Women In games

Why are women in video games if it'll just be unbalanced?

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Why are there so many of these.

The horse isn't just dead and beaten on, it's become pulp long enough ago that it became fertilizer for a new horse to feed on, yet they're still beating on the same fucking dead horse

Because normalfags are defined by their lack of temporal perspective.

I already came up with a way to justify a chainmail bikini.
It's a fasion trend for a dying empire whose women fancy themselves as heroes, geniuses and philanthropists. These women will wear impractical armour, quote men they don't understand and think of casual sex as a charity cause, especially if the partner is underprivileged.

wat is fiction

what's that

Sex appeal. Hot bitches in vidya are great and I'm perfectly fine with the realism breach of women in combat or women with the same stats as men but only if they're great eye candy (and if it's an RPG, are written as waifu bait and not as muh stronk feminist ogres).

If they aren't hot and aren't wearing sexy outfits then don't include them at all thanks, just go full realism men-only military stuff.

tbh.

Sage because this thread really is shit

Go take a look at r/Funny to find out what passes for comedy to the average "person".

A shame this picture is no longer accurate, gay sex is now considered misogynist because it underrepresents women.
And as for what women want from media? Nothing, they just like complaining and solving the problem means they have less to complain about, which makes them complain more.

Can we actually for a moment discuss how bullshit female character models are in some games? Especially games that let you choose the height of your character, since they usually allow female characters to be shorter than male characters. In APB Reloaded (shit game, I know) the hitboxes are the same, but you can make an extremely skinny and short female character, and her model will be hidden behind certain low walls where you would see taller, bulkier male characters.

I laughed much harder at this than I should.

you know what's one step above normalfag human? funny programmer jokes!

Well, programmers are autistic by requirement so it makes sense that they wouldn't understand normal people humor.

They also love repetition. Nothing gets old to them.

You're lying

Humour is about recognising patterns after all, perhaps they wrote a program to determine if they should find something funny.

Because dudes like to go

What show is this even clipped from?

A bad one most likely. Save yourself the trouble.

Looks like some gay LARP event to me.


That's why decade old Simpsons jokes can get 20000 upboats on Reddit still.

I found the sauce but I need to make a webM since I don't want to give them more views.

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I don't give a solitary fuck if women have a combat role in a game UNLESS they developers jerk themselves off over their "realism" or the characters are obviously thrown in just to fill the BK kids club diversity quota. if its obvious fantasy i don't mind seeing chicks in battle at all, until you get hit with a groaner like "TRY TO KEEP UP BOYS" or the main character is a bumbling oaf around the female while she's cool and collected and just throws aggravated sighs at his incompetence


normalfag memes are dark magic, they all tell they same joke a thousand times over but the normalfags still laugh

Can you imagine being such a rump-rattled feminist retard that you'd take the time to painstakingly illustrate half a dozen women being brustalized and decapitated to make some asinine point about bikini armor? I can't even muster the interest to doodle something unless I've got a really clean mental picture, but this faggot took the time to do all kinds of perspective and anatomy and realistic gore and light sources and reflections on the metallic bits.. Just to make some moronic statement about something that's not even a real thing in nearly any video games ever.

Wow.. The joke was over in the first 3 seconds and they dragged it out for 50.

I think it's hot.
But then, I love watching women get murdered, butchered and brutalized anyway, regardless of what stupid narrative some faggot feminists are trying to push.

That shit definitely wouldn't fly in Mountain Blade or Exanima though, baring your midriff is just begging to be disemboweled.

Ey fuck you, these are funny.

It's clearly the artist's fetish. Also I think that's DD fanart.

you know i was going to say "maybe it's more fetishistic" especially considering the look on the armored womans face. but then i googled the artist name, found the image, and he included a little blurb next to it that reads..

that isn't even the entire blurb, he keeps going making shitty jokes for like a hundred more lines

Bikini chainmail is a failure of the imagination. But maybe there are well-designed exceptions.

I wish people didn't obsess so much over realism though.

Not going to lie, that type of armour is my fetish.

He painstakingly detailed a bunch of women getting murdered and then ranted on about it at length like he was doing the world some kind of favor by imagining up some sluts and then mutilating them. Mein Gott.

I think the image is pretty funny, but it's also a strawman and stating the obvious. I don't think anyone is under the illusion that bikini armor is of any use as armor.

10/10 ass

anyone who has to vocalize their feelings on bikini armor is either doing it to be a good ally orbiter, or needs to show off that they know elementary level knowledge on how real armor works

I'd laugh if they showed their tits on at least one of those.

Chainmail bikini is ok for barbarians, but nude is superior. So is Prototype Seiba's armor

This man understands

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Switch isn't even the worst part
Here's something I actually worked on. Fucking Koriath.
- body_choice = input("Pick a body.") in list("Callie","Casca","Chaika","Elisabeth","Foxy Granpa","Haruko","Holo","Hotwheels","Ian","Jolyne","Kurisu","Marie","Mugi","Nar'Sie","Patchouli","Plutia","Rei","Reisen","Naga","Squid","Squiggly","Sue Bowchief","Tomoko","Toriel","Umaru","Yaranaika","Yoko")- switch(body_choice)- if("Callie")- icon_state = "daki_callie"- if("Casca")- icon_state = "daki_casca"...- if("Yaranaika")- icon_state = "daki_yaranaika"- if("Yoko")- icon_state = "daki_yoko"+ icon_state = "daki_[body_choice]" //Wew

It better be a porn game because I'd love to be all over that dud.

Row 2, column 2. Warning: extremely lewd.

>Koriath
It was SS13

I may be a realismfag, but pic 4 is actually decent. It aint JustRight.jpg levels, but it's serviceable armor.
Does nothing for the neck, but the breastplate resembles later metal cuirass'. It means leather thing, but late on the term was adopted for a shorter breastplate that still allows you to bend in the middle. Overall the metal sections are perfectly acceptable. One should wear a helmet with an aventail since there's no metal plates on the pauldons to prevent cuts to the neck.

That's not even the problem I'm having, which is the BLATANT LACK OF GAMBESON OR OTHER PADDING OF ANY KIND. YES HELLO I HAVE METAL PLATES
OW MY BONES THIS ARMOR DIDNT DO SHIT!

Don't worry you aren't.

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Does anyone have the picture of Jesus and the I consent thing? We need to edit it.
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Here's one by a feminist complaining about being kicked out of a gay orgy.
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And here's them being hypocritical about lesbianism again.

muh fucken dik

sure is cuckchan in here

Chainmail bikinis work in some situations, most notably with rule63 conan-style characters.
Of course, that's only because it's working for the far more important cause of using clothing as a vector for characterization, which is a thing regardless of gender.

I mean if you had some maille and gambeson, as well as a HELMET, you'd be just fine. Common ass soldiers maybe had some brigandine with or without maille, so ANY extended plate is an upgrade to that.

Alright, with a second look, the crotch is also bullshit, you'd want your skirt to cover the entire circumference unless it was ceremonial.


The fuck was I thinking calling this decent.


Also the sword is bullshit throw it out.

Yeah I take it back. It's shit.
Thanks alcohol.