SONIC 2017 HAS OC MECHANICS

So I guess this means Sonichu is finally canon…

They better not be programming even more into communism

I can't wait to see what Chris does with this.

Finally, I can play as Cummies the Yiffhound!

Someone should make a game that rewards doing the wrong thing so we can all see how shit it is.

Wait.. Do they have insect options? Can I be Bug Chaser?

Sonichu here I come !

Its called street fighter.

Where were you when Sanic Autism became so strong it managed to infect official games?

Sometimes i like sonic, but sometimes i remember that furries are the most degenerate people on earth and should be gassed.

Imagine SF becomes a multi-billion dollar game on this OC alone

I'm impressed. They managed to take a negative stereotype of the Sonic franchise and call it it's own. Though really, I'm not really surprised as it's not different to other character creators like the High Moon Transformers games. It's trash if it's just furries. I want make a E-102 recolor.

Losing fights at street fighter gives you rewards?

Who fucking cares

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How was that edgy?

Why are they recycling green hill zone from generations

Learn to use that meme

Nostalgia

He was referencing how you could take the villain route in shadow the hedgehog

This is fucking glorious

Oh. Is that better than the good route?

It's shit, you kill? Eggman.

Naw, it's all trash. I love it, personally

"Nintendo Master Race"
This is the worst thing I've read today, holy shit.

Lmao, IGN commenters are mad as fuck.

Is that – Oswald the Lucky Rabbit?

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Meanwhile, Crash Bandicoot shows you don't need this shit.

facebook.com/CrashBandicoot/

It's hilarious just how butthurt so many people are getting over this but Sega know its shit. Mania and Forces fill the niches of both sides of the fanbase and ultimately the cries of some Nintendo babies on the comments will be silenced over how fast this is gonna sell, kids love stuff with autistic customization like Minecraft.

Bane?

Why are they mad though ?

Did CWC say anything about this?

Why would this make you mad? This is hilarious.

They're the retards following the IGNorant "Sonic Hate Train". Remember how much IGN Hates sonic? They have their own little following of bitter autists.

Sonic has been long dead. It's a good financial move wheel out the cow's corpse every few years since it doesn't produce any more milk.

First Chris Chan and now Sammy, we have /ourguy/s over at SEGA I guess.

They even nailed the color of his eyes.

Crash Bandicoot, is a 30 FPS piece of shit. 30 FPS on a twitchy platformer no less.

I do not like Sonic The Hedgehog.

I do however understand the fandom as it is kin to MLP aka easy to draw brightly colored animals that talk and do pro-active things.
That shit is catnip for autistic children.

With that in mind I can see this as by far one of the best ideas they have ever had.

I don't think any character creator has been such a well placed idea considering it's base since I guess Dragon Ball Xenoverse, but before that not much else.

Shit!? Really. I thought it was 60fps.
This is what happens when I don't even see a PS4 in person I suppose

CF, pls.

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I really do wonder how far customization will go. If it starts out barebones, I hope updates and DLC can improve it ala splatoon.

Yup, they can't even get a PS1 game to run at 60 FPS on a Protato.>>12570864

Really? It's still at 30?

& Knuckles DLC when

No, it runs at 60fps
gamerant.com/crash-bandicoot-4k-60-fps-ps4-pc/

More importantly, can I give them tits and huge Doug Winger size dicks?

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>…and PC

Dear Lord, when will Sony stop shooting themselves in the foot with their "exclusives" and "PS4 First" line-up?

OC Do not steal

Great, some jackass that doesn't know how to google. Game runs at 4K at 60fps.

Crash > Sonic OC farces

Huh? This has to be bullshit.
I hope it isn't, but it's gotta be.

Aw dude, this is badass.

I wonder if you will be able to summon other OCs to help you out? Wouldn't that be cool?

Sure it would

youtu.be/9H5yBCcwwqo
Look into his eyes user. He loves you. You love him. He needs you.
You need him. It's how it's meant to be.

I'm gonna make a Common Filth Sonic OC that's gay and transgender.

It's gonna like sucking dicks and corrupting young, Christian men.

He's cute and I'd fuck him

Nice try Iizuka, but your crappy OC game is still a crappy OC game.

Video games are saved.

WAIT!
STOP EVERYTHING
THE AUTISTS UTILIZED MEME MAGIC.=

Just like the real-life one.

Waste of trips

DICC

Yes I am probably going to buy this if it doesn't have Denuvo, so?

Is it actually supposed to be Sammy ?

So does that confirm that Sega actually DID take a shot at Chris Chan ?

I don't think they were asking for it. They're tech savvy enough to mod in their OC into sonic generations or commission their own OC. Its not meme magic if sega could make money off it. I would call it targeted pandering.

Just for this occasion I attempted to use the Sonic Character designer to make the same guy I did back when I was in grade school.
This guy is the closest thing I have to an OC

At least part of it has to be due to resonance with "Trails of Cold Steel"

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WHEN WILL YOU LEARN YOU FRICKIN FRICKS?

God, I wish. He's cute as fuck

Imagine being able to break common filth and finding out he's a deeply closeted homosexual man

KEK

I was refering more to playing the game wrong. Giving the player a higher score if they die playing a level, and so on.

Imagine breaking him and making him neck himself because he's a dirty spic

Where the fuck is fox

What is up with those Godawful comments?

I think he's married but yeah, when you are 24/7 on Tumblr looking for bug chasers and other degenerates to make an hour of podcast, chances are that you might become one of those freaks.

Kids are trying to be edgy nowadays while parroting someone else's opinion.

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Can't wait for this shit.

I have no words.

Can I make my OC pregnant as well?

I will make YOU pregnant

Surprised no one has brought up this comic yet.

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Can you make me pregnant too? Let's make some ass-babies, make me moan and bleat like a romanian prostitue while you pump your thick sonic-mayo into my spike-covered buttocks, make me gargle in your way past cool hedge man milk as your blue shaft forces it's way in and out of my throat at the speed of sound, user-kun~

"I know I spend 5 hours a day on r/cuckold, but I have no interest on being a cuckold. I'm only here to talk shit about them."

Pretty lame tbh.

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I would no joke watch a full let's play if chris-chan did it.

I WANT THE NEXT THREAD SO BADLY.
I love spending time reading these with you anons

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Meanwhile in game…

Let me guess, thats gonna be DLC.

Greddy shits, SEGA, I want to make my Spergfox OC, and paying 15$ extra dollars hurts my wallet.

Spergfox moaning

Sauce on the original?

That looks gross as fuck, why would you want the original?

I also want to make a fox, I've even pretty much played only Tails in SASRT if he was available. Where the fuck is fox generator sega

Not that guy but I made this

NO, NONONO.

reddit.com/r/Lightbulb/comments/6ayx4b/a_sonic_game_but_with_just_causes_hook_that/
redditor worked on sonic forces
this is too good of a coincidence

Hey buddy, you can't just like post a reddit link and not even quote whatever the fuck you are talking about.

It's literally a reddit idea guy

WHAT THE FRICK

Good god, this is going to be memed so hard. I wish it had been Bubsy.

You sure it's a badger? Looks more like a bear.

Make your own Bubsy like the rest of us, faggot

I was in tineye, looking for the source of

What a coincidence.

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It's the eyes, man.

It always surprises me to see actual good comedy coming out of anything sonic

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For me it's the eyes and the scratchy voice.

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SJW's getting BTFO!

that was pretty damn fast

apparently the sonic boom series had some writers with an actual sense of humor

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I agree.

I don't know, sorry.

She's like Dale Gribble but fuckable.

wtf I didn't add any pics

Now I actually want to give the series another chance.

that sjw episode was great, they have one with cwc as well.

It's a conspiracy I tell ya

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Brace yourself for this one, then.

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ikr? I understand echidna's but why leave out one of the most popular races? Bet you 5 bucks it's gonna be DLC.

more clues

Mayo.

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Can I have sauce on that QT 3.14? Pretty please user?

30 FPS
0

F
P
S

That's just a blank white photo of a bench, user.

Three reasons.
1. Bandwagon.
2. Mario has become extremely stale and all Mario Maker did was make ruin Kazio Mario.
3.If it does sell better than Mario, then yeah. The salt will flow freely through the streets.

Tell me about Oswald! Why does he wears the mask?

Do I hear lyrics? At 0:27?

There are still some stinker episodes, unfortunately. It's clear that the writers are having fun with the show, though.

Wait, Crash Retold is still being released?

OC

this one?

hahahah

??????

He's red, skinny af, and he has Sammy's glasses. He even has the little bodypack straps which i guess are the closest thing to a backpack in the editor.

That's like asking if Jews really did 9/11
the answer is: of course

Look me in the eye and tell me that this looks good.

I'm kind of happy that there's gonna be vocal themes again though.

Does this eclipse the worst excesses of the Sanic fanbase as a new low in gaming?

Custom OCs is a fantastic business decision, though. Even if the gameplay isn't good, autists will buy it up for a chance to play as something that even just barely resembles their own OC.

But that has nothing to do with what I said. You're just looking for a reason to get outraged. Go away.

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I think you're right, every autist that dropped the series once it started getting kind of good again will come back for this.

It might even outsell Sonic Mania now, who knows.

I wanna kiss those lips

The kind of autists that would buy it because it has a character creator are the same autists that buy every Sonic game anyway.

The gameplay is the fuckup that I'm referring to. That and the fact that Classic Sonic has shitty physics that aren't anywhere near as fun as the Genesis games again.

SONICHU

cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/c9/e8/c9e8a508e2fe062c6e86f57392be1b77.mp4?5942610

Fucking classic. My sides never truly recovered.

And that's the custom character's fault? If they really wanted to they couldn't have given that to Sonic? Its because there are custom characters?

Also while I don't support this gameplay in a Sonic game, it doesn't look bad.

Get fucked you fucking shill. It doesnt

I require an additional more pron of the trailer OC.

3D Sonic gameplay reached it's peak with Heroes, so what are you looking for? If you're looking for more of that, then I recommend you pick up a copy of Shadow.

Haven't played the 3DS version I see.

The amount of autism this will generate will give birth to a new Chaos God.
Tremble, because the End Times are now upon us!

Is this the first Sanic game with a customizable protagonist? Because I cannot believe it took Sega this long to recognize the all the autism bucks a game like this would give them.

Holy shit. Why haven't I watched this?

twitter.com/Lizzy_Silvas

that is pretty rad I guess.

I mean really who buys sonic stuff? Sonic autistic fans. and this literally feeds their need sega will probably make a quick buck from that alone.
now the true part How does the game stand up, which is the bigger question

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got anymore user or source

Het

Somebody do a vocaroo of this

You asked for this.

Imagine your dick being sucked by that.

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honestly the only thing which dissapoints me is how pointless it is to have enemies there.they're all just easily dispatched

Like every Sonic game.

That's some bullshit

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It'd probably be dry tbh.

Alright, care to name which 3D Sonic game had better gameplay?

Karoshi Suicide Salaryman?

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that's a harlequin baby

All of them?
I might even pirate it and I never touched a Sanic game since master system ages

I want that chair to sit on me.

Imagine getting your dick sucked by a Harlequin Baby.

Let's not talk about Harlequin Syndrome.

lmao

You know, I've always thought if I ever decided to put in the effort to get a gf I'd want an autistic gf. I'm not sure I'm capable of love though, so it would probably be a better use of my time to become a robot somehow.

Special needs girls are a completely different sort of challenge.
tl;dr If you can't handle a regular girl, you can't handle an autistic one and that's not even factoring in the weird fetishes they will develop.

Sounds like you know what you're talking about. Any stories?

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It's called golf

What a time to be alive.

Nah, it's in your head user.

Ok what kind of hateboner Sonic Team has for Tails, so they refuse to make him playable character in mainline sonic game under any circumstances and gone this far to exclude him for this game.

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It's because his flight mechanic slows the pace down too much and opens up the platforming distances.

Why Sega took so long to cash in the autistics?
Damn, even the Freddy games learned this quick.
Guess Sonic isn't that fast.

Its like pottery.

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THE NEW POSSIBILITIES OF NOTHING PERSONAL KID ARE ENDLESS

Don't worry there's more. dreamcastzx1

Why would you pick her over Cream?

They can't hide this.

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Think about it now: Not only can we make our own Original the Charcter now, but also can now alter their appearance, colors, and even likely also voice and super form because of course.

Are you all ready for the second coming of Rouge the Bat tits to create more autism than has been seen in years?

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come on share your stories

I'll keep it short and sweet and leave out all the long meandering bullshit.

I had no real emotional attachment to her, but Me back then was like "regular sex is regular sex". She'd always come over to my place after her classes or I'd go over to her Moms, where I ended up getting involved in her stupid pokemon autism.
Playing Pokemon. Helping her come up with new custom pokemon. that shit.
This went on for a few months, still no real attachment to her.
Had to deal with her outbursts. If things didn't go her way, she'd break down in tears for hours.
If you corrected her regarding pokemon or digimon or persona she'd chimp out OR cry. She could not stand to be wrong and was easily distracted if you used logic loops on her.
I've always seen the dude orbiting her, but I never knew they were actually a couple - since I never spent time with her on campus outside of the Art classes.

Here's the tl;dr finale.
In retrospect. I should have turned down a challenge from a guy who looked like a windup toy.
I shit you not. Our campus was one of those "non violence safe spaces" this was back in 2012 before the SJW shit took over. Fighting was heavily frowned upon and we were both placed on academic probation. I remember fondly because it's the second time I ever got punished for fighting in a school.

Unless you keep a leash on your autistic QT any guy can come along and use her.

You can't say they aren't catering to their main fans, Sonic has been a joke for decades, I guess this is just following the flow.

I now want to see a blacked edit with Zooey and Sonic.

Call it BLUED.com

Post more

Why does this shit turn me on?
Goddamn jews

Top kek, and you say the Sonic Cycle ain't real.

No excuse.
Even if it's a character you hate getting cucked.

Nobody said that
Everyone was saying this was goimg to be mediocre and Mania decent.
There was only fanfare when it was revealed and it quickly died down when people where hit with the reality of modern Sonic.

AT LEAST I CAN MAKE MY OWN COLDSTEEL!

If they have the online sharing thing, the thing will be swarmed with Coldsteel.

so would you recommend staying away from girls who are into video games, anime ect or did this girl have actual Autism with a capital A. she had mental problems and shit?

Lucky shit, where I live autist girls are frigid sexless prudes who wear chastity belts and are waiting for Chad like Godot.

and how did you get with her? you neglected to mention that part. I love stories like these

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Have you tried acting like Chad?

You can't become Chad, you're born one or not.

I have a fantasy where I fuck and impregnate 10 faceless burka wearing qts in front of their sole husband while he sleeps.

I'm beyond repair

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I'm not saying become Chad. I'm saying Act like Chad. Pretend to be interested in their little details, fib being their handsome stud who's hanging on their every mumble and murmur.

What have you got to lose? Do you think these autists will tell anyone?

You say that like girls into video games and anime don't have grade-A autism by default.

Not with that attitude. Never gonna make it.

Netori is bretty gud.

Think of what Chris Chan will do

He'll try to make the whole CWC ville.

Just style your hair and wear Chad clothes, I doubt an autist could tell the difference

If you're not a Chad acting like one will get you called a creep and you will get landed a swift kick in the balls.

Here we go with platitudes.

shoo shoo robot

You didn't even try, you fat nasty trash.

Have fun masturbating to the idea of somebody else in this thread getting the girl you wanted.

Shit like this is why I've given up on other people and am going to be an actual robot instead.

I've lived with a girl living with a heavy case of borderline and she was cutting herself up when ever she "hurted" me or thought I was disliking her. I'll manage an autistic girl, my best friend is pretty fucking autistic and he and I became bro's quickly.
As far as I know I don't have the autisms.

Too much effort. I was only doing it while I thought it was funny.

Its just tails bro, calm down.

You'll know when it hits you mate. Even the most fucked up serial killers had/have a sense for love, be it a human or an object.

I don't care who it is, it's still cuckold porn.
You degenerate.

You know what "trying" leads to in my country?
Where I live it's like the pre-civilization times where strong rule the weak (but even beta cuck white knights are comparatively strong).
There was this guy I knew who "tried" but because he's not handsome enough they dispatched several muscular white knights against him and he's in a coma now (needless to say the girl he hit on didn't fuck any of those white knights).

Barkley is mostly correct, however white kids also do that but they call them nerds/geeks, and the exact opposite is often the case of asians. What is so detrimental is that black people have been losing their double consciousness, which is fucking bizarre considering Du Bois first identified that.
I would argue that its the result of Malcolm 'X' Little's relatively successful attempt at creating a unified racial identity among black people. Truth is nobody else has a unified racial identity because everyone within the races hates people within their "race" based on their ethnicity.

Haven't even said what country.

Come on dude calm down, its just Tails.

Nice doublepost, faggot.

Yeah, it's Tails. So?
It's still cuck porn.

Oh no. Get yourself a woman who plays videogames,watches anime, browses Holla Forums , browses /pt/ and hates sites like Buzzfeed. You don't have to play the same games. A relationship with overlapping hobbies is great.

Just stay away from bitches with actual disorders, unless you're prepared to fully give yourself to supporting and catering to their crazy like it's normal . Which is fine and dandy if you truly love the person, but if you're just looking for a good time, there's plenty of women who are not crazy.

Spent time with her after class. We discussed the finer points of Amedeo Modigliani, Sonic the Hedgehog, who the best pokemon was,etc; I charmed her panties off before actually trying to get her panties off.

You don't have to be a Chad. Just be confident, smart but not too smart, nerdy but not too nerdy. If you're quiet and artistic they come to you, and from there you can work your magic. Anybody can be charming, even ugly fucks call pull decent girls if they don't fuck up early on.

Just don't be extremely patient, that's how you get friend zoned - - also , do not get gift happy.
They're weird and autistic. They're not stupid. They can spot when a guy is giving them shit to get something out of them.
It's getting harder these days due to the Feminism infection, but generally there's enough nearly autistic, PURE QTs for everyone out there. You just have to fight your way through the landwhales to get to them. Also, don't be afraid to harpoon a landwhale or two. It's good experience.

Exactly its just Tails. So calm down.

FUCK EVERYTHING WHY CAN'T SEGA JUST FIRE THESE PEOPLE ALREADY

Nice meme.
If someone acts "confident" but has shit looks (e.g. undeveloped maxilla) he'll be called a fake tryhard who needs to kill himself.

Ok you're just baiting me at this point. Go jack off to cuck porn until you die. I don't care.

I dunno man, autism's a hell of a disease. I don't even have a waifu. Granted I don't watch much anime because I don't like most media, but still. Even if I did feel love, I guarantee that I wouldn't be able to put in the effort to support the relationship, even if I knew how. Basically, I'm lazy, incompetent, brain damaged, and have decided that's fine. More people should just give up, is what I'm saying. Not everyone really deserves love, and I'm fine with my plan of living forever, drifting among the stars. So somebody had better get me my robot body before I die.

who?

Yeah no shit, he said be, not act.

we wanted less cancer, Sega.

Pontac and Graff, the people who wrote Happy Tree Friends. They've been writing the main games since Colors, though they really only had significant control with Lost World. Which is why Lost World's story is so shit.

And who is we? Kangs?

You can't "be" confident if you're ugly son.
What's next generic regurgitated advice, taking showers? Getting a hobby?
The latter one is especially laughable, Chad has no hobbies whatsoever yet that's not stopping him lol.

As I said I only posted it because its funny.

who cares about story in sanic, Lost Worlds wasn't shit because of story

Chads hobby IS fucking bitches.

I'm more of a 2D fan, but Adventure 1 and 2, Unleashed, Colors, Generations, and even Lost World are all games I'd rather play than Heroes. Heroes is a broken mess of garbage controls and questionable design decisions. Rail grinding and triangle jumping barely work, enemies having health bars slows the game down, characters accelerate too fast when you're trying to platform, you have to beat the game four times with minimal differences to unlock the final boss, etc.

So you want more cancer, is that what you're saying?

Get drunk

Yes please.

Go fuck yourself

I have seen enough ugly mugs manlets too being popular and confident to tell you you're full of it.
Sports.
Sounds to me like you're just wanting to make excuses for yourself buddy. I won't stop you if that's the case, but don't go and try bringing others down as well.

No

Another nice meme. I see a lot of perfectly normal looking folks call themselves "ugly" because they can't imagine actual ugliness. Just like these normalfag cunts who post statuses like "lol I'm such a loner! xD" despite constantly being surrounded by friends simply because every once in a while they skip the party that is offered to them every Friday.
Even better meme. Everyone knows becoming fit doesn't make you more successful, Chads are fit without exercise anyway.

There's a difference.
Like, you're confident enough to hit New Reply, even though hundreds, maybe thousands of people might highlight your post for rebuttal or ridicule or reaction images. You never think about it. You never worry about it. You're probably thinking " fuck what anyone has to say about my post I'm not apologizing for it." That's the kind of internal confidence I meant.

Show us your face

It's not fun having to watch shit writing between levels, whether or not the gameplay is good. And a fun game is always better when the story gives a good context to what you're doing.

or cock
the threads almost hit the bump limit anyway

Nice false equivalence comrade, because posting on an anonymous imageboard is exactly equivalent to being ugly among real people who will fucking kill you if you decide to attempt being someone you're not.

My, you remind me of myself way back 6 years ago. Always making drama out of everything, exagerrating things beyond reason.

People like you are ruining this site. You SHOULD think before you post. You SHOULD feel regret after every post you make. And you especially SHOULD care about what everyone else thinks.

In addition to the request for your face, what kind of third world shithole do you live in anyway?

Alright I'm going to ignore everything else in your post because this is the most retarded bullshit ever. You couldn't make it any more obvious that you're a dyel, low-t, robot who's just looking for excuses and a chance to tell others not to even bother bettering themselves.

Swiftly kill yourself my dude. Calling everything a meme is not a valid argument.

This is your mind on cuckoldry.

depends on how shit the writing is, something like 06 is so bad it's hilarious for example
also, good story can make a good game better, but bad story can't make a good game worse

Nah son that's called giving hoots son straight up son

Two dudes who write unfunny 10-minute-long cutscenes where the characters do nothing but spout forced catchphrases and occasionally make hamfisted attempts at drama. Also notable for turning Tails into Sonic's bitchy girlfriend and turning a pack of multicolored alien demons into the most boring villains in the whole franchise.

Why are his arms red?

If cancer is as you've defined it I don't mind it increasing. Character creation isn't bad and the red hedgegod isn't bad either. If you don't like the modes, don't play them, they're an additional content so you can just play as regular Sonic while those of greater autism play with their donut steels and even bigger spergs shell out money for more animal type DLCs or, if that somehow won't happen, download the inevitable mods. I want fox DLC/mods

Did Potaff do vid related? Best writing of all time.

Pretty sure they did.

Holy shit where do you live?

Cause here in 'merica, if you have a fat dick, and are remotely not house sized, you can nail anything from a 0/10 to a 7/10
You'll need a fat wallet if you want to hit that sweet , sweet 9/10.

My entire life is nothing but a weird chain of fetishes and regrets.

When will they reference Tamers?

I actully have a pic of that.

Yeah, that's cancer alright. Not like I care, though, I won't be playing this game. I don't see how something like this is going to make the game any more appealing or worthwhile. The concept looks similar to Sonic Generations (play as classic and modern sonic for slightly different mechanics) and, while that game was good, this is just an indication that Sega still has no idea what they're doing with this franchise.

nice blogpost.

Yup, you've confirmed it. I was about to post about you whining about
But here you are.

thanks. nice shitpost.

Yeah

Think of this: SammyClassicSonicFan turned his shit around.

at least the coke is diet

Aww shit nigga! Four Sakurai Post!

I actually considered killing myself many times but the only reason I haven't done that is that it would make several enemies of mine extremely satisfied. "lol kill urself" is a phrase that has no power over me, it's like water on a raincoat.

Your whole drivel is cope, everything is dependent on genetics and if you ever have to try you've already lost. The only reason people deny the overwhelming role of genetics is their narcissism, because if they admitted they were just born right it'd take away from their false beliefs about working their way up to achieve success.

Yet another trap many fools took seriously and have ruined their lives with. Nobody will ever love you for money (not that "love" exists anyway), if you attract any female organism with a wad of cash she'll instantly leave you for someone with more cash if he's in the vicinity, and then leave that guy for Chad when he comes along anyway. A broke Chad is worth more than any money in the world.

You're welcome, have a nice day.

Apparantly that means you're internally confident for being able to shitpost with us.

I seriously want to hatefuck a robot/tumblrite>>12572907
until he's mentally stable. I used to be a robot and that used to be my fantasy, but it stuck with me, yknow?

You'll grow out of your minority complex. The world is surprisingly different than what you imagine it is. Even if you don't have the body, there is always someone who will love you.

Trust me. I'm the least favorable person and a few genes away from being a cripple.

No, it's a robot android created by eggman. Is It that obvious?

well, good for him. still looks like prime faggot material, though.

Diet Coke is such a genius scam to get semi self aware fatties to think those trash drinks are not that bad

He does look like a fucking twink, but the fact that he's not a shut-in after all the retarded videos he made went viral is amazing to me.

Early screens make it look pretty bare-bones.
But even DLC won't do shit if the base editor isn't good.

You have shit like 4 of the same mask in different colors. Why not 1 mask that you can choose the color of? And if you need Red Rings to unlock the costume bits you want, it'll defeat the purpose for some autists.

Sweet.

Eggman's lines are the best, but they've stepped up their game. Honestly no one was expecting it to last more than a season.

and then you have Zero for those that understood that diet doesn't do shit
actual spoiler: it doesn't work either, sweet drinks are the main cause of obesity

every nerd teen kid looked like a faggot, that's just part of childhood

Humans are not magical God's creatures that run on willpower and happy thoughts. Genetics apply to us as they do to any other type of lifeforms, we didn't evolve out of them.
I thought those fundamentalist Christians who post how Down Syndrome doesn't exist and downies just refuse to not be retarded was just satire.

I'd argue Metal Gear Solid 4's fucktarded plot makes the game a chore, despite how great the actual gameplay is.

lmao 8758e5 got banned
Damn shame. I wanted to talk to him too. He reminded me of myself strongly when I was an angsty, self hating teen.

Oh nvm

Nope. This was by the guys who did MadWorld believe it or not.

At least, what was written before the commentators went off script & ad-libbed (hence the "no one said there'd be math" reference in the game)

You know, looking back on it, Sammy actually made some decent points in a lot of his videos.
There are people who genuinely think Sonic 06 was a good game. A very small minority of people, but people nonetheless.
Plus, as much as I enjoy the Adventure series, he was pretty spot-on when he said Adventure fans were ruining Sonic.

That's good, that's how you know you're a real person.

He's was already getting dangerously close to lolcow material.

Keep telling yourself that so that you never have to try at anything. I'm sure you're happy being a sad cunt.

Hey, give me your contact info before you get banned. I want to talk 1 on 1. What's your e-mail, Mr. Mopey Mope?

MGS4 has an overabundance of cutscenes even compared to the other games from what I've heard so it's no wonder

Yeah, it's a shame his delivery of the points by screaming at the top of his lungs while throwing stuff overshadowed everything. Sammy also tried to warn us about Deuce Ex.

Hey, give me your contact info before you get banned. I want to talk 1 on 1. What's your e-mail, Mr. Mopey Mope? You can use some closure

really gone easy on it

I was almost a lolcow at one point too. Now I'm pretty neutral, it turned out to be I developed a minority complex from a LOT of things. It's something complicated a few people understand.
I'm done being a sad cunt about it, but when I see someone that feels a similar way. I want to help them.

Ditto.

There are people who literally believe that the Sonic '06 released was just the alpha version of the game which was released to "test the waters" while the "real version is stored somewhere inside Sega's archives. Also, the "real" version of Sonic '06 is supposed to be on the line-up of upcoming Sega PC ports.

As opposed to metaphorically believe

no, as opposed to ironically believing something

Then say non-ironically or just "actually". Literally means "not metaphorically", not "not ironically".

Hey 8758e5
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You and I need to have a talk.

I don't want you to become a self-hating Holla Forums garbage eating trash monster.

Indeed.

Well, technically, '06 is the alpha version of the game. There's just not a complete version that exists.

"Actually" is tarred with the same brush in a way, with so many people using it to interject for a moment. He meant literally as in the literal truth of the bible, not literally as just a superlative modifier.

I guess in some ways Sammy was just like any kid, he just unfortunately had a youtube channel from which he could show the world his autistic younger years.

Everyone is a dumb ass when they are a kid. Glad to see everything worked out for him.

Also where the fuck did the time go ?

Because it still needed work, correct?

Chances are he's already had sex but is moderately conversative about talking about his love life

Because there are features described in the manual that aren't implemented into the game. Also, the game is missing elements that were in the X360 demo, including animations for Sonic.

Antifa the Rabbit

If you want a three hour long autistic video that can be easily boiled down to "yes", have one.

You don't have to subscribe to the meme that actually is only used for interjections. Literally has a specific use, by using it to mean "not ironically" you're also stretching it, even if you're not using it in a superlative way.

Bane the Big Bunny
CIA the Salamander

I love these long videos! I do hope it has lots of research behind it. I LOVE when people know shit I don't.

Clement is so fucking autistic but his videos are so well researched and meticulous. It's a miracle.

I did not need that image in my head.

There's also Johnny's review, which is a mere 50 minutes long. It's funny how '06 has garnered multiple review videos that can take from an hour to several of them. You know it's a big fuckup when that happens.

autism seems to do that to you

I think it's mostly due to the fact that the game is insanely long with 3 long campaigns and a lot to talk about. A shorter shitty game like Shadow the Hedgehog would've given more to talk about if it had been longer and more ambitious.

I can think of scenarios where i'd use the word actually without sounding like richard stallman, but that's not the point. English is a language that evolves over time, that steals grammar from wherever and whenever ever since it was the lowly talk of anglo peasants. Trying to say that certain words can't be used this way, or that these things can only be used because of such and such a reason is ass-backwards. English has no royal academy of letters like french does, and it's better for it. We'd still be spelling color with a u and program with an -me tacked on to the end if we did.

It doesn't matter that you didn't ask for that. Leave it to Sakurai to add 4 self-serving clones to everything.

I don't see how that's a good thing if it means the original meaning of the word is going to be lost. If literally is turned into a superlative, then there'll be no word left in the language to mean "not metaphorically", at least not without sounding confusing.
Other problems that happen if you let shit go wherever the dumb public lets it go is abominations like "irregardless" being a thing.
English would be better with an academy of letters. Spanish also has one and it's safe from dumb shit like the bastardization of "literally" because of it. There's nothing wrong with rules, and adhering to them.

Intelligent and sane people choose social justice

American-Indian derived people sure like Sonic don't they.

Looks like her niece was saying she doesn't want TV, over and over like she was being forced to watch it. Very sad.

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06 is a game that shipped in an inexcusable state so it deserves all the shit it gets. but I can still appreciate what they were trying to do,
Well the Sonic and Elise scenes were dumb as shit, but Shadow and Silvers stories were pretty good, even though Mephiles as a villain is the second time a version of the Devil has been put in a Sonic game.
They put Black Doom and Mephiles back to back, we got the Devil who Made Shadow and the Devil who Looks like Shadow.

I sure hope she's showing the subbed version as opposed to the dubbed version of Sonic X.

No child that age is going to read subs.

The sound plays and you can hear the 4kids intro playing. The clip is of the intro, kid is whining "but I don't want to watch teeeveeeeee".

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This is what happens when you enable participation award behaviour, people grow up thinking they should be rewarded even when they fail.

I loved Johnny! He's lost his edge recently though. Next to MugiMikey

It's due to Sonic Adventure having a huge Aztec influence most likely.
Why we never got a Chihuahua character to go with tikal, I'll never know.

Oh man, I'm actually excited for this.

I've never been so autistic as to create my own Sonic character but now finally I can do it. I'm gonna make a cat, or a bear. This is gonna be great.

Please.
I do find it funny, though, how Dragon Ball Super ended up creating a Trunks arc more similar to '06's story than the original Trunks arc.

Spanish isn't exactly a good example that you'd want to bring up, though. Its orthography is a mess and the whole accents thing has more exceptions then it has rules, and french is even worse, what with it's dogged refusal to accept words like hamburger in favour of neologisms like steak haché. Or how the academy itself is composed of old men who deliberately scorn sensible and reasonable spellings because it's not what they grew up with. Having a team of curators and designers of a language sounds like a good idea in theory, but in practice you'll just get a lot of egos and hurt fee fees on the panel rather then people who actually care about conveying thought.

You're free to disagree, of course.

Also, Definitely, Absolutely, and Seriously are all still used to mean "Non-metaphorically."

I just really liked how Sliver actually had a moral dilemma about whether or not it was right to kill in order to save.

Decent idea, but the execution is just so terrible, mostly because it only happens because Silver is a complete retard.

Also, it's a moral dilemma about weather or not it's ever justified to take a life as expressed with inkblot cartoon characters.

As interesting as that story is, it's not the right medium.

Amy was also retarded.
nigga what?

Fuck, I have to post this because the clement video just reminded me of it.

There's no place i'd rather be then here and now with you.

Goodnight.

I'm sorry, how is it a mess? And how are the accents a problem? Accents are used precisely to denote an exception in the pronunciation of the word. Specifically, to denote the syllable stress when the syllable that's stressed is not the syllable that's usually stressed.
This is made so you always know how to pronounce a word when you read it. There is absolutely no room for doubt or confusion.
English is the fucking mess. It's riddled with hidden pronunciations exceptions that you just have to know in advance in order to know how to pronounce a word, like melee. English has spelling contests, for fuck's sake. They actually give awards to kids who can figure out its mess because it's so unnecessarily convoluted.

I also don't see how that's a problem, it's manageable.

Nobody said it's perfect, let's not fall into a Nirvana fallacy here. I'm just saying it's better than pure anarchy.

None of those specifically mean "not metaphorically" and can be interpreted as superlatives as well.

We're in 201X, no child is going to bother with subs to begin with.

Its not like Death was something new to Sonic games, Sonic Adventure 1,2 and Shadow all showed Death scenes.
but that was probably once of the reasons story focused sonic games got pushed out after 06, things getting too dark all the time is a valid complaint,
I just wish they could find a balance between story and comedy, Generations and Lost World feel like they have no stakes like nothing really matters, but the guys who wrote those aren't working on Sonic anymore so will see what going to happen.

HA AH
FAGOOTO

Bad news. Graff confirmed he's writing Forces.

Why can't they just get the guy who write the comics.

Literally all of them, even sado the hehaw had better game play.

I don't know. Maybe they will, now, since the comic is no more.

I love you too, user.

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This reminds me of the "when did you grow out of metal" and "when did you grow out of atheism" threads on Holla Forums. It's like his entire life and discourse is so retarded that everything he says sounds like a troll/bait

Holy shit. This guy was right.

source on his comment.

No idea, but it was well before this leaked.

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I swear that almost reminds me of another game…. But what game? Its certainly a weak reminder, but a reminder non the less.

The chance to play as Sonic Gokuverine mite b cool.

Really wish they'd stop fucking teasing with Chao shit and actually include a garden.

Wait, who died in SA1 (Aside from the echidna civilization, or is that who died)?

Shadow uses almost the exact same gameplay as Heroes. The only difference is that they switched Teams for guns and vehicles, and gimped the grinding.

Wow, and, a few months ago, I remember asking what it would be like if a Sonic game was made with a similar premise (Sonic missing) and made it where Sonic is the last character you play as. But, then again, why I made the comment, I also said that Tails, Knuckles, and Amy (And, maybe, either Shadow or Metal Sonic, for "true" gameplay) would be playable instead.

I can tell you 30 ways you are wrong.

You realize that SA1 has genocide in it right?

SA1 floods an entire city. Also, the robot died I think, or was he the bird?

idk but a lot of sentient robots got murdered in cold blood.

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Well, Gamma and all his buddies were "freed". Those chao didn't look too fine after being charged with spears.

Okay, list them.

Oh yeah. I just thought you meant like a specific character dying/disappearing like with Shadow (When he first appeared), Emerl, Chip, Maria, and Sonic himself.

I'm so hyped, thank you Sega. This was my childhood wish while I was a Sanic fan, but I'll appreciate it now.

1. Speed is generated exponentially not linearaliy
2. Momentum from jumps is carried when you have lateral running speed
3. Grinding speed increases with proper rail alignment
4.Tri-jump is shorter in Shadow the Hedgehog
5.Team Mates are controllable by a second player
6. Gunplay is unique to Shadow the Hedgehog
7. Dummy Rings in shadow the hedgehog maintain momentum
8. Average Mob Health is increased
9. Mob Ai is different compared to heroes
10. Eggpawns are more strategic and less aggressive
11. E123 omega can homing attack in shadow the hedgehog
12. Maria is playable in shadow the hedgehog
13. Mission structure is freeform and is an opt in opt out system for the player
14. Story progression does not follow a set of stages and instead is loaded depending on mission completed.
15. Air drag is considerably lower in shadow the hedge hog
16. Melee attacks are calculated by physmodel interaction rather than hitboxes
I'm too lazy to list 14 reasons so fuck you.

I was thinking of the Echidna's yeah, for a moment I thought tikal died but now I remember she didn't locked he self away with chaos.
The city is destroyed if it wasn't for that part right before Sonic goes super were people you can't see are going yeah Sonic you would assume everyone in the city was dead.
Also Gamma and his brothers were not the same as flickies the that powered them, I count that as death especially when the end pulls on your heart strings like it did.

Well, this happened. All we need now is a DLC pack adding in an equine species to select for Original the Character, and then we can finally work on making the autism event horizon to finally destroy the planet itself.

Shameful.

Momentum? Heros had that, idoit.

Heros kept your speed when jumping too, Even SA2 did this, SA1 probably as well.

???

Tri-jump?

Who gives a shit? Point is the game is on the Heros engine, even all the character models are the same. Tons of assets are reused as well.

I could go on but fuck, you're autistic, actually medically autistic.

well I did was swap the themes to both fights to see how they fit, and they actually fit each others fights perfectly,

Dumbass
Momentum from lateral jumps is horizontal speed converted to vertical speed.
This is one of the main reasons heroes SUCKS for speed running and if you don't know what the Tri Jump is, how the fuck are you, with only being able to get to ocean palace.

are you too retarded to understand basic mechanics in a sonic game.

That's Triangle Dive you smart-ass.

It's tri jump
and fuck you.

its tri jump retard

Well that's that. Sonic is officially dead.
there is going to be so much fucking porn

This but it should be FAST.com

both are in the game
Tri jump was to get across walls and triangle dive was to glide wind currents.

Trips confirm
The move is called Tri Jump

At this point, the moment someone figures out how to take any original the character, clothes and all, and port them to SFM, it's all ogre and pandora's box will be opened to torment furfags for the next 30 years.

That's why I didn't recognize it, I'm used to it being called it's full title.

RtB has already confirmed he can body group and skin everything

YOU'RE STILL WRONG

Speed-running? I don't have autism so I don't give a shit about autism running.

vid related

You said there was tri-jump in Shadow the Hedgehog

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You have to use Tri Jump to complete Ocean Palace in heroes.
It's in both but the distance you travel in shadow is reduced.
also
Nice E Ranks faggot

how the fuck did you beat the final level of the neutral path if you didn't know how to tri jump in shadow.

Us neural-typical people call it wall running like in every other instance of it games, movies, etc

How is casually getting a good score the same as speed running? All you have to do is spin a lot to achieve max speed and hold forward.

I only got the good ending :^)

Talk about an un-JUST. Feel happy for him.

YOU HAVE TO USE THE TRI JUMP IN THE FOURTH STAGE OF THE GOOD PATH
YOU LYING LITTLE FAGGOT

You only got one ending

Okay, this thread is getting too autistic for my tastes. Later faggotz.

Ending? I only played multiplayer. I tried to play story mode but then I go to the part where I had to chase a space car that had shields.

I shot at it with the gun but the shield wouldn't go away no matter how much I shot at it, then I did a part where I had to save the President but that level made no sense in terms of architectural layout and the Airforce One, aka VC-25A (former COMAFFOR, old habits). I basically dropped it after that. I got one of the endings, not sure which one. I think Shadow kills Eggman and throws him into lava, not sure though.

BASED

post yfw when sonic gets better VA's than most dubs

Maybe the point he was trying to make is that reality is actually unfair: you can do the correct thing and not get rewarded, or even get punished for it.

She does have one, often.

"Hey handsome, you want some of this?"

You go get 'em Sammy. You are truly the better of us.

Let me get this straight. You decided to argue in favor of Heroes and Shadow playing the same, even though you've barely played Shadow at all, and can hardly remember what you did play. Why should anyone take your arguments seriously?

If you look at the Sonic OC category on Know your meme, literally the only thing that gets posted are Slutty OC's

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I think it's some autismo who uploaded their sanic porn.

Yeah looks like 80% of the gallery are is from 1 guy.

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would be fappable if not for sonicface

Fuck off, IGN.

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I already want porn of the red guy

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I will never, in my entire life, understand why they try so hard to make a series about a cartoon animal who runs fast into a dark and edgy action game

in the 90s sonic got popular because HEY! TOO COOL! WOAH! GOTTA GO FAST HE HE! Snd they think that they need to keep pushing that angle harder, rather than turn him into a cute character that likes to think he's cool like they did in sonic utopia. Either that or sega is desperately trying to tell the world that they are a SERIOUS company that can make SERIOUS games, and should be taken SERIOUSLY!

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why

WHAT

erry tiem

You haven't broken me.

I refuse to submit.

THE UNIVERSE ITSELF IS SHITPOSTING NOW

Pontaff did Madworld

He's also can't write sonic to save his life.

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But where's the Chao??

stormniggers dont consider such things

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There goes the money CWC has been saving up for his mother's medicine.

Literally none of the animal choices interest me. They even forgot foxes! WTF? That one would make the most sense!

Oh god. I'm getting flashbacks from when I was 12. And I remember liking this. What the fuck was wrong with me?