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interesting choice of words.
I had a dream where my friend, who was a straight up crow, was kidnapped by an evil hotel manager, who was a beanie baby. I ended up taking the manager hostage, but his cronies killed my crow friend by the end. It was very different from my normal dreams, which are normally about running from something dangerous.
good! now stop acting like one
that's a very good way of putting it.
as soon as you stop lusting after children.
I try to pick them wisely.
What would a better question be? what are you currently doing?
I am good, kind of on a horrid sleep schedule, even my friends that stay up until 4 am with me nightly have gone to bed. I need to find more things to do, I've just been watching political videos on youtube for the past while.
well, at least you're good at lots of other things.
that is very strange
hopefully someday you resolve whatever childhood issues caused that dream
i never have and never will
a better question would be anything not related to my mood. it's best not to give me a platform to bitch.
currently just here, and watching a tv show. my cat wouldn't let me sleep so I've just been awake for a while. it's like 4am here.
interesting choice. I've gotten quite into those myself. who do you watch?
my humor does not always land. just ignore that one.
oops stupid new threads
I am not the best at picking up on jokes.
while that may be true, that applies to most people when I'm involved.
you dont even know what youre talking about
youre just going along with the memes
you see this is exactly how your homosexuality started
The cringe would probably put me in the hospital
I know plenty.
yes. I have read some of my old posts and chat logs and it makes me want to off myself every time.
I have had my cat do that, the times when she lays on my back and sleeps makes it worth it.
Do you like hot beverages, and if so which is your favorite?
Either way the banter is fun.
my cat sleeps ontop of me the shithead, everytime a roll over i get attacked. i think it's cause i'm warm or something?
yeah sure you do
just think about that and your supposed sexuality fairy boy
usually those are too much work for me to bother with, and I don't even like most of them. hot chocolate is definitely my favorite though. hot cider is pretty good, too.
yes, I do enjoy our back and forth.
every post you make radiates so much projection it's nearly blinding.
Not unlike my hips on yours.
I'd probably die from the cringe alone
you always manage to bring it back to lewd. and I like it.
best not to look back then. I doubt you could possibly compete with my levels of cringe though.
I'm a very sexual human being.
I managed to pick up on that somehow, yes.
I try pretend that whatever I do on the internet disappears as I close the tab. It does right? but reals screw reading back through shit you did.
I remember doing a lot of stuff I'm not proud of
yeah, I try to pretend it didn't happen sometimes. I'm quite different now anyway, so I guess technically it was another person anyway.
best to bury those memories deep down like all the others.
- one anyway. too many.
I do not bother most of the time but I can never decide between tea and hot chocolate
It's mostly to fill a hole in my life.
Having people to flirt with makes me less lonely in a physical sense.
maybe you wish
not a fan of tea. hot chocolate is so soothing.
yes, I understand that quite well.
It's the folder bringing them back
maybe running one of those pray the gay away programs would be fulfilling work
you big softy.
Well it would makes sense.
You are a pedo and those are often run by Catholics.
I'm not as crass as I let on.
I would like to think I have a big heart in the end.
I know. I am in fact more crass than I let on, but also quite fond of cuddling.
Netflix won't work
Looks like we balance out together.
why won't it work? I would contact them and see what is wrong. that's pretty much the worst thing I can think of.
on the surface it seems like I would work with lots of people.
Because it logged me out of my brother's account and I don't have the password
I doubt any issues you might have would be too big for some.
yikes. that is very unfortunate. it's not very expensive, have you considered getting your own account? it's very worth it.
it would be lovely if that were true.
shouldnt u be protesting the police the police for the actions of a few bad apples u dumb hippie
also playing ur stupid zelda whatever
We live together so there's not much point.
I have either YouTube or SoundCloud now
I think it is. More so than you think.
I've never expressed political stances involving environmental or official involvement.
You're either cherry picking or projecting again.
oh thats right ur a horsefucker too so u definitely know about pretending to like shit to fit in
just apply all that to homosexuality im tellin u it's the same thing
I appreciate your words, even if I know myself well enough to know how misguided they are.
oh, well just wake him up and get the password then.
but ur doing the same thing to the catholic church
also please go away ur a bad influence on cupcake and he actually might be worth saving go away
I'd rather not
he might actually be worth saving
That's why I speak for others.
Not for you.
then you're stuck without netflix for now.
I don't know what to watch on YouTube either
Ever noticed when the one or two people that are willing to talk to Sci leave he throws these weird fits?
What's up with that?
How did you do that to the file name?
weird al music videos.
alt 3. it always turns red on Holla Forums for some reason.
once i get u straight u will understand
face it ur wearing a handmedown gay mask to fit in just get rid of it and u will feel way better
One day I'll get a list of the different text things you can do here.
u see none of the other people who have also been duped want u to get fixed so they wont have to examine themselves but u can do better than them
you do that. it's good to have goals.
I don't think I will ever understand you.
I have a few I am working on.
It's too late I already went to SoundCloud
I'm so sorry.
like imagine ur a fat guy whos friends with a bunch of other fat guys
they dont want you trying to get fit because then theyd feel even worse about being fat themselves and not fixing it
now apply all of that to homosexuality in animus
They keep me content.
I know it's hard for the mind of someone attracted to children to understand, but some people are actually gay.
overwatch needs more content.
The other day he argued it was a choice.
what, being gay? it is.
u can do it cupcake break through the memes
Being a pedo.
not a choice. not while children are so damn sexy.
Maybe he can plea for insanity.
Tell the judge he's just crazy 'bout them little girls.
I'm still not sure why Sci hasn't been retroactively perma banned though.
u see cupcake they even hid the truth in plain sight by making it a meme youre not meant to believe and now youre regurgitating the meme like it's a joke
It's the only app that I can play music in the background without having to pay for shit but finding the right songs in good quality is not easy
with how loudly he protests against both pedophilia accusations and "the gays" my guess is his interests are more in little boys.
life is full of free things with minor inconveniences.
Considering his obsession with Zoe and BC and them being men I wouldn't doubt it.
plus little boys are just so much cuter.
dont believe their lies see the truth cupcake
you can do it i believe in you
I finished shower so sleepy
Want to start a pool to pay off the mods or Bebo to perma Sci?
i already bribed bebo more than u can match
no. I couldn't care less if he posts from now until the end of time. he amuses me at best and is easy to ignore at worst.
Ihave not brushed yet
I honestly doubt Bebop unbanned you for anything related to you.
So how long 'till you have to head out?
whats stopping u
u are sleepy
Nothing is ever truly free
I was about toooo
GO NOW GO GO GO
I do not know. I might be tired any moment as well. the future is shrouded in mystery.
Need a cuddle buddy?
youre not gay
I almost always want one.
Come get some.
thats the memes talking
youre not gay!
sci says I'm not gay though.
this isnt a laughing matter
He's also not a pedo.
see that is yet another meme to steer u away from the truth
squash is one of those fat friends cupcake
save urself cuz he wont
he clearly isn't. I mean come on, squash. don't believe the memes.
the fact that I genuinely believe he's being earnest about this only makes it better.
Sci called me fat.
I'm almost flattered.
i know it s difficult but u can fight through it i believe in u
I'd still cuddle you. no homo.
All the homo.
no. I've decided to make the choice not to be gay.
youve already gotten further than most just sleep on it thats enough for today
Sleeping really poorly lately.
What's going on today? Fill me up.
FILL ME IN**
I lament for George.
Eatting and posting.
But you're essential to me you're the air I breathe I believe if you ever leave me I'd have no reason to be
We all know what you really want slut
oh that will still happen. I'll just say no homo every time our balls touch.
Guess I can tuck them in.
What are you having?
you are quoting some song. those words are wasted on the likes of me otherwise.
brushing as fast as I can
Chips and salsa.
implying gay is a choice
no need. no homo makes everything straight.
also no thanks. you're cute but...
It's stuck in my head
NOT FAST ENOUGH GIVE IT A HUNDRED AND TEN
Now the Brits going to lecture us.
What if we k-kiss?
It wasn't an invitation... Also wow! The rejection! Is it because you're not the filling things up kind of person?
You need it for being dumb America
what is up
man this season of bojack was the funniest yet, and the most depressing.
could be worse.
we say no homo after man. it works in literally every situation.
that is indeed a big part of it.
I only moved to America a few years ago after growing up in Krzechistan.
I WAS TWO HOURS OFF
I feel like season 2 was better.
woah it's kinda sped up
Better than what I have to listen to all night
yeah that was me
Doesn't surprise me
Given your bumpkiness
I am. After hardly sleeping.
That's one way to do things I suppose. Did you go to sleep yet or are you about to?
I wonder what the other parts are.
What, did you sleep already?
it gets better every season in my opinion.
you should listen to better things.
noooo gong to sleep like now
in 10 minyoots
I only sleep about 2 hours a day with a 1 hour nap somewhere in there.
I woke up a while ago.
I feel like it just rehashed a lot of old topics.
They did kind of hit me with the Sara Lynn thing.
u can catch up on sleep when ur dead soldier
have a good one bye
I think they went a lot deeper on things, but I could see how that would give one the impression of just rehashing.
I'll pretend that not knowing doesn't completely demolish my confidence and self esteem.
Oh right. I might go back to bed soon too. Well you almost made it at least.
What do you do to stay up?
I was happy for Caroline though.
I hope the mouse works out for her.
it really shouldn't. trust me.
I hope she doesn't sabotage herself. I find the cat/mouse pairing adorable as hell.
I would but then I can't use my phone
You wouldn't steal a car
You wouldn't vandalise a shop
You wouldn't kill a man
So why talk to sci?
almost does not put the priest in the bathtub
get a laptop already.
I feel like that's where it's going.
unfortunately so do I.
I can't use a laptop at my work
I have a hard enough time getting on my phone
It's not me, it's you?
almost does not put the priest in the bathtub
Why does he need to be put there in the first place?
yes but you are not still at work. you should have one for home.
We can only hope for the best.
as cliche as that is, yes. it's entirely correct.
well, that and we barely know each other. that's a factor as well. but even if we did, the first part would remain constant.
I'm saving up already tho
Mass suicide when
What a shame. I guess I'll have to settle for soto.
OOoOOoOOooOK bedtim nnaan
good. save faster.
he was after me this morning. that guy is a weirdo. handsome though.
Not my type really.
oh really? it's weird because it really seems like you want him so bad.
keep it up, kiddo.
There are people from here that I've done things with but he is not one of them, not that I haven't had the chance to.
Oh! You're being sarcastic aren't you?! Bully!
sarcasm is found in about 90% of things I say. and that's not just online.
They say sarcasm doesn't work on the internet. Not as well at least.
You know I will
yes. I encounter this problem often.
Is that sarcasm?
honestly I have no idea sometimes.
Is this sarcasm?
Are you ok?
I haven't been okay in a while.
I don't think so.
Do you ever sit around thinking only to realize something dreadful? Like you're on a train going off a cliff but you cannot get off?
Also I can't find my underwear.
I try to avoid thinking.
you don't need them
Those two are not related by the way.
I spend too much time doing so probably.
It'd be less embarrassing if I had to be somewhere.
I also have this problem.
i try think about trivial things, don't you?
"Don't worry about it."
Is that sort of like thinking about something non-sexual when you have a boner?
I wish I could be in a coma for like a month. I'm gonna go try right now.
best of luck.
What dose it mean
I don't think today'll be a good day.
Do you have any of your old folders still
I've noticed you keep posting the same images
why not, cupcake?
They're all on external storage, and I don't really feel bothered to set up my external just to post.
Besides Youmu, anyway, who's on a thumb drive.
Apparently I also moved Rin K. to local storage.
Just had some less than savory thoughts waking up.
Youmo is overused
Rin is just as lovely too
well I hope you feel better. as always, I'm willing to listen if you want to vent.
Give me a reason to put that effort forth.
I usually feel awkward posting her, since I can't maintain the personality I had back.
Well, I can, but it's exhausting.
There really isn't anything to vent about.
I'm probably just in a dour mood.
well I certainly understand those.
I don't have one that you care about
but she's super cute
You don't need to act like a faggot just to use her
I'll get better. Probably.
Who are you, really?
So I could call you a boy/male then, right
We're matching again.
it will. though I understand the irony of me saying something like that.
I feel like I could remind you but I'd have to say something embarrassing
I can't believe you forgot me too
three years is a long time.
The only people I have vivid memory of from that time at the ones I maintained contact with when I left.
A bit longer if I only knew them as an alicefag.
Have a good day.
I see. I don't even remember the last time we talked so that makes sense
zie je later
hey sweetheart, has the sun blessed you?
If you still have me on steam or skype you could, like, tell me there.
I was going to say no, but now that you're here....
I don't have you on anything
Steam would be optimal
whatcha up to?
time to rimsky
how is everyone?
I was looking for things to do, though.
same really, bound by too much choice.
you wanna maybe hmm watch a movie together?
I accepted it, by the way.
I dunno about a movie...
I dunno, really.
I already said it
iunno which movie anyway..
I think I'm gonna try reading in the garden to see if it stays on my mind. If not I'll like just lock myself in my room again.
Oh, so you did.
Steam didn't start flashing to tell me.
Enjoy your reading.
Yeah.. that better be you
It sounds familiar, but I can remember several people who fit that description.
I was the best one though
The best who's still wish us, I'm sure.
I see the error and I don't care to correct it.
I see the error and I don't care to correct it.
my fucking life
also good morning
my fucking life
I remember your name now.
buenos dias muñequita
i refuse to adult today...
No hablo español.
"good day little doll"
sleep is for the weak... push harder
but sleep is good yo, how goes it sama
102 with the index today
it bes good yeh, hbu
I mean... I could be...
but I think Tokai has first claim.
38c? do you have aircon
i'm ok, kinda cold, kinda sleepy, bored.
oh... you two make a lovely pair
38c... got me a little window unut ac behind me.
but like... later i have to go out and do things :/
literally hot as balls out there
98.6 and humid... js
hot as balls
drink lots of water .. and use sunscreen.. outside is evil
welll yeh duh... cute as a button
ikr... already got a bag packed with stuff for the day.
go outside in this shit for 3 hours
have to pack a bag
BRING ME WINTER DAGZ!
need like northern hemisphere from october through march
and southern hemisphere april thru september
winter shouldn't be to far off! The days are starting to get longer here, next month is spring, so I guess autumn for you'ses?
not til mid september here... the south dont even care about seasonal changes that follow a Gregorian calendar
maybe ill just move to Antarctica... commune with the penguins
...hello thread posting person
is it dead
perfect speed for me... 10am on a weekday tho
pls call me bruce, or papito
its boo dad
but that reminds me of this
i hear penguins are true og
tfw no pet penguin
only dogs and cats
biologist's license SOON
want a penguin but it would literally die here
now its dead boo...
we all want a pet penguin ;-;
"Estimated Delivery August 17th 2016"
It feels so good living so close to my nearest shipping center.
that or a monkey... penguin is boss tho
god damn that fucking shit is my nightmares
a monkey that sits on the shoulder? ooooh that'd be dope
just ordered a couple more of those wifi electric plugs... est shipping time 8-10 days :/
Is that supposed to be a hand heart?
the poor guy had probably such a bad day
i feel bad for him
whats the worst creature youve had to deal with at home in AUS?
my camera has no timer
so i had to move my right hand back at lightning speed
Why not just take a video, and then capture it from that?
bearded capuchin > capuchin
drops the toupe'
agreed... i wasnt specific enough
thats what i do for webcam dickpics
i was too lazy to do it for that one though
a-at least the message still carried over
moar from the desk of the trump
I suppose so.
mm, probably snakes.. also spiders, but a fair few snakes.. been chased by an emu once? shit was scary
he kind of looks like a gopher
lol that was creepy and funny
have sum moar
chased by a fucking emu
holy shit fam i thought it was just a meme
its like literal aliens dude
your webms are pretty funny
gotta put em in a diaper tho coz they like to lobb shite
gtg... productive things
sorry in advance
How are you feeling rinsa?
have a good morning?
See you, Daddy.
Better than when I woke up.
Turns out my phone's going to take ~5 days less than the ETA I was given.
Feels good living so close to shipping centers.
That nap lasted a while.
anyone wanna do a shot with your boo
i got some 100% cydka
i have to always pay like 10 bucks to get the 2 day shipping since only fed ex delivers to your house in the buttfuck mountains
and its never actually 2 days either
Amazon Prime tho
I pay standard fare for standard (~one week) shipping.
And get 2 day shipping because it's a few hours from the arrival location.
i'll pay ur fare
im actually severely jealous about this
think we can change lives?
That warm morning attentions feels great~
Beyond that, this isn't really a city worth living in, tbh.
There's nothing to do besides go to school.
Unless you're old enough to retire.
TBH, Welma, I always notice you but I'm afraid to talk because I might spill my spaghetti all over. :<
dad-sama gave you some attention too but it was a bye
i figured most college cities built a ton of stuff for the kids to do
assuming thats what youre meaning
i sleep night!
Don't be afraid.
I love some spag~
Yeah, well hi-byes don't count. Hmmph.
How's it going? Are you up early or still up?
I think I'm gonna order a pizza before work but iunno.