Posting in this thread will be taken as your coming out as gay in the extreme

posting in this thread will be taken as your coming out as gay in the extreme.

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my mom is very confused and thinks I am black

yeah, trust me, it was weird.

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:^)

finally

a thread meant for me

the sound of no one being surprised is deafening

guys where did tsuchi go?

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how does the person who pushed you out of they birth canal confuse your ethnicity into adulthood?

frustrated about smiles

lonely :(

son ur gay

not sure which one was the dad

Does this look like the face of a bully to you?

How am I even supposed to bully if I can't even open my eyes

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yay reply

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it was a response to the op

when I came out my mom was like "some people feel black on the inside and they can just be happy with who they are" and I'm just laughing myself shitless inside while keeping a stone serious face.

oh... well damn

if you aren't mean and or a bully there really isn't much chance for us, soto.

:D

oh shit a new thread

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you have earned that grin. this time.

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so the other kind of black then...

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It was stupid, but it definitely picked my mood up at least.

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then I am glad you did it.

o boi

Are you sure you don't have a heart of gold?

this is one of my favorite photoshops of all time.

waiting for your phone to charge sucks

get a phone that charges faster. mine can get like 50% charge in about 30 minutes.

what makes it so special for you?

Did it do anything for you?


:stopbully:

I just find it particularly amusing. the original text of course is something like "I'm gay and proud" or whatever but that photoshop just tickles me the right way.

a smile may have crossed my lips. one can never be too sure.

But Cupcake
I want to be a nice guy and change my past life of being a bully and making people cry
Change isn't easy but Im going to try
If I ever relapse I'll be sure to come back straight to you and release all my pent up mean/bullyness on/in you


I wish ;~;

please do.

eh it's just at that phase of dead where i cant even use it while plugged in

sup with you

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I'll take it.

well ok then... thanks fr clarifying

nothing really. drinking. trying to feel less shit. limited success. more alcohol is needed.

how was your sleep?

headpat.

no problem.

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As in you want one, or are giving one?

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i woke up way later than expected.

I know it's crazy

perhaps both.

same here. my nap turned into four hours instead of two. but I guess that's for the best. going to be up quite late tonight though.

feeling okay?

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yiss

onegaishimasu


shutup newfag/gatorboi


shutup jackson

so wheres all the white women at?

you guys could have done way better on that heart.

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You couldn't last 2 posts !

I WAS NERVOUS
SHE WAS SO NICE AND WE TALKED ABOUT REMILIA AND STUFF

I WAS SO DOKI DOKI

such a sperglord LOL what a faggot

I'm sorry cupcake I was cooking food :(

I see how it is. I can only take so much of this abuse, colby. I'm not made of stone.

Tbh, I'd've that Cirno.

Did you that Cirno?

I'M SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME

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not sure how many times I should forgive you before it becomes too many.

might as well just hand over your balls to cupcakes srsly... colby used to be boss

You and Mordin aren't part of the NSBM (No Soto Bully Movement)

Besides shutup isnt even that mean


WELL EXCUSE ME
I'm actually way different irl than on here tbh


2baka4me/10

There were too many cirnos
I wish i woiuldve taken more pics but I was too busy drinking, also doing molly, and hanging out with Chii and a couple of other friends

I'll change I swear

does she have a cucumber?

Who's this bitch, and what's she from again?


Oh, fair enough.

this doesn't surprise me much. I am pretty similar, just way less likable, but most people I imagine are pretty different here than irl.

you've said this so many times it means nothing to me now.

hamakaze, kancolle

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sama

Thanks.

the bug up your butt about me must be pretty big by now.

I've masturba- Looked at pictures of her before.

oui

Believe it or not Im not a bully irl
I'm well mannered and seem like a huge normie

Only cause Im ashamed of being a weeaboo in public so I only do it when Im alone with someone I trust

As for bullying I only do it with my close friends that already know I am a bully


Touhoucon is crazy
there are so many traps its insane

I mean it every time


RICH

hey dad

am I a close friend soto? this is very important to me.

promises promises.

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pls call me papito...

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heh

You're a slut, I get it.


Probably.
After all, there's only three or four male named Touhous, and one of them hasn't made an appearance in anything ever.

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You're a slut, I get it.

pretend I greentexted that.

no. it's dad.

Kantai collection is kusoge, it's only good for the doujins.

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this shirt is more than a little upsetting.

i get no respect

pipe down old man

your initial reaction to everything is anger.. have you noticed this?

yes


That is true
I want to cosplay mokou
but like a male version
Fuck wearing a dress


how about you git gud

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my usual reaction to everything is actually apathy. I have noticed that you have a hard time picking up on sarcasm and irony though.

yay

In my head, you're rocking it, tbh.

so were ferengei in next gen SUPPOSED to be as jewy as I see them?

your secondary reaction is baseless assumption... for example at this moment you have assumed how im feeling

No way!

It literally is, it's a browser game. There is no skill involved.

second rule of acquisition... become the jews

I can only make my assumptions based on your reactions. none of what I have said was meant as an insult.

For the record, I didn't mean that as I think you're stupid.

'cos Mokou's pretty dumbs.


You know,
you're the only one putting a negative connotation to it.
Just own up to your sluttish nature.

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Wait no, that wasn't Mokou, never mind.

third... when called on your bullshit the reaction was "no i wasnt, i was only kidding or youre misinterpreting" .

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these are pretty interesting. what is number four?

4th...in a veiled attempt at deflecting from afore mentioned call on bullshit you then respond with sarcasm

and number five?

I forget, was there a dot hack mobile game?

Yes.
And it's jp only.
And costs money.
Fuck/

there is not even a dot hack anything. anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.

OH NO

WHAT DID YOU IMAGINE

5... when seeing that sarcasm is getting you nowhere in defecting from your bullshit you will hastily change the subject, or feign interest in the current subject thereby making you able to pretend youre feelings werent hurt.

I can only hope there is a number six, and that you will be kind enough to share it with me.

Real talk

Look at this image. Isn't ghetto Fluttershy just the cutest?

that picture is rather cute, actually. yes.

.hack//SIGN
.hack//G.U.
.hack//Legend of the Twilight
.hack//LINK
.hack//INFECTION through to QUARANTINE


I usually remember Mokou as Fujiwara, so when I thought Mokou my mind mixed it up with Okuu.

Which made me feel bad when I said I see you rocking it, because I'd indirectly called you stupid, which wasn't my intent.

Mokou doesn't wear a dress tho, lol.

six just returns to 1... its a closed loop.

(read, i ran out of shit to pretend argue with you about)

all figments of your imagination. sorry rin. I thought you knew by now.

well five is a pretty good list at least.

Need more ponies wearing ghetto clothes. Anthro and feral form.

this was fun.. we should do it again

🥒🥒🥒🥒
🥒🥒🥒🥒

Don't make me make carriers.

aslo fish moar next gen caps plox

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horsefuckers pls go


lmao damn dude
I know, thats why I wanted to cosplay her
instead of a bow maybe wear a bandanna or hat or someshit

Would be pretty cool
I can smoke cigarettes and never afriad of nothing

That's a really useful talent to have.

Good morning, everyone.

To be continued...

👅
🍆
🥜

I don't think I have like, any of that.

I'm sure we will at some point.

this is not something I understand.

hello again goggles.

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i literally cant wait

This was honestly the best part of Touhoucon

Some nerd came up to me and asked me if I was cosplaying Kaneda and I was like yeah dude and he got all fangirl on me asked to take a pic, bought me a beer, and we talked for a bit


Morning sunshine

Hey Cuppers. How are you feeling?

the feeling is mutual.

👅

but I'm playin vidya rite naow

very slightly better. more alcohol is needed. how are you, goggles?

You know what that makes your pony collection?

Don't look at me like that! It is a useful talent to have!

d-do we kiss now, or?

way bigger than yours still?

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I feel like we can comfortably skip over this step.

I could see that too.


So I hear.


A unit in starcraft.
Used to be OP, because auto-target prioritized interceptors, sub-units it uses to attack with, instead of the carrier itself.
On top of being generally powerful, it was just kind of bullshit if you could get more than, like, two, since sometimes interceptors would fly over the carrier units.

So rush mass carriers used to be valid.

Beyond that, the image explains.

its just whatever

Maybe so, but it's still SHIT

that's how you know it's an old picture

I see.

I barely see. but I get it.


I don't really get it.

I am weak

Hello.


I just woke up but don't really want to get up, yet.

pretty much, man.
pretty much.

I feel like you are just jealous. I probably have like 8 gigs or more of just pony.

that is how I feel like every morning.

Almost as useful as being able to mass mutas.

so you punished the poor animal then confused it by rewarding it?


this is why it shits on your carpet

she gonna do it everytime

I bet you've never once scanned through to look for duplicates.

well... maybe next time. my wiles are working on you. i can feel it

I give up.


Dt rush used to be good in SC1.
Except against Zerg.

why on earth would I? I'm sure there are a few but there are definitely not very many at all.

are you sure it isn't the other way around? I have never had any real issue with you.

now you're speaking a language I can understand.

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They were better when they weren't sellouts and were from my hometown


How's it going?
Do you still want me to call you momma? lmao


Im giving this bitch mixed signals I swear
The good thing is shes well trained and never has pissed or shit inside
She will literally bark for hours if she needs to pee and I just ask her if she needs to do peepee and she runs towards the door
Its adorable really


FUCK

I love all the cheese that happened throughout SC2. Cannon rushing is always great fun.

we havent? oh... silly me

Ya well, unlike you and all the others, I just don't save ANY pony pics. I only save the ones that are of the highest quality in pixels and elegance.

I just got called an autistic fucking dickhead in the lobby

This will be a fun game

and thats why im a cat person... such low maintenance

I've watched some SC2 cheeses.
mostly because of LAGTV.

Haven't really played it though.
I like the dragon balls for no reason other than dragon balls

oh boy!

I already apologized for going off on you that one time. it was never about you, as I also mentioned.

which is why your folders are so pathetic. nerd.

good work. you're a real man now.

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So Moogs, I met this really cute young receiver at a stop I did today. She sang the beginning of hammer time, the chorus part and I finished it. She looked and me and said "FINALLY! Somebody that sings with me!"

I think I should have gotten her number.


I watched a few competitions. It can be well.

Does the alcohol help for the mornings?


What? That was just a name I put in for Kon and you're already ruining it.


God speed

Jesus christ how horrifying

oh yea... thats water under the bridge

well damn... someones being hormonal

I try not to start drinking that early. it almost always helps though no matter what time I drink it.

wonderful. I am genuinely glad to hear it.

oooo, if I ever see you on the streets of my 'hood...

you'd probably just hug me you colossal faggot.

You're from Anaheim ? They were good 2 years ago when they won the west and back in 08 or 09 I think they were a series away from the world series. They've been complete shit the past 2 years though and it's not looking better with the dodgers and giants loading up and arizona trying to become a good team again

oh great, so we can stop assuming i hate you now and that we have beef or some other

Star Trek was really good if anyone cares.

indeed we can. my apologies.

y-yea it was...

...this conversation is over.

glorious

#winning

Running helps. I should try to do that again some time.

Yeah dude, you didn't know?
I was living out there for like 2 years too like from 2012 to 2013

I dont really like sports tho

my back does not allow for such things.

No you never told me that. Nobody here likes sports...

sports are for normies

im amazed pone is still a thing tbh

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I followed college/pro football and basketball along with baseball and played since I was like 6 years old

6 years, and the show/fandom is not gonna lose steam anytime soon. There will even be an entire movie in theaters next year.

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its really taken off huh

that's like the most normie thing youve ever done tbh

thinking i just re-realized this kid was also short round

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oooooh ya. The ride has only begun. Who would've thought a show so childish would surpass some of DC Comic's best cartoon series?

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wasnt me... lol

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the comment was just a general one. not like I make any of my images.

actually I did make a ton back in the early pony days. I can't remember all of them though.

well DC clearly hasnt been making the best decisions ie ben afleck

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STOP

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its fine no need to justify it with something else

I will justify everything because of my compulsive need to make sure everyone around here knows how little I care about everything.

Congrats, you got me to laugh at such a dumb pun.

do you remember that incident?

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do as you will, I care not

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What incident?

that's the spirit!

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awww yea

when there was a mod messing with the pony threads. he set some sound bite to play constantly that said "ROCKET LAUNCHER ROCKET LAUNCHER" but the voice sounded like it was saying "rocket lawn chair"

also I'm pretty sure that was when they put in word filters, like filtering "pony" to "newt gingrich"

*byte

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Don't think I was around when that happened, but I do remember the word filters. Back when "nigger" was "roody-poo" and "faggot" was "candy-ass". Fun times.

bump

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now im trying to remember what the japs call this sort of pixelated censorship... project something

lets chit chat about something innane... like videogames ill never play or how you wont hold my hand

Fuck, I got high and forgot I wasn't supposed to bully you again

It can't be helped, you won't change..

yes. man, those were some fun times.

multi projection imagery... i can get something almost 3d with 2 projectors at home. its fun to eff around with

It's generally called a mosaic censorship.

Alternatively Pixelization

thank you... mosaic.

that was it. man im loosing it

my head is crammed with all sorts of useless junk, something always falls out

Shō ga nai na

Stop pony posting.

i dont know

don't really feel like it.

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anything we can discuss in say 5 mins is preferable... im a very busy man.

Shikataganaiyo.

ponychan.net/oat/res/2896181 50.html#2896181

I got just the place for you.

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I'm fucking charbroiled fam

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so no bully ur weeds

I know you're familiar.

Nice, I'm kinda sleepy I woke up at 5am..

I really am not. I think I've been there like two times. it's a disgustingly boring place.

仕方が無いよ。

wew old images

What a shit night my best friend got jailed for throwing fists to his sociopath younger brother

what a fucking piece of shit to call the cops
He was objectiveley in the wrong and deserved it
what a coward

china is just so much better than us. holy shit.

ねね、「Cupcake」。

Not like the pony threads are Holla Forums where much better.

always wander into some random folder and ask myself "why did i fucking save this"


...then have that "oh yea" moment

yes?

they absolutely were though.

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仕方が無いよね~

Don't go to sleep
Sleep is for the dead
Drink some coffee

TRIGGERED

what can't be helped?

Well you know what I remember? not a lot

fukken knorite

thats a real blast from the past

honestly me either. all those times are good memories for me though.

that's yuan symbol faggot

*neither

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is that a lot?

I wanna be up around 6am again though

welll ecuuuuse the fuck outta me your highness for misreading the blurry ass image...

I remember everything after whenever the split happened though.

わかりませんwww

that's when I wasn't around any more though. I moved to the anime threads after Holla Forums pony finally fell apart.

stop making me translate shit, rin. gosh damn.

Those were the fucking days Sama, lemme tell ya


Go to bed at 12
You'll get 6 hrs of sleep
That's more than enough tbh


ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

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いいえ。

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ill take your word for it anthony... i preferred to do my "cybering" in threads.

so no. huh.

what if I said please.

mfw msn'ing Names

It's almost 11. I forgot you're 3 hours behind for a bit

my computer will not let me uninstall msn. it's very frustrating.

none of it useful


i guess its like a convenience fee $1.20 for one condom in a vending machine in china. get em for like .25 here out of a machine, so

Why the hell did you move here and not stay with the rest of us?


Did you hate everyone? Its understandable if you did.

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。。。
どう思ってるの~

Why does guinness have that little cap thing inside it?

most machines I've seen are like 50-75 cents, but if you buy them in a pack obviously they are pretty cheap.

I moved to Holla Forums anime threads. I dunno. I didn't want to leave there. it took me three years to finally decide to post here, after all.

no, I was on good terms with nearly everyone from those threads. still talk with a fair few of them.

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How bold of you Sama


That shit was cash dude


Stay up for another 2 hrs

Master San

??????

co2 cartridge, release gas when open the bottle... beer stays fresher

Now this is a real player :>

Unfortunately I met a lot of them irl.

It gives the beer head when you open it fam

わかりますか?

yo


So is that why they always explode?

I've met more than most myself. at least from the Holla Forums threads.

dunno... i just go raw dog, so. cant tell you the price of a pack o condom


i like it when im being watched...

definately going to make a data folder.

clearly I don't. why can't you just use english?

He must have gotten lessons from you

data is best character

I have also not really purchased condoms.

Did you meet Spec/trevor? I know he lives near you.

I never use this folder

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Sulu'd

i for one dont see how some people get nervous about it

no, I don't think I know who you mean.

me either. but I've never really had much shame.

lol

お父さん!


仕方が無いよね!

His other names are speccter / lobbsterdog

if I have to keep plugging everything you say into translate I will probably just stop bothering soon.

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the names ring a bell but I don't think I interacted with them much.

only one reason to get them... i mean aside from other fetish stuff or drug trafficking. either way they should be excited not nervous.


what other reasons can you think of that people use them?

Fine, fuck.

I was waiting for you to actually say please.

What about Arklight / Arky ?

other than for sex and drug transport? I dunno. I guess some people use them on their sex toys, but wouldn't that still count as sex, really? I doubt people use them for much else.

oh. well it's hard to tell you know.

please keep speaking english. what are you trying to tell me, anyway?

I do remember them, but again, not very well. I think I have them on steam.

Honestly?
I just wanted your attention.

I remembered I had a Japanese keyboard and knew some phrases, lol.

I spent a lot of time at his house and lake house and we played overwatch last night.


I also met Desert irl

basically just for putting things into orifices... the odd balloon condom joke here and there. fun party hat for that one drunk guy at that frat kegger

oh. well you know you don't have to use a gimmick to get my attention. it is yours for the taking.

well that's cool. I remember desert as well, but once again, not very well.

yeah, that's what I figured.

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I'm pretty sure he's actually on the spectrum so its good that you don't remember him.