Assassin's Creed goes full diverse

>Assassin's Creed goes full diverse
>Watch Dogs 2 goes full diverse

When will Ubisoft ever learn that diversity doesn't sell?

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oh my fucking god CHECK THE FUCKING CATALOG YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

It depends what you play as in FC5.
Let's just hope it isn't a nigger.

who cares?

stop giving these frauds attention

Oh, user, you poor, naive moron. This isn't about selling anything, you silly cunt! It's about flooding the mainstream with ideas until they have worked their way into every last bastion of creativity and recreation. What, you think Ubisoft… expects to make money with this? Their investors and owners have big bucks to throw around to force ideas and messages down the throats of the masses and impressionable young people! It's not about money, it's about doing irreparable damage to the psyche of the general population through cultural warfare.

Yay we can kill trump supporters and we can now free POC to destroy improve this disgusting, bigoted country from hardship and discrimination.

t. cuckchanner

Why is the main villain in all these new far cry games since 3 always some lazily written anti christ with a gay nightclub cage dancer haircut? Is this what Canadians actually think a cult leader from Montana would look like?

Your character is customizable in FC5 so it's pretty much how you choose it

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The first and last good Far Cry game was Blood Dragon, because it was short and 15 bucks

It was shit when the bad guys were spics and chinks too

Slicked back hair isn't too bad, but the beard doesn't really suit it. I'd expect a cult leader of this kind of organisation to be either extremely hobo-like or extremely clean cut, not some weird in between.

Cop out cowards

The main villains in 3 and 4 literally didn't do anything wrong. 3 was the antag dealing with shit kids coming in and trying to teach them that there is more to life than their bubbles. 4 was about a man trying to put his nation back together but is hit constantly with terrorists. 5 will follow suit and the big bad will be written in a way that makes him right, unknowingly to Ubisoft.

Check the fucking catalog, there are already threads about this game up.
It's the same shit Ubisoft has been making for years, Jesus fuck. It would be terrible even if the story was completely different, this series has been terrible since day 1.

The whole reason everything in why Far Cry 3 happened was because one of Vaas' agents convinced you and your group of cronies to party on the island so he could kidnap and sell you off. Shipping off your little brother to an Arab pedophile in Yemen is not "teaching him a lesson". Pagan Min did nothing wrong, though.

nigger

Its not that it doesnt work, theres some games where like Sleeping Dogs where you play as an azn cop that knows kung fu in Hong Kong. But what people are tired of are hamfisted poorly written stories.

Not that it matters since cults arent new to games.

He's testing to see if saying the n word will get him fired.

I already contacted your supervisor, have fun getting another job with your liberal arts degree.

I was remarking more on these supposed intimidating crime lords looking like GQ models than I was their moral standing. Haven't actually played any of that shit tho, last far cry I touched was 1.

Far cry 1 and 2 were pretty ok as well.

That statement is only true if you think all Americans have one stereotype. I haven't seen one MAGA cap, one non-redneck, or anything else that implies they aren't just killing good old stereotypical rednecks. If you think America is summarized by a single stereotype then you're the one demonizing Americans. I haven't seen anything other than one religious cult which gives Jonestown-style cult vibes more than anything close to "all muricans ebil af" if anything.

Of all the actual shit to complain about in a Far Cry game (which is practically everything as it's a fuckshit series at this point [1, 2, and Blood Dragon still good though]) you've gone ahead and made shit up, or even presumed about shit, to whine over. You are triggered over nothing right now. You're just a negaSJW. Congratulations.

Comeback when lore documents leak that show the main villain is a Russia plant to attack anti-Drumpf 'anti-fascist freedom fighters' and then you'll have something legitimate to spaz out over.

What strange and sad world we live in to go from depictions of rednecks as crazed psychos to being offensive to being progressive.

Wasn't Ubisoft literally nothing but fat women? If they can't learn not to eat to be thinner, how do you expect them to learn something more complex?

>>>/cuckchan/

what diversity; no fats, no crippled, no totally peaceful muslims, no children, ..?

they need to diversify moar

sure thing chief, say hi to your wife's son for me

not 100% fat

Media, no matter what it is, isn't about just having fun or telling a story anymore. It's not even about making money, because nothing about any of this recent trend of being as hardline leftist as you can get makes sense from a shekel standpoint and yes I know they've been lefties for years, but it's undeniable that it's gotten to a fever pitch in the past few years.

You can't just watch a movie to be told a fucking story, it has to be there to tell a message (obviously a hard left one, what other messages are there to tell?). Games aren't about having fun, they're about virtue signaling like a fucking demon.

Yeah, nah, maybe we should just try Communism one more time.

I wonder how many of those women I'd be able to fuck. I'm a 5"5 manlet. Hard mode. Wish me luck.

How is the game even out?

Ubisoft went to shit when they accepted DRM. I wouldn't surprised if they manage to inject LGBT shit onto Rayman soon.

Reported for viral marketing

No! Anything but that. He's all I have left.

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Ubisoft is filled to the brim with SJWs. Anti-white, anti-male and anti-hetero is to be expected from them.

Give it some time and they'll go the way of Bioware. Good riddance.

Btw you guys should check out 4cuck Holla Forums, it's fucking rampant with SJWs trying to shut people up from talking negatively about this game. Kinda reminded me of "GAMERS ARE DEAD".

Check out before it 404's, there's a thread and archive where halfchan is pretty much confirmed comprised. Very sad.
archive.is/95vGd

cuckchan has been confirmed compromised for fucking years man

few too years too late for that. Everyone and their mother who migrated here knew that.

It was honestly in pretty poor taste for Ubisoft to announce the game THIS CLOSE to Memorial Day
Terribly Un-American. Just 30 years ago they'd have people up in arms calling them communists.

I know, but they're absolutely fucking shameless about it now, mate. Remember when they were known as the internet hate machine? Now that labels belongs to US now, fuuuuuuuuck. I'm so sad, but so happy. I love this site. Though, we are the silver years of halfchan at best. With a modern™ twist.

itt butthurt amerifats

Watch Dogs 2 was actually garbage. And really fucking short, to boot.

So this is how they make "Tucker & Dale vs Evil" the video game from the other side, eh?

Syndicate failed because Unity was such a disaster at release. WD2 failed because nobody fucking wanted a sequel to watch dogs. You are seeing a pattern where there is none.

They already learned that so now they sell something not diverse but something in which you could kill people you hate, (If you are left wing leaning parasite)

t. circumcised dick sucking libtard parasite

Very ebin post, but do try to come up with actual counterpoints with actual knowledge of vidya instead of breathing identity politics.

But user, they are.

that cat actually looks like he's having a great time at a really nice cafe, enjoying his coffee and allowing himself a moment of introspection

I envy this cat and I wish I could be enjoying a similar experience at this very moment

He's probably just picturing how all humans would look like gutted out in the streets.

Pick one and only one. Back in the 2000s these fags were the ones trying to get video games censored, and then all of a sudden when Tumblr tried to do the same thing they suddenly pretended that Jack Thompson, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell and that whole bunch of fucktards never existed. You can't hardly even have a vidya porn thread anymore without some shitter calling it degenerate.

Well you can't have a video game porn thread anymore because it's against the board's rules, some shitposter is the least of your worries. What you really need to be concerned about there are hotpockets.

We truely have gone full circle

Watch Dogs 2 looked interesting, but why the fuck would I play Watch Dogs 2 to begin with?
As to the rest, Ass Creed outstayed its welcome ages ago, and I never really cared that much for Far Cry

Only flopping because they were pushing out too many games that all felt the same. People might still buy the games if they didn't announce a new one as soon as they get one out the door
That flopped because nobody liked Watch Dogs 1 and 2 looked like shit outside of visually.
Far Cry actually has the distinction of releasing a while after the last one, having gameplay that people aren't tired of, and the last game wasn't broken beyond belief

filtered

How many times did you parents drop you as a baby?

Oh, come now, like playing the B-Team of what a middle-aged office worker thinks a cyberpunk squad would look like totally sounds like fun, don't it?
It was certainly better than grey mc greyson from the prior game.

Nothing is better if you add niggers to it. And no, playing Multicultural Hacker Force in the modern Sodom is not my idea of fun.

I'm sorry you're terminally retarded and have atrocious taste in games.

I didn't say I liked the game, user. I didn't say it was good. I didn't say I was going to get it. I just liked the premise a bit more than the usual shit.
Personally, I'm no Holla Forumsack, so I couldn't care less about the 'muh niggers' crap. Multiculturalism is gay, yeah, but only because it is shoehorned in.

I think the real problem are these dipshits who are trying to spin this as "WAOW U CAN SHOOT AMERICANS ITS SO DIFRENT" I feel ubisoft is doing this more for having the setting that isn't in a fucking jungle for once rather than "demonizing americans" either way they're still getting publicity from cunts saying how INVERTED THE CONTROVERSY is

I wish i had a tweeter account to ask ubisoft if they plan to show the same "boldness" regarding islam and the current disproportional ongoing butchery.
I would also point out the last raid on 3 Irak village where kids got smashed to piece by repeatably smashing bricks against their skulls. They left no one alive.

You could shoot Americans in Spec Ops too, and that game at least tried to make you feel sorry for it, on top of them actually being the good guys.

This is another lazy piece of shit made by virtue signaling French cucks. It will play like every other Ubisoft game in the past 5 years and feature the same bland, uninteresting story as every other game they've made. The only reason people remember FC3 is that the VA for Vaas did such a good job.

We need more Far Cry 5 threads. I say Mark should make it a rule that everyone has to create at least 10 Far Cry 5 threads daily

I tried to post my contribution but can't get past the recapcha form some reason, i can't post all there.

All of these Ubisoft games that have come out recently are probably all of the games that were in development during the 2016 election. It's blatantly obvious that they got to a point where they couldn't backpeddle or scrap it entirely and it's fun watching them burn bridges and fuck up their company because of it.

Their games are shit, i think even retards are starting to pick up on that

So much aposematism hair, problem glasses, and mystery meat ethnicity.

the funny thing is internationally those rednecks are seen as the true America, the one foreigners that dont just want to suck on the US welfare teat actually want to experience when they visit the USA for a holiday
and this game will show them in a negative light


also this tbh
their target audience is impressionable 12 yo's
their entire industry relies on divorced middle class suburban moms and dads trying to buy their kids love
that market isnt even going to exist in 10 years

There's a redpilled writer/editor at Ubisoft. Somewhere.
In one of the latest Asscreed games, at the end of Karl Marx's bio, it basically shittalks Marx and how his followers nowadays have colored, shitty hair and wear fedoras etc etc.

Pagan Min from FC4 was also pretty good as a villain too, all he wanted to do was get rid of terrorism from his country, but of course they had the whole "Crazy guy lol" style they wanted to repeat with Vaas, but they're both very different characters with very different actions/motivations. One was a slave merchant and the other was someone who wanted to protect his homeland, but went about it in an extreme style.

It's gonna go down the same route with these "rednecks", they're gonna be based one way or another but the main character is gonna fight them because "lol uhh thats like wrong and backwards and ignorant and stuff xDDDD"

Hell, take a look at them. Forget about the demonization for a sec. They look pretty badass. Bunch of white religious folks purging degenerates and criminals. Sure, they look a little trashy, but they're designed to "scare" you. Just like the way you look at a NatSoc parade. It's scary because its powerful, and thats the exact image they're going for with these antagonists. Scary, angry, purging-time white folks.

I'm probably going to pirate it or watch the cutscenes just to see the story because I'm sure that once again they'll be based and the protagonist will be some transgender feminist muslim or some shit.

People already thought that. Your fucking point? Wait, is your point actually
That's step away from


In what fucking reality is redneck anything other than a stereotype of the deep, deep south/floridian swamp dwellers?

Man you really hate Americans, don't you?

Sorry, but what fuck context is the game set in Trump's election? It's just a game in redneck America. There was no mention of Trump, Hillary, or the election. The fuck are you pulling shit out of your ass for?

>>>/tumblr/ if you want to be that easily triggered and treat everything as a microaggression against you and your beliefs. You're making shit up to get angry over. Literally sjw tier. Say hi to your girlfriends bull for me.

they do though
if you're a sheltered child, a moron or super autistic
remember COD wouldnt receive funding from the US military if it didnt produce results in prepping fresh ZOGbots for the military industrial complex

except it's not against the rules

What a shame. Since of them aren't bad looking.

My brother could have gotten a job for Ubisoft but apparently they screwed everybody over. I am torn between feeling bad for him and being relieved.

its always been diverse the first game you played as a fucking Muslim

hue

Because you know nothing.
No, because it's anti-civilization. Homogeneity is peace and stability. Diversity is the path to war.

The only bearable part of halfchan is the /jp/ primary thread and the porn boards (you can just ignore the text).

I bet there is a lot of movies/tv shows/games that were started to cash in/status signal about how awesome Hillary being elected was and as you said, are now forced to continue making these products because of the amount of time/money that went into them could fuck up the company.

…thing is, those fuckers were almost entirely fringe. Even the Evangelicals only tolerated them.

They have been thrown aside for lack of effectiveness.

i doubt it, farcry has always had better gameplay than assassins creed. i cant say anything about watchdogs as i never played or even really looked at it.

anyways, americans themselves have a habit of demonizing americans. this is nothing new or controversial

If they wanted real controversy, have agame where you hunt down and assassinate infiltraitors in colleges and institutions… around San Faggotcisco

It kinda worked for Hatred.

Even better, hunting down a nigger gang or a Jewish billionaire family.

Nobody would care
Kvetching for decades

i dont think controversy is what theyre going for. thats just what "fellow gamer" OP is trying to stir up.
by the end of the game youre probably going to be fighting aliens and robots from area 51

Now we are heading to LARPland.
They would never make that, a more realistic alternative is some sort of middle eastern war game where you killed american/british/australian soldiers for allah or some gay shit like that.

Of course not fellow gentile! It's just a coincidence that they made an anti-white game right around the time Hillary was expected to win the election.

No one who was voting for her really ever entertained the thought that she might not win, did they?

Why were they crying bitch tears when she lost then?

they don't think she lost still.
American news is still "RUSSIA HACKED THE ELECTION BY SHITPOSTING ON TWITTER"
I'm not kidding that's the new narrative, is that russians spread fake news on twitter in order to scare sheeple who can't think for themselves to vote for the EVIL DRUMPF

if the main villain were a banjo strumming jiggaboo in a straw hat you would also say its anti white because "how is this nigger the man in charge"

The Bernie types I know were the only ones worried.

The default one is a nigger trying to save his white GF from EVIL NAZI GOYIM.

Why would I have a problem wit that? It would just mean I'd be killing leftists. Who else is stupid enough to put a nigger in charge?

Who the fuck cares? If the games are shit don't talk about them.

because he overthrew the white population and is causing social upheavel, youd be pissed that they even dared to explore the idea.

Maybe a better idea for a FarCry styled game is one where you are trapped inside a city that has been taken over by cultists who worship Hillary like a infallible god and behave like lunatic ISIS members.

learn to read nigger

Oy vey.

i think games based on real life are boring

OK we will just add glowing neon lights to everything and call it FarCry;Blood Dragon 2

now were cookin

It's not diversity 's fault but the way it's used.


In the eyes of your typical Buzzfeed/VoxMedia professional blogger, these are representative of the wrong America (mostly hwhite), the one that refuses to comply to marxists ideas.

Controversy sells
Also white Christian's are the new Nazi zombies

Fuck ubisis, fuck all sand niggers

Yeah, I'm sure everyone is falling over themselves to look at mudshits, niggers and ugly women. Diversity is about as worthless as a virtue just like tolerance is. In fact, they're not even virtues, they're just concepts, usually bad ones to champion too.

How about a farcry game set in Syria where you fight Israel-backed isis and rescue oppressed christians

No let's murder ebil white Christians instead

The Redneck is actually a stereotype of the Appalachian you dingus. It's mid-Atlantic.

that would actually work, every farcry since 3 has had some weird mythical side to it, theres all kinds of cool things to draw on from that area.

im actually curious to see how that turns out for farcry 5, im guessing it will be illuminati stuff and bigfoot.

Nah it should go full Deus Ex and have the cultists be right about the Feds trying to brainwash/poison/genocide them.

This board is fucking garbage.

They've had the better part of two centuries to learn this user.

Enlightenment secularism: not even once.

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I'm never going to pay ubisoft for this playing this shit, but it would be somewhat interesting if you can choose to join the cultists or their enemies at the beginning of the game.

Farcry had 4 games where you blasted away non-whites including a literal nigger removal simulator so i give them the benefit of doubt that they're not suddenly taking some sjw agenda and instead just trying something new.

whoops meant for

which one was that?

Farcy 2 i believe. Set in nigger africa

I'm surprised there wasn't more outrage from the previous games, they flipped out because of resident evil 5.

Far Cry 2. You don't remember it because it was so bad you uninstalled it after 30 minutes.

Yeah, I'm going to give them a tiny bit of benefit of the doubt on this one after they pulled the Pagan Min stunt. If nothing else they are definitely using racial/political tensions to market (the original leaked image cropped out the black cultist for very obvious reasons).

Not gonna happen. But I boy cant wait to se these new radio towers.

kys

Cell phone towers this time I'd imagine.

it was alright
I killed more south africans in that game than niggers tbh
especially since the game ends with you causing a refugee crisis in rwanda

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wait this actually features cultists? i hope i can subvert them into worshipping an anime girl

To be fair they aren't the Italians…

the italians can and do larp about Rome
France has literally nothing
even the founder of France was technically Belgian

Go to 4chan it's much worse, or reddit where discussion is shadow-banned or poster comments are hidden.

Suck it up fkboi the grass ain't greener on the other side

where do you find more information about this?

And their greatest conqueror and general was Corsican.

It's also interesting that these sjws have not yet realised that if they continue to fuck up Ubi it will get bought by Vivendi.

They don't really give much of a shit though. Their interest in a product begins and ends with whether or not it shills their propaganda. Once they've shamed/subverted/bullied them into compliance they lose all interest and move to the next thing.

I don't think Watch Dogs 1 sold very well, but if it did no one would have bought the second because the first was a broken mess of a game. Everyone's sick of Asscreed much like they're sick of CoD. You've neglected Far Cry 4 in your list. How well did that sell despite its awful plot and characters?

It sold less than Far Cry 3.

Yep
Brits been telling the world how much of a joke the French are for years and noone listened

Wait, what?

This is your brain on identity politics

They aren't minorities, no.

Don't try to downplay conservatism's pro-censorship tendencies. They'd have done exactly the same shit that the liberals want to do if they'd been smart enough to pull it off. Why do you think Holla Forums is such a damn hugbox now? You can't even talk to them anymore.

"Minorities" aren't minorities at all, Non-whites make up the bulk of the world population. If anything white are the minorities.

Killing pirates and terrorist isn't a political statement, killing "ebil whites" in fly over country is.

Don't try to downplay conservatism's pro-censorship tendencies. They'd have done exactly the same shit that the liberals want to do if they'd been smart enough to pull it off. Why do you think Holla Forums is such a damn hugbox now? You can't even talk to them anymore.

Wait, Holla Forums is a hugbox?

Why can't you talk to Holla Forums?

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Sorry about the double post.

Holla Forums has this "Any thread that isn't pure Holla Forums material is a slide thread" thing going on.

Don't be pedantic


Why is killing a cult leader (or are cults good because liberals say they're bad now??) a political statement?

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So they are sticking to the board topic.

You realize you are going to banned on Holla Forums for not doing that right?

Not being pedantic. Just being factual.

But I shittalk Trump all days on Holla Forums, m8.

In fact, I got banned because I was talking about purity spiraling.

Retard

Because it's a jab against the world's most peaceful religion, white Christianity.

The board topic is ostensibly "politics" but that's not what Holla Forums really is about, is it?

Holla Forums is exactly about politics though.

Because you'd need to be Holla Forums tier retarded to not see it for the obvious anti-white propaganda it is.

Does Holla Forums's BO still issue range bans for every poster he bans?

Holla Forums as it stands is about a very specific interpretation of politics.

Imagine if on Holla Forums you could only discuss, say, soulsborne games or you'd get banned for "sliding threads."

That may have been the stated reason for your ban. The actual reason was you talking shit on Trump.

Holla Forums is for all kind of politics.

You can even create communist threads there.

Or you spam Gone Home threads and get banned. It's pretty understandable.

I didn't shittalk Trump in that thread, no.

In fact, it's pretty weird to have that perception on Holla Forums when you can exactly create an anti-Trump thread right now and see for yourself.

You are being pedantic because you know what I meant and are trying to derail my argument when the term I use for people who aren't h'white doesn't matter


Look at the fucking cover, this cult obviously isn't peaceful

Who knows? I bet it'll be FC3 again like 4 was.

Oh so now Holla Forums knows what a synecdoche is? Are we still not one person?

So you can never make a game where the villain is a hick, got it. You don't even know if he's one dimensional, Far Cry villains rarely are

Hello newshit.

You have an argument?

Yes, which is why it's a jab.

There is an easy way to find out if this game is racist or not.

America has a lot of black people, so if there are black bad-guys, it's not racist.

Hello, the guy who has wrong impression on Holla Forums?

Exactly. The only people that are trying to make Holla Forums look bad are cucks and Holla Forums. The board hasn't been better.

Fucking faggot

It's also a cult and not mainstream Christianity

Also


Wew lad

They set it in Montana for a reason.

Who are you trying to fool?

Meanwhile on Holla Forums.

Any christian can claim he's a true christian, and every other sects are heresies.
Certainly more peaceful than the other religions.

This comes right at the time when the GOP man won the Montana election by body slamming a jew.

It's a visual image board user. You can see the pictures that prove you wrong

White skin, truly the thickest skin

How are these pictures proving me wrong?

he's pretending

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Yeah I really hope the guy who said "We shouldn't have retirement because it's not mentioned in the Bible. Noah was building the Ark when he was 600!" wins.

Ubisoft is probably been coasting on their "cool bad guy" designs, since any number of real cult leaders or the types they're demonizing aren't as marketable

I hopes he wins because he body slams a jew.

How cool is that?

It does though. normalfags love some social justice in video games.

Too bad normalfags don't buy vidya games.

That's how all elections in this country should be decided. Then we wouldn't have gotten a kike retainer like trump elected

fuck off leftypol

True true.

Let the best man win.

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Let the free market decides.

Ubisoft games are bombing lately. Fuck dead "gameplay" with controversial, political correct themes, who would have guessed?

There's a reason Far Cry 2 is best FC, and it ain't because you spend the whole game killing niggers.

Why the fuck does everyone defending/promoting this shit game still think we're still in the "Shoot terrorist/Russians" era of shooters? There are tons of fucking shooters that have recently come out with American enemies. The only difference here is that this time they are enemies of the left.

Far Cry 2 sounds pretty cool.

it has stuff going for it but it's not as fun as farcry tbh

I'm a bit disappointment, all the characters around the leader are visually interesting, but he's bland as shit. It's too "new money rock star" and not enough Pastor Anderson.

and yet the french arent afraid to put fucking titties in their cartoons

Someone add in you "You Deserve Rape" guy

He way overhypes it for whatever reason. The gameplay's basically the same but somehow everyone is firing guns that explode in 4 shots when you touch them

NeoFag is mad at the bad guys not being christians, but rather, mixed race.

so everyone is mad! Holla Forums is mad because its ubisoft. Holla Forums is mad because theyre delicate snowflakes.
sjws are mad because hes not white enough.

moddb.com/mods/dylans-far-cry-2-realism-mod

Actually, now Holla Forums is mad because someone tried to make them mad as a marketing tool, which makes them furious!

STALKER in Africa? I'm interested.

Neogaf is somewhere down the road. Reminder gamergate may be less redpilled than Holla Forums, but it still exists.

Go make a communist thread there, link here so we can all watch how fast it gets removed, you stupid niggerfaggot.

this whole thing is like a bowsers revolution. i want people to scream in my face about how the horseshoe thing is bs

Eh, I'm sort of half and half on that. On one hand, intentions behind actions are important, on the other, there are only a limited number of possible behaviors, so obviously forceful structures will adopt extremely similar tactics, as they're the ones that are historically/evolutionary successful. Either way, treating it as exclusively ideological (in the explicit sense) isn't enough.

Or hell, maybe they just feel good biologically/psychologically. Shouldn't rule that out.

we could say theyre just following the meta.

It's not really. The game suffers from being extremely repetitive, and due to shit console RAM enemies, especially at checkpoints, respawn incredibly quickly. Also, weapons degrade faster than a baby's virginity in Africa.

So someone else feels it too.

Embed that shit nigger

No fuck you, if you have to make that reference use "gommorah". Sodom wasn't filled with all this shit and its greatest sin was that it violated its guests, not that it did it to guys too. We don't know how fucked up gommorah was so it could well include all this shit.

How is Ubishit still alive?

That is actually a very good way to put it. Archetypes are useful to be thought as "winning decks in the meta" as well.

Sodom, as in, Sodomy. What do people in San Francisco do but fuck each other in the ass?

Because Ubishit uses french government money to stay afloat. They are nothing more than another (((EU))) propaganda tool, nothing more.

Lolno 50% of the mercenaries you fought were white. Not to mention that the main antagonist in the game was a white guy, an evil capitalist selling weapons to poor Africans. The good guys were all black, the priest who give you malaria pills and the journalist guy. I don't know enough about 3&4 to tell you anything about them, I tried to play 3 and it was fucking terrible console garbage.

he even appropriates African fashion with that shirt

I just realized if you actually completed the loop of horseshoe theory you'd be at cyclic traditionalism, as it would perfectly describe the rise and fall of ideas.

This is also why you can't generalize what people call the "right wing" that much as they're trying to preserve shit at different levels, leading to tons of mutual contradictions. Meanwhile the left is a fucking hive fleet of trannynids.

You mean the "horseshoe theory" is just a traditional circle model with the bottom removed? You mean that the left took yet another argument and warped it in such a way they can use the argument?
HOLY DICKS, WHAT A SCOOP! I GOTTA CALL SLOWTACO!

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REMINDER
If you're dumb enough to think FarCry5 is demonizing America, and at the same time had no problem with Redneck Rampage you're a hypocrite and a cock-sucking faggot.

Yeah they've turned an argument for consistent historical form into a way to promote the cult of novelty, which is silly. Living an eternal childhood doesn't mean you don't die.

FC3's big bad is a white dude with a white mercenary army, and FC4's is Pagan Min, an East Asian painted as the bad guy for trying to keep his country out of the hands of religious fanatics and drug smugglers, the good guys according to Ubisoft.

figures

There's a difference between a parody like Redneck Rampage and "serious and mature storytelling" like the shit they're trying to pull in FC5.

But then again, we all know what your agenda is Moshi.

Bioware is doing fine, though. I mean, I won't buy their shit, but I didn't hear anything about them coming apart as a company.

Naive.

I can't wait for all the salty SJW articles whining about Far Cry 5 failing.

"FUCK YOU WHITE MALE GAMERS!!!"
"WAIT WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING ANYTHING GIVE US MONEY YOU UNGRATEFUL ENTITLED SHITLORDS!!!"

Lad…

they could have written them to look like good guys if they wanted to, but by the end of the game youre almost guaranteed to hate them.

be nice to ubisoft or they will dox you and your family

There is plenty of reasons to hate this game, but are you really railing against the fucking create a faggot character part of the game? Talk about not seeing the forest from the trees, kek!

Pic related is also a bad guy according to leftists. It's because they lack any shred of self-awareness.

Red Skull did absolutely nothing wrong. Hail Hydra.

do they actually lack self awareness, or do you just need that to get your point across? im not a comic book guy.

HOW IN THE FUCK DOES PEOPLE FUCKING WRITE THESE CHARACTERS! AND LIKE THEM!! ==FOR FUCK== AM SAD AND ANGRY

For comparison, this is a heroine.

It's a mystery.

==FOR FUCK== AM SAD AND ANGRY
ESL user please, I understand you are sad and angry but I think you left out some words

They actually do. That whole tirade was to force Cap to deal with the reality that the US has fallen due to atrophy but a few pages after that Cap channels his inner purse owner and goes "but that's not EVERYONE :^)". Blowing what little credibility was left on that overpriced toilet paper they call a comic.

Crazy unhinged doomsday cults has been a thing in media since way before millennials were a thing. When there's a million reasons to shit on Ubisoft I don't understand why you'd validate the drooling retards on twitter who smugly thinks this game makes whitey mad.

Think Jonestown or Heavens Gate with guns. Its not a new liberal concept to have a cult filled with crazy domestic terrorists. They even have their own non-Christian cross flying over the stars and stripes. Having any flag fly above the stars and stripes is a big nono in the States.
How can it be more obvious that these people are not Pro-American Trump fan caricatures?

Jim Sterling's wife was in Watch Dogs?

I know, kids these days are too young to remember Waco. :^)

don't remind me
I just want to hug him

I don't see how any Christian who knows his Bible take offense to this up to the end of the day. It's written the world will always hate Christians for not wanting to be degenerates. Stuff like this only shows God is right yet again. This can only backfire.


Because the Left can't into accuracy of any kind, even if it means saving their life. Assuming this game is supposed to be a reflection of current imagined political trends is perfectly reasonable.

This isn't a crazy, doomsday cult, this is a crazy Christian doomsday cult.
No flip flopping please.

people are desperate for validation. and judging by how mad everyone is theres nothing more valid than fiction.

oh yeah, marvel is owned by disney these days, i forgot about that.
but were talking about far cry 4 which makes no effort to hide the irony. the only character whos actually innocent is dead or missing by the end of it. you leave kyrat as you found it.

had more fun playing STALKER tbh

When spewing agendas, the left is anything but subtle, yes? I think we've seen this quite clearly past the last decade or so. Why then is one of the main good guys an honest to god priest who's had his flock taken from his and his church destroyed? The bad guys are clearly bearing false witness and leading people astray, when they're not outright abducting people. It's pretty fucking obvious that the word of God comes second to the cult of personality revolving around the main villain.


Again, of they were pushing an anti American agenda it would be clear as day. They sure as shit wouldn't have police, (which the left hates) be the protagonists against a cult.
It would be the same as Stormfront making a game where you play as Antifa killing Muslims. It's retarded logic.

That game was complete garbage

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If you think the stealth in FC2 was anything other than shit your standards are stupid low.

It was absolute trash.

Yeah, you tell 'em! Listen up goys white Christians are totally the problem especially in France, where this game is being made!

Have any of you idiots once considered that they're a sect of Mormons?
Those people deserve all the hate, considering they're a literal fucking cult founded on nonsense.

Its just a videogame. I swear you are started to sound a feminist with absurd ideals.

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Being THIS triggered by what's obviously a novelty move by setting it in America

I must ask. How retarded do you have to be to defend this shit?

I am sure it has nothing to do with Trump winning the presidency. Not like the left's hasn't been going apeshit and throwing tantrum after tantrum ever since the inauguration.

Can you back that with numbers? Sounds made up

Doesn't name any
Calls a setting with American villains (and protagonists) "propaganda" because feefees are hurt

Only tantrum I see here is yours!

well overwatch sure sells

The resistance being led by a woman and a black guy is what pushes this over the edge. That and the fact that in the trailer the focal point is that a woman is being executed. Blatant SJW propaganda. Fuck Western games.

He does it for free.

That's the cheerleader effect talking.

Say what you mean user, don't be a cuck!

No we actually don't.
You must be a nigger yourself to believe that.
Fuck off.
There will never be a place for your disgusting diseased kind, you understand me?
Never a place outside of Africa.
Fuck you.

No shit, you fucking kike paid shill. Why do you think that is? Hint: kike paid shills.
Reported.

Oh, and they're/you're not people.

Tucker & Dale vs Evil was a good movie.

What did he mean by this?
user, there a tons of setting with American villains. The problem is that the enemies are potrayed as the typical "Ebil white Christian Males" the left likes to bitch about/ Hell, they even portray baptism as "evil man trying to kill kid" in the trailer.

Are you pretending to be retarded?

how often will these FC5 threads poping up on Holla Forums? I mean, it's just another ubi game, no big deal here.

Hi, leftypol. You'll have to do better than that.

Reported.

Are you mentally ill or just illiterate?

No, you fucking faggot. Holla Forums is for truth only.
Nope. Kill yourself, faggot.

Reminder that pagan min literally did nothing wrong and secret crab rangoon ending is the best ending

Fuck off, intl.

Are they talking about loadout shit or "choose your character" type of shit?

No I'm dead unironic m8 you just have a diseased brain

Except for the fact that Progressives see themselves as the true Americans and rural traditionalists and Trump supporters as traitors.

Go back to tumblr and suck your own cock, queer.

create a fag
or a woman
or a nigger
or an even more aryan dude who thinks the cult doesn't go "far enough"
I just hope there are morality options.
I don't care if the game calls me evil, I want to be able to choose who I align with.
But we know this time around, there will be no such options.

Okay, we're being raided from off-site.

wtf is even going on in here?
uh guys, video games?

Fuck off, commie

Well you can't play as a Nazi so clearly the game hates Whites

thats not what i said. you nigger. Learn to better imply you moron.

all the discussing in here is derailed by leftard's skinwalking shittery. And fuckers like you give them all the platform they need to fuck upo a whole board. Consider to kill yourself.

You'll be hanged next to your kike masters. Support this shit and die.

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what does, not playing as nazi, have to do with driven socjus ideology to do in a video game? sjw fuck up games since 2006. its not a secret you moron


fuck off leftard

The game itself is shitty propaganda. What did you expect? The gameplay is just going to be reskinned Far-Cry 3, like the last 3 games. It is more fun to just shit on it like with Mafia 3.

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i hope it will break their neck on day.

Zero effort, motherfucker. Reported for obviously being a paid shill.

i hope this was the last pr thread

go back to plebbit you moron.

Kill yourself leftykike

I'm having fun in this thread, Imperial. Can you say the same?

You are not white and never will be, imkikey. Kill yourself.

We're going to keep discussing this game, you piece of shit kike. There is nothing you can do to stop us.

I don't understand games with modern, "realistic" settings. If you really want to shoot people in the modern world, couldn't you just go and do it in real life?

actually

But it is vidya games. Some french cucks are shoving their white killing simulator into our hobby. If this isn't vidya, then I don't know what is. Or are you one of those faggots that would rather "ignore" something while the left props it up and further destroys your hobby?

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Literally zero effort.

Yeah, he explicitly said to ignore it like the kike puppet he is. Then he got his nose in a twist when he was called out on it immediately.

not one of those faggots. It should be actually very clear that socjus folks still pushing their agenda into games and the new far cry is doing this on a very obvloues base. And yet, as soon the discussion goes in the direction of this leftard teritorium the projecting conintelpro shilling gets out of hand. Hard to see who is shilling in these bread but anyway, it is derailed as fuck.

Daily reminder that moderates are just leftists in disguise.

Cry harder, bitch. We're going to keep discussing it.

fight 623c78 fight!

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What a strange new world we live in!

oh its video games. as much as a delicate pansy board wants it to be about something else.

kill yourself

Or this is a clear example of hyper-sensitivity on the rightward side and some of us are just capable of a little perspective

Muh buzzwords

if it gets this much salt out of the biggest shitposters on fullchan its worth discussing.

Leftist are the Jew's most loyal ally.

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it's actually American Troops 1778/American Troops 1943

I already said that, you just worded it differently. :^)

Why do you hate the ideology your grandfathers and their fathers fought for and imposed on the world for your own country's sake? Anglo-saxon tradition is best tradition.

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Literally the same ideology that rebelled against the King. Aren't right-wingers the pro-Israel ones? Liberals are all about Palestine.

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Yeah, glad you agree. Also the MNCs who are only motivated by profit because they have no national identity and are largely run by Jews are literally the Republican leadership and/or their funding.
I'm glad we agree rightists are inherently self-defeating cucks.

Pic related

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Daily reminder that he won and the salt still has no signs of running out. You faggots will really use anything as an "argument".

Also, daily reminder: Civic nationalism is a step to national socialism, not the final stop as much as the left want to meme.

That's true. Regardless of what Trump does or does not do he is a representation of a shift in the Overnton window and the Marxist's losing grip on power.

I'll live to see them shipped off to concentration camps.

muh chess

muh lack of an argument.
Not that the left actually uses arguments that don't boil down to "Muh fee fees ;_;".

he straight up tells you that he was never on your side. i guess if were to believe hes a big fat liar then you can choose to think that hes pulling a fast one on the biggest conmen on the planet

You are not very smart, are you? You see, in the real world people say what is needed in a situation. What you are describing is exasperating a problem. Of course a leftist is an expert in that field judging by the last 20 years, lol.

Nope, even if you try to not talk about politics and mods can't ban you for "racism" they will still ban you for criticising this game and find a reason.

Cuckchan is 100% NeoGAF at this point.

and youre just trying to blow it off. but how much jew cum can be pumped into your ass before you cant ignore it any more?
my guess is infinite, as long as you have something to distract you.

Yeah yeah, I should stop using the electric jew and eating the jewish food. Not to mention I better keep my feet of the ground, i'm sure it's jewish as well! :^)

didnt take long for that old Holla Forums doublethink to kick in. i guess you were just projecting the whole time

But Donald Trump won with direct opposition from the mass media. Doesn't that invalidate your theory?

Take a step back from double thinking while accusing others of doing the same and think about this. You are willingly defending a AAA Ubishit title for free. Who's the real retard here?

Without fail whenever something is extremely and painfully obviously an SJW move that is so bad it hurts the entire movement you get to watch every moderate who their true colors.


I'm sure you've all seen the glorious leftisms both here and abroad. Each with half truths, outright lies, logic fallacies, and signs that they are indeed members of a cult and can no longer empathize with other human beings.

It is obvious that Far Cry 5 is a propaganda game targeted at the right and Christians. Even Ubisoft has realized they have a PR nightmare on their hand and have been shoving out trailer after trailer to try and do some damage control and build some positive press. Of course the press is all about how this depicts Christians like the evil prejudicial monsters they are so Ubisoft is likely watching the press with utter contempt for they're undoing their attempt at damage control.

The game will show at E3 and then release later this year, it's too late to overhaul the story though they're trying to shove some good christians into it now last minute to save face, but it's going to be obviously bullshit. Let's review why the story is absolute shit.


See other Far Cry games work because the story takes place in a remote area where the rule of law is tenuous at best or nonexistent. Remote Island with no government, Small Deep African nation, remote Asian nation in civil war. Placing it in America of all places does not work because there is no plausible way the events are going to be ignorable. Casting Christians instead of Muslims as the main villains when Muslims actually get away with exactly this because of political correctness, only serves to highlight that his is a propaganda game.

dem goal posts

dat lack of self realization

Im not downplaying. And even the support was largely against degenerate trash. But then muh freedumbs supported the degeneracy because muh censorship.

And 20 years later, those same muh freedumbs muh degeneracy filth are censoring everything they dont like.

And have massive support behind it.

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Fred Phelps hurt nothing but your feelings.

David Koresh did what again?

Because there was a massive gap in the market after TF2 became a jew simulator, Blizzard had one of the largest marketing budgets that has ever been deployed for a videogame and an already rabid army of blizzdrones.

Add to that the fact that it's one of the easiest baby-fied FPSs in existence and you have a recipe for the casuls to pick it up en masse.

Overwatch did not sell because of it's diversity, it sold in spite of it.

it was also sold as a game before it was ever peddled as a forerunner for diversity. but i would use it for an argument to say that diversity doesnt drive customers away.