12 days until E3

Vita successor would be nice too

a non-shit DA where I can make Byzantium Tevinter great again

Can't get disappointed if you don't have hope

everyone presenting and viewing dies

Todd declares he is running for president in 2020 and wins

Steambot Chronicles 2 and Disaster Report 4 gets a release date on PC

tfw the newest game I've played is the Dragon's Dogma PC port. There's been so many shit games lately that I've become completely uninterested in trying new games. I think the only game I'm even slightly excited for is Bannerlord.

Anime becomes real

Etrian Odyssey V localization

Would that be too much?

Can't wait for the train wreck. How south is this shit going?

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Russia has you covered.

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I just want to see more Ever Oasis lizard ass

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Bayonetta 3 will be confirmed for summer release and E3 will get an explosive visit from the religion of peace.

goo . gl/GLPIQ7
Here's that Nintendo Bingo card again, this time without massive link.

Melee HD

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The video game industry crashes without survivors and I enjoy already released vidya until heat death.

Advance wars proper sequel no wafiuism

Forgot to add battalion wars sequal.

someone who appears on a conference gets fired this year

Anyone have the screencap of the user describing how Trump should reveal his liking of video games, and how this causes all SJWs to abandon the hobby once and for all? I wish for such a thing to happen.

I want Todd to be my daddy.
I want a remake of Crash Team Racing

Devil may cry 5 is happening this year, with our loved uncle Dante

D E S I R E S
Ninty
New Advance Wars ( or Battalion Wars)
New Eternal Darkness. There are rumors circulating
Mario Odyssey looks at least better than Galaxy 1
New Metroid hopefully all 2 of them in development reached completion
New FZero that plays like Fast RMX, but faster
New Wario Land for the 3ds or Switch if Nintendo knows whats good for them
New Pokemon for Pokemon Stars
E x P e C t A t I o N s
New Metroid
Mario gameplay
Arms gameplay
"Surprise" Smash Port
A lot of ports
F U C K I N G R A B B I D S
SNES classic
S O N Y
Desires
PSP3 makes Nintendo nervous, so they will actually try
Red Dead isnt garbage
Spiderman isnt a QTE-palooza
Death Standing isnt a movie
Expections
Days Gone is as trash as it looks
Detroit: Become Human is a movie
God of War is full of FEELINGS
Death Standing has a glaring fault
M I C R O S H A F T
Expections
Scorpio

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Anthony Burch going on stage and telling everyone that Gear Box is closed forever and that all the IP's are being given to people who'd care about them. Then he would admit to being the biggest cuck.

Then, Tim Schafer will come onto stage and get naked, then cover his micro dick with a sock puppet and proceed to cut it off. He will then put it into a food bowl for Mac Walters and Andrew Wilson to fight eachother on who gets to eat it. Meanwhile, Schafer is dancing around the room until he bleeds out. After that, Anita Sarcisian cuts open his stomach with her giant nose and unleashes a torrent of candy/confetti before she melts into the amorphous goo of her original form.

Is anyone working on a drinking game?

If someone actually gets dubs I might.

Horrible disappointment and someone completely dropping out of the race.

Please be real.

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Bethesda announces a Kemono Friends game and half of Holla Forums instantly dies of anger.

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Do it

Ah ffs, well guess if you want dubs you got to do it yourself.
Any ideas anons for what should buzzwords?
I think open world sandbox is a shot only with Ubishit games.

Tightest fucking rhythm game there is.

I WANT TO TIT FUCK TARA STRONG

I don't know why, but I woke up and suddenly thought Viva Piñata came out on the Switch. Speaking of switch, I dreamt I was playing it and breath of the wild was very different from the Wii U version.
What a weird dream.

I mean, she's a Jew. So it's gonna be pretty fucking easy for you. Go ahead.

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you and me both bud e

sage for double post

The religion of peace sets off a few fireworks in the crowd.

There will be a new robot game where you can romance the robot.

Non moba Wild ARMS 6, EOV eng, EOU3, new non-moba Valky Prof

Ugh I hope not. There was a wave of pinata OCs on /furry/ like 3 years ago

mobage not moba

Ha ha ha ha ha.
Show me?

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i wonder if she do cute voice when you fuck her the ass

Why self loathe? I already said S H E 'S A F U C K I NG J E W

having sex with her would be easier than taking candy from a baby, a dead baby.

I wish for the AAA industry to crash

Off by one. DAMMMIT

She screams like Timmy turner when you're about to cum

Id just have her speak in monotone and wear a purple cloak for me.

DLC-season pass-you can do anything-it just werks-please clap

hes done it

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I didnt save any of it. But it was a meme fotm fetish that made them okay woth soft gore.

Now FA had a decent chunk of pinatafied fursonas even further back, im sure you can find them

Dino games!! Give me Dino games!!! Give me a Jurassic park operation genesis sequel!! My autism has to be quelled!!!

ayo where da jewsh wymin at

Allah blesses the event!

Well how's this for an E3 drinking game?
Sip
Sip
Sip
Sip
Shot
Shot
Down your drink
Sip although you may need a lot of booze for this
Sip
Shot
Down your drink
Shot
Shot
Sip there again may be lots of these
Shot
>Some "Hip-hop" artist or "rapper" is interviewed aka a nigger
Shot
Sip may bankrupt some anons in the booze budget
Take everything in your drinks cabinet, pour it into a bucket and down it.
Take all your drinks, go to the shops and buy all their drinks, pour it all into a bath and drown yourself in it, dying happy.

Anymore that should be added? Yeah it's shit I know

Fuck forgot
Sip cause there will be a lot of these

inb4 it actually happens.

What have you done user?
Right everyone phone your nearest emergency service. Tell them to be ready with the stomach pumps at E3.

Just imagine the bitches with neon colored hair and those antifa supporting goon hipsters suddenly becoming nothing more than dislocated pieces of heavy, raw flesh in the showroom's floor. Organs dangling in the chairs and blood splattered all over the stage. A cosplayer looking at her tattered nubs, screaming due to sharp pain of missing her legs and greedy, corrupt developers with their overweight anti-consumer bosses being held by their fucking neck as they're forced to eat nothing but Ahmed's rusty knife by their windpipe. The angry directors, being stubborn as hell and threatening the goat humpers with arrest until they hear loud loads fire and their body grows limp, their stiff body hits the cold concrete floor and people celebrate the day ISIS finally doing a good thing for once.
Oh what a sight!~

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Were you the same fag who made that post on /vp/?

X4 will be announced, X Rebirth never existed.

niggah upload your folder somewhere i need this

No thanks.

Oh god. This is that ugly bitch horsefaced bitch that played zelda all over again.

This chick is barely video games, contain yourself

weebfag pls go

what are you talking about?

Normalfag, pls go.

This is all I got.

You're right, I should spoiler them.

But she has voiced video game characters.

Why do these lewd anime shitposts always have amazing music? Song please.

At least I got dubs.

Her voice modulates from each of the different roles she has played for every minute that you've lasted. She'd switch from Ashi to Ben Tennyson to Rikku to Omi to Harley Quinn and so on. She does Bubble's giggle indicating when you hit or getting close to the right spot.

Once you've reached the climax and cover her face in semen, she'll enter into final voice mode. Whether she notices you finishing or when she's tired, she'll become much more rougher and start fuck swearing in the voice of the character you known the least about because of obscurity or hated most out of her many roles. She'll start speaking like Twilight Sparkle if you don't get the hint and recite a one-sided dialogue verbatim and in order from the beginning to the latest episode of what she said.

Dare you enter Tara Strong's Vagina?

The chick who was playing BOTW.

Looks like a secretly tranny escort.

She looks like Hillary Clinton lmao

tsroxxy8in.tumblr.com

I wish I knew.

Wew user.

what did i miss?

Oh great I saged instead of spoiling>>12665328

He'll post it again right now. Give it a sec

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Are you ok user? Because that looks like a woman holding a dick.

WHAT
SHOW
IS
THIS

coming Q4 2018

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Video related.

kanojo ga flag wo oraretara 

I just want to hear booing at any virtue signaling or false narrative spreading attempts. I also want the Super X boner boogaloo to be so good it forces Sony to counter. Of course, Nintendo remains for girls and soft boys.

I want to know more

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Wait thats was the tranny from the same link? I thought it was unrelated.
Kill me now.

If I can't get what I want, I at least want it to be a shit-show that's hilarious.

Something cray-zee, something hype (even if the end product turns out shit, having an audience of people that excited can be uplifting sometimes I just like it when I see people able to show they love stuff without being shat on), maybe a decent RPG or 2.

Not that I can run anything on my toaster, and I'm not getting any of the consoles now all 3 charge for online.

Bingo would avoid liver-damage and alcohol poisoning.
Because you will get black-out drunk knowing E3.

The internet is full of "women" that obscure their faces in the camera. You have yourself to blame for getting tricked by 3DPD faggots.

Rolling for Treehouse Audrey has a wardrobe malfunction and her tits burst out.

Q U A D D U B S

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You fuckers are desperate.

Welp, looks like I'll have to watch Nintendo's shit this year.

This would make me soooo happy

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Learn to count you fucking retard.

stop this bully, i'm sorry daddy

FUCK YOU I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT IMPERIAL KNIGHT GAME

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This

Imagine if it's all botched and her nipples are horribly misaligned

It's like they think that they can't be attractive as a flatty.

Sony announces a Vita 2.

Only boys can be attractive as a flatty

Revita

BUT FIRST

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They are not 2D

LET'S TALK ABOUT PARALLEL BOOBIEVERSES

I think the reason Japan's birthrate is dropping so fast is because they have unrealistic hopes for women, they desperately want these adorable, submissive, shy girls who fawn over being touched, when in reality women like that are very rare. There are a fair amount of boys like that though

do it faggot

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It's actually because kids are very expensive and take up a lot of your time, hinder your career, and because women now have careers too and don't want to hinder it for the sake of family.

I'm not referring to actual boys you fucking pedophile, I mean adult men

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So much subliminal White Supremacy coming from the video game industry these days.

And I'm referring to teenage boys.

I can't risk a ban, I'm sorry user.

I mean, if he lost weight, I'm sure he'd be more fuckable.

Mark pls

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There. If you missed it, you missed it.

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK

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everyone who posted in this thread will die 3 days before E3.

cmon you could've given a fair warning, just one more please daddy

I'm not OK with this.

the dubs are our saviour

Post bingo cards

All pedo posters should be b& and v&

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how fucking quick are you deleting these holy fuck

i'm not a pedo you retard, i'm under the assumption they are 18+

Simple, I won't post about it anymore.

When is Devolver's thing happening?

That's futa, not trap

Ha ha

wait were they kids

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Forgot to remove Squeenix completely (since apparently that's not happening)

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Dying Light 2, but with all the first game's issues fixed/executed properly and more expansions. i really did like the first game though, the definitive/deluxe edition at least

anyone who posts anime reaction images during E3 will develop a tumor in their brains and spines. also, it will be inoperable.

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tbh when it comes to shitposting I'd rather have spergy terrorist threats than mentally ill homosexuals pretending Holla Forums was & is 100% gay as it's painfully reminiscent of Carolyn Petit's #WeBelongHere attention-whoring at PAX; it's basically "we're here we're queer" shit parading through Holla Forums chanting about "boypucci" & "feminine" male genitalia. At least the terrorist shit was funny.

DELETE THIS!

ahem

I thought this was the same thread, until I noticed the replies were fewer.

This is Know Your Meme tier levels of cringe.

Transmonster?

Given that everyone else is a bunch of SJW fucboi pandering losers, I'm only really interested in Nintendos shit, but I'll watch the others blunder about for laughs.

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM

Time to get comfy.

Is anyone feeling anything close to excitement for what happens at e3 this year?

That QTE ending fight though. It was like enjoying a decent dinner throughout the evening, then on the final course of the meal staff burst out of the kitchen, tied you down, and shit in your mouth.

The chromatic aberration looked terrible too. At least in GTAV it was softened/blurred, but in dying light it's just hard edges of red & cyan like anaglyph 3D. I tried to mod it out since there was no toggle, but the mod didn't work fully on my version.

I'd love to see Serious Sam 4, but Devolver already said it's not gonna be at E3.

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Etrian odyssey V english release

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM!

Has anything changed, at all?

What kind of retard prefers being a wagecuck to having a family.

Oy goy don't you know kids will ruin you, its like the end of your life, death, but worse!

This cuck Overdoses live on the Bethesda stage

just remember this man is 43 years old

antifa shows up with the fireworks instead

Get those report cards ready Holla Forums

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what are the best places to watch the E3 streams?

What's there to see this time ? besides M&B

My god. What happened to Stephan Molyneux?!

Clean version anywhere?

oh

Nowadays his thumbnails are all overly edited pictures of his stupid, smug face?

TRAUMA CENTER TRAUMA CENTER TRAUMA CENTER TRAUMA CENTER TRAUMA CENTER TRAUMA CENTER TRAUMA CENTER TRAUMA CENTER TRAUMA CENTER TRAUMA CENTER

God damn it, user, one post earlier! You had one job!

It's gotten a lot better since these past few years. Have Twitch and YouTube ready since they'll both be hosting their own dedicated streams that are far more reliable than the ones we used to endure courtesy of game sites like Gamespot and GameTrailers.

Speaking of Sessler and watching G4, it was ten years ago that G4 tried to air E3 on tv…with commericals. The result was breaks in the middle of keynotes. Several critical trailers were missed. Back then, streams didn't really exist very much. So yeah, things have changed a lot.

Bonerlord, Serious Sam 4, Ace Combat 7.
Metal Wolf Chaos by Devolver

That was my wish. Let's see if I can get lightning to strike twice.

Why do you forsake me, Kek?

all politics aside i would love to see him talk about video games just cuz his mannerisms crack me up.

The man is either senile or insane and the fact he's running a country because people bought his bullshit is the funniest thing imaginable.

Too bad I might miss it, at least the shitposting here makes up for all of e3

ftfy

a six became a seven.

Keep going leftypol

tesseract chekers my dude

Here comes the derailing.

wew

Can't argue with numbers like that

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TES6 will be announced. It will be a worthy successor to Morrowind.

get

ha ha

so what dead series will they revive at e3 this year, that's my prediction. i can just see it in my head all to clearly as they throw some guy in a suit no one recognizes to talk about some old character 'you all loved" then throw a remaster reboot up on the big screens

and when the screens go black they show a release date that is within the next 6 months and "pre orders available now"

But who cares about age when free shit is promised, Sanders in 2020, right comrade?

I was looking through my collection and I found some legal ones
Here.
mobile.twitter.com/syoutro_gg19

LMAOOOOOOOOO

All the candidates were garbage but the fact people went out of their way to suck their dicks is ridiculous.

Oh, nevermind.

How about Daggerfall you fucking pleb.

E3 bombings by religion of peace

Luigi's Mansion 3 is announced and is a proper sequel. Mario and Luigi comes out with a new game that is on par with Superstar Saga. There's a new Metroid Prime and it's as well done as the past games. Paper Mario goes back to its original style and gameplay. There's a new Animal Crossing game with better dialogue options and better game interactions. Half Life 3 is officially cancelled.

MATCH MY DONATION, BRO! I want to match those digits.

Well buckle up, cause it's going to get even more retarded. People are seriously considering running Obama's wife. It won't work, but I have heard people talking as if it was a possibility.
Polite sage for off topic

Again? Does anybody have a new version of pic-related?

A Shrek character-action game made by Platinum Games

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DMC5 or Bayo3.

I wish that Ubisoft goes full diversity and get shot down for it, Nintendo doesn't do somthing completely retarded for once, and Naughty Dog tries to make a real game instead of a pretend movie. I also wish nuGod of War gets cancelled, or gets caught in development hell at the very least.

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never again, most talent from that studio has left by now and the market still demands movie-games

delet this I tell yah what

Every game has microtransactions from now on

Every game has microtransactions from now on

BGS reveals Starfield and a shitty mobile game to go with it.

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Bring me the bingo cards, I'm gonna do a drinking game with not my gf
Also give drinks suggestions, right now I'm only leaning towards red wine or double+ barley based beer but I'd like some homemade cocktails.

Rolling for Chris Chan going on a murderous rampage during one of the presentations.

Did all those replies honest-to-god think he's actually gonna do it?

Why do you cucks like this ugly ass tranny so much. I can understand you being fags but god damn is he ugly.

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Newfag please go

The sad part is he's right, Nintendo's only had 2 bad E3s in the past 10 years and at least they focus on gameplay.

If you don't know who "she" is you need to take a time machine back 10 years and lurk until the present date

Posting my report cards

HANG IN THERE, SQUILLIAM!

It's going to happen I can feel it.

Why are you so thirsty for Nintendo games?

It's not happening.
People said it was gonna happen last year, and it didn't.
DMC5 is like Half-Life 3 at this point, except the difference between the two is that DMC5 was never announced.

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What the fuck is FromSoft doing?

dying

Rehashing Souls again

working, probably. although i can't remember if dark souls/bloodborne reveals were at e3 events or not. e3 is mostly western games with the one or two good jap announcements that sony clutches on to

beating a dead horse

I refuse to lose hope until is find out what game Itsuno is working on, and even then if the game is not DMC5 it's still probably going to be good.

Here's the fully updated one user.

OFF BY FUCKING ONNNEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I honestly think a DMC5 could win E3 like Zelda did last year.

don't cover this thread with your overt faggotry. traps are gay and if the rate of dicks in porn ever surpasses the number 2, it is officially for the homos.

ha ha, no.

Is that your coy way of asking for a gay porn dump?

Traps confirmed not gay unless 3-way

Perhaps Stalin should've killed more of them.

DMC's only real competition has only ever been Ninja Gaiden. Seeing them both comeback having learned from they're past mistakes would be great, but that's alittle bit too much optimism.

I'm not. I just want Nintendo to become good again because they are making the same bad decisions that plagued Sega back in the mid 90's. I feel like if they go to the verge of bankruptcy and become a third party dev, it would give Nintendo a wake up call & that will make them change there ways.

1. A new Armor Core
2. Bloodborne 2
3. Tech Souls
Or 4. All three above

I want Todd to tell me lies.

Oh, you're just delusional

Nintendo was never good

…user, you should read the embeds on this post: Actually, screw it, I'll just embed them here.

"Skyrim 2 is gonna be YUUUGE!"

who git da got?

>>>Holla Forums is that you?

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Shit taste lad

I mean the middle ones fine too if you put a bag over the kikes head..

Confirmed, it will be announced, but it will be shit.

stupid whores not knowing shit about tits and bras. you would think the people who have access to tits 24/7 would know at least the basics about them

user…you forget.

Whores gonna whore.

That's sexist user.

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How about a low cut top? The good times would last longer.

Alright, so remember when EA tried to reboot Medal of Honor and it was panned? Then they tried to make a sequel to that and it was also panned? It has been about 4 years for people to forget about them so I feel as though they're going to try to dip in again. It'll be an attempt to keep Activision out of the race with casual FPS games.
In terms of Ubisoft, since they're bringing so many new Tom Clancy games out they're going to try to revive Splinter Cell. Blacklist came out about 4 years ago as well which is, again, enough time for people to forget in the corporate jew's mind.

On second thought….
NINTENDO FUCKING DESERVE TO GO BANKRUPT!!!!!!!! I HOPE THEY MAKE THE WORST E3 SHOWING EVER THIS YEAR TO MAKE EVERYONE TO STOP BUYING NINTENDO'S SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

too see some Ace Combat 7 footage

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smh

Even traps look better than this atrocity.

God damn you are a faggot.

She looks like that one bitch from Breaking Bad.

Well at least you admit you're gay.

So a guy fucking another guy isn't gay because there's only two dicks?

I think you need to add in a vagina into that equation to make it work.

GAY

I meant greater than or equal to 2. My math was off.

so one dick is gay?

yes

Bully 2

Elder scrolls 6: Hammerfall boogaloo

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I want Bully 2 to be set at an all girls school and have lewd things in it.

TES is supposedly on hold while bethesda does a bunch of other shit, so it's not likely

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I liked the girls in the original Bully.

yeah more mobile games and Starfield

Its about Jamal in a ghetto black school rebelling against the evil system placed by the oppressive whites.

Easy Mode: You're the alpha bully in an entirely white school
Medium Mode: You're the nerdy kid in a white school
Hard Mode: You're the nerdy kid in a mostly white school that's been diversified with blacks and mexicans
Devil Must Die Mode: You're the only white kid in a black school

traps aren't gay.

I'm kind of excited, I guess. I just want to watch the streams with my best friend user, games I actually want news on would be a nice bonus.

TRAPS ARE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I hope demo streams it

Left 4 Dead 3, though I already got dubs in an earlier thread about a month ago so I'm probably fucking myself over here.

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The final mission is trying to get home after all the blacks find out you graduated on the honor role.

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Are the dates on these cards accurate? I was going to ask off from work those three days for "family Reasons".

Ren fulfills his promise.

YOU MANIAC

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCK

the monkeys paw forms a fist

help

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

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AN ANGRY GOD IS AT WORK HERE

God is here
and he demands justice

IDIOTS! WHAT SORT OF ELDRITCH HORROR WILL YOU DRAW INTO OUR DIMENSION WITH SUCH RECKLESS MEMEING?!

Nah, you go fuck 'em up good, Ren

STOP

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

Yea, I pretty sure The Elder Scrolls is not gonna be released until at least next year though there's still a chance…

THE PACT IS SEALED. MAY OUR CHILDREN FORGIVE US.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

can someone repost it?

lol fuck me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT DID YOU DO, Holla Forums?!

ANOTHER SHOAH?

ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING

the happening rises

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here's to hoping

It keeps happening!

yeah it does

fug

ITS
HAPPENING

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