Is there any food in vidya you're particularly fond of Holla Forums? Any kind of platter of exotic fruits, veggies or roasted animals from a favorite game world you wish you could enjoy but know that you will never truly know what such vidya delicacies taste like outside of some shitty gaytube nerd channel recipe? Or do you just wanna discuss /ck/ with vidya twists like a bunch of fat gourmets?
I feel so sad and hungry at the same time. If only I could replicate such delicacies.
You know how people eat eyeballs, anuses and other horrifying body parts in China? It's kind of like that for gorons.
Something about this menu sounds familiar. Tell me more… was it from Neverending Story?
Cow brains are tasty and so are most of their organs.
I ate menudo today, sometimes I eat the kidney and tounges, but that's not a fucking EYEBALL< BLADDER OR ASSHOLE.
And for dessert, limestone pie. the drink is from Return to Oz you ellipsis-using faggot.
I actually want to eat haggis someday.
Ever since I saw some user post about Nenet, I got curious on how raw fresh meat would taste like.
It's disappointingly plain. Ever have offal (AKA variety meats) from sheep? It tastes like that but heavily seasoned.
t. Scot.
Lagiacrus roast would be a dream
Oh, I'm sad now.
Beef tartar can be pretty good, but I've never killed something then ate it immediately
I've eaten sheep before and I enjoyed it a lot. If its plain, I can live with that. Now if only I didn't have to travel to Scotland to get it.
I've heard from some distant family members you can find it in Boston, but I don't know if that's true or not as I've never been there.
It would make sense, Boston has a decent Scottish population if I recall correctly. Not as big as the Irish population, but still decent.
Not food but the alcoholic drinks from Morrowind always intrigued me
I would kick a puppy for some Magikarp flambe or marinated karp
sage for not vidya
Oh yes, I forgot to mention that traditional haggis isn't legal in America. Sheep's lung is frowned upon by the government for whatever reason.
Also dragon's crown had some tasty looking meals
the pies in ty the tasmanian tiger. the chewing/smacking sound he makes when you get one makes it sound really yummy! the consistency just HAS to be like a deliciously gooey brownie!
on steam, one of the developers came out and said that they were apple pies, but i think that ruins the magic, and besides, if you look at them in game, they clearly look like something else!
wut why?!
The lung is probably the least grossest organ and I doubt jews would want to ban an animal that is clearly kosher.
Fuck you for making me even hungrier.
Started playing cross recently and something that bugged me was the food, in the other versions the food the cat made looked delicious and had variety but on this one all the hunter eats is melted cheese despite the recipe.
The food in Dragon's Crown and Odin Sphere always gave me such a gourmet boner. Vanillaware is too good for the likes of Atlus.
Get a load of all these niggers with good taste.
There is no better game mechanic than killing monsters and cooking them into delicious food afterward. it ain't normal laius.jpg
Mushroom stews in Let It Die looked pretty tasty. Other than that, New Vegas had some pretty intriguing dishes.
>tfw you will never fuck and then eat a dryad
I wanna fuck that rabbit chef.
You sick fuck Best of all, she's forever young, over 300 and formerly humanoid, so she's legal in every sense
Oh christ user, what is her name, I need to know.
Melelunch
This, I wanna get drunk at the South Wall Cornerclub with Caius and shoot the shit with the shitskin elves.
Also, I think ash yams would probably be pretty tasty if you roasted them
Thank you. Rikose is a god amongst men
I hate you Holla Forums
Yams in general are pretty damn good. So Ash yams would probably be just as good, but maybe dryer?
Why live?
Came in here to make sure someone mentioned Odin Sphere and was not disappointed. George Kamitani loves his eatan gaems. Good work, gentlemen.
inb4 ree
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I would kill for a dungeon meshi game with complex cooking mechanics
I've killed and eaten venison and wild pigs. Closest I'll ever get.
Have you ever eaten capybara?
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I wonder if they taste good.
Most reptiles can be very dangerous to eat if not prepared correctly. On top of that their meat is extremely mild, which means it doesn't have much flavor compared to beef, or pork.
Muh niggas.
Vanilliaware does have a thing on making tasty looking food.
Guess i'll just dump Muramasa food while i'm at it.
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And this is it.
i remember a quest in wow had you killing giant spiders and collecting their meat for "crab cakes". i wanted to try one.
as always, if you really want to get rock hard over some food, look at vanillaware games
I had alligator once. That shit tasted better than chicken, beef and fish. An elegant flavor that had a soft fish-like texture and flavor that oh so sweet and meaty, like an odd blend of fish and chicken but with something alien in the mix. And then there was that disgusting iguana soup I had once years ago during my trip to the Caribbean. Shit looked horrible but it was absolutely delicious.
gator smells like my balls if i dont shower for 3 days
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oh my god i want it
I've always wanted to eat the sweet rolls from Skyrim.
I want Nuka Cola
it's basically just sponge cake with some gritty cake frosting, it's nothing special.
You know, whenever I see ridiculously stacked sandwiches like that I always wonder how one is supposed to even begin eating it.
How do you do it, Holla Forums?
Notice how it's multiple sandwiches on top f one another? And how they got pins? Take it one at a time, don't take the pins out until you need to. Take it from a veteran of massive fucking sammiches, the pin is there for a /reason/.
just unhinge your jaw man, can't everyone do that?
I see. I always thought that pin was just there for that stupid olive.
Even if I could do that I don't think the entire sandwich would fit. You mean to say you can? Are you sure you're human, user?
Nope, in most sandwiches it's there to hold it together. I mean, sometimes, it's just there for decoration, but on larger ones it's there to make sure shit doesn't slide around inside the sandwich as you bite in.
It's just bread and toasted at that, but its beautiful.
This is better in motion with sound.
forgot WEBM
I say combine the toasted bread, harpy egg omelette and roasted chicken. (Cheese or butter being optional ) and you have a helluva kickass sandwich.
My teeth started to ache watching that
Watching this, the thought of Gorons using bite attacks really becomes horrifying.
Also, pic related suddenly sprang to my mind.
I know right? Imagine the smell of that alone would put most people in a food coma.
(Checksum)
As a kid I always wanted to to know HOW Gorons would eat Rock Sirloin and now I gotten my answer.
It's fucking terrifying.
They should really be more like discworld trolls and just have straight up diamond teeth.
How big of a poop do you think Yoshi takes after eatting about 100 or so Shyguys? Is it a large pile or is it some kind of highly condensed ball similar to Nibbler's poop?
And how does the pile smell?
ha ha
Yoshi lays eggs instead of poop. Trust me.
DO NOT EAT THE YOSHI EGG!
While I'm at it… On a related note how many of you successfully replicated vidya recipes? I replicated sea-salt ice cream from Kingdom Hearts (the color at least), Yeto's superb soup, and elixir soup from Zelda.
Elixir soup is my favorite year round. It's like a superfood. It's great to eat with that yellow pepper when you're sick with a cold.
I also made sea salt ice cream from Kingdom Hearts. It was surprising good.
Seriously, what the fuck is it?
A popular snack in the world of Kingdom Hearts, most characters are seen enjoying it at one point or another.
And what's a flavor comparison?
Looks like lies stacked upon lies.
Floridafags breed shit gators. Fuck you.
Put some cream on a sponge cake. There you go.
Its just Coca Cola with a little radiation. It has a different name because alternate timeline bs. Put some coke in a microwave, then add ice and there you go.
literally how
user…
From what I hear about Coke's properties I'd unironically expect the can to ultimately fucking explode.
How do you faggots cook ramen? I have shit taste buds, so unfortunately this means I basically just strain 2 packets out after cooking for around 5 minutes for a quick and filling snack.
At least I know I like me some shrimp.
Salty and sweet are a pretty great combination. Salted watermelon is particularly tasty in the Summer.
member playing conan exiles with Holla Forums liked or rather wish the food system was better than just some ark rip off. a "survival game" that let you salt and dry or otherwise preserve meat would be neat. but those games are built around forcing the player to do menial shit constantly to not die and making food fungible ruins that. mixing calories and nutrition rather than the standard makes hp go up would be pretty gosh darn neto also. any recommendations?
I don't know if you guys have ever eaten prime rib roast, but when done right it's pretty much exactly how you'd picture a manga meat to taste.
Go to 8:30 in this video.
Prime Rib is absolutely my favorite meat. Better than steak, better than Pork Loin, everything.
A local restaurant called Quincy's does it the best I've ever had.
Prime rib is the fucking best, I do it homemade though. It is literally a real life version of those giant meat dishes you see in video games and anime.
It's fantastic. I'd eat it all the time if I could, but it's expensive and high in fat. It's more of a special occasion dish.
The only time I have it outside of restaurants is for New Years or Christmas, because it's fucking $350 for a 10 pound roast here.
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Here's a recipe, draw your own conclusions. For the most part, the saltiness brings out the sweetness in a refined manner.
Are you cooking it in the cup you fucking barbarian?
If you eat harpy egg, does that makes you part cannibal?
You need to temper the eggs first or you'll just scramble them.
What does this son of a bitch taste like, Holla Forums?
radiation poisoning.
id say so. but theyd eat you back so its only fair.
well it might be okay if it was unfertilized, then its just a jumbled wad of nutrients, but how can you tell? do harpies even lay unfertilized eggs?
No, I cook them in a quick ramen cooker bowl.
How do the Belmonts do it, Holla Forums?
You retards don't own glass cups?
Like fart and rotten eggs.
Farm them in controlled environments. All the waifus you want and all the unfertilized eggs you can eat.
Watching this makes me feel hungry.
Will it suck?
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nigga just go kill something prices like that make fucking hunting profitable. you know you can all so buy a cow b4 its butchered and get it butchered and get the SHIT ton of meat out of it right? go in with a few guys get into a pissing contest over the prime cuts and split it all 4 ways or some bullshit GOD DAM 35$ a POUND MEAT IS FUCKING INSANE. go take a train to texas go hung some hog bring back as much pork as you can ever want. ship it in refrigerated boxes. I MEAN HOT FUCKING DAM HOW BIG OF A SERF DO YOU HAVE TO BE NOT TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD MEAT.
But seriously, I could imagine something like Recettear where you set up shop on the uppermost level of the dungeon and descent to to gather food supplies which you subsequently turn into dinners and sell to hungry adventurers.
not setting up shop deeper and deeper into the dungon. perhaps on a cart or the like taking over a room to serve dinners to hungrier and slowly wealthier/stronger adventurers.
underrated
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Food in BotW was pretty food porny. Fuck a rice bowl with steaks sounds good right now.
I only like videogame food if I can actually make it.
something about being able to cook stuff, esp in videogames, is way more satisfying than eating.
i used to put salt on watermelon until i moved to the states, tried it again recently and it was fucking nasty.
I know what you mean. I nade the sea salt ice cream. Color is off because of the sunset.
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You are disgusting to me with your simplicity.
I cannot describe how disgusted I am by you for your simple understanding of culinary indulgence.
I could walk in on the erupting megapustules of a climax-reached of Brianna Wu's gangrenous, prolapsing mutilated cock during the middle of the gnarled holocaust-gorilla's 2 inch cock gangbang and have to dodge their thick, yellow cumshots as I cross a floor riddled with AIDs blood that has been mixed with the smegma the most genetically stagnant Abbos while simultaneously having to witness my mother having her skin peeled off by obese, bright haired, sjw liberal midgets while getting raped by the festering, maggot riddled, syphilitic cocks of some Nigerians being paid by the crustiest, most hooknosed Jewlords of all existence and still not be disgusted as I am by your plebeian taste.
Remove yourself and your family from my fucking planet immediately.
My man!
You should look into eating Skerpikjøt. Its basically sheep that's been left out in a shed and salty sea winds have dried it out completely. It spoils but has this really strange taste that people have said resembles cheese.
What does it taste like, Holla Forums?
That can't be healthy.
Faroe Islanders have lived off of it for thousands of years. In a way it doesn't actually spoil, but the meat rots. Its preserved in pretty much the same way as generic salting, but in this case the process is far more slower and you're left with meat filled with "good bacteria".
I imagine Lagiacrus would probably be delicious if you didn't die from mercury poisoning.
Funny, since I felt the same way when I ate grilled sauteed frog legs. They were like thin chicken wings if the texture was chicken like but the meat itself tasted like fatty cooked whitefish. God damn, frog legs are delicious.
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I want to eat fantasy food so much it makes me depressed to the point I cry myself to sleep at night.
I always try to make food that's as close to the next best thing as possible, but the next best thing isn't good enough.
I want to eat fucking ramen with cuts of behemoth steak and I'll never be able to.
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You could go outsidr, find a rock and put it in your mouth. You could do this.
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I mean if you don't mind dying from viral proteins
I'm a fan of some deku nutz
I tried to help by posting there daily. But the general lack of posters makes any food I cook go unnoticed.
if i had a harpy habitat there would be no unfertilized eggs
Which Behemoth are you talking about? Final Fantasy's? If you wanted you could probably get some Beef Flank Steak as a substitute. I imagine a Behemoth's meat would be very tough as most of that thing is muscle, so something close to the legs would be best. Remember to cut it along the grain of the meat if you want it extremely tough and chewy or perpendicular to the grain if you want to finish eating that steak in under an hour.
Fruit sprites in old namco games.
Add mushrooms and a bit of lemon juice. Dice up some onion, if you've got it, and throw that in as well. Then put a toothpick under your biggest toenail and kick a wall.
If you're doing it stovetop style, you could half-assingly improvise a poached egg by just cracking that bitch straight into your water.
Really, the more ingredients you have to play with, the better your shit will be.
I found a specific brand of sweet pickle that works really well with oriental ramen boiled with green leek. I also add stir fried shrimp and cocktail weiners cut like little octopi to sit in the broth and garnish with white leek. Just remember to boil your green leek before putting the noodles in.