Spoilersrina Joyce, The Goddess of Love
I wrote on my Twitter that I wanted to be a God like Buddha and that I want people to call me Goddess Marina from now on
There is a special particular reason behind this
I found a couple secrets about the After Life and I know that I can still contact humans during the afterlife and I want to become this because I want to one day Create a Temple and a Shrine where I am known as God of the Shrine because I would like to spend my time there with people drawing art, doing meditation, understanding people, helping them with their problems, finding them extreme spiritual help and guidance, bringing them closer to Spiritual After-life Gods which can help them to produce magic to do incredible things, so that you're guaranteed a safe spot in the after-life and you're promised spiritual protection moreso than being a religious person, sacred symbols to represent this, chanting and many fun activities for lots of people to join in on! Crystal healing too, and strong connection with energies, how to fix spiritual danger and to create the most Holy Sacred place on earth due to my magical spiritual connection with spirits :')
This Temple will be build in Peru, I am thinking Machu Pichu but im not too sure where to build my temple
Could everyone leave comments telling me, explaining to me how exactly I would build this temple, how much money I would need, how I can get someone to sculpt a statue for me and paint it, I want a statue representing the Divine Love and Spiritual Guidance
Also, proving to others that these spirits exist will be easy with my retreat! It will be a Kundalini Yoga Meditation retreat too so you will have a strong energetic force flowing through your body and you will become one and peace with nature
I want it to be an eco-friendly temple and also i want geometrical patterned pillars and paintings painted throughout the walls of the whole temple so it will be an incredible sight to see
The reason I call myself a "God" is because i believe everyone is a God but particularly my work as a God would be to enlighten and help other people and to call myself one now would be for later in the afterlife so when i pass away, I can spiritually contact all the people and appear to those with magic who'm I choose to speak to
The Power of God is to help other people, and this is my will to help others on Earth and then we can create a community of higher intellectual beings who can change the world with a click of a finger, to save the world, to save poverty, to save animals from being slaughtered, to save the world from any problems that may occur or are occurring
This is my will forever so I can be alive on Earth forever
So could you please write requests on how to help me build a Shrine Temple Retreat in Peru
If you would like, you could even help me build the Temple in Peru if you're willing to earn money to invest in building a temple with me and you'd gain money from the retreat after it is built
:^)
Spoilersrina Joyce, The Goddess of Love
Other urls found in this thread:
oneplus.net
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
The fuck is this OP?
i still have this shot here until someone commits with me
its going pretty well. ive been a little stressed but ive gotten good at cooling off
i passed out late afternoon and woke up maybe an hour and a half ago
tl;dr
Awwe. What kinda stuff does Boo get stressed about?
Hmm that sounds like an odd sleep schedule.
Look up the youtube Marina Joyce lol
youtuber
I'm not doing that.
We have a cinema, a beach, and a cruise ship.
None of my friends go to cinemas for movies anymore. swimming isn't really m thing, and the cruise gets boring after the hundredth ride.
I guess there's clubs, but clubbing just isn't my scene.
The only form of entertainment I'd really go out for that is viable with my circles is bowling, really.
How's things goin'?
Crazy bitch on hallucinogens that everyone thought was being beat, then captive by isis and then she posted that on facebook
Ah.
The picture in op is her too, one of her less crazy ones but bitch be insane I'm loving her implosion right now though
My mom had some breathing problems so she's been at a hospital in riverside and i've had to hold down the fort
yeah i didnt mean to go to bed that early but whenever i lay down i can pass out if i havent been sleeping well
how're you?
you don't like swimming?
you dont like clubbing?
gee rin those are two of my favorite things
Good. I'm starting to worry about tomorrow's phone call but it really seemed like it went without a hitch so far. I just can't not worry or something.
What are you up to for today?
Oh, shit. Well that seems fair I guess.
She gonna make it?
I'm okay but not looking forward to walking in the rain for work today. I really just need new walking shoes haha
Based on this current pair, an average pair of shoes will last about 600 miles of walking^^
...
Hai, Moogs~
yeahuh its not too big of a deal
she'll just have to stop smoking/exercise more but thats not my problem lmao
you should look forward to walking in the rain though, its really fun and its socially acceptable to be drenched
600 miles is kinda crazy. are YOU gonna make it?
I'm really introverted so clubs are just too much for me.
And I guess swimming itself is alright, I just don't like going to public pools or beaches.
I know that feeling, but I'm sure you're going to nail it, sweety!
Probably not much, honestly.
Found out my phone should arrive by the 12th, so that's excite.
beaches are really fun/pretty
i guess im a little extroverted when it comes to the thread
clubs and parties are my kinda thing
especially when theres tons of shit for me to try
i still gotta learn to surf though
Yeah, I know that feel. I really have to quit too. Today's day one but I'm feeling optimistic about it this time.
Is that sarcasm, cause it's not fun at all. Especially since at this point there's holes in the bottoms :(
I'll make it, sure. I really ought to start trying to fix my car soon.
I just really hope so because I'm 100% out of my online stuff now. Ugh.
What kind of phone did you order?
oh wait really
you just started quitting smoking today?
you should probably get back on weed then velms
nah i really like the rain. i just make sure everything i need to be dry is kept dry
awwwh welms
that sucks ;_;
I'm just really significantly less outgoing than I seem in threads, honestly.
Ouh, that's no good.
Well I smoked my last one last night before bed.
This will be like the 12th time trying to quit. And nah, what's the point of just switching smokes? Besides, I'd get triggered to smoke a cig after smoking a bowl.
That looks nice. I got a Note 5. The huge phones are fun.
literally nobody is awake to take this shot with
its gonna stop being cold soon...
tbh rin i think most people can tell that
you kinda seem like the textbook shy girl
but its cute so youre fine
would you?
i only crazy rarely smoke cigs and i dont have an addictive personality at all, so im not sure how bad the trigger would be
jesus i hope you make it this time welms
id hate to be making out with your nicotine breath
Is that why people decided I must be a slut?
your pretty tame to be classified as a slut, dont you think
although ive seen some of your posts
but im assuming thats when youre horny and i do it all the time so im not one to talk
Being an addict sucks. I think that's a major reason why I'm scared to do literally anything nowadays tbh
Well yeah man. I've been smoking up to a pack a day for eight years now lol I think it's time to quit.
I'm really just a coquette.
you probably gotta kick it then so you cant be so anxious about doing things anymore
velms youre already gonna have some lung/heart problems when you get older because of that
you definitely dont wanna make it any worse ;_;
should i google that?
or can i get a nice explanation from my rinsa
A woman who is a flirt.
this stuff is so disgusting
cant believe russians drink it like water
You can be a coquette for my cockette
that was bad gomen
Obviously. The doctor yesterday told/reminded me that estrogen makes that sort of stuff even worse when you smoke, so I'm just gonna quit.
Good Morning
That was bad.
And you should feel bad.
ban sci
(BEBOP WAS BANNED FOR THAT POST)
its a special early morning drunk/high kind of joke
you wouldnt possibly understand
estrogen/testosterone is such a tricky wire to try and run across bae
im glad youve actually pulled it off well though
we're allies again btw
do you have some alcohol to take a shot with me?
Are we really going to ban him?
redtext
I told him to never do this again and what does he go doing?
I don't know what that's saying but I'm gonna go sit on my stoop and wait for my pizza.
Bebo, I love you so much.
Oh, no, I got it.
I guess.
Kind of.
Did he give you a blowjob for it?
probably gonna throw up brb
part of any trap or tran's balanced breakfast
use my mouth or something
SHUDDUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPp
I just don't have groceries, okay?
He was unbanned after I took a vote
i'd be eating it too if i could tbh
And he's rebanned now for being a dink?
What does that mean?
Why can't you?
Just order it online~
im back
did not puke
thank God, really
omg the delivery guy's name is Noah *squee*
I think that might be the cute one .//.
...
Gotta start being a lil more responsible
bought a ps4 yesterday and plans to order rockband 4 tonight
probably going to grab me a pack of microwave burritos or some stoner munch like that
but I'm hungry
I thought you were the cute one.
I had a ps4 once...
...
that is disgusting
Ehhhh not right now probably haha
plus, I'm not a delivery person.
this thread is gay as fuck
What happened to it?
Yeah I'm into real sick shit
like hand holding
come show me how gay you are big boi
I bet even now!
But that is a good point...
Hmm.
I returned it after 3 days.
Ehh. I'm rocking this weird bedhead ponytail thing with sloppy bangs. I'm just trying to get some food before work and stuff.
ah yeah undertandable
kinda overwhelming
what games did you have for it
post face
saved
nah, ive shitposting bogans to watch on yt
You're only making my belief that you're adorable stronger, tbh.
What are you planning on for dinner?
Breakfast.
ugh
its burning in my stomach too
MKX and Bloodborne.
I do that enough you donger.
Nothing. I'll be at work for dinner time.
yeah now fit the whole thing in your mouth
lewwwwd
Ah yeah bloodborne any good? I remember that launch was pretty hype
well maybe i just like seeing youre face then
youre a cutie anyway
dont blame me
Much better crowd
see
I brain afk'd and never proofread.
I should more coffee, and something to eat.
It's okay I guess.
I'm really not into gaming or having nice things so that's why returned everything.
I do kinda miss the tv a little though.
*shruggu*
Oh. this is my breakfast/lunch.
My eating habits are terrible. I know.
No worse than mine, honestly.
You have barely given me any personal pictures welms
why is that~
tl;dr
I do like 4 meals a week lol
Because I always feel like somebody will try and use a private, personal picture as blackmail so I'd rather just post pics in thread so that I can take the wind out of those sails immediately.
...
That's no good.
Do you at least snack throughout the day?
Rekt
I had a whopping three frenchfries at work yesterday so I'd consider that a no.
...
Maybe it is a bit worse than mine.
Kek't
...
Oh well. I just rarely feel hungry and I think eating is disgusting lol
I think I've been getting a little better lately though. At least I keep it down when I do eat.*shrugs*
•_•
Hue
...
I.... I jsut cant.... might watch tokyo drift later
Fair enough.
I used to have similar problems before, and people were constantly worried.
Now I can proudly say that I at least snack throughout most days.
I came across a bunch of these, and it's making me want to race! I may go to my friend's later and play Need for Speed.
Hi Skoozor. ♥
my grandmama made me eggs and toast
this is heresy
i think ive commuted pretty well to being nice to you
NFS2:U was the best! ^^ Used to love that gasme with frens
How is your day?
committed* i think is the word here
Aw, yeah! That one was great! My friend has Cobalt. It's not quite as good, but it has fun drifting tracks and lots of customization options. I hope he saved my old car on there. If now, I'll burn his face off with a George Foreman grill.
Atleast the fat will drain out xD
Yeah drifting was always fun...We used to do it as a "team"
Each specialized in differing aspects... Mine was mainly SUV based events... My escalade was da shit yo. The rims, they spinnin'
What car?
You do not tl;dr Marina Joyce she is being held by isis without bail! Show some respect :^)
Hard not to
I go through like 5 pounds of food a day myself
spoilers hold me
put a wet towel on my forehead and rock me until im sober
maybe get hard so i can feel a little poke on my thigh also
I'll rock your world
then make it violently spin
I spend so much time in the bathroom now lol
Ugh it's so hot
kinky
take it off
T-take what off?
my stomach is violently spinning fam
Not even kinky though.
Just like tryina look good and shit. I'm loving this new face stuff tho *hugs self*
all of it
Kinda jealous tbh
Omg stop it bard not in the thread
But leave the other stuff on.
this TI is ridiculous
slow day huh
whats on your guys's mind
too many niggers
too little posters
I dun wanna go to work :(
I feel you there man
It breaks my heart
Shit that's a feel all too real
how much longer until your shift?
I have to leave the house in about 2 hours.
i cant imagine
ssheit you're on that slave grind
Working all up til close?
...
So sad my bois OG is out. ;_;
jimmy has been my boy for 5 years
can you believe how happy i am
...
...
Somebody's gotta support me. Life's expensive, diggy
who's that??????
ah that's not That bad I thought you were from 2 to like 11
Here we get to close at 9 usually but during the summers w estay open til like 10
Best girl.
i could never work a 9 to 5 thing though welms
doing the same thing everyday?
bleeeeeeegh
i wish i could come over and comfort you~
my waifu
WE CAN GET LEWDER
you guys are GAY!!!
...
5-close (punch out about 11:17) it's just the walk to and from that add on another hour and a half.
I wish we closed at 9. That would be cozy af.
It's better to have a consistent thing rather than a literal full day, then 2nd shift for weekdays then another full day with a day sandwiched between my 2 off though.
9-5 seems like a fucking cake-walk man.
thhe best part of work like that is the munchies
man I bet you eat like a king(pin)
I had a Porsche Carrera GT all modded out. Did pretty well for myself, considering I'm not that great at racing games that aren't Mario Kart.
Now I'll whoop some ass in MK. :3
I understand, he's been denied a lot
that's so fucking cute holy shit
Oh Ja? you an MK queen?
I wanna face you! I wonder if your machine can run skullgirls?
i fancy online whooping you :P
You're cute.
...
yeah i wouldnt be able to deal with that at all
i am not a blue collar man
im glad youre strong enough to pull through though~
See: and
So no.
I'm simply doing what needs to be done. I have a few more things on my to-do list before I can go get my schooling done with.
...
oh god i forgot what this one is
thumbnail looks nice
Whats your major?
you don't find joy in eating?
I bet my work computer could run it, but I'm pushing my luck just posting here. I can try it on my laptop later. What exactly is skullgirls?
Happy to see that Crystal Pepsi didn't kill you!
It's not like that.
I'm going to get formally trained for my baking.
Not usually. It's complicated.
Those videos are of stuff laying around for 20 years.
Okay I laughed at that one
Yeah, luff me some skirts
DELETE THIS
oh really?
wait that was like your dream wasnt it? to open a baking thing?
hey im super happy for you welms
you must have a good taste in humor
hows your taste in bedtime stories
What
everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Yes .///.
...
If I remmeber correctly its a fighting game, akin to the likes of street fighter and MK, looked fun. Faggots here have played it for years.
is bard here
you know welms accomplishing your dream is really how youre supposed to succeed in life
i cant believe youre actually gonna do it
youre gonna be so happy when you make it
Grouch!
Ooooooh. I suck at fighting games. By MK, I meant Mario Kart. :P
That's all I've ever wanted, Booboo. Happy.
Elma, I hope you know what we're all going to hound you for samples of your cupcakes when you get bakery off the ground.
*that
ahaha I'm already sending some people birthday cookies~
When's your birthday?
dont forget my birthday cookie also
do you plan to open a place right after schooling with a loan or something?
what are you gonna call it?
...
elmer's fudge
did I do something
did you listen to my album recommendation
Nov 26 :3
♥
You're clearly hopped up on refined sugars from Pepsi!
Heh!
sabs is mai waifu
I apologize I got all tied up in some Elton John
I will go glance right quick again and cue up for tonight a pologies
nope. that was yesterday. I'm hopped up now because you
💋 🍆💦💦💦
isnt like... everyone your waifu tho?
its cool
bebop has yet to watch my movie recommendations too
back also... didya miss me
I'd like to get tied up with some Elton John.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh lmao
I would play you at that though, I would be terrible... BUT ME AND YOU RAINBOW ROAD!!!!!!!
Lay him down in sheets of linen
It's news to me!
Suuuure. Grouch.
Smamamama. Hi.
I will destroy you on RR, dude. You will cry.
you just want his knighthood...
Ian McKellen is gay and has also been knighted, js
...
oi... soup Sabs
nope
literally just squash
how is that possible
youve been my certified waifu for years
I'll have to fix my credit some, but I might end up moving to Colorado and do a food truck style baked goods type deal since it will be cheaper up front compared to an actual store-front.
I don't have any good ideas for a name yet.
lol nice one.
:O I will get back to you about this
The big one's mine.
I think you know who the small one belongs to.
Oh, just dealin' with grouches and surprise husbandos. Having a nice day?
did you like my cat jumper?
i think it's a bit of a let down. the ears are more puppy than kitten.
both in your butt. That kamuu style meat locker of yours.
your waifu a shiiiit
take this from a creative writing legend welms
youre gonna have to have 'elma's' somewhere in your shop name
its too good of a baking name to have to not capitalize on it in your business
also im probably gonna be in colorado for 4 years or so starting next year
...
Wanna bet!?!?
This is gonna happen.
Me. You. RR.
There will be tears.
You think this is a game?!
i am... some time off so capitalizing with some rnr
whose being a grouch? also hows your day going
call my waifu kyle shit again and i LITERALLY will not procreate and end our bloodline dad
you can sneak an elma in there too lik El Madrigold Bakery
Elm Avenue Bakery
etc
but he lacks the proper anatomic equipment to procreate...someone hasnt thought this through
...
i never said i was planning to procreate with him
but i do
god i hate emma stones fucking frog face fuck
kek
find a nice girl your age, wait until marriage... lol. wwjd
:OOOOOOOO
Well I'm not sure how fast I can get all this stuff done, but I can say I'm pretty darn motivated.
I just downloaded paperwork for namechange stuff ugh
We're going pretty far down the rabbit hole at this point holy shit.
yes yes yes
time to save and shitpost with emma tbh
Daddy, I'm going to procreate with Tokai.
Before marriage.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
*squish*
Grrrrrrrrrrouch!
Mr? Mr who?!
MMF is being a neo maxi zoom grouchy. Other than that, my day's going pretty dang well!
I was kinda distracted by the cutie inside it, but yeah, it's pretty neat. :3
It's the only game in town, suckah!
Dont bully mai waifu
if we go deep enough we'll be able to find his winter food storage
then we'll be just fine
are you going to get it officially changes to Elma?
i like welms still
no dad
i intend to literally impregnate squash
meh... i dont care what you two do with that abomination of a love affair. you are the blacksheep
...
good. good. i'll get you one with "i have a cat" or something on it. you can sneak that one out in public without anyone thinking it's too weird.
having a good day?
...
he does not currently posses a uterus..
The girl fixing her skirt.
That was me irl.
I HATE YOU DAD!
You just lost 'the game
my cum is very potent
im not worried
triggered
okay fine... heres some money. did you get the toaster i sent?
Hmm. It only costs $110 to change your name.
lol No, that will not me my name. I'm having a mental issue with my middle name though since it's my dad's name and ugh :(
Maybe it will depend on how he takes it this Monday. This will be my last birthday as a boy.
be*
I will switch just for you. This once.
I don't need your money you whore!
Yes, thank you, daddy.
mff is always grouchy tho... and that was R N R
glad your day is swell tho. ima keel anyone who causes sabs bad days
Is elma not a regular name?
im not sure.... i think it is
sorry about your dad bae
i usually just cut connections with any family member who doesnt like me/i dont like
not worth trying to befriend them just because theyre blood, you know? especially if they dont understand you like i do
that's a good rdeal
where can one go about doing this
That's funny, coming from the guy who's so desperate to see my penis all the time.
I want a fluffy pink cat sweater, but with you wearing the hoodie knitted into the center. Not weird at all!
My day's slow but good. I got all my work done early and am just on stand-by until more comes in. What are you up to?
Lewd!
biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
im shipping you a case of condoms, use them for the love of god.
speaking of which, post it nao.
Now I am all smug.
Do you see me smug?
Drinking coffee while smug outta my smug mug into my smug mug, just a smug mug thug
hook this nigga up too
I got that crippling store anxiety
okay fine.. i did impregnate that cactus last year just by glancing at it... it didnt... live long
YOU GET NOTHING
man up or enjoy your sti
Ooooh. I thought maybe you had a sweetie you didn't mention.
If I have a bad day, I'll call you so you can flex that particular set of skills!
Why ask me to post it, then post it?
You just posted it!*
*them
Go smug yourself. ♥
zzz
It is a regular name, but it's an anagram for male and I don't dig that lol
I mean hey, he could accept it. I've only been leaving a trail of breadcrumbs for the last forever. I think he knows something's up. I just meant would it be kosher to change my middle? Do I want to keep my same initials? what's a cute middle name anyway?
Yaknow?
You need to send a petition to the court.
And that's the cost in my state. It's probably different everywhere.
Tomoko won't get fucked in the ass bbecasue she dpesnt have any friends
...
How is that lewd?
Also, typo'd meant to say "that is me..."
Love you, Daddy.
why would i have a MR sweetie... bleh
call me... just call me
:O
That..... that.....Words hurt, you know?
oh... okay, and no cock smoking.. i mean it!
lov u 2 princess
...
now if you ask me welms
i think elma is kind of your name regardless
i think it fits you perfectly, even with the anagram which i had no idea up until now
but i definitely think your overthinking and worrying about things again that you shouldnt
these things really arent as stressful as youre making them
making the nicotine thing has you on edge?
i would be happy in your situation for getting out of the working scene and fulfilling your dream
maybe the*
I dunno. Maybe you met a cute guy and decided to see how the other half loves? :P
Pickle weasel pie!
I ummmmmm don't know. But it must be somehow!
My fetish are japanese girls being forced to sit in a warm water bath in sailor outfits and getting splashed
ihavenevergaybert.jpeg
No, my steam name will be.
Of course I am. It's what I do. Maybe it is the nicotine, but the more I accomplish, the more I seem to need to do. It will be a never ending pile of stress for a while which is why I haven't stopped yet lol I might get another pack for work tbh and I hate that I might. ugh
I mean, it's nothing more than a dream atm. It's all a work in progress. Except it's more like a life in progress haha
It's like you think I was a slut in highschool.
Same.
Oh, alright.
oh man
I sure was
Were you?
GTA:GO????? when!!!!!!?????
^^ woo! Go Britain! Just shouting at the TV because LOLympics.
Sabrina. Motivate me. I need a motivational right now. Motivate me to complete my next task. Please.
people they...they just don't accept us freaks you know?
its in progress yeah, but i think whats important is that youre currently winning
youre 100% on track for it, yes? its an amazing thing velms
you should know this... i mean we DID yiff after all
bard did you pleasure boys in the bathrooms
That depends.
I was too introverted.
yeah well a little felt picture of me wearing a sweater is kind of sweet but my first mental image was of me sewn into your jumper and that's kind of scary.
right now i'm just playing with my imouto. she's playing with this gundam i have on my shelf that we built together.
#sweet loco
I mean, I'm basically just dollars and paperwork away from it. I know what has to be done though. I'd consider that as on track as I'm gonna get for where I am right now.
Scoot, I don't know what your task is, but I know you're up to it. So I want you to stop for a moment, take a deeeep breath, let it out slowly, then focus all your energy on the task and kick it's ass! ♥
"Splash in Hell", they say. As if living with this extreme fetish isn't Hell.
It was an accident!
I sense a story coming on!
*grabs pop corn*
That's what I meant. :3
And regarding that second point...d'awwwww!
*its
...
How do you define a slut?
IT WAS SPECIAL TO ME!!
Its my folder refurb task, I just need to begin.
Thank you senpai
your belief and words make me strong and focus.
FOCUS
anyone wanna dota
*tits
In all seriousness, I define a slut as anyone who uses sex to manipulate, get their way, and/or hurt others, or who leads someone on and cheats on them physically.
I wouldn't consider anyone who enjoys sex and rejects monogamy a slut like most probably would.
You have to let it go!
Just dew eeeeeet!
the most intimate thing I ever got in high school was a head pat
heh. probably.
You're not paying for it is why I suppose haha
Cute!
mef... you used me
Its gonna be Kong because Im gonna smash!
...
Well getting serious ruins my fun because that girl isn't seriously me irl.
Now how am I going to make people think I'm a qt asian girl who got arrested for drifting?
Pet me.
is rin gonna tell a slutty highschool story
if not im gonna be really disappointed
oh thats probably true
dont forget im also gonna siphon your baking profits with tons of free 'samples'
You knew what you were doing, and I'm pretty sure YOU tricked ME!
Smash like Bros!
Wait, that sounds...nevermind.
Yeah, do that! Do that one!
?
Brojob
woo wooo
...
me? tricksy? never...
I'll probably do half off for posters if you show up and prove it with your tripcode.
along with the lines see he's cute?
or did you prefer the hand under the tables
-pet-
BANTS
REAL BANTS
ON BANTS
JUST BANTS
OH ITS BANTER
BANTS IN MY PANTS
it's like you're me irl
Which one was you?
Loki-sama!
This, too, is cute.
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???
@Boo
I used to make out with my girlfriend all lunch period under one of the stairwells.
Closest I've got to a "slutty" highschool story.
I'm so confused.
How was your reading?
everyday until you like it
I already like it
twas all a ruse... not like i like you or anything
b-baka
While you were sleepin'!
Yeah, me too.
copyright infringement
The one dickin' your butt in the other room.
Good.
what does that imply?
I felt so good the rest of the day, everyone should have headpats
it was okai but I got cold and then took a super long shower, at least my legs feel like satin now though. I wanted to now like watch something but I gotta go to dad in half an hour. did you find something to do?
...
tends to be that way. thats when you creep back to bed. and i know youve been gone for hours but I dont want to say anything. i just want to stay together for the kids.
scum
thats hilarious but
if i walked in your store id be a little offended if you didnt overflow me with goodies youve cooked
Little tidbit, SIA followed me on Myspace back in the day before they were total fame.
A shit anecdote but truth
Don't be entitled. They're just cupcakes and other yummy stuffs.
I was considering playing Stardew Valley.
since when are you so scary?
she just went to bed after we drew spiders on the toilet paper in felt tip. how adorbs is that.
worst story of my life
i guess its finally time to suicide
Doesn't it feel good to admit the truth? To admit that you enjoy luring strangers into yiff sessions?
Truer words have never been typed.
I sneak out to play pinball in a warehouse full of rare machines. You wouldn't understand.
this one is good too
a bit random but I think Shia would be a good brother
no
...
w-what are you saying welms
i didnt know thats what the backroom was for!
I heard it's fun and relaxing, you should.
and get a warm drink whilst your at it.
now to make them socially acceptable
...
...
...i feel free
now that hes no longer famous he seems more
accessible now
Of course I wouldn't understand. But you have needs. Needs that cannot be met by me. I mean, you can't tilt me. How can I compete with The Who in this regard.
got fucked by captcha
oh im sorry... did i break you combo?
Yes. 3:
will let it happen next tiem
Will you be my warm drink?
I love this meme
Exaggutor memes always get me.
...where the shit did lexi disappear to?
People from Kentucky should all KY.
:^)
G-get it...?
anything for you
got creeped out by grim and ban
well damn
I'll sit in your lap, and you can hold me while I play.
Fug. It's not like I wanted to be noticed by all the senpais or anything. I'm going to have to go think my life through again now
...
...
...
...having a nap
lates
Oh, sweetie. A while now.
Lulo, that's painfully adorable. You're a good big brother.
I think some people here would find them condescending or degrading. I think those people are dumb.
All that weight off your chest!
You're welcome.
Fun fact: They only wrote that song because a music critic whose favor they wanted was obsessed with pinball.
♥ happy dreams
they were here last night
I bet you snore like an old man.
...
Your thoughts are appreciated but I must retreat to think things through, lub u all baes
yes, that's great.
you can fall asleep too if you want
true dat, appreciation is key
dream good
Only if you promise to carry me to bed if I do.
bbl worky
(you)
Enjoy your shift!
That is a genuinely neat tidbit of info. I didnt know that.
damn
gl welms
youtube.com
did you read that story i wrote?
I promise, I'll even leave most things on.
but I gotta go to dad's now, cya later love.
who do i flirt with now
this place sucks
Enjoy~
Love you.
...
thank you google
Goob.
There's nothing wrong with genuine affection with consent.
Cute video!
I did, and then I remembered that you posted it here a while back. It was just as good a second time. And it makes me feel good to know that not every youngin' is oblivious or desensitized to the nuclear menace that still exists.
...
...
going on tumblr is worse than being a furry
I just got my time off I needed! Woo! I am hype now! So hype!
...
...
...
You are unloved and alone.
I want to get arrested by the bunny.
i want to hurt the bunny real bad
you sure about that
...
...
Ssssssh. Ssh
oh, shit. now i'm embarrassed. i goofed.
i still don't know if i want to read it. #scary
...
can we not
...
post more
...
Furries please leave
Suddenly, Zootopia.
Happy! You need some time to unwind.
Aw, no. Don't be. *hug*
If you're not comfortable doing it, you don't have to. But I think it's wonderful that you were invited.
The bunny must be fucked.
That movie doesn't look great.
its not.
ive made the joker my personal meme
I get to have my five days of carnage and go see BiffyC, RHCP,21Pilots, FOB and many more. wew
Obviously I can.
I don't care for the actor who plays him.
u gon ware dat gator onesie right?
obviously you can
he's apparently good i guess
he method acted the role which makes it even sadder
yeah but doing things you're uncomfortable with is the first step to being comfortable doing them
i'm supposed to be an artist so i should be able to perform. on the one hand. on the other i'm embarrassed and scared and needs hugs.
it's a conundrum.
...
More than likely. We tend to take a costume for one of the evenings.
Its gonna be a smaller crew this year though. We usually have a minimum of 8 of us going, just gonna be three this year. The three musketeers. RIP IT.
j leto and jesse eisenberg are both astounding actors. blame the people that were supposed to direct them.
You're right, that is sad.
Kaybe, this is a blue board, spoiler that shit.
...
"blue board"
I'd smother you to death with hugs if I could. Maybe get hugs from little sister instead? I bet she'd be proud of her brother!
Now y'all can fit in one tent without so many limbs in faces!
post more kaybe
Obviously I will.
That is half the fun. Playing human jenga. Its how you turn friends into lads.
Disgusting furry filth
Lewd
dont spoiler it
that ruins the fun
...
Obviously I won't.
she's actually leaving to see some family tomorrow. i'll get up early and get enough hugs to last me the weekend. also i will pester you for hug emotes. ♥
stop complaining about lewd stuff and post sausage.
...
It isn't lewd though. We are all fully clothed. Have you never slept with friends, in the sense of literally sleeping alongside them.
One of my friends didnt sleep at all for 3 days. Thats the power of narcotics.
:3
...
...
cute
How many pics of my penis will slake your thirst? Seriously?
I'm just joshin' ya, Doozer. I imagine it's a great bonding experience, though I wouldn't know nothiin' 'bout those narcotics.
one maybe.
Thanks, I think I'm cute too.
I cant really say much, I was chewing my face off that weekend.
Maybe, one day, we can both do lines off of a stripper?
*hug*
...
...
now that's just sick
...
A bunny's gotta make a living somehow.
This is borderline bestiality
It really isn't. I know what borderline bestiality looks like.
It looks like a bunny getting fucked
It's going to be a panoramic shot though. May not fit on one monitor.
Yes, we should go to Reno.
You gon' git squished!
THEY ARE ANTHROPOMORPHIZED ANIMALS
to be accidentally chokeholded to death by you would be a good way to go.
furry porn is borderline bestiality
because that is all thats different in furry porn compared to normal, isnt it?
the humans look more like animals?
attraction to that is borderline bestiality
proof.
It's just some lines on some paper dude, I don't see it. I'm posting abstract art.
Why do you try to reason with them? They will only hurt you.
...
Damn, whats that AD line about reno?
hurt me good
I'll hurt you plenty if you want to play splitscreen Doom.
what did that fox mean by that
i didnt care for the new doom
starts too slowly
I mean, I can post actual bestiality if you want to bitch about it.
...
From what I hear, Vegas is trying to be more family-friendly to attract more folks, like a resort. Reno is still a hive of scum and villainy.
I'm waiting for the satellites to align properly. This thing can only be photographed from space!
I wouldn't kill ya. I'd just pop a few ribs. :3
you have bestiality on your computer?
thats fucking disgusting squash
this is gross sir
dont (you) me that
(you) it at loco
bruise me
...
...
It's fucking bestiality
There's no way of twisting it around to make it sound better
Just recorded myself playing Lonely Star.
An hours footage of me getting lost and screaming at angry desert spirits and starving to death.
Should I edit it down or start over?
The irony being that I'm almost for sure you've posted loli and that's basically child porn if we're going by that logic.
Sounds like our kind of place. How about we both save and do a joint US road trip?
its borderline child porn, not child porn
just like furry porn is borderline bestiality
I deleted all that shit long ago
I don't save or post loli porn anymore
That's the argument I'm making.
Then stop riding your high horse.
fur IS bestiality
fucking scum
its a stupid and irrelevant one
i warned u guys about the furries now theyre in phase two
what phase are you
It's fun to argue.
I don't keep beast porn saved due to the legalities of it, but I do enjoy it either way.
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
new thread
I'm just saying that character is drawn way more like a bunny than furry
That's not even that close to what an actual rabbit looks like.
What's your policy on teeth marks?
You seem a bit...perturbed.
Funnnnnn. And if we run out of money, we can get jobs in scummy call centers. That's what Doug Stanhope did!