So yeah, this is happening tomorrow

July 21

well shit.

I hope they intend to announce some additional modes and characters, because this game, while neat looking, seems completely content anemic.

That's not how that meme goes

I know this is NIDF headquarters, but damn

Incredibly gimmicky game that will get old real quick

Considering the contents of the last Squid Sisters Stories chapter that just came out, I'm guessing that this might finally be the Single Player Mode trailer

I remember everybody saying the same about the first splatoon before it came out.

The owner is literally a Nintendrone who bought the Switch day one. I don't know how you can spin this as being an anti-Nintendo board.

Part of Splatoon's appeal, once it was released, was the constant trickle of new weapons, outfits, levels, and events. If they are going to repeat that with ARMS, it might be okay.

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Wew lad

It looks like shit to be honest.

I wish I could care, but the switch has paid online. I'll probably just look at the splatoon trailer to see what I'm missing.

Who knew mariefags were this retarded?

Because I'm not a newfag. Whether Mark likes Nintendo shit is irrelevant, if anything it only hightens the animosity towards Nintendo on this board. You want a board filled with console fanboys including legions of Nintendorks and Sonyggers, you go to 4/v/. You want hyper elitist, circlejerking PCucks who don't even play newer games on them, you come here.

This thread is going to be fucked because of petty retards like you

And how many of those threads get instantly bombed by shitposting faggots like yourself?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

Call me when they get enough games to buy the console.

What is this?

Splatoon:

Arms:

You'll have to pardon the deja vu.

Lightning doesn't strike twice in the same spot.

The game just looks dull.

Nobody knows your number.

And no one cares to know, since none of us cares about you.

Yeah it does, but its a game on the Switch so it will be hailed as the second coming and then forgotten about a week after release.
This thread's reason for existing is to justify other's purchases.

Nigga it's just Punch Out.

Any official word on how many fighters it will have? It's a first party game with all the infinite amount of Nintendo money behind it so I'll assume 8 at the very most, 2 of which will be palette swaps and/or whorish Mario tie-ins.

I know Splatoon is all about the multiplayer, so it's unlikely they'd put this kind of effort in, but I'd love to see them take more of an action adventure approach the the single player for 2. I want to explore that world properly.

another shit like splatoon

where is some fucking metroid

Pick one and only one. You're going to play it for a few hours, realize it has no depth, and drop it.

A shovelware that's base on that one boxing minigame from wii sports and this said shovelware is trying to bring back the causal wii audience that Nintendo lost to the mobile market.

You don't have to use the wagglan to play it.

You don't know what shovelware means

You know, people questioned the motion controls in Splatoon before they realized that it was outright better than playing a shooter with a controller alone (still not quite as good as a mouse but fairly close, at least as good as those shooters on the Wii that used the pointer). I wonder if it will be a similar situation here? Probably not. At least Nintendo's trying something new instead of releasing another rehash or something absolutely casual.

No Lanky, no Joy Mech Fight characters, definitely no Breloom since TPC doesn't let Pokemon crossover with anything but Smash and big Mario celebrations like in Mario Maker. If I'm wrong on any of those, I will pirate Arms eventually, if I ever get a Switch capable of it or somehow the emulator isn't shit in relatively short order (not happening unless it's close enough to the 3DS).

I care about neither and still can't get my hands on a goddamn Switch anyway. When's the XC2 or FE:W direct?

This is going to be like For Honor but with shitty gimmick controls.

Splatoon:

ARMS:

I wish faggots in this thread would stop comparing the two games.

Fucking this. Who thinks waving your arms like a boxer with down's syndrome is somehow better than just pressing button inputs.

No porn yet? I thought there would be more given the ability to stretch. I guess it's like that Ballz fighter, you can't really expect much.

Fuck off.

Kill yourself my man.

I loved your speech OP.

wew laddie.

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Hopefully this Direct will be like the big info reveal Splatoon Direct that came out a month before it's release in 2015.

Officially announced and revealed there's 7, right now (as seen in the OP's image).
Unofficially there is another 3 (out of 4) that got "leaked" in the previous April Direct bringing the current roster to 10. (Helix being a leak but now officially confirmed, proving that the leaked menu images are indeed fighters)

that's not a fucking leak, if they said the first time that the roster will be 10.

Come on confirmation of strong single player, I'd look at buying the game then.

At least 10 original Arms fighters.

I don't recall any confirmation that there would be 10 fighters.

Nobody thought that. When they showcased Splatoon at E3 2014, everyone was ECSTATIC. wtf are you talking about

I remember reading snippets about how it was going to sell at it's absolute most 500k copies and then die, but those could easily be cherry picked comments against hundreds that thought it would succeed, I didn't think it would succeed but after the testfire I knew I wanted to buy it.

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someone gave me a switch for my birthday AMA

how much did you sell it for?

How often do you eat fresh fruit?

the only thing that got sold was my soul to nintendo kikes for a $60 re-release of MK8
at least i can play as a squid

what's it like to have people who care about you and give you shitty things

I eat mandarin oranges and an apple every day

bretty good

shoulda just sold it for above retail price now and then bought it again later when it's cheaper and has games

STOP SHILLING ARMS AND SUPPORT THE FUCKING GAMES YOU ALREADY RELEASED NINTENDO

WHERE ARE THE ARCADE CHARACTERS

I bought Bomberman at launch.

Nintendo doesn't develop Pokken, faggot

Okay and?

Complain to another company.

sry meant for

They publish it, though, and the actual devs told people when pressed that if they want the arcade content, they need to go bitch at the publishers.

TPCI is still supporting the game at Pokemon worlds, so clearly, they aren't the holdup, so that leaves NIntendo as the only party left that's keeping it from coming out

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I can't find a perfectly accurate source but it appears the Pokemon company are the publisher for Pokken.

I could have sworn I didn't reply to Bomberman.

Is it worth trying? I only have 8D and Master Blaster

It's pretty fun and has gotten better since they patched it. They did a trick to artificially extend the single player though where you can't replay any of the five worlds at your leisure until you've beaten the game and you can only continue if you game over by paying gold pieces (which you only earn by either beating the worlds on X difficulty or by winning matches in the online leagues). I made the mistake of thinking I was good enough for Veteran mode, lost all my gold pieces and didn't beat the single player until just this last week cause I finally decided to say screw it and just finish the whole thing on easy mode where the gold price for continuing is cheaper, which made me feel more like a bitch than feeling like I accomplished something. You can also use the gold pieces to buy maps and outfits for your Bombermen. Really the main draw of the game is the online multiplayer. It's not exactly innovative as far as Bomberman games go, but if you like that very basic Bomberman gameplay and you enjoy trying to blow up ten year olds and mouthbreathers over the internet in addition to a corny Saturday morning cartoon style story, you'll probably like it. Honestly, though, as much as I like the game, I don't feel it was worth the fifty dollar price tag and would say it's a 30 dollar game at the most, but I don't know when the prices will actually drop for it since it's actually been one of the better selling games since launch.

I'll probably get it used for $20 off eBay or something. Thanks user

Your welcome. If you can't find a used copy and don't feel like giving Konami the 50 dollarydoos, Sega at least had the decency to put the digital version of Puyo Puyo Tetris for the Switch at only 30 bucks.

I pirated the 3DS version, I can't stand the dub voices, even if the alt. voices sound better. Just hoping someone english translated the 3DS version now that the game is officially in eng. and all it requires is copying the lines and re-writing them

I haven't had the chance to buy the full version of Puyo so I can't really judge the dub voices until I buy the game later this summer, but if it's anything like Bomberman R's dubbing I might be able to tolerate it just cause of the overall tone of the game is very cartoony.

How hard is that for your nintentoddler mind to comprehend?

That's where you're wrong faggot!

Dubbing is shit, but the translation is actually fine as far as I can tell

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Just because I own a WiiU doesn't mean I'm gonna defend nintendo for the jewish shit they pull.

How's that library of zero games doing for you Switchfag?

Better than the Netflixstation 4 in my living room.

That's not a fair comparison, even the ouya has more games than the PS4.

Nintendo, GameFreak, and the pokemon company all own 1/3 of the pokemon IP, but nintendo also has like a 60% stake in the pokemon company.

The Pokemon Compnay clearly still cares about supporting the game, since they are having it at worlds. Nintendo is the only logical holdup then. Maybe they don't want to draw attention to the WiiU with the switch out?

Why don't the Pokken developers just get to work on a Switch Pokken?

Maybe during E3 if we're lucky

At least the Bloodbornebox has Bloodborne
The Switch is on life support with the shittiest mainline Zelda after Skyward Sword and indies

Where in my post did I call that user other a sonygger and defend the Switch?

I guess I'll watch it in the background

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Please refer to your own post :^) fucking called it

that explains a lot

They changed Satan to Dark Prince, apparently.
But that may be down to tradition in the series.

say whatever the fuck you want, i'm not gonna derail the thread for your sake anymore. IP ignored.

I wonder how many devs are actually going to have Switch games to show at E3 or if they're all just going to let Nintendo handle the announcments in the Direct.

Sounds like it's about on Bomberman R's level

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Holy shit you're not even denying it. Filthy crossboard scum aren't welcome here.

nice 8s

I don't recall seeing anywhere that Nintendo's stake in the Pokemon Company was 60%, I know the Pokemon Company is owned in part however by Gamefreak, Nintendo and Creatures Inc, so where you are getting this 60% from, other than your arse? From what I can see the Pokemon Company only manage Pokemon licensing as well as some publishing, so yes you need to ask the Pokemon Company if you want to see a new Pokken game, even if they are partially owned by Nintendo they clearly have fucking autonomy considering all the shit they push out.

That's probably already happening, that would explain why they are no longer updating the WiiU release, goyim.

He does raise a point about the fucking ugly deduplicated filenames though, I remember there was a promised return to Unix filenames and that goofy screenshot feature on the bottom of the page shows the website still "internally" stamps images with Unix timestamps.

Go back to cuckchan, you've been embarrassing yourself.since your third post.

The different file formats are useful for identifying cuckchanners though. And I like how each image always has the same file name, so you can't save duplicates by mistake.

I'm not concerned about cuckchanners when this site got big through 'em, honestly, and deduplicated filenames are a nightmare to navigate or keep track of.

nobody fucking gives a shit if you got bullied off of 4/v/ and you have to come here. If you just want an arbitrary safe space where you can play with each other's dicks all day, maybe tumblr or reddit is better suited for you. That's part of the problem with all the chans lately, everybody wants the convenience of non-registered forums, but doesn't want the responsibility of dealing with the fact that literally anyone can come in at their leisure who isn't hip to their school girl clique faggotry

fyi, pretty positive at least half if not more of the regular posters on this board are from cuckchan. hidden adultery is still adultery and it's easy to recognize closet adulterers when you are one. i just don't like to embarrass anyone.

Here are Nintendo's third party titles for E3

Sonic Mania
Sonic Heroes
Skyrim I bet you there will be a fucking trailer in the direct too
Story of Seaons Switch

That's about all I expect to see of non Nintendo published games. Even if the Switch was a major success third parties would still ignore it, the standard of fidelity is beyond the Switch's reach and games are already well into development for other platforms.

Personally I don't care about third party support, Nintendo are backing the Switch with both arms, we are already seeing Int Sys and Gamefreak move over to Switch, Switch will have the best library by the end of the generation, even with the least third party support. I'm talking about the whole 8.5 extended gen bullshit. Maybe you goys will be lucky and From and Platinum being listed as software partners for Nintendo Switch will actually mean something.

You're forgetting about Square Enix and their hard-on for the Switchu. They might have a few showcases for the console at this year's E3.

I just hope that rumor is true that Square is gonna put FF7 Remake on it, for no other reason than I just want to see the inter-chan meltdown. But I'm pretty sure they'll at least tell us a bit more about Octopath's Crown

Fuck this thread. It was derailed when we got faggots buying products by jews and think they're better for it because they spent over $200 dollerydoos on their shit console.

Also
For somebody who claims isn't a newfaggot you sure sound like one.

Buying things period would lump you in this category, shitposter-kun, and that includes the PC parts necessary to emulate.

it would be alright if windows sort by date functions werent totally broken. a lot of these nifty features have just been broken since vista and i dont know why.

no matter how i feel about cuckchan crossposting, i gotta appreciate them bringing content over that i might be entertained by.
some boys were throwing a fit like this in the dorf thread, but if it werent for him i never would have seen those cool illustrations of those df screenshots.

I wouldn't say a hard on, but Project Octopath is from the Bravely Default team, it's probably more of a carry over of Silicon Studio's relationship with Nintendo than anything else, I know that SE are bringing more games to Nintendo than Microsoft but Microsoft aren't getting shit from SE in general, so it's really not much of a big win. FF7 is for the most part shit but I'd love to see the remake on Switch just for the meltdown as you say but there's such a big difference in fidelity I'm doubtful we will see it.

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It's a good thing I bought them second hand on alternative sites for a fraction of the price then huh? And I stick to retro consoles sold by oldfags and use primarily open source software. Also not even shitposting. Thread is trash. Gitgud

Have to wonder how long it will take for people to emulate the Switch with no issues after CEMU hit the spotlight.

Some of us don't actively support pirating other people's shit without their permission and have a steady income or are willing to work to acquire the consumer goods we desire. I also buy games even if I can pirate them easily because a lot of times, it gives me extra incentive to actually play the fucking things.

We're in a weird spot nowadays where we've stagnated enough that we want a breath of fresh air, but most of the time it comes in the form of crossposted threads that get shitposted into oblivion, or in the form of OC threads which get shitposted into oblivion if they even manage to bring more than ten replies.

Goddamn, user, you're not supposed to invalidate everything you say like that. To answer your Switch pontificating, though, no, it's not going to be emulated for a very long time, for one thing CEMU is still taking its toddling steps out and its being closed source is a massive red flag (weren't you crowing FOSS just now?), for two the Switch doesn't use the Gamecube/Wii/Wii U's PowerPC architecture so it's not gonna get an emulator right out of the jump like the Wii did.

So you like making the industry worse by buying into bad practices. Congrats. You said nothing I didn't already expect of you. Also I'm not a pure piratefag. Buying is fine as long it's not on a monopolized service with producers that don't spend half the budget on advertising just to build up hype for pure shit.

I don't like CEMU's closed source method either. But they made a point by making it possible less than half a decade the thing was released. And that's only because by then it had enough games to warrent it. If the Switches architecture is completely alien to what people are used to you may be right but when you say a "very long time" that really only means half a decade or more assuming people start smarting up to this shit. Especially if the games is has are wanted enough. Hopefully the demand will rise from people smart enough not to buy a switch.

You learned about imageboards earlier this year from reddit. didn't you. Kill yourself, worthless sack of shit.

I'm skeptical of just how high end Re-FF7 really is. As powerful as the PS4 can be in terms of graphics, a lot of games that seem like they're really high end are just slightly up-scaled PS3 games for all intents and purposes. Since the Switch is apparently as powerful as a PS3 or 360, I would not be too suprised if a Switch port of FF7 put side by side with a PS4 release would be like looking at the PS3 version of a game and then looking at its PS4 remaster. So I don't think Switch getting its own version is out of the question.

Look, I just like the change of pace that comes with frequenting multiple boards and I don't say anything I wouldn't say on other board devoted to the topics in question.

You won't get good goy points here for being a consumer whore, stop trying to make it seem like your support of cancer is a good thing.

Unsure, I know that the Switch is a lot more powerful than Xbox 360/ PS3, but the HD games you are talking about are made in reverse of what you are asking, one thing devs have done is just push out the higher res development textures and replace the gameplay character models with the cutscene ones. based on games like Lego City Undercover and Snake pass I'm unsure whether the Switch is so underpowered that a port of FF7 for Switch would take as much effort as I suspect it would. I'm probably wrong and I'm highly doubtful you will see FF7 on the Switch no matter how delicious such a thing would be.

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I buy products I like if the price is reasonable. That's about it.
And I'm not a pure buyfag. Don't think you can pull the "but I have a black friend" trick on me.

Maybe you're right. At the very least, I think Square though should get to work porting some of its PS3 library over to the Switch. Who knows, they might be generous enough to give us FF14

Fixed.

The yiddish propaganda is working like a charm I see.

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it sounds to me like you think consoles are themselves a bad thing. Sorry, but that's just your own petty elitism masquerading as altruistic concern for an industry and consumers that you're probably not even that financially invested in to begin with. Devoted optimized gaming consoles are going to always be a mainstay of the industry because consumers will always have some practical need for them and consumers will generally choose a diverse number of unique platforms than a single universal platform and favor individuality in technology than a blind commitment to some vaguely defined notion of progress that stifles creativity.

not willing to only play what you pay for and feeling entitled to everyone else's shit for free is what makes you a kike

I won't even start to deconstruct why what you said about retarded customers supporting the current cancerous publishers who are almost solely those who are featured on consoles is harming actual creativity for more than elitism ever will.

They're a pointless thing. They're PC's but with all the limitations and none of the ease of accessibility compared to a OS. If they made consoles where you just popped in a game and went I would probably tolerate them, but with how terrible people are at optimizing and creating their games they pretty much require people to buy expensive hardware just like a PC. So yea if you can somehow find a way to make consoles a few hundred dollars cheaper you're essentially right. They are a bad thing.

No it's just you projecting. You sound like such a slacking intellectual it makes me laugh.

Fucking wew. The only things that are optimized are the games that have to put up with the bullshit of dealing with a new product's hardware to meet the needs of greedy fucks that grow because of faggots like you. Once a kike always a kike.

What practicality is there in a product that offers none of the features that the simplicity of older consoles used to have and all of the headache that modern DRM and account creation does? You sound like such a fucking shill it hurts.

And consumers will love paying out the ass for more useless products that just could have been on 1 to begin with

Just like motion controls amaright? I'll give them this. They know how to find a gimick and not do it very well until the end of its tap.

You sound like a tech illiterate retard who's blindly defending a product that offers nothing new or innovative to the industry. This isn't how hardware works. They could have just released some simple hardware that became an extension of a computer with their own online feature and they would have gotten a fucking tenfold increase in money by not having to force a >$200 console down your throat. While losing none of the control features for the Switch while ALSO not having console limitations. I'll say it again, you genuinely don't know what you're talking about. If they want to make new hardware for gaming then they should stay away from rehashing a shitty platform with a bunch of expensive and useless software and hardware to begin with and just focus on building off of what we have or in correlation with them for the sake of the consumer base. Now fuck off to summer school.

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How's that reading comprehension, nigger?

projection

Go back to reddit, illiterate. I was the one who made a case about emulation. Not him. He simply made a point about the uselessness of consoles.

The funny thing is that I wouldn't even pirate a game from it if I wanted. None of them look good.

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I dunno, I got like ten games on the switch, I don't regret buying it but I can't recommend it right now either.

just imagine, you could have spent that money on several cheap hookers, had a better time, and have less remorse with how you wasted your cash.
well, your mom's cash, we know what's up user.

It will become a glorified Netflix machine. I'm sure of it. Also don't buy garbage. It's meant for the trash.

Spending your money on hookers is just as rewarding as buying a switch with 10 games, in both cases you got only a few hours of enjoyment and overall it wasn't worth the price. Although I can't vouch for the hours playing with a switch, it might simply suck.

The nice thing about hookers is once you insert your controller into her slot it doesn't become stuck and you have to get a refund.

ive made my argument, youre unhappy because its not providing you with free stuff.

Try getting a refund from a hooker. I hope you're packed and trained. Even then you might have to replace some furniture from the bullet holes.

That's not an argument. That's just you throwing a fit because you spent 300 dollerydoos on a plastic box made of trash. Spend some time in summer school, you could use the spelling courses.

whos throwing a fit? are you samefagging?
i ask because now youre projecting too

I really encourage you to get some spelling and grammar school this summer instead of shitposting.

We're 2 separate people who just happen to know enough English to understand what the other says. I hope you enjoyed the (you)s

you cant be that good at english if you dont see him as a jealous thief

You never even had a topic or reason to respond and you did and still continue. That's what I call throwing fit.

You happen to not know the word thievery then. Is common core really only raising illiterates?

tell me which one of us wrote an emotional paragraph, taking apart another ones post piece by piece?

oh my wew, you are a character

Maybe you're just retarded then. Go ahead keep digging that hole.

Copying something on a new medium, hence creating 2 out of one is not thievery, it's duplication. You can still create an infinite number of copies from the original after the first one. In thievery you can't reproduce the original since it no longer exist in your possession. Now tell me how reproduction is the same as theft. Jesus I'm tired of arguing with a nigger.

sorry but heated emotion doesnt count as debating. look how much ive calmed you down by calling you out.

its funny, you call me a nigger but you advocate theft, and have a poor grasp of english

Again keep digging that hole retard.

I can't say that I'm not going to enjoy what's coming , that's for sure.

Can I leave the job of digging that hole deeper to you? I gotta go to sleep, I have work in 4 hours and that seems to be a big one.

making him dig that hole deeper* Damn I really need to go to bed.

im pretty sure the more emotion you put in to a post the more emotion is in that post. which is why youre doing your best to hide it now.

It's not just Nintendo, it's everything except maybe the fullderp threads.
Even 4am and waifu threads are more shitposting then anything else, and God help you if you want to talk about any game.

I doubt it will be a new (100) or anything but we'll see. I'll probably be up for a few more hours. If it's just back and forth there's no point.

Yea I remember the last time I wrote a book report on Metallurgy. So much emotion went into it. Keep posting retard.

Nah just modern titles.

ah now with the ad hominem. always the contrarian arent you.

You have to maintain a position on something for it to be ad hominem. You just can't handle being retarded is all retard. Keep posting.

The more money they pay you, the longer you will post. Going to sleep now, since I have a real job tha pays more than what you do

It's easy to talk about games but you shills are too retarded to know .how to do it intelligently and you get replaced before you figure it out since your superiors are greedy retards on everyone's murder lists.

I actively got pu8nished if I ever did a lab report emotively. Apparently putting emotion in the lab meant everyone's death. Good luck

if youre just going to fabricate things then theres not much i can do to belittle you other than point it out since that alone is demeaning.

Now you need to learn grammar as well. And I'm not fabricating anything. You never had an argument in this thread. You're just angry because people don't like your overpriced console.

They should dock your pay. You just lashed out at anyone who didn't fellate Nintendo.

well youll be able to get it for free eventually. but youre going to have to wait while everyone else does the work for you

Who would play trash? Even for free? You make it sound like I'm entitled for not wanting to play trashy games or something. You don't happen to work at Nintendo do you?

its shovelware man

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