Overwatch General: keep screaming meme queens edition

Overwatch General: keep screaming meme queens edition

MOON MAP CONFIRMED, LOW GRAVITY CONFIRMED, CUSTOM MOON JUMP ON ALL MAPS OPTION CONFIRMED.

The absolute madmen, this aint 1996, you can't have this kind of fun anymore!

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Oh yeah, borderlands presequel sure was fun.

Have fun with your bumplock nerd

Overwatch is gay and the only reason I own that game is my friend who is hooked to it gifting it to me.

wew

Why would you be mad about not paying for something?

I am not mad. Just pointing out that I not own because I liked Overwatch after trying it. I know from Team Fortress where it is going. I know what modern Blizzard tends to do and I know what kind of motherfuckers get hooked to that shit. I rather don't get that game as habit.

F2P and key cancer isn't always how it happens. The daiperfur vore rp server shit that meme fortress turned into only followed that. Blame valve for selling keys instead of making games.

It's not as bad as people here say it is but it's not as good as it's fans say it is
it's mediocre, 'fun with friends', a timesink that isn't boring.
nothing wrong with playing it casually sometimes if a friend bought it or if you got it at a discount.

to be honest, the meat your match update ruined pubs. Made the game too try hardy. All i wanna do is mess around, but now you've got people who get actually mad if you don't try your pants off.

the only good overwatch threads are r34 dump threads

Taking suggestions. So far I need to do:

Its over, cherish the memories and let it fade.

Porn dump time?

dont forget these fucks

Is Moon Man confirmed though, that's the important question there

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I'm gettin' the feelin' they have a shieeld generator
I'm gettin' the feelin' they have a shieeld generator
I'm gettin' the feelin' they have a shieeld generator
I'm gettin' the feelin' they have a shieeld generator
I'm gettin' the feelin' they have a shieeld generator
I'm gettin' the feelin' they have a shieeld generator

Who has the screen of Jeff being a passive aggressive fuck in the forums about the shitty event?

Good one.

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That is exactly my problem with Overwatch. Its mediocre and overhyped. Guess what: There are more than enough mediocre FPSes out there you can still play online or on Lan. Nobody but ASSFAGs addicted autists asked for it.


Reaper: Not important, Shadow the Hedgehog and any other Chuunie character

Mei: Velma

Winston: Neil De Grasse Tyson, Mojo Jojo

Russian chick: Drago, Heavy, Captain of the Soviet Team from Attack No°1

Symmetra: Sonichu and Julia.

Mercy: Sasuna

There are much more obvious choices but I am not Familiar enough with Overwatch. I even had to google my friend's main.


Probably not and he can't make a boring OK game fun.

You mean the "lets take the anniversary and force arena shit in because we are still thirsty for more esports" event?

Fuckoff OP

Can't think of good examples for the others though.

I want to see that too.

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You could do the same for the samefaced weebshit that gets discussed here daily

My sides
Source?

MOON MAP, MOON MAP I CAN'T SEE,
BECAUSE THE ALBEDO IS ONLY .13

Only one thing to do with these kind of threads.

A faggot gave you aids, how original.


I think that's Ana Foxxx

Sombra as one of these varying opininated alt chicks. Take your pick.

Nigga pls, Mei is my favourite, this is literally nothing i have not seen before.

You ask for Mei, you shall get Mei.

2d>3d in all forms.

and mei is best girl, fuck mercy fags.

Moon map is cool, but two cp? Not so much. Don´t know what to think about this, but i´ve heard there is a low gravity area. I hope this is actually implanted well into the gameplay and not just some useless gimmick.

at least lego chick is sexy, look at those curves

She's a landwhale
Pharah is best tbh

fuck blizzard and their kikery
10 fucking opened boxes and just 1 legendary skin, and it's a winston one

whales can also be girls
and Mei is canonically thin

But sombra is not an annoying feminist dyke.

For you.

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Yeah, I know, right

I imagine tracer will be a fucking nightmare in low grav.

Some guys are velma men some guys are daphne men, its the way she goes bud.

FUCKING HACK TERRIBLE 0/10

Disgusting

Alright, fine. Sombra as Hackerman. Someone is ahead of me in this direction, at least.

Tracer is always a nightmare. A cute nightmare

On a different note, i´m actually more interested in the new teased hero than in the new map, though. It will probably be a genetically enhanced animal like Winston, but i seriously doubt that they would implement another monkey.

Good joke, I'm not buying it Blizzcuck

Better?

Kill yourself

Also, I just noticed how her eye tattoo changes sides on those two images.

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I don´t get why flankers would never search for the fucking shield gen/tp. It´s half of their fucking job. And if i tell them to kill that fucking thing they either ignor me or act passive aggressively. I fucking hate people.

OP please stop replying to yourself

Neptunia doesn't rape you with microtransactions. Neither does Nekopara need a Internet connection. These are the only otaku games I would call unoriginal.


Actually its a sample of Anthrax.

Overcucks should be hanged and Jeffrey Jewplan is one of the most disgusting kikes I ever saw.

neptunia has a good idea with the whole "consoles as cute girls" thing but it is extremely generic besides that
nekopara is a VN, not a video game

A good thread dies every time an Overcuck General is created. Please, think about the good threads.

Nekopara is a very generic VN in a generic moe setting. This is why I would call it unoriginal.

I agree, my only problem is that it's a VN and you said "otaku games", pretty much semantics

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the yoga robot is dhalsim and one of the thousand sci fi robots that all look the same, for example cain from binary domain

Soldier whatever his number was is Cable.

I have yet to see a single person explain to me why this game is bad without sperging out on autism about websites and faggotry that doesn't actually have anything to do with the gameplay

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Is playing Mei a bannable offense yet? Is Hanzo deleted yet?

They took each character's weapon in TF2 and make a character revolving solely around that, and made every character flashy and bright and colorful to attract the tumblr audience. In true Blizzard fashion, they cannot fucking balance their game, so they schizophrenicly adjust the dials while people bitch. One character sucks, then they're buffed, then they're nerfed so they suck again. Hitboxes are loose-y goose-y and you can headshot people behind a wall, then they're tight and you can't, then they're loose again. Shit like that.

To add insult to injury, there are no custom sprays, there are no community servers, all of the interested custom game modes evaporate and disappear at a whim, there's a wordfilter to create a hugbox for sensitive child-minded tumblrites, and Blizzard is too behooven to their audience's whims to bother creating any story for it because oh em gee blizzard just killed my favorite lesbian crack ship i'm going to bitch all day on twitter and tumblr about this great homophobic injustice until they change it back.

Bonus points: TF2 is a descendant of Quake, Overwatch copied TF2, and Quake Champion is shoving Overwatch into Quake 3/Live. It's like the circle of life, except Overwatch and QC are shit.

Also the gobbo is the only good character in Overmeme and deserves to be in a better game.

She is a precious trashfiend treasure if only because tumblr hates her because "being a cope isnt woke, they have ruined my daughter"

LOL

You do know that you can earn loot boxes by playing the game?
Nobody buys the damn things

Oh hey this a decent and sensible post, why isn't this posted instead of the cringeworthy shitposts about muh dumblr muh sjw?

WEW

Honestly you could take D.va as-is, put her in her own game, maybe add a couple different weapon and shield variations, and you'd have a satisfying mech game. For everything Blizzard got wrong in Overwatch, D.va was really satisfying to play and one of my favorite characters to play. It wasn't comprehensive, but it was a good first step in the kind of action-y fast-paced mech game I've wanted to play for years.


They took each character's weapon in TF2 and make a character revolving solely around that, and made every character flashy and bright and colorful to attract the audience of shit-eaters they've managed to corner a market on over the years. In true Blizzard fashion, they cannot fucking balance their game, so they schizophrenicly adjust the dials while people bitch. One character sucks, then they're buffed, then they're nerfed so they suck again. Hitboxes are loose-y goose-y and you can headshot people behind a wall, then they're tight and you can't, then they're loose again. Shit like that.

To add insult to injury, there are no custom sprays, there are no community servers, all of the interested custom game modes evaporate and disappear at a whim, there's a wordfilter to create a hugbox for sensitive child-minded nu-age WoW players, and Blizzard is too behooven to their audience's whims to bother creating any story for it because oh em gee blizzard just killed my favorite lesbian crack ship i'm going to bitch all day on twitter and the forums about this great homophobic injustice until they change it back.

Bonus points: TF2 is a descendant of Quake, Overwatch copied TF2, and Quake Champion is shoving Overwatch into Quake 3/Live. It's like the circle of life, except Overwatch and QC are shit.

Also the gobbo is the only good character in Overmeme and deserves to be in a better game.

I bet your that same fuck who was posting the 2b fat porn shit. Your a sick degenerate fuck.

Please kys.

A shame it's published by EA.

I've heard nothing but good things about both Titanfall games, but I refuse to install Origin and I refuse to give EA money so I haven't touched them. It's truly regretful, though, since they sound and look pretty fun. And they're obviously doing something right if fucking Call of Duty of all things is copying mechanics from them.

Mcree is John Marston. Zarya is heavy weapons guy. Torbjorn is dwarf and tf2 engineer.

Toshiro Mifune for Archer man, I forgot his name.

I've only played the second game (and I hate having Origin and giving EA money, even if I bought it on sale), but it lives up to almost all the buzz. There are some odd holdovers from the CoD gameplay it inherited from its developers, like having a sprint button even though almost every weapon has a mod to allow you to sprint and fire, but overall it's a great time and it balances the two halves of gameplay well.

Ah, Hanzo, just remembered.
Genjinis is the ninja Who died at Zanzibarland

Darn it.

Well in this case he has a excuse, a pro Starcraft player being fat as shit kinda makes sense. Then again, how many fat koreans are there

Around 30% of the Korean population is overweight.

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CRAPCUNTS are as cancerous as ASSFAGGOTS. Their players should be forcefully kept into mental asylums.

I wouldn't even keep that stuff on my HD even to troll people

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Dubs threads rule!!

She deserves to have me in her ass

There's some fuckable pussy in there. I just need a hole to stick it.

when the fuck you gonna finish this shit

I don't get why Tracer from overwank being a faggot is such a big deal.
TF2 had a lesbian way before overwatch did.

The lesbian was Ms. Pauling, right? Correct me if I'm wrong.

This game fucking sucks, if you unironically play this game get the fuck out

It's Candy Crush-tier shit

Just hide the thread.
Is Symmetra autistic?

Truly a question for the ages.

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The problem with pauling was that Pinkerton forced the dyke bullshit onto the comic. The artist behind pauling and the guy who did the art for the comics was very dissatisfied with Pinkerton's choice, and more than likely resents him for it. TF2 is ded anyways, just let sleeping dogs lie

Reminder of undetermined time that Tracer is best girl.

The game is kind of shit right now. Its painful because it has so much fucking potential. Blizzard just needs to get their heads out of their ass.

I mean holy shit just getting into a fucking game in arcade mode is fucking painful
>wait about 60 seconds on the main menu just to get into a fucking Skirmish
>Wait another 30 fucking seconds on the character select screen for some weird fucking reason
>Then wait an additional 30 seconds before the doors finally fucking open

Who designed this fucking bullshit? I mean seriously, this isn't even competitive mode. In TF2 I just go to casual mode, find a game, and join it. Why the fuck does it take so fucking long just to get into a game in Overwatch? Blizzard could easily cut out at least a minute or two of waiting by removing some redundant timers. Just let me play a fucking game PLEASE!

And let us play Offline/LAN, and let us make custom maps. I mean fucking hell

What's the potential of custom maps in Overwatch?

ayy lmao

It isn't a big deal, false-flagging faggots just made it seem like it was so the "lmao gamers amirite" crowd could circlejerk over it.

I've been waiting for a chance to use this.

What kind of retarded ass question is that? Are you seriously implying there is no potential in having user created content like in other online shooters? Do you hate variety and enjoy playing the same 20 developer approved™ maps?

Oh, no no. I'm open to the idea of user created content if games like TF2 and Sven Co-op are anything to go by. Customs skins are ESPECIALLY a thing I want to see in Overwatch.

That's where you're wrong kiddo

sage isn't a downvote, redditors

Still no bumplock, kike

Your picture is still full of stretches and you're a fucking idiot.

She's as autistic as the average Holla Forums poster

Let us unite then.

…wrong person.

You're the one who give shekels to Blizzkikes. You're the idiot here.

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What is this art, geez

You deserve worse treatment.

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Nah

i'm excited for that map. gives me flashbacks to ut2k4's morpheus

They are going to reveal "her" as the tranny character and you know it, faggot.

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Finally, I've been waiting for someone to explain why Overcuck is so bad. I've been getting an "off" feeling ever since I got to try the game for a few weeks then, for some reason, slowly dropped off playing it.

I'm clearly not autistic enough to properly enumerate the flaws.

Okay then, so what Multiplayer shooter is currently underrated right now?

You'd probably love to know that the guy in the screenshot ranting about server ticks is completely retarded. Overwatch is shit for a variety of reasons, but I hate when people straight up make shit up to justify hating something

So you can roll around in your confirmation bias, right?

I like Titanfall 2 a lot, but that's an EA game so not everybody will want to drop money on it. Splatoon's servers are still up, but the game is kind of busted, unfriendly to new players, and Splatoon 2 is releasing on the Switch in a couple weeks.


I think I asked you as to why this was incorrect in the last Overwatch thread, but you never replied.

Yes, I would love to know when someone is bullshitting me, then I'd be better informed.

How about the criticisms on the level and gameplay design? It doesn't look like BS.


No, so I can understand why Holla Forums hates it so much. All I've been seeing is autistic screeching with no argument.

Terrible tick was a thing on release. The guy did say he has played it hence he hasn't followed and doesn't know. And thats only one point from the ocean of points he gives.

hasn't*

Splatoon doesn't use servers to host games, the game isn't busted nor is it unfriendly to new players.


More like an ocean of autistic rambling that doesn't mean shit.

Ye, sure, just dismiss something that doesn't agree with you, if its so retarded it must be really easy to write a counter, so go for it.

They have since improved tickrate to a tad over 60. Even so I believe the default FPS is 30 in the settings so a 20 tickrate would update roughly every frame

Thanks for the recs, fam.

You're a retard

Still more informative than name-calling.

Pinkerton forced Ms. Pauling onto the comic period, she's the de-facto main character. Nevermind that Pinkerton couldn't get basic game facts right; there's characters that treat the TF2 mercs as if they're the best of the best one second (and the game was built upon the premise that the nine mercs were explicitly hired for their abilities), then TFC's Heavy wheels around and claims the TF2 mercs are the laughing stock of the mercenary underworld the next.

I've played the game for two years, and although I love the game I would be lying if I said it had no problems. While most of the worst aspects and OP weapons have been nerfed/buffed accordingly, the game stacks the odds against new players heavily. Grinding weapon unlocks is awful. Rolling for gear slots is awful and expensive and impossible to optimize. Being matched against Japanese smurf accounts while you're still trying to make it out of turf wars is awful.
The Nintendo network hub that peers use to check in to start games. I don't know what the technical term would be if not a server.


If they've improved it, then that's good, but I don't think Activision-Blizzard are tight for server maintenance cash. Shipping the game like that was lazy and underhanded.
Jesus. I guess that's the recommendation for people with toasters, but I remember them making a big deal about the game running at a consistent 60FPS during the beta, which to me implies they want people playing it that way. Even if you don't buy the developer intent (and ignoring how retarded developer intent is when it comes to performance options), if the game allows a maximum then I will consider that the "optimal" way of having it run. I consider hard mode the best way to play when it comes to difficulty, assuming the game is balanced well, so we may have an irreconcilable difference of opinion.

lol

You can call it a MOBA but it ain't ASSFAGGOTS

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When is Mark going to ban Redditwatch generals?

Why are you overreacting like a faggot? The default FPS is 30, it can be changed to a target of any number above that including 300 FPS.

also
You're a fag

Yup and it's canon and hilarious

Well, at least you did your home work on your audience before you started viraling here.

Spectacular

Widowmaker.

Why are most of these new skins so fucking bad?
Goddamn they don't even fit the characters


Blizzard is simply full of shit

What do they have in common besides being female, wearing purple, and having shit anatomy made by retards who don't know how skeletons work?

when does overgame get new maps

They are both in games only good for the porn.

So triggered.
LMAO

But only retards look at Widowmaker porn

Widowmaker will soon be revealed as a MTF tranny.
Not even joking.

I don't give a shit

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die

Just leaving this here.

And this.

My fiance did the same thing to me, though it's hard to even pretend I give a damn frankly.
Nothing about it interests me and the community looks they're far more annoying than useful. Overwatch is the only game where you're more likely to get abused by your own teammates than your actual opponents.
All your team does is shittalk your picks and blame their loss on what they can't control.
Does anyone else have that friend who bought them overwatch? It's like Smash Bros on steroids, in terms of "games everyone plays because everyone else plays it." And just like Smash Bros, it's too casual to take seriously, but the competitive environment has some of the most rotten people in multiplayer gaming.
On an overt level it's shallow, on a covert level it only generates in-fighting.

fuck off overcucks

i disagree with both of these statements.

What fresh hell have I walked into?

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Despite Blizzard having to dominate their play environment, overcucks always contrast it to TF2 to justify anything in Overwatch. For instance, how there are no custom sprays, no community servers, wordfilters, they just say "well TF2 died because laisez faire, so this won't be that." The problem with anarchy isn't solved with tyrannically micromanaging your game. Blizzdrones look at things like custom sprays and community content and involvement as bad things because Overwatch doesn't have it, and TF2 died. That's how they justify their restrictive toxic hugbox destabilized with "balancing" (bipolar nerfing and buffing, only worse than TF2's). "But it's a more kid-safe shooter and isn't full of gore. Look at the colors! I applaud it for being different!" It's absolutely infantilizing. I can't wait for Overwatch to die so they can choke on their own logic. Then blizzdrones find their new FotM timesink and try to explain away the zeal they once had for Overwatch.

This has never happened

My fiance says this kind of shit. Everything about OW that was surpassed by the fun times we had in TF2, she uses Mannconomy and F2P ruining everything as an excuse to justify any downgrades or restrictions in Overwatch. As if constantly nerfing and buffing characters is different than constantly nerfing and buffing weapons when the classes replace the weapons. It's a big undertow for your ranking to get caught under.

fags

I tried…

So having a bright and colorful artstyle is tumblr now? Good to know. I´m only allowed to play moody and violent games, because that is what cool grown ups do.

This is pretty much the balancing process for every multiplayer game ever created. Or can you name a single asymmetric multiplayer game where balance was never changed after its release?

Blizzard hasn´t done anything big about the hitboxes since late summer last year.

Probably your only good points, but pretty minor complaints all things considered.

>>>/tumblr/

i remember when people tried to push a meme where tf2 was bad because it is cartoony and colorful

Its part of what makes it bad

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It's going to be D.VA and you know it.
They can't change the only STRONK female lead they have in a game anymore.
Zarya is my favorite character in that god damn awful game.

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Who gives a body fuck

A tranny? A muscular Tranny with pink hair? You know, I already saw this before!
It's from an Italian game called Breaking the Rules. Her is scar is even on the same side as his eyepatch.

The problem isn't that it's bright and colour, it literally looks like it's made for children. That Pixarshit artstyle is atrocious.

It looks like gay disney's frozen shit.

Top bants

My gut feeling is it's not going to be zarya just because it'd be too obvious, which doesn't leave too many other options though to be honest.

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why bother playing this game ? its just masturbation material anyway.
playing it ruins it since it s a fucking FPS ..

You can actually photoshop Tracer into one of those 3d disney films and no one would notice.

Kikewatch isn't a game. Kikewatch is pure marxism mixed with a mind numbing game. Kikewatch is one of the biggest reasons vidya industry is so awful today. And as you faggots keep supporting it, it's your fault too.

Liking an artstyle or not is pure subjective taste anyway. I happen to like the childish disney artstyle. It makes for cute girls and a light hearted atmosphere. I prefer that at least over the hundreds of brown blurry shooters in the last decade.

The only good thing about this game.

Look, another doubles thread.

With 30 mio players it won´t die anywhere soon, probably.

That has literally never happened in any of these threads. In fact, no one ever claimed that Overwatch is an absolutely flawless game. It´s a fun arcady arena shooter, nothing more nothing less. The fanatical blizzdrone, you guys are always babbling about, is just a fantasy figure in your head so you can attack the game more easily. The only zealous people here in these threads are the autistic shitposters, who completely make up bullshit most of the time, in order to "criticize" the game.

Fuck off drone!

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B-but you aren't signal boosting the goon narrative!

GO HOME OVERCUCKS

"Goon" is a term for somebody from SA, mate. As far as I know they aren't even big fans of OW due to the whole Tracer pose thing.

Go get yourself pozzed on Kaplan's semite cock, you insufferable faggot.

Thank you for the offer, but i guess i pass. He´s way out of my league, anyway.

Does someone want me to actually dissect this that isn't just here for "lul overcucks get off my board"

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If the entire jewish marxism this game represents isn't enough to convince you, it's clear that you don't want to be convinced. At this rate, you're probably a Blizztard paid shill.

Fags don't deserve trips

If any part of what you are going to try and say contains 'that's just your opinion" then I'd suggest you not make yourself look dumb.

Some parts were out dated, others were saying literally nothing. Like there was a part talking about no no being punished for reloading that was like "junkrat should spam all of his clip every time unless he shouldn't". Some other parts were just describing what the game was like and not actually explaining why it was bad.

D.va is a copy of mari from evangelion.
and some still do not realise it

After they got their shit kicked in eve goons have been looking for another game to get in on the ground level and control, given their current "we must worship the goddess anita" internal shift they tried to make overwatch their thing and it bombed since its a casual party game. Who else do you think spams the buttmad in these threads? actual anons who can just hide it or sage once and forget it? who else sticks around for days at a time being buttmad but goons? its easy to spot goonposting they speak the same and use a very small library of image macros. Its the 'how do you do fellow channers my dudes" buscemi effect

Well I mean it's a screencap buddy.
Ahh so you went the other route, instead of claiming "it's just an opinion!" you outright deny that anything was actually said. No buddy that cap says quite a few things, and pretending it doesn't won't make your game any better.
No, it was saying that since reload time is uniform across all circumstances for any single weapon, there is no incentive not to spam every bit of ammunition in a clip prior to reloading, and this disincentivizes fighting smarter and picking shots since whether you have 1 or 5 grenades left, the reload takes the same amount of time. Perhaps you'd understand that a bit better if you weren't a faggot.
I get the feeling that, as above, you just didn't read it all the way through.


Post anime then faggot we'll see who's the goon

I doubt the 10bux would ever come here.
Cuckchan, maybe, but not here.

and here we have a blizzdrone trying to justify his purchase of a shitty game with "muh goons!"

you underestimate their need to influence

forgot to sage

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SA goons have an axe to grind with Holla Forums since the beginning of GamerGate. They probably hate this website more than anything else, so it´s not a far stretch to believe, that they try to subvert Holla Forums.

Goons have this wierd brainwash syndrome where they fell fully into the "i-if i become the ally to the vagina i will be rewarded with sex somehow!" and went full socjus and during the gamergate beginnings were actually going "we need to take down hate chan for our allies!".


The irony of course is "pozzed" is actually goonspeak. Gotta chuckle at that one.

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Speaking about jewish marxism, what is doing ia straight from kike Saul Alinsky's mouth.

Accuse your opponent of what only you are doing, as you are doing it, to create confusion

Now this is triggered. Who could be behind this post?

The only Tel-Aviv boy here is you.

Well no shit, the problem is there are people reading it and taking it at face value.
There were actually very few opinions in it and has more sensible arguments than anything I ever see in any of these threads. That dosen't stop him from shitting out of his ass and presenting it.
He says exactly nothing in this sentence. There are other parts where he does the same thing. With that out of the way, there is incentive to pick smart shots and reload at times other than when your clip is empty or when nothing is happening. Junkrat is a bad example since he is a joke character that isn't supposed to be viable in the same vain as Dan from streetfighter. Widow would be better since shooting reveals your position and draws attention to you.

Holy shit this is more transparent than the pope mobiles glass dome.

How can you believe that? A joke character isn't presented with the same gravity as everybody else on a given roster; that is partly what defines him as a joke character.

Do you speak English language?

Kill yourself, scum.

Because he literally has in game lines that say so and blizzard has left him in the dumpster since release.

You forgot to sage.

You forgot your downvote :^)

Besides having pink as a main color and brown hair: How?

That skin looks like shit. Who thinks that actually is good looking?

Did you miss the sentences both preceding and succeeding it? Because that sentence means what it says on the tin. Uniform reload times mean that bar specific time windows, emptying the entire clip is always superior to otherwise.
The incentive for "smart shots" is to avoid having other people shoot you, but the incentive to not fire the entire clip if an opportunity presents itself is non-existent. Since reload times are uniform you suffer the same drawback from being caught reloading no matter the size of your remaining clip.
And what indication is there that he is a joke character? He doesn't follow any traditional joke character conventions. Even
is a really shitty excuse and is not corroborate anywhere else. Also looking through his voice lines, he never says he is a joke character. Blizzard maybe left him in the dumpster because they're shit devs?
It says a lot that the drawback is supposed to be "people knowing where you are". And again his point stands, since reload times are uniform what incentive is there for a widowmaker not to wait until her clip is empty to reload? Not to mention that it's telling how much you're desperate for examples when you look to the sniper, the class where reloading is the least of a pressing issue, for reload mechanic justifications.

Funny thing is, that guy's speaking how goons went full socjus while defending a full socjus game made by a full socjus company at the same time.

The same studio that gave a shoutout to daughters of Megalia, saying how they're cool and tubular.

Piece of shit company and piece of shit servers. Who the fuck coded this garbage that couldn't make it so a fucking server hiccup didn't trigger the quitter penalty?

Blizzards best and brightest.

I forgot about that whole Daughters of Megalia affair. Blizzard, and more specifically Jeff Kaplan, is completely vile.

You reddit kids are so fucking new you don't know what sage does. Anyone who says, "Xddd sage isnt a downvote" is a reddit faggot. Hang yourselves.

Sage does absolutely nothing, it's like adding zero to a number, which is why people using it to not bump a thread when other people are bumping it and while being on topic are just using it to signal their intent to "downvote" a thread. It's really not that hard to understand, autismo maximo.

Does anyone have an /x/ version of the roll a girl posts? I need one for a thread on /x/ please?

/x/ is a shitboard

Here's a better one.

Roll, I guess…

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Enjoy your ban, kike.

What? What am I not getting banned over these days?

gimme alpaca

Stay triggered, backseat volunteer.

Also, i´m playing the new map currently. It´s very small but has a lot more verticality than other 2cp maps. Sadly, the low gravity area is just a small flanking route. It would have been cool to make the last defending point low grav also.

Balance changes aren´t really that noticeable, but then again, this is ptr and everyone plays even more retarded than on life. At least Reaper seems to be really viable now, because of his constant self heal while shooting. They have made him into a weird mixture between tank and dps. I have to play him more to make completely up my mind about him though.

McCree´s ult buff isn´t that noticeable either, because on the new map there´s lots of cover and room to hide from him.

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I would have posted pics, but Holla Forums is shitting itself again for some reason.

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So?

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Say something about this while I'm away.

I think the script on the post number is borked or something

No.

I'm not sure what fps games you play, but every one I have played the only incentives to not reloading outside of timing windows is conserving the ammo in a clip. The CoD and clone example about different reload times he gives is no exception because all that does is change when the optimal windows are and doesn't add any real decision making.

Junkrat is widely known to be a "troll pick" by anyone who isn't in the literal lowest elo bracket. He happens to be good there because everyone just holds "w" and walks into all of his shit. This isn't a secret to blizzard, they are just happy with where he is a crutch for shitty players. He breaks the fourth wall and calls himself "the comedy relief" in one of his voice lines.

The game balance is in a better spot now than it has since release by far. Triple dps, Quad dps, triple tank, quad tank, triple heal, 2-2-2. You have to choose at least one of the shield tank, monkey or rein, and lucio has been a must pick in 95% of comps since day one but its been slowly going down recently.

Then explain why clicking on it leads to opening a new tab instead of going to the quick reply box?

In a game like this there will always be characters with lower skill ceilings than others, but you can't seriously believe Junkrat being ass was some grand plan of the developers. Being comedy relief doesn't mean being awful.

I forgot, some reasons to reload without using your whole clip:
Between team fights
Preparation for a duel mid fight
Genji deflect
Zarya shield
Dva Shield
Dva getting pushed out of mech
Waiting out burst heals
Waiting out movement options
Not wanting to feed ult charge to enemy healers while you are full
Hiding around the objective while outnumbered
Waiting for a target to come out of a corner
Not giving your position away as a flanking assassin
Not giving your position away when you will only deal a few points of damage since as a close range character
Not wanting to draw the attention of your counter
Knowing you will die before you reload and you want line up a headshot
Baiting people who think your clip is empty and canceling the animation
Preping for your own ult: Widow, 76
Preping for after you ult: Winston, Phara, Hog

If you were just in a team fight why did you not use your whole clip
What did you expend your bullets on that you need to reload, and if it was a fight, why did you not use the whole clip?
The rest of your shittery essentially boils down to "situations where you want to have a full clip" and not "situations where you want to reload before fully expending your clip". As the guy gave examples of why reloading times having differentiation makes reloading a more tactical decision, all you've done is list times when you want to have full clip because you're about to do shit. You're grasping at some really short straws.

I've got some situations where you wanna reload without using a whole clip:
- You wanted to prove a point to some random guy you spoke to on an imageboard and did it arbitrarily
- You accidentally hit the reload button when reaching into your bag of GrainWaves
- Your cat walks across the keyboard and hits reload in the middle of a teamfight
-Maybe you're trying to form the beat to Earth,Wind and Fire's "September' but you're about to be out of ammo so you reload to keep with the pace of the song


Except when reloading times differ for the amount left in a clip, meaning saving a single bullet and reloading is more beneficial than mindlessly unloading whole clips. You know, kinda like the example our buddy gave in the screencaps.

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I get your point bud, but I'm trying to use words the guy understands.

That´s some serious hair splitting their mate.

Not really bud. You can have full ammo after reloading from empty as well. We're talking specifically about points where you want to reload without having expended all the ammo you have, both of them result in full mags but are distinctly different in a game like TF2.

Don't mind me, I'm just checking my singles.

So? I can´t see a scenario in this game where it is advisable not to reload when you have the time to actually reload in safety. So what´s your fucking point? It´s just natural that i want to have the maximum ammount of bullets in my magazine, so everytime the game gives me a chance to do that, i do that. I seriously don´t understand where you even want to go with your argumenation.

Holy shit kys

Perhaps if you'd actually read what's going on you wouldn't be sperging out and looking like such a fucking cockhead. No shit you want full clips, this is about the uniform reload times regardless of current ammo count which is the opposite of what occurs in TF2. That's the sole point going on here, and you managed to be unable to grasp it.


Why DON'T you give me valid reasons faggot? Why would you ever want to not expend your full clip before reloading? If you're gonna shoot, you're shooting at the enemy or one of their abilities, and if you're doing that what reason is there not to fire all your ammo at them since the reload times mean disengaging is functionally identical? I knew Overcucks were faggots, but I didn't know you were illiterate.

10/10


Fixed that for you, brah.

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I don't even like Overwatch but Jesus Christ, just leave the overcucks alone, who cares. Just filter the threads.


That's a 50/60s greaser girl you dumb fucking flairfaggot.

Just because i have a uniform reload time, doesn´t mean that i have to spend my whole magazine all the time without reloading. How you come from that premis to that retarded conclusion is just beyond me. But maybe i´m just not as smart and great as you are. Oh, great shitposter.

Why wouldn't you though? There's no benefit to doing so.

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kys

Thank's brah

A Demoman spamming a choke point in TF2 has to contend with upwards of four seconds reloading his sticky launcher if he empties it. Junkrat doesn't face a similar dilemma.

So the conclusion you're reaching is that Im against reloading in general


This guy gets it

Too bad Overwatch -still- isn't fun.

More like:

No matter how much you try to split hairs, it´s completely retarded not to reload when the game gives you a breather. And this applies to TF2 as well as Overwatch. You´re making a huge difference out of absolutely nothing.

Why is this thread still alive?

Because THE JEW COMMUNITY.

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You literally stated that there is no benefit ever to reloading your gun before the magazine is empty. Hmm… i seriously wonder how i got to that conclusion.


I´m sorry that i broke your already retarded brain even more.

I stated there's no benefit to not unloading your entire magazine before reloading.
Perhaps learn to read faggot. See
for another reason you're a faggot

No, she's just OCD. Blizzard is too stupid to tell the difference, and they want to throw a relateable character trait towards the vast majority of their audience, despite the fact that she has absolutely nothing of relation to her fanbase.


tfw you will never get locked into symmetra's 'tism prism

No. Overcucks deserves nothing short than death, because they're jewry enablers.

Did they actually ever state that she´s autistic? I thought that was always just tumblr headcanon

Symmetra being autistic is 100% canon.

If you wanted to say they didn't represent a good chunk of the Overwatch playerbase (which they do,) then fine. But these people exist. They've personally told me this shit, and denying their existence only brings out your apologist nature.
Typical blizzdrone saying blizzdrones aren't real, and that everyone else is the problem. Some people don't like the restrictiveness on interaction, it's typical for you to say "Everything is fine, no one disagrees, you're making stuff up."

Its imageboard headcanon. People site a a possibly fake letter. I'm convinced sym is a transvestite.

They did. They reference it in the comics regarding her being OCD, and where she is on "the spectrum". Which further proves that Blizzard are a bunch of fucking retards.

And then you have shit like which seals it. It's been confirmed from a few other sources on Reddit where they regularly post.

eh im not a fan of it either way. its probably why cop dva came in an event right before this.
arent all these skins based on concept art? maybe they knew it wouldnt be popular.

I think her Rockabilly skin is cute.

id probably agree if it werent for the makeup. it is not kawaii. im not a fan of the bug themed skins either. they make her look older

The makeup is part of the fashion, since it's pin-up.

Where in this thread do you have seen people who were like "Oh my gerd, Overwatch is the best thing ever! Absolutely nothing is wrong with it! You succ!"
Honestly, most people here in this thread, including me, are happy to acknowledge that this game has flaws, the problem is that most shitposters here just make stuff up on the fly because they don´t know anything about this game.

eat shit
oh wait
you already are

And, you know, the lead writer for the game.

Almost complete. Should Symmetra just be wearing one of the "please be patient i have autism" hats or is there another DESIGNATED tech support character I could compare her to? Mercy is literally just an angel. Maybe something about the Geneva convention because she's Swiss? For Pharah I was thinking Metroid Prime Samus, but I could be missing something.

PTR: Reaper no longer drops orbs but heals for every point of damage he does and player that dies around him

GOD DAMMIT IT REYES STOP CHEATING OR GO HOME.

20% of the damage he deals*

Do one for this

No you fucking retard, we're choosing not to add fuel to this dumpster fire. Its not really hard to understand, but since you're from reddit the only thing you can compare it to is a downvote, so why don't you lurk for a couple years before you post.

This never gets old. If it wasn't Overwatch we're talking about I'd think its a troll

Not any kind of shit. A full plate of steaming jewish shit.

There's nothing you can do to stop Overwatch from being posted on Holla Forums. How does it feel to be completely powerless?

Despite all your sage you're still just a rat in this cage. These threads are over a year old now and no amount of sages have stopped this "dumpster fire". Sage isn't a downvote, it doesn't do anything, and it is completely useless when people are just going to bump the thread anyway. Cry more, redditfag.

That would make sense if the game HAD any writing or story in it.

Says (((25))).

Nice ID hope, schlomo

t. reddit
just go back

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You know you don't need to post all your replies separately, right?

No ID hop here, Moshe.

Make me stop. :^)

You are more paranoid Wizchan.

Go with Sasuna. Its literally the type of Waifu people playing her likes. Phara can be represented by Julia.

Everytime my ultimate is ready ;)

Everytime my dick is ready

CUM CUM CUUUUUUUUUUMM

No argument, I win.

The fucking website is fucking broken, you fucking retard.

Yet I still managed to do it.

More proof you're only doing it to "downvote" a thread.

Robin Williams is rolling on his ashes.


You forgot I.M. meen on Junkrat, aspie indian is your typical tech service and pharah resembles a f-zero character

her outfit doesn't even look like a cruiser chicks outfit


Damn, you're right

Right, it's not that text in the email field stays there after you post, it's that i'm a dumbass who doesn't understand how bump limits work. At least this piece of shit thread will finally start dying.

how do i keep finding a new way to fuck up

really? thats cool. i always thought he would be better off as a self sustaining front line fighter since hes too noisy to be a flanker and as a "tankbuster" gets smacked around too easily.

Mei second best girl.

she really needs to cool it with the calories

We have an OW general?

We had Overwatch generals for a year now. How fucking new are you? Did you stumble upon this board yesterday?

I guess I haven't seen it lately.

People stopped making these threads at some point because of the rampant shitposts and dubposting. Later, Mark recently said that he's not going to ban OW threads and some people got angry as fuck because of it.

Shortly after these threads started popping up, not sure if this comes from actual interest in the game, of just an attempt at baiting people (which as you can see it's fucking easy to do)

Just wish her being chubby was canon. :(

i think people ran out of things to discuss. it happens with every recurring general after a while. the learning process is over and its just a matter of playing better and smarter
if one or two autists werent intent on being niggers the thread would be any slow comfy multiplayer general at this stage in life.
updates reignite interest. changes and new things should bring in discussion.


shame on you

It is. Just fucking look at her, she's a Goddamn whale.

Are you referring to the fan art I posted or the in-game spray?