Uh

Suck it up, it'll put hair on your chest.

Only for Jesus

any more and shaving is going to get pretty ridiculous.

I don't think that's a thing.

Yeah well your face isn't a thing.

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wow, I didn't take you for liking spics

Not really

Good evening

Waxing is an option.

Wrong type of Jesus

Then you must root against EG with me !

hi...

the one that was on a cross and died for our sins?

I think I'm gonna watch youthful stewart 2000 instead

You should see the look on your face, oh wait.

How's it going?

Don't listen to smiles, cupcake. Waxing your chest is a terrible thing to do as a man. Just trim it lmao.

good... im fixin supper. wyd

Good morning.

Its been a while

gm

Is he streaming or is c9 playing

I'm walking to work

Mmhm

Streaming

Hey how's it going, user?

good excercise :)

What have you crazy kids been doing while I was gone?

You better message me before you go to sleep so I can tuck you in you jerk
*kisses*

That's the one.

You scared her away. Good job you, bigot.

not bad... making sum eats

hbu

Def not happening now

cool dude. people mistake me for him all the time. say, how about i come on over?

Please forgive me! Just don't get the whip this time!

Italy is proposing a law that will sentence parents up to 6 years in prison for putting their kids on a vegan/vegetarian diet.

I'M SORRY
please let me...

Italy has the right idea.

Nah, I'd rather you didn't.

I'll try not to. No promises though.

Overwatch with Cupcake, Ian, Guro and others.

No
Stop with the PDAs, onegai

afraid of the second cumming?

I can live with that, although I'd rather be the one with the whip if you catch my drift.

I don't think that's the right thing to do, but fuck vegans and what they want.

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n-nhh... gomenasai

Not surprising considering it pretty much amounts to child abuse, given the malnutrition they could go through
Pets die when vegans think they should live in a vegan diet too

smiles is a good girl who knows what she wants and what she wants is meat in her mouth
+1

Marry me.

Finally, a britbong who gets it.

Poor boy.
Be like Luka and say gimme.

I'm not against vegetables, don't get the wrong idea. But there is no way in hell that you can get the proper amount of protein in a day on a vegan diet without eating excess calories.

im not sure ive reached that level of boredom

Excess calories = fat gain
Fat gain while on reduced protein diet will lead to health problems.

I think Scott Jurek did it

Stay entertained.

He looks like a twink.
hahahaha

ive reached the end of the internet twice... lol

I've reached the end of your mom's vagina twice

lul

Considering his profession I don't think that's so bad lol

necro sick fuck lol

Hey you stinky losers
Get out of my thread
It was made just for me and you're not welcome unless you give me some candy, you fag-enablers and scum you.

It's not healthy to weigh that little at that height. Do you even?

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I made two people stop posting, both within 10 minutes of each other.

NEW RECORD.

Eh? That's 21.2 BMI, which is perfect

And he's healthy enough to win 135-mile ultramarathons, I'd say that's pretty good

Nice job.

still small af, and bmi is a load of shit anyways

Turn around and go back

Your world gets a little bit lonelier

tried it. not great.

oh wait one of them is back

guess I lied

am dooan et

overwatch is making me post slow, not you.

Absolutely not.
Lewd

I'm taken, sorry.

That's right maggots

fuck

oh well

Whoever that is is stealing my lines 😉

Well sorry to hear that.
Enjoy your overwatch game.

Thank you for being so understanding.

don't flatter yourself

lewd for you, love

I'd say more shocked than anything though.

die first round of csgo

still get mvp

Working

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You're gonna get hit with a stick if you keep this up.

Whys that?

Well it's better than reading about political theory in your freetime.

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.///. smiles-sama pls
>reading about political theory in your freetime
why aren't we dating again? oh and stop doing that and play games already

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Remember you saying something along the lines of you closing your heart off forever.

What a hypocrite.

It's really amazing watching people fall for the same trick over and over again.

Making that money hm?
Very good

Hail satan

what trick

tricksy trickan

"I'm a girl"

Don't worry i'm here.

good point

who's falling for that
i thought we were over that

wew

Its the only shot they MIGHT have.

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Whos the animu girl

hvick225

All day everyday

Yep

1. no one to play with, so nah.
2. The book is starting to get good, so I'm gonna keep reading for a bit.

He convinced me to give it a shot, only took him a while. We both agreed to give it a real chance, but regardless we are just happy being super good friends.

Who are you playing as?

You are a wageslave cuck

It was a strong might

just don't break tsuchi

usually whatever the team needs.

Everyone here will die alone or end up with a faggot or tranny.

I hope I get some little faggot to fill with food and love

Who?

Cheer up, least you're not busting your ass in a attic that is literally hell

HVICK225

You will definitely die alone Ban
Most likely in prison for loli-related crimes

I hope so

It's not my intention to do so. Don't worry.

That's nice of you. So are you shoehorned into the medic role that often?

And not the cool kind either
The Jared kind.

I don't believe you, sorry not sorry.

You never asked me! whatcha wanna play?
aww nofun smiles. maybe i'll ask in an hour or so

I'll be moving on to bigger things soon

Hopefully I get raped in prison.

not often, no. there's lots of people in the playgroup willing to do that role. I like zenyatta, however. I'll play him sometimes as second support because he also does a ton of damage.

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strawpoll.me/10965265
strawpoll.me/10965265
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go to sleep you degenerate

Yes. Yes, they are gross.

It's gross

dont listen to this guy

Someone said it wasn't, so I needed to show him I'm right.

I haven't made a post in the past few hours, so now like a true attention whore I will announce in thread that I'm going to sleep.

Not only that.
I'm going to stay to see my nini posts.

It's gross, btw.

nini whorebag

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I just don't like rimjobs

Unless they are cleeaned almost perfectly, which most arten't

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Ironically

You really did it

You sayin' you'd eat that ass if they wiped thoroughly?

That's cool.
We've been good friends for 3 years now, so unless something huge happens I doubt I can do or say anything that would surprise him.

That's cool. What would you like to play?

Who would you say is the best all round character?

GOOD NIGHT, RIN

neenee

Only because an anonymous source told me they liked to eat da poo poo.

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I dont know who that is

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Whats up?

I am positive that you will go off the deep end because of something he says and then he will have an emotional breakdown when you're not there to coddle him after the abuse he gives you. Then he'll cry and do what ban did because of manaka. Either way it will still be interesting to watch.

anything really. im not sure what all you're into/have though

I guess you didn't google it

And boy you take a long time to reply

I thought they said it's not gross if they're clean

ironic rape is just rape

Nigga I'm playing destiny

postu

You and the 10 other people that still play it?

this is sick and it is for deviant we do not want it.

destiny is still active shut up retard

what ?

~

Robots are cute.

kat.al/full/

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you're right, don't listen to me. maybe one day Luka will learn from their ways.

I'll show you ironic.

How depressing.
I just realized... who are you again?
The name doesn't look familiar at all.

War Thunder and War Gaming Mostly

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A new expantion is coming up, its bringing back players

it will never see the light of legality

ooo i like that. though i've mostly just been doing tank stuff in it
wargaming as in world of tanks/warships?!? i didn't know people from here played any of those, i love em. just need to download them again

[sweats nervously]

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Starts with an L
Ends with an enko

Bit rude

Give me an example

Well I guess that works, ty

I guess if I played console I would play that too

dont be a faggot then

*unzips dick*

*rapes*

See how ironic that was?

user-kun.

Yuki.

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hihi badfox. have you read your trip lately? :3

shes a cutie
check
check
check
check

:D

Reported.
You're going to jail to be raped.

probably soldier. he can heal, he has a dash, his alt fire is a rocket, and his gun is decent damage and pretty accurate. he's just all around good at almost everything.

Yeah exactly those games actually. I like them a lot, but have no one to play with so it's harder than it should be.

Oh hey Lenko. I was wondering where you went off to. Kinda sad to see that you feel that way, but hopefully it doesn't work out the way you prescribe.
What are you up to, love?

I broke your vocal cords with my dick so you won't be telling anyone.

Too bad Zenyatta is best.

mhm
it's one of their backup thingys
i was confused too where:
kat.pl
kat.sc
and kat.org
all went... but i found in a comment somewhere their backup kat.al was up!
:)

he was certainly the most picked in the last tourney.

Oh, I guess it's that time again.

Call of duty wins the day again.

Who is your favorite country in WT? There is a lot riding on your answer.

For good reason.
He and Roadhog are top tier husbandos.

ha, yeah. oh and his ult is an aimbot, so he's super good at getting rid of the supports and stuff.

Yes, I thought it would be appropriate :)

Shields are cyoot~

it doesnt have to be...

Is that even possible?

I wasn't really
Take a joke

Ok, you are absolutely right
I've been through like 3 different versions of her, alternate-world in the Haruhi series was my fave

Government should stop wasting so much effort trying to shut these sites down

Nah. It's that time.

zenyatta is not for lewding. I know you're a total degenerate but come on now.

kyle: "obesity is sexy"

As long as I have Roadhog and Rein.

Whole hog.

You tell me.

those are fine.

...i mean whatever, just kinda acting like its some sort of obligation

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we should totally play then! i'm kind low level in everything because i never had anyone to play with though

do you remember the last time i asked you about it? i wonder if you keep track of me here..

In my personal reality, I am indestructible.

And your pick would be...?

Don't make me come in there and rape you.

The one in Disappearance of Harauhi was the cutest. I really was sad when the MC went back to the regular world.

Should only play it with friends.. seriously its a hunk of shit trying to fly solo, gotta raid with a bunch of shitheads who are full of themselves at /vg/

Where were you? You missed Overwatch.

please i feel so sick

out of the whole cast? probably mccree. if I could only pick one. soldier is pretty great as well. and hanzo. rein is a bit old for my taste but that body be crazy so him too

Is that really what you think or are you just saying that?

Watched Kung Fu Panda3, Steven U, and Rock of Ages with Reid all night.

Like please come do it, or please no I'm so sick?

76 is good. I can accept that.

he seems like he'd be super gruff in bed then insanely cuddly. so pretty perfect.

Anons usually have a name.
So, most likely not :/

I personally enjoy my Brits/Japs for Air battle. I find myself enjoying turn fighters more than the energy fighters of the American and German planes.
Just now trying the Russians.

I don't have many Tanks, but I'm currently crawling up the Russian Tech Tree.

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. The inside is different from the outside.

wut

this cant be a legit question

Tasteless.

I have a bad habit of changing names, so I'll just use an old trip. I'm just dickin' around on csgo and enjoying my time off.

aww. i was hoping you were my secret stalker or something

Russia is love
you seem to not be paying much attention to that book so if you wanna play war thunder i can rn.

for about 8 seconds I think? every shot he makes while aiming in the general direction of an enemy is a sure hit, so if he focuses on anyone they die really quick unless they are a tank.
and sometimes you can get a ton of kills in one ult.

Sounds like you have daddy issues~

I'm not hearing a definitive answer~

I enjoyed it.

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You disgust me.

The Russian bias is real though, a lot of their planes are ridiculous assuming they haven't changed anything somewhat recently.

I don't, actually. but it's still appealing.

I could stalk you but it would be a unholy of me to do that.

Squash are you samefagging?

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No. That's George.

so? :3

he's not

they replaced moogs

Yeah sure why not.
Kinda closed the book because he was going off on a tangent I wasn't in the mood to follow.

That's good to hear, love.
How is CSGO going?

Stupid as fuck. lol

I know the inside and the outside though.

I was Mugen the whole time.

I think there's a hole in the space time thingy somewhere close, Cuppers.

This match is pretty bad lol, how are you doing?

Oh, Cup.
I played D.va for the first time in ranked and got a quad kill on her ult.

you think that's bad? it's one of the more balanced ults. reaper has to get close but he just decimates everything in a sphere around him. if you hear his ult go off it's probably too late.

wishful thinking

You would expect a post like this from a person like me to be flashy.

But nah.

I met all sorts of people here, some awful, some amazing.

It was really fun

Good luck

Well...I suppose I could.
But I'd have to know who you are first..

explain.

you're disgusting. I'd be genuinely upset but I got that just the other day so it's fine.

See you in a week, Grim.

Furries are weird and some people are too smiley

I'm going to pretend I know what's happening

If I was a chocolate, I'd want strawberry.

Ayyy did you emote as well?
If not it doesn't count.

this seems to be the 7th time

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oh is this a goodbye forever post? see you soon, grim.

Their Rein straight up turned around to see where I ulted and his whole team got dicked for it.

I layed down on the floor for like, 20 mins when it was 9, and now it's 10. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!

oh i have an update for it... that's taking forever...
what book were you reading btw? i think you said but i forgot

I did.

You'd want vanilla with strawberry though.

Well, time for me to be going.

o7

You gotta love the mugs

also I didn't do this on purpose I was just being lazy

wot

oh man, that's amazing. I still have no idea how I got four with mine that time, I only saw a zarya when I threw the damn thing. they must have all run around right into it to try and get away from it.

it's called falling asleep over and over while trying to get up. I do it frequently.

what the fuck did i do

What's going on now?

It's great when people panic to get away and fuck up.

Lol are you a boom and zoom flyer?

I'm fine, about to start playing War Thunder.

So their plan was to make everyone OP so that no one is OP?

Goodbye forever Chocodaddy .

Beyond Ideology

As if I'll sit around here and wait to get molested and showered in affection by that freak

*Hugs Yan*

it was me
lmao

Oh, so you're a smart guy all of a sudden, huh? Then explain also why my dollar turns into a soda every time I put it in the machine.

Let me go

Good boy.

Neapolitan is the secret to success.

*shock!*

So is everyone done for the night?
If the group was on I'd play.

Yeah, who would like to be showered in affection?

nothing. nobody pay attention and it's all good.
i'll just play it off like i'm insane or something and go watch more Joker videos

googled it and was blinded by american flags
probably good

oh please. i bet you knew this whole time

you monster.

yeah, the one second reduced time really really helps that ult. the panic kills way more often now.

no. the way they balance stuff is they see who isn't getting played like, at all, then buff them. at least that's how it seems so far. minor tweaks on other people if they seem too powerful. mccree has been buffed, nerfed, buffed, nerfed like 5 times since launch already.

pretty sure that's just buying a soda.

I think I'm probably done. maybe later, but I don't think so. sorry man.
this is what you get for leaving the damn house.

I'm very oblivious you know.
Anons blur into one and become one.

I fly almost exclusively Germans. I tried to grind through the American to get to the jets but they're so frustrating, they can't turn and their machine guns shoot paper bullets.

somebody stop me

Perverts and needy socially inept faggots, obviously.

I would play some more but I have been putting off some responsibilities. I also continue to procrastinate as I type here.

I know all the secrets.

can you even be stopped?

hmmmm i'm not so sure. i think you caught me a few times before

Pffff, you'll never know.
I think I should take my dogs out before they poo poo in their cage, tho.

Ah. I thought you did something connected to Grim leaving.
What's up with that?

I might have to play her more.
I don't know how her gun works though.

And I didn't leave the house. We were in my room.

Go do your things.

I'll stop you!

Yeah, those guys are the worst!

I had the same thinking until I realised that germans are not worth it in the end game. Their tech drops off mid-war and is overtaken by American

no clue

Ew, being a mod has its perks you know.

yeah probably do that.

they are just way weaker infinite fire shotguns. just zip in with the shift and smack them with a melee before shooting like crazy and if you see too much damage being done use her shield and zip away. play her like a harasser.

how gay

You're both of those things.

with a bullet or opioids.

try it

Are you a bank?

Thinking about doing them makes me feel anxious and I get a stomach ache.

Sheilds?

they are only doing the minimum legal obligation to laws of property holders of media and stuff i guess...

those both sound dangerous.

How many times does it make it now?

I'll have to play her more.
Her ult is so strong.

Do it anyway.

Heres a cap of my darkest secret.....

Who knows?
I can't talk shit though.
I was suppose to be gone.

I still have a lot of fun flying props even at the top of tier 4 but I know Germany doesn't really have any good jets. Just go with Russia, their shit is stupid good the whole way through.

Yeah it's a pretty decent book from the 60's.
Picked it up today and started reading it.
By the way, having server connection issues, maybe we can play next time. We'll see how that goes.

Seems like blizzards needs to put their dick away and make a reasonably balanced game.

The issue with American planes is that the guns are wing mounted instead of nose mounted and that makes it harder to put more lead on target especially in energy fighters.

oh! right right
i never really do that to people here as much as i did on 4chan. i don't do a whole lot of things i did there though

nah worst ive done is puke out my dinner

not because of a bullet tho

Things you hide behind.

Impossible!

uh
what am I stopping you from doing?

Grim left threads?

well, it still only nets a kill or two most times, but it is very powerful for the zoning.
and she gets it so much faster now so she actually can use it a lot if you're good.

all told it's surprisingly well balanced, and the fact they are tweaking it constantly is something I like, rather than just letting everything get stale.

well not like I can talk, with how much I drink.

im not sure

4chan is omega boring these days!
I only go to /vg/ to shitpost in certain threads~

Oh boy.
I'm sure he still he's getting the emails as we speak and stewing in anger.

I feel like if my ult is at zero when I am on foot I should just KY and respawn.

dude ive had bad times with that too lol. i hate liquor so much

possibly
:)

Of course not

You were the one who asked!

Most definately :)

I'm addicted to my 20mm/30mm cannons now regardless, it's too late for me.

i never got an answer

though i was called a monster

and a faggot

Grim

To each their own. I would rather see a TF3 release.

I should probably do that sometime, just go out and get more books.
ah alright, next time then.

NO
NO!

Grim

Wow, I got my hopes up for nothing,

nope. you can do a lot of damage with that pistol and get your mech back super quick. it's one of the best things about dva, when her tank dies unless they remember to focus you popping out of it you turn into a weak offense hero for a little while and just pump shots into them. aim for roadhogs especially. no damage falloff either, so get back and just fire.

I love it so much I want to get it pregnant.

this basically is tf3 to be honest.

You must really like that game, have fun yo.

Do you actually remember the last time you enjoyed being on 4chan?

consume it through your BP

ughhhh

Are you a gay trap?

One of those two doesnt seem so bad

Same here

who's SD6?

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Grim

Knowledge is power, buy books read all day, get money.

But Overwatch costs money, and it feels even stupider surprisingly.

I can't connect so the plans are canceled.

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