Awoo

I made a thread ^^
Cakku~

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you a pretty cool dude, mandy.

yeah, she's fine now though.

re

See, it leads you to believe it's an fps, but it's actually a waifu-husbando-shinanigans simulator


The thread was going faster than I expected

Flan

Likewise to you, bud.

Anyway, I need to go pass out now. I'll catch you later. Be good to yourself.

Yesu?


-patpat-

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very bad
i woke up at 3am with a raging headache and turned on my light and there was a hole through my wall

and i couldnt go back to sleep

it was still lit though


connected what?

Well that's good. I do miss spooky scary^^

So how's life tho?


That seems like it makes it worse tbh lol

Different strokes for different folks I guess~

see ya mandy. sleep well.

oh absolutely. that's another thing, there is an increase, and it's exactly at the rate women themselves want, even if some types of people like to act like it should be exactly 50/50 right now for reasons.

no. it is absolutely not. the most you could say is that the average family is still probably a patriarchal hierarchy, but even then it's really close to complete equality and the families that run like that are happy with the situation.

in the west there is absolute no system of patriarchy in place. not even close.

You know you're starting to lose grips on reality when you honestly believe the threads care about you more than your facebook friends


The matchmaking system is really good. I've put about 9 hours in the game and it's finally found me with people about the same skillset as me. As I see people over and over again after a few days I friend them in game :3

gimme gamertag

I said flan


O-o-O-k

I'm flan

Asudem#1649


Oh shit right, my bad, I never got back to you.
I've met, jesus too many of you fuckers now

when we gonna OW

Oh yeah Elma we drank gin then banged
You had a pimple on your side for some reason
We were trying not to make alot of noise cause the walls were thin or whatever but like you kept being loud and I would always have to cover your mouth to shut you up

I dunno, I think this morning's games were a little too serial for my tastes and I felt like I was holding people back

I kinda want to quick play some more

Well, that's good news.

:black_ok_hand:
pre good times all around.
Got to chat up Fool for a bit, it was comfy.

It's a little all over the place.
I got really sick earlier this year, like lost my voice for two-three weeks.
Managed to chop my thumb up at work, break my phone, and my micro-sd card with all my dank beats. IRS wanted some of my dosh this year, so dealt with that. Cousin tried to mooch off the fam right before AX, inadvertently killed my man Vic.

But my younger sister had her Quinceanera, my other sister is starting college in about a week, and we got a new doge named Odin, but I don't think he trusts me just yet.

I got to see Ian freak out on acid, so that was pretty neat.

7/10 year

Pretty fuckin' lewd fam.

Oh, nice.
That's really weird cause I have a birthmark on my side x_x And yeah, you gotta like shut me up. It's just how it is lol

Okay awesome, just wanted to understand your thoughts of it without inadvertently effecting your replies with my questions.

I'm more than happy to share my opinions on most matters without trying to censor myself or alter them based on what I think the other person wants to hear. I would find that to be incredibly dishonest.

wooooow soto
double posting is the sign of an attention whore........

Welp.
So much for sleep...

Yeah I wasn't too worried of you actually doing that, but I just wanted to be sure.
Anyway, I agree with you completely, and the only reason I brought it up is because a close friend of mine thinks that it is that way to an extent.

...

nini

-snuggles you blob lap-

Dreams gonna dream


It was black, but looked like a pimple
It looked more like a pimple than a mole or whatever tho lol


But I am like 100% attention whore tho


Just fap then sleep

a fair amount of people do, unfortunately. I have taken the time to actually educate myself instead of listening to things said about either side of this issue, and have come to the views I have because of this. I'm pleased to know you share them, although to be perfectly honest from our previous interactions I already assumed you were likely to feel the same way.

that and you're a smart person. which helps a lot.

My friend has to go to court on friday and then he willl probably get fined and have to go to jail
I'm so stressed and I cant een imagine how he feels
I hope he's okay I want to help him

CRISIS AVERTED!
THE SPIDER IS NOW DEAD.

I CAN NOW REST EASY.

Hmm. Well was it as good for you as it was for me?

theres a chimpout btw in progress
youtube.com/watch?v=pXbuP19AWDM
because of that dindu shot in milwaukee


same
guess we better kill ourselves

It's not even that bad once you already know what to expect

You ever fug anyone from threads?


What did he do?

Where did Kon go?

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Wow what a fucking babby


I woke up with some pretty stiff morning wood, and it lasted quite sometime too


sho ga nai

L-Lewd!

Did you ruin another shirt~?

True, true.

Someone on steam was telling me to check out some dumb thing, so I was.

You have no idea how traumatizing this was.

Like, legit, my mind blanked, so I just kind of kicked it, and it vanished, and I just couldn't relax.

But then I found it and killed it, and now I'm calming down.
I'm really proud.

Once upon a time I'd've just vacated the room and seriously contemplated lighting the place on fire.

Is no one freaking out about this Soto and Elma thing?

I hope this distracts people away from his chain of posts

...

Lol I guess I was too obvious.
I figured you thought the same way, it's just one of those things that I wanted to make sure of instead of just assuming.

I understand both points of view, but I just don't see the evidence to support it in this day and age.

:3c

I missed you btw

???

that's because there isn't any evidence of it, at least not in the western world.

which specific point were you the most curious about?

Was this common knowledge I was unaware of?

Can she even feel things?


What happened?


There are so many spiders by my apartment. You would hate it!

-pet-

Not really.

He's not really a good Satan to be honest.

His hobbies include Stephen Universe and StarWars

I've missed you all too.

If I get high enough I'll tell you

More or less. Reminds me of a long joke that I'm too tired to bother remembering in full.

Quick, get this man some dabs! STAT!

...

yep. whales have good nerve receptors.

if you ever do feel free to share. long jokes are a thing I like.

I'd probably cry.

Like, actual can't handle level terror cry.

Fucking hate spiders.

they dont tho
poor joke

I do my best

You don't realize what you would unleash with this

What would happen when I come with the vacuum and say the day all calm, cool, and collected like?

Quit shitposting about 2hu feet on whatever shitty board you're on.

I think you're making it into something that it isn't...


oh

if this is living your best i think its time for the ol knotted rope

You're the pillow.

Dabs, like, legit scare me. My buddies who smoke at least three times a day would hit some big dabs and I thought they would like die. That level of THC is really unsafe

If I ever meet you irl the first thing I'd do is probably tear off a piece of grass and like brush it on your neck and be like "OMG YOU HAVE A SPIDER ON YOU"

Then laugh as you have a panic attack and freak out

Grandfather was a miner in Pennsylvania. Told joke better than I. Subject was about a mining town. Owners of mine were laying everyone off, all except for the workers. They offered all the women a chance to earn the same pay as all the men, barring that they all have to work with the men in the mine. All the women quit instantly. Drumsnare.

I literally forgot I had this tab open. I was playing bejeweled on my phone

I do that a lot. Excuse me, I'm sorry.

In fact, it's probably best to abandon thread right now.

The humanus whalus species does.

ah, I've heard about this one actually. pretty great.

He's real territorial about StarWars.
He's kind of fun to bully though, but we're all pals.

Bye(?) Freefree

Tbh, don't.
There's better, funner bullying.

Like how ticklish I am.

She is fucking hot though. Probably has 10000000 forms of herpies though

Sure there are many renditions of joke. Just don't know how to properly convey it currently. Point got across either way.

yep

yeah, you did fine.

Yay me.

The second question pertaining to political and economic power.
I was actually just in a discussion of that.

'aight, now that the fear and adrenaline have settled and I'm falling asleep again, let's try take two.

I want someone at hand with a flamethrower just in case.

*readies the flamethrower*

Go to sleep.

ah. yeah, it's pretty interesting that people expect there to be equality of outcome just because we have equality of opportunity.

Wow don't try to talk your way out of that one Rin
Everyone know's youre a coquette and will only go as far as to blue ball me if we go the tickling/bullying route

Besides its always great seeing someone freak out over something small and harmless like a kawaii spider

Know what fuck it. I'm just gonna continue to post.

It would be rude to Kon if I just left.

Well he was saying that since everything is controlled from the top then men are in more power regardless of all the other factors.

Basically everyone below the leaders are powerless.

Welcome back FreeFam

completely untrue, but it's easy to look at just raw numbers and no causes or effects and just make baseless assumptions.

now this isn't to say there's never a situation where a man is in a position of power and abuses it somehow, but isolated incidents like that are rare.

Only granted power from the people. Issues quandary that the woman under power allow it to be.

o shit wassup kon

HANDS UP
HANDS UP

this too

Sorry man, pls forgib

Shit posting, I guess.
What's good with you?

Also shit Kon, look at all this love!

u good homie

just ate, I'm getting pretty gud at cooking now.

It's pretty lit rn ye

What'd you make?
A fag sammich?
GOTTEM

I am looking to bully someone tho, and I really want to bully Bard

Kinda mean man, not gonna front.

Why Bard though?

Pretty much.
I just wanted to make sure I wasn't the crazy one.

ayyyyyy, nah I made pasta and some chicken stir fry

By bully I mean shitpost tough love to him, roleplay the oldschool shit

Not crazy.

Just iffy memory.

well the jury is still out on that. you are dating tsuchi after all.

Sounds pretty good.
Just lit up the oven and tossed some ready to cook pizza or whatever in there, so that was my dinner.

Whatchu bin upto mayne?

I dig, I dig.

Ganbare my dude.

Just Lenko things, ya dig? Working a graveyard shift job and learning muay thai at an actual muay thai gym.

Thanks for that, love.


I'll make him a good christian boy yet.

Mhm.

Still waiting on the comics, you know.

Like, on your toes and shit?
God damned Muay Thai looks brutal af.

Just driving your knees into a dude's face in half an instance, fuck.

They didn't send them yet??
I thought I told them to send those a while back. I'll have that fixed, I swear.

On my toes? I guess, the footwork is slightly confusing at first but I'm sure it gets easier.

Was Name also the one who posted the Code Geas girl or was that Zero's girlfriend at the time?

I'm sincerely rooting for this.

Hopefully not by your definition of 'soon'.

Had a teacher who did Muay Thai.
All I remember from that class is that the rear leg is the one to watch out for.

I completely forgot the image I queued up was this

whos gonna tuck me in

...

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

Yep. Roundhouse kicks can pack quite the punch.

...

Well, if it's not lit? I'm actually pretty lit fam. Been hittign the weeds all night.

I think so.
Sheo and like five billion names.

...

They gave him a No contact order and his brother is under hosue arrest
so he cant even go to his house to see his mom who is dying

That a fuckin' screen shot of MUGEN?
Lmfao what is that?

Grim is def more lit than I am.
He's going to emergency crash land on his face one day.

I haven't.
Been trying to cut back on that shit.

Serious Assault

Pretty sure that's because of how smothered your poor heart and lungs are.

sorry about ur friend bard

ty boo what are you up to tonight

Really?


It'll be sent this monday.

Oh I see

...

Not too concerned about it.

YES, I MADE A FAT JOKE.

yup. for various reasons, the predominant one being it would be amusing as hell.

I noticed. it wasn't bad.

I guess i'm just looking for something different right now.

...

lets seeeeee
tonight?
i was playing total warhammer for a bit, fapped with eisen, no im watching some dindus chimp out

might go back to another game in a bit

wbu

I'm sorry.


I'm pitching the idea to him right now.

now im watching*

Be honest animus, who was your Holla Forums-era poster?

good luck.

Like Holla Forums era poster crush?

Now go to sleep.

...

You'd have better luck getting me to renounce my justifiably racist ways.

No, like, your senpai, who you admired even though they never noticed you

idk tbh, just found it somewhere.

For me it's gotta be boxxy

Oh for sure.
Working later tonight?

...

I never participated in our queen's threads, but I did admire from afar

He's not all that inclined.


I gotta admit, I want that shirt.

well don't let that stop you. just keep working on it. slow and steady.

I'd wear it unironically and get away with it.

At the gas station near my grandparents' I saw a black guy screaming at a Hispanic cop about how he's only be arrested because he's black and how it's a crime to be black now. Literally a "dindu nuffin".

It'll be sent this monday.

Was at a ren fair again today. 17 hrs. getting ready, going on a 3 hour drive, drinking mead till i danced and watching jousting. Then comedians.

sounds fun

You think he'll break?


It's actually a really good shirt though.


Where are you sending it to?

I got burnt tho. It hurts.

A million houses in Texas. One of them should be sent to you or someone you know. Hell, tsuchi would statistically get one.

nah

no. but I don't think that there is a zero percent chance, so keep at it.

But you're not white to have such pride.
It's like a weeaboo having Nippon Pride.

: ^ )

Tough crowd tonight.

find the bastard who shit in my chimney

Not me. Im easy.

easy enough for a trap?

Then what should i post?

Tell Grim to re-add Minami on Steam though.

I've been meaning to bug him about it, but i've been too busy at work.

You're just so cute omfg. I want to do your makeup and braid your hair, then give you sweet little kisses all over your face to make you feel loved. because you are

Do shit memes. Thats all that these autistic fucks want. 😂

Wow that's a lot of shirts.


Okay I will

sure

...

...

I figure that there won't be many returns on such a shirt in Texas, either.

It's a weird game I play

...

I liked Kuus

Is this supposed to be Subtle irl?

...

ty fam

Gonna get out of here.
Take care everyone.

Hm.

sleep well, smiles.

It'll be less subtle when we meet.

i am very tired

Does that mean I have to buy you drinks?

Don't encourage underage delinquency.

dot u thinkies that a wittle hoewee

...

Oh wait that's cooki?

...

You seem to favor drugs more than drinks these days. Don't lie, you were trying to rape COlbs with that acid

...

Proud of my nigga Andy tho
He doesnt smoke anymore cause hes looking for a job
real ass grown up shit


If only you knew fam
Alcohol is cheaper than drugs and more socially acceptable so I roll with that

I didnt give him the acid forcefully
He asked for it
Dont make me seem like the bad guy lmao

,
hanging oout on the irl my man

Grown up shit is gross as fuck though man.

Never ending stress.

The worst part about being away from home is not having my daki to snuggle at night.

...

Seriously
But like his life has been falling apart cause he isnt grown up enough


worst feel

I am not sure I even want to live anymore.

Nothing sobers you up like actually having to be responsible for shit, I swear.

Go to bed, Test.

...

We are not the same, I am too reckless
I'm not tryna go in that direction
These niggas, they been doin' too much flexin'
And they about to call the wrong attention
And I don't got no patience, no more testin'
I do shit how I want, don't need no blessin'
XO niggas ain't nothin' to mess with
Nobody stoppin' us, oh no, we destined
And everybody 'round you is so basic
I'm never rockin' white, I'm like a racist
I don't drink my liquor with a chase in
That money is the only thing I'm chasin'
And some dope dimes on some coke lines
Gimme head all night, cum four times
Baby girl just wanna smoke a pound
Do an ounce, get some dick
Tell her friends about it

Kon pls don't kidnap me

S T O P
ShindoL is not daijoubu.

BOI

No

I WANTED AT THE VERY LEAST FOR YOU TO PUT SOME FUCKING SHOES ON, BUT YOUR DUMBASS THOUGHT I WAS A ZETA OR SOME SHIT.
FUCK.

Fucking fight me, piojo

Moral of the Story: Everybody knows white people can't jump

...

Tonight is really slow I'm so fucking bored

ILU KON I'M SORRY

BULL SHIT.
I FUCKING CALLED EVERYONE TRYING TO FIND YOUR STUPID ASS.

IT WAS 4:00 FUCKING A.M.

YOU IDIOT.

No lol i dont drink

...

I dont either

ded thred

KON I REALIZE I FUCKED UP I SHOULD NOT DO PSYCHADELICS PLS :(

ded community

last time I did acid I had a bad trip and had temporary amnesia. I left the universe. it was some intense stuff

YOU SCARED THE FUCKING UBER DRIVER ON THE WAY BACK TO THE SHITWELL, HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
HE WAS ON FUCKING EDGE THE ENTIRE TIME

good

lmao
thats hilarious

Hi

Yo gimme the deets on this one

gotta hear this one

who dis

test

Oh hey david hows the science lab

KON I KNOW I WAS SHIT

THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER FUCK WITH ACID AGAIN PLS FORGIVE ME

So, Rob, Ian and I get into this Uber.
Dude is blasting some Initial D-type tunes.
And I'm like 'Aww shit, DORIFTO!'

But Ian was like 'Oh no...we're going to die, dude! This is not okay, we need to go back.'

So the Uber driver is giving us this look like 'What the fuck have I gotten myself into?'

We all buckle up, i'm like coaching Ian that it's gonna be a chill ass ride, and to just dig the tunes.
"Nah...this isn't right...nothing is....!"
Uber driver was like getting jittery, he probably thought he was going to get attacked or some shit.

So I stop talking to Colbs for like 10 seconds and i'm like 'Dude, just get us there as soon as you can I don't like this any more than you do.'
"O-okay dude, no problem"

The entire time Rob's just chilling watching these two fucked up assholes trying to function.

The walk to the room was pretty chill though.

Until Ian started looking out the window and started fucking up.


GOD FUCKING DAMN IT IAN, YOU ENDED UP IN A CRACK HOUSE WITHOUT SHOES.

;~;

I don't want to do drugs anymore

So what did your mom say after everything?

...

I didn't tell her anything about what actually happened lol are you fucking kidding me

YEAH I SUCK RUB IT IN

Word on the street is she offered to suck his dick for like $5

YOU FUCKING CALLED HER WHILE HIGH, IAN.

I CAN'T ANTICIPATE A SINGLE FUCKING THING YOU DO.

...

I am unstable

I'm sorry

I WAS STILL FUCKED UP

He got a cool ass knife though.

At least you got a cool ass knife, and we can all laugh about it now.

Honestly I was more surprised the crack whore didn't fuck him and then steal his kidneys.

My friend brought some shrooms haha

KEEP AWAY FROM VAPOR-WAVE COLBS

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Living the dream

I got a cool ass knife tho

damn, I thought I had a bad trip but this is next level.

kinda makes me wanna do acid again

what are you tripping on

...

test

lover

test

Cake fart


George

test

Test

hello. that was all.

lover

Oh hey, Kon

What's good?

oh and what is the name of that anime with the blue and pink haired maidos?

TEST

School starts back up this week so feel free to shoot me.

Homos


Re:Zero

WHAT

rejected

I'm not white, or constantly bullied.

thanks. time to see what all the fuss is about.

FRIENDZONED AGAIN

Hah. You won't like it in the beginning.

Then you're useless to me now.

you'd be surprised how low my standards are.

well, actually probably not. I'm sure it'll be fine.

dont be a bitch

just put out already

...

Thanks, dad.

lets double team this slut

suddenly: anime skyrim

I'll just hold him down while you have your way with him. he wants it, he's just too scared to admit it.

thats a great idea

all the good fucks come from undercover sluts

I'll have to take your word on this. I've never been very undercover about it.

man he's like not surprised at all to be here. so weird

I will not reply to the rest of that.


It gets progressively better. You have to get through the mansion arc to know what the show's about.


What has you popping up around here?

free entry has its charm too

I like a good slow burn. not like anything is a waste of time for me.

Found this

yes, you certainly seem to like it.

Oh, Erio....

I was invited, but it's started to feel like i've overstayed my welcome.

Classic.

what a goof ball that 4m

You're always welcome.

But I don't even have anyone to e-date.
There's no way it'll work.

Also found a chart

Yeah, that's Bern's list

Oh my fuck actual fucking proof

But that was the old list.

Me neither, family

I don't approve of the progression.

H-Hey, wanna y-yknow..
Hook up?

...

...

tfw you will never be part of a list

yah ur right she did redo it

I just woke up

...

what the heck does this list even denote

Somehow
I feel like I made this

I can't remember who made these.

WEW, someone I didn't want to remember

yeah FUCK that guy

I didn't even know they were a thing.

What was wrong with Tom'?


There's a few in here.

Let's just say I had some indirect beef with him

interesting. wasn't a fan of him either. doubt for the same reasons.

...

Is that a fucking dick in the bottom right? What?

Yes. Yes it is.

Why??

I doubt entirely


Yes?

idfklol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh Aeris.

I remember we had two different Lilly Katawa Shoujo posters in the threads I drank tea with. Anyone else remember them?

oh man, I remember this. this was hilarious.

aeris made this, right? that autistic little weirdo.

Yes, this was part of Aeris' meltdown.

But he got what he wanted in the end and "saved" us from Niggy.

yeah I remember a decent amount of the stuff that happened. I'm fairly sure I remember him freaking out about it to me as well, like I could do jack shit about it, or even wanted to.

Who else wants PTSD tonight?

This is why I didn't fuck with Horse Posters.

What the fuck am I reading?

This is your yearly dose of cancer

there was one horse poster in particular you were pretty fond of, as I recall.

I remember a lilly was Lurker/menma

We are still doing the "she" thing?

Darwin doesn't count.

Neither do you.

I rather liked Ethanol

Holy fuck these were dark days

He meant GarEE.

If someone present sthemselves as female for years and years and are then proved otherwise I mean it's only tradition to keep using the pronoun even i evidence is given

fair enough.

this

took me a while to get used to calling aeris a he.

Same

What about posters who go the opposite route?

Well, I must say this sounds arbitrary and capricious.

Nah, GarEE would roam free and CAPSLOCK TEXT AT EVERYONE, DAN!

What ever happened to the goon anyway?

garee ran off with yogurt and they have three beautiful children now, kon.

Lets all just switch to gender neutral pronouns.

new

new

new

new

new

new

new

new

new

new

new

new

new

new

new

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Do they all have super huge dongs and eat steaks with ketchup?

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