Looks like the thread died while it was still waiting to be unlocked, so I've made another rabbit rabbit thread!

Looks like the thread died while it was still waiting to be unlocked, so I've made another rabbit rabbit thread!

When you wake up on the first of the month, if the first thing you do is say out lout "rabbit rabbit rabbit", then you'll receive good luck for the month!

We've only got about 17.5 hours left in my timezone (EST), so be prepared!

Other urls found in this thread:

exhentai.org/g/913551/a233ecd392/
exhentai.org/g/992064/2e1440be1f/
exhentai.org/uploader/123ABCanon
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

First

Prepare for these dubs, you cancerous piece of shit.

There is already a touhou thread. Go post your shit there.


Rollan for meido

Can we just start with the lewdposting already?

rolling

To think the last thread actually had a nice start to it before it was locked and left to die.


Here's a few for your troubles.

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thank you cute rabbit girl, you are the only beacon of hope in this desolate hellscape

I'M GONNA SMOOCH A RABBIT

DO NOT LISTEN! THE RABBIT LIES!
YOU WILL GET HORRIBLY BAD LUCK IF YOU GIVE IN!

Thanks user. I only wish I could do more for you guys.


Give her a good one!

reported

Rabbits are for __

For love and cuddling; not for slaughter.

Shoo shoo kikes
Nobody wants you here

stop making these threads

No_.

Why is she displaying her ass like that?

She's showing off her buns.

Lolibutts bring good luck.

I like rabbits.

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I've been doing this for almost 2 years. Sometimes I get exceptionally good luck. Sometimes I just avoid bad luck. But I'll keep doing it as long as I live.
Fuck Mark for making shit up and killing the last thread.

Dead Man Walking, your debt is already fuckhuge.

Mark, thank you for not deleting the thread, and simply locking it until the 31st. Good decision.

Give me luck Rabbit-chan. I'm gonna be doing lots of shit this month and need your best luck you got available. In return, you can have this lewd picture of a rabbit.

There's a notable lack of Chen.

I need to up my anti-depressant dosage.

jews dont want you to have good fortune, but you know what thats not their call to make

I haven't had rabbit in a while. Those last two kills weren't very clean

Mark is the only reason these threads don't get deleted on sight. The jew wants you dead and he's using rabbit rabbit threads to do it.

MAAAARK

BAN EVERYTHING

Also I haven't seen any good bunny girl games since Oy Vey Rabbi Rabbi or whatever it was called. Seems like bunny girls aren't as popular as catgirls.

anti rabbit posters are bad luck kikes, dont listen to their lies

Not video games, don't forget to sage.

Didn't you already make this thread a few days ago?

honestly i dont think theyre as popular overall, but i think in video games it evens out a bit.

shoo shoo evil rabbi jew

yeah really

Rabbit..?

I think that's like the first time I ever saw a chink giving an animal a quick death instead of beating it, dragging it from the back of a truck, or skinning / boiling it alive.

Fuck you anti-rabbit fags. You all don't know shit.

b-but what if they think I'm weird? Christ, how the fuck am I supposed to function normally?

Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit. Oh, look what I got. A game about a rabbit.

Oh boy it's time for this dumpster fire of a thread again.


Please do not encourage secondary kikes to post in the thread about video games.


"Cheesing the fuck out of LoLK"

Find a boyfriend and spread those asscheeks.

Nice work user. Keep it up!


Good luck user!


Rabi-Ribi was a fun one.


I did, but it died since Mark locked it.


Congrats! Hope you'll really enjoy working there.


It's tough, but don't give up. If I can assert myself and act normally enough to pull out a job, I'm sure you can do it too.

I keep forgetting to do this despite coming here every month and I really need it this month, hand over that luck rabbit or I'll bully your waifu.

What's even the appeal of this? I don't get it.
There just isn't enough poisonous gas in the world.

japanese undertale :^)

Good luck user! Please don't bully.

I like Touhou and Tewi in particular, I even like the concept of these threads, but this is not an appropriate board for it.

Oh just you wait rabbit, I have a little surprise for you that you will never see coming.

And why is that? I mean, we have a harmony thread every year right? I don't get the difference between those threads and these ones.

If it's what I think it is I will never forgive you~.

I don't know what that is, I only participate in the video game threads. If it's similar to this one then I don't think it belongs here either. I think these threads fuel your need for attention as well, and it is rather disturbing to watch you post in them.

Now I'm curious what you're thinking.
You don't seem to hold grudges, so I call your bluff.

Me specifically? Nah, getting rid of these threads isn't gonna change that since I love getting people's attention and bullying them tbh. Besides, these threads, along with harmony, christmas hats and waifu threads are good in my opinion cause they lend to making a much needed relaxed vibe on this board. I dunno about you, but I hate boards that ban even a little bit of shitposting or banter cause then I feel on edge a lot of the time and I don't want Holla Forums to become that. I understand wanting to lessen low post quality and that stuff, but there are bigger fish to fry than threads that people do actually like. At least, that's how I feel.

I was assuming the absolute worst. There are some things even I can't forgive, you know.

Said rabbit rabbit rabbit just now, since it's 3 am in the morning already. This better not be a trick or I'll cook you into rabbit stew all the way from across the internet.

They don't care if you're weird nigga, they care if you can do the job. I acted like an awkward sperg at my job interview and I still got hired.

Granted, it's a graveyard stocking job, but still. As long as it's not customer-facing and you don't act like an asshole to the interviewer you'll be fine.

It's no trick. It's a legitimate good luck charm from Britain. Good luck user!

Depends on the position he's applying for.
Presentation, appearance and PR are important with customer service.

Going to try tomorrow, what can it hurt?

Reisen is best rabbit.

Agreed.

So what were you thinking of then? Don't leave me hanging, tell me!

No, he missed one and chopped off half its face. He then showed it to the camera and chopped another one while it sat there faceless before putting it out.
Seriouslt, what the fuck is up with the china man? Is it all the lead in there everything?

They don't have souls.

Thank you rabbit-chan.

Stop using my pictures.

Chinese and koreans are the jews of asia.

These are in fact my pictures. Seriously, most of my chen pictures have already been posted ITT.

He was probably thinking of the time I convinced a few anons to translate a Tewi NTR doujin or two****. In hindsight, that was a little mean. Sorry tewifag.

Good luck user!


I like Tewi more, but I respect your opinion.

Something like that. Please don't do that sort of thing. I can't forgive something on that level of evil.


No problem. Hope you have a great month!

I think that was the same thread I really hurt Tewi using his waifu, ah, good times.
>Tfw now that these threads will be forced to be made so late we won't be able to see any more of those translations being made.
Fuck you Mark you flip flopping retard. Anyone got a link to where they uploaded it?

How cute, you can't hold a grudge even if you tried.

limiting it to the last day of the month is retarded because it means people like me don't get reminded until it's already too late

ntr is the worst, fuck the fags that actually jerk off to that cuck shit

We were just trying to bully tewifag. Is that so bad?

Is anyone surprised?

Have you considered finding this thread on the other four boards it's cross-posted? It's far more well received there.

Bullying is one thing, NTR is another.

Yeah, I just use /monster/ instead.

You're lying you honking troublemaker. Theyre mine. Stop using all chen imgs immediately.

Thanks rabbit-chan. If it all goes well I'll give you a handy, or a fidget spinner or something.

Wrong. All Chen pictures are my property. Cease and desist, honker.

You'll pay for this. I will have my revenge.

Seriously, anyone know where they uploaded it or at least the name of the series? I don't wanna fap, I just skipped it when it was made and I want to see it.

If these threads trigger you so much then why don't you go to /vg/? Besides, have you read the thread? You're the minority, or is you autism blinding you?

It was one of the two: exhentai.org/g/913551/a233ecd392/ or exhentai.org/g/992064/2e1440be1f/
I don't think these are the actual user's translations, but I'm sure it was one of these two they worked on. Sorry, tewifag.

I'm going into debt this month bunperson, so we'll have some serious sageposting if the charm doesn't work.

Have YOU read the thread? How many people have actually said the words? How many people are actually happy to see this thread? This is really just a monthly combination of a waifu thread, touhou thread, and a 4am thread, all of which pull far more interest than this, which is posted on multiple boards by one attention-whore faggot using the same image and template, and it's not even video games. I've said it before and i'll say it again: if this was posted in the touhou thread, fair game; it's spam, but it's spam in a thread that's half-way relevant. If this was in the waifu thread, since it's wednesday anyhow, alright, fine; i sure don't go in there to begin with. If you posted a bunch of Tewi comics in a LOL thread and also added this bullshit in, why the fuck not; but to make a new thread for one monthly reply meme to stroke the ego of a single Tewifag is god damn retarded.

Or, of course, you could, yourself, go to /monster/ like that other guy, /2hu/, or even /jp/, all of which threads have more replies than this one. They're clearly more appropriate venues for this shit than here.

exhentai.org/uploader/123ABCanon
These two, this is the typesetter.

What? A bunch of people said they are doing it. Just because they didn't say rabbit rabbit rabbit in this thread that means no one did it? Man you're retarded.
If that happened then whiny faggots like you would shit up the touhou thread. Deny it if you want but when ever these threads are brought up in those or the meta thread Remember January? Autists like you spill their spaghetti and get every one on the rabbit's side to shut you up.
Not everyone here is a waifu fag. Hell Tewi isn't even OP's waifu so what's the point of that?
I could tell you to go to /vg/ right? I mean, you're getting pissy and embarrassing yourself instead of hiding the thread like a normal person.
This part I like. Instead of ignoring the thread, or making one post and leaving you chose to come back repeatedly fishing for this kind of attention yourself. I mean, look at the pics you're posting. Some shitty "You have been visited by X, Y will happen unless you respond to my post and give me attention by saying Z" meme and you say others are seeking attention? Get over yourself cry baby. I love how not a single person has responded to them btw.
There were a bunch of people like you on the /a/ threads and then they were told to fuck off and they stopped, (for the most part, you still see one or two around). And again, look at the thread you and 2 other people are complaining yet you ask like the majority, how sad.

Oh, thanks dude.

rabbit rabbit rabbit were my first words this morning, but it was about half an hour after I first woke up. Does the magic still apply?

I really need to get a job and have had no luck.

There was a time when people redtexted that shit as a sign of exuberance; now barely anybody cares. Really shows a lack of energy.

Not me, fuckboy; i don't go into 2hu threads unless i see a cunning reply i can make as i go past it on the first page. I certainly don't post on the other boards i mentioned, either, so you'd be at least one shitposter short on those fronts.

I see someone posting lots of pics of one girl, it's either a waifufag or an avatarfag, and avatarfags try to match the attitude for their post to the pic they slap down.

Hiding something like this were twitter or tumblr, right? That won't change shit. I didn't post in a rabbit thread for a year after they grew tiresome, and they didn't stop; now i'm here to speak my piece and, ideally, get rid of this lockbait thread on this board. It gets cross-posted, so it's not like you'll be missing out entirely.

If i wanted attention, i certainly wouldn't be saging; hell, i'd be posting more pictures just to draw the eye to my posts. Besides, that's all this thread has ever been: a reply meme. I wouldn't even be appropriate on any of the boards it's on if it weren't for the Tewi spam; it's just be a fucking superstition/kindness thread, which certainly isn't video games, japanese, touhou, or monstergirl in itself.

Majority? If you want majority, you should look at all the people NOT posting in this thread, on this, the most popular board in Holla Forums. The majority doesn't give a shit, it's just the minority who likes the threads versus the minority who one-and-done shitpost, me who cares enough to make a constant argument against this stale monthly spam, and the fuckin' white knight that is you defending the rabbit princess for monthly dream glory.

Probably because the thread was deleted and remade on the last day of the month?
That's why I said "people like you".
Don't blame me just because it would solve your problem, mate.
But you WERE posting pics, until I called you an idiot for doing it and you stopped.
Again, same could be said for harmony or Christmas hat threads. I'd rather have these comfy threads around to give a more relaxed vibe here instead of turning Holla Forums into something like /vg/.
1. You can say that about every single thread on this board.
2. I was obviously talking about of the people in this thread, dumb ass.
Do you even know what spam is you retard? It's when you post the exact same thing over and over in quick succession, not the same thread a month apart.

Ayy lmao, good to see you're alive user. I'm the user who dumped the original doujin and got the whole ball rolling.
Take it as a gift, tewifag

I love you ebola chan


shoo shoo evil rabbi jew


I'm making sure to cover all my bases

Nah, nobody was doing it in the previous thread, or even last month. Not sure about any threads before that, off the top of my head, but i have my doubts.

My problem is that these get posted, the same thread with the same pic. Never a different topic or image, just the cookie-cutter shit every month.

Posted the ebola one to one-and-done, posted the trumpeter because i saved it before and also to make a point. My second post ain't got an attachment at all; i'm sorry you didn't notice it because it didn't have anything next to it.

Are either of those monthly? Are either of those posted on multiple boards? Are either of those the exact same OP picture posted by the exact same person? I'm not even all that hot on Harmony threads, but at least they aren't an excuse to talk about your fucking life like 4am threads are.

Ah, the majority of the vast minority; how selective. I count 17 people who're explicitly anti-rabbit, five people who just want porn, two Chen posters, that one guy who was first, maybe 14 people for it including the OP, and a handful of people who's motives are indeterminate like chiming in about chinese animal torture. You say majority, but that definitely ain't more than half even among people who actually bother to post.

Spam is anything that's pushed, regardless of if anyone wants it or not. This not only gets reposted monthly, with the same fucking pic every time, but it gets posted on multiple boards. It's spam; perhaps even the second-most widely-spammed thread, with the first being that one brown pill post.

SHOO SHOO EVIL RABBI JEW

Why do you make this fucking thread on Holla Forums when you already have one on /a/?

Do you hate fun?

I'm gonna need you to slow your meme-flow down there for a second considering most or all of the generals on this board fit that criteria.

I love fun; i just hate spam. If it was a different format, a different phrase, a different 2hu, or even if it wasn't it's own thread, i wouldn't care. Give me another oekaki thread, another redraw thread, another ROB thread, and i won't actually post in it but i'll still appreciate it. Hell, i'd take another fake MMO thread over this.

>Only the offtopic threads I like are allowed

I forgot to say rabbit rabbit this month again, fuck

Fuck you, shut the fuck up before it happens. I don't like this thread but fuck me if it isn't infinitely better than that fucking meme cancer.

Are you retarded? Every general i see starts off with a different picture: GamerGate, ADAG, Fullderp, there's even another Black Desert thread with a green-haired elf-jew that i never saw before. Now, maybe you're thinking of threads that keep popping up over a long time like the Tree of Savior one, but it's rare to see a general with an over-used OP image.


Rabbit threads today, 4am tomorrow, nest week waifu threads and friday night threads.

Actually, that's a lie; i hate 4am threads but i don't have the energy to piss on it and at least they get bumplocked. Waifu threads are shit, but they at least stick to vidya girls; if they didn't say 'waifu' in the title i might almost call them acceptable. All the ones i named are VAGUELY vidya; not hard video games, but close enough that they don't disgust me, and, more importantly, are original content and aren't an excuse to post your life and stats like 4am and friday night threads are.


¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You can make this thread into anything you want with just posting related content you want in it, as derailments have always been the standard way to bring quality into an otherwise dull or repeated OP, just like in Generals. Since at least three months ago anons have been translating and typesetting a random tewi doujin here without any sort of input, just on a whim. Too bad mark locked the thread 3 days ago so there wasn't even any time to select a doujin or translate it.

It's simply an entretainment funthread every end of the month, there's no need to be so worked up about something you may deem "wrong" when it brings joy to others.
If you really don't want to give in the effort to bring something fun for yourself inside of this, you could just ignore it, it's only here for 3 1 days, every 30 days. Unlike the LOL/4AM threads who are remade every hour despite being deleted, which are just reposts of reposts of reposts of avatarfags reposting shit.

Splatoon threads, E3 threads, System Shock threads, several ME:A threads, Far Cry 5 threads when they're not immediately shitposted to death on both sides of the fence from political shitflinging that doesn't have any place on Holla Forums in a just world, believe you me there's loads of threads that start with similar or identical images from thread to thread, or only draw from a small pool. Arguably with rabbit threads starting with a different OP every time they qualify for the label of spam about as much as the non-identical-image generals do by having different pictures but the same OP infodump.

You can post and translate lewd 2hu dojins in the 2hu thread, and you can probably even do it in the learning japanese thread, too. (which also isn't especially vidya either but i'm a fan of Japan and JRPGs so i can't hate on it) You don't need a funthread once a month when you have funthreads all the time.

LOL threads are all about laughing at an abortion comic in what was otherwise a gamer series; it's a shame it goes to hell so often, but that's almost the nature of the beast. Next time one comes up i should start dumping RPG World comics or something, assuming i give a damn at the time.


Splatoon OP looks fresh, and the E3 is practically an 'everyday until christmas' meme; i hardly pay attention to the others so i can't say for sure, but if Shodan's getting posted a bunch for System Shock threads, that'd be like Aerith getting stabbed for an FF7 thread: that's all half the people actually know that game for. I know i've seen that Mario/Rabbids image a few times, but i'm not sure it's fair to use that as an example when that image is about 40% of all anyone knows of the game as yet. Hell, i'd argue most of those aren't sincere enthusiasm generals so much as "HEY EVERYONE COME LOOK AT THIS SHIT" generals, and so they don't have anything new to show.

Who is this "you" you are talking about?

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is it when you wake up because I think I'm fucked, will it still work if I wake up at 2PM and say it?

I normally only do it when the first ray of light on the horizon appears, which actually signifies the beginning of the day, but that's because i can't sleep anyways.
You could just take a nap right now and say it exactly when you wake up, it'll still work as long as it's not past mid-day from what i've experienced.

I'm only doing this because a kitten we were going to keep died last month a few days ago, and I didn't say it that month.

So around 6-7? When I first notice light outside of my window? Should I stop talking to my friends?

Tewi is a nigger…

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That's if you're unsure about being able to wake up early enough. Don't go overboard and miss workday just for a charm though, a little bit of extra luck isn't as important as getting a good night of sleep.
Though, if you have nothing else to do, yeah go for it. Why are you talking to people in voice? at 3am in the morning anyways?

Regardless, sun rises around 5 to 7 depending on regional conditions. Usually 6am. Try to drill into your head to not say anything until then.

There, done it. Thanks rabbit.

My friends are australian and I'm american.

Secondaries are gay.

it's 3 am and i just barely said it, does that count?

My dog is going to die horribly this month now that I went ahead and said rabbit rabbit rabbit?

Possibly, although my money is on you getting a serious physical injury, those are very common with rabbits

was i talking in my dream, or was i mumbling on the brink of unconsciousness? i guess ill see how the month goes but i hate not knowing.
i succeeded with the ritual in may and was a great month full of pleasant surprises.

Now we'll see how the month goes

I want to like rabbits but I fucking hate them because there were two rabbit furries I used to be friends with on Steam and they were autistic as hell and disgust me.

Well it's completely fine then. As long as I can walk my dog it's within acceptable parameters.

First one to dubs gets to stay on my aircraft!

You didn't fly so good

Nobody cared who I was until I honked on the horn.

You're probably right.


You're welcome.
I only know what the second thing is due to a friend talking about it the other day.


I have a loan I'll need to start paying off this month myself. Hope it'll pay off!


It might. It's better to say it sooner though to avoid forgetting. Good luck with the job hunt!


I was happy to see it done after so long. It looked so cute.


There's always next time.


When you wake up or first moment of the day. If you can do both, do both!


Sorry to hear about your kitten. Hope this month will go better for you.


You're welcome!


Did you wake up at 3am?

I'd hope neither of those things happen!


Happy to have helped. Good luck!


Hope you didn't say anything first.


That sucks. Furries shouldn't be allowed to ruin nice things.

I forgot

again

You're a big friend.

You sound like a faggot trying to virtue signal.

I was too groggy from sleep debt to remember. Aside from being woken up from a call.

I didn't realize I forgot about it till a while after my car died

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for an unknown reason I woke up saying "selamat pagi," and realized I forgot immediately after.
I did sleep well, though.

I finally did it, thanks tewiposter.

Even if it doesn't work I will still love these threads they are fun and cute and incite butthurt.

That's a shame. Try again next time! Hope you still have a good month.


Nice work. Good luck user!

well i just lucked out pretty good. guess i made it