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Shantae and the pirates curse.

Evenin' folks.

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Mowed a few lawns, deposited my paycheck, played some frisbee with some m8s, and then got dinner afterwards. Good day.

I guess Shovel Knight or 1/2 Genie Hero.

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eh…Strider reboot?

Morning everyone

Work was surprisingly easy yesterday. One of my other bosses asked me to stay late to do shit but I told them no and left early. Was nice.

Playing DaS. Never beat it because I think its not nearly as good as DeS. Might as well play it since have nothing else new on my ps3 really.

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This is a FUCKING WIERD episode of Twilight Venom.
What the flying fuck did I just watch.


I suppose at this point it's "sub-modern", but DKCR.

Running out of games to play, ritsu?

Flags should reset after post and shouldn't persist between fucking threads

Also anyone know why xmedia is so slow for me? 3 minutes in and the fucker only converted the first 3 frames of the video. Remaining time fucking 98 hours

Did you win frisbee? Can you even win?


That was fun. I still need to go back and get the good ending.
How goes user?


Whats twilight venom?

Whats the cpu affinity at?

So far, now im just waiting for e3 to start, gonna get snacks and sodas for the whole weekend. Its gonna be fun.

fuck I'm fucking AAAAAAing
And I'm tired as fuck too

pic realted

install gentoo yo

dark souls gud monica stop triflin the last third of da game so suk tho

I get paid to mow a few lawns around town every week. It's getting hotter, and my allergies are acting up again, but it's still worth it.


Yeah. It's Ultimate Frisbee. You're on teams and you have to get the frisbee to the other end of the field, but you can't run while holding it. Fun as shit, especially if you go full contact.

kill yourselves

Don't know what that is. During that conversation window the CPU priority is set at below normal, checked the windows task manager and it says Xmedia uses 57% of CPU atm, whereas the second most user firefox uses 17%

I have an i5 if it's important

With my desktop dead I can't really pirate shit. Or emulate 3d stuff. So I'm stuck with my ps3 collection.


Whats with the flag thing? Did you out yourself as someone or something?


I'm going to miss it this year because work sadly. Otherwise would probably set up streams with my m8s


Me too. Staying up all night so I can enjoy no work.
How goes user?

no u

Why not go to bed?

DaS is just not as good as DeS. Those games are more suited to linear levels rather than open levels.

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Dustforce.

I doubt I even got to the last third the couple of times I tried to play it. I get major burn out with sequels because I want fresh shit so DaS after DeS never could compare. Also this
The pseudo open world shit was more annoying than anything.


So its football with a frisbee?

Told you before.

Also, every last one of these vampires, regardless of how cool/cute they look in human form, are ugly as fuck in bat form. Even mooks they fight comment on just how ugly they are. Mirabelle needs to stick to looking human.

Pretty enjoyable show thus far, and the plot seems to be finally getting underway now.

A) I don't want my neighbors to call in a noise complaint.
2) There are people who live at the houses I mow at. They'd probably be asleep by then.


To an extent yeah. Just can't run while holding the frisbee.

Go into task manager, and in one of the tabs you should be able to right click the xmedia process and set the cpu affinity to normal or high.

Damn. Well, you'll be able to witness the aftermath after work.

I think i like bloodborne the most out of all the souls games i played. It had the smoothest gameplay tbh. DeS is really close though.

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dafuqtho

a lot of da womynz i kno is sexiest in bat form tbh

Hows your day going user?


Can you dribble it?


Never played. The silly weapons and hokey setting turn me off a lot. Though it does look fun

I'll just give up for now. It wasn't even anything important, I was going to convert embed related from 3:20 to shitpost in Battleborn thread


Not outing but I always forget to turn it off when I use them, so because I always forget it I tend to simply not use them so I don't use them 99% of the time. Which makes them fucking useless

…How would you go about dribbling a frisbee.

Yeah, true. I guess if you want to be a real hard motherfucker, you could mow the lawn with a scythe, that way you get a perfect stealth rating and get to mow at night.

Ain't got nothing else fam. Though might just play DeS afterwards.
I might try to order a couple of cheap ps3 games on amazon or something.


Why even use flags tbh

y don't i have a flag yet tho

dependn on da model tho u could play ps1 games, if u copn on amazon then a lot of shit dat got reprints iz lyk 10 bux tho monica

Bloodborne is alot faster than DeS, and there isnt a shield so dodge only, but its a side step so dodging feels good. But seriously, bloodborne was the most fun i had last year when i got my ps4.

I would need to get on my computer to see exactly what tab im talking about, but there should be a tab in task manager that has a huge list of processes with a PID next to all of them, one of them in xmedia. Right click that one and set its cpu affinity to high.

I had one but it got lost in the move. I lost my 4x RE4 clear with all the weapons unlocked.

Well roomate made random gook noices at me being angry because I shut a door too loud It's not loud at all when I shut a door it's just the normal noice threatening to kick me out for that
Then went to work and fucked up a lot

it's only 6.15pm

Your roomate sounds like a dick

Lightly toss it up a couple of feet in front of you while running?


Can't all ps3s play ps1 though? You are thinking of ps2 games.
And I don't play my ps1 collection. Just display them.


Does it have magic though? Or something similar?


Wew sounds like a fag.
How'd you fuck up?

She goes from left to right. She's not exactly good at flying either, but was still good enough to latch onto the chink leader's nose with her fangs. She let go after he ran his tongue over her ass.

When do you plan on hittin' the hay?

No, but it has a flame thrower and other magic esque weapons. I dont remember if the flamethrower if infinite or if it takes quicksilver bullets.

Yeahhhhhh… Nah.

gook noises is cool tho tbh monica

She's an insanely stereotypical Gook mother, I think that will explain enough

I fucked up by, shit I can't even remember it was all banic, ALL BANIC

in less than 4 hours

That makes sense now.

Sure your pitch tuned singing gooks
But I'm talking about your tiger mother nagging gooks who go off about nothing

Anyone ready for E3?

Human form is pretty cute. Post the porn.


Dropped.
Whats the moonlight sword like in that one?


Why not? Is there rules on distance of your throws? Maybe I just revolutionized competitive frisbee and you just don't know it.


Stop caring if you fuck up at work. If you ain't fired yet for it, you are fine. And if you do get fired its win/win

ooooh dat hoe b on sum krum shit ewwwwwwwww dude u hittin dat shit monica?

slim slims cain't monica n there's bound 2 be sumn ps1 u ain't got n could sink mad time into monica fo'really tho

u talkin shit?

Have you faggots seen that Blank Room Soup video? Apparently it's from Deep Web or something, do you think it's real or not?

I'll just tell you to "sleep tight pupper" in advance.

I'm feeling mad, jaded, I don't know.
This beer and music I'm listening to is soothing me though, I'd say I'm having a good time if it weren't for everything I love turning to shit. Barely tired enough to fall asleep, so I'll stay here for an hour or two.

Nothin' I'm excited for tbh.

I think thats the one that turns into the hammer, right? I used that shit through the whole game, and built my char around it. Op as fuck.

DROPPED


Slim slims? I got a regular slim model is there a slimmer slim one?
And not really in the mood for old games lately. Want bigger stuff.


What turned to shit user?

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dat dat shit w/ dem masked niggas n dat nigga w/ da soup or sumn n dey b pettin his ass n all dat?

Since EO5 is announced, im just waiting for EOU3, EOMD2, and persona q 2. i like the EO games

Same, all the games I was interested in came out this year.

user if I get fired I have to pay my family $800 that I don't have to pick up my shit and drive it back home

Didn't that guy beat his pornstar gf? Talk about a degenerate couple.

yes

What went to shit fam?

I spent 40 minutes trying to apply for the possibility of receiving neetbux. I would have been done a lot faster but whatever software the lady on the other side of the phone was using to fill in all the required fields must have been garbage because I would have to wait 1-3 minutes between questions. The entire time I was both tired because I don't usually get up at so early a time to have the interview, and anxious because the lady told me that if I lied then I would have been thrown in the slammer. Anyway, I did not apply for anything because my life insurance was too high for the first option and I did not work enough hours for the second. I didn't have any time to rest after this because I had to see my job advisor in a few hours. The meeting with my job advisor was pretty unremarkable, but what was significant is that I broke another pair of earbuds on the way there and I don't know when I'll be able to get another pair, so I won't be able to listen to anything on my desktop for a little while. On a lighter note, I bought a CD case the other day so it'll be a lot easier to manage my pirated PS2 games. I just finished burning a patched DMC ISO.

I would have never guessed.

That's Centelink for you

Back still hurts. Called up a local place about fixing my emulating thing and they said they might be able to, but would have to look at it. Finally fixed my sink, though. Feeling okay about that since it means I can do dishes up.
I guess Shovel Knight. It's bretty gud.

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ye dey is fat, slim 1, slim slims, n i think they got a new slimst comin or sum shit or maybe it been out but think they dropped da ps1 shit, prolly cuz they had digital shiz n didn't wanna miss out on any of dat sweet sweet profitz monica

ye

dat shit ain't real monica

Just that gay runescape crap (pun intended).
I loved wasting away hours grinding as a young lad on old rs. Other miscellaneous stuff that makes me mad.

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Ohhhh you are that guy. You've been working there for weeks. How you not have 800 dollars yet.


Sounds awful. Hate dealing with that kind of shit. Whats your chances at neetbux? And what do you mean not work enough hours. You need to work for neetbux?

Is your back at least a little bit better than yesterday?

So far 2017 is turning out to be the best year in gaming in like5 or so years. Neir2, persona 5, BOTW, EO5. Ace combat 7 got delayed though.

Slightly. It got worse throughout the day, though. Feels like I've got one of those stiff spots where cracking your back sorts it out, but my back just doesn't want to crack for me.

Doesn't 2012 beat it just by having MGR:R

Far as I'm aware, there is none. This show aired in Japan in late 1999/early 2000, and I'm not sure if it even broadcast natively on TV here (I've got a boxed set of the ADV release; could have very well been straight to DVD here), but the copyright in the credits is 2003. It wouldn't shock me if it's a show barely anyone watched, and there's next to no fanart for it on aggregate sites. I'm liking it though. It's rather entertaining, and episode six was a good ol' shenanigans episode that was probably the funniest one so far by virtue of everyone being dicks to everyone and nearly derailing an entire train.

Anyhow, you'd probably be more likely to find some of Loretta. Hell, in universe she seems really fucking annoyed that her ploys to use her body to seduce men she, Mirabelle, and Jerusha are planning to steal from never seems to work out, much to Mirabelle and Jerusha's amusement. I honestly can't tell whether the loot o the sex is the goal or the bonus with her.

Never have. Never will.
If I ever move out I'm just using paper ones exclusively.


Maybe I got the slim slim then. I used to own a fat one then got the model 2. Then got the slim. I wish I still had the fat one though. Regret selling it


I don't get how people are still playing RS.

To each his own, it's hard for me to get hyped for anything at this point. Maybe RDR2 might be alright probably, but that's about it on my end.

I know that pain. Sometimes my elbow really needs to cracl but it wont and it hurts to move it.

Because unlike you I have to pay rent and buy my own food
AND EVERYTHING IS WAY MORE EXPENSIVE HERE

Good luck. I've got actual diseases that can't be resolved and they wouldn't let me on it. I bet Paco and his twenty kids get on it no questions asked though.

Why not just use an IDE? Or do you only have a slim PS2?

I hate doing them but I usually just put music on while I do.

I used to get that sort of stiffness in my upper chest. It felt like I was wearing a shirt that was too tight up top. Hated it. It's so satisfying feeling everything crack and pop when you first get out of bed, though.

shieet i gotchu

You probably moved too suddenly too quickly, rather than sleep in that case. I don't know for sure I'm no chiropractor. The most it should take to feel gone is a week so no big worries yet.

Ita close, but i didnt play that until 2015. This is the first year where there is games i want coming out, and i have the money to buy day one.

It was trash. The only good part about it was the shooting, and its impossible to do on controller.

Neither do I. I revisited it last year and spent a few dozen hours just chilling and fucking around with others, getting maybe 3 gfs, then got banned and didn't care enough to make a new acc.


Ever go to a chiropractor? I've heard they don't do shit from half the people I talk to, and the other half say they're literally Jesus.

The only thing good about it was stealing horses

How'd you even find a dvd of it?


Sounds pretty normalfaggy user
tbh imo


Its so gross though.


git gud
Its not really that hard if you try.


Gfs?

Nigga I got to be a cowboy that was all I wanted from the game. RDR2 is gonna do the same thing so it already gets a pass on my end.

I cant into controller aiming. Maybe my controllers just suck but its impossible to fine tune aim like i can on mouse. Maybe my hand are just too big to do the little adjustements on a joystick.

Online runescape girlfriends. Really, only for the novelty of it, kind of cute having someone actually seeming to care about you. They do get overbearing sooner or later and you have to find another one.

well this system is shit

That was from episode one, and in his defense he had literally NOTHING to wear upon waking up. He actually spent the entire episode (well, the part that he was present for) running around without even that sheet he's got on. Made for a funny introduction though.
I feel bad for him. Everyone treats him like an unruly kid when all he wants to do is go back to drinking, shooting, gambling, and fucking chicks. Though to be fair he still does plenty of shooting.

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I'm unemployed, but my parents are trying to get me a job and get me eligible for neetbux at the same time.

Apparently you have to have a minimum amount of work hours before you're eligible for neetbux. I don't understand but I won't question it. I have assburgers that affect my gross motor skills and I probably would be diagnosed for anxeity if I got myself tested for it, so I should be fine if I just work for a little bit I guess.

It's a slim.

Could be that. I'm no doctor either. Haven't even been to one in years.

Haven't really got the scratch to sprare.

You want gross? I got a faceful of dirty, old food-infused plugged up sink drainwater while unclogging my drain. I plugged up one of the drains, and shoved an industrial vacuum I borrowed, set to blow, down the other one

I don't think I'm legally allowed to do yoga, as I am not a soccer mom.

Any interesting job you trying to reach or will you take anything?

"girl"friends


Being a manlet with tiny jap like hands has its advantages.


You a dirty commie?


How many hours we talking?

i could work dat ass out 4 u then

Regular maintenance is cheaper than emergency repair. You should go some time user.

No I'm a filthy National Socialist

"friends"

Why not set it to succ instead?

Local multimedia place got a complete boxed set in last year, and I was already aware of it (ACF has the first episode included as a bonus). They were only asking $15, and with some discounts I got it for $6. Not bad. Fun series in my opinion, and that store normally asks $15 for each individual volume (I've seen them do it). Not sure why the entire boxed set was so cheap, but maybe they want to move them out faster as they take up more space? Though that doesn't explain Yu-gi-oh boxed sets going for $140+ there.

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As long as I don't handle raw animal products I'm fine with whatever.

Enough for my parents to consider it a real job.

das sum ole suncoast as bull shit tbh fam

I'm Canadian, I could probably get emergency care for free if it came to that.

nigga you gay

easier to force it down and work with gravity than suck it up

Im a manlet with fuckhuge hands. Seriously, every controller is tiny, except for the og xbox controller. The og xbox controller is the 2nd best controller ever. I can not use the DS2 because its just too tiny for me and the sticks are awkward, but the DS4 is perfect.

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Because yugioh is fucking awesome.


If holocaust you mean starvation inside of camps because of allies attacking supply lines, sure.


Parents? So its not a government requirement?
Maybe they are hoping you snap out of your NEET ways.

If you got social anxiety you could try being a security guard, that's pretty much the go-to job here. Everyone's only ever said good things.

At this point, it doesn't matter if it happened or not.
What matters is beating the high score, whether it's hacked or not.

It was only 125,000

The High Score isn't the 6,000,000 it's the 40,000,000

I hear the waiting times in emergency rooms up there is absolutely insane though.

Thats weird user.
I can't stand xbox controllers. They are unwieldy and the asymmetrical sticks is so fucking stupid.
I love the ds3, it just works. Need to get a ds4 sometime considering the praise I always hear about it.


Lewd


Sounds about right.

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The DS4 is amazing and seriously the best controller on the market. Im considering buying another one but theyre too expensive for me right now.

There are only at most a few dozen million Jews in the world user.
Still, big challenge.

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How much they cost? Are they bigger than ds3s?

Night anons.

Bigger by a small amount, and theyre 60 bucks.

Good night, user.

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Goodnight amigo.

no'

Yeah. Doctors are usually pretty shit too. I've been told a bad infection was all in my head, prescribed medicine I was allergic to, pretty much everything. A woman I know had her father die in the hospital because they misread his chart and worked him too hard. Heart attack. He was there for physical therapy after breaking his leg.

Not nearly the lewdest thing I've done today.

NIGGA YOU GAY

Lame. I want it to be even smaller tbh

I guess the best explanation for what I want is that I want the hours, but I want to reach that amount of hours at a slow and steady pace. My parents are antsy about getting me out the door because they think they're so old that they're one step from thanking the lord for living to see another day (even though they're not even sixty.)

I'll consider it, thanks.

Not the only cheap DVD set I've found there. I speculate that the more popular stuff tends to be left at higher prices, while the less popular ones can wind up a lot lower. Or maybe they just scan the barcode on the bottom of the actual box, and the subsequent pricing was just supposed to be for the box+Vol.1 of whatever.

Yu-gi-oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, NGE, and Samurai Deeper Kyo are some of the higher priced ones I've seen there. Meanwhile, this, Baccano!, Gun X Sword, and Noein were all cheap for me to get full sets of at the same place.


Much as I'd like to get Hellsing Ultimates for myself, its release format has been a fucking scam. There is no sense paying $80+ for 10 OVAs in a three volume release. Hell, even the original Ultimate releases were ONE EPISODE EACH. Fucking Funimation. When I got my complete set of Baccano for $16, I found an old "upcoming release dates and prices" slip in it. They were asking $30 per volume of it, which would come out to whoever owned this prior having spent ONE HUNDRED TWENTY DOLLARYDOOS on a sixteen episode show.

Usually for me, if I can't get a show at somewhere close to a $1 per episode, I'm not buying it, and even then I prefer less if I can help it. Hell, I got Gun X Sword for $7, and at 26 episodes total that's about $.25 per episode.

Did she sue

No problem dude, best of luck user.

Why do they think like that? Thats creepy.
And what kind of job you working? Just get part time and tell your boss you just want to do fill ins and only work a couple days a week.


How'd he die of a broken leg?

Yeah. This was a few years back now. My grandpa was in the same hospital at the same time because his lung somehow got partly pulled through his stomach muscles.

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ALEX JONES?

Did he sue

I miss Bill.

Oh.

Oh shit this thread still happens?

IT'S ALEX JONES

Every night fucker.

Every night.

I am the biggest reason this thread exists prove me wrong

Yeah but he was better as a comedian.

You never reply to my hate mail.

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Of course user. Hows life?

I always do

No, because that wasn't caused by the hospital, it was why he was there in the first place. He eventually got transferred to another one because they couldn't figure out what it was. Still around with more energy than ever. He'll outlive his kids, his grandkids, and our kids.

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fuk I mean

I was talking about Bill "Hitler Had the Right Idea, He Was Just an Underachiever" Hicks.

But not on steam.

montana montana montana

I don't have steam as steam is fucking shit

GAY NIGGA i do like me some amanda love tho

Well at least the old man is in good shape, that's all that counts, right?

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But that's how I send you my hate mail.

Beats me.
I just tried applying for an overnight job of some sort with my local grocery store. I'm just mostly filling out applications until somebody replies, though. I'll probably pussy out of doing that if I'm able to get a job.

Did someone said "old man in shape"?

she 3d in da ryt places fammo
DASRYTDASRYTDASRYTDASRYTDASRYT

she has a name?

I thought mods kept deleting 4am threads

Welcome home, Frank.

Sure that works


Over night stocking would be comfy if you aren't in terrible shape. Its just putting shit on shelves mostly.


For like 3 days over 6 months ago.

they tried but my superior autism has not only saved 4am but on 1 occasion all of Holla Forums

I mean at this point I might as well fucking end it all, X.

Yeah.

Sure does. The full video's 14 minutes long and features full frontal titty.

iz war out ch'yea monica

Every now and then, it's mostly cleared up by now.

Where the fuck have you been this whole time? They're just bumplocked at creation now.


Wait, are the user that helped crash the Infinity Next shit that one night they were trying to switch stuff over years back?

Yeah, it does sound nice.

Nice to see you too smokes.

Yes I along with Huey, I think Yakuza and someone else crashed Infinity with no fucking survivors

new 40k soon

It's time for me to go for tonight, I'll see you guys around, everybody take care.

I must have missed the memo, what's your deal? You're the best?

not twoo tbh

i am da best but i need a nappinsesz

No I'm a fucking shit teir retard who was in the right place at the right time and now that's my only life accomplishment

All me DMX I WAS KANGZ N SHEEEIT :^)

I was going to say this thread seemed nice but then I saw the

I'm trying to replace the UMD thingy for my PSP 1001, but there's this last screw that I already wore down the head. It's like it's welded in there. I already spent the $10 on the replacement UMD drive so I could get this old thing to work, this one screw is the only between me and midnight club 3.

:^)

you may need to drill it


;E

It's never too late

To come and watch me masturbate

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