Did I finally start one?

Did I finally start one?

no. I have always, but rarely, used "I suppose."

then I think you should get drinking regardless of my inebriation.

looks like it

Well, cupocake
howabout you be the trap and I be SOTO?

Fine fine. I'll see if I have anything cheap for the coke.

ty scoots. Can I write starting a thread as an entry in my journal?

don't try to be soto. even soto isn't doing a proper job of what I want from him, you don't have a chance.

Just fapped, showered, drank some fresh squeezed OJ, and now on my computer

Ah, this is life

you are quite a bit more friendly in this persona.

Yeah, you can. Woo woo

Sure are a little mincing bitch when you are drinking.

Go to AX dressed as them and you'd get constant dickings from the closet cases.

don't be ridiculous. I'm like that all the time.

not to mention all the pedophiles.

I'm in a decent mood, albeit exhausted.

Idk man you've been hitting it pretty hard.

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well that's just wonderful.

Let's be honest. You don't look underage so I'm pretty sure you won't catch the eyes of any pedos.

where's the loli

How demanding
The sex better be godlike if you're making me work for it this much

Pls.
Jst.
Succ.

I suppose.

h-hi

Hi

Oh shit it's admin quick put on your cool face

its that time

She's in her room drawing or something

Hitting what exactly?

She's in her room drawing or something

Hitting what exactly?

you just haven't seen how good I am at passing for a little girl yet.

it's a lot better than you are probably expecting, I can say that much.

oh thanks. i've been slacking the past couple of days

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LIFE!

pass.

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wait you have a loli

welcome back, grim.

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Yes?

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that was an amusing comment.

I kind of feel sorry for that kid and their asshole tbh.

My supposing was amusing?

the character I post now says "I suppose" at the end of almost every sentence. to me it was like you were adding it on to my comment.

Ive been hitting up my bad habits up again
Im kinda scared I might fuck up again

We need to smoke and watch animu one of these days dude

Yes, I have a loli imouto

Just make sure when we kiss your mouth doesnt taste like shitty Vodka

Drink Whiskey instead

soto is a good and nice onii-chan tho

prolly more like sora than kyosuke

Ahhh, I see.

I could make that concession when the time comes, I suppose.

drink.

i thjought you only had an onee-chan

Yes yes. Found something worth mixing. Back in a bit.

I can scarcely breathe with anticipation of your return.

I'd like to hang out to reassure we're both okay for both our sakes

I should go grab the vodka.
It would help with the screaming memes that is me posting

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shouldn't you be in bed by now?

I shouldve been working tomorrow. But now I aint.

Oi oi

I have an onee-chan and 2 imoutos, oh and a brother

Didn't you see my imotuo cosplay Taiga?
I thought I posted it here

I'll be sure to drink nothing but beer so my mouth tastes like straight beer seeing how you love the taste of beer

One of these days I'll set up my computer outside and have a lil bonfire and watch some animu
I'll invite all the other noobs

I appreciate your attempts to step up the abuse. keep it up.

oh yes, that's right.

I believe you.

I might have
shit I have the worst memory

cute btw

I'm a little surprised tsuchi didn't jump in on that comment with a joke about how the reason I'd have trouble breathing would be the layers of fat surrounding my lungs.

I will probably sink the vodka fast. I dont see any benefit for staying up much longer.

drinking fast is the best way to drink anyway.

Must be busy doing other predictable things.

what a shame.

Kinda salty she came out blonde/lightskinned and most of us are shit skinned

Oh are you drinking rn?
I think I might join you in a bit

Truly, how will we know you're gay if not for him expressing it so?

herrrroooooooo

its me, boo !

get a real azn

Its the only way I know. Warming up for a weeks time.

oh shit i should probably shower cuz almost 2am

We are not the same I am too reckless
I'm not tryna go in that direction
These niggas they been doing too much flexing
And they’re about to call the wrong attention
And I ain't got no patience, no more testing
I do shit how I want, don't need no blessing
XO niggas ain't nothing to mess with
Nobody stopping us, oh no we're destined
And everybody around you is so basic
I'm never rocking white, I'm like a racist
I don't drink my liquor with a chase in
And money is the only thing I'm chasin'
And some dope dimes on some coke lines
Give me head all night, cum four times
Baby girl just wanna smoke a pound
Do an ounce, get some dick
Tell your friends about it

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you smell, go shower already

yes. excessively.
feel free to join.

not to mention all my other flaws he's kind enough to point out at frequent intervals.

i shouwer every day wow bully

Truly a saint.

maybe this will get across better

YAMETE KUDASAI

manny forgot I lived closeby, someone didn't remind him

soto confirmed for bully

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I guess smiles really is getting through to him.

That's the infinite power of Christ for you.

I dunno why but I feel like you're a lightweight
With a name like Cupcake I can't really see someone as a heavy drinker

What are you drinking?

Hey like I dont wanna sound racist but Im going to probably sound racist
Why do asian peoples homes have that distinct smell to them
I can't really explain what the smell is but it's like only when I go to an asian persons house

WOW HE SHOULD KNOW

You missed him getting arrested the other day
Crazy shit

Smiles is best senpai

what a guy.

I am an experienced drinker. with an excessive amount of practice lately. don't be fooled by the name.

vodka and lemonade tonight, my usual drink these days.

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Christ? Yeah he was pretty cool. Had sick metal hair.

I just saw a Squirtle so I ran up the block and lost it.

when my hair was a little shorter and I grew out my beard I looked a fair bit like the predominant artist's renderings of him.

Jesus christ why do I hang wiith you guys rofl

squirtle is shit anyway.

I just wanted it because I don't have one, so it's 500 extra experience.

Blue eyed Jesus always amused me.

I don't understand how the game works.

it does seem most likely that he was middle eastern in appearance. it's weird that everyone draws him as a white, reddish brown haired man. but who knows. the son of God can look however he wants I guess.

Vodka. Ah. My old friend.

Had a buddy from school practically threaten me in saying Jesus was black.

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that makes even less sense than him being white, but people get pretty weird about this kind of thing sometimes.

He also tried to argue that the first president wasn't Washington, but a black guy.

This thread is dildos

Level limits how strong your Pokemon can get.

that's one of the nation's best kept secrets. how the hell did he know about it?

just like in real life. got it.

He must be a member of the black freemasons.

People are still playing Pokemon go?

it goes even deeper than I suspected. hmm.

I am.
Mostly because I'd go for walks anyway, so it doesn't make me go out of my way or make major alterations to my schedule.

Nigga was crazy, to be sure.

Calm down there white girl
Vodka is so gross man, mainly cause that was all I drank all throughout HS aside from 4lokos and MD 20/20s
Im so burnt out on it

Though whenever I get tired of Whiskey/Bourbon or Gin I might get some Belvedere or Chopin

I know dude
We're like criminal weeaboos
Didnt even know that was physically possible

He didnt necessarily get arrested they just handcuffed him and drove off and dropped him off like 2 miles away when they thought he was sober

most of them are.

Every achievement in human history was accomplished by a black man that the inferior white man stole the credit for.

Pyramids? Black people.
Moon landing? Black people.
Mayan Empire? Black people.

I like how well it mixed with things, that's the main reason I drink it.

I drink more to get drunk than for the taste of it anyway.

I'd probably play more, but I am mad paranoid about my data limit.

BLACKS TO THE MAX

the moon landing I believe, because it was faked, and leave it to a black man to find a far more lazy solution to a problem than a white man could come up with. dumb crackers probably wanted to actually go up to the damn thing for real.

It's a shame there are so few that aren't chimps around here.

I knew a few good ones though.

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just like with every race, there are always a few good ones, but not many.

I'm okay with getting rid of the white trash if the rest of the world's fine getting rid of the muslim extremists.

at this point I'd be okay with almost any sacrifice to get ride of the muslim problem.

If you're drinking to get drunk don't mix it just drink it straight, you're pretty much making the original alc vol less by adding lemonade
Don't mix it you baby, just chase it afterward or whatever
Don't give me that "It burns my throat" bullshit
Take it like the good girl you are

Wow, racist much

I probably would be too if I'd ever consistently gone over it.

I set my data usage to turn off before I hit it though, and since the 24th I've only used 245MB.

Even banning sodomy?

The muslim inconvenience?

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Jesus, the Buddha, Dao, Abraham, Caesar, Shakespeare and Kurt Cobain were all black men.

I used to drink vodka straight wehn I was 16

tasted better that way

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I might have to do similar. woo woo
catch em all

HIGHSCHOOL SCOOTS

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

I know how drinking works, soto. I do it very often. I like to be able to go slow and have it last a long time, and I'm getting very good at it. mixing is important for this, not to mention it tastes far better.

it burning my throat isn't a problem at all, if I had no mixer I would drink it straight just like I would your seed.

if that's what it took, sure.

squash.

probably. I mean, nothing else really makes logical sense, given how fucking stupid white people are.

Good morning.

Cup. We playing?
Do we need to rally the boys?

rally the troops, squash. rally them.

I'd give her head... in a collar... while being called "crackerjack"

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grim - curry
viet - nouc mam / mam / dau xanh / nhang (?)
chink - ???
jap - prolly moe shit

what
delete this

Scoot, want to play OW with us?

Well, if anything I respect your dedication to eliminating a perceived threat.

When we were invincible and had no idea or clues.
Now we just getting bitter and better with age.

I passed by a Mystic Gym with a bunch of water types earlier.

My pikachu with ~1/5 all of their individual Combat Powers was really haulin' ass through it.
Little mouse is a champ, I think I'm gonna keep it.

I am slinking off to bed soon. Raincheck?

perceived? it's an incredibly real one, and increasingly so with each passing day.

i didnt know you actually fought in pokemon go

Alright.

PikaPika!
Shocking

Simply saying, as it's not an immediate threat currently to you or I.

It's been thousands of years of black civilization and what has the white man accomplished in the same time? The white man is still living in mudhuts chucking spears at each other. It's the black man's burden to bring such savagery to an end.

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REPORTING FOR RALLYING

what the fuck

Ian hop on OW. We need players.

omw

He's blowing his food stamps on heroin.
How dare you judge him.

IT IS UPDATING

Update faster.

no, not quite yet, but soon enough to worry about it.

this would be more funny if it weren't so painfully true.

is that what he's shooting up? heroin?
thought u had to get a vein for that

estrogen

thats even worse

At present, only at gyms.
You can fight any opposing gyms, and train at allied ones.
Uses the same mechanics, really.

According to things I've read, they're working hard to add trainer vs trainer battles.

It was revolting how little resistance I felt.

Unfortunately one little trooper can only do so much.
But definitely a keeper.

Best to purchase a means to defend ones-self before someone with power demands them taken away.

Rin, you play?

I don't even know where the irony ends anymore.

gay

I would if I felt I could trust myself with one.
that is not the case at this time.

poe's law.

animal cruelty at its finest

The last time I got into Overwatch I missed a critical shot and watched my entire squad get destroyed by aliens.
Also we lost Earth.

There's, like, five heavily contested gyms all in the same area downtown here, so I'm not really ever out of options for battling.

hella gay

Fucking gay.

Gay furry posting should be a bannable offense.

clever.

G

A

Y

Ahh, your emotions are a bit stronger than I assumed. Apologies.

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Does Snuffles look like that? I always imagined him to be ineffably repellent.

at least the bad posters would be gone
as long as we gave kaybe an exemption

I'm your drinking senpai, Im pretty sure I have more experience in drinking than you do. Trust

Wow having hard liquor and taking it slow is like buying a sports car and driving the speed limit
How boring

Oh my
How deliciously lewd

Whats your fav viet food?

Pho isn't an acceptable answer cause that's every vietnamese persons favorite food
And also cause I already chose that and you can't copy me

We didnt know we had all this bullshit waiting for us

as much as I would like to end it all, the steps I take to make sure I don't must mean that deeper down I want to keep going, so I suppose it's a good thing.

Btw, I don't even have the game you're asking about, lol.

Can't wait until I have actually strong pokemon.

I'll raise hell all over.

I guess.

I remember when that was the game everyone was talking about.

drills suck

A beneficial step being drinking a depressant.

I have immunity through George.

He's adorable.

VoteNay VoteNay

you might have more, but even if you do I have more than enough to not need a teacher in this.

drinking slower means I stay drunk for up to eight hours at a time. I like being able to do that and still not have a hangover the next day.

yes, I know.

oh you never played it either huh? my ex was quite the fan.

i chose misha though fam.....

Darwin, we have one more spot.
Get the game and join.

a depressant that far more often than not helps my mood dramatically. yes.

WE WERE BLINDED BY YOUTH AND ADVENTURE
WOE

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just realized that EU stands for european union

not EUrope

waow

Fair enough.

Me and a friend have been rewatching the old pokemans
shit is legit

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I've seen more gameplay of it than I really need.
Enough to know heavy cover is a lie, and the game is a cheating bastard.

I'm watching X and Y because I can't be arsed to find a good torrent for the old ones.

dear gawd

You arent looking in the right places,
i got one because i started capping dat misty yo

ha, tropes.

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I will investigate further.

Time for me to leave.
Please give me generous (you)
Night night fam

I still want you to call me master tho
Would be pretty fucking cool tbh

I think Im just an alcoholic at this point where I can't do anything but drink very quickly and after waking up hungover so many times you sorta build up a immunity to it
It also helps drinking water and taking an asprin before bed helps too

You're right, I'm not.
'cause it isn't that big a deal to me.

After all, Misty's a cuck.

I r 1337 maymay lord.

Nini.

I would appreciate if you leave my friends alone in that regard.

holy shit kyles finally stopped spamming
thank god

(you)

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is this a legitimate tweet because I can feel myself getting a hernia from laughter

maybe I will when you prove you're worth my time and submission.

I'm an alcoholic that still has a bit of control. not a lot, but enough to make sure I'm not like you at least.

Yes, Master.

goodnight scoots

Sucking all the bottles and dicks dry.

Dear god, none of that silly shit.

Sorry, Sir.

Cupcake, call me Master.

If only this once to stroke my ego.

aptly put.

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Yes, mam.*

whatever makes you happy, master.

oh boy my useless cousin is getting yelled at and he's crying

I could feel the burn from here.

what do you want, slut?

You too. None of that.

rin has more than earned an ego stroking from me once in a while if she wishes.

youre legitimate

I am surrounded by whores.

Good pet.

You make me happy when you're in a good mood.

Rip him.

How's you?

ikt go sleep

bye!

Not even.

i got some more beer
any1 wanna play a game with this alcoholic in training

finally

oh. well sorry about that then.

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Get less mirrors.

cork it gatorboy

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s a v a g e

Oh man, all that effort
You're breaking my balls here

Oh my, you're making it sound like I'm the bad guy here

I am perfection.

rofl

What a meme!

One drink down.

It's fine.

We both know that we both know uncontrollable moods more intimately than is... good.

I didn't mean you were a bad guy.

if I don't make you work for it, you won't enjoy it nearly as much when you finally get what you want.

You're a meme.

now drink three more.
at least.

yes. unfortunately.

Ironically I'm gonna head out to the liquor store

Should I get Tequila or Whiskey?

Flaming Hot Fritos or Ruffles Cheddar and sour cream?

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johnny walker blue label

Three? my my. That would put about 22 shots in me total. Not sure I want to get that inebriated.

Be like me and down a 5th of Vodka in one go.

None of the above

god I fucking love overwatch memes I wish I could play

star trek is pretty shit

My body needs food

Ugh pls no Vodka
I would down some Jameson not gonna lie

boi Im trying to save money not spend it all

get whatever will make you suck less at bullying me.

oh, I don't know your conversion metrics. you just drink what you want I suppose.

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meh
playing warframe
tired

I need something stronger. I didn't even get tipsy of that shit.

if youre too much of a pleb for top tier booze why even bother

why reply then

nice anatomy

Spend money on food not liquor !

what 2 fap to lads

Each bourbon and coke has 6 shots for me.

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idk where to go for good uncensored jap porn

that's insane. even when I make my big drinks they probably only have about 4 shots of vodka in them.

Yes, I am. Go to your games.

Yes, well, you could say I used to drink quite a bit in my day.

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Fine.

Is /jp/ really a shit cringe fest 24/7?

of course not

hopefully one day I can be as cool as you.

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too depressed

gonna kms

bye thread

Is Murder really a shit cringe fest 24/7?

Later, Bard.

They had limited edition White Peach flavored White Owls :3

Oh fuck me

You guys can see my faggot ass keys

He's only got like two or three years on you tops.

Few do.

fuck

Broke ass nigga

What's yours look like?

I am not Broke, I just have fucking TWC/Spectrum

Actually, Im stealing high spd net from the neighbors because they left their Username as Admin and their Password as Password.

loli!

Cheers Cupcake

take a shot

thanks tsuchi, I almost believed he was almost ninety.

true. but with modern medicine.

hai.

Stop that.

You missed the joke.
I was saying you were almost as old

This is the reason why ISIS is killing niggas

Choosing the double shot glass was great/bad idea

New.

Would be uncomfortable.