So much for him. We got to the ROOT of the problem!

So much for him. We got to the ROOT of the problem!

Cringy vidya dialogue thread

Here's a lockpick. It might be better if you, the master of unlocking, took it with you.

Ultra satan, please. Not here.

DAMN, NOT HERE!

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Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? HA! You're not even good enough to be my fake!

>Saddler, you're small time
God I loved RE4

This was clearly written by a Japanese with Japanese grammar in mind.

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I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS

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Why would you do that

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>Let's strike a counter or two
>Turn the Valve and release the cash
The normal dialogue for PD2 isn't usually that bad and forced, it's only the pre-selection dialogue for GO Bank, which is based off a bank map from CS:GO for those who don't know.

Jesus christ, this gives me so many memories. We literally quoted every cringy SA2 quote to death with my brother.

Shadow Hearts is always cringe-y in the good way, though. Except the endgame of FtNW.

Hello FRIENDS

[insert basically all of the games with voice acting]

W-Megaman

In the RE novels, her father was some kind of master thief that she learned the skill from. She lets Barry borrow them so he could practice and he eventually returns them when shtf. But I'm pretty sure that it was written later to make sense of this weird shit.

Obligatory post.


I always loved how Leon became casual enough to make those comebacks in 4
I always felt that all the old dialogue was charming for how bad it was.

Some of the lines in picrelated are like babbys first attempt to replicate MP1.