Nintendo Direct - ARMS + Splatoon 2

Splatoon 2 segment from the previous Direct, mostly explaining the new Salmon Run (ie. Left 4 Dead) survival mode.

b-but switch doesn't have any games, fucking nintoddlers. switch will be a failure, you'll see! i'm definitely not buying one when the new mario comes out!

Switch has no games beyond Nintendo exclusives.

Consoles have no games except exclusives, you twit.

The real question is why would you ever buy a console for anything but exclusives.

>Exclusively on Xbox 360 and Xbox One and PlayStation 3 and Playstation 4 and Windows PC

You pair a console with a PC for this exact reason user, everybody knows this.

ARMS actually looks genuinely interesting. Too bad I'm too poor for a Switch

I just love playing Nioh in PC-not.

So you're saying PS4 having exclusives means it has games, but Nintendo has exclusives and it doesnt?

Furthermore, it being third party means there's a chance they'll just port it later, meaning that console purchase meant nothing.

It's on XBone too.

No its not.

NIGGER WHAT?

Desperate.

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Nioh IS great, fag.

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They are called (from left to right):
Byte & Barq, Twintelle and Kid Cobra (and obviously Ribbon Girl)

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Twintelle is T H I C C

I really can't tell whos worse, Nintentoddlers or Sonyggers.

shes also black

Nintendo UK finally put up their YouTube stream; just need a janitor to edit the relevant line in the OP.

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Would you be interested in making the OP for E3? Usually I just half ass it, but you do a good job.

Reminder that there's a game with the best waifus
and it's called Overwatch

tell me what part to edit, I'll do it in a second. on the shitter.

how many things do you do on the shitter, my jew lord?

depends, right now I'm shitting while posting, other times I play my Switch while shitting. MK8 is a good game while taking a shit.

mark you're a fag

As long as there's bingo cards ready ahead of time, I'll do it.

Check the Squilliam thread, there was a good one there.

I'll give a shit about Nintendo again if they fire Reggie and purge Treehouse.

ANCIENT ALIENS

IT BEGINS

Well I was thinking of changing the embed as soon as each show starts. with a list of the times of when each show starts

Is ARMS the least interesting game of the decade?

Shit I'd rather have another Pokken

Wouldn't it make more sense to make a pre-E3 thread detailing any info we know now? There's also tickets available for it that have a deadline in a few weeks

yeah, it also controls very awkwardly. It was a mediocre game when I played it at the NYC event.

So far:

Just like everything else you do.

It's some uninspired looking 2-player tournament fighter.

wow rude

I hope there would at least be a lot of Min Min lewds.

Of course there's a fucking Twitch streamer as a character.
I guess Overwatch has popularized that. Fuck my life.

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I don't believe they confirmed microtransactions. Just that there's an item shop.
there probably will be microtransactions though, sadly

probably.

I hope you aren't doing it for free.

We said the same shit about Splatoon, so I dunno. If that's accurate, I might not even pirate it.

Cute robo pupper

watch how tumblr flips their shit after this.

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I'm trying to make this worthwhile, because it's boring as fuck so far.

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I miss Custom Robo

Why would you do that?

I'm just saying people will bitch

moar please

That's all the Min Min. Arms isn't popular enough to warrant a ton of porn.

So they're pulling a splatoon

Nintendo killed CR for a blander looking clone.

Everyone is always bitching about something.

oh nice, they're doing a Splatoon event.

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neat

Won't be pirating it for a long while anyways, some GBAtemp guy cracked some cartridges open and apparently the way they're set up makes them damned hard to get a good dump of. Still no CFW or even any exploits to boot.

Tumblr and 4chan/Holla Forums are two sides of the same basement-dwelling coin, I know there's a hell of a lot of Holla Forums crossposters that use Tumblr.

Can it really be the "new Splatoon" when Splatoon 2 already exists?

I miss Custom Robo too. I got LBX for the 3DS and it was a very neat game like Custom Robo. Nintendo milks popular series to the dust while throwing others to the dust bins of History.

well splatoon is a good game so no, I don't think it can

Posting shittt screenshots. The chick who fights with her hair has a BIG ass.

THE OCTARIANS GOT CALLIE

Yoga pants.

My best guess is Nintendo is quite interested in having a good deal of Splatoon-like titles that they can use to benchmark and improve their online services (or not) as well as stretch out your value from a game, all while giving the younger talents a chance to flex their muscles and give them something to do that isn't Mario.

I honestly can't wait to pirate it.

looks like some Jet Squid Radio shit going on in those grinding sections

There's always a way to get an exploit, I wouldn't worry about that. Dumping sounds like more of a problem to me, has that ever happened before? It would probably be easier to get an exploit then figure out how to dump the game using the Switch itself, I can dump DS games with my 3DS easy.

It's over, will unsticky in 30 minutes because of post discussion and all that jazz

k have fun w/ that

Well this was really gay

So Callie is the bad guy in Spatoon 2?

Twintelle is gonna have the most porn and that's a good thing.

Looks like a fun game, but not like one I would like to play all the time. Maybe just fun with friends.

It worked fine for Pokemon and MonHun, and people can finally play Wii U games online (I think, I need to get it back from my brother).

It got announced with no fanfare, it happened, it's over now
Roll on E3.

>Fuckable Characters

It's like Overwatch fucked Splatoon and had a baby. I want it, but I refuse to support DMCAtendo.

Arms is a switch title user

ARMS looks pretty fun.

That final boss guy in the third pic wears what looks like Captain Falcon clothes from behind, except the helmet doesn't match. SHOW ME YOUR ARMS

Neither of those games have multiplayer vs as the primary mode of play.

Post-stream upload, for less-shitty screenshots.

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Looks dumb as fuck. The awfulness of the character designs reminds me of Codename Steam.

Trouble with the exploit end of things being that it's taken longer than 3DS attention-whore devs expected; they heard "updated 3DS kernel", leaped at the chance to easily mine out an exploit for a system similar to one that's already understood, and all were sent home packing. There's a SwitchHacks subreddit that's still set to private because they have no idea what the fuck makes the Switch tick, for instance.

Bizarre cartridge design resulting in an inability to dump games hasn't happened before to my memory, but I've also read little to nothing on the matter. Current thought from the GBAtemp guy that cracked open cartridges is that the cartridge is explicitly designed to do a good deal of communication with the Switch itself, so getting a dump will take a great deal of cleverness.

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The free updates are nice.
If they're of the same-ish level as splatoon.

Pirated consoles have been able to get online since the Dreamcast games. Stop being a retard.

Thank you.

Delete the waifu threads

Yeah that's definitely her at 2:26

I'll just bumplock it in three hours

Codename Steam was made by a Mexican.

Honestly. I don't even think I need porn to fap to this whore. All I want is her model to be extracted. Give me those sweet, sweet SFM porn animations.

You do it now, damn it! It won't stop being spammed.

And now, the passive-aggressive adventures of these two NoA employees.

Alright, I just did it

Thank you.
Let's see if things get better next Wednesday, or else we're gonna have to give the waifu threads a small break until the spammers fuck off permanently

Anyways, this bitch is fucking corvy.
GOD DAMN

I gotchu fam

What's been with Nintendo lately? First Splatoon, now this? They must really like their asses.

I'm comparing it to Nintendo consoles that have piracy retard.

Firstly, Splatoon does, so if what I said about the Wii U is true then it doesn't matter. Secondly, how the fuck is that effected by playing a pirated copy of the game?

There's so much Debauchery, so much decadence. That even "Kid Friendly" companies are starting to embrace it, it seems. That, or they realized their target audience is guys in their mid-20's, and realized "Well, we COULD make it lewd, while keeping an E rating…"

Most likely the newfound target audience. Nintendo is surprisingly slow when knowing who their consumer base is, it's kind of funny. Here's hoping that they stop being copyright claiming hardasses within 10 years.

I give it an hour for an ass shot.

inb4 BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAP

haha

Wow its fucking nothing

oh shit is that an old timey cop?

I'm so damn glad this shitty character was killed off. He's used by nothing but annoying faggot larpers like you.
Sage for off topic.

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it's okay to have big asses in kids movies but big breast is a no-no. Remember the mirror scene with mrs. incredible in the incredibles?

Even better.
Old timey RoboCop and robodog

yeah, how odd.

Get out babe

Does he eat your shit Mark?
Be honest now

perfect! you dont even have to pick up his shit

clang clang

hey leave the toaster alone poochtron

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I like both characters, I just prefer X9

I'm tempted to draw Tailslut making a smug slutty expression, twerking on mark as he's blushing, spazzing out and trying to push her away while looking like a nervous wreck

I would like that

So is Fist Pompadour a boss character?

Fompadour the Ever Bravo

Probably, he also seems to have something attach to his head to give him more fists in what's likely his second phase.

I was about to call you on that, but I looked it up just in case.
>tfw going back to an old-ass site to look some of this shit up

If this fucker isn't playable as a secret fighter, even when the free updates come in, then the devs can go fuck themselves HARD.

agreed, I want that pompadour

Is Nintendo's online service free? No? Then fuck that.

get the fuck out

Hey Mark, maybe we should have Waifu Week one time. I won't participate because I'm incapable of love.

What was the post?

Some guy so obsessed over one thread a week being not 100% video games that he spammed it. So basically an autist.

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It looks great, the soundtrack is great, there's a load of modes, the character designs are great, I can't wait to actually give it a try with the testpunch.

At least we'll find out if the motion controls help the game, or are better left turned off. If it's better turned off, it's not the next Splatoon.

I just hope they fix the movement

You mentioned you played it, what was your problem with the movement, exactly? And I guess how would you fix it?

Please let this happen. I need to spread my blood&poop!

you moved by moving the joycons side to side, problem is that due to the way joycons are handled it feels janky, like you'll block a ton by accident when trying to go left. What I would recommend is using the left joycon to move.

Every time I look at this character I think it's a Donkey Kong character for a second and then realize she's wearing a mask.

basically play mario kart 8 without a joycon grip and motion controls to see what I'm talking about

I see. I wonder if they'll have a "movement mapped to the sticks, arm movement mapped to waggle" option? I don't recall what was mentioned about the waggle-less control options, so I guess we just have to wait it out.

Good.

You sound like you wanted to be triggered because I pointed out that a shitskin made one of the worst "American" games with a budget I've seen.

I don't even like the game, I only said that because I thought it was mostly handled by Intelligent Studios. But sure enough, a shitskin did direct it. How an American got to direct a Japanese-developed game, I'm blaming nepotism.

afaik they only talked about the motion-less control option with only one joycon.
Using that configuration you move with the left stick (and guard by pressing it), you punch using either the triggers or two of the face buttons while jumping and dashing are mapped to the other two face buttons. The downside of this configuration is that if you want to choose a particular direction for your punches you'll have to stop moving, since that is also mapped to the left stick.
I guess having two joycons or a pro controller fixes this issue though.

Min min a lewd

No, there are too many actions, we've seen controller mode and you can't throw punches in opposite directions to your movement.

They won't, you will probably just figure it out.

entirely possible. I thought Star Fox Zero had bad controls when I played the E3 demo and I ended up liking the game.

Considering the game launches right after E3, a live tournament at their booth / stage was inevitable.

HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

I actually the controls worked for what they did, and liked it enough as an arcade shooter. Problem was there was so much Platinum could've done with the game, especially with the final boss, that it felt very, VERY underwhelming by their own standards especially with having a fully modeled, fully bodied Andross, yet you STILL only fight the head as the final boss.

holy guacamole does nintendo make video games or asses?

Fortunately there's less to get used to than that, like not having to switch between 2 screens

I'm surprised no-one mentioned that it looks like you can see her panty line, I thought this was a E for everybody game?

A niggress and family friendly zippers. Oh you guys are good.

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So it's pretty obvious that they are using Splatoon as a template in every way on their new IPs

Mite b cool, but it's not the system seller that Splatoon was.

or

pick one

You think they're leveraging the paid for online for content patches?

Found it, thanks.

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Or maybe just for their online centric IPs, I see nothing from Splatoon in Ever Oasis.

I mean I don't think it will be but not only do you not know that, but expectations for Splatoon to even succeed were about as low as ARMS.

It looks like there's more content in ARMS initial release than Splatoon, minus the single player mode, the free post release support is welcome though, this is the opposite of most other fighting games.

Nope.

Good character designs but the lack of single player content makes me uninterested.

Watch treehouse give Twintelle a sassy black womans voice reading lines about how she don't need no man.

This will just make beating her up as the cop funnier

Looking far better then when it was first revealed. Before it looked like a shitty tech demo, now it has a semblance of an actual game.

Is the only major drawback so far. It will be pathetic if this game has less of a roster then even Pokken or SFV.

That's nuclear.

More characters coming as DLC

DLC will be free

She's also French.

I know, I'm talking about justification to buy the game in the first place. Splatoon was not worth it's price when it was first launched. I have a feeling this game will be similar. Free DLC upcoming doesn't mean the game is worth it's price in the beginning, hence why I'm worried about the initial roster size being small.

dat ass thou

I don't really know how much content fighting games should have I guess.

Part of me thinks they kept it that small at launch to make balancing the fighters a priority, especially since players can fuck around with different arm types prior to each round, and having so many fighters would be a bitch to balance otherwise. Doesn't make it good, doesn't justify the small roster, but I can kind of understand what they were thinking when making that decision.

>inb4 the game is completely unbalanced at launch anyway

In Splatoon, trickling out the content was part of the experience. Everyone was able to get used to each map at the same time rather than having them all dumped on us at once and having to wait for each one to end up in the rotation. The meta developed around the weapons that were currently available and then you got to see how it changed with each weapon addition. I'm not sure this is quite as beneficial for a fighting game but I think it worked well for Splatoon.

it was kind of immersing in a way, the updates and splatfests made the world feel alive. though if you arent into that or monster girls i agree.

I want her to sit on my face

and fart :3

Needs someway to deflect the no-games meme. Normalfags bought the PS4 for Destiny.

ARMS: Global Testpunch - Title Theme

So far this game has more Ice Climbers in it than Smash 4 did.

Na na na na na na na naaaaaaaaaa.

Interesting note on balance. The developers came up with a system to allow the AI to fight each other night over the course of many matches, and then they would look at the results/data the next day.

Solid idea on paper, but borderline useless once it gets in the hands of players, because you just know they'll come up with fighting styles that the devs didn't even intend.

Obviously, citation needed, if possible. Preferably with archive.

also, did anyone notice the Squid Kids get P90s now? I'm diamonds for this now.

also stahlhelms

very nice, didn't catch that earlier.

Check the Splatoon thread, there's a lot of small details.

Somehow I really don't think this game is going to take off.

They're clearly aiming it at the fighting game community, yet the game itself looks like a standalone Wii Sports Boxing and requires the motion controls to be played competitively. Plus, compared to a game like Marvel or Street Fighter, the game just isn't very fun to watch. It's not as exciting as any of the other fighting games on display, and since you have to use the motion controls to fight, that sort of kills it right off the bat. Most people in the FGC are out of shape mexicans, blacks and asians. They'd get extremely tired and pass out on stage WAY before they ever got to grand finals in the event that the game somehow became popular enough to pull in decent numbers.

They don't seem to realize that the reason the motion controls worked in Splatoon was because it was similar to mouse aiming, which makes sense for a shooting game. It doesn't make sense for a fighting game.

I will say that this Twintelle lady agitates my horny something fierce. They still know how to make us thirsty as fuck

I want her to shrink me to the size of an ant and crush me in her sweaty armpit after she's finished a match

NoJ Youtube views confirm that Twintelle will be the new porn meme character.

Who was it in another thread that mentioned Nintendo should be called NintendASS?

See if they gave her black or brown hair we wouldn't be talking about Twintelle right now.

Fuck off back to NeoFAG you idiot.

I do agree with that, but I'm not sure if its shiggy getting involved for platinum themselves.

The general complaint is that most of the enemy and level designs weren't made to compensate for the free aim controls, ambition aside

Oh good, I'm not the only one who saw this and thought that. Fuck yes.

That's Grezzo, though, who are third-party. I'm actually kind of surprised they're not a Nintendo second-party yet, given how they've done Nintendo exclusives for ten years now.

The real problem with this retarded argument is that there are exactly two games following the template, and two points don't make a pattern. I agree ARMS is definitely following Splatoon's style, but turning that into "Splatoon is the template in all new IPs!" makes me question if the author has brain damage.

Buy the japanese version, it will probably have english text options and you will be supporting the good part of Nintendo.

Gameplay looks even slower than Splatoon.

That's not hard because Splatoon isn't slow at all.

The controls were workable, but there was no excuse for them not including more options, and for the reticule on the TV screen to be intentionally inaccurate to force you to look at the gameplad. It's just another case of Nintendo forcing you to play the way they have decided you're going to play, when it would hurt no one's fun, and greatly increase the fun of some people, if they just threw a few options our way.

This is a fighting game so?

And? It's a video game in a fictional world. The whole point of vidya is that it's not fucking real.

You say that like there aren't fast fighting games. Also Arms is closer to Virtual-On than to actual fighting games, and Virtual-On was ridiculously faster than Arms.
The only reason this game is slow as fuck is because the gimmick control scheme.

So every week? It's not like the W.W. threads keel over the second it's Thursday, they actually tend to stick around until the next Wednesday.

shes brown bayonetta with twin drills how do people not get this. Shes pure dominating hairjob fetishbait.

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nintendo are unabashed asscrafters

Now this is autism

Codename Steam is pretty decent, by seen did you meant to say played?

ids habbeding

I don't even give a flying monkey's ass about this game.

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UNF
me neither

I wonder if Nintendo has something like a secret studio called 'Hometown' that just works on booties.

Feels bad man.

I want her musky cunt on my face.

>She can sit on your face, stroke your dick, pinch your nipples -and- give you a prostate massage at the SAME TIME penetration ARMS permitting, of course, depending on what she's using for what.

None of these arms bitches can even compete. Fuuuck.

eh? in that image, he has more views than mumrah or ninja ara

I really like her hat and I would legit buy it if it was sold

I'm surprised Min Min isn't more popular, but I guess even japs get tired of noodles

All right, I'm just retarded then. Commence the bullying

Bad priorities, shame. Would have loved to try it.

Updated.

That's really only because they're new characters compared to the others.

Fukken saved

It's strange, I don't feel any buyer's remorse but at the same time I feel extremely underwhelmed by this. Like, I kind of expected to be disappointed a little?

fff…fucking… YES

SUFFOCATE ME IN THIS WOMAN

She can also do this

Twintelle greatest waifu 2017

Int Sys and Hal aren't owned by Nintendo, but are both exclusive developers, Grezzo are more than likely moving towards this situation as long as their games sell well enough. Ever Oasis looks good, so I hope this comes to be, although I had wished that a similar relationship had built between Nintendo and Mistwalker, but that never happened and now mistwalker makes mobile game.

EXTRA THICK

lol, reminds me of those top 10 PS3 games which include Portal2.

This looks like it's fun to play, not to watch.
I don't get that "aiming for Street Fighter V community" thing, it looks more like "Wii Sports Boxing with a Revenge" game.
And it actually looks playable.

I'm pretty sure that isn't true.
One of the setup guides for using other regions eShops had them making the Japanese NNID on the switch itself.

archive.is/YBJxU

On balance…
“In addition to the vast number of possibilities that you can get from the different combinations of left arm, fighter and right arm, if you include the advantages and disadvantages incurred in stages as well, then it’s not practical to balance everything with just a handful of designers. To cope with this, we designed some systems to tabulate the battle results of all the developers, as well as a system for the AI to battle itself all night.” – Design director Shintaro Jikumaru

I'll admit I couldn't remember the full quote after reading it again but only remembered the AI battling itself at night part.
This is the first time I'm used archive, so I hope this works.

Helix's trailer is just his reveal trailer from a few weeks ago. If you saw his reveal, you have already watched it.

Where were you when the Japanese game industry realized that ass is superior?

Fuck yourself

:3c

Never realized how popular the fart fetish is around here

What are you talking about?

Ugh…I literally can't…Would you not? I can't even

You are going under the assumption that this is a "serious" fighting game and not just something fun to play with your friends. Get your head out of your FGC ass.

ASS

You're an idiot. Nintendo quite clearly said that they're doing this to try and make a competitive fighting game.

Also lolis are patrician tier taste

This will be as competitive as Splatoon is as a FPS. Their priority is "Fun". See, Smash Bros. It's "competitive" as fucking Mario Kart.

Jesus Christ. I shouldn't be telling you this, you over-analytical autist.

Ara is better.
I got Ara threads and bait, saying loli is better then
I go to Loli threads and call them all pedophiles and say they should all like Ara
Mwahahahahaaha

The negress looks like a trap and I guarantee treehouse will give him a canon penis for muh dibersidy

What did he mean by this

Except Splatoon was their attempt at making an eSports title too. For fuck's sake, they even tout it as such in their promotional material.

Do you ever get sick of being retarded? Must be tough.

I don't know this word "patrician", apparently it means "child molesting virgin faggot"

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sorry, this is more of ur liking?

Have ara

Look at the shoulders and arms in
She has a big ass but her upper body looks like Serena Williams or Michelle Obama (maybe not quite that bad, but in that direction).

Oh man, that passive aggression. It's so delicious to know that we still have people like you that act like spoiled redditors, anyways.

You mentioned an attempt, and they made one. This never became a new smash bros, and no one is going to take this game as seriously because it's not made to be competitive in the sense that people will dedicate their life to it, nor will the devs tweak it for balance. The priority isn't to compete, It's to have fun, that's what I'm getting at, that's my point.
There is competition, and there are small tournaments, like the splatfest (doy), but the point of it is to play with friends, not to go to big stadiums and fight against strangers.

They will focus more of what adds to the value of making it fun and entertaining, instead of what is best for competition. SSB became hugely competitive due to the sheer autism pushing for it, it all started at melee, and these two new IP's don't come close, because they CANNOT replicate what SSBM did. What happened with that game is a god damn miracle, since, once again, the purpose of the game was to have fun, not to compete. They're simply using the word "Competitive" as a buzzword. The game is not balanced at all. Making it competitive would strain the fuck out of it since it's so broken, and that's what makes it fun.

Once again, you prove you take things too literally, which is a sign of heavy autism.
Get some fucking sunlight and start noticing what is Competitive and what is "Competitive".

What, no. I fucking love Mario Kart.

MORE. FOR GOD'S SAKE. MORE!!!

Wow, thanks. I found a couple of your favorites too, don't break an arm jerking it to these and have fun in the party van

I didn't ask if you love it, faggot.

Except the devs can and do tweak it for balance on a regular basis. They do their best to help the community flourish, and they'll be pushing the eSports thing even further in Splatoon 2. Part of their advertising for the Switch consisted of people playing Splat2n in front of a huge audience eSports style. You changed your argument from "they will never make a serious competitive game" to "they will try to make a serious competitive game, but ultimately will half ass it".

I thought you said SSBM was "as competitive as Mario Kart"? Mario Kart doesn't have huge tournament scene, but Smash does? How is that possible if they're as competitive as each other? Way to go, you contradicted yourself and made yourself sound like an even bigger idiot. Being broken doesn't make something fun, this is a Marvel vs. Capcom shitty meme mentality that makes people expend no effort in getting good at games. Splatoon has quite a lot of depth and a skill barrier, and the only reason it's not taking off as an eSport is because of their failure to offer voice chat as a regular feature in ranked matches. Part of what makes multiplayer games thrive is having inter-team communication as an essential feature.

Stop trying to act like you're smart, it just comes off as pretentious and dumb.

I want to ramram Twintelle until I blorb

Fun was not the priority of smash4.

Competitive Nintendo is the worst fucking thing I've ever seen

The whole "Fox only, Final destination" joke exists for a fucking reason.

source on that, bucko

On a normal controller, you must punch in the direction you are walking, so you can't throw a punch to the right while walking left.

That's only on the single joycon. Pro controller/two joycons will work fine.

Then again
It's like taking a game, and stripping it of all the fun, and then giving it to you to "enjoy"

The game was fun though, unless that your idea of fu is competitive autism, in which case you should eat shit and die.

Who is this cunny hunny?

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Post more fucking porn of that arms woman.

Min Min is superior you fucking troglodytes.

I bet you're the type that wouldn't date any woman taller than you because it wouldn't make you "feel like a man."

Grow a spine, cowards.

Min Min is not for lewd. She is for headpats and handholding.

better version tbh

I'm not into apes, sorry.

Min Min is for passionate, consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Fuck off nintendrone, your shitty gimmick console only has WiiU ports and casual party games as its library.

Fucking manlets, they never learn.

Only manlets even have the option of dating women taller than them. I've literally never seen a woman taller than me in person.

Britbong is that you?

At least they can no longer deny the switch has games

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thats friggin adorable

I never mentioned Sony, my man. Your butthurt betrays you.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

Hnng

cease

stop

Because sony clearly is the only other company with a console out.

Min Min is best girl. I prefer her over Twintelle.

Protip: Don't make your posts the same thing, because it's easy to tell you're the same person

Yes, because clearly only one person could possibly object to this fetish.

You must have some really strong fingers to be grasping at straws the way you do.

I want to enlarge Twintelle's butthole with the use of my diamond hard penis until it makes her unable to walk.

TWINTELLE'S A PAVEMENT APE

What did they mean by this?

Maybe they will re-release Melee. They're trying to enter the competitive game scene in their own awkward Nintendo-y manner.

I want to worship twintelle's big brown butt
I want to worship twintelle's big brown butt
I want to worship twintelle's big brown butt

Min Min belongs in the bin bin. :^)

Nigtelle is trash.