Oh shit, it's the time!
Last week we had quite a ride with veterans and newfags to Crash Retold. Somehow, anons noticed new details they didn't saw at first or their minds just tried to forgot, but here we are again!
Let's continue with our semi-anual dump of this masterpiece!
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I wanna fuck Aku Aku
And here we go.
More autism for us to check.
how thicc are you
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damn crash has some womanly hips
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OH BOY
First paragraph and already I found grammar issues.
Christ.
for fuck's sake
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
I forgot how bad this guy's english was.
Finally the entire team is here.
The fact that he had images taken straight from google images and slapped them into the comic never ceases to amuse me.
I sure love how I can't remember who half the characters are in a group scene like this
Oh shit the tiddies came early.
LONG TIME NO SEE
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10/10 parenting
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Well, their peace was shortlived.
Can they now disclose about their knowledge of the time travelers? They've already been born.
who the hell is crunch
AHAHA holy fuck these pics
He appeared in Crash: Wrath of Cortex, Twinsanity and the GBA games. Do you even play vidya user?
Are we going to get a TGT thread after crash is done?
I dearly hope he poorly plasters more images into this comic.
A wat?
why would I play vidya when I could be leveling up on some bitches
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Damn Cortex has been hitting the gym.
I had almost forgotten how lazy this guy is. Are these new comics he has mad, or is OP just posting the ones we have already seen?
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First time sitting through this, isn't Heihachi supposed to play a role here.
That's Megamix, not Cortex.
It's a second re-run of the comics we already saw.
Heihachi is in the cover user.
Oh yeah, between the art he commissioned and characters pulled straight from the game, I forgot that Heihachi was the guy with a giant mouth on his chest.
Jesus Christ
we need to go deeper
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He's actually pulling a Twinsanity Cortex here, lol
this fucking art
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Bloody hell even cringe chan is better than this garbage
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this is 10x more enjoyable than steven universe, and i'm dead serious.
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Absolute gold.
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the character designs are more interesting than stevey memeyverse, because designs reimagined by autists are at least funnier than potato lumps with noodle arms
A BIOLOGICAL WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
Oh god i found the dragon chick's account.
stephdragonness.deviantart.com
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Use your wings you stupid horse dragoness
Crash, you cocky bastard.
10 times 0 is still 0.
Oh right, if you thought the dragoness was hideous, well, get ready for the other one…
OH GOD NOT THE TRANNY
Fuck.
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It's like the comic is self-aware
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is cortex really sure that's not barnaby
Wasn't he in the fucking comic Day 1 before Aku Aku even got his vision.
Everybody's a Super Saiyan now!
STEPH CONFIRMED FOR DIAPERFUR
Nice to see the thread, even if it's a day late.
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Sorry i had some shit to do.
Crash you son of a bitch
I see where this is going
Meanwhile
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God, I love Tamers.
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Is this from the same creative genius that gave us "Tales Gets Trolled"
We already said its from another autist.
No, but the fact that you were able to confuse the two says a lot about this piece of shit.
I haven't played many crash games, are these ayys OC, are they in the games, or are they some horseshit taken from something else.
oh the art style is almost identical though
The birds are the main villains from Crash Twinsanity.
The brain thing also happens in the book but with Cortex instead.
wat
Shit i meant game. This comic is doing things to my mind.
Test
I'm gonna go fastfoward since this is just regular Crash with MStitties.
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What if the comic has a will of it's own and is using you to spread it's influence
it's still not too late user, you can turn back
I can't go back after so many mstits.
The most painful part of this comic is neither the mspaint tits nor the autism, it's the sheer amount of pointless filler.
That's like your average Shonen user.
I know, that's why I never read shit like DBZ, even as a kid I saw how full of shit filler was
I don't know how clothes work in this universe.
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DANCE WATER DANCE
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IDK this stuff is pretty sick. Tails gets trolled was a funny in a "look how autistic this guy is" way this is "funny" in a "omg this guy is one demented fuckup" way. Also tails gets trolled at least had a little more effort put in. Every panel in these comics is just characters standing around and dropping shit dialogue that's not even funny in a "it's so bad it's good" way it's just bad.
I don't blame you if you mean this part, it gets much better after Heihachi appears.
I wonder how this will go
Reminder that this guy predicted the new forms in DB Super.
NO YOU EXPLAIN WHO YOU ARE RIGHT NOW
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wew.
Oh shit nvm it was actually YET ANOTHER OC.
Dude has a dragon dildo attached to his head.
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Honestly what you're doing is looking at a trainwreck and criticizing that a dude accidentally left air bubbles in the giant sticker advertisement on one car
Nah, pointing what's shit on this comic is what anons do on these threads.
I do not remember this faggot in any way. He must be one of the OCdonuts that got dropped with the quickness, like Din.
Fucking hell, we're getting into THAT part.
There's something really wrong with the perspeftive of those wings. Shouldn't the left wing be in front?
jesus christ
lord save us from this devilry
don't question the autistic genius, user
This x100.
If you start to overanalizing this shit it can do things to your brain.
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I shouldn't have come back to this thread.
Wait a second. Why are we reading hyper-sexualized furry comic?
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
fixed it up a bit
10/10
kek
stahp Im dying
The part with the girls finally fucking finished.
Dayum.
Somehow, I'm really sad for Steph. Imagine being a qt3.14, only for your life to take a horrible, horrible turn wherein you are killed, then revived as a disgusting furry dragon. As if that wasn't bad enough, you're then blasted with a bullshit beam and split into a bandicoot furry. I feel bad for Derakui (I think,) for suffering a similar fate.
I'm sure that Cortex's underlying motive lies in trying to return those two back to their original cute human form. I'm sure of it.
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2 has passed
2 WHAT
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Very funny.
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I think he is subtly implying this comic is shit.
will xe finally stand a chance, or are the protagonists gonna bullshit their way through this too?
They're just gonna recruit more OCs to win.
Those jungle backrounds make it look like predator
Who the fuck is even that guy?
Oh fuck it's the human who's just sorta there sometimes and no one notices
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how many DANK OC's is this retard making. The thing about this is that it's not even that entertaining at least with "Tails Gets Trolled" it had humor in it this is just really bad shonen filled with DONUT STEELS and poorly drawn disgusting furry nudity. Then again for some reason I'm still compelled to keep reading it.
Half of them are actually the OCs of his friends.
they keep coming
UGH
STOP ADDING MORE OCS YOU FUCK
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP
I'm about to throw up.
Christ almighty, Heihachi needs to show up and save us from this z-tier plot.
NINA WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?
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DELETE THIS
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I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore, and I've read this shit three times now.
Don't even question this masterpiece man.
GIGANTIC ASSES
I'm gonna throw everything from now, we're already reaching to the part where Heihachi appears.
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I've never played any Crash games except maybe at friends' houses a few times. Are they good? This thread somehow actually makes me want to play them.
Please, you are tearing my virgin mind
holy shit that's not a typo, he really thinks lesbian is spelled lesbain
Play the first three games, Crash Team Racing, Twinsanity and the GBA games, ignore the rest.
megamix what the hell are you wearing
It's his transformation!
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I'm wondering if i should keep going, i mean, i feel we're going anywhere even when we know where this is going
keep going we are damned when we read it.
still waiting for heihachi mane
Very well then!
Don't make do it.
I see Tiger Chyna got surgery.
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Oh yeah, pregnancy works like this in this universe.
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I love you fucks
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EVERYBODY HAS A TRANSFORMATION
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sauce? RIS gives nothing
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This has to be self-aware on at least SOME level. It HAS to be.
Oh boy get ready for some bullshit now
how do you make fighting a giant robot this boring?
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HOW IS IT A COPY THEN
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Pretty late in the thread, but late OC is better than no OC.
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I am worried about you user. You copied his style perfectly.
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Tiger Chyna vs Crash the Gay Fox who'll win tranny or faggot cast your votes.
bretty gud :-DDDDDDD
Fucking Tani man.
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Oh yeah, she's Broly here for some reason.
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I'm just painfully stubborn and I feel it's the least I could do to improve the quality of the board. It wasn't fun to make at all except for the tits.
T-thanks.
Did Future Trunks arrive yet? Or was that in part 1
I'm pretty sure that was in part one, where he warned Crash about Heihachi.
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She's about to get wrecked
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How the fuck did he even knew there was a chip controlling her!?
have i died? is this hell?
You haven't seen anything yet.
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Remember when Crash was a fucking idiot in the source material?
Just a reminder, we're still finishing the first part of this fucking comic.
All this crossover autism reminds me of this Japanese autist who draws a bunch of Megaman Battle Network and Pokemon crossover stuff.
Tani confirmed pure "maiden."
So the edit I made a year ago is canon
Super Bandicoot Wars: Crash X Sonic Alpha 3 Jigoku Hen
Why is this the first time I'm hearing this?
What
WHAT!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
You know what to do. You all know.
So why did they fuck if she's gay?
The hell does that even mean indeed.
Because the child drawing this can't comprehend the reality of what lesbians are.
The only-human in this comic is here again.
STOP. WE NEED A COCK ON THAT THING BEFORE WE CAN CONTINUE.
So many characters pass in and out I have no idea who everyone even is
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Oh boy
Tell me about Lesbain. Why does she has children?
HERE COMES FUTURE TRUNKS
This plot makes much sense as Boo's Saga in DBZ.
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It's probably because he's a furry artist and doesn't draw porn. So it's pretty under the radar.
That's called a kemono, isn't it?
Holy fuck.
I feel like this upcoming plotline is supposed to be in direct ripoff of something.
Here they are the kids!
If you want to be autistic about it, yeah.
Here's a Zekrom double soul Megaman.
This is actually pretty cool and well drawn
I feel i should leave it right here. Its just at the half of the story. I need to rest from this shit.
I'll continue tomorrow bumping this or just making a new thread.
At least that guy knows how to draw.
Probably for the best OP. A new thread would be for the best, otherwise it'll start autosaging due to the sheer size of this one.
Thanks for the dump homie
What happened to Cortex's muscles?
Also, hurrrfgh.
Hey, when's the next dump?
two hours
So, you want to continue here or in a new thread?
New thread? How much is left?
Like 50 replies. I'm just gonna make a new thread.
We have only 246 posts tho. I think we shouldl continue here and the next Crash "issue" in an new thread.
Let's go with that then before Mark the king jew gets pissed.
how long until His return?
I can't keep up anymore.
CRASHZILLA
I don't remember what was his ability
Consider we're just starting chapter 12 and this issue has 21
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Oh and its canon that female spyro is a slut.
IT'S TIME TO STOP
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Oh god why. I had forgotten all about this. I want to go back to blissful ignorance.
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Every day we stray further from God's light
Wow, this action is driving me crazy.
Remember, this isn't the worst yet.
for what purpose
What is up with that sword.
What
This spelling is amazing
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WHY IS SHE A CYCLOPS
Make it stop.
Who the hell are these people? Alternate universe?
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You'll see soon.
does he ever learn to spell lesbian right
We truly are damned, aren't we?
I read this three times and i just realized this fight between good and evil is just fucking Crash Bash.
Yeah the last one was everything up to and including Warped.
Also including the dialogue. Shit was word for word in some parts
I figured so, the ripped room and aku aku are all from crash bash.
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How the fuck is Goku there. Did I miss something.
Goku was there all this time user, the kids even question why they picked Goku instead of Cody.
Why aren't we making a Crash Bandicoot Retold wikia yet?
Making a wiki for this would be more autistic than the comic.
Why do you want the Crashnomicon to be a thing, talemaster.
Consider that the CWC Wikia exists.
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You haven't seen anything until you see Mario going super saiyan 3
Time for the Saiyans to return.
Again.
Funnily enough, that's one of the only parts of this shitfest I did NOT see. Sounds noth amazingly autistic/autistically amazing.
Cant wait until TGT gets dumped.
Oh man TGT again. That was magical last year
Oh wait, that's from TGT? It sounded like something that would happen here.
Yep. TGT is a magical experience.
TGT will be dumped either after this issue or after "Crash Retold x SSBZ Fusion". However, i won't be posting TGT, so you guys better get the next Talemaster for that.
No it's from here. This is in page 2 by the way, not a spoiler like you or anyone gives a shit
Is Legend of Crash a different series about the alternate timeline? or is that another clusterfuck
Wait, what? Thats real?
I wasn't for there for the original LoC, but I was for the Crossover with CR. It's apparently another universe.
Is the person who made this autistic?
Legend of Crash is a fanfic writen by the same autist. He did it like time before starting drawing this shit.
Forgot page.
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