Just a Reminder to you Anons; the NASA speed running event starts today, in 3 hours no less!

Smdh tbh

Do you even know where you are?

I've never heard someone say this out loud and I'm even more disgusted now.

y'all niggas need some hex maniac

Fixed.

Smdh tbh

Nippon Anime = Shitty Anime

Wait, what happened to NASA since the last time we watched it?

I thought it was fun the last time we watched this all together. I think I made the thread last year too

user is talking about the chat room. It sure as shit isn't like hanging out with /wooo/ and possibly worse than twitch.

No, I mean the infinity.moe stream. Filled with all those people I mentioned.
They hold streams there every now and then, but no one actually watches it, they just advertise it so more people join their circlejerk.

infinity.moe is where faggots who think they're too cool for tumblr/reddit, but still get bullied here constantly.

OY VEY DA EBIL NAZIS ARE SHOAHING MY VIDYA

Oh yeah, Infinite Moe is complete Garbage. I am surprised they are anons who still use it, considering the reasons you posted above.

At least twitch attempts to meme instead of licking each other's assholes.

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Could be worse. Could be the vola

I'm not even surprised.

Looking through the scheduled there are a lot better picks than GDQ, a lot less 3 hour+ RPG runs. Pick related is easily gonna be the worst run, jesus chirst

Nothing terribly new I care about, though.
Might watch Bloodlines and a few other sparse things, but most of it is 2+ hour games I don't care about or games I've seen done faster before.

The Mario Golf run is gonna be good, the golf run they did last time was easily one of the best runs out of the marathon.

But they're namefags, not anons.

Where do you think you are?

nice joke event

on Holla Forums, the straightest board on 8ch and indeed the internet.

Would you anons care to join me in bullying the faggots?

cuck

Already am

I will be doing it regardless, user. I am just offering for people to join in the fun.

Yeah, I misread your post

This ain't AGDQ.

AGDQ is where we go to laugh at failures. NASA is where we go to watch actual fun runs While shit posting.

Yeah but she's really ugly, so it more or less equals out

At least she isn't doing another co-op shooter lets play like those awful left 4 dead and borderlands ones from GDQ. That shit was the worst

I bet she has some really nice tits, but just has a butterface. Just throw a bag on her head.

Fucking maga guy

forget to take your meds this morning?

It's not maga

John Madden

PUT ON THE FUCKING HAT

Holy fuck, can't wait to see how that one goes

AGDQ is a massive scam, why idiots still support them let alone give those con artists money I'll never understand.

The appealed to the nu male crowd in games. Who do you think donates so much?

user it's a money laundering scheme and also tax evasion. Who else do you think is dropping (((Anonymous))) donations of huge sums of money?

more like sex maniac amrite? :DDDD

I fucking love Battletanx.

That runner girl is cute

NASA has already hinted at wanting to become the next GDQ, it has been completely subverted. It only took one year to ruin yet another event, abandon all hope.

How? She's below average and keeps twitching like an autist

That's a positive around here.

Explain

wud u

She keeps coughing on her hand. I hope no one else has to use that controller.

Now that I as her from another angle I retract my statement. She's pretty average.

forgot to spoiler
forgive me mod-sama

Below.
Below average.

to become the next GDQ as in not focusing on the money but focusing on the runners.

mods might forgive you but that won't stop me from bullying your nerd ass fag

i would make so many babies with her that i would restore the white race by myself
Anime babes are white, fuck you

Different tastes I suppose. I think below average when a facet of her appearance actually strikes me as ugly or irritating. The runner doesn't really elicit any kind of response, except from that one angle with her chin dropped low.

trips of truth

**rude*'

Jewyama living up to his name.

YOU ARE ASKING FOR A DOSE OF EXTRA BULLY SAUCE

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PvtCb's post from the NASA srcom forums:

speedrun.com/nasa2017/thread/ktl4y/2#dxt1e

They're sacrificing treating the runners well, for the sake of gaining more viewers and attention.

You just want more bully, don't you?

Its an obvious masochist

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Too soon user
RIP SCARAMOUCHE

If it helps: he was never created, so he never died :^)

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Thats even sadder, i will forever remember his sweet songs

Until they start doing donation shit, I'll keep watching

SUMMONING
N A R C I S S A
A
R
C
I
S
S
A

end it

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEGONE FOUL BEAST

She is very cute, do not attack her.

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Cosmo is very brave for coming out, stop being such a meanie head. :^)

Nigga what?

NASA is still fun allowed at least, but it's unfortunate they're going this route.

my fucking ears

Don't you remember this being the hip music 4 years ago and how it's totally relevant now?

what

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I was worried but it seems fun is still allowed.

They always overestimate run times so they don't run into trouble if someone goes over time.

The atmosphere of the room changed so much when he read the first donation was from "a furry yiffer"

I am very ok with this.

Fuck I want to play la-mulana now

Bretty gud

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY

What the hell is up with the music?

MSU-1 hack

what could have been
and what it was

Into the trash.

I remember a Genesis emulator doing that and seeing it in action with Sanic hacks, it was pretty cool.

Anyone have a working non twitch stream? simply because fuck OP and he can go fuck himself with a razor sharp wire for even linking twitch

holy shit I remember that faggot

>infinity.moe fags are already here
Oh great. I hope Mark removing it from the top is a sign of the end times for those faggots. These people are everything wrong with Holla Forums, weebs and waifufags.

You could trying pasting it into another stream site as source.
This is all NASA streams to, and there's a bitchfight over people wanting them to change stream service.

I wasn't aware of these issues before hand, so I apologize for linking to twitch.

That sounds familiar. Isn't that one of the fags from infinity.moe?
It feels weird going back to just a room for these streams, but in a good way. The massive audience shit was absolutely retarded.

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poplep a cute

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/ourguy/

That sucks, hopefully they do make the switch one day. Twitch needs to die already.

Twitch needs to die :^)

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Oh boy, now it's time for AN HOUR of Curious George.

It's a race, so it probably won't be bad.

This music is a nice way to get people to mute your stream in between games.

What the fuck is this music

Hey Cyberdemon, if you're here, tell the faggots in charge of music to play something better. This is literal garbage.

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I have conflicting feelings about this

thats more then 10x the viewer base they had last year, at least.

My feelings are pretty fucking crystal and it's that it's shit.

globeheads trying to invade speedrunning
REMINDER Holla Forums IS FLAT EARTH TERRITORY

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What the hell is TwoWorldsCoexisting doing?

fuck off you filthy flat earther jump off the world if you think you can.

There's only 5 people in the room for this run

Six people and TwoWorldsCoexisting.

trying to coexist retardy and skill

I dont understand who is winning

FingerQuick

The fucker on the left

TwoWorldsCoexisting has been joking that he's doing a glitchless run.
I'm not entirely sure if he's actually joking or not, though.

The guy that's like 5 minutes ahead because the other one fails every skip at least once.

what the fuck is hornedanime?
I presume its an emote, but why do faggots keep spamming it with no context?

There are two seperate emote apps on Twitch, FrankerFaceZ and BetterTwitchTV. They let you use custom emotes. That's most likely what it is.

A custom emote that you need an extension to see. "Ironic" weebs love spamming it.

so its dumb shit garbage?
They are literally spamming it for no reason, with no context, with no other text. In addition to this, what a great idea; an App that bothers 99% of other people who don't have the fucking app by incorporating emotes that no one else can see.

He said he's useless at it. It's not that he's doing it glitchless, it's that he doesn't know the glitches. He stated after 2 minutes of gameplay he had no idea what the other guy was doing to cheese massive portions by spamming crouch.

except everyone uses the add-ons, youre just behind the times :^)

srg meme

Sounds like an average day at twitch all right

It's almost over

It's finally over.
I need a cup of coffee.

and im not hungry enough to cook dinner yet

It's finally over.

Time for the autistic screeching soundtrack between runs.

Holy fuck was he annoying. Finger really wasn't impressed.

Time for 10 minute Mighty Gunvolt, then both Sanic Adventures.

That's Sonic Advance, not Adventure.

Damn. My autism has gotten me excited for something I don't care for as much.

I know cyberdemon or one of his flunkies posts here, I'm the one that leaked the klaige discord to here and only here

As someone who has kept up on speedrunning events Cyberdemon has been banned from twitch and has chosen not to go to NASA because it would result in NASA being banned also.

what

why

that is some gay-ass bullshit

There is sonic adventure runs going on tomorrow atleast

He said fuck black people for ruining the democrats or something like that.
And then this video happened and now a bunch of speedrunners stream on stream.me

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well shit

I've been practicing a german accent to do a nazi-themed speedrunning stream gimmick but if talkin' about gassin' jews gets me banned then I guess that was a huge waste.

Just head to a fun zone like stream.me or hitbox, I know stream.me doesn't care as long as it's not porn, drugs or suicide/murder.

30 minutes behind schedule.
Curious George was a mistake.

Nevermind, stream is down completely.
Apparently they had lots of sound and snyc problems.

Just a typical day at NASA then.

Shit's live again. Why does the player keep jumping from having quality options to not? Does it need some sort of buffer first?

Which of you faggots is trying to banepost in twitch chat?

Probably they're streaming over hotel wifi again and/or their bitrate is ass.

hello

Not gonna lie, I really want to see this one.

Can we get the funposting from AGDQ going?

You mean with other plebbitors

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DO U FEEL IN CONTROL?

a fucking LEAF forest

It's some stupid shit twitch does, if you get about a certain amount of viewers the options pop up. I think you need above 1000.

That is super retarded.

I'm in charge here.

AND YOU THINK THAT GIVES YOU POWER OVER ME?

I had to think about that a moment, guess they must care more about processing the streams than bandwidth.

Hey dumb ass, you forgot your mask.

I was wondering the same thing just as I came back to the stream. Holy fuck twitch is a fucking pox that needs to be eradicated. I can't even watch these faggots play games fast without the stream bufering every 15 seconds.

FUCK THAT TOOK WAY TO FUCKING LONG

Wait a fucking minute here.
Is that Waluigi from the previous event?

Any TAS block?

Nope: nasamarathon.com/schedule/
It's mostly Any% runs, several races, and a couple of 100% runs. No robobots here.

This is a fucking quality stream of people dying in Tetris while the sound guy jerks himself off.

They had a bluescreen once last year I think it was last year, I remember making fun of it in the thread that actually killed the stream for a little bit.

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Here's hoping it's fun

under estimate :^)

DICK WOLF

I don't know how to feel about this.

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Fucker also didn't show up the upgraded gunbuddy one. That shit is about as cool as it is nearly impractical.

Its funny when you look at the schedule and you see NONE of the regulars on the Speedrunning community that DONT do fucking randomizer races and runs,which will kill of speed runnning popularity. Which I am happy for.

Maybe you'd like to restate that in comprehensible english

maybe he's saying runs that isn't huge in rng, like roguelites and shitty videogames

Oh no, I fully agree. What the fuck did I just write.
LETS TRY THAT AGAIN
Randomizer has taken over the "popularity" of speed running and reintroduced (even though its being flooded from GDQ in general ) with even more faggots who think they are speed running by playing and doing randomizer runs/races.

No thanks

Well I'm bored now.

I got timed out at the start for saying LGTFAGS got triggered too. One of the mods is a fag?

let me guess this, is this like randomizing enemy spawns? like how some people mod kingdom hearts to randomly spawn enemies, even having sephiroth early on?

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It's fucking Twitch what in the fuck do you guys expect?

Jesus, what fucking timeline am I in now? This retarded nigger does not exist where I'm from.

Its randomize items, sometimes maps, monsters, anything sprite related to the game. Its almost as anti speed running as 100%.
LIKE THIS FUCKING RUN ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

So shit like Spelunky?

The only good Spelunky runs are score runs for most money. And even then that's because it's a highly tedious and unforgiving run where you constantly have to be paying attention. Oh it also lasts for over 3 fucking hours. Shame about the RNG though.

Honestly I lost interest with all the breaks inbetween runs. Something to work on for next year is making the transition between runs smoother instead of a 10-20 minute wait.
Or perhaps just stop trying to emulate GDQ altogether.

Lucky motherfucker

Why they don't make a mod for the game to start out with the same first level only so they don't have to endlessly play the level over and over again just to get a decent first room that only occurs .05% of the time is beyond me.

That was a surprisingly nice run, I never paid much attention to DKC3 runs before.

Yeah, I really liked it. Don't know if he's always like that, but he managed to make it really enjoyable the whole way through.

This guy is shit at the screen wrap

Do we have a drinking game for this yet?

Nice to see he's still doing well.

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NieR soon

Would you say that the time is near?

fuck off carlos

Oh god why? That's one of the worst games to speedrun. Automata might be a lot better.

That depends are there glitches for the game? None of the Drakengard or NIER series sounds like speedrun material. Speaking of, how's Catherine for it? I was surprised it's that TGM player.

Didn't get to watch the Catherine run but so far from what I've heard there's only one run for Automata for the copied city. Right now it's just the second half of the first NieR but going through route B.

those pics always remind me anime will never be real

I take back what I said. There is a few out of bounds glitches.

Do they have donation messages that can't shut the fuck up about cancer like GDQ?

No, but they have a runner wearing a MAGA hat.

Not an issue. I'll catch the link's awakening run then.

Well who's the donations going to?

SUFFER!

what the fuck i missed good part of a semi good run

what the fuck is this

A screenshot of the stream.

no the stupid fucking meme anime girl

I love speedruns of this.

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Fucking died.

Nice, don't think I've seen that done before. Is he doing it keyboard only?

Gold run.

The chat is pretty dead tbh

Not sure. I missed the very start, if he said it there.

These guys are such a fucking train wreck. It's great.

Alright, he just said it was keyboard only. It's really not so bad once you get used to it.

Is there anyone that got banned from agdq at this event?

there's people who have been banned at agdq before who ran at nasa, but not sure about people being banned for being at nasa

The standing in front of the shuttle guy is in this event.

Damn I wish I knew about the venue a couple weeks in advance, I could've gone and shit up the stream.
t. leaf

Here's some high quality webms from the gothic run

Pig disgusting.

I'm more disgusted by the lifeless animations.

Don't forget that hot soundtrack.

You should be disgusted by the fact that the runner not only defended pineapple pizza, actually enjoys pineapple pizza.

There is literally nothing wrong with pineapple pizza.

Pineapple pizza is the best.

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You're both degenerates but at least you're not defending barbecue sauce pizza.

You got some massively shit taste..

That too, is okay.

I hate pineapple on pizza but love BBQ sauce on pizza.

We need porn of the 3D model.

barbecue sauce + chicken + red onion = good pizza

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Pineapple Pizza is great. Even better with Canadian Bacon.

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That's not a motherfucking pizza, that's like some nigger puking on a piece of white bread. Shame on you all, a curse upon your bloodlines.

If it's not a pizza why is it called a Pineapple Pizza? Checkmate.

bbq chicken topped off with even more bbq sauce on top, molto bene!

It appears to be a cropped porn image.

you stupid fuck, i will find you and break your legs

wait a minute WHAT FUCKING TIMELINE I AM IN

10/10
Would eat. God tier taste.

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Incorrect, Holla Forums was and always will be hollow earth territory.

Shittily at that, look at the white specks around the horns.

Last chance for porn of pizza girl

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Does anyone know why there is a cropped porn image?

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(checked)
Now we're talkin'!

Because NASA isn't as uptight about stupid shit as GDQ apparently.

Wow, it's nothing at all.

Because NASA doesn't give nearly as much of a shit as GDQ.

It was kinda amusing watching obscure games but I don't want to "spoil" a game I'd like to replay some time like Link's Awakening. Guess I'm out.

I feel like they could have chosen something better than that.

The world is full of mystery.

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Never mind. This is weird enough that I don't care.

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Hollow Earth was before Trump or even Holla Forums too, just saiyan.

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excellent

Lego Racers just finished.

Fuck off, not gonna hang out with reddit to watch some autismal bullshit featuring trannies, furfags and faggots.

That's GDQ

I felt bad for what went down with the smug loli afterwards

He might be a plebbitor but I don't think he's an SJW as well
I think he's a cool guy, though I might be wrong as I don't know jack other than the fact he's an emudev

Should this thread be made Cyclical? The marathon's gonna be running for at least 80 more hours.

Probably.

They're really trying to put people asleep huh?

The runner said that 7 was his favorite RE out of the ones he played, the others being 5 and 6. I checked out there.

Oh, so he's one of THOSE retards.

Those are good games though. Just godawful Resi games.

But they're not, user. Not even as RE games. 7 is the closest to being okay, and it's not even that.
The best part of 7 was the fucking trailer song.

Then if they're all around bad, why are they bad third person action games? RE6 especially has some of the most interesting and all-out enjoyable shooting and dodging mechanics. And the shoehorned multiplayer component was a definite good addition.

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I almost died laughing

I finally got this wroking in VLC

is this guy choking in mario

To the point where if he just lets played the game it would be quicker. This is awful

At least he is still under estimate.

They added five minutes to the estimate, it was 10. he's still going over.

That's the joke.

thanks net neutrality

You will constantly lose more and more of your freedom until you rise up in arms against the jews.

Ban this sick filth.

this is our speedrunner

Why the fuck do they have a monkey on cam?

Also, can a Mod make this thread cycle based?

at first I thought it was bonzi buddy

Looks pretty fun

Better question, why is there someone with an Umaru pillow?

Diversity! Clearly t's just as bad as AGDQ!

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Not going to lie, the stuffed animal monkey made me wonder if there are any black people there.

THEY FUCKING KNOW

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those are some racist hand signs

Is Twitch ded or what?

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No, 1 liter is 1 cubic decimeter of anything, the fact that 1kg of water becomes 1 liter of water is a coincidence.

At least we get to watch a speedrun of a download. :^)

Is this included in the estimate?

Nice camera work.

yes

It's like that by design:
the kilogram was originally defined in 1795 as one cubic decimetre of water at the temperature of melting ice

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Are you retarded?

Are you not?

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I'm liking this event far better than the safespace that is AGDQ

Yeah even if they're all redditors it's pretty nice.

I think a lot of them are from /srg/ on cuckchan, which is pretty much the same as reddit but at least they are shitposters.

Thanks.

Tell me when the Sunset Overdrive run's done. I cannot imagine myself watching this.

Oh god.

Wasn't there supposed to be an 18 hour run?

can't see it in the schedule, the longest one is a far cry 3 run which is about 5 hours

At first I was ready to relentlessly mock him fucking up and losing the autosave, but the fact that the stream is still running with a backup save instead of 12 minutes 'technical difficulties' filled with staring at advertisements and people on their phones while (((donation comments))) are read is far prefferable.

i can only applaud the persistence of this man

If he wanted to he could just delete the thread. He is not deleting the thread. He wants to be bullied to death.

Here's something that's always bugged me about speedruns; Why are glitches OK but cheatcodes not? I mean, both are exploiting the game's code to benefit the runner yet only one is accepted.

I blame Activision.

Glitches are already in the game, you aren't modifying anything from the outside

But so are cheat codes. All you do is enter a set of keys.

Then it's a distinction the individual community of the speedgame would make. I'm pretty sure there's a Cheat% for several games, including Crackdown if memory serves.

cheatcodes are typically put in there by the programmer to give such an advantage to the player to make it trivial. Glitches were never intended to be there to begin with and don't always give such a clear advantage. So the ones that might be usable for speed purposes are used in very specific or inventive ways which are interesting to watch.
And if a specific glitch trivializes the game too much people will come up with a category that bans it specifically anyways before people lose interest in the game. See OoT no wrong warp%, Portal no OoB, etc.

It all boils down to whether it makes the run interesting and competitive or not. Sequence breaking with a glitch is fine, but unlocking invincibility would be boring. By the same token, there are games that you can glitch or use arbitrary code execution to skip to the end of the game in minutes, and those still have other categories ran by people that actually want to play the game.

I suppose it's because with glitches you're abusing the mechanics in the game without it acknowledging or understanding what you're doing? I'm not quite sure.
I suppose it's got more to with skill to skip portions of the game when it comes to glitches, rather than a cheatcode that can be inputted in the options.

Oh, neat. Kinda reminds me of how GTAV speedruns made the default catagory not have you just die 3 times and skip every mission.

Just when you think he can't get any better, he noclips.
This is actually the most fun run so far.

Oh my fucking god.

And just as I bring up my question, they cheat. kek

And he just keeps going.

makes you think why this game isn't more commonly run

probably because it breaks down like it happened in this run

they weren't because they weren't introduced until 2014 you fucking dipshit.

That's the joke.

Yes.

speaking about the joke. that ending

Crashes on time.
Wew.

good run, we need more fun runs like that

Yay Tetris!

my cousin got cancer from suckin a dick, fuck the animals!
lel

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Someone explain this series of tweets to me.

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One guy said a joke that involved shooting up the place at GDQ, which got him banned. The No Fun Allowed police like to bring it up whenever speedrunners try to have fun

They're still going on about that fucking Crash run (I think it was) holy fuck I hate leftists so much.

Also dying on 998, damn.

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Neither of those is the end, for T.A. Death you have to get to 999 after getting to 500 in a certain amount of time, and for Master mode you continue with invisible pieces while the credits roll after you hit 999.

This guy is choking

"Chokes" are completely normal during these games.

You also seem to forget Greeks had the minor god hermaphroditus the futa

Chocking is a good way to describe the end of a tetris game, the board gets clogged and in a way choked.

I'M OKAY GO!!!

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Choke stream

I will give these guys props for having good taste in music in between runs rather than those terrible vidya remixes at gdq

Infinity.moe

Nice try, Satan.

Am I the only one hearing
TURDUCKEN

Its the official one though. You can always try making a cytube room on your own. Its not like that shit closed to you.

Which god was the one that rained piss into a woman?

Or we could just stick to the official stream and shitposting here.
Infinity.moe is a fucking cesspit and you know it. The way you can instantly tell it's a shitty circlejerk is that there's an option to remove the stream and only have the chat, which defeats the purpose of a stream and encourages attentionwhores.

There is a button to remove chat and only show the stream, there is also a cli for chatango where you can block people.

Yes, but why would a streaming site remove the stream and only keep the chat?
It completely defeats the purpose.

Anyways, regardless of the features of the site, the users are furries, tripfags, namefags, avatarfags, traps, trannies and other faggots who get laughed off the board constantly.

Even Mark stopped pluggin the site because it was overrun with cancer.
If Mark tells you to stop the cancer, you know you've gone too far.

So exactly like Holla Forums.

Want to know a little secret? The site kicks anons out every 15 minutes, making a quick account fixes that. But sure, lets go with namefags

No, I haven't, because I lived under a rock called >>>/irc/ for 8 months. Guess we have to setup a cytube clone with only one room.

Nope. Accounts have always been absolutely hated by anons. There's absolutely no reason the stream has to use accounts at all. It could simply attach a cookie to the browser session that gives you a random identifier. If someone has the sense to block cookies, they can either trust a single site and insect the cookie to see what it's doing, or not use the site.

But no, they went for the "easiest" solution, which was accounts, with permanent names that encourage attentionwhoring.

Cytube is no different in that regard, unless you install a script.

Oh yeah a cringe inducing stream montage. Just what we need

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This shouldn't be a monkey paw

Exactly like everything Holla Forums isn't you mean.

Why the hell hasn't atlus started porting their games to PC yet?

I'm confident they'll do a Catherine PC release someday.

Well user… ask us that question in a few months.

IIRC SEGA is committed to not telling atlus what to do or some shit

The next two ports aren't gonna be atlus games if the "sega employee" user is right yet again

Even if not, if there really is going to be one port each month. Then we can safely assume that eventually we will see ATLUS games being ported.

SEGA doesn't need to tell ATLUS what to do. SEGA can just port the games while ATLUS does their own thing.

This doesn't necessarily sound like a good idea. Its kind of hard to get ports perfect and it seems like the more they have being ported the harder it will be to keep up with any potential glitches.

More like they have a ton of ports already done and they're spacing out the releases and providing a 25% discount for anyone who bought the previous port.

Almost like a business strategy was made around this by people who aren't retarded. Which means that what Im imagining is probably wrong.

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Rumor is that sega has been developing all the ports since announcing more ports after the Valkyria Chronicles pc port and has just been holding them off until now so they could do the 1 port a month release.

Why do they got an AIDS patient speedrunning OOT?

Does he really have AIDS?

Either that or a very poorly disguised skelly.

I bet its a hungry, spooky skellington.

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Link is pretty blonde.

For you.

Reminder that gamepro11 did nothing wrong!

Someone should tell K*taku that the Zelda series is a symbol of white supremacy
not even fucking kidding

I felt so fucking terrible for him and genuinely thought he might kill himself, but he seems a lot better these days. The runner casually brought him up during Sonic Adventure.

Are you kidding? It's fucking terrible.

It's like one step away from shiddy hair salon muzak.

What?

You shouldn't be listening to rock after the age of 20 unless you drive a Harley. Rap is oven tier, vaporwave & eurobeat is for mic spam purposes only, & fuck everyone who associates Miami with 80s music.

nigger confirmed

I hate to tell you but I think you are truly alone on this. Everybody has been complaining about the music from day one.

This feels like the classic newfag strategy at attempting to fit in by shitting on everything but i don't understand why someone would do it with music on Holla Forums

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You are the biggest plébe on this chan.

This is a spicy game!

Sorry pal, you can't change the taste of people in music with your shitty opinions, music is an art and an expression, and as such its subjective, you can't pinpoint the reason some people can like something that you don't, now go back to /mu/

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I wonder if they'd allow this at agdq? would cause meltdowns on twitter, its causing ass pain even is this chat.

If someone where to do a WoW speedrun at a marathon, what would it be?

Something like clear Deadmines on a fresh character? With a group of 4 other runners? What are your ideas? Should it be on retail? Retail has stable servers compared to private servers, but the rules would have to change as the game updates.

Don't care if you don't like WoW, I'm just making conversation.

how long would a 100% run of wow take?

I remember some guy allegedly got all the achievements a few years ago. If you went balls out, it would take something like 6 months of in-game time I think. Like a year to do it. I'm just estimating. Doing the dungeons and raid achieves would be the easiest part. It's collecting pets and mounts and professions and all the extra shit that would really take time to do it all.

There's already speedruns of WoW. It's called being the fastest at reach max level.

That is boring as fuck to watch. I'm talking a specific challenge that can be done in like 2 hours.

Speedrun Hogger, level 1 raid.

I listen solely to ethnic classical music.

Well, more specifically folk music but my ethnicity happens to be high tier.

I have truly seen the errors of my ways and shall only listen to Opeth and Mastadon from here on out.
But still fuck everyone who plays 80s music on South Beach. You're not clever you smarmy cunt!

I have to give it to some 80s music, at least some of it was a bit cerebral and not altogether leftist trash.

Florida is truly hell.

We're how many years on and sage and shitposting flags are still sticky.

Well that game looked really fun. Probably plays like shit though.

I hadn't even heard of it before. This is far superior to GDQ.

It is possible to get some legacy achivs by defeating old bosses with everybody on your raid at a certain gear score.

nigger you know how long it took to get auto-noko

There best be some good shitposting.

I'm not sure if I want to see this but this guy seems pretty alright

That's pretty hilarious.

Or infinity next

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runner said white power kek, this is pretty good.

crop your reaction images

Okay, this is great,

What a wild ride.

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This is fucking great.

WE ARE REACHING CRITICAL MASS
SHUT DOWN THE REACTOR

What is he reading?

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I HATE IT

GOAT of all time runner, AGDQ confirmed for children and babby children

This makes watching someone play Far Cry 3 so much bearable.

GOAT of all time retarded fanfic reader too

Shame some retard is talking over the whole run with a "lol so randum" story.

It would be funny if it was The Lusty Argonian or some ERP fan shit, but this is just stupid.

Imagine the rectal ragnarok that would be occurring if this was happening right now at GDQ. NASA once again confirmed the superior speedrunning venue.

I want to fuck both those faggy haired fucks

Didn't AGDQ ban a speedrunner because one of his friends was wearing a MAGA hat?

I wonder what happened since then?

This garbage is much better than that other garbage
Its still garbage, but its not rotting and smelly yet

I think that was part of the Cyberdemon fiasco. They went full OY VEY because he was secretly videoing the moderator and all that.

Yeah, that was last year, although I don't remember the runner. The runner wasn't wearing the hat–his friend was–but the runner got b& anyway.

MAGA

This is peak vidya.

kek

Channel ban soon lads.

Of course. Speedrunning twitch is the overgame.

i remember that doujin.

I missed this from early GDQs.

Is this guy reading another non-ERP textwall? Dam this fucks thinks they are so funny. This is just embarrassing.

I wouldn't be so bitter if there weren't 100,000 funnier things to read.

It's not lewd at all.

This fanfic is the worst thing I've ever fucking heard.

What in the flying fuck

Pick a textwall to read that isn't just "we hate gdq and liberals"

Pick something actually funny like a sonic fanfic or something. Nobody watching likes gdq, including me, and you just seem bitter. Pick an actual funny fanfic for the next one. Or just let the commentary run. Unless you really can't say anything interesting, then by all means, keep filibustering your own stream.

It was a little funny the first time. Now it's just stupid.

You'd have to post this in the cuckchan thread if you wanted them to read it.

I guess I overestimated them.

Slayer is about to speedrun his bodily functions.

SPEEDPISSING

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Also, what sort of gay are you that you'd want them to advertise this place on some trash fire site like that? Do you have anything in your head but your bull nigger's semen?

What the fuck is going on

Where to start.
The stream had a really promising start. The guy running was pretty entertaining especially with how he absolutely hated the game. However they miced up a bunch of people, and at the start of the run some of the miced up people were playing a game of mafia in the background. A little while later one of those people used that mic privilege to start reading fanfiction. They didn't mute him, as a matter of fact he was louder than the runner, and he read through the entire story.
On top of this one of the runner's friend was calling him, continually, on his cellphone. He has continued to call him for three hours throughout the entire stream. There's also another friend who is spamming steam messages.

During the run Slayer had to take a piss really fucking bad, so when a cutscene started he ran off to the bathroom and got back a couple seconds after the cutscene ended.

As the stream has progressed everyone got progressively more and more drunk. There was a guy sleeping in the window sill. Cookie kissed Slayer on the cheek.

Aw hell yeah!

Sounds fun. I should start watching

A mod just posted this in chat at the runners request.

How do you your hand when an avocado?

This is why you do it the right way.

It happens so often its called avocado hand.

thenewdaily.com.au/life/wellbeing/2017/05/12/avocado-hand/

When I think I'm familiar with stupid they make a new stupid

Reminder that the only way to enjoy avocados is with sugar and lemon, if you eat it in any other way you are a freak with shit taste

The way I eat avocados is by fucking biting them like any other fruit in the planet. I pry open the thing and take off the seed then i just bite the flesh.

Salt and lime, deviant.

Woaw I didn't know people had taste this bad. Holy shit you are stupid. Did you grow up eating nothing but candy?

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t. butthurt hairless monkeys not only beat him at the game of life but are eating the fruit of choice of his extinct species

What I miss?

WORLD RECORD

Fucking hell, he was shitting on a fraudulent TAS'er, get fucked

Also WR is pretty nice

THE FASTEST SPEEDRUN
according to youtube

fuck, I missed slayer's far cry run

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What a mess

You can see the 5 o'clock shadow

That was some fun late night shitposting. Even though that game and run was fucking awful the complete fucking shitshow was fun to watch. I can't wait for some faggots complaining to twitch about a racist and sexist stream on their front page.

Twitch is broken and only plays streams in slideshows, watching this is suffering tbh.

TOO EXTREME FOR GDQ

I havent been constantly watching but it seems pretty smooth for me.

Which stream are you talking about?

It's you.

shoot yourself?

You're alone on this one

For anyone who dosent know Murdered soul suspect is ABSOLUTE GARBAGE.

jewish ISPs are fucking gay, they throttle my connection to twitch. Which isn't normally an issue but i want the fucking autism

No I mean anything big happen in the last day or so.

CWC has joined the fight!

Also jesus who let CwC on set.

they should of done more lewd games like Onechanbara, it was upsetting a lot of people.

Yeah I figured as much, any other streaming site works fine, but twitch streams just skip every other second.

too tired to figure out how youtube-dl works, and too tired to set up livestreamer to work after i broke it

Did anyone catch the TGM run? It has to be better than whatever nonsense they're trying for them this GDQ. How was Catherine too?

Clearly this can only be the best part. The Jak and Daxter or FireRed of NASA.

Or mpv.

Pissing into an ocean of piss.

Surprised NIER Automata is making it to GDQ.

do you even know where you are?

you missed out high quality runs

are you a stupid fuck?
livestreamer twitch.tv/nasa_marathon 720p60p
or
mpv $(youtube-dl -g twitch.tv/nasa_marathon) 720p60p
or open the m3u8 link
video-edge-8c71f0.syd01.hls.ttvnw.net/v0/CugBTfaazwUpNWrePVJnUM-r4yC_s27PEsf_I2DnPepkJ-0NNjNR6HHdBgQxF2JjV0c9sQt6KnxgLqiexXBK6_OqrR5-__PCQHlIBhs7N3FtkFrdDN2ey0sqOxQxe6MxjNhlt3J6X68IvS3upd-7DyPAZMdwz0fahbMqbXybmCrwVZ_qaYwVZjJFU-ReHWphd3Otdpv7QDttspXf8vP5lgr4yV49WLTVU4uhPivWlMskdgRpmAZtJu4U2Lkm3Nbcrn5USGrxKlxeFyhWhbCRaapSeIlCAETlEyDcbs4r6fDyVOyssT0t6B3MGxIQ40_Q4-98CKCH0hYogTYYYBoM7rxkxwgB-72r_jY7/index-live.m3u8

I cannot deny, those are some decent shaped tits.

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Well I hope I can see them eventually. Where do they dump the recordings?

Get some standards

I'm about 2 days without sleep, so at this moment, yes.

Get some sleep man.

people run the most retarded games, this is merely one of them

Automata only got in because the one handed runner is doing it.

You'll always get WR if you run a game no one gives a shit about

They ain't great, but they are not awful shaped hard as a rock silicones.

Gear got that fucking voice.
I hope they are at least good at the run.

Hell no! I come back when that run is over.

Take your bets on wether or not the run is so shit it gets cancelled or not

It is a 2 hour run of a tranny playing a shitty game.

Youtube-dl has integration with mpv.
mpv twitch.tv/nasa_marathon -ytdl-format=720p60p

you're not wrong there

this game is one of those it's so bad it's still bad but yeah no it's bad

would be fine if there was someone squatting around and just drinking

it should do it automatically if i recall, but not everyone uses the superior video player that is mpv.

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Dear lord is that child going to be fucked up.

This is fucking great: twitter.com/emerald_aly

Anybody know enough about this game to spoil it in chat?

I would feel sorry for this thing if only it had the self-awareness to realize that nobody wants to watch it play a point-and-click adventure for 2 hours.
You know that feeling you get when you see a decent looking girl degrade herself and imagine for a second how she could have turned out if she had a good father and married a decent man? This thing could have been a man.

WEW

she already spoiled it, the small girl is apparently the murder the whole time

Ok never mind. I don't feel sorry anymore.

it reminds me of blueglass

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jesus christ

Don't you dare compare him to this abomination.

Figures this is the best I'm going to get tonight for entertainment. Guess I'll go watch Frasier.

whoever this is needs to kill themself

Yeah, that's the reason.

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Imagine going to an event that you know you won't fit in at, to stream for people whom won't care about you because they're there for the type of people who you won't fit in with.

More likely it's just some faggot who does nothing but shitpost here. Was bound to happen.

To be fair, free breakfast will clear a room fast.

More like that thing thought this would be just like AGDQ but they would actually accept their shitty, boring run.

we get a few faggots blowing in even from tumblr during the adgq marathons so it doesn't surprise me.

B-b-but GDQ was a safe space!

We'll see if anyone's back within an hour.

he may become a really manly man with all that testosterone milk

WEW

If it were me I'de be getting hammered. So probably not.

I want to lynch this tranny for saying this game is better than Ghost Trick

it's the autism talking

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Why not link his twitter messages in the chat; since he is currently reading the chat

He's fine by me.

I miss when tranny's at least fucking tried.

Take that back you monster.

IT SAID WHAT

It probably thought it would be like tranny friendly agdq.

that just goes to show most trannies actually just don't know how to be either "gender" and just go for what's better at the time

It said this game is better than ghost trick, and that the game they are running deserved a 9-10/10 rather than the 5-6/10 it got.

Chat was talking about how this game wishes it was Ghost trick, and she said it's a 5/5 game with alot of replay like movies are rewatchable.

Sorry, I have been drinking.

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It has to be some kind of Norman bates thing, they've had no real contact with a woman and have just gone crazy.

It's not like they'd know if anything is good, they take fucking selfies for other people to see, when they should be locked away from society.

I ain't even hating on trannies, I'm just sick of this fucking wave that doesn't even fucking try.

I can't take it easy like this.

good memes

It makes me want to kill myself, but im too lazy to turn off the stream.

I'm sorry user, I tried to fix it in post.

I think it's they've had contact with way too much femininity

I can't stop you but I think giving this thing negative attention and providing an opportunity for it to be taken under the wing of the popular SJWs would be the best thing that ever happened to it. I'd rather just gawk and wait to laugh at the inevitable tweetstorm about how uncomfortable its experience was.

I guess I should have put real in quotation marks, they've definitely had contact with femininity, just not the right kind of contact, maybe.

too much estrogen in the bottled waters, yeah I agree

Actually, I didn't think of it that way user. You are right, why even get our hands dirty!

This thing has no self awareness.

Look up its vidya tastes, they are also absolute shit.

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Or just look at the twitter icon. Or take a casual glance at the stream. It's not exactly hard to tell.

holy shit

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Did you just project your daddy issues into a president? Damn, dude.

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wat

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This isn't videogames. Fuck off.

Signs of a truly intelligent creature

you shut the fuck, and you shut the fuck up right now

The tranny is on the stream, your Holla Forums bullshit is completely unrelated.

It is operating on another level.

*rant about trannies*

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Cool! Any of them actually credible and not funded by an interest group?

*autistic wrong think*

our /a/ is so shit even cuck/a/ beats it

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when did Carolyn Petit started speedrunning tbh

Shut the FUCK up about politics, all of you.

I would recommend worrying about how Holla Forums is becoming shittier by the day instead of a board with only a couple hundred UIPs.

What's there to talk about? The run?

Video games

lol fuck off

Shouldnt you be busy watching Fraiser, Faggot?
Do that instead of derailing the thread.

You really want to talk about this topic, dont you?

Reported for being a faggot.

I'm not derailing anything. The current run is trash so nobody's discussing it. Stay pissed.

THANK GOD IT'S OVER.

run over

Possible edgelord?

nah he's alright
he speedran the far cry 3 run before this travesty

I think that's wrong, he just ran farcry. It was fun but a shitshow.

Fair enough. The Fedora says otherwise is all.

you're watching the vod, the streams stopped for some reason.

you're watching the vod, the streams stopped for some reason.

it stopped because they have to upgrade the stream card apparently

I see. Was wondering why that avatar looked familiar.

is the stream dead now? What's happening?

it is back

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Imagine being so pathetic you complain about your Holla Forums ban in twitch chat.

Cap it and post it here user, for the whole world to see.

wew

see

Jesus Christ. When will this turbofaggotry end?

lmao

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Guess that would work if this were wikipedia and we were as retarded as mantislando

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What a fucking homo

This isn't your average, everyday faggotry.

Please feel free to use my post as proof that mantislando is a dumb gay faggot who should have been aborted instead of wasting everyon else's air.

You can try not giving him attention

Checked.
But he has scientific proof user :^)

I wonder if this is the guy from 420chan that sperged out about trumps positive call to duterte about the drug problem.

you've got to be a special kinda retard…

Mantislando is got banned for violating a rule that says you don't shit up threads with stupid drama or autistic noise

Posting fakenews so you are right at all costs falls under that

hello?

hello.

is it me you're looking for?

What the fuck? I never saw this fucking thread til now. I missed nearly the whole damn thing. Can I watch past broadcasts for this?

I can see it in your eyes.

on the past broadcast on the twitch channel

I can see it in your smile

Once it's done they'll probably start uploading on their youtube channel. youtube.com/channel/UCYeXD06E5nIk7BwRr5Q954w/

You're all i've ever wanted, and my arms are open wide.

Phew

Will the YT vids show twitch chat?

It's just the video, which I prefer far more than having a chunk of the video taken up by the cancer that is the twitch chat.

Cause you know just what to say had to restart the router

I would think the chat for this stream in particular would actually be cozy, like a realtime 8ch thread accompanying the run.

Thanks, doc.

All the twitch users are from halfchan

I too restart my router to ban evade on rulecucked boards.

You mean Holla Forums? Yeah, with (((imkamphy))) the turkroach faggot board owner subverting Holla Forums, that board is completely worthless. I remember getting banned for "eceleb kikery" for quoting Sam Hyde. Now I avoid the screwy jewwy subversive moderation and use /polk/ instead.

good god this marathon is a pile of shit

This is you

even the speedrunner agrees with you

Jesus. They are permabanning people for saying kike and nigger in the chat. They also brought that tranny abomination and put it in front of the camera, fuck me if I know why. And you are saying this was organized by cuckchan people?

gdq is the shittest marathon but this is a close second.

98% of srg are people who have never speedran a game but say they want to learn x then never do it

Don't watch it then

Yes, it definitely sounds like halfchan

i haven't watched it since the idiocy of far cry 3 started

during the far cry 3 run they were telling the chat to stop being transphobic, I thought they were joking but it looks like they weren't.

You have to remember that Streams can be banned by how the users acts too. So, for example, if the users are saying things about races and such, and it doesnt get "Corrected", the stream can be taken down.

This is one of the reasons people wanted to use stream.me

Twitch chat is monitored by Twitch itself over X amount of viewers. Not saying they're not doing it themselves, but even then it has to do with not getting the stream itself banned by Twitch.

nope

iirc those words are banned site wide

Hard to imagine this is from the stream's side since all of those words have been dropped during some run.

Anybody been following the trannies twitter? He had to have a bunch of shit to say about how transphobic the chat was.

Do share user!

twitter.com/emerald_aly
Nothing much, unless he deleted things inbetween. Closest thing was

this guy's mom said to him he has a massive dong while measuring his trousers

How do you know this? Why would he or the Mom talk about it? How was measuring his trousers a good indication of it?

because his parents are fucking crazy

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he said it in a chat on some stream way back also she compared it to his father cock

wew

Did Mantislando get banned yet? That'd be the funniest shit.