Out of these three games, which would you prefer as being real?

It would be awesome by itself.

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This one.

Ditto

By sheer virtue of Tropical Dong being good and the possibility of its dev staff being involved, Jungle Jamming.

None because they'd be developed by Nu-tendo
Speaking of shit getting fucked up, is it just me or trying to quick reply opens another tab now?

Happens with me as well.

all of them

None of them, they've tried four times already and still failed to surpass Superstar Saga

To be honest of the three presented I'd rather the Jungle one because I don't want Waluigi to be a nonplayable character.

This. It maximizes the chances that Nintendo will make at least one of these games good.

There we go.

But why is Nigluigi about to pick Wario's other nostril?

Wario and Luigi, of course.

Royal Relish, for the anti rosalina autist salt.

What witchcraft is this

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I love how deliberately cucked Daisy is in that picture, wasn't she always with Luigi and shouldn't Rosalina be the one hovering with the star things from her own game?
But instead artist went no fuck you, new waifu!

Those two plumbers couldn't handle Daisy, she needs a real man to deal with her needs.

All of them look like absolute fucking garbage.
It doesn't really matter which one of them got made as long as Yoko Shimomura did the ost, that's all that matters.

What, are you upset that she stole the spot of Green Gold Luigi in Mario Kart? Piss off.

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All of them is the only right answer.

Not just you, can't reply without another tab popping open.

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Super Mario Galaxy will have been out for an entire decade this November…

there's plenty of well-drawn mario porn, you just have to know where to look

Pick one.

Fucking C!Odemonkey

royal relish but without the brothers, just make it about Peach, daisy and rosalina! Featuring samus from metroid!

All of them suck, and I rather none of them be real.

1st one is Autism Central (and everyone hates Rosalina anyway), the 2nd is inferior to a Partners in Crime type, and the 3rd has Diddy and Starlow, who nobody likes.

You're better off just retiring the series at this point.

moar

This is all you're getting. A hotpocket once stated it's considered a "porn dump" at 15+ images.

The secone one would be cool, but I want to see Wario & Waluigi as the antagonists. Make them reoccuring bosses working for some new antagionist.

Turns out I don't even need the imaginary game to come out for people to be angry about it

I don't see Wario as one who'd work for someone else. Waluigi, maybe, but who the fuck is he?

nobody loves those poor guys

I'd prefer this one tbh

Subtle.

You will never get to experience a marketing campaign that consists of the NoA members calling them Mario & Luigi except Bill Trinan being the only one to see through it, while being threatened to be fired by Reggie for "insulting" their beloved mascots.

Good point, never thought of that.

:^)

She's a madonna, guise. Bowser is lucifer, Mario is jesus christ, and Waluigi is… nevermind.

Wario & Luigi, mostly because I want to see how the Mario Brothers and Wario interact.

why do things by halves

Anti-Rosalina autist cancer can get the fuck out and hold that salt.

Video… Kinda related…

delete rosalina

All motherfuckas need some taste.

None, because everything after BiS is copypasted NSMB-tier shit.
I couldn't even bring myself to finish Paper Jam.
What happened, fuck.

this is the original sammy classic sony fam

sammy is a fucking rip-off

Son, those are fighting words.

Is that a man?

Why is he dressed like a hipster faggot?

she looks like a twink

That looks so ridiculous I couldn't help but laugh.

when was the last time Wario got his own game?
Hell when was the last time Walugi was in a game at all?
Still I think I would prefer just Wario + Waluigi then being able to play as Mario and Luigi as well.

Not only is she the worst FF character ever but she also dress as a hipster faggot.

If you just mean the last good game besides Warioware, probably Warioland 4.

Who cares? He's a dumb character anyway.

Here's a (you) for being tasteless.

I'd say the first pic but then it has daisy in it so it clearly would not be real.
second and third one would be unlikely because no one gives a dam about them.
rosalina is only reason to get a mario game

Speaking of Warioland and Nintendo princesses, why does the best princess get so little love?

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Past Wario motivations have been usually greed or money (WarioWare) or seeking expensive treasure for money (Wario Land) he dresses up as Mario to get as many coins and access to secret treasure he couldn't claim as regular self.
Also possible is that a percentage of that money stolen earned is payed to Waluigi (that could strengthen his abilities or attack power), be cheap ass to Waluigi, get bad support, pay really well and Waluigi basically fights battles single handily for you. (If on the 3DS, maybe have Play Coins be used in exchange for cash).

Or maybe it turns out the antagonist dresses up Wario and so Wario dresses up a Mario to get revenge because no one else will help him. While also having a villain lackey whose good at tennis that somehow motivates Waluigi to join in the adventure because no one remembers him for anything else (outside of Mario Mix Dance Dance Revolution).

Yep, that's a good example of what I was thinking of.

All Warioland girls get no love

Rosalina takes umbrage at being compared to this creature.

Something like Rocket Slime, with Toads running around inside a giant mecha handling munitions taken from jumping on and collecting turtle shells and bullet bills? And princesses giving multiple conflicting orders and you listen to best princess to build relationship meter and she becomes your waifu, and the end-game changes depending on jealousy between the three princesses?

I desperately want a vagina like her's.

mine's just fucking a slit an doesn't have the welcoming appeal. Then again, I'm a bit overweight but jesus christ it shouldn't be that hard

Tits or GTFO unless you're a tranny, then please do not post them

Reminder that Yoshi stole the main Series from Mario, got his own spin off game at the same time and got in Smash before Peach and Bowser, thus is actually Nintendo's Lightning.

Real human bodies can never be perfect. Otherwise we would have never invented 2D.

Are you a tall blonde QT like Rosamama?

How about make up your mind first.

Who gives a shit about her? In all the Mario spinoffs when a Wario land theme shows up it's only about Wario.

Royal Relish cause Rosalina is ma waifu

You're an insult to Ai-chan. Fuck off, retard.

Why don't you spergs just fuck off and die?

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i've never had such a hard time deciding

Got to always go with my nigga Donkey Kong.

t. the guy who bought a switch

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This one

Fucking this. If I can't play as both Wa's, just give me monkeys.

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show me a pic or two.

The good end one has a better portrait, but the true end one has a better sprite.

maybe if you're a fag

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gay luigi

This is some super autism, not even furaffinity can top it.

any drawfag can draw shyguy and Snifit dress up as Mario and Luigi?