OH SNAP
THIS AGAIN!
JUST WHEN WILL IT END!?
Today. As this is the last finished Retold story Super Autist Crash has made.
Last weekend we had a magical little journey to the "Legend of Crash" Universe where the autist author ripped of "Advent Children". Apparently "Legend of Crash" is a fanfic he wrote/is writing(?) on fanfic.net(?).
ANYWAY
Today it is my curse to present you:
Legend of Crash X Crash Bandicoot Retold
Ressurection Evil Crash
atleast I like to call it thatway
FINALLY
Just what kind of autism awaits us in this story?
What the hell did he rip off this time?
Will we have a conclusion to this fucking mess?
Find it all out today and tomorrow as we explore this last finished chapter of
Crash Bandicoot Retold™
I do hope we will have a few more active anons, but I believe the autism is taking its toll on everyone.
Indeed FOR NOWhe is working on MOREalso some anons are demanding the spin offs and Tails Got Trolled
Anyway, I can't wait to play who's-who's with different universe counterparts, although I didn't have much trouble with Injustice, but I didn't know much of the characters to begin with.
I kinda like Legend Evil Crash. When I first read this shit, he made the impression this time the evil character might be somewhat competent and cunning. Also he looks cute.
can someone explain why autists just love cartoony shit like sonic & crash and whatnot. it's fucking hilarious.
Sonic is blue and spins, so that's why autistics love him. All the rest just follows afterwards. I guess Crash Bandicoot spins as well, but he isn't blue and doesn't spin as fast so he doesn't as big of an autistic following.
Bruh, please, we all know regular Evil Crash is way more handsome. He's got that dark and mysterious aura going on for him with his darker hair color, eyeliner/shadows, and hidden mystic eye
3RD PAGE IN
Advent Children had one - ONE - a single page of MS Paint tiddies. Also like half of the OCs he is using arent even his
>tfw an autistic marsupial "comic artist" has more friends than you ever will
wonderfull!
Slowly but surely the sirens of autism are luring inocent anons to their timely demise. I'll remain at 1 page per 10 minutes a little while longer.
Is that literally it? My sides. Fuck.
There were already too many characters in this fucked book. Now EVERYONE has a clone?
I read this like 3 times and still have no idea what he is ripping off.
SURELY NONE OF THIS "PLOT" WAS BORN FROM HIS OWN "CREATIVITY"
GODDAMMIT THERE ARE SIX STEPHS AT THIS POINT
JUST STOP
there are no brakes
Does he just keep furry girls in jars?
I miss when Evil Crash was Jecht instead of Sephiroth.
You know what I am afraid of? That one day the author actually get sick of this shit. Imaginge that: no new autistic adventures of evil crash and heihachi.
Oh yeah, could someone please do a "commercial" section? Gotta go for like ~20 minutes. When i return, I'll pick up speed to like 5mins per page
How can you tell?
Legend of Crash™ X Crash Bandicoot Retold™ will continue after this short commercial break
Go get some snacks, maybe a carbonated soda.
Has he finished the story yet?
Steph is my favourite character in this mess. The Team Rocket perpetual loser archetype is the only kind of character he's managed to write that isn't "edgelord". Seeing the "real" Steph cheering him on just makes if funnier that she's running around naked all the time.
Have we seen these things in the last panel before or am I right in saying "what the fuck"?
I would not be surprised if he started ripping off from his own comic book.
INTERMISSION
Enjoy the following program with best wishes from
KAZ Burgers
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What the fuck?
A few pages of recap. Then we go over to the first chapter of this mess.
Its quite astounding that there are actual human beeings who are on a higher social status thans usme behind shit like this
Do take notice that despite the fact that there are 4 Crash Bandicoots running around, Super Autist is only "shading" Retold Crash.
Random thought: Since he is putting Spyro in his stories and we pretty much have a Megamix in everystory Derukui showed up, it is fair to assume that he atleast knows of the existence of the spinoffs for the GBA. I wonder if he'll ever do stories based off of those + the Mutant series.
WHY THE FUCK DO I CARE ABOUT THIS SHIT!?!?!
MORE LOW QUALTIY SCREENSHOTS
AND SOME AKU AKU FUCK YEAH
Anyway, this concludes the prologue. And you know what that means!
Its time for some
END OF THE CHAPTER
BONUS AUTISM
We begin with Chapter 1
Even though one year has passed since Advent Children, where Legend Crash supossedly got over his HARD LIFE and all the dilly dally shilly shallying, he still remains a fucking emo
Some random trivia and comments from the OC providers
Oh, I'm starting to remember this saga. The retold Crash is just basically Goku and the other Crash is FF:AC Cloud. And then some silly and actually somewhat original stuff happens when they switch universes.
I believe the most shocking thing I will ever see from this mess is that he apparently took criticism
Wait I'm confused. Is Juba dead in the LoC universe? Because in Retold she leaves to god knows where.
Should I even care?
Is that a fucking furry shark? Goddamnit why are one of those in this.
Did Picasso draw the face in the second panel?
and here we fucking are again with another OC overload.
now that you mention it. I believe someone has to dig through his Fanfiction to get that answer.
That recap confused me more than I was before.
taking over this shit after the old Talemaster died in the middle of injustice was a mistake
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now pay attention because it is getting trippy
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After how many years of drawing, how has he not improved at all?
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first panel
is that how musculoskeletal anatomy works?
I present you - So the answer is no
Pick one.
wew.
I'm guessing he's going to crash this multiverse WITH NO SURVIVORS
my head genuinly hurts
But with this we reached the end of chapter 1.
You know the rhyme kids:
its time for the
END OF THE CHAPTER
BONUS AUTISM
This is even more fun if You've seen the Digimon comic he did
The villain's mon is called Banemon. And the heroes get in a plane. Dunno what happens next because I only saw the first chapter
ouch
You cheeky little Hothead
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Wait a minute, where's the man of action with the biggest kill streak behind Crash?
Cody. I know all the names someone put an end to my life.
truly Legend Crash is only here to suffer
I'm fucking done
So has there been an explanation for this guy yet or is he still an enigma.
also somebody please make an REEEEE edit if it doesnt exist already
but he was there at the "graveservice" in the beginning and just not in the following pictures
Please stop showing that.
aww yeah Megamix
Is LoC Crash a numale.
If I am deciphering DA right, this page came out 2014. Was Emo Strife still relevant at that time?
be gratefull that I am keeping the EotC-BA relevant to Crash B
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At the end of LOC:AC Legend Crash is dating Julia - and here we have him lowkey admitting that Julia is just a crutch for him and that he doesnt see her nearly as desireable as Tawna or Jubsomething
Super Autist Author actually having here somewhat of depth - of a puddle but still
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Is he ever going to bang Coco in these I thought furries were degenerate
I would make a joke about him becoming self aware, but we all know that is far beyond his mental faculties.
Wait wait, is this guy art somewhat improving? Don't get me wrong, everyone still looks like a deformed potato, but at least it looks like a spit shine potato, unlike the first story
No.
Nigger Cortex again
and owner of Derukui is actually fighting with the author over who is the best ship
Obviously Megamix X Derukui, even though I preferred evil human Derukui
Also Super Autist forgetting his very own story and lore
Steph is just standing naked next to cortex in her memories, mirroring our own experience.
mhmhmh, no details for this buttocks
ha? that wasnt supposed to happen. Well whatever
Well we got two pics of that beautiful aeroplane thing so i can say it's a net gain
How do you guys manage to read this, I try but everytime I just feel absolute cringe.
And I really enjoy cringe
more low quality screenshot
after a while you just become desensitised and numb
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If I may direct your attention to pannel 5, you can notice that beautyfully designed speaker on a low quality screenshot background. Truly this artist is beyond the common rabble who sully the fine arts with their visionless contributions.
And with that little excourse into the fine arts Chapter 2 ends.
And its time for the super fun
END OF THE CHAPTER
BONUS AUTISM
Chapter 3
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Ah, Death Animations. I dare say they helped greatly making the Crash series successfull
Human Derukui
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Oh my god they're using xhe unironically.
DUN DUN DUN DUN
DUN DUN
DUN DUN
DUN - DUN - DUN - DUUUUUUUUUNNNNN
10000 hours in paint
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I missed the mask
I knew it. He ran out of Dragonball Z powerups, so he started using Dragonball Super powerups.
Didn't this come before Super, tho?
and with some furry tiddies we end Chapter 3
Need a sick beat for the
END OF THE CHAPTER
BONUS AUTISM
there are some anons. Here I felt I left was all alone in this mess
Battle of Gods movie
CHAPTER 4 of 10
Welcome to every Crash Retold thread.
Oh right, BotG.
Sometimes the autism is too much to comment on.
Godspeed, you crazy bastard.
Lost Kingdom WTF when did that fucking happen? Didnt she belive she was Cortex's spawn or some BS?
Fuck, the memories are coming back
Cortex said she was from a lost leopard kingdom or some shit like that in the First Crash Retold.
Pretty sure SSC just confused Retold Julia with Legend Julia. I think Legend Julia has a "proper" backstory just like what's mentioned in that panel.
Didn't that happened in the fanfic?
Legend Crash may have had an hard life, not be appreciated by the people he loves or be a fucking manlet that doesnt like to be fit
but he will have no part in Retoldverse degeneracy
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Beautifull night we're having here. Clear Sky, you can see the fullmoon. Looks fucking great.
This is Legend Crash. There was only a single page of tiddies in LOC: Advent Children
Oh yeah, my bad.
THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT PART WITH KATE
another evil OC merely mindcontrolled, released and joined the fucking "good goys". Only Steph is left as "Evil OC" and even she isnt really evil.
evil crash did exist in Twin Sanity
In retold 2 she was flirting win N-Trance, stating how Tiny was her master but the eggthing her love interest.
haah~~ here I am getting worked up over Crash Bandicoot Retold…
Have you missed the red lightning background?
Yes? Well here is fucking more!
OH BOY CAN YOU FEEL THE TENSION?
He really didn't waste any time getting to the point of this saga.
This girl looks glazed as fuck.
Wait, who the fuck is she? Everyone else at least gets a "hey X!". Has this bitch even got a name?
I'm waiting for the day he decides to be edgy and pull a shock downer ending where all the heroes die. Eventually that will have to be the story he rips off.
Are we ready for some
ULTRA VIOLENCE?
She's obviously an spy for the Evil Bandicoots.
AW YEAH NOW GET READY TO FUCKING RUMBLE
Chapter 4, part 10. Mhmhmhmhm, what could that mean? Oh look at the time
BEHOLD: THE THEME FOR THE INCOMING BATTLE
Considering these are furries, I'm siding with Emo Crash.
Mhmhmh, the FINAL SHOWDOWN doot doot doot, doot doot doot doot doot is on!
Our "heroes" facing their perhaps greatest challenge, an army of evil alter egos led by perhaps the greatest antagonists the furrys faced.
Will they succeed in defending their world? Will evil triumph? Will the upcoming fight be as edgy as it will be cringy?
WOULD IT BE A BITCH MOVE TO SIMPLY LEAVE NOW AND CONTINUE WITH THE STORY IN ROUGHLY 20 HOURS!?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF
THIS
welp its nearly 4 am here. I'll finish this shit in … 18-20 hours?
I guess it'll be something to look forward to after the EA conference.
Are his fingers snapping or his bones?
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Anyways, I've been working on drawing a fight between Legends Crash and Retold Crash. Still looks really shitty and I haven't even gotten to RC yet, but I suppose it's alright for a non-artist who hasn't drawn a body before or colored. Had to erase the feet though. They were too embarrassing.
Do have any drawfags in here? I want a pic of megamix and teagan sitting down with an user running to them with a #1 fan shirt on.
They should be on a park bench with Megamix in his spy outfit and Teagan with ice cream.
I don't know why the transformed version of Megamix looks to me like a polo shirt with a popped collar or something
Gentlemen. Only gentlemen, lets not make any delusions.
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS TO CONTINUE!?
YES
I CANT HEAR YOU
OH YES, I NEED THE AUTISM, MAN
THEN LET US BEGIN
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Enjoy good food.
LAST TIME ON CRASH BANDICOOT RETOLD
THE SHIT I AM GOING THROUGH TO ENTERTAIN A FEW AUTIST ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTSkill me
Finally i'm gonna clean the cringe from EA's presentation with classic autism.
ITS THE FINAL SHOWDOWN
y'all niggers better appreciate my little attempts at extra entertainment
Did you really take the time to make a recap of all the shit that you posted yesterday?
I gotta commed your dedication Talemaster.
you can rest after this is over, it's the last one after all IS IT?
I sure hope you like the red lightning
because it will keep us company
Very professional. You should do this more often.
The children were born in Retold 2.
That crossover to the Smash world happend 3 years after Retold 2.
Injustice happend 2 years after that crossover.
This shit happens 7 years after Injustice. So the kids would be around 12?
Megamix's daughter is actually pretty cute.
So this whole thing is his work? I mean the author did not steal this? Someone claimed that a bit of the shit that happens here would be "original"
filename related
Retold Evil Crash > Legend Evil Crash confirmed
Injustice Evil Crash? More like Injustice Evil TRASH
little rollcall for those who have forgotten who half of these people are
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Isn't Megamix already a clone? How many layers of duplicates are there?
mh, there seem to be some techn. issues right now
End this concludes first chapter of the final showdown wich is chapter 5 of chapter 6 of the super autism
and since there can never be enough, its time for some
END OF THE CHAPTER
BONUS AUTISM
in the retoldverse atleast.
trivia:
Megamix is a bonus boss from the GBA game Crash Bandicoot The Huge Adventure. His lore is Cortex, N. Gin, Tiny and Dingodile where accidentaly fused.
alright, can post again
Who is that girl? Is that the author? It better not be the author.
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I hope you have as much fun reading this as I have posting this
nah, its a random from my search for Crash related bonus autisms
That's even worse! Some girl (or someone who draws their self as a girl) has fucking Cortex as a hazubando. What the FUCK
what
the spyro crossover with the faun girls is cute
the second animation is cartoony in-character shit
the fourth picture is autismal but points for using the actual polygons from the first CB
no explanation for autism on 3 that's sure autism alright
i wonder how Talemasters one and temporary are
why yes, I have been posting her comments and arts occasionally
glad you're entertained
Am I drunk or do I see double? hehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehehehhehehehehehheh
heh
creator of Derukui gentlemen
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As hilariously random it is, that head shot feels far too dark for this. Specially how casual everyone acts about it. Truly the heroes we deserve.
am I glad to have his DA open while posting this, all these delicious extras
have my window open and I can loudly hear how someone is getting laid
Wow he makes her scream.
And here I am, 28 and never even hugged a girl little angelic sisters dont count
How do you know they are not being murdered, it sometimes sounds the same. You should call the police just to make sure.
Why would you make a reverse function for a device meant to drain your opponents energy?
kinda feel for Legend Evil Crash here.
Oh and a concept I didnt know yet, "Quintessence"
(checked)
sadly the police here is to busy hunting those evil hate speech posters
and this concludes Chapter 6, Return of the Crash
*insert catchy tune*
its time for the
END OF THE CHAPTER
BONUS AUTISM
as a fail safe or method to get rid of your pawns once they outlive their purpose/usefullness?
wew
chapter 7 begins with even more bullshit happening, so much that even super autist cant explain it.
also sad confirmation for something I was afraid of would happen. He may be working on a spin off, but I guess this is it for Retold.
also
oh spyro, u so silly
I will always believe in you Legend Evil Crash!!!
Also I mentioned it already a few time but look: We have 4 Crashes going around and super autist is only "shading" one of them
That's how you know he's the important one.
Megamix is a cool guy
a-atleast we still have our red lightning bg
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Poor Evil Legend Crash…
I hope he has a trick up his sleeve
Our heroes, everybody.
HE FUCKING DOES
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well that's a pretty rare fetish
CHRIST
With this… this… we end chapter 7.
While this page alone is something truly special, I wont stop my tradition of
END OF THE CHAPTER
BONUS AUTISM
I believe these yellow little specks are the good goys
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Thread theme.
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But they're the same person, user.
:^)
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and Legend Crash is bringing the heat
where did Legend Crash's wings go?
Man that reveal actually pissed me off as both a christian and an SMT fan.
I don't know about Evil Crash, but if someone talked something like Super Bandicoot Lv.4 up to me and it looked like that, I would die of laughter.
this bullshit is happening
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The right way to experience these threads is to have whole crash bandicoot soundtracks playing while reading
Derukui owner also fed up
I dont mind power of friendship/teamwork, when its actual teamwork instead of random powerup or bullshittery
this user knows his shit
With the appearance of SUPER SA—BANDICOOT GOD ends chapter 8
You know what that means!
its time for some
END OF THE CHAPTER
BONUS AUTISM
This actually made me a bit sad. I suppose all good things must come to an end eventually.
I can't believe CrashAngemon became an actual thing
:^)
Also nice satan-quads
3 AM and I am suffering. Really make you question your lifechoices.
Oh well, we are at chapter 9.
ONLY 2 MORE TO GO
Nice to know that having a bleeding hole in your head doesn't keep you from munching down on on a snack.
oh shit so that's what jesus meant when he said satan could appear as an angel of light
(thanks satan)
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fucker even made bullshit like this
Legend Crash once again proves to be based
Why aren't the crashes fusing
Fuck off. She left in like the second comic.
Can we get clarification if she's dead or not?
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2 questions: Where can I read the rest, and how many hours will I spend reading these
BRAVO, SUPER SAIYAN CRASH
This would probably be cool on something with characters I actually cared for and if it was all of them going to fight the big bad guy in a team effort rather than a powered up MC.
I thought this is the last one he made
Super Bandicoot Satan randomly renamed to Hades. Same shit happened in Injustice with Deathslade and Deathstrike.
I FUCKING FEEL YA LEGEND EVIL CRASH
Last one finished user. To my knowledge there is still a few still ongoing.
Is that a Necron Flayed One
It is, I'm just bullshitting you. But it could be a very real possibility
He's still going?
Hes done with crash for now
Does that mean Legend Evil Crash did nothing wrong.
Bet you anything that in another issue, both Crashes will fuse with each other to copy SSJB Vegito.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU HURT THAT SPECIAL LITTLE MARSUPIAL
in half a year when its time for the next dump
its the last of Retold
He has several Spinoffs and his current project is called "7 Antros". Also he mentioned at the end of this story that he is dropping Retold…
Well then only 1 thing to do then
Pick up where he left off
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Who is going to sacrifice himself for that kind of endeavour?
I coulden't even begin to fathom were to go from here, aside from Tournament of Power nonsense with like twelve crashes.
I feel like i have a brain aneurysm from reading all this
Easy, new crash setting set in the far future in a Dark millenium
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So is Legends Crash canonically stronger than Retold Crash? Retold Crash might be Super Bandicoot God, but he couldn't of done that without everyone else lending their power to him. Legends Crash can get to Super Bandicoot 4 without any assistance.
fucking piece of shit site let me post
typical tbh
plop
with that sound of Evil Crash returning, we end chapter 9.
Aww yeee, time for some
END OF THE CHAPTER
BONUS AUTISM
fucking saved
Oh shit
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What's up with the last one? Why is he so freaked out like he's made some mistake?
did he died
I know he fucking stole this part but Evil Crash gets 1000 points for that one
Because he has, because Shooting evil crash into the sun won't destroy him but rather power him up
He doesn't realise this but his self consistence does
But with Evil crash going into the sun and mixing with it's power it creates a massive warp in space as such starting Crash 40000: An age of unending cringe
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No, I'm talking about the bonus autism.
Yes this is loss
goddamn
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you know it
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yeah I'm just dumping the epilogue, no point in that whole "slow and steady" thing
:(
I know this is pissing into an ocean of piss but this panel placement is fucking confusing
FIN
its done. Its over. After what felt like 1000 years of suffering… its finaly over
Was it ever explained why Retold Julia has bigger tits then legend Julia?
also are we doing the spin-offs now
CRASH BANDICOOT RETOLD was brought to you by ==KAZ Burgers==
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Its good food.
Gee I fucking wonder.
You better come back when the new arc is posted or there will be some extreme bullying. You're my favorite talemaster, so please come back.
Motherhood?
YOU FOOLS
So why did he decide to stop the Retold series?
What's this?
Eh it's A reason I guess.
i can finally die
Has tails gets trolled continued?
Oh shit
Thank you Talemaster the III, you ware truly the best and I hope to see you again in half a year
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I TOLD YOU TO STOP
Thats it. THATS IT.
THATS FUCKING IT
I hope you enjoyed Crash Bandicoot Retold™, my little BONUS AUTISM takes and the little extra entertainments. It was fun wasting two weekends and a few hours in the week to complete Injustice.
SEE YA SPACECOWBOYS
BUT IT TO LATE FOR THAT, MY TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE
Hey, the Crash's thumbs are backwards?
Thank you friend.
Till we see you again with more autism.
there aint gonna be a new arc. Retold is finished, Super Autist Crash is dropping it.
He seems to be bored. Check one of the "Trivia" posts.
I am 20% sure it has
What's this, Crash Rebirth?
What about 7 Anthros?
I AM NOW ONE WITH AUTISM, AND NOW YOU ALL DIE
BEHOLD
STOP THIS THING
At the Prologue stage. The final page of LOCxCBR has been posted 21st of May
Dont have Tales Got Trolled
perhaps it would be better to have another talemaster spin that yarn, Yuropoor timezones and shit Its fucking ~4:30 am
I'm confused.
It's 5:23 here in spurdoland
Is that Tenshinhan witha a T instead of a third eye
Why do I bother coming back to these threads?
I have come across some rather startling and disturbing information.
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NOT AFRAID, PREHAPS ILL SHOW YOU MY TRUE FORM
ANTHROYIFF!!
ACTIVATE!
PREPARE TO DIEEEEEE
That's right Holla Forums, the life of our favorite feline is a mere hoax created by Juba "Jew" Jaguar.
forgot my pic
The autism in these threads is contagoius
They not only deceived her when it came to her background, but they were audacious enough to even claim Crash saved her.
We memed too hard and now we are all slowly becoming SSC
WAIT
Ya know what would be cool? If there was a villian like Yoshiteru Ashikaga in the CR universe bu-
Oh god, run while you faggots still can! It's too late for me….
I take your silence as evidence of how awestruck we all are of these facts.
Juba Jew is the true puppetmaster of the series, pulling all the strings and discrediting poor Cortex, who did nothing wrong whatsoever.
I BROUGHT YOU THIS AUTISM, AND NOW I WILL TAKE IT AWAY, YOU HEEDED NOT MY WARININGS
BUTHOLE BANDICOOTBEAMBREAKER
YOU'RE POWERS ARE OF NO USE BUTTHOLE BANDICOOT
FUCK
TURN AWAY NOW OR FACE YOUR ARCH NEMESIS AND HIS MIGHTY MEMBER
I'm getting a bit punchy now. I should get some sleep.
NO, HOW COULD HAVE A SUPER POWERED FOE APPEAR AND BE SO MUCH STRONGER, ONLY A 2 PANEL ASSPULL WILL SAVE ME NOW!!
OF COURSE, I HAVE TO REACH.
ANTHROYIFF2
it as said.
Better question: WHO IS GONNA BE POSTING TAILS GOT TROLLED?
This is a far better summary of Crash Retold than the actual summary.
heh
It's because Retold is a gag manga, and Legend is a serious manga. (e.g., the Retold girls being aware that they routinely get kidnapped and stripped naked)