Yfw the Overwatch Anniversary event is just a fucking sad attempt to push esports shit again

Yfw the Overwatch Anniversary event is just a fucking sad attempt to push esports shit again

Blizzards thirst is never ending but they never fucking get it. They lost the esports meme when starcraft 2 was a flop. They keep trying to push hearthstone and wow but even the normalfags that play those games play it for a shiny drop telling their brain to release pity endorphins, not to watch others play.

Now their latest sad sack of shit idea is to take what is basically the first person shooter equivalent to mario party and try and make it the "central pillar of MLG" after they bought the brand and did nothing with it.
First they tried tournaments and everyone dropped out.
Then they tried 'prestige tournaments' with a 20 million entry fee per team and surprise ESPN made a laughing stock out of them as even more 'pro' overwatch teams dropped the game.

Now their "anniversary" event is entirely about "arenas" and adding skins based on shitty arena shooter memes from the early 1990's.

I like Overwatch, i know that triggers some autists but its a fun waifushit game. What it is not however is competitive esports or mobashit. Yet Blizzard thinks its their latest 'in' into the esports bux as their mmo cash cow is starting to die on the vine.

Question is have they never seen the autism around mlg fps playing? they dont like flash or confusion. They like the stable maps -empty test stages with a small number of walls and levels if possible- and a small, curated set of allowed weapons for balanced play.

Overwatch has straight up 'i win' chaos buttons that are fun to play but not fun to watch and sure as shit are antithetical to structured, competitive fps gameplay.


So what the fuck do they do when this bombs?

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Is D.Va's Skin Anita Sarkesian?

They are all bad. Every single one. Its not about the event, its about MUH ARENA MLG.

What the fuck do most of the heroes even do in that scenario bar camp?

Wait, they have Quake cosmetics in Overwatch now?

I thought e-sports communities were a given if an online multiplayer game became popular enough for a long period of time like with LoL, DOTA and CS: GO, and even Rainbow Six: Siege and TF2 to some extent, how did they mess up this one?

are you being ironic or do you really not get that it's a 50's greaser chick aesthetic.

I'm going to guess not making it grow organically. They jumped too early to e-sports it that they turned anyone from playing it at a pro level. They didn't support the scene and try to force it into their own version of how e-sports should be done.

They tried to brute force it. Instead of tournaments forming based on gameplay they tried to set up a corporate machine around it and hoped the players would flock to it. Basically Dash/Halocon rules. They dont know how esports works and thinks their name is enough to ride a train to success without knowing when things like counter strike or halo were popular in their heydays.

When you already have a game as popular as Overwatch you're just shooting yourself in the foot, especially when the game is primarily casual at its core with a rather low skill ceiling, even compared to MOBAs/CSGO. I don't think Hearthstone has a vibrant e-sports scene either despite its popularity.

No sane person would wear those earrings along with that cheap whore makeup.

It worked out for LoL, but there's no space for two casual artificial e-sports in the market at once.

Esports is a highly successful marketing meme. Esports is not competitive gaming, Esports is competitive gaming with all faggotry levels to the max.

also lets be honest here, the game would've flopped if Valve actually made a Team Fortress 3.

oh and

MAAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKKK

BAN THIS GAME I DONT LIKE

isn't LoL phasing out? haven't heard anything about ASSFAGGOTS for a while.

Hearthstones bubble already burst, all the 'pros' are dropping it and player retention is plummetting. Along with Legion doing "slightly better than warlords" and with a sub 2 million active player population, SC2 being dead as dicks and nobody giving a fuck about diablo in a way they can profit Overwatch is their last, desperate gasp at the esport bux they have been thirsting for for like 15 years.

are you people just braindead or underage or something?

I LOVE SYMMETRA

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If it was just the shirt matching it'd be one thing, but the clothes, hairdo, make up and even the earrings match perfectly.

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Shadman dump, where?

probably because her last skin was a cop and that wasnt "woke enough" according to the screeching autists that dont play but ship characters on their genderfluid otherkin headmate tumblr blog.

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Correction. It isnt fun to play and its mildly entertaining to watch when you have someone funny talking over it. But you are right the attempt for a comp scene is jarring against the way the game is actually being played.

HER MECH IS LITERALLY MODELED AFTER A CORVETTE, SHE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE GREASER CHICK.
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THIS RETARDED


I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOU TODAY MAN.

I know, that's why Overmeme is a success

Just reminding you. HL3. Never ever.

it's a fucking greaser/pin-up/rockabilly aesthetic
I don't even play this game or care about it, but read a book nigger

It is too much of a coincidence though, you can make a greaser chick without making her look exactly like Anita.

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The thing is fat, ugly sjws adopted the "rockerbilly chick" aesthetic because looking like their grandma did 50 years ago somehow creates a cloaking field that masks their intrinsic hogger visage.

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST.
YOU'RE SERIOUS?!
IT'S FUCKING ROCKABILLY

normalfagS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I know

hey guys what if, follow me here, what if anita was only using this style instead of creating it?

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If you thought that Riot was cancer, well… Blizzcucks is the equivalent of aids.
According to Richard Lewis, no one gives a shit about Overwatch esports, most of the big teams have left the game. Also Blizzcucks are way too protective of their shit game, in a previous video he said that commentators and players couldn't even name non-Blizzard games.

Okay I can't you have to be baiting.
holy shit.
I am done with you. you have initiate an autistic meltdown in me
I'm going to go play factorio to go calm down

Don't Koreans only care about the esports aspect of Overwatch?

shut the fuck up do you think this post is cute you're probably a 300+ lb neckbeard lmao

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You people are so fucking stupid.

I genuinely think its because Blizzard has 0 other content planned for Overwatch besides skins so thats why they're trying to push it, or at the least try to really stretch it out.


With e-sports communties it feels like they were created more out of passion for the game and a desire to see how good they are at it. This is of course coming from someone who knows jack about competitive scenes in games, but I'm guessing its why Overwatch doesnt have that following. There's only so much you can get out of it and even if only has one game mode theres so few maps with methods of variation.

You could say the same about Elvis but let's be serious here, this is Blizzard we're talking about.
We've all seen Blizzcon is all about pandering to SJWs now and driving WoWfags to suicide.

I can't jerk off that.

Man it looks like Overwatch is failing… How sad, does anyone else look for a superior game now?

TF2 has always been superior to Overwatch in every single conceivable way.

I think this fellow channer wants to recommend a game only for the ultimate badasses!

ironic shitposting is still shitposting

I hear this "Battleborn" game is good, heck it even has a R34 board on Reddit!

wow, free porn AND memes? what value!

I know right? Battleborn is the Battlebest

I was Born for Battleborn

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BUY IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Okay Randy. I will.

FUCKING BATTLEBUY BATTLEBORN RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU FUCKING WHITE DEVILS

Woooooow, totally did not see that coming.

Thank you for the Battlebuying of Battleborn. You won't be Battlebored with it, please Battlebuy more of Battleborn

It's a miracle.

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Are you retarded?

Blizzard is and will always be butthurt over not being able to get some of that esports cash back when competitive Starcraft was a thing. They still fail to understand that, like other anons said ITT, a competitive scene has to grow organically, there needs to be a community pushing the limits of what you can actually do with the game, and develop interest in the game itself. But they have no time for that shit.
Having Blizzard pushing constant balance changes and making some characters more "viable" at the cost of turning others to shit goes against that principle. A part of me wants them to succeed if only to make people forget about DOTA clones for a while, but they are really fucking it up.

Esports was a fucking mistake. But was there really a way to avoid this fate? I honestly don't know.

Wait, what? Is that real or are you just exaggerating?

>please use archive.ism/2017/05/12/an-overwatch-league-team-franchise-will-cost-you-20-million-and-you-wont-make-money-for-four-years-rumour/

In any fuckin reality why would someone think that is a good idea let alone investment?!

What other fucking things have you got in that basket?

It's designed to appeal to asian girls who want to be white.


How do you keep going Randy? Look at these figures man!

the jeans are cuffed which is typical of the aesthetic and atypical of anita
the shoes are off
the headscarf is off
the hairdo is even off
the earrings are too small and too thick
the shirt is checkered instead of plaid and worn like a typical greaser/pin-up/rockabilly chick
the mech is styled to look like a cadillac/corvette

you need to broaden your fucking horizon

I really can't grasp why they won't admit defeat and make the game F2P. They'd at least get some fucking players then.

No matter what skin that robot dons, I can.

Want to mention how she's using the wrong make up brand too?

Nah its Sarkeezian

Rebranded rockabilly for hipsters, maybe.

FUCK YOOOOUUUUU

I really want to see that. The current players are basically the ones who've "invested" (wasted) hundreds on all sorts of shit. I want them to get their hopes up and then have them dashed again when everyone abandons the game a second time. I said the same before Evolve when free to play.

I read some shit thread somewhere where those retards now admit to spending FOUR HOURS waiting for a game. They also keep trying to sell the idea that it's more popular on the consoles. It obviously isn't but they think lying to each other will change reality.


You have to face the truth Randy!

I must admit, watching Evolve crash and burn a second time was delicious.

Do you have shit taste? The answer is YES- yes you do

Blizzard has an inflated ego. Any person with common sense would realize they're better off trying to buy a mansion than trying to enter a Blizz tournament.


Its too late for Battleborn. They could have easily done any number of free weekends like Titanfall/CoD or even did a Rainbow Six Siege package where you can get the game for cheap off sale times. But despite them investing millions into it they didnt have the common sense to compete in a genre where constant patches and support are mandatory.

Even goddamn Overwatch has had a bunch of free weekends, fucking this weekend is a free weekend

Now come on user, what if they released new characters with even bigger hands and even smaller heads to go along with F2P?

I can't believe they actually made a skin based on Saint Anita.

Gearbox probably just didnt give a shit about Battleborn, that or it was another Aliens CM where they just siphoned publisher money for Borderlands 3.

It's still a shit-ton of money down the drain. They invested quite a bit in blunderborn.

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So they're investing in e-sports while trying to kill it off. Nice.

They did have free weekends. Nobody gave a rat's ass.

Nigger this better be a joke.

Stop this gay meme it's obviously based on 1950's style.

I'd still call it the Anita skin to fuck with people. The mech is even Twitter blue.

Well. You can't deny the four leaf clover with those colors.

Well to be fair so is Anita.

I-I don't believe it. What is this? Did I cross over to the Berenstein universe? Am I having a vivid nightmare where people do retarded shit for no reason? This is beyond faggotry, beyond cancer, beyond retardation. This is beyond belief fact or fiction. My mind can't FUCKING TAKE THIS.

WTF, i love Blizzard now!

That looks terrible. It's like a slut tried to pretend to be modest, only to look like a half and half that has none of the appeal of either trait.

It's almost like they are greedy beyond belief, not like they have a cash shop on games that sell at retail price and charge subscriptions already, or as if they had tried to get absolute legals rights on anything their community created on maps or something.

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crowbcat a shit

Never said you should. Blizzard a shit, but I doubt anita was their inspiration doesn't mean its not possible though

sage

Because that would require a lot of changes to the way the game works. Do they still have a team supporting the game?


E;R, pls.

Honestly, I don't even know at this point.

I guaruntee now that Gearbox fulfilled their BB Season Pass obligations that they ditched it and are now working on Borderlands 3.

see, no one gets that Anita picked that up herself, so now anytime an user just sees that aesthetic it'll be "muh Anita" instead just because she wore it. Just the same way normalfags will see a Swastika when it's actually a Manji being presented.

That aside, that D.Va skin DOES look like shit, they should've done any other sort of theme for her. I know the 50's style for ladies was a thing in South Korea and Taiwan for a while, but it's still hella ugly.


enjoying those (You)'s user?

GO HOME OVERCUCKS

Feel free to go back to reddit at anytime.

Checked

smh tbh fam

I missed you.

Oh my fucking god. They just had to ruin her didn't they. God help me if I unlock this skin.

She will always be Holla Forums's little bitchy gremlin monster.

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It's not fucking fair. Why does this have to be in such a lousy game?

:^)

Cool, that isn't on the site anymore. so… link or it didn't happen.

dont confirm the purchase user
not even ironically

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Find me a thicc waifu better than mei. Please.

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You're just as much of a faggot as they are.

visit tumblr.

That's just fat you fucking nigger.

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Yeah, I was severely disappointing when all Blizzard fucking did was add more shit for e-sports fags

Its fucking bizarre though, because Overwatch itself hardly feels like a competitive game, its casual as fuck. I need to find custom matches or else its boring.
The fucking Anniversary Loot Box was also a fucking disappointment, they only gave me 150 credits, it was still enough for that Junkrat Scarecrow skin though

Anybody got that character comparison the user was talking about in the 4th pic?

Nobody does because the user is a fucking retard who gets multiple things wrong in that screencap. Especially the tickrate part which shows how computer illiterate he is.

Well it matters enough for shills to constantly try their shit here.

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Are you fucking twelve?

Yes he's on Holla Forums

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sage isn't a downvote, shill

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k famalama

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I'm glad the sjws are in OW, keeps them out of the other games.

Hahahahahahahahahaahahaha

Bottom of the barrel normalfags, all of you.

Good to see the board still has people with self awareness.
Thank you based anons

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hey if you wanna go back to the same game you were playing in 1992 go ahead.

Blizzard want to farm on Mars but refuses to terraform or even build little shelters.

Over this moba shit?
Gladly.

Fuck

There's plenty of reasons to shit on Overwatch, that ain't one of them. The reason to shit on them for those hitboxes ain't that the hitboxes are big, but why the hitboxes are big.

Because they have a designer who feels like mouse and keyboard are antiquated input devices, and should never be used for playing a video game. He said something along the lines of "only a real gamer uses a gamepad," and pushed how IMPORTANT he considered a controller to be.

Apparently no one in the competitive game scene told him that every competitive player uses a mouse and keyboard.

Nigga, that's half the fucking screen's width up.

I like how people still keep posting this completely misleading training area webm after 1 whole year. That takes some dedicated autism.

They also have a designer who thinks you should play with a fucking pen and touch screen. It's made clear that is true with the retardation of legion.

He's making a headshot, wut?

It worked out for Riot, for Blizzard is being even more jewish since they have a bigger brand name and people aren't buying it.

That seems like an egregious violation of what v-tan or whatthefuckever stood for

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How does someone allow themself to be so casual?

Please kill yourself, Riot Games shill.

Yeah nothing says self awareness like being retarded!

I'm afraid to buy Overwatch but I'm not sure if it's because I might regret buying it or end up liking it.

You'll be supporting jews if you do so just go play something better.

You're a jew

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Modern Multiplayer is a joke unless you can manage to find a niche community. Try some older games with a smaller amount of dedicated autists or something. People will go to extreme lengths just to get some of them to work.

I've been working on it for a bit. I had considered opening up a thread asking for help/pictures, but this seems like a fine opportunity. I think Orisa is a ripoff of that black girl and the city AI from Halo 3: ODST, but if anyone has any more accurate suggestions I'm all ears.

While I'm at it, have the rest of my screeching about the game.


What's wrong about my math? The game runs at 60FPS, and it had a tickrate of 20 at launch. The visuals update 60 times per second and the game state updates 20 times per second, which is once every three frames.

You have no one to blame but yourself. Now go back to your cuckshed, Morello. Don't you have tranny cock to service in the office? Good thing your office is tucked away in Madison, it'd be a shame if a bunch of chicongo coons fucked your place up.
Back to work, goy!
:^)))))

Online multiplayer is garbage anyways because of the sorts of people who play online.

The only name I recognized out of that post was Morello, and I'm glad because of that.

Madison, WI
Should the coons send a calling card before or after they enrich the Riot staff?
I told you once, goy. Get back to work, or you'll be on shabbos duty for the next year. ;^))))

Someones still angry it seems

Just actually say why the game is shit. It's not hard. It's a shit game.

just like don't play shit games

Don't buy Overwatch, not even if your friends are playing it. They'll quit playing it, and then you'll be out $40+ for a shitty TF2 shooter. Everything about the game is awful, from its stupid fucking "muh attitude" characters to its horrible tick and timing mechanisms.

If you buy Overwatch, I will come to your house and fucking destroy you.

This. My faggot friends who play shit like League convinced me to get it with them. We have since ceased playing it entirely.

its $20 now.

Also its free this weekend.

And it's still an awful game.

Just saying that you fags could at least try it and validate how you've been shitting on it.

Holla Forumsedditors don't play games, user.

See
I played it and it was bad. Also see as this guy has broken it down piece by piece just so you can fully understand how shit it is.

The fact you don't take in account how much data is sent per tick shows how illiterate you are. Plus tick rate has been neigh irrelevant since dial up died off. Also all your screencaps are autistic mumblings that don't make sense.

Except that guy has never played the game.

t. shill

My brother convinced me to get it and we have fun even though it's a shit game, but I would never get it just because my friends were playing it, mine who do barely even get on anymore.

Bump :^)

The only good thing to ever come out of Overwatch was Mei's thicc ass.

Prove me wrong.
Protip: you can't.

Well take it from someone who has, he is entirely right and the game is awful.

Well take this from someone who has, he is entirely wrong and the game is only okay.

I play it a lot because I need something to fill the void after playing TF2 for 2k+ hours before seeing its slow and painful death. Overwatch is a pretty shit game for a lot of reasons, balance comes mainly from putting timers on secondaries and supers, the cast of characters feel very contrived (compared to the absolute care and attention Valve gave to the TF2 classes anyhow but maybe that wouldn't be a fair comparison) and the class mechanics themselves don't feel very distinct save for like 3 classes (Torb, Sym, and Junkrat). The chat filters and the tryhard userbase also actually ruin the fucking community, nobody says anything, there's no fun in the chat unless you find a custom match. Also the game is ONLINE ONLY, without even LAN support and there will likely never be custom maps made for it.

In conclusion, I think its a very shit replacement for TF2, but its the only one we got so I guess I'll keep playing it regardless trying to get some fun out of it.

Go to bed, Kaplan, your tranny awaits you.

Thicc is a terrible fat apologist meme.

Not an argument

I don't know what blow you've been snorting

If he is so wrong, by all means prove it. Take apart his arguments and prove them wrong. Those images aren't going anywhere, take your time.

Nigga I'm not going to autistically sift through his autism

I'm sorry but man thighs aren't attractive.

Then you admit you're wrong.

Then you have no right to bitch.

Well look who doesn't have a fucking argument now. Why come to Holla Forums if you aren't gonna discuss games?

But if you can't pretend "thicc" refers to something it doesn't then it gets really hard to whine about le niggerspeak xD and you make his job as a memelord that much harder.

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I'm not going to do it because here's what will happen
Why fucking bother? There's a reason why we're all here and it's because we're all stubborn faggots.

Hold up, does this mean that the walking corpse that is TF2 has a chance to outlive Overwatch? I mean it seems like Blizzard is rapidly running out of steam on what to do for their product.

No, considering Overwatch has a more active playerbase than TF2.

I deliberately asked you to refute it and you said no, so do fuck off. Also if you can't handle being called autistic I don't know why you're here. Stop making excuses and man the fuck up or admit you are wrong.

The burden is on you to prove this game is okay. I played it from launch til halloween event semi regularly, then tried again furing xmas event. It's shit: the literal mario party of shooting games with laughable mechanics, godawful hitboxes, shit tickrate, no dedicated servers. But do go ahead and explain in depth as to how i am wrong and you are right. I patiently await your autistic screeching. :^)

It also isn't almost a decade old.

FTFY but you're still wrong

kek

If you make a solid argument people aren't going to tell you to fuck off. But you fags are more passive aggressive than the 4am generals and less self aware as to how much this shit is killing the industry than the Splatoon generals. If you're going to talk shit you better back it up with facts.

The bright side is that Reddit loves Overwatch. Go discuss it there.

Holy shit you're fucking dense. It's not that I can't handle being called autistic it's that it isn't fucking worth it. Everybody on this board is stubborn. That's the biggest unifying quality between all of us. Nobody's mind is going to change. Why bother trying to prove someone wrong when you're already deadset in believing what you want?

Why should I bother? You won't play the game either way and probably for the better considering you sound like you're a complete shitter.

Valve has literally nothing left to do with TF2 m8. Its been well over a decade, so I would not count on it. That said, Blizzard doesn't seem to know what to fucking do with Overwatch either but Overwatch is the new thing to play so I think its going to stay strong for awhile. I do NOT expect Overwatch to last as long as TF2 did though, I expect its Globalist-esque cast of Hot Topic models to age like fucking Cheese. TF2s setting and cast are timeless in comparison.

Maybe IF Blizzard allows for offline/LAN finally and/or custom maps. But they're kikes so I doubt that will ever happen.

You must be new here.
Make me, cunt.

Scat or Gore?

The irony hurts.


Concrete enemas.

You know that shit never worked save for the very early days when normalfags were first creeping onto halfchan

Both, do it faggot.

Checkin' that ID and those quads. Were you the guy who was posting about the comparison of TF2 art to that of a certain artist? Can't recall his name.

Not the same user, but while I like Overwatch, I don't feel the need to shill for it to anons on Holla Forums that obviously don't. It's simple casual fun, I'll admit that it's a guilty pleasure, certainly not one I'd expect most people here to respect, but that's my rationale for hopping on to it every now and again. I don't need to convince you that I have patrician taste for liking a casual pick up and play FPS, nor will I try, none of what you said is wrong, but that doesn't man it can't be enjoyable on a guttural level.

anons here gotta stop autistically defending a game other anons don't like, accept that not everyone is going to agree with you, sage, and move on, if a game is really worth having an argument over, it better be of some real value, and not just something you personally like.

wew. Again, why are you here, in Holla Forums - Video Games, if you refuse to talk about the video game you evidently love so much as to both defend it and refuse to defend it at the same time. Burden of proof is on you, you have a ton of arguments to argue against, yet you still refuse.

Norman Rockwell, and no, I wasn't the same guy, but I know the post you;re referring too.

But that literally goes against everything Holla Forums stands for, it defeats the purpose
LOL

Where are you in these games where people aren't talking?
All I get are retards who won't shut the fuck up.

Yah good luck with that, at the end of the day, enjoy what is fun to you, what Holla Forums says about a game you personally like doesn't change whether or not you can have fun with it, you can recognize a game's flaws and still see something positive in it, that's something a lot of anons here seem to overlook

Theres tons of games you can pick up and play to have some casual fun.
Some of them free
You're a retard for giving Blizzard money and your attempts at fencesitting are pathetic at best.

Nobody cares, why did you puss out on your scat gore dump?

Then why insist on talking about it here if you are well aware you will catch flak all day and have no productive discussion?

Look user, all I want to do here is have fun playing games, Overwatch happens to be one of the many that I own and play, that's all I'm saying, I don't care what a bunch of Holla Forumsirgins say about my taste, nor should they care about what games I play, if you have fun with the stuff you play, then who cares what some other faggot with shittier taste than you is doing?

Okay lad, you really havent played this game before have you? Skill? This game is 20 fucking tick, there is NO SKILL or precision to train in a 20 tick environment. So tell me, what about the game requires skill or teamwork? That's right! NOTHING
You are the worst kind of lad tbh smh onii-fam
Are you that bugchasing lucio from the threads last year? Theres plenty of rope to hang you from, you degenerate faggot!

Found the redditor
Overwatch is irredemeable Call of Duty/ASSFAGGOTs tier garbage not a rough gem, kill your fucking self.

If it doesn't matter then you can keep it off the board. Holla Forums shouldn't be discussing shitty games. That's part of the reason I come here instead of reddit. Better taste.

Good man

How do any of those games disprove my point? Literally no game is going to be perfect, blind praise of sacred cows is what redditers do you fucking faggot,


that's my whole point you illterate retard, read my posts again, I'm NOT the user trying to defend OW

It's not yours either.

First row is done. I'm not a huge mecha buff, so I'd appreciate some recommendations of characters who resemble D.Va, of whom I'm sure there are plenty. Also taking input for the rest of the characters, since I'm not exactly sure who Reaper, Widowmaker, and Mei would correspond to.


Thanks for linking this, by the way. I've never heard of this guy but he's refreshingly well-spoken and I can tell he does his research.

Then stop posting. You're basically saying nothing by admitting that discussing this game is pointless here.

THEN FUCK OFF BACK TO CUCKCHAN/REDDIT, THEY LOVE THIS FUCKING GARBAGE AND WILL TRY TO USE PEER PREASSURE TO DEFLECT ANY CRITICISM ABOUT IT
GO >>>/BACK/

Literal shill here

Then why do you insist on having a thread here yet tell those who don't like your game to leave and claim it's "okay".

I am you fucking idiot

So where are all the threads dedicated to the multiplayer shooters that are way better than this game?

kek

Jetstream Sam

And? You're still here claiming it has every right to be here and defending it from nasty trorr.

Then you admit that you don't want to post about OW. Then with this being an OW thread you have no reason to continue posting. Congrats, you're posting off topic now.

And it has every right to be critically shit on as well.

The rules are not the only dictation of what does and does not fly on this board. It is called self moderation. We don't have a general for League or 99% of ubisoft titles, why should this be different?

That's EVA, not the Boss, although I suppose it's difficult to tell with the image that small. Ana has a lot more in common with Sniper Wolf than you seem to think, given both are from the middle east (Egypt vs Iraqi Kurdistan), both are snipers, both were deeply affected by the war around them, and both even have the same eye covered.


For Genji? Sam's thing is that he barely had any augments, and if I remember correctly Genji had most of his body replaced.

Jetstream Sam
Dee Jay, Beat from JSR
Practically any game with a fucking paladin
[Insert edgy character here]
Some hindu in IT
Planet of The Apes
Spy from TF2
Literally fucking Clint Eastwood
Medic from TF2
Mr. Freeze, Captain Cold, etc.
CoD: The Character
They got kind of creative here, gotta give credit where credit is due
TF2 Heavy w/tits and tumblr hair
Solider from TF2 (She even mocks rocket jumping in-game, the fucking mudslime)
Not sure
Pudge+Immortan Joe
Engineer from TF2 - 4ft = Torbjorn
I got nothing

Heres your quote
All the games I listed are games with flaws that plenty of Holla Forums users ignore and see positives on.

TL;DR
You're a redditor who doesn't actually use this board.

General guidelines for a game to be well received on Holla Forums.

1) Be Japanese.
2) Be primarily single player.
3) Have some waifu bait.
4) Don't get made by any company that Holla Forums feels slighted by in the last 10 years.
5) Be obscure but not really indie.
6) Being an old game is a plus.
7) Be the previous incarnation of a current game in the series. If your game is on number 3 then be 2 or be the first one.
8) Be free to play if you can.
9) Be piratable if possible.
10) If it is a multiplayer game, have as little community behind it as possible.
11) If it is popular and it is multiplayer then be on Nintendo and the characters have to be loli and shota.
12) Massive bonus points if you don't have any fucking gameplay at all like those "Dating sims" and "visual novels"

user, do you not know how IDs work? I said that, who's the newfag here again?

If you're not going to defend your game then you're not going to be able to discuss it here without being met with criticism.
Unless those fags can't back up why. Then they have every right to be laughed at like you.

lol

Now try and grasp the reason behind it

Holy shit console babies please stop talking as if you know shit about FPS or online.

pick one and only one

Holy shit this I've never bother to look it up.

Also, pics related, eat a dick you fucking normalfag plebbitor

Games can be discussed. Nobody is saying that OW generals can't be allowed. Just that when there is one you shouldn't throw a bitch fit and not actually discuss the game. You're only proving my point by being a passive aggressive faggot and not actually addressing the games problems.
Hi reddit.

You mean like Overwatch?

Please, for your own good: don't let your mouth write a check your ass cant cash. That may be a bit tough for you to grasp, ask your coach as Fraser to explain it in terms suitable for low functioning autists.
I still patiently await your articulation on how this game is not objectively shit...

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Add Joker to Junkrat.

Compared to what game?

compared to every reason it is shit in Alsor
wew we got a live one.

No shit

You don't have an argument. That's why I'm telling you to fuck off.

Sorry for autism.

Says the one defending Overwatch
Jesus fuck mate are you trying to shill or some shit? You're doing a damn good job.
Alright, riddle me this. A French rogue like assassin who hates working with their partners, wears a suit, and involves a love affair as their lore background.
WHO THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT?
You can fucking google the Blizzard design video where they talk about making McCree literally fucking Clint Eastwood. Why do you make such shitty points if you haven't even researched the goddamned topic?

Yeah, i'm not going to read that giant autistic tripe. For all I know this guy didn't even play the game.
So i'm asking, compared to what games is Overwatch objectively shit?
What other games that are doing or has done that overwatch is currently doing that are better at this moment?

he's right though

No shit
You know what we also have?
Proxy use

I'm sorry I don't follow capeshit. He is jump the "bombastic madman" which is what I know of the Joker.

The only people that ever threw fits in the OW generals were supremely autistic anons that couldn't stand that some other anons were having fun with a game they didn't like, thats it. Eventually no one wanted to deal with the glorified dubspammers shitting up the thread


Here's a thought, if a game can't be objectively good, perhaps it can't be objectively bad either? Objectively inferior to another game in the genre, sure, but to say absolutely NO ONE can derive satisfaction from it is entirely incorrect. The game is not as good as early TF2, but I'd argue it's on about the same level as modern, abandoned and broken TF2, in that the game is fine to jump on and grind out a decent round or two, but isn't something you'll want to spend thousands of hours on. The classes are not as good as the nine in TF2, I'll fully admit that, the sheer amount of heroes bogs it down, as well as the outlandish and unrecognizable silhouettes the characters and their alternate skins make. TF2's hats do this, but to a much less severe level. That aside it's pretty much a streamlined TF2 with more classes than it needs, whether or not you find that a good or a bad thing is up to you, I'm not here to mount the impossible task of proving a game "objectively amazing" or "objectively shit", personally there's aspects of both that I really like, and aspects I really hate, like for example the community in TF2 is bad (used to be amazing) but the community in OW is nonexistant, literally no one talks outside of competitive autists.

You're the one not discussing video games. If you have nothing to discuss you're only admitting how worthless you are. Stay passive aggressive fam.

1. Quality is not relative. You do not need a comparison to claim something is good.
2. You refuse to read the existing argument yet ask I make one, so go fuck yourself.
3. See 1.

you forgot
1. be good
2. don't pander to reddit or tumblr

You need a comparison to claim something is bad too nigger

Looks like every video game ever isn't allowed on Holla Forums now

If I eat an apple, then eat a handful of shit, I will find the apple tasty whether or not I ate the shit.

Is that why you won't debate the problems it has that make it shit? Because it hurts your feelings? There's no glorified dubspammers when people are actively trying to get you to stick up for your own shitty fucking game.

WEW

TF2, Q3A
None, unless you count TF2 ignoring the shitty new weapons and hats and other bullshit and play a gamemode for real men like Highlander Season 13 and 14 Steel Scout reporting in
From an artistic viewpoint of concepts and creation, their character designs and backstories are parallel, barring their genders. How hard is it to understand this?
He has an iconic artstyle you dense fucker.
Here, since you seem to be such a goddamn fucking retard, I'll be even more specific because your sub 80 IQ can't comprehend the similarities. McCree is the exact same character as the one from Call of Juarez. Still don't see it? Look at their fucking clothes. Poncho, hat, beard, everything. Right down to the fucking slings on his gun. Still don't fucking understand you somalian fuck? Then go back to fucking reddit where you belong.

TF2 is a far superior class based FPS, OW is just what you get once you mix in LoL into it and tune down the mechanics to make it more accessible TF2 was already a pretty casual game but it had a high enough ceiling.
Then try to sell it as e-sports on top to make it complete fucking garbage.

The fuck is this?

But they aren't, not even close.
Wow a generic cowboy gunslinger looks like ANOTHER generic cowboy gunslinger? Who would have fucking guessed?
This is what I was talking about, you dumb shit. You are unable to make any sort of connection between characters besides some vague or blanket comparison between the two. By your logic every male character in the game is a ripoff of every male character ever by the sole virtue of being male. That's how asinine your logic is.

shit niggers like

REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES

All me

In your defense of mccree you just called him generic. How dumb are you?

Except the topic wasn't about genericness it was about characters blatantly ripping off other ones. You can't be generic and ripoff singular characters at the same time. How dumb are you?

So what you're saying is that you can't offer up another game that's better.


Ok so doesn't TF2 allow you to change your weapons and such up on your character and essentially has items that you unlock either through gameplay or through purchase, that can change the potency of your character?
Overwatch doesn't have anything like that.

Q3A i'm assuming you mean Quake 3 Arena?
Release
December 2, 1999
Ok, but Overwatch isn't an arena shooter. Once more, Overwatch isn't about grabbing weapons on a map, ammo, etc etc. It is very much about playing a giant game of team-based paper-rock-scissors.
So its not really doing anything like overwatch is, is it? And overwatch isn't doing anything like it is, either, right?

same

eat a dick for having such shit taste

Quality post

Holy shit nigger copying the most cliche character ever down to a T means they are entirely connected BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME CHARACTER you dumb ass shit.

Why aren't tou eating that dick yet?

What character are they copying, user? You never answered the question.

quality thread

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Yes you can

sage isn't a downvote, friend.

obviously every single western character is connected because they're all copped

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Sage

Also, check these trips

Even worse

No, check these

Fuck

Please highlight the part of my post where I even slightly implied it was. Keep shit off the front page if you are so concerned about quality you cock sucker.

any overshit thread is a shit thread because it's a shit game

Then you should stop posting. I only bump when you post.

nice digits

Ill keep bumping until the fat kike bans you or some hotpocket does

Get baited you dumb fuck. You just proved my earlier claim that this game is artistically bankrupt as fuck. By calling it your average generic gunslinger, you confirmed that this character, whose qualities upon which he was worked on carry over to the other characters in-game, has no care for detail, nor vision.

Now it's evident that you're just baiting now seeing that Mark deleted your shitty excuses for posts, so get filtered and go back to
>>>/reddit/

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nice try schlomo

Well you don't need to buy it.
Its free this weekend.

There is a care for detail and vision
The vision is that he's a cowboy gunslinger and the care for detail is that he shoots guns. Why do you need more than that? Also
You should be the one going back to reddit.

nice shit taste

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Thanks for the free bump :^)

This thread is such a kek worthy train wreck it's great.

Neutral bump

we can go further

you're very welcome, we're at 291 with deleted posts taken into account so enjoy it while it lasts

I'm still waiting for that guro/scat porn dump, you coward.

Of course we can, I'm not even counting his other two proxies which have at least (10) each for a totak of (60).

Are you that eager to masturbate?

You misunderstand, friendo. I only wish for this to a big enough eyesore for mark and the pockets as it is for most of us here. I appreciate the deleted posts, but they need an ip range ban tbh

that act is fucking boring

Also where's that guro/scat porn? Are you too afraid, user?

Just do it, you fucking candy ass faggot.

can you even do that?

Why do you want me banned?

Nope

thought not, didn't see anything about it in the settings and what not

Well my question is if you don't want people to talk about overwatch in a thread for overwatch (whenever it gets made) then I guess you want them talking about overwatch in any other shooter or multiplayer game thread that pops up?

I don't understand the reasoning here.

Overwatch is a video game so we're not gonna remove threads about it. Just because a thread exists for the game doesn't mean anyone has to like or promote it, 90% of the posts shit on the game anyways.

then explain undertale
:^)

archive.is/xSHOu
nice desu ne

That was just one dude spamming threads for months.

Because we had this fucking discussion and shitstorm six fucking months ago when the generals began being deleted on sight. I'm sorry that you just got off the reddit AIDS boat, but you are not welcome here. If you cant go back to reddit, find somewhere else that isnt here. I hear the GAY community is always looking for folks, go find some fag pride online grouo to jack off about OW with.

Well if you really want an answer they were never about video games after first 2 weeks.
But you're being sarcastic aren't you

Good lord what have you done, you've all opened up Pandora's Box now you fucking fags

It's still a video game though. :^)^)^)))^)

how could you tell?

Except I didn't.
I don't give a fucking shit.
Make me, cunt

Oh no. People are going to talk about video games on a video games board.

This thread though. This thread is pretty much dead on that idea.

if it helps there's only 86 UIDs in this thread meaning the cancer in this thread is only a fraction of the entirety of Holla Forums

Ftfy

You're a shitty redditor, though

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Video Games are a jewish ploy to get good goys to turn into limp emasculated NEETs rather than strong, aesthetic, aryan alpha males.

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never know when posts will be deleted

So is Granblue, right?
Good joke

Yeah nah youre either green or a double talking cunt. OW generals are still delete on sight. But as mentioned, what abiut granblue, then? If OW gets a pass, can we talk about mobage and have mobage generals? They sure have 10 to 100 times the content and design as OW

If you're still here, could you guarantee that a undertale thread, that's not a general, but starts out with discussion won't be deleted due to spam? I know that the answer is no, because there has not been a change in any zeitgeist that would prevent spam again. Overwatch is the same damn thing, so why change now?

wouldn't spam just mean that they keep making threads even though active threads exist?

nope, not unless something has changed

Okay, Timmy, it's bedtime. Drink your milk, say your prayers, and go to bed. Youve got school in the morning.

So spam is what then?

Heh

nobody knows, and that's a fucking problem
one that never gets discussed because there hardly is hardly any contact between user and vol or BO

Sshh… don't throw a tantrum because your pony show reruns this late. I'll set the dvr and you can watch it when you get home from school. Now GO THE FUCK TO BED
Why bring up undermeme then? It's okay, show the class your oc skeleton fucker donut steele.

why? because why not?
It's a video game, and it gets deleted on Holla Forums and I couldn't think of another game off the top of my head, that shit show was over exposed as fuck.

You could have done the tasteful option an non mentioned before you - Granblue. Might as well clean out your vidya closet while youre here, bub. Im sure youve got plenty of boners to hide in there.

i want to bury my fave if meis big huge chilly titties

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I forgot
even when it was mentioned in the thread, and that would have been a better choice of game to use.
But then again, if you don't cut deep enough into the flesh, you are less likely to hit a vein.

Down the street, not across the lane. I take it you can pick it up from here, wink-wink nudge-nudge?

that could be any thread if someone with a vpn wanted that

When overwatch was newer we found it was the same 3 or 4 faggots that would just continually shit up the threads.
Then it was down to just one Brazilian.

Just like Waifu Wednesday. I am so fucking sick of seeing xion in the fucking catalog, and each thread has the same three or four fags jacking thier waifus off. Hotpockets, if youre still lurking, please keep a better eye on them. It is a fucking eyesore and breeds avatarfaggotry among other degeneracy.

its a guy , right?

Not at all. Many of Overwatch's faults stem from the way its design choices fight with each other.

Comparisons are helpful to illustrate what mechanics look like when done well and to provide perspective, but they are far from necessary.

The maps are fairly boring or poorly designed for one side. I havemt played the newest trash maps, but the original lineup amd ecem eichen were either dreadfully boring to play, or were a 'get pounded or do the pounding' thanks to the map design. The asymmetrical maps were overtime hell, and most of the payload maps were pubrolls if your team wasnt retarded on defense. Egypt is garbage, worst cp map that is also a discount dust. The most original character design in overmeme is the fucking onion plush dolls tbh

*and even eichen
Wew mobile losting

its a shame overwatch doesnt have titty physics, or these dances would have them all over the place

We've had two overwatch threads recently, you probably didn't see them but they were allowed to run their course. It was because they weren't made by the dude that spammed bait versions for months.


"moba" threads aren't banned nor do they get deleted, no one just bothers to make them since they usually get spammed with >mobashit posters

Mobage = mobile games such as granblue, kancolle
Get that buzzword out of here, Morello. I asked you earlier, and ill ask again: do you want the coons to leave a calling card before OR after they enrich the riot hq office?

That's why I put "moba" in quotes, because it's basically Riot's proprietary term that's a cancerous way to try to claim an entire genera of games. Anyways, I gotcha mobile games, I didn't even know granblue was one of those.

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call em aos clones, thats what they used to be called, i think.

Be like me and have your friend gift it to you
Then you can play with your friends but at most as long as they can be bothered with it
It's a fun casual time waster game and if anyone treats it as anything else they are fucking idiots

Winston is just Beast from X-Men.

clearly hes dankey kang meets dr jekyll and mr hyde

Make your own gatdamn Kamen Rider game or play one of the existing ones, they even have a soccer game

CONGRATULATIONS BLIZZARD!

Truly, it's okay when the japs do it.


I would add to 5) that it has to avoid actively promoting itself as in indie game, and 9) to not have Denuvo, ever, even if it gets cracked later on.


Thank you. I would add that the resident shitposter(s) went to extreme lengths to stop otherwise legitimate discussion in those threads back then, including but not limited to

BIDF pls it's my birthday. You faggots had to release your trash on my birthday and now you faggots will remind me each year. Stop jacking blizzard off when theyve done nothing of quality or renown in ages.

Jesus. discovered that fag recently and he's so retarded. just pandering, fake bullshit and asspulls galore. "I'm too cool to like anything"

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