Tries to engineer his own master race to repopulate the earth

It feels stupid and thrown in to me because he goes on and on about sterilizing those unfit for the wasteland, which makes it seem like he put a lot of thought into it, but the moment you bring up the fact super mutants and sterile too it's like he never even considered it. Just sounds way too fucking stupid to me.

Because he couldn't?

I think that's open to interpretation, they don't really go into detail about that. The games (Both from the Interplay era and the Bethesda era) seem to be a bit prudish about the subject.

The closest thing I've seen to a confirmation is a single line of dialogue in Fallcraft

They're sterile because the wasteland stock he first used is too mutated to have concurrent results and so they end up unstable and too different from one another. Dumb as shit, too. That's why he was after the pure vault stock and the improved FEV in the first place. As for organs I assume they're usually in working condition as a certain Broken Hills bet will prove.

You can get Marcus laid in Fallout 2. They retain their organs.

Classic Fallout never stated they lost all reproductive organs.

You guys know you can fuck without a dick, right?

Due to the inconsistent nature of how the FEV works, maybe some mutants lose their dicks and some don't?

You get a shiny ball gag for your troubles though

Isn't the whole reason they're infertile because he couldn't get his hands on legitimately pure humans in the first place?
I could have sworn the proof presented has something to do with his master plan not accounting for the wastelanders being a bunch of inbred radiation victims.

Have you even played Fallout 2 you retard?

Right, i remember that. Some line about your character being barely able to walk after getting split by his massive mutant dick

Of course. It's one of my favorites.

I just didn't go around letting super mutants fist my asshole while I tossed their FEV-mutated salads.

No, the FEV literally just makes your sterile.

No, pure humans only make for better candidates because they retain their intelligence. The 2nd gen mutants are dumb as rocks because they dip everyone.

You alternatively get sex-dolls named after you.

Who's to say some don't get multiple dicks, dozens and more?

Where does the sexual urge come from if they're all completely without reproductive organs?

Yeah and you didn't even get your companions laid
Right

Makes you wonder how all the other animals that mutated thanks to airborne FEV like Deathclaws still manage to procreate.

Sounds right to me, it's been ages since I've played the real Fallout games.

Your dick doesn't get horny, your brain does.

Tell that to a eunuch

Deathclaws lay eggs which don't seem to need to be fertilized.

I said (hormones) and reproductive organs, not dick.

I really like this explanation a lot. It's 1000x better than whatever Bethesda will come up with. The theory in makes it even better.

There are chemically castrated pedophiles who still have the urge to rape children. Even if your dick don't work, you still wanna fuck. Just less.

Just because they don't have genitals (or wombs) doesn't mean they're completely without hormones or reproductive organs. If they had no testosterone, they couldn't be so big or aggressive, could they?

Unless you were to suggest that the FEV somehow completely substitutes that part of your biology. In that case, maybe the FEV would also make you horny? Maybe that's why muties are so angry, they always wanna fuck but they got no dicks. Ergo, the only way to calm them down is to fuck their mutant assholes.

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You're all fucking retarded and have all proven that you did not play Fallout 2.

Kill yourselves.

Never played Fallout so I have to ask, were the super mutants even around long enough for a generation to pass? It would make sense that the insane mess of flesh just assumed that the super mutants weren't sterile if the issue never came up. Additionally, didn't it take a scientist genetic data to determine that they were sterile?

They're semi-immortal iirc, like ghouls.

I don't know the exact dates but I'm pretty sure the Master only started dipping people a couple decades or so before the game begins.

Go fix that.

Now, that's the right question. and even the chucklefucks that wrote it seem conflicted on the right answer

That's a complete asspull but I buy it 100% because it's classic fallout canon and it can never be–

Fuck you, Interplay. But I'll let it slide because it's fucking hilarious.

I think this user → has the best explanation of the whole thread.

You're even worse than the guys who clearly haven't played Fallout 1 and 2. You're willfully perpetuating stupid shit that isn't canon just because "that one popular guy in the project" decided something different after the game.

How does the Fallout 2 show that?

Nigga he's the one who wrote the joke.

How fucking tough is it to be internally consistent? Especially with a team of what I assume was less than 30.
Or at the very least how hard is it to draw a line between making jokes and statements?

His tone when he says it is not a joking one.

Gee if only someone had posted a video of that exact scene. Oh wait here it is

You're the one telling jokes.

Hey Holla Forums, would you a super mutant?

Nigga he was fucking with you.

no that's gay you fag

Only if it had a vagina.

Why would you?

Suck that Avellone cock. Suck it down.

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You have to go back.

I if remember correctly they were around 50 during FO2. And very much so, apparently. To be fair those jokes made the game worth playing in the first place

You.

Thanks for proving me right.

Well, if it was a female Super Mutant that retained it's original female features, maybe.

The one shown in the first pic is obviously very hot. You probably wouldn't survive the sex without power armor and some buffout/med-x, but it'd be a damn fun ride.

The problem is, the first pic is a pure fantasy. If Super Mutants could retain female features, they'd probably look like pic 2. Bumpy, ugly skin, no hair, etc.

But the more I look at the mutant girls in pic 2, the more I think "you know what? Maybe."

Obviously, both these images are fanmade.

You're really baiting in empty waters.

???

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Nah, he didn't expect the FEV to repair the 23 chromosomes in a sex cell back to 46, making the sex cell worthless.

How can women even play PS:T and understand it? It has a lot to do with being a guy, just how you feel bad a lot of times and no one cares so you live with it.

Concept: female super mutants are created by a mutated version of the FEV serum. And many of them used to be men.

Except that's not where the problem is.

kys fammallamma tbh bbq :)

why is his profile a homeless man?

That's what he is now. Homeless kickstarter goal.

In Fallout 1, you will find a male mutant in the military base who has obviously been trying (and failing) to reproduce with a normal. Mutants still have urges, and still have organs. The thing they lack is functioning sex cells.

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Someone needs to mod this into the sex mods.

I'm at the master and I get three shot by everything. I've gotten him down to about heavily wounded status at the very best. Should I just go grind until I'm able to get that perk that lets you have higher level conversations or should I wipe my saves and start over?

do you mean your character is too dumb or you yourself? you can just activate the self destruction.

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Me, of course.
Where's the self destruction?

Just go in with psycho and like 15 super stimpaks

I remember it being on the left hand side of one of the floors behind a ton of force fields.

Fallout Shelter is the worst garbage.

New Vegas is Van Buren. Read in to it. You would have followed the same missions and path in van buren/3 than you would have in NV. The only difference is you don't go to salt lake city and jericho in NV.

kys famalam

Weren't you also going to the B.O.M.B. space stations during the endgame in VB?

feels bad tbh.

Fucking lol

What was wrong with Tactics?

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Fun game, but terrible Fallout game.

I can accept it as a non canon spin off, and to be honest, the lore rape shit makes sense from a gameplay point of view, it's much more fun having access to the various mutants rather than all humans.

I beat the game when I was a kid user, there are dozens of ways to win the game.

Sterility and Androgyny are not the same thing though. Super Mutants have dicks, because you can get Marcus's big green dick sucked by a New Reno prostitute.

The thiccfag delusion is truly bottomless.

Classic Fallout fans (I mean the ones who really played it back in the 90's) hated Tictacs more than Fallout 3.

I doubt that, Kill yourself, Bethesda apologist.

Just fucking read threads in NMA dating back to 2008.

Oh they have them, they just dont work.

Reminds me of lost potential of Fallout 3, where it was implied the Supermutants were farming people, and yet the Supermutants cant speak.

More organized and goal oriented, and yet more retarded. Fucking. Stupid.

Although I do have to say, becoming a nigh immortal hulked monster who is immune to nearly everything is one hell of a retirement plan.

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He did. Hence why he claims otherwise and that it takes an analysis of their genetic structure to demonstrate to him that they cannot actually reproduce.

Does OP wanna see null super mutant lewds…?

A single man in power armor could outmaneuver a tank, but cannot top the caliber of its main cannon. Not to mention the carrying capacity for stuff. Shouldn't it be possible to refit it with a better engine instead of running it with petrol?

No it's not. I read into it.

Sherman was literally built to house big air-cooled engine originally designed for airplanes. Different production lines were fitted with nearly dozen different types of engines depending what was available at the time.

Biggest problem would be the need to replace mechanical transmission by electrical if you were to power it with microfusion.

Quick Google search about Sherman tank transmission also reminded me that Sherman was designed in a way that would allow repairs in the field compared to more complex German tanks of the time.

bethesda's fallout shits all over the lore anyway

only goons play it, its a shit game and they can pretend to be smart for liking it

Being able to shoot a load doesn't necessarily mean there are swimmers in it.

Even if there are swimmers there's no guarantee that they are viable or compatible with viable eggs.

I'm pretty sure you can talk to the Liutenant about super mutants being sterile, and he says he's fixing it and the Master doesn't need to know about it.

Is that a razer lady

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Daggerfall follows Arena's canon.

Why do Deathclaws have more female porn than Supermutants? I want muh SnuSnu.

Better to post a girl with feminine curves or nobody at all.

Holy fuck, every single one of you weeabos needs to get laid and SOON.

When a horse fucks a donkey, the newborn will be a mule.
The mule is sterile.
That means it's genes are fucked and don't really combine with anything.
THEY STILL HAVE THEIR FUCKING DICKS.

Is this thread a product of retarded sexual ED on america or something?

That things marcus said is a joke. He's sterile.

Why is it that when someone is retarded online, everyone jumps on the Americans.
I'm American and I knew this shit when I was seven.
Granted my family owned mules, and various other animals. must just be city trash talking out of their ass.

I wonder who could be behind this post.

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Because stereotypes or statistics.
Americans are known worldwide to be sexual repressed. And I don't meant that as "they don't fuck anything that remotely looks like a hole"
I mean it in the "makes frequent false assumptions that a 16 year old already learned everywhere else in the world".
For fuck sake, last I checked, 60% of americans aged 16-22 didn't knew how pregnancy happens.

If you're american, don't feel ofended. At least being stupid is amusing. Here's some shit from other countries that is NOT amusing:
And I've been to france. I know that's an actual thing in their society. They don't wanna learn it in schools, they dub all the movies that get there and they barely touch anything that is not frog-spoken.
I don't think I need to explain this one. Everyone has seen them. They're not only retarded, they get off on it.
And god forbid if there's in-game voice chat, you'll be hearing all about how the "chaps need to follow their leading commander and achieve tactical soundness on the battlefield"
And it's not even an "us vs them" attitude. Their anti-social with each other. I got a friend to translate a bit while I played. Russians hate everyone as much as they hate other russians.
Is it a 98% english comunity? Fuck that, he's gonna moonrune the place because the one time he tried english, some fella from Glasgow mocked him.
Does he learn from it? Does he improve? No. You get MAOGAYUGAYMAUTAICHI for 30 minutes.

There's always outliers, but those are rare enough that you can statistically ignore them.

What, did I trigger you?
Watchu gonna do, BOMB ME?

Also:
There you go.
Rural americans are respect pretty much everywhere. They know their shit, they don't claim to know more than that, and if you wrong them, you get shot.

Now remember that for every rural american, you get 90 city-mouthbreathers from SanFran and places like that shitting up the internet with precious gems like "I cum in my girlfriends belly button, is she gonna get pregnant?"

You're basically retarded.

Nigger u wot? Rural Americans who have been denied basic sex ed are the ones who say that shit. City dwellers are another flavor of cancer.

The one's I talked to knew where the dick goes. City-dwellers still think dick goes in male-ass. Like this guy

You must've talked to a very small sample size.

Wasn't that small.
They were big guys.

I'm not even going to tell you why you're an embarassment. Just stop posting.

There's sorta like three separate canons for TES. Julian LeFay's line which is Arena and Daggerfall, and then Howard has his fingers completely in Oblivion and Skyrim. Morrowind acts as a bridge between DF and OB so those middle games are sort of a canon or subcanon onto themselves that chronicle the casualization of the series decline of the Empire as well, a fusion of LeFay and Howard overall. As time goes on LeFay's input goes down and Howard's goes up.

Most of the spinoff stuff is Howard stuff with the possible exception of Battlespire.

A tank's designed to break entrenched hardpoints and to support rapid infantry offensives. Against 99% of the stuff you'd find in the wasteland, its main gun is overkill, it's nigh-useless in urban environments, and one guy with a missile launcher will turn your investment into scrap. Your infantry won't be able to keep up with it because they don't have the mobility, and its storage capacity is easier done with mules or other pack animals. In addition, an armored vehicle WILL suck up all your resources in maintenance cost, for a negligible return compared to some power armor or massed ordinary troops.

Combat-wise, you'd be considerably better off with artillery, which doesn't need to be in the danger zone, can be towed by domesticated animals, has less components you need to repair, and is extraordinary at suppression, fucking over anything in the open, and killing shit without putting your guys in danger. In fact, it's strange that no faction in Fallout that's gotten past basic scrounging for survival hasn't started to manufacture basic spigot mortars. God knows the Legion could get some mileage out of them, as could the NCR.

In my experience the biggest idiots and autists are Canadian.

U U
U U

Horse dicks fit in donkeys?

I don't understand why that was even an issue. Supermutants are created with Humans and Humans can procreate just fine.

East Coast mutants are a completely different strain. That's why the ones in NV look like the old ones again.

That's because Canadians are overly nice and cucky overall. The craziest Canadian autists are there to offset them.

You get affected by propaganda and don't want to get called mean names like "racist".

rape is as much a display of dominance as it is to satisfy an urge

Did you correct for the nigger population, because most of them don't stick around long enough to even realize the bitch is pregnant, let alone be a dad to their spawn. Wouldn't surprise me at all if most of them didn't know how reproduction works.

Both of those concepts just look like roided-out shemales

That's true but that's a deep cultural thing, not limited to English. It's just made obvious with English, since it is mandatory in school, up until college in France.
French don't speak English because unlike every durka durka on the planet they have enough culture to realized they have a terrible accentuation when doing so because French and English are too far from each other on that respect.
It's a form of pride/politeness, and because french is a complex language where spoken form differs from written form so it's really important to speak it with the correct form accepted within your social circle. They could all perfectly speak "international English" but also they know "international English" is not English, so they don't.
The only french you can find willing to speak English are either people that have been long away from France and realized non-french people don't really give a fuck about it or people that are confident enough they can speak a near perfect English.

In the same way foreigners will never assimilate in France because their accent will always betray them, often unbeknownst to them.

The last time black got ahead they stole pyramids and flew away, nuh uh, not falling for that shit again.

Not true. If you read it and you're a dude it does have some shit that's not in any other game about how you legit feel bad for being a dumbass at important times in your life.

No, French refuse to speak English because they're cunts who think everyone should speak their disgusting tongue. They're like Germans on vacation except all the time.

how do people come up with this bullshit

Fixed.

Except its not. They arent niggers. Most were made from white people, so most of them are in fact, white people.

Yes, but the porn is severely lacking.

Maybe Strong was born a woman.

Maybe that just means they can ejaculate again.

Isn't that the one where the Supermutants keep murdering the population at random?

Fuck them, intelligent deathclaws are a thing.

FUCKING SUMMARIZE YOUR THOUGHTS INTO A SINGLE POST OR SAGE ON SUCCESSIVE POSTS

Boring. Snu Snu or nothing.

You mean raping?

Only true in nigger majority counties

Yep.

Surveys like that are pure trollbait.

Retards, thats part of the charm.

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Donkeys have the bigger dicks, and I mean absolute size not relative size.

The second one would have no tits if it was a female auper mutant. It's the same for female body builders who burn too much fat and gain too much muscle.

Mate, what's it to you?

What's your problem dude? How can you be so mad and hold this worldview all the time. Isn't this exhausting? We're trying to talk about video games and now you're on this Holla Forums shit

they were turned into niggers

It's the priest dude who's in love with his god, like in a sexual way, in the POE game Obsidian kickstarted. It was one of a few characters he made for the game, before he left the company.

Wait, if a chick is turned into a super mutant, does she keep her nunny or does she get a cock?

Wait, why is Daggerfall under "Leafy" and "Howard/Leafy"? If both were involved shouldn't it just be "Howard/Leafy" or does that signify something?

So when Leafy left Pete Hines gained control over Todd?

Or people going on Holidays
I know of a bunch of Frenchies who speak English as well

Yeah, why didn't the guy grafted to a computer just run over to the nearest super mutant so he could fondle them?

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They're androgynous. Did you read the dozens of posts in this thread saying they couldn't reproduce?

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This thread feels like a bunch of kids who only ever played fo3 (and fo4 now I guess) trying to figure out some lore. It's fucking explained plain and simple on fo1 and 2 several times what the hell is there to discuss

IIRC they were being created by placing normal humans into 'the vats', effectively turning them into super mutants, and in so doing placing them under the master's control. I don't actually recall if they ate, slept or drank or anything like that, so they might have just pissed without dicks, or not even pissed at all. Who knows.

Pretty sure they effectively reproduced asexually though, so no sexual organs required really.

I haven't played Fallout 2 but I want to now.
Would you happen to have proof of this encounter?

My dick thinks of it, I just relay it to everyone else.

Let it go you faggots, everything was already told about this game

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Diff user but i used to manage night clubs. She is a mid grade go go dancer. Half a step above stripper

Do you have any fun stories to share?

muh dik

I saw a drunk girl roll around in a pool of her own liquid shit. Countless drunk guy who had no idea this pissed themselves. Been puked on a bunch of times. All in all a pretty shitty job

M-Majima-san?!

That's sounds realistic. Certainly you are not bullshitting.

Reminder that there are sentient death claws and therefore it is perfectly fine to fuck one.

You're sentient and no one's justified in touching your gross genitals.

Got any interesting story?

it was a joke

She keeps her cunt you weirdo. Probably not all that useful.

No, they were turned into SuperMutants. More civilized and less violent than niggers.

Sterility doesnt mean nonfunctional.

The length people go to just for attention, you really made up all that shit just for some replies?

Because it's Fallout, just try to sound smart and ignore all plotholes.