Wayforward just confirmed Shantae on Switch

What does it mean?

wat

How's that metal hook taste?

Maybe it rumbles the drumtracks?

I'll only buy the XL Dick Nigger version of the Switch in 4 years after its replacer though though.

Heree a better idea

Technically all Nintendo characters are indie

No.

Doesn't nintendo as a company have individual development branches?
Not exactly indie.

nice try

What?
Congrats. This is the stupidest® thing I've heard today

That's nice and all, but where's the porn?

fuck off nerd lizard i will stop you and cuck your eye lids

Not a new game. Kind of disappointed.

Everytime shantae moves her hips, you will feel it on your dick using the controllers

What?

WHAT A GAYLORD

Shantae futa

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Wrinkly thicc is not good thicc, user.

Looks like a prepubescent 13 year old boy with hormone problems.

She reminds me of Andy Milanakis for some reason.

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So Rez then?

Shantae is a pervert

Who fucking cares, Shantae is a terrible series that's only liked by weebs because it has a cute naked girl in it. Stop posting this garbage.

Dream on, loser. Keep trash out of Smash.

But how??

By making your own smash.

Smash is filled with trash. Fair and meaningful representation in Smash's roster is nothing more than wishful thinking at this point.

But Smash is trash

So basically, if Rottytops and Shantae are on the same screen, it's a non-stop massage?

Really makes you think.

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gayyyy

Crusade and Flash 2 already did that. You know how their rosters went. those games still play pretty good though, but it's taking forever for them to release their updates with official controller support

Flash 2 shouldn't be on Flash.

b-but switch has no games

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They brought that onto themselves with the naming.

It doesn't really.

Is it wrong I want another Pirate's Curse style game?

HGH looked good for the first half, but kind of petered out later on. At least with the bosses. The final boss is an absolute farce compared to the one in Pirate's Curse and whatever was on the DS store.

Thank you Jesus.

With those machines that jerk you off and a decent VR head-set, it could be closer than you think.

They put these indie games on every console. Why do we only get shills when they come to the Switch?

No, since that was the only good game anyway. The rest are barely decent.

nintenshills still think their gay system has games LMFAO

All I can think is that if the same situation happened on any other system, the announcement would be completely ignored or used to start a "LOL DED SYSTEM" thread.

Would buy just to do it. Don't even own a Wii U/Switch.

Yes and?

You monster

I'm not that bad.

Just do it at the store

I imagine it'd be pretty hard to do through the packaging.

Or you could just carefully take it out, cream it, and put it back in as a surprise for the next poor soul.

12 year old Sony fanboy or Kike-rosoft fanboy confirmed

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kickstarter.com/projects/1236620800/shantae-half-genie-hero/posts/1822125
They still haven't finished the game…

They probably protect those things tighter than a 5-year old cunny, so people don't just scan them right there.

Indie means independently published, nothing else. Tell me, who publishes Nintendo's games for them? I'll wait.

Ruh roh, do I have to call Jim over here? Wasn't your board getting deleted enough of a warning to you?

Pirate's Curse is the best of the series. I would prefer a Pirate's Curse style game and make Risky Boots the main character.

Indie means independent of a publishing house. Nintendo publishes other developers' games, and is therefore a publishing house. Indie means a developer that publishes their own games, not a publishing house that also makes games.
I know it's mostly semantics, but that's what you get when you grab a term that originated from another industry. Once you start publishing other developers' games, you aren't indie anymore, you are a publisher.

Jammies Shantae is best outfit.

So Yacht Club Games and Shovel Knight aren't indie anymore, in that case, since the devs published Azure Striker Gunvolt's physical release?

Why does she have fruit rollup hair? I'm concerned.

no, fuck all of them

(You)

It doesn't
The Vita and 3DS are still better than that turd.

She's supposed to look like the neon Switch colors, which goes with the "half-genie" thing. I think it's just promo art, unless that's gonna be a special exclusive Switch skin

Okay. When's the new content, though?

Why is it that there is literally zero art, let alone lewds, of Shantae's dryad form?

No one really wants a splinter in their dick.

Pretty gay

Because dryads all look the same.

No they don't you projective gook.

Those aren't dryads, those are monster girls.

They should just announce a Shantae Bundle for the Switch @ $50.

GBC Shantae
DS Shantae RR
3DS Shantae PC
Switch Shantae HGH

Dryads ARE monster girls. And they looked even more human in greco-roman art than what I posted.

NO

Yes.

Hi, I'm George Zimmer. I'd slide my circumcised dick into Shantae's magic snatch until she came like ectoplasm from a lamp. I'd fuck her for 1001 Arabian Nights. I'd pound her sweet half-durka half-genie vag while she changed shape. I'd ram her snake form's cloacal tube. I'd crawl inside her elephant form's hole and squirm around for her pleasure. Shantae is so boneable that you can call me the witch doctor. I guarantee it.

I've noticed a particular lack of lewds of anything specifically from 1/2 Genie Hero, aside from the mermaid and the snake.

Dryads can be anything from normal looking girl spirits who live in trees to actual tree women. Pop-culture depictions of folk-lore creatures usually aren't all that accurate to the originals.

Because no one wants their dick covered in splinters.

Source on artist? I just came here for Shantae porn

As an assist trophy.

holy fuck

But user, there can still be art of giving her a facial or of her being nice enough to carve out one of her oranges into an onahole that she then gives you as a present.

Wayforward: Sole Purveyor of American Lolis since 1990
Resisting SJWs since 2013

YTMD IS DEAD

Yeah, it's a shame.

Is Shantae doing a roman salute

Shantae is not loli tho

True. Pic related is supposed to be a dryad too but instead of giving me a stiffy: it scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.

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What if she gets a loli dance transformation that lets her beg for candy from strangers to restore health?

I miss YTMND

the good ol' days

its gonna happen. smash bros 5 will be a waifufest

Fug

shes a genie who became a hero. remember hercules?

She's a half genie. That's the pun.

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user, you're thinking of Aladdin.

Shut up everyone and post more Shantae.

okay

I really like HGH and the dancing, but the backtracking kills it.

why is riskys bath over a portal to heck?

(off by one)
to keep it hot, duh

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How come SJW haven't come out against Shantae as denigrating and oppressing arabs?

Oh great, more cancer.

Maybe because she is an example for all woman and girls all around the world.

some people had issue with the fanservice aspect, of course. but mostly it got ignored and it went away.

I like the overall scene so fucking much because of all the little details that are meant to be glossed over but you just need to think about

Why would Aku, the Shapeshifting Master of Darkness, have to ORDER his own minions like you'd order a pizza? Couldn't he just summon some?
Why isn't he appearing directly in front of the minion delivery company to pick it up? Why isn't he using magic but he goes on the less magical way of ordering by pay phone and having to WAIT for his order?
Why does he randomly laugh like a maniac before he's even answered? And how come he's so calm when put on hold and hanged up on when he could just vaporize pretty much anything but other gods and the samurai?
Why wouldn't someone KNOW of the name "Aku", given he enslaved the whole planet and pretty much most of the galaxy knows of his existence and power? Why would they need to look for it in a computer? Why use a phone when they clearly have high tech computers that can easily talk to each other with?
Does extra thick refer to the girt of the minion or the fact he's dumb as a rock? Both? Again, why does he need to order robot minions when he's the one who sped up human technological advancements (presumably by time travel) just to be the one owning all the robots? Who would set up such a peculiar enterprise, teleporting mercenaries around, when there's pretty much just one lord and master who could use them anyhow? Is he just playing with himself like he does with the psychoanalyst Aku in the new season? Why would they need a 30 mins or it's free policy if they just zap them? This whole scene drives me off the fucking chain.

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I want to fuck shantae, nega-shantae, and goth shantae.

lmao

lmao

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Why is it that a console with a library so bad that it makes the PS3's early years look incredible, be so tempting?

So why are you a virgin?

im tempted to get one because i never played those on the wiiu.

So why are you a normalfag?

what a brave doggie
sorry I meant to say his whole body, he's pretty swole

Go get laid dude.

Sex is for fags. 2D supremacy.

Go get taste dude.

Can't argue with that taste.

Well it was a pleasure not playing it.

So what was the point of your post? You don't care about the game, you don't care about the console, you're not offering any criticism of either, and you're not contributing to or starting any discussion in the thread. What was the point of letting us know that besides asking for attention?

Because this place is about discussion and shit?

Really?

I was giving him the benefit of the doubt by thinking he was just stupid and could be educated. I know I should probably stop doing that.

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I'd fertilize it.

Since I passed on the WiiU, I got the switch to play the 3 WiiU games I found interesting (Zelda, Splatoon and Xenoblade X). I can buy a console for 3+ games I want to play, but I wouldn't buy a defunct console with a library I already know is trash. On the offchance the switch's entire library turns to trash from here on, then worst case scenario I got the 3 WiiU games I wanted to play but on a portable device.

there need to be more lewds of her monster girl forms in general

its worth it

youtube.com/watch?v=J0ZyCiim9oQ
The 1/2 Genie Hero Vs. The Queen's Shadow
Go!
Go!
Go!

i wasn't ready for this cross-over boner

I'm surprised it wasn't done before. I mean they're almost exact Polar opposites.

Because the company is run by Anti-GGs.
archive.is/AOOl9
steamcommunity.com/groups/GamerGaters/discussions/0/620695877337696082/?ctp=13#c530646080856578193

Despite the disclaimer, I feel bad giving money to this feces-eating fag.

Quick Alt. Colors. I could probably work on Chloe's more but I'm going to bed

That never stopped 'em from eating their own.

This picture annoys me because I want to know if this was at a convention, or at a random as subway station. Also the finger in the top corner.

Isn't Shantae the only brown girl MC who is in a series that continues to this day? I'm sure they would, but wouldn't that be self defeating?

Who?

Chloe from Kuroinu. A Dark H VN, were she and her queen are captured by rouge mercenaries and put into Slavery. Recently in 2014 it was given an Animation of 4 episodes and the VN is expected to get an English release later this year by MangaGamer.

fuck, stop it user
Now i wann see Chloe and the queen going on adventures instead of eating yogurt with orcs

Very informative.

Maybe a prequel, or a sequel.

Will this shit work correctly!?

Well why not? They were used to tell one story, why not use them to tell another? They're just characters mean to be used to tell other tales, why not have Shantae meet Chloe and have them venture off through sequin land. What's stopping Origa Discorda from Teaming up with Risky Boots?

Not all the people there are anti GG. Only that retard pushes the SJW bullshit from what I can see. HE is the guy who made book of memories and shat up silent hill with his head cannon in origins. There was in fact that one wayforward music and sound designer who came out as pro-GG and hinted that many at the company he was friends with were pro-GG as well.

The guy you're talking about (Stephane Hockenhull) left the company, and who's to say that numerous others didn't follow him.

Also, I hate to throw back at you but, what about the other companies that legitimately have people who hate the progressive nature of the company, but still work there? What about those people who work for EA and Ubisoft and Microsoft and Sony and Nintendo? Are you saying that I should swallow my morals, and buy games from these companies who proceed to attack what I stand for because of the few good men that work there?

Okay, it's 2:30 AM and I'm suicidally depressed; let's dissect this.
Doesn't rest on the pubic bone like those stupid early '80s bottoms did, so we can assume it's attached to the rest of the ensemble.
I guess they're socks. The big blue things. They're made of cloth, obviously, given their properties (ability to fold, shapeliness, and elasticity). They're being held up (the part above the knee, at least) by the rest of the ensemble.
What the fuck is this whoregear. It's a normal shirt that ends right above the curve of the breast. Obviously that part of it works, but then it turns into a leather belt of some sort. I assume the belt is there only because of…
Okay, the fuck is this shit. If we assume that everything in the back of it which we CANNOT confirm is not attached (see the side of her breast in the second pic), then MAYBE this thing can hold itself up if it's attached in the back to the leather belt on the half shirt. From there we get both the connection to the thong and the tension to hold up the socks where they are.
Never understood single shoulder capes, but it works; it's attached to the half shirt thing. Probably the only part of this shit that does, really.

Overall:
2.6/10 on the physical possibility scale
9.1/10 on the whore scale
1/1 on the 'is not human and therefore miscegenation is bestiality' scale

Why the fuck can't women just wear standard, floor length dresses, for fuck's sake. The kikes know how attracted men are to modesty–goddamn turtleneck sweater gets my motor running–and so debase women at every turn. There's nothing attractive about a whore, and that's on the fundamental neurological level.

Okay, didn't see this picture. Since it's not connected in the back at all, obviously it doesn't work. The boob pauldrons just fall off immediately, the socks droop to her knees, and apparently the thong isn't even connected in the back, so she must have part of it jammed up her hooha, so that's obviously going to fall, too.

Revised to 1/10 on the physical possibility scale (boots, shirt, cape, and part of the socks still work, but that doesn't an outfit make).

A wizard did it.

For my boner.

You know it's a drawing of a hentai character right?

I thought he left the company a while ago. No. Never really mentioned that part about supporting a product. For the most part, buying shit products and SJW products will get you laughed at and called a retard. This is a different scenario where some nobody whose first game with wayforward flopped so now he has become irreverent and ignored. He pissed off the silent hill community by siding with those fags who shat up the HD release. He also pissed off more people when he proceeded to insult silent hill fans by not understanding his vision or liking "sexist" old portrayals of characters in the silent hill games.

So? That's not a good excuse any more than for QUALITY anatomy.

it just take some imagination bro.

it's a character aimed at people who want to jerk off to animu girls, and you're complaining about a character wearing a whorish outfit, that's the equivalent of a feminist complaining about boob armor, you might not like it, and it might not even be physically possible/practical but at the end of the day you're not their target audience.

9S is for lewd

Check IDs I'm not him, although I sympathize with his love of sweaters and lovemaking, and am generally not into nonsensical or overly trashy outfits.

And you're basically defending his view point, regardless there is going be as much shit you like compared to as much shit you don't like, it makes little sense to go off on something that is very clearly marketed towards something in particular, the character in question is from a hentai about the heroines getting gang raped into cock loving sex slaves, complaining about the costume makes little sense.

Rubbish. I can voice an opinion as much as you can disagree with it.

this recolor NEEDS fan art. or porn. both.

i know beggars can't be choosers, but man i was really hoping for a figma or just a statue.

that's the Risky BEATS edition user. That just means it came with the soundtrack and the base game, nothing else.

Atleast she has more modesty than her Queen.

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