. Why not both?

Did you remember to set Twin Peaks to record? It's on tonight.

Ginger ale, and I was playing some DMC3 last night and this morning.

Is it not in the OP of the other E3 thread?

I am full of homemade chocolate chip cookies. I baked them just right, so they stay soft for days.
I am ready for comfy cringe.

Let the disappointment begin

thx 4 doggos

As I said in the OP, I do think this is going to be least least vidya confrence this E3.

I picture a lot of windows 10 shilling, scorpio shillig, and some new hardware gimmicks, and not much else. They dont have any real games lined up at the moment, do they?

He doing a live stream?
The pope has seemed more kind and lively since he got his soul back.

Sorry to hear you are going to be dropping off, user. Stay comfy while you can at least!

Lots of butter or undercooked?

This one?
No it isn't

I used a normal amount of butter. I don't know if I'd call them "undercooked," but my technique is to bake them on slightly lower heat for slightly longer. 360 degrees for 11 minutes.

Oof, that just sounds lovely user.
I am full of coffee and bakery goods, got the stream in one monitor and my buddys group chat and this thread in the other, surrounded by blankets and it looks like it might rain. Good shit.

oh thats just lovely

At least he's not doing as badly as the guy in yesterday's NSF presentation

Huh, you're right. I should have saved them when I saw them all the first time. Someone posted this one in the other thread but I swear I remember seeing a different one than this.

There's a bingo for all of e3, but I don't have it. I post the xbox on from all specific presentations.

Comfy on the inside, uncomfy on the inside, its E3.

Here's the YouTube stream, in case you want to use YT instead of Twitch.
youtube.com/watch?v=dZ4GpE3c97U

Hello folks, are you all ready to be severely disappointed? I sure am.

I'm just hoping for a return to form for the Forza franchise. Series hasn't been good since 4.

There isn't much else I'm looking forward to or anticipating.

Chicken it is then.

Yesterday I would've said theres no way to be disappointed but after that EA conference I stand corrected.

You can't be disappointed if you don't have hope.

I was sort of expecting Microsoft to step back from the console race after the way they've been treating the Bone/Win10 recently, but apparently they're all set to officially announce their new console today. Go figure.

Aren't they probably going to show Cuphead?

Yep, let's count the "and windows 10"'s.

I forgot almost entirely about that game.

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Trips confrim every third sentence ends with windows 10 shilling

Well, it was supposed to come out forever ago, it feels like old news by now

10 minutes left folks. Ready up your bingos

Minecraft Story Mode Season 2 hype lol :^)

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That takes me back.

Don't make me cum user.

Also, is it a prerequisite to look like a nu-person to reside in California?

Thats all I want

Damn plebeian troglodytes with their low tier vernaculars on the Twitch stream.

I didn't pay much attention to that, was it liked by minecraft kiddies and telltale drones or did even they hate it?

ThHere's always Halo Online If Jojo or Dio ever fucking hosts another server

I'll be damned

How likely is that? I remember enjoying it back in the day

The only thing I have some remote interest in is BiowarEA's new game, Anthem. I'm sure it will be shit, but I want to see how shit.

I'm so happy to be able to share E3 week with you friends

I will make coffee now in your honour 0.0 7

Sounds amazing.

Godspeed, user.

Fag

We'll need a lot coffee in Europe if we want to watch the Bethesda conference. If I don't make it, engrave Todd's lies into your heart.

Drink tea instead lol

This thread is so calm and /comfy/. The pinned E3 thread is a shitfest already.
Let's go through this shit together anons! Let's share our disappointment!

Can you imagine watching this crap alone? I'm glad for all of you.

Todd is always in my heart.

Comfy coffee drinking while Ren goes full snackbar?

From which Europoor country are you from user? I'm posting from Greece

Who cares lol

Are you fags ready for more dissapointment?

I don't know if I want to, even over in the USA I'd prefer to be playing vidya at that hour

"It all leads to this" will be the tagline for 8k in two years, too

I'll care in a few years when it finally becomes financially viable.

Fuck I already am disappointed

I wanna fuck that Gears of War chick

I'm from Chile user

Always

To experience disappointment, one must have had hope.

This trailer is shit.

What if the whole conference is about Scorpio?

IT'S A PS2

Looks like they're making a new LOtR game

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FEEL TRUE POWER

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It's him, it's king Microsoft!

Why the fuck are there a ()

We get it, Phil, the Scorpio supports 4K. Nobody cares.

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If only.

Come on guys, put some effort into your names.

Bill Gates?

lol yeah like I would ever watch E3 without Holla Forums

My body is so ready

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xXxbox_onexXx

XBONE SEX!

Get ready for 30 minutes of technical slides.

XBONEX

That name looks like a palindrome. Can't wait for the XBOXOXOBX

XEROX ANNOUNCED

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TERAFLOPS

=THREE YEARS OF ENGINEERING=

My friend cream chowder

Get to the fucking Halo 3 remake already

I'm pretty sure somewhere out there a 12-year-old girl has that username

People cheering numbers they dont understand

This guy sounds like he's on Ambien.
Also, he's like the only Pajeet I've ever seen who doesn't have an accent.

POO IN LOO

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check these impressive numbers

Why would MS call it the Xbox One X? Thats as dumb a name as the Wii U and makes me think of

So i guess the software is full of bugs and someone shit in the actual console, but atleast it was cheap right?

Will we ever see a charismatic speaker at E3?

Imagine how crazy they'll cheer when they mention XBox One X's Blast Processing.

We get it, it's your answer to the PS4 Pro.

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9 P.M., when Toddler takes the state.

xXx_BoxWan_xXx

Does anyone actually have a 4k TV? I really can't see the point.

Sony's conference is led by a very charismatic hamster

This is so obviously staged, do one would cheer this.

Mr caffeine.

Why.

Oh fuck man, seven billion transistors!

Faster loading hurray -_-

Xbox One X 358/2 Days

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A shame the XBone has no games, this is nice hardware for a console.
Wish the PS4 Pro had this instead.

Recipe for disaster tbh

Come on, son.

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Did you get lost on the way back to Reddit?

So if i can play Xbox One games on it, why should i buy that and not the Xbone?

Oh boy, another one

So only 20 pounds?

Come the fuck on.

OK, you're right, I'll stop being a faggot now

EXCLUSIVE WORLD PREMIERE
I thought they only did that obnoxious announcement shit at the Doritos Pope Awards.

How many types of xbones are there?

'FEMALE RACERS

Just what the omniverse needed.

It looks no different than what Xbox One has given us.

It might be a new concept to a lot of people there, honestly

How big was the Xbox One S anyway? I thought it was pretty small. Can't believe Microsoft would make the same mistake Nintendo did with the Wii U, guarantee you a lot of people won't get that this is a brand new console.

Christ, I wish this pandering would fuck off.

Three: original, S, and X.

At least its a decent size and seems like a powerful upgrade, but unless its cheap I dont care.

I would have cheered if they had said it was their biggest console ever. That would have been a wonderful announcement.

STRUNG WYMYN DRYVER

ANOTHER CAR ON STAGE, CALLING IT NOW

holy fucking christ
does it not count if it's not lowered?

PORSCHIA

PORSHAH

As a big fan of racers I can confidently say that Forza is shit

POR-SHA

PORYSHA

I want someone to make a console the size of a stereo cabinet

They have literally brought a car on stage for the last three E3 conferences.

oh bb, that's a nice Porsche.

There's no female pro drivers, because their bodies actually can't handle the stress it puts on the body.

wooooo cars woooo

9/11

CARS N' SHIEEEEEET

I'm getting qualcomm vibes from this.

it is

W E W

we /o/ now?

NINE ELEVEN
NEVER FORGET
TO BUY OUR PRODUCTS!

You mean Porshah

Can it melt steel beams?

NO WAY

IRL cars are not vidya.
Does Microsoft treat real cars the way EA treats real sports?

>>>/o/

They are doing a spot in the middle of the anouncement of their new console

F

FEMALES

Copying the PS2 backwards compatibility with the PS1 games

What the fuck? It's a fucking Porsche ad now too??

ECSS BAWKS ONE ECKS

WOW A CAR
BOY DO I LOVE THAT VIDEO GAME

Everyone knows the Porsche is the fags choice of sports-car.

I never noticed because their conferences are always so forgettable.

ZUZ

sure looks like a woman driver

I don't want to see a car, MS. I want games.

it's already better than EA's tbh

THAT THING IS DISGUSTING

>More Womyn drivers

wew lads
I wanna fuck that gook though

THEY FOUND A GIRL D:

STRONK WOMYN

LADY RACERS! ONLY ON XBOX ONE X

No, they very much can. It's just that every time a female has been given the opportunity to race at the professional level, they fuck it up royally.

Formula One, for example, has had 2 or 3 attempts at female drivers over the years. They have all failed royally, and are now only reserved for practice sessions where they can destroy a car, or come last on the board, safely.

Nine ELEVEN!
WHY WOULD THEY CALL THE CAR THAT!?

There it is

One of the ugliest games in the past 6 years. How is this "4K next gen" ?

feel the grease

We're off to a good start tbh lads.

Crashes incoming

It was called that before IRL 9/11. I guess they just didn't want to rebrand.

Where is the car bomb feature?

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MOST ADVANCED RACING GAME HE SAID AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

She looks like she's about to fall asleep.

They say it like it's some sort of accomplishment.

For 4K 60FPS they'll have to make compromises

Not really, hence why they fuck it up. Their bodies biologically can't handle the amount of pressure and stress driving for that long at those speeds, hence why they aren't driving competitively. Like your example.

And Forza 7 looks exactly the same as Forza 5, i don't see anything different.

Get ready for a whole lot of pic related.

This is awful

Yeah this is boring

Moment of silence for Scalebound

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NUMBERS

Then why don't they show the base Xbone? Is that one just outcast from the family?

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There's no way

Honestly, what did you expect?

It looked terrible.

22 E X C L U S I V E S
BECAUSE FUCK OUR PC FANS

HOLY FUCK METRO

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METRO?????????

New metro?

Yep, it did, but I hate seeing something cancelled that people clearly wanted to work on. Better than making them work on something they didn't want to work on.

GOOD GAME?!

Metro?

I decided to look at Reddit. Even they are shitting on the name.

One did point this out though.

X
Box
One
X

Wait, is that Metro?

poetry

THIS BETTER NOT BE PRERENDERED

Oh cool, new Metro. I heard this was coming.
Hope it's better than last light, that was abit anti-climactic at the end.

I dunno I wasn't paying attention.

pretty sure they mean 22 console exclusivity. it means xbox is the only console to get them

It obviously is.

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Oh there's no way they'd do that.

28 Days Later theme

HOLY SHIT W H A T

It's better to cut their losses and work on something else than keep going on something that's not good just because you already started it.

kek/10

Where the mumble at?

Sorry guys, Microsoft won. I was so close to buying a PS4 but now…

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NEW STALKER?

This last part is so scripted it hurts.

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Metro looks cool but it seems stupidly prerendered.

Like I give a fuck, the machine looks excellent so far.

The whole thing was.

Get that console war shit outta here and go back to >>/cuckchan/

Asscreed.

Metro Abe's Exodus

So why don't the suddenly need a mask outside in metro anymore?

kings confirmed

WE WUZ

WE

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ABSOLUTELY B T F O

lel
I knew I had heard that song somewhere before.

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WE WUZ

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KANGZ

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Am i allowed to take kikes as slaves in this game???

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WE WUZ FUCKTOUPLES IN SIZE

Not liking a new METRO

bumping my own post because I suck cocks.

WE WUZ FURST

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WE
WAS
ASSASSINS AND SHIEET

Plz ubisoft, just plz.

FUCK THE FRENCH

WE WUZ ROMANS apparently.

Why the fuck is there a Coliseum?

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Huh, the Youtube stream is like 30 seconds behind the Twitch one, I was wondering why everyone was seeing things faster than I was
Oh boy

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 this year

KANGZ

WE WUZ ASSASSINS AND SHIET

Shit, it's really another AssCreed game

WE WUZ ASSESINS N SHIET

We wuz azzazzinz and shit

I didn't see any niggers in that trailer, although I think they were deliberately avoiding showing anyone too directly.

That's an origin myth that never happened.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MESOPOTAMIA?

This guy gets shorter every year.

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Manlet syndrome

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WE WUZ HISTORICALLY ILLITERATE

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LEL

The only good AssCreed is 2 and Rogue.

You can't deny this.

I thought that.
I'm guessing most people will look like darker mystery meats.

But the Pharaohs were white.

HE SAID XBONE HOLY SHIT

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DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT IT YOU FUCKING PRICK!!!!
It hurts. Everyday.
It hurts bad.

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fug i missed it

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There were blacks fucking everywhere, are you blind?

Looks great

Filthy, slimy surrender monkeys.

This is why the Japanese industry is superior.

NIGGER

Weird decision to turn MGSV Chapter 3 into an AssCreed game

Jesus Christ

Yay the exact same game again but this time is Egypt.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 could happen. but it would be a far cry clone

The triple x

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this voice actor is so bad

This x 100

Holy shit, he does say "Xbone."

Pretty but repetitious and boring, hitting all the Asscreed bullet points

I cant handle this, first they make all egyptians black and then say it was the birthplace of all civilization

So you have to hear niggertalk the entire time you play, who thought this was a good idea?

And into the trash it goes

Jesus it really is WE WUZ KANGS the game

Where are the camels?

Far Cry again. Why does Ubisoft make all their games the same?

Dubs confirm

Actually this seems like a full on nigger.
Jesus wept.

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On a side note, the game doesn't even look that impressive. The graphics look like something from a PS4.

holy shit does this game actually stop you from causing big ass conflicts
what the fuck

This is like hitman played on easy.

Do characters in Assassin's Creed usually talk this fucking frequently?

Sorry pal

This doesn't even look fun.

WHY DOES HE HAVE A FUCKING DRONE WHAT THE FUCK

Whats the fucking point then

FTFY

Siwa is in Libya.

Libya.

That's because it's Assassin's Creed.

This combat looks even worse than the first games. God damn French.

NOSOTROS

Oh god, I hate this MMO-style level up effects.
Always a loud sound and bright light, just so you feel super special for doing a trivial task.

they took the constant talking straight out of syndicate
didnt do it in unity or rogue or any previous ones but it ramped the fuck up in syndicate for some reason

They took a year off and still made the same fucking game they make every other year *sideyes*

LOS

Horrible voice acting, horrible combat, same horrible Far cry mechanics.

Here comes the diversity

FUIMOS

FUIMOS

jesus this game looks boring. they're literally playing it as if it's harder than it is. If you could do all that you do you'dve killed those 3 in 5 seconds i bet

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Man has this series combat always been this dull?

STREAMING IS A FEATURE

Fuck this world.

Was never going to be a good game tbh.

Assasins Creed Niggergypt

It's always been atrocious, yes.

WHAT THE FUCK

I bet the game doesn't even have camel mounts.

thanks cuckisoft now we can (((really))) know who wuz kangz afterall

Boring. Looks like Sony will wins again.

???

PUBG. H1Z1 IS FINISHED.

Really though, PUBG is fucking boring.

Where the fuck do you people keep coming from?

There is no combat in AssCreed. You just hold the block button and spam counter.

Mixer

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

It was a cool move in Dragon's Dogma

And people say the next crash isn't coming

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I have never heard of this Battlegrounds game

Yeah. Assassin's Creed games are impossibly dull. A completely shallow experience that the devs attempt to hide behind its ridiculously flashy and patronising hud and player-guide effects.

Hey, Battlegrounds coming to XboxX just as everyone's getting sick of it on PC

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fuck exclusives

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>Console launch exclusive means something good for microsoft

o.O why are you so salty newfriend just sit back and enjoy the stream u.w.u

MAKE THIS STOP

This gameplay trailer is nothing like the actual game.

Nigger you launched FOUR YEARS AGO.

I still have no fucking idea what the game even is. It looks like Battlefield raped ARMA or something.

Coming exclusively on ps2.

what did you expect from micropenis?

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It's triggering me.

I will ravage your boipussy

What is this? What's the goal of the game? Shoot others?

BWAAAAAAAAH

yes, like most games unfortunately

It's already on Steam.
It's basically DayZ with more shooting

what is happening??

Ever played a battleground game? It's exactly the same. Drop in, loot, shoot. That's the game.

I think they mean that it comes out first on the xbone and afrer a while on the ps4.

this looks like 128 bit 3d No Man's Sky

This looks like No man's sky

This music sounds exactly like Mass Effect 1.

Fucking why?

Are they dwarves?

So we're now to the steam ports part, or what?
No new games?

What the fuck is with everyone saying 'Mixer'? Is this some kind of forced marketing meme? What does it even mean?

It's not even a separate game. It's based on the Battle Royale game mode on Arma 3 servers

That's a "timed exclusive," though.

L O L

Lego Rock Raiders?

more exclusives. what did i expect from micropenis? oh a survival game

Well, I can't speak for everyone else, but personally I just crawled out of your mom's stank crevice

Also either deep throat a gun barrel or get bone cancer you elitist piece of shit, and have a nice day

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WE COULDN'T MAKE PROPER ASSETS AND TEXTURES SO WE WILL JUST SAY THAT IT'S OUR ARTSTYLE AND THEY WILL BELIEVE IT XDDDDDDD

what just happened?

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Hopefully

Looks pretty comfy to me.

but i thought microsoft owns minecraft

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I think it's a streaming thing microsoft is shilling

Stop. Just stop.

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It's also an early access game on steam

is this Dead Island Not an Island edition?

fuck this man

Based on race of course.

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Just in technical aspects this game looks bad, really really bad.

micropenis fucking us metaphorically

So windows 10 exclusive fix when?

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DON'T YOU GUYS LIKE ZOMBIE GAMES? XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

It's Not the Last of Us.

This is the most boring shit ever.

STRONG WYMYN

Haha, this is running like shit even in the presentation video

this looks like it's from 2007

MS will capitulate and bring Metro to Steam like they did with that Quantum turd.

stop STOP ==STOP==

The Sims: Zombie Apocalypse Edition.

state of decay 2

I'm pretty sure it actually is.

that boomer rip off looks so out of place

micropenis = trash

DAYZ 2

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STRONG WOMYN

I am mad. I am legitimately fucking mad right now.

It's more of a "will against imprisonment" sort of thing. I want to play "windows 10 exclusives" on windows 7 or linux and stroke my cock while doing so.

This is literally indie shit.

This is just l4d isnt it?

SOMEONE HAS TO PAY

Why, who gives a fuck?

Enjoy your anger it's what i do im loving this

DAY2

They should be embarrassed to have shown that.

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WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES.

W E W

stop being mad over micropenis

WHERE IS THE FUN

can we get the

EXCLUSIVE

meme going

wait is that magic
i am actually interested

Oh look the new Disney movie

the fuck is that
is this
a PUBG ripoff?

LAUNCH EXCLUSIVE

T R A S H

AND HERE COMES THE CRINGE

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IT BETTER NOT BE MORE ZOMBIES

And it keeps getting worse

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So as expected all their exclusives are generic looking indieshit right?

I just want a game to take the piss out of every pretentious game out there in the style of Conker's Bad Fur-day.

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WHY IS REAPER FROM OVERWATCH THE DEATH ICON

kill me pls

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DON'T SAY IT

MUH ESPORTS GAMES

Oh Great!
ANOTHER Battle Royale clone.
Can't wait to ignore this one too.

At least it's pretty cringy

Can I just recommend maximilliandood's twitch stream

they're pretty on point with the critiques and the pandering doesn't get a pass, it's good man

why was that neckbeard yelling at us

Oh please god no please not this shit again please.

Anons, I'm tired.

I hate video games now

STAPH

Seriously, what is this?

prepare for minecraft
oh wait just autism

nothing looks good
absolutely nothing

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Even worse than a battle royale game. A battle royale CRAPCUNTS.

i would die for conkers bad fur day humor in a zombie game that has good gameplay

o wait

MEMECRAFT

MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT

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why

MINECRAFT HYPE

This is shittiest E3 I've ever seen

ARE YOU EXCITED FOR XBOX MINECRAFT Holla Forums TELL ME YOU ARE

rip in peace video games. we had a good run

what did that autist shout?

Fucking Minecraft

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whose the lesbian

who is that transexual shilling for micropenis?

That's a pretty Jewish looking woman.

You said that last year!

Traps aren't gay

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Finally a good game ;)

There's like 20 of these battle royale games in the works for next year

THIS SUMMER MILLIONS OF ANONS KILLED THEMSELVES

I WANNA FUCK THIS JEWESS

Dyke kike bitch

lol, good on MS

Can I say, by the way, that I'm shocked they stopped talking about Scorpio? I thought they were going to go on about it for at least 30 minutes.

I've no clue, the cringe was so high i had to turn away from the screen.

Could she look like more of a kike?

Who gives a fuck?

HAHAHAHAHA

I mean, there's no way that Sony and Nintendo can be worse than this, right?

(((OY VEY)))

Same

I wonder what this one identifies as.

Nufemales

Someone kill this ugly kike dyke bitch holy shit

what ever happened to thatm inecraft hologram program by the way
they showed ito ff like 1-2 years ago and i havent heard about it since

This bitch looks like james ellsworth.

so basically
minecraft but looks like it has good-looking mods

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Merchant.

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all of these games are full-on XboneX jerk-off material

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I want to see the teleprompter from this

Also who the hell cares about adding shaders to Minecraft

We get it, you're "quirky"(TM)

Are you lads enjoying E3 yet?

Haven't the autist and kids that play minecraft moved on yet?

They know the Minecraft audience. (Man)children.

BUT YOU SHOULD STOP THERE!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED LONG AGO!!!

S U P E R D U P E R

GO AWAY KIKE DYKE BITCH

super duper graphics

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I WANNA JIZZ ON THAT FACE
did anyone catch her name?

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This entire conference is suicide tier. I

superduper.jpg

Why.

WHY

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japan?

PRE ORDER NOW GOY

Moe Yang

WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?

superduper highschool level transexual kike

In a parallel universe, Zachtronics is a billion dollar company.

We have a mumble?

i can preorder today guyz

Incoming indieshit montage.

PRE ORDER NOW GOYIM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sony will announce games which won't actually come out until PS5. Nintendo will announce Wii U ports.

HOLY SHIT

NEW CHRONO TRIGGER GAME

4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K 4K

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oh the DBZ multiplat fighter. Wew

DRAGON BALL Z HYPE CHARGED WITH POWER METAL

DONT TOUCH DRAGONBALL WITH YOUR FILTHY KIKE HANDS

Jewy Jew Jewess Mercantile Rabbinowitz.

I'd prefer to stay in this universe honestly

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No seriously whats her name
please

Is it 1999 again?

Red Dead 3

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E X C L U S I V E

X

C

L

U

S

I

V

E

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

Lydia Winters

me 2

BDO.

Nigga it got leaked a few days ago. It's fucking multiplat

im expecting it to look pretty but play like garbage

Rubi riot.

Scroll up fam

I know i just didn't want to see it at microkike

NIGGER DESSERT

I MADE A BLACK DESERT ONLINE THREAD TODAY AND THIS SHIT SHOWS UP

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Arc System Works is developing it. It's already better than 90% of the bamco games

What is this, lads? BDO or something?

Fuck you nigger I'm the Rubyfag, you'll never get rid of me

thanks lad

A live stream from paris

EXCLUSIVE

IF WE KEEP SAYING IT ITS TRUE

Jewlia Goldbergstein.

MICROSHIT ON SUICIDE WATCH

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I fucking knew it. I could smell your shit taste.

Kek

Boy oh boy another pixelshit
EXCLUSIVE

So what type of images do you fill your FORE KAY monitors with, Holla Forums?

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Tumblr: The Game

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Looks a bit like the old Blade Runner-game.

>IN 4k

HIPSTER SHIT

AH GROSS

PIXELS ARE NEW HIP THING AGAIN

Presented by tumblr

So how many ports did we have already?
4?5?

And I think it's funny they say console launch exclusive everytime, because most of them are on steam for months already

HIPSTERS
IN
SPACE

Trash again pure trash

Oh boy hipster simulator

WHAT IS THIS SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA

"ARTFUL"

lads.. shouldn't they be showing us good games?

I hate this game already

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MORE TUMBLR SHIT

nice bait

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This is fucking gay.

Code Vein? They're giving Souls the God Eater treatment

Don't you like the gratuitous edgefest?

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COMING SOON ON PS2

Wew. The clapping from the crowd is super duper loud and excited after every
EXCLUSIVE

Ok Xbax. where is the REAL exclusives?

Glorious Nippon saves vidya again

Looks good.
Dropped.

What the fuck? Was she just eating a banana with the skin still on?

cheked since dubs are more interesting than e3

Tick that one off

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But dude muh waifus lmao
they all must be samefaced

Hard pass. I don't remember them pitching Sea of Thieves as multiplayer last year

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Chicken finally got done. Wasn't that great but better than this conference.

I want to fuck that cartoony pirate girl

Isn't this game EA on Steam?

Share it

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At least there aren't any lets players or "live" gameplay with cringe dialogue right?

I'd love an actual MP pirate game that wasn't infested with forced twee and quirk

This is the Rare rape, isn't it?

Pics

THIS IS THE FUTURE OF GAMING. WE BROUGHT THIS UPON OURSELVES

I'd play that.

This fucker can hold his breath for a long time

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Enjoy friend.

That isn't really hard, user. This is worse than the EA one

Don't blame me. I only play weeb shit.

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What? Why did it took so long? Did you cook under a candlelight?

WE ARE WITNESSING THE LAST DAYS OF VIDYA

do i have to factor or what
solve for x?

I really hope Ren shows up soon

Ren pussied out, didn't he?

It was frozen.

NVIDIA WATERWORKS
N E X T G E N W A T E R

Ok, He just ate a banana with the skin on

Nothing will happen.

this is fucking painful

user please….

X-Box One X = xBOx1x

LITERALLY SAYING OUT LOUD THAT THE GAME IS STREAM BAIT

Ren was just a shitposter.

G E T A N G R Y , R E N !

Should I know this person talking? The voice seems a little familiar

STOP TRYING TO BE META, IT IS NOT CUTE OR ENDEARING

Eh, if the pirate game would be single player
I'd be kinda interested.
But at least it's a new ip, and something different from sports, shooter and such shit

I'm so tired. I want this to end already.

Take an advice from someone who works with food, just put it in a bowl of hot-water, takes around 10 minutes for it to unfrozen.

faggots

All these fuckers trying this hard to be old Rare

At least we got a nice meme.

listen my math final is on tuesday and im probably going to fail so dont expect me to know my actual fuckin' math it just sounds like it needs to be solved

MOVE

ON

ALREADY

YOU

QUIPPING

PIRATE

FAGS

They're desperate to make this boring shitpile look exciting.

So it's Payday: Pirate Edition, right?

alright

find a solution which includes a better name for the Xbone1X

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warm buttermilk works better but I was in a hurry to get the fire started.

Who else here is watching jim81jim?

exclusive and 4k

You fools. Ren is waiting for peak cancer.

Don't go to the Ubisoft conference.

Yeah, these have been the comfiest threads in a while.

Gaming is dead

Fuck you, don't steal my ideaguy titles.

Eh I watched his E3 streams a year or two ago and it was pretty underwhelming. He has normalfag taste anyway

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You guys say this every E3.

Sauce?

It's been dead for a decade, user. Let go.

better name than NEW Nintendo 3DS, to be fair

What is he like? I am watching TB and he is just snarky. (like Holla Forums)

And we are right every time

That was by far the longest video good fuck.

DYKES IN SPACE

DON'T
YOU
FUCKING
DARE
CONKER

no mans pirates
call it now

It's been dead since 2007, you're now just realizing this?

I give it 12 hours before the furry r34 is made.

Oh, I assumed Tacoma was cancelled.

He's a semi-normalfag weeb asshole who hates devs. Decent banter even if a bit bland

Indie shit for everyone haha

It's time to let vidya go
Remove your obsession
There is no hope left in vidya

X
BOX
ONE
X

Holy shit, user, didn't notice that.

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More tumblr "games"

TIME FOR VEE ARR

Nice Super Mario Galaxy ripoff music.

THEY ARE PLAYING WITH OUR FEELINGS Holla Forums
THIS ISN'T CONKER.

Eh, it's a kids-game.

Hey now Yooka-Laylee isnt exclusive.

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Ok, can't hate a cute kids game.

BRRRRAAAAPPPPPP

GOOD.

This is why videogames are dying, no amount of kikery can compare to Furfaggots

consoles are for fucking idiots

Oh heck

that villain looks like the black jesus from book of life

I WANT TO ____ THAT FOX..

I am fine with this game.

Was slycooper furbait?

PORN WHEN