posting in this thread will be taken as your coming out as gay in the extreme.
Posting in this thread will be taken as your coming out as gay in the extreme
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my mom is very confused and thinks I am black
yeah, trust me, it was weird.
a thread meant for me
the sound of no one being surprised is deafening
guys where did tsuchi go?
how does the person who pushed you out of they birth canal confuse your ethnicity into adulthood?
frustrated about smiles
son ur gay
not sure which one was the dad
Does this look like the face of a bully to you?
How am I even supposed to bully if I can't even open my eyes
it was a response to the op
when I came out my mom was like "some people feel black on the inside and they can just be happy with who they are" and I'm just laughing myself shitless inside while keeping a stone serious face.
oh... well damn
if you aren't mean and or a bully there really isn't much chance for us, soto.
oh shit a new thread
you have earned that grin. this time.
so the other kind of black then...
It was stupid, but it definitely picked my mood up at least.
then I am glad you did it.
I love it when it's cold
Just like my fucking heart
Are you sure you don't have a heart of gold?
this is one of my favorite photoshops of all time.
waiting for your phone to charge sucks
get a phone that charges faster. mine can get like 50% charge in about 30 minutes.
what makes it so special for you?
Did it do anything for you?
I just find it particularly amusing. the original text of course is something like "I'm gay and proud" or whatever but that photoshop just tickles me the right way.
a smile may have crossed my lips. one can never be too sure.
I want to be a nice guy and change my past life of being a bully and making people cry
Change isn't easy but Im going to try
If I ever relapse I'll be sure to come back straight to you and release all my pent up mean/bullyness on/in you
I wish ;~;
eh it's just at that phase of dead where i cant even use it while plugged in
sup with you
I want to be a nice guy and change my past life of being a bully and making people cry
I'll take it.
well ok then... thanks fr clarifying
nothing really. drinking. trying to feel less shit. limited success. more alcohol is needed.
how was your sleep?
a piece of shit tries to feel not like shit
As in you want one, or are giving one?
i woke up way later than expected.
I know it's crazy
same here. my nap turned into four hours instead of two. but I guess that's for the best. going to be up quite late tonight though.
so wheres all the white women at?
you guys could have done way better on that heart.
You couldn't last 2 posts !
I WAS NERVOUS
SHE WAS SO NICE AND WE TALKED ABOUT REMILIA AND STUFF
I WAS SO DOKI DOKI
such a sperglord LOL what a faggot
I'm sorry cupcake I was cooking food :(
I see how it is. I can only take so much of this abuse, colby. I'm not made of stone.
Tbh, I'd've that Cirno.
Did you that Cirno?
I'M SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME
when I you have enough Cirno images from image dumps on 09/09 to make a folder
not sure how many times I should forgive you before it becomes too many.
might as well just hand over your balls to cupcakes srsly... colby used to be boss
You and Mordin aren't part of the NSBM (No Soto Bully Movement)
Besides shutup isnt even that mean
WELL EXCUSE ME
I'm actually way different irl than on here tbh
There were too many cirnos
I wish i woiuldve taken more pics but I was too busy drinking, also doing molly, and hanging out with Chii and a couple of other friends
I'll change I swear
does she have a cucumber?
Who's this bitch, and what's she from again?
Oh, fair enough.
what is banter
this doesn't surprise me much. I am pretty similar, just way less likable, but most people I imagine are pretty different here than irl.
you've said this so many times it means nothing to me now.
the bug up your butt about me must be pretty big by now.
I've masturba- Looked at pictures of her before.
Believe it or not Im not a bully irl
I'm well mannered and seem like a huge normie
Only cause Im ashamed of being a weeaboo in public so I only do it when Im alone with someone I trust
As for bullying I only do it with my close friends that already know I am a bully
Touhoucon is crazy
there are so many traps its insane
I mean it every time
you're attracted to girls
am I a close friend soto? this is very important to me.
something witty in retort
hilarious reaction image
pls call me papito...
You're a slut, I get it.
After all, there's only three or four male named Touhous, and one of them hasn't made an appearance in anything ever.
You're a slut, I get it.
pretend I greentexted that.
no. it's dad.
Kantai collection is kusoge, it's only good for the doujins.
this shirt is more than a little upsetting.
i get no respect
pipe down old man
your initial reaction to everything is anger.. have you noticed this?
That is true
I want to cosplay mokou
but like a male version
Fuck wearing a dress
Kantai collection is kusoge
how about you git gud
my usual reaction to everything is actually apathy. I have noticed that you have a hard time picking up on sarcasm and irony though.
In my head, you're rocking it, tbh.
so were ferengei in next gen SUPPOSED to be as jewy as I see them?
your secondary reaction is baseless assumption... for example at this moment you have assumed how im feeling
It literally is, it's a browser game. There is no skill involved.
second rule of acquisition... become the jews
I can only make my assumptions based on your reactions. none of what I have said was meant as an insult.
For the record, I didn't mean that as I think you're stupid.
'cos Mokou's pretty dumbs.
you're the only one putting a negative connotation to it.
Just own up to your sluttish nature.
Just own up to your sluttish nature.
Wait no, that wasn't Mokou, never mind.
third... when called on your bullshit the reaction was "no i wasnt, i was only kidding or youre misinterpreting" .
these are pretty interesting. what is number four?
4th...in a veiled attempt at deflecting from afore mentioned call on bullshit you then respond with sarcasm
and number five?
I forget, was there a dot hack mobile game?
And it's jp only.
And costs money.
there is not even a dot hack anything. anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.
WHAT DID YOU IMAGINE
5... when seeing that sarcasm is getting you nowhere in defecting from your bullshit you will hastily change the subject, or feign interest in the current subject thereby making you able to pretend youre feelings werent hurt.
I can only hope there is a number six, and that you will be kind enough to share it with me.
Look at this image. Isn't ghetto Fluttershy just the cutest?
that picture is rather cute, actually. yes.
.hack//Legend of the Twilight
.hack//INFECTION through to QUARANTINE
I usually remember Mokou as Fujiwara, so when I thought Mokou my mind mixed it up with Okuu.
Which made me feel bad when I said I see you rocking it, because I'd indirectly called you stupid, which wasn't my intent.
Mokou doesn't wear a dress tho, lol.
six just returns to 1... its a closed loop.
(read, i ran out of shit to pretend argue with you about)
all figments of your imagination. sorry rin. I thought you knew by now.
well five is a pretty good list at least.
Need more ponies wearing ghetto clothes. Anthro and feral form.
this was fun.. we should do it again
Don't make me make carriers.
aslo fish moar next gen caps plox
horsefuckers pls go
lmao damn dude
I know, thats why I wanted to cosplay her
instead of a bow maybe wear a bandanna or hat or someshit
Would be pretty cool
I can smoke cigarettes and never afriad of nothing
That's a really useful talent to have.
Good morning, everyone.
To be continued...
I don't think I have like, any of that.
I'm sure we will at some point.
this is not something I understand.
hello again goggles.
i literally cant wait
This was honestly the best part of Touhoucon
Some nerd came up to me and asked me if I was cosplaying Kaneda and I was like yeah dude and he got all fangirl on me asked to take a pic, bought me a beer, and we talked for a bit
Hey Cuppers. How are you feeling?
the feeling is mutual.
but I'm playin vidya rite naow
very slightly better. more alcohol is needed. how are you, goggles?
You know what that makes your pony collection?
Don't look at me like that! It is a useful talent to have!
d-do we kiss now, or?
way bigger than yours still?
anything but vidyagaem
I feel like we can comfortably skip over this step.
I could see that too.
So I hear.
A unit in starcraft.
Used to be OP, because auto-target prioritized interceptors, sub-units it uses to attack with, instead of the carrier itself.
On top of being generally powerful, it was just kind of bullshit if you could get more than, like, two, since sometimes interceptors would fly over the carrier units.
So rush mass carriers used to be valid.
Beyond that, the image explains.
its just whatever
Maybe so, but it's still SHIT
that's how you know it's an old picture
I barely see. but I get it.
I don't really get it.
when you're trying to be stern and scold your dog for begging when youre eating but then you feel kinda bad seeing her walk away all sad so you give her a piece of your steak
I am weak
I just woke up but don't really want to get up, yet.
pretty much, man.
I feel like you are just jealous. I probably have like 8 gigs or more of just pony.
that is how I feel like every morning.
Almost as useful as being able to mass mutas.
so you punished the poor animal then confused it by rewarding it?
this is why it shits on your carpet
she gonna do it everytime
I bet you've never once scanned through to look for duplicates.
well... maybe next time. my wiles are working on you. i can feel it
I give up.
Dt rush used to be good in SC1.
Except against Zerg.
why on earth would I? I'm sure there are a few but there are definitely not very many at all.
are you sure it isn't the other way around? I have never had any real issue with you.
now you're speaking a language I can understand.
They were better when they weren't sellouts and were from my hometown
How's it going?
Do you still want me to call you momma? lmao
Im giving this bitch mixed signals I swear
The good thing is shes well trained and never has pissed or shit inside
She will literally bark for hours if she needs to pee and I just ask her if she needs to do peepee and she runs towards the door
Its adorable really
I love all the cheese that happened throughout SC2. Cannon rushing is always great fun.
we havent? oh... silly me
Ya well, unlike you and all the others, I just don't save ANY pony pics. I only save the ones that are of the highest quality in pixels and elegance.
I just got called an autistic fucking dickhead in the lobby
This will be a fun game
and thats why im a cat person... such low maintenance
I've watched some SC2 cheeses.
mostly because of LAGTV.
Haven't really played it though.
I like the dragon balls for no reason other than dragon balls
I already apologized for going off on you that one time. it was never about you, as I also mentioned.
which is why your folders are so pathetic. nerd.
good work. you're a real man now.
So Moogs, I met this really cute young receiver at a stop I did today. She sang the beginning of hammer time, the chorus part and I finished it. She looked and me and said "FINALLY! Somebody that sings with me!"
I think I should have gotten her number.
I watched a few competitions. It can be well.
Does the alcohol help for the mornings?
What? That was just a name I put in for Kon and you're already ruining it.
Light goes out in overhead fan
Been awhile since light went out
Grab light bulb
unscrew light fixture
hear a weird noise
Eh, whatever, bulb must have exploded or something
Expect glass shards to fall out from hole in bottom of fixture
The charred remains of 50+ ladybugs come out instead
skillfully dodge all the carcasses that fling out onto my floor
more and more start falling out as I shake it in morbid curiosity
grab vacuum to clean remains
Jesus christ how horrifying
oh yea... thats water under the bridge
well damn... someones being hormonal
I try not to start drinking that early. it almost always helps though no matter what time I drink it.
wonderful. I am genuinely glad to hear it.
oooo, if I ever see you on the streets of my 'hood...
you'd probably just hug me you colossal faggot.
You're from Anaheim ? They were good 2 years ago when they won the west and back in 08 or 09 I think they were a series away from the world series. They've been complete shit the past 2 years though and it's not looking better with the dodgers and giants loading up and arizona trying to become a good team again
that feel when she flips her shit randomly and you need to glance at a calendar
oh great, so we can stop assuming i hate you now and that we have beef or some other
Star Trek was really good if anyone cares.
indeed we can. my apologies.
y-yea it was...
...this conversation is over.
Running helps. I should try to do that again some time.
Yeah dude, you didn't know?
I was living out there for like 2 years too like from 2012 to 2013
I dont really like sports tho
my back does not allow for such things.
No you never told me that. Nobody here likes sports...
sports are for normies
im amazed pone is still a thing tbh
I followed college/pro football and basketball along with baseball and played since I was like 6 years old
6 years, and the show/fandom is not gonna lose steam anytime soon. There will even be an entire movie in theaters next year.
its really taken off huh
that's like the most normie thing youve ever done tbh
thinking i just re-realized this kid was also short round
oooooh ya. The ride has only begun. Who would've thought a show so childish would surpass some of DC Comic's best cartoon series?
black text on an image macro
wasnt me... lol
the comment was just a general one. not like I make any of my images.
actually I did make a ton back in the early pony days. I can't remember all of them though.
well DC clearly hasnt been making the best decisions ie ben afleck
upside down blue Pinkie Pie
its fine no need to justify it with something else
I will justify everything because of my compulsive need to make sure everyone around here knows how little I care about everything.
Congrats, you got me to laugh at such a dumb pun.
do you remember that incident?
do as you will, I care not
that's the spirit!
when there was a mod messing with the pony threads. he set some sound bite to play constantly that said "ROCKET LAUNCHER ROCKET LAUNCHER" but the voice sounded like it was saying "rocket lawn chair"
also I'm pretty sure that was when they put in word filters, like filtering "pony" to "newt gingrich"
Don't think I was around when that happened, but I do remember the word filters. Back when "nigger" was "roody-poo" and "faggot" was "candy-ass". Fun times.
ywn live in an age of holodecks
now im trying to remember what the japs call this sort of pixelated censorship... project something
lets chit chat about something innane... like videogames ill never play or how you wont hold my hand
Fuck, I got high and forgot I wasn't supposed to bully you again
It can't be helped, you won't change..
yes. man, those were some fun times.
multi projection imagery... i can get something almost 3d with 2 projectors at home. its fun to eff around with
It's generally called a mosaic censorship.
thank you... mosaic.
that was it. man im loosing it
my head is crammed with all sorts of useless junk, something always falls out
Shō ga nai na
Stop pony posting.
i dont know
don't really feel like it.
anything we can discuss in say 5 mins is preferable... im a very busy man.
I got just the place for you.
I'm fucking charbroiled fam
so no bully ur weeds
I know you're familiar.
Nice, I'm kinda sleepy I woke up at 5am..
I really am not. I think I've been there like two times. it's a disgustingly boring place.
wew old images
What a shit night my best friend got jailed for throwing fists to his sociopath younger brother
what a fucking piece of shit to call the cops
He was objectiveley in the wrong and deserved it
what a coward
sex toy vending machine
china is just so much better than us. holy shit.
Not like the pony threads are /b/ where much better.
always wander into some random folder and ask myself "why did i fucking save this"
...then have that "oh yea" moment
they absolutely were though.
8 yen for a condom
Don't go to sleep
Sleep is for the dead
Drink some coffee
Names isn't even there
what can't be helped?
Well you know what I remember? not a lot
thats a real blast from the past
honestly me either. all those times are good memories for me though.
that's yuan symbol faggot
is that a lot?
I wanna be up around 6am again though
welll ecuuuuse the fuck outta me your highness for misreading the blurry ass image...
I remember everything after whenever the split happened though.
that's when I wasn't around any more though. I moved to the anime threads after /b/ pony finally fell apart.
stop making me translate shit, rin. gosh damn.
cybering Names on MSN
Those were the fucking days Sama, lemme tell ya
Go to bed at 12
You'll get 6 hrs of sleep
That's more than enough tbh
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
ill take your word for it anthony... i preferred to do my "cybering" in threads.
so no. huh.
what if I said please.
mfw msn'ing Names
It's almost 11. I forgot you're 3 hours behind for a bit
my computer will not let me uninstall msn. it's very frustrating.
none of it useful
i guess its like a convenience fee $1.20 for one condom in a vending machine in china. get em for like .25 here out of a machine, so
Why the hell did you move here and not stay with the rest of us?
Did you hate everyone? Its understandable if you did.
Why does guinness have that little cap thing inside it?
most machines I've seen are like 50-75 cents, but if you buy them in a pack obviously they are pretty cheap.
I moved to /b/ anime threads. I dunno. I didn't want to leave there. it took me three years to finally decide to post here, after all.
no, I was on good terms with nearly everyone from those threads. still talk with a fair few of them.
How bold of you Sama
That shit was cash dude
Stay up for another 2 hrs
co2 cartridge, release gas when open the bottle... beer stays fresher
Now this is a real player :>
Unfortunately I met a lot of them irl.
It gives the beer head when you open it fam
So is that why they always explode?
I've met more than most myself. at least from the /b/ threads.
dunno... i just go raw dog, so. cant tell you the price of a pack o condom
i like it when im being watched...
definately going to make a data folder.
clearly I don't. why can't you just use english?
He must have gotten lessons from you <3
Oh hey he even uses the same background and circle stuff as you
data is best character
I have also not really purchased condoms.
Did you meet Spec/trevor? I know he lives near you.
I never use this folder
i for one dont see how some people get nervous about it
no, I don't think I know who you mean.
me either. but I've never really had much shame.
His other names are speccter / lobbsterdog
if I have to keep plugging everything you say into translate I will probably just stop bothering soon.
the names ring a bell but I don't think I interacted with them much.
only one reason to get them... i mean aside from other fetish stuff or drug trafficking. either way they should be excited not nervous.
what other reasons can you think of that people use them?
I was waiting for you to actually say please.
What about Arklight / Arky ?
other than for sex and drug transport? I dunno. I guess some people use them on their sex toys, but wouldn't that still count as sex, really? I doubt people use them for much else.
oh. well it's hard to tell you know.
please keep speaking english. what are you trying to tell me, anyway?
I do remember them, but again, not very well. I think I have them on steam.
I just wanted your attention.
I remembered I had a Japanese keyboard and knew some phrases, lol.
I spent a lot of time at his house and lake house and we played overwatch last night.
I also met Desert irl
basically just for putting things into orifices... the odd balloon condom joke here and there. fun party hat for that one drunk guy at that frat kegger
oh. well you know you don't have to use a gimmick to get my attention. it is yours for the taking.
well that's cool. I remember desert as well, but once again, not very well.
yeah, that's what I figured.
I'm pretty sure he's actually on the spectrum so its good that you don't remember him.