Super PROGRESSIVE Bros: Sonic Boom 2.0, Stinky Feminist Pussy Edition + Failed Minions

Weren't the rabbids before minions? how can they be failed minions?

Hello, marketer from ubisoft.

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If anyone's the ubisoft marketer, it's OP, who's trying to make this a big cyclical thing when it's just another shitty ubisoft game.

Both titles sell on outrage. Might as well be informed about imageboards.

"a bloo bloo bloo i can't believe mainstream developers picked a safe and easy antagonist choice that would net them easy profits and no backlash, how dare they mock the faith i don't even practice"

i mean i think it looks like shit too but come the fuck on why act surprised

You joke about posting "cucked Marios" but honestly this is really too sad for me to watch.

I love love LOVE Mario. Vid related is how I always want to remember him.

Mario was so carefree. He was the happy-go-lucky plumber hero who didn't have a care in the world. when a faint, foul, tiny wind blew from the putrid cesspool of Earth. He inhaled the tiniest whiff anti-GamerGate politics, the tiniest wisp of cancerous, political virus-infected air, and he coughed. And now this is happening to him.

This shit cuts me real deep.

Nobody here does this.
Hopefully

I don't think it looks shit, I know I won't play it, I haven't been able to enjoy any of the Farcry games, but the best thing about the last 2 numbered Farcry games were it's antagonists, there's the obvious fear that they will phone it in though and just be "trump is bad, and if you support trump you are a nazi", but they do look like interesting antagonists.

One looks like it's trying to sell on Mario's brand name and the other looks like it's trying to sell on Trumpstyria.

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That seems really, really strange to me. Like, considering how protective they are over their kid-friendly IP, I'd assume Nintendo would be having an autistic shitfit over this. Are they seriously letting this slide?

I don't have high hopes for the villains of FC5 since Ubi couldn't be bothered to get their references right and have only 6 major lackeys for the BBEG instead of 12.
When the fucking US legal system does a better job of making parallels to the bible, you've fucked up.

I don't think this is meant to be promotional material. I think it's internal stuff they used to pitch the game at board meetings.

Of course it'll be hilarious and heartbreaking if they do use that stuff in the actual promos.

i do find this strange, but i guess nintendo is having their edgy phase

That's what I thought at first, but then I assumed it was supposed to be stuff shown on Nintendo Direct for some reason. It's still really bizarre to see any kind of swearing in official relation to fucking Mario of all things, though.

Are FarCry 5 threads now deleted too?

I didn't know Duck Dynasty got an official game.

The fuck?

DD actually does have an official game.

#rekt

Were it not nearly the end of May, everyone would have written this off as a joke.
I seriously hope it is a joke.

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this is unintentionally the most hilarious thing I've watched all day.

I wish Reddit would leave

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0.02 cents have been deposited in your account.

One day maybe.

i didn't know what to imagine a duck dynasty game would be like but this far worse than i expected even for shovelware standards

Imagine if you were a dude but had to lay eggs every once in a while, that shit would be horrible!

So any guesses on what "Tuttorio" is supposed to be and how it's supposed to work? It says that you won't have direct control over the characters but there are "tactical options", so I can only assume the game's gonna be some kind of bastardized RTS.

But seriously, Nintendo? You'll do this… this… thing, but not a proper Sonic and Mario crossover?

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That dragon is shitting in a diaper isn't he

Holy fuck OP, provide some context in your post and not just a fucking wall of text complaining about something you haven't described you double nigger.
Ok so it seems that you are hyper asspained that Nintendo is making a shitty Mario game with the gay ubishit rabbit things?
Why should I not just ignore this like the thousands of other awful titles released annually? Why does this require official complaints and other such shit?

Are you fucking retarded? what kind of comparison is that? The rabbids were introduced with the wii launch which was years before that Despicable me movie while infiniminer was the game notch stole his shit from

I'm hoping the result of this game is Nintendo remembering CD-i Zelda and never letting it happen again for another 20 years.

No.

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Haha I wonder what it would feel like to lay eggs haha i bet it feels good.

This just oozes the feeling of shovelware, with bad English and shitting on Nintendos IP all the way.

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I've been there before and i have a feeling how it's gonna end.

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Making Peach a combatant is fine, but why the fuck are they doing this weird "badass princess" thing instead of keeping in tune with the smug, confident thing she's had going for years? When Peach is a competitor in any game, she's always really casual and confident, almost faux-innocent or sandbagging. See Mario Kart and especially Smash Bros ("Oh, did I win?????").
Nope, let's instead undermine her entire character for the sake of feminism and strong women by turning her into an overdone stereotype that's existed ever since Xena Warrior Princess.
Not only are Nintendo and Ubisoft cucked as shit, they can't even do their misguided bullshit correctly.

Fucking underrated post.

What is he doing user
the world must know

Meanwhile on tumblr:

sounds more like reddit than tumblr, tumblr will probably be upset that mario isn't black or something.

There's a comic trending about it on tumblr, and it was made by a tranny

i don't check what trends over there so i'll take your word on that

Post it

It feels like an autistic Ubisoft employee was extremely desperate to bring his fanfiction into reality.

Nintendo of Canada is apparently hiring. This might be our chance to get /ourguys/ in there.

nintendo.com/en_CA/whatsnew/detail/be-a-brand-ambassador-for-nintendo-of-canada

Damn, you got my hopes up, OP. Call me when they make Super Marxio Bros.

You niggers are telling me this isn't a practical joke nintendo are playing on their fans?

It's gonna be shit, it'll sell like hotcakes, and people will praise it as being progressive and ingenious. A show that nintendo is taking a brave first step into modern gender identity/feminism/fighting the patriarchy/whatever.

I wouldn't mind it, I imagine it would be like taking a massive shit. And if I have eggs and sperm, I can reproduce asexually.

pic related.

It's real.

Reminds me of Suicide Squad, Leto's Joker would fit there.

Shitposting on Holla Forums and jerking off to loli doesn't qualify you

Too bad you immediately get banned on cuckchan when you just say you don't want devolopers shoehorning their leftist views into video games.

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be nice to ubisoft or they will dox you and your family

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you deserve everything bad that happens in your lifes

Battlefield 1 is so fucking good.

the Harlem hellfighers are only in one singleplayer mission, the preorder DLC mission which itself lasts around 12 minutes and acts more of an intro, while in MP the Hellfighters are only in 3 (if memory serves me right) maps and are mixed in with white soldiers, while that female OC in the Arabia campaign doesnt speak at all and uses the same voice lines from that female pilot from Battlefield 3.

in MP however they get those baller as fuck long coat uniforms.

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Im pointing out the flaws of BF1 user.

BF1 would have done better as a movie or tv show with how short the campaign was.

Does that screen in the back say Kikes or is it just me?

no

Yikes

I says "meme aids" too.

Oh look, more attempts to use us as black marketing. Why should we care that Mario is retarded?

Add this one (screencap) to your folder.

I didn't get the joke (english isn't my first language)

there is no joke, just a gigantic spelling mistake

it just looks so fake

What's going on? I just noticed this thread on the catalog.

That's an edit

did you make reaction images out of that entire set? if so, i'd like to have them

WEW
It's the NX "leaks" all over again, isn't it? The same shit happened then. Confirmation bias is a bitch, huh?

Uh oh, the ID hopping shill is back.

Turtles have shells, shelves (for example, a book shelf) are furniture.

:^)
Should I start dumping porn? I mean I have a VPN so it's not like I can get banned.

A Cabelas game before they got the CoD treatment

Oh no! Looks like we have a tough guy over here.

shelves are also for turtles, but mario isnt known for throwing furniture

Requesting someone draw Mario using "turtle shelves" as a weapon.

like a missile rack with turtles

Your taste in porn is absolutely horrendous.
Please an hero.

Is that a male or female tails?
I must know who made it too.

14 yo me is happy and erect. This is cringeworthy now

Pay attention to the spelling. Turtles have shells. Not shelves.

i understand that, but if i were to have a turtle i would probably keep it on a shelf

Dude the average Nip teenager could draw this, you really do have shit taste.

all that says is that the average nipkid draws well

I don't know, maybe because it looks the exact same as 90% of the other doujins out there?
It only looks good because it was colored. Make it B&W and you'll see it's nothing special.

post sexy chibi moeblobs then

lmao

I imagined a turtle shelf to be a small shelf for a turtle to use rather than a shelf to keep your turtle in.

You know, I used to actually believe the guy who thinks this is fake, but now that he's trying to derail the thread with porn, I dunno anymore.
I still don't believe he's a shill, because shills hate porn, but still.

Neither do most doujins, what the fuck have you been reading?

Oh also if you're gonna try to fuck a thread with porn, why are you spoilering it?
You're terrible at this.

I think he's just severely autistic.

why are you so upset over this?

Why would you get it out from where it belongs?

I'm giving you advice on how to properly derail a thread, and you call me a faggot?
Hell, you're taking that advice now, so wouldn't that make you a faggot?

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A macho-man wolf walks up to a female fox sitting on a bench waiting for her bus, and he basically says "hey wanna suck my dick?" and so she immediately drops her clothing and starts sucking him off, then she invites the nervous-looking dragon sitting on the bench next to her to pound her in the ass while she's sucking off the buff wolfdude, and so he accepts her offer.

She misses her bus

thanks

That's not the one where the girl he ends up loving goes blind due to a genetic disorder and he stays by her side forever because of it right?

Feels good man

oh, like how dogs get doggy doors. and cats get cat posts. well perhaps were both on to something. as it turns out, the dictionary describes a shelf not only as furniture, but as i understand it terrain features that are elevated flat surfaces that are sometimes underwater. so i imagine turtles like to hang out on them and order pizza.

That man looks a bit like Trump

What…what is this? What the ever living fuck is this? Mario has a gun? Fucking rabbids? RABBIDS??

Yeah, because when I think about conservatives the first thing that comes to my mind is an italian eunuch jumping on turtle shells, and flying around a gem filled magic powered psychedelic wonder world.

Some people are saying it's fake but I don't know, I just came into this thread to ask but all of a sudden some turbotard got an autism attack

Neither nintendo or ubisoft have confirmed it, but there's a chance it is real. It doesn't help that game sites are reporting like these are real.

well captain you have to remember the social justice boyz tried to shit on games such as mario and zelda for having damsels in distress.

now thats what im talking about

Too bad. I like slimes and watching the sperg is fun

This fucking turd is a real game? What the fuck!?

im always concerned about slime girls. what if they soak into the furniture or pick up a lot of dust and crap as they move around? like how silly putty gets filthy after a while

slime girls are self cleaning

okay good

As long as they can clean my cum I dont care how they do it

I never thought about that, they'd be disgusting after a few days. Hell, a few hours if they went outside. They'd need some way to repel particulates/shift them to always be on the bottom while moving. Or maybe they just continually dissolve dirt as it get's absorbed, of course this would make touching them impossible.

since they have full controll over their gooey bodies would it be hard to just "push out" any kind of substance from inside to the outside?

Slimes could theoretically gather up indigestible matter into small stones and then dispose of them.
The slime itself soaking into furniture wouldn't probably be a problem, they're probably dense and self controlled enough to just make the fabric wet and sticky.

shoggies are slime meidos who eventually get the hots for you so badly they start making shit out of their bodies like furniture and utensils.

omg clearly mario + rabbids are a part of a larger conspiracy to remove traditional gender roles in our society and emasculate our boys

that reminds me of this old monster girl artist that looked like he made everything ms paint. anyways, he made a slime girl maid who would do just that, and then continuously polish said stones when they had nothing else to do until they looked like pearls because they were so obsessed with cleaning.

You goons need to step up your game. Way too easy to spot.

Could just be Holla Forums. They've been sperging pretty hard for the last few weeks.

good, keeps them both busy

And we complained that catsuits and throwing hats would be gimmicky.
Miyamoto might be old and deserving of criticism on many regards, and his policy of "only make a sequel if you can innovate something" has produced hits and misses, but goddamn it's at least a breath of fresh air.

Now ubishit and it's vast experience in making bland shitty games with anual iterations got a chance at ruining another franchise.

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Do I have to remind you how many retards decided to buy the switch at launch?

yeah, no. The fucker should have stopped years ago and now he's just causing the downfall with his "innovation"

I didn't say everything he's done is good. But I think we need SOMEONE to even try changing things.

reminder recently someone leaked a fuckton of shit from their goycord and it turns out most of Holla Forums are tranny shitters and underage. One of them even trying to groom an underage kiddo with their sick shit

Quit bumping this thread with retarded shit nobody cares about

Could Nintendo actually compete without the gimmicks, though?

it probably won't be deleted since the other thread is gone. Here's your (You) though

It will get deleted for all the off topic garbage that is in this one though.

doesn't hurt to apply

probably the metafags shitting up the board again.

Well congratulations, they've managed to find someone even worse than Treehouse to work with. I'm calling it, it's going to be absolute trash considering how much they are front loading about muh bullying kikery.

You are an absolute slimey cuckmonkey.

Be sure to tweet @ Nintendo of America, too.
twitter.com/NintendoAmerica
TELL THE FRENCH FUCKS TO FUCK OFF, TOO
twitter.com/ubisoftfr?lang=en
twitter.com/ubisoft

Okay I understand that ubisoft is out of touch enough to unironically put #nofilter in there game but I think this is the first time I've ever seen something directly related to mario that isnt smut, parody material, or some youtuber that swears. And its officially licensed. I'm not entirely sure how to react to this its so off putting.

These pictures aren't for actual marketing. I think it's mostly just for the publishers and other devs to see.

Could be Ubisoft pitching the idea to nintendo.

I don't see how Nintendo can trust them after Rayman Legends, but I guess making a tie in game is the best way to keep those bastards from delaying the game for 8 months to port it to other systems.

Well thats good. I hope nintendo isnt going to green light this. The rabbids havent been relevant for a long damn time, and if what we see here is the median for what were going to see I doubt that this would sell well.

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reminder for anyone who hasn't visited cuckchan for very good reasons

Probably, but then instead of complaining about gimmicks those same people would be complaining about stale rehashes.

Last time I checked out the source of one of those screenshots it was cherrypicked to hell and back and the replies to one particular "look how cuckchan has fallen" post were calling him a retard.

Jesus Christ, are they getting worse every day?

Jesus christ, what a fucking shitshow. They're also using "Alt-Right" UNIRONICALLY. Oh god, oh good fucking god they're so retarded, I can't even describe it in words. It's like getting someone with down syndrome, a gay mongoloid and a disabled mexican with cancer and throwing them into a blender with the flag of israel and cheap (((hollywood))) beliefs. It's so sickeningly stupid, yet it's so expected.
cuckchan has literally become SA + reddit 2.0. I finally understand why that #NotYourShield thing exists. SO glad I left that shithole when google captcha's were introduced.
Also, this thread is being hit by goons, hard.

Give. Me. The. Source.
I fell for this hook line and sinker, I was going to delete the text I typed up above, but I'll still keep it, then retract those statements (for the most part)

Nobody played Far Cry just because the bad guys weren't white. People were interested in an antagonist like Vaas not because he's not white, but because he's batshit insane and fun to watch. That said, people liked Blood Dragon more than FC3, which featured cyborgs voice acted by Microsoft Sam and lizards with lasers. It's blatant that the sole reason why 5 will feature conservative Christian white guys is because of real life politics. Watchdogs 2 pretty much existed to be a political cartoon in a playable format, and nobody gave a shit about Primal. The only people getting happy or eager about this or inclined to talk shit about anyone who isn't appealed by this are the ones who care more about hating people who're straight, white, conservative, and/or male than actually playing video games. Remember that 4chan gets hit with shills harder than in here.

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boards.fireden.net/v/thread/377926536

Did they mean Horseshoe theory? If so holy shit how do you mess up that bad.

I'd have a nose around in that thread myself but the thread's dead, likely just hit bump limit and fell off the board. Current FC5 thread I'll keep my eyes peeled in and compile some responses from since it starts out with "they do realize nobody is going to buy this now right?"

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Oop, thanks. It's almost an alien thing to have a functioning archival system that isn't an unaffiliated website. Between the two threads I'd hazard a guess for them it's been a near-constant smorgasbord of bait and off-topic political shitflinging (several complaints about Holla Forums shitposting and "take it to Holla Forums"), be it pro or anti Holla Forums. It's not that different from here when there's a politically charged game, we just have Holla Forums adding to the mix

user, that's a pic of Heqet.

Those apologist shills are everywhere on halfchan.

There are apologist shills here as well. This thread is proof enough of it, kek.

I guess I'm late again.

The best part about that statement is that when nobody buys their garbage they all complain that everyone is a sexist, racist, homophobe and then they just keep making the same garbage. You would think people would stop giving them money to push there agenda since it's like throwing money down the toilet but they just keep doing it.

>"I-I'll help!"

Me too. I think my OP triggered them.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
THEY REALLY ARE THIS DESPERATE. THEY CAN'T EVEN USE ANY OF THEIR MEMES TO AN EFFECTIVE DEGREE EITHER. EVERYTHING THEY USE IS STOLEN AND PROJECTED FROM THE RIGHT, SO THEY RESORT TO USING SHITTY BUZZWORDS THAT CAME FROM THEIR MEDIOCRE SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWS AND THINGS ORIGINALLY FROM THE RIGHT AND FAR RIGHT. THEY HAVE NO ORIGINALITY, THEY KNOW IT'S A LOSING BATTLE. THEY'RE LOSING POWER. MY GOD DAMN SIDES. Gotta LOVE how they stayed quiet after the second pic. Halfchan truly is the cesspool of cesspools.
I seriously wonder why the people fighting against them haven't joined this board, or maybe they're crossposters. Crikey.

wew

Duck hitmarkers.

Is this the epitome of gaming?

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Can you commies and neo-nazis please fuck off back to your containment boards?

Take your atheism, socialism, darwinism, millenial identity politics and fuck off back to where you came from.

Thanks.

Hold on, is this the LOL thread?

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Based on the post before yours, yes.

Oh no. The bot is malfunctioning.

PRAISE KEK, GAS THE INDUSTRY

Can you guys just like not have any opinions that aren't directly mediated by the market? Thanks.

back to your containment board :^)

MARKET FOR NINTENDO GUYZ

I'm not all that bothered by this game. Of course I don't like how they are screwing with Mario, which is supposed to be a carefree and genuine brand, but I don't think this game will do all that well. If it does well, it will only be among small kids, which at that point there won't be anything really political to worry about. Ubisoft has made plenty of kids games without being political, and I'm sure they would do the same here.

Turn-based strategy doesn't really have a big audience, especially for a simplified version of it, so I don't see many older or normal gamers picking it up. It will be far less complex than a Fire Emblem game, which will bore a lot of people.

Actually, it's likely that Ubisoft has been sitting on this for a few years. They haven't done anything with Rabbids since the Wii and early Wii U days, and Ubisoft said publicly that they had made games for the Wii U that they never released due to low sales of the hardware. So I'm not getting too worked up about a kids game that has been on the shelf for years that has likely become (or always was) a really simple and dumbed down game so that little kids can play it.

No. It's going off topic. I wanted to bash Ubishaft, not make it shit.

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LOL

twitter.com/TechRaptr/status/867779892464803842
techraptor.net/content/rumor-mario-rabbids-details-emerge
archive.is/6lrzl

Some more speculation

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Ego is such a fag

Why do all these e-celebs have gay looking anime-esque drawings of themselves as profile pictures? You are fucking 40 year old overweight man, not some cute cartoon character for fucks sake.

Strangeisn't it?

Sega does what Nintendon't.

That's why user.

The reason it's misspelled is because it's a fake picture you drooling fucking mongoloid. For a bunch of conspiracy theorists you faggots sure "listen and believe" an awful lot. This entire thread is autistic speculation.

You let the goons derail it with political/religious shit.

How do you know for a fact that this is a fake?

This. This is the image I was looking for

you fags tried the same shit in the GG thread a week ago
I wonder if your BO will come to this thread and have her posts deleted too.

I think it's because Sega knows they can lose.
Nintendo has always been in a position where they don't really need to worry much about anything, Since people will buy anything they make and praise it.

Sega has made enough mistakes that they needed to stop making consoles.
Sega now knows that getting in the good graces with fans makes all the difference, Where as Nintendo is a Juggernaut that can afford to fuck up allot.

I was absent during that time, couldn't prevent it. Just report and ignore bait

Don't feed the goon.

Who the fuck roasts salami?

Sega will kill Nintendo.

We can only hope. SEGA's 2020 plan has got me excited as hell.

Oh how cute, that's what Sega thought in the 90s too. Then they blew a 3 to 1 market share.

The funny thing is, they actually had a chance. Then the japanese side of business began to fuck everything up with piss poor management and RIVARLY INSIDE the company. It's like Nintendo making a Wii U + or something, but every 2 years. That's the easiest way to go bankrupt.

Pretendo's good graces can only be stretched so far though, soon enough people will wake up to what the hell they are actually doing because they've pissed off a ton of people with Federation Force and shutting down fan games with effort put into them. Not to mention people realized New Super Mario Bros. Wii U was yet another clone of New Super Mario Bros. It got to the point to where Nintendo said "Fuck it, make it yourselves" and threw out Mario Maker.

Then theres how they ruined Starfox by insisting Platinum force in the horrible motion controls as well as have them just remake Starfox 64.

Their sales practices are atrocious too. Yes, being "sold out" sounds good on paper, but it's mostly scalpers buying out their stock and then reselling it at an unreasonable price so people who actually want what Nintendo is selling are either not getting it or are forced to pay far too much for it at times as we've seen with the Amiibo, GCN Controller converter, and the Switch. Not to mention their 3DS sales practice at the moment of throwing out an inferior model then waiting a little bit and throwing out the superior when they've had the plans for the superior already in production.

They canceled Nintendo Power for seemingly no reason when they could of had simply continued it online as a website and they had enough people subscribed to it to justify their continued production.
I guess thats why Game Informer has been going on for so long and people still subscribe to it willingly because nobody actually reads them.

Nintendo has been consistently lying whether it was with Myamoto stealing code to make StarFox 64 and his subsequent ruining of many franchises, how they lied about DLC and never wanting to put it in, and selling sub-par products that contain asset-flips (See the Mario Tennis for 3DS)

It can't go on, the Video Game crash will start with Nintendo and it will be glorious.

Now where have I heard that before?

That's gonna take years though, or maybe we can't stop it. Just look at what Disney has become.
Nintendo is a monster fueled by nostalgia and sheer stubborn stupidity. What a shame.

Am I the only person who has noticed that any time something calls itself bad ass it is in no way bad ass?

Was the Mario universe conservative?

I got it from the embed

Yeah, thats what I thought. But nostalgia can't save everything forever. There have been many failing reboots recently that had banked off of nostalgia. It might not be stopped but people will get tired of it

Probably on the street corner with the rest of the insane babblers. Every "this is really it, Nintendo is super finished you guys" faggot has looked like this for the last 30 years.

Nintendo in their own words state that they aspire to be the Disney of Videogames and that was over 20 years ago.

At least this means we are getting Pokemon Stars.

I thought of something worse. Nintendo will no longer become about Mario, but instead it will become a fucking behemoth. While Disney's "Magnum Opus" has been mickey mouse, it got dethroned by frozen. The same thing will happen to Nintendo. They'll see how Mario stops becoming profitable as a single player game and they'll focus more on multiplayer like (ARMS, Splatoon, etc).
What you see Nintendo as right now, is a transitional phase. Nothin' personnel kid, it's just beeseness

Oh god, you're right.
What a terrible future

This part is actually true. It's why they are the most fun to bait. All you have to do is post semi lewd pics of The mother Mary and they get pissed.

Splatoon was the best thing Nintendo did in years. ARMS might be OK. I'd rather have a future with more Splatoons than whatever the fuck this is.

Except 4chan is already in full force here since last week, what did that faggot Hirominasakiyoshimario whatever his name was did this time?

I don't study theology. Does anyone know mother Mary's canonical breast size?

Catholics do, protestants don't.

I hope that Christians do get replaced by Muslims so that you'll all become blown up by nail bombs, gunned in nightclubs, and thrown from buildings when they're triggered. You deserve it several times over.

That was fast. You basically proved his point.

Yes. Splatoon is a "Little Mermaid" so to speak. See how good IP's have been trickling for some time? Splatoon is good, but what awaits us is not all squids and inks.

Technically Muslims are the most easily triggered though; Christians are the safest group to mock while still being easy to trigger

Ok fine, it's just a comic.

This. Go to a Muslim country and you'll be killed, all a christian will say is "Blasphemy" or tell you to burn in hell.
Also,
VIDEOGAMES?

Nothing I said was wrong. Muslims don't hold up mean signs and shout mean words, they actually purge your type and have been doing so since the 80s. You don't deserve us anymore.

I heard Muslims throw gays off buildings.

Nigger, how can you fall for the most obvious bait in the book? First day online?

Still less gay than Mario x Rabbids

Osama Bin Laden used to be part of an organization that killed communists and leftists. He did an excellent job doing so too.

It's funnier, too.

Also hotter

I have zero care for him and his country at this point. I'm voting for a pro-immigration candidate that will set shot together once and for all. I have never seen them kill a white farmer, only progressive trash.

Early descriptions more or less say she was stacked for the time. So a large B cup?

B was considered large back then? Did average breast size increase since then?

You're mental.

Breasts and asses have been increasing in size since the 80's iirc

This cannot be real. What the fuck.

Yeah user, nothing ever decays

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3 decades you've been wrong. Thirty years. Ten years three times over. Don't you get tired of it?

user you are literally retarded.

dont bully the retard user-kun.

This thread is shit

This is "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned" on overdrive.

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Hey man, the Bible was not afraid to get kinky. There are some very vivid descriptions of sodom and Gomorrah.

Sodom and Gomorrah is nothing, the song of songs is where it is at.

This is why we need another brave user to fuck them in the ass yet again. They need to be obliterated, this can't continue. They even infected niche Spanish speaking imageboards, like Hispachan. Will we get another hero to nuke the commies? Or maybe, == he == will do it again, like he did last time? Will the Salvation come?

Oh user. You have no idea.

All of it by Jews.

You couldn't find anything that looked good?

What a shock. At least the Mother Mary shit was attractive.

The pic I responded to was shocking because it actually gave me a boner by virtue of not being gay shit or shadman-tier.

The tipping point was AC: Unity, and they haven't been able to salvage their reputation since. This will just be another awkward footnote on their road to being (hopefully) bought out by Vivendi and slowly drained of life.

Only on Holla Forums.

can you at least get someone talented to draw this blasphemous shit?

Oh wait, that would actually be minimally respectful, like pic related

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Father, Son and Loli Spirit

I know it looks like absolute shit but why the "PROGRESSIVE" in the thread title?
I don't get it.

Because OP has ADD and just lashed as many buzzwords together as possible, and because peach has something along the lines of "damsel in distress no more" in her intro thing.

Oh ok.
I do think is weird to see "badass" and "kick-ass" in a nintendo ad, what the hell.

Did you miss the "conservative universe no more" bit, and referring to Peach as a "badass" and "kick-ass"? They're not even trying to hide it this time.

Can somebody explain this?
I must've missed the cancerous original pic or something.

It's just a sideshow to the rest of the cancer.

You'd think that Nintendo would have learned their lesson from the CDI days. Strikers was awesome and all, but they need to be more careful about who fingers with Mario.

more of these please

tailsgetstrolled.com/

Why is Holla Forums more degenerate than most SJWs?

You fool, you know not what you ask for!

Cause we're an anonymous imageboard?

You lack imagination.

Teach me master.

What confuses me about this is why Nintendo would let a Mario+rabbids crossover happen. The rabbids haven't been relevant in years, and Nintendo tends to be conservative when allowing crossovers with other companies (ie choosing an olympic party game for their mario & sonic crossover instead of some kind of adventure game). Besides, if they want to work with Ubisoft, why not make a straight-up Mario & rayman crossover?

it's paint.net you nigger. It has most of the tools photoshop has but it's free and faster.

Which is so fucking dumb because you could easily make a best seller (if not actually enjoyable game) where it's Mario or Sonic going through the other's classic levels but with their abilities.

I don't understand how someone can rage against kikery in videogames while they're jacking it to the most degenerate filth that happy merchants can legally put on the internet. Do fuckers ever consider that they're infected with the same cancer they claim to hate? This board has more faggotry than a subreddit.

I'm pretty sure that conservative universe no more slide is a fake, given it's not even returning a single hit on tineye

we must get rid of internet anonymity because nasty trolls are mean to people.

When was the last time this obese cuckold was even relevant

what a shame
I expected something horrible not just subpar
first page is the only remotely attractive one.

As if the spelling didn't already give it away.
Only a fucking 10-year-old could confuse the green shells Mario throws around with the green shelves Luigi keeps books on.

who even

Some fat guy who constantly whines about pedos on a YouTube channel about tech-related shit.

Fresh off the presses.

Some guy wrote a book that's partly about erotic stuff in medieval depictions of Christ. It's filled with a lot of gender studies bullshit but you can still look at the examples that he uses. It's not exactly pornography, but it suggests that people have looked at the nudity in Christian art in an erotic way, like in pic related.

What a shock, he's a Jew.
ucl.ac.uk/art-history/people/academic-staff/robert-mills

I'd let her be my Mommy Mary

UNNGH THICKER

Well, you got it.

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Purely a coincidence.

Has this been posted yet?

Marioverwatch

Who made this? I can't find it anywhere on e621.

What the fuck does any of this shit mean OP? Give some god damn information instead of just spewing buzzwords. WHAT IS THE GOD DAMN POINT OF THIS THREAD?

I thought he mostly whined about Nintendo

the point is to stroke the ego

Bump-a-lump

You can't bump a thread when it's past 300 posts.
Well, you can, but this board disabled it because Mark is gay.

wonderful

Don't worry, the thread isn't that far down the catalog it'll still be up for hours. If you wanna post drawings or take requests there are probably still other anons lurking.

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I'm so triggered
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Thankfully Nintendo's already been dead to me for a few years now.

Aw, this is so cool