FUCK IT, NINTENDOGS THREAD

You guys know this is some gimmick tamagochi game for women, right?

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Sims 2 Pets is better.

We'll, it's a template thread so it's not like I should follow the OP completely. I'll play partially and show the best bitches I have.

This isn't a template thread you furry nigger.

Pretty sure it looks like one. But it doesn't matter since 90% of the threads are templates anyways.

GOD TIER DOGS
German Shepard
Golden Retriever
Siberian Husky
Cavalier Charles King Spaniel

HIGH TIER
Labrador Retriever
Australian Shepard
Border Collie
St. Bernard
Alaskan Malamute
Cocker Spaniel

MID TIER
Beagle
Great Dane
Welsh Springer Spaniel
Irish Setter
Bloodhound
English Foxhound
Greater Swiss Mountain Dog

LOW TIER
Schnauzer
Terrier
Greyhound
Hokkaido Ken
Slavic Monstrosities
Poodle
Doberman Pinscher
Rottweiler
Boxer

MONGREL TIER
Pit Bull
Shi Tzu
Chihuahua
Chow

What a shit list.

Post more dogs smoking pics or send them to my mail [email protected]/* */

That's just not fair.

The memory of purchasing this game at gaystop was such a typical spaghetti moment it hurts to even remember it. I actually said "y-you too!" after the girl worker told me to enjoy my game.

I chose a pug because they look fucking stupid.

That's a tinyass bulge and could be like 5x bigger

The judges were also huge flaming homos.

I've spent more time on dogs games than I've spent on a lot of games and I don't regret it a second. These are better than a fucking lot of stuff I've played, hell I've played it more than dark souls and it was all worth it. Most anons on Holla Forums hate taking games at face value tbh.

You put the majority of actual working dogs in "low tier" while putting the fucking pleb tier mom dogs hat high tier.

Yes, peasants should be on the bottom.

I fucking hate this game
Its such an obvious tech demo is hurts
I like the physics and what they were capable to do with DS hardware, but goddamn the actual activities are fucking barren.

lewds of doggo

This. Nintendogs + Cats for the 3DS is the superior version of this game.

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No.
This is just furry shit, take it to >>>/furry/
/thread

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Why don't you go to furry, faggot?

Friendly reminder Islam is an explicitly anti-dog religion and kebab fucking hate them. Just another reason not to trust them.

when i was 15 i walked into a random house and stole a little girls' copy of nintendogs and played it for a week
it sucked shit

Isn't the reason they are anti dog something really stupid too?

Dogs, you say?

>>>/kemono/

Bui, pls

Yes, dogs are called 'dirty' in the Koran and so they have strict rules about what they can own them for (guard dogs) and about washing excessively if dog saliva gets on them etc.

>I rub their belly and no sexual thought crosses my mind because I'm not a worthless degenerate
is there something wrong with me, vee?

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seek help sicko

Is /telvanni/ gone forever? It just sends me to /a/, and equally shit board to this one.
>>>/telvanni/
See?

Patrician taste, user.

also straight from gamefags to cheer you up if you want them back:

I bought Dalmatian and Friends on release day from some guy for $5. I played it for a little while but always found it boring. The best part was trading dog breeds so you can have puppies not native to your cart.

Also Dalmatian puppies are the cutest fucking dogs in the series

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There is nothing wrong with Pit Bulls. Unless you're a pansy ass baby.

Are all dog owners perverts or something?

I'm a goddamn monster.

Where the fuck are the dachshunds and corgis?

Confirmed for toppest cuck.

This threads needs more Bork

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My family had a half-dozen St. Bernards growing up. Every single one of them had arthritic knees by three, arthritic hips and backs by five, and were dead by eleven.

Forgot the embed like a retard

bark rebel scum

Star Wars needs to be destroyed.

thats not what you meant to say

RoboDogs

the 3ds games had a robot dog that you could unlock

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True, as I didn't say anything.

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transforming doggo

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8/10 would pet

Have some more

Golden retrievers are fucking piece of shit assholes, they spend all fucking night barking because they are bored and want other dogs to entertain them, I hate every single one of them. Muh friendly breed my ass.

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Honestly its probably old superstitions designed to prevent rabies outbreak.

Dog nationalism! No racemixing with humans!

smh F A M

They literally can't.
They'd just be using them as sex slaves.

You can get rabies from any number of creatures user, not just dogs. They're specifically considered dirty animals like pigs. Remember we're talking about a religion where dyeing your hair black is against the rules because off some off-hand reference hundreds of years ago.

Terriers fought in WWII you godamn reprobate. The only bad terriers are Yorkshire, and that's just because retards bred them to look good instead of being useful.
In fact all dogs should be god tier. The only time a dog is bad is when it's been mistreated or poorly trained by its owner, or been bred to suit some stupid aesthetic.

The only God tier dog is the Cat

Plz place

Yuk

What do you guys think of the APBT? The nig of dog breeds or misunderstood family dog?

Reminder why theres no Klonoa threads anymore

Looks like a nig to me

Modern terriers, when used as work dogs, are basically heat seeking missiles. Its okay if you lose a couple to particularly nasty game. Literally throwaway dogs.

Why is that so?

List of Good Doggos
Newfoundland
Labrador Retriever
Golden Retriever
Poodle without a gay looking haircut
German Shepard

What? I played it for like a week when I was still using Reitools.

That's an anteater

Oh, yeah, I wasn't precise, the game doesn't work on N3DS at all.

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>be high-school
Yeah. Didn't get it then, don't get it now.

Excuse me while I jump off a roof.

The only God tier dogs are Australian shepard, German shepard, and Egyptian hound

I can say it here: I hate dogs, and all pets for that matter, I see dogs as abhorrent, smelly destructive beasts that make a lot noise but never actually do anything useful, as for the rest of the pets, I don't see why would anyone bond with fucking cats at all, much less the rest of types of pets.

You can eat them in an emergency.

Did that dog just burst out of another dog?

Yes. In game, your dog transforms to match each level's theme, so he's a diredog in the prehistroic, a robot dog in the future world. I think he becomes a mummy dog too? I haven't played it in forever.

t. muslim

And related what do you all think about GREATER PYRENEES dogs?

Please go and stay go

Don't you have like a Second Life furry sex orgy to attend or something?

Becomes an Egyptian hound when you're fucking about in pyramids and Rome.

GOD TIER
All Working Dogs

HIGH TIER
Cute Small Dogs and The Switch Dog

Nigger Tier
Pitbulls & Street Fighting Dogs

What the fuck are you doing tier
Mutts, Small territorial barking fuckers and those saggy looking dogs that look like they want to die 24/7

Any dog is fine except for pitbulls maybe. I saved and eventually adopted this puppy (a mutt) from the street and he became my best friend, wouldn't change this fella for anything in the world. I think that what i'm trying to say is that you are a fag.

not until 5

phiiotes please fuck off

tbh I've seen western furry that's much more appealing than this. There's always a line between what is and is not fapping to straight up animals but this pulls too far away from "human" to be sexually appealing to anyone of healthy mindset I understand that we're all autistic here, but bear with me.

These aren't humans with funny animal parts. They're animals that can talk.

I prefer humans that talk like animals

What does that mean?

CLUCK LIKE A CHICKEN

Not him, but

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look at those fucking legs at that german shepard, this is what inbreeding leads to

I don't understand

that's not a proper posture for a dog at all and it leads to shitloads of problems, all because german shepards became popular family dogs

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This is why we need ovens

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These people willingly accepted to wear these fucking dog-like latex costume in order to get their ass spanked by another furry aspie

I can't get a single kiss from a girl

Fuck this world

what popular dogs aren't effected by massive amounts of inbreeding?

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It was never inbreeding, it was breeders selecting for that sloped back because it was fashionable and people ended up with a lot of fucked up dogs because of it.

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breeders also do inbreeding lel all the fucking time, this is why purebred is cancer and should be killed

(((Where))) have I heard this before?

Fuck off retard.

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How was the Nintendogs on the 3DS? Is it better than the first one?

why live?

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Clearly they do considering how many countries and jurisdictions ban them. It's amazing how we can an certain breeds of dogs but still haven't banned niggers yet.

Neither can these people, did you think they were a hetero couple?

Racemixers get out

The dachshunds genetics are fucked?

I agree

It's like the dog version of this kind of duck.

That is a very condescending looking duck.

We are talking about dogs, not people. You idpol obsessed schizo.

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You're retarded.

You're retarded.

according to you this is a perfectly healthy dog

Hybrid vigor is literally only because of the aforementioned inbreeding.

kys nigger

I'll find you and I'll kill you someday.

Look at that healthy strong race you have there, protect it from the jews!

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I'm talking shit of this shit game. You shit.

Literally all dogs are the product of inbreeding.
Dogs exist entirely because humans started selectively breeding wolves, a process that would almost certainly have involved inbreeding. Neolithic hunter-gatherers didn't know about genetics, they aren't going to walk halfway across the country to find an unrelated wolf with the right traits to mate theirs with when they can just mate it with its own offspring.

okay true, but the very picture you posted is proof that you can't play god for too long or you get something fucked up with bulging eyes and a tongue that doesn't fit in it's mouth

Stop saying mean thing about Mark!

I wasn't denying that at all, I just wanted to point it out.

that was pretty good you cheeky cunt

Is this bait?

Do you know what "template" means, retard?

Cute horse you got there

I want to shove that snout up my asshole.

Collies have Borzoi ancestry in them, aren't nearly as goofy-looking, and live a lot longer than Borzois.

Yeah but they are anglo shitm

I love how the Switch has so little games that you guys need to talk about fucking nintendogs, The game that fully transformed Nintendo into the casual abomination it is today.

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it could have every single game
and that wouldn't stop people from loving dogs

Where did I say that? I simply want them to mix with other races, either, because then they'd be ruining another race

you best start taking that back

What the fuck, is that a giraffe on the 3rd pic?

OKAY Holla Forums!!
Which are THE /MOST/ fuckable dogs?
Greentext stories are welcome.

Go back to Holla Forums

your mother

Jeez user, you really walked right into .

This is accurate.
He's a cute doggo. He sometimes gets too big for his britches, though, because he's a wild thing who fancies himself as in charge. Still love him, but having had two, especialy this one, I'd never put Bichons in anything higher than High, and even that's pushing it.

Here are my doggo's, the only time I can get them to sit still is when they are sleep so therefor you can only ever get picture of sleep doggos.

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Okay, user, shill me your breed

Okay, Imagine a dog, it's covered in soft plush fur, it is ridiculously affectionate, but not to the point where it gets rapey like some breeds. The dog is huge, like, borderline eye to eye for a 6'3" guy.

Every picture has the dog pulling this face.

And?

They're smug cunts.

I had a black lab and golden retriever mutt, he was a smart and good dog.
As long as you only breed working dogs with working dogs, and small dogs with small dogs it's fine.

huskies.

I've never seen a golden retriever Chihuahua mix. Either it's the cutest thing ever or an unholy abomination.

Here's a few of my old dog, died several years ago at 12. He wuz a gud boi.

sleep tight pupper

here my doggo sleeping with his sis near him
5m/o at the time, 7 months now
he's the one with the black snout

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My dog passed away a long time ago, he was a cute black poodle that my grandmother had gifted to me. I still can't just get attached to another dog.

I hear you, user. My gf's pup recently passed away in February and it's been really hard on the both of us. :c
Here was a pic a few months before he passed.

you don't belong here

He doesn't know who to post emoji😭

Why this my fam :c

Rip doggo

😅👌 smh tbh fam

This games actually fun or just ironic?

It was a techdemo to showcase the DS hardware, the sequel for the 3DS is a good pet sim.

Corgis are neat.

I need more Chihuahua representation. They're right up there with shibes and corgis as the most memeable dogs of all fucking time.

We must secure an existence and future for our puppies.

Best simulation and IP that Nintendo created.

Which Dog Would you Fuck, Holla Forums?

Your mom

They all look smug as fuck.

Your mom?

What a coincidence, I just started playing this game
Named my pupper celosia

My only gripe about this game is that it's slow.

Hmm this could be a cool thre-

I don't know what I expected.

but we do have those
we just use them for things like food, not degenerates