.swf Thread

Post 'em. Lewds encouraged
Starting off with some random ones from my folder.

Posting the hottest one, a newgrounds classic, really.

If tumblr actually finds this stuff arousing I think they're more degenerate than us.

Wait did they break flash again? I thought they fixed it?

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reposting my favorite

theres already another thread OP

oh my bad

Also if anybody is wondering here is the code to play swf on the same page(kinda like when opening a webm of mp4) that an user once posted here, though I should warn you that it doesn't always work.


if (typeof _ == 'undefined') { var _ = function(a) { return a; };}function setupSwf(thumb, url) { if (thumb.swfAlreadySetUp) return; thumb.swfAlreadySetUp = true; var swf = null; var spaceFiller; var swfContainer, swfHide; var expanded = false; var fileInfo = thumb.parentNode.querySelector(".fileinfo"); var mouseDown = false; function unexpand() { if (expanded) { expanded = false; swfContainer.style.display = "none"; swf.src = ""; thumb.style.display = "inline"; swf.style.maxWidth = "inherit"; swf.style.maxHeight = "inherit"; spaceFiller.style.maxWidth = "inherit"; spaceFiller.style.maxHeight = "inherit"; } } function getSwf() { if (swf == null) { swf = document.createElement("iframe"); swf.src = url; swfHide = document.createElement("img"); swfHide.src = configRoot + "static/collapse.gif"; swfHide.alt = "[ - ]"; swfHide.title = "Collapse swf"; swfHide.style.marginLeft = "-15px"; swfHide.style.cssFloat = "left"; swfHide.addEventListener("click", unexpand, false); spaceFiller = document.createElement("img"); spaceFiller.innerHTML = "Loading..."; spaceFiller.src = 'data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP///wAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAICRAEAOw==' swfContainer = document.createElement("div"); swfContainer.style.paddingLeft = "15px"; swfContainer.style.display = "none"; swfContainer.appendChild(swfHide); swfContainer.appendChild(swf); swfContainer.appendChild(spaceFiller); thumb.parentNode.insertBefore(swfContainer, thumb.nextSibling); } else { swf.src = url; } } thumb.addEventListener("click", function(e) { getSwf(); expanded = true; swf.style.position = "absolute"; swf.style.pointerEvents = "inherit"; swf.style.display = "inline"; swf.style.width = "50%"; spaceFiller.style.position = "static"; spaceFiller.style.pointerEvents = "inherit"; spaceFiller.style.display = "inline"; swfHide.style.display = "inline"; swfContainer.style.display = "block"; swfContainer.style.position = "static"; swf.parentNode.parentNode.removeAttribute('style'); thumb.style.display = "none"; setTimeout(expand2, 100); e.preventDefault(); }, false); function expand2() { swf.style.maxWidth = "100%"; swf.style.maxHeight = window.innerHeight + "px"; spaceFiller.style.width = $(swf).outerWidth() + 'px'; spaceFiller.style.height = $(swf).outerWidth() * 0.75 + 'px'; swf.style.height = spaceFiller.style.height; var bottom = swf.getBoundingClientRect().bottom; if (bottom > window.innerHeight) { window.scrollBy(0, bottom - window.innerHeight); } }}function setupSwfsIn(element) { var thumbs = element.querySelectorAll("a.file"); for (var i = 0; i < thumbs.length; i++) { if (/(\.swf)$/.test(thumbs[i].pathname)) { setupSwf(thumbs[i], thumbs[i].href); } else { var m = thumbs[i].search.match(/\bv=([^&]*)/); if (m != null) { var url = decodeURIComponent(m[1]); if (/(\.swf)$/.test(url)) setupSwf(thumbs[i], url); } } }}setupSwfsIn(document);if (window.MutationObserver) { var observer = new MutationObserver(function(mutations) { for (var i = 0; i < mutations.length; i++) { var additions = mutations[i].addedNodes; if (additions == null) continue; for (var j = 0; j < additions.length; j++) { var node = additions[j]; if (node.nodeType == 1) { setupSwfsIn(node); } } } }); observer.observe(document.body, {childList: true, subtree: true});}

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Off topic but I'm learning some basic coding and being able to understand 90% of the stuff in there when originally I couldn't understand any of it is pretty neato

Where did you learn?

get ready for DICE WARS

Best hentai game from newgrounds coming through.

post that cowboy reflexs game again

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Took me more than expected, but managed to win it first try.

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Government interfering with market forces.

Thank you fag i just installed flash player for this, now i can uninstall it i guess

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found a swf that installs that ransomware on your system, it fucked a lot of people on 4/f/ before getting deleted
open at your own risk

okay this game is way too hard
but thats because it goes WAAAAAAAY too fast for a civilization-type game and you cant even pause it with a keyboard button or slow it down
1 week every 5 seconds, in which population goes up, electricity meter changes, along with the food meter ore meter and happiness meter
it can take you 3 week to even BEGIN to build something because you're hovering the cursor over suitable land

is there some sort of way to slow that game down so I can actually have fun playing it?

wait nevermind im retarded

A class I'm taking.

I wanna join :(

Codeacademy is the next best thing to the class I'm taking in terms of learning style. It'll teach you at least a little bit, try going through with it.

thanks doc

pls, do you even gentooman's library?
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:0bbfaaf5f469a2bd3d762f6942a302f7014a35e9&tr.1=udp://tracker.ccc.de:80&tr.2=udp://tracker.openbittorrent.com:80&tr.3=udp://tracker.opentrackr.org:1337&tr.4=udp://tracker.coppersurfer.tk:6969&tr.5=udp://tracker.leechers-paradise.org:6969&tr.6=udp://zer0day.ch:1337&tr.7=udp://explodie.org:6969

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wew

make sure to take your medication

>>>/h/
no fuk u
this is video game boad faggot
post games or memes u gay