How does an 18 year old become the qualified field medic and backup of a corporate trained special force police squad?

I do not understand, she licks popsicles?

Cant this be a porn thread? Also fuck the mods if they delete a thread because of porn dumps. Maybe if all the super specific game porn boards were not all dead then we would not have to dump here.

Rebecca inhales dick like oxygen.

Stop objectifying women

Then why didn't you say that instead?

The better question is how does someone with super speed, strength, and nigh-invulnerability fail to kill two ordinary humans?

My sides were obliterated.

How do you objectify a drawing?

by masturbating your dorito while lookinh at it.

Maybe there was a mis-translation and she's actually a corpsman. You can become one of those pretty much right out of high school.

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Not if you post SU shit you gay retard

Honestly do not give a fuck where the porn originated, I only care if it makes my penis hard.

Have some breast inflation and lactation haydee porn. Never/will ever play the game but damn if I do not like thick robots.

She has a bubble butt, a petite body and a sub 80 IQ.

good butt/boobs + good body + dumb = perfect woman

Yes, but no Steven Jewniverse

you should be happy if the woman agrees to suck your penis mysoginystic

;^3

that's not how anatomy works, i cannot get an erection to this

Stop this.
The sub needs to be enjoying the experience, not crying in pain from it. I'm going to stop now, I don't want to be banned

Well hello there fellow furry. Bro hoof /)

Well I like both impossible porn and where there is plenty of pain.

Last grill I was with liked it when I overpowered her and basically force fucked her, she also liked to choke me which was fun. Just remember to have a safety word if it gets too rough for them.

You have the worst taste

Might as well fuck a nigress while you're at it.

Uh, they needed moral support? and must be that Japanese trope of her being a genius who graduated early and wanted to do some important shit like being a police officer, other than that, the new movie is about to go out, hope we get more Mature Rebecca art.

Yes, I also enjoy boi pussy. I apologize if my tastes do not correlate with what you enjoy 4dae2d.

Video games =/= real life
its that simple

In the lore she is one of those super gifted children with an 180+ IQ or something. Which explains why she was already a medic at age 18 but still makes it silly to waste her talent as a special unit field agent.

Wasn't STARS like a well known tactical unit in the United States or something?

Well, you see, people like to use colorful and illustrious language to express ideas.

For example: the operative word of that other guy's first sentence was "the sound", referring both to the sound one makes when slurping a popsicle and the sound one makes when slurping a penis.

And the 'it' in that guy's second sentence refers to the act of fellatio, that is, the practice of inserting a penis into ones mouth and proceeding to make sucking motions in order to stimulate the pleasure receptors in the male reproductive organ.

FTFY
I think it is possible to become at least special forces sub 20 depending on when you join the military, you do get a shit ton of young lads that join the military to pass ranger school or join the navy seals, granted some do pass but most of them are a bit older. They do get young guys every now and then as a "prodigy"

Oh, i'm shitting it 👌

this is how

Do balls really look like that?

are you a grill?

Anime logic.

ok

Because if she can't then she wouldn't be as effective as a dramatic foil for other characters, such as Wesker.

depends.
when our balls are cold they tend to bunch up and look more rounded, but when they're warm they start sagging and spread apart.

it's how our body protect our sperm from the heat/cold.

tits or gtfo.

You forgot to mention when theyre sagging forward due to being on all fours theres a small slit shaped bump on the perineum.

Can I feel yours?

1.- She a qt.
2.- Her boss likes her with the basketball uniform.
3.- She is pretty clever and resiliant.
4.- She a qt.
In all honesty, it isnt possible, im arescua operator at age 22 and my superiors still dont send me to risky situations because of inexperience.

Same reason as how Jill could be in Delta Force in her early 20s: Japs don't know shit about how special forces work.

user, we all know you're a "girl". And there will be no lewd touching.

This is why you keep your woman indoors, libtard.

rebecca isn't a dummy you kunt

Her boots have high heels.

REEEEEEEE

The power of friendship and rocket launchers.

I think the dumbest woman in RE is ashley, and she was college student.

IIRC, they were like an experimental unit people were interested in, after RE1 they were all discharged and the s.t.a.r.s. replaced by the regular S.W.A.T.S. we see in RE3.

Hey now, if rebecca is moral suport for the stars, jill would be for an entire regiment.

so she was definitely the dumbest

Yeah.
Jill knows her shit when it comes down to chemistry, lockpicking and piano.
rebecca is a pretty good medic and chemist.
Claire was such a smart, cheeky bitch she sucesfully infiltrated umbrella's european headquarters for a while.
The new ones i dont know because

i played 5, sheeva wasn't a dummy but she didn't really have any discernible character traits or personality either

First post best post, and truth.
She even kisses it to make it better.

Well that sucks.
I played a bit of RE5 with a cousin, but i did not pay attention at all because i was there playing vidya with a cousin and remenbering when we beated code veronica in dreamcast.
It is really depressingseeing how resident evil is unable to make charming characters like the original ones, id say up to zero/4 it was still ok with billy cohen and luis sera.

Does she swallow or spits it out?

nice

why am I hard

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Oh, swallow everytime. It's her favorite medicine.

she was just the team bicycle

Only wesker's, and theres photographical evidence.

What are you talking about, Sheeva was a very well rounded character.

i mean her ass is yeah

That wesker sure likes them young, bony and awkward.

:0

What are you doing with your life, man?

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Yeah that's what I mean. While Raccoon City was a small city of little over 200,000, it was basically the hub of Umbrella, which was a major corporation at the time with its arms deep in a lot of shit. So it wasn't like STARS was just some elite trained unit that happened to be in podunk nowhere, they were an elite unit trained to protect one of the major domestic headquarters and research centers for one of the world's most powerful companies at the time. Leon wasn't from Raccoon City but at least in Darkside Chronicles, he immediately recognized the STARS logo on Claire's Knife.

It's unfair to call Ashley stupid. She was just a civvy.

Well yeah i see what you mean, jill was delta force, chris was an experienced combat pilot (who somehow did not make it to choper pilot in any of the helicopters of the RPD), wesker was supposed to be spec ops, they were also very well armed (this does not show in RE1 since they only took light equipment because it wasnt supposed to be anything serius), they also had 2 helicopters only for themeselves.
Umbrella coorporation is trully the ancap dream come true.

Forgot picture.

I wouldn't go that far. They basically paid off the US government to look the other way as they guaranteed to sell their bioweapons research to various governments, puppeteering a bioweapons arms race. And had STARS not been destroyed by the rogue Wesker, it probably would have been the basis for Umbrella to inject elite personal agents into police forces throughout the United States. On top of that, the whole structure of the company was shit, what with all the infighting and backstabbing (something guys like James Marcus encouraged believing that this competition would bring out the best in productivity) and corporate intrigue that eventually lead to the company's ruin after only like 30 years.

She probably just slept her way there.

Some people just happen to be naturally gifted. Best girl, by the way.

Because that was just a shitty fanfic without a trace of Mikami's talent.

that's some fast /thread if i ever seen some. 65 seconds after the OP

I seriously theorize that the reason every enemy in the Resident Evil series is retarded and slow enough to be killed by people that can't even strafe, often with just their knife (slowly over a long period of time) is that every main character in Resident Evil has a sphere of retardation around them, like Whesley from Star Trek Next Gen, dampening the cognitive abilities, among others, of all those within a massive radius.

This is honestly the only explanation I can come up with for how retarded some of the enemies in RE are considering how hyped they are.

Relatively well adjusted child solider?

I haven't seen that gif in 11 years.

How does one man have such consistently bad luck and yet be so consistently lucky in desperate situations?

You are the example of why no one wants a low IQ wife

Because it's cute. Also those sound effects

easily, shes in a video game

protagonists luck

user…

You kids had your fun, now it's time to back off

This.

Anime logic, dah.

But true story: High-schoolers with no survival skills or muscle training gets a easier entry into higher military ranks.

Well yeah, but remenber it was not action what took down umbrella, but corporate sabotage and their shares going down by people revealing their shenanigans.

Really?
How and why user?

Protagonistic powers, son

So just like in real life?
Fucking hell, realism went pretty far in video games.