Crash Bandicoot Retold, second batch

This needs to stop. I'm positive that it won't, though.

thats one hell of an exposition dump to stick above some nasty mstitties

It gets worse.

fucking hell, everytime he messes up the speech bubbles I start reading the page like a manga and it makes about as much sense

>ANIME REFERENCE

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JUST

See, now we are at the parts that i wanted to forget the most. Heaven help us

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except anime gets reference from real life, not like the sneezing thing happens i mean people just say it happens and then someone references it on their work.

i'd take Crash Retold everytime before watching animu

and here we go, the long ordeal of him repeatedly ripping off dragon ball z

What the fuck is even going on anymore?

This is an amazing journey I'm undergoing.

Oh hey Trunks and … Who?

Kingdom Hearts makes more sense.

It's clearly Bra

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Fuck yes

Wrong file

i see where this is going

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I'm so glad that this character returned for a whole 3 or 4 pages, it really got me invested in his character and in the 3 panel fight sequence.

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>Literally Trunks' introduction for Crash's Son

I should stopr re-reading this.

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By the way, for those ones who still don't know, there's fucking 11 of these stories, not including the spin offs or other comics he does.

This guy can't possibly be human.

I have zero regrets.

Wich one of this. I can (unfortuantely) remeber every one except this one.

lmao fuck

is*
This fucking thing is destroying my grammar.

why is circle chan so concerned for coco

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Oh boy get fucking ready.
I'm on the edge of my seat you now guys.

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goddamn it he's throwing the plot of Tekken into this mess too

Don't even bother.

Oh. Why.

They still need to defeat Evil Crash. But still stay on the edge of your seat newfags/friends and those who don't remember it.

we really need to make the crash retold wiki, I can barely remember who the inner core of ocs are let alone anyone else

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FUCK

legend

This one makes no sense. With Trunks it kinda worked because Trunks looked like a normal Human/Saiyan Hybrid. These two are way too fucking obvious.

Sometimes I wonder if crash retold is made by some kind of ai that is only vaguely familiar with what human emotions are

As if this shit isnt weird enough.

What does that even mean? 3 and 9 months?

expositing things that are happening right now is so avant garde that this must be pure kino

Whoops. I was trying to draw a bandicoot in Oekaki and forgot to close out of it.

wa-wasnt derukui kill and didnt that dragonthing promise to rez her?

There two grills with names that sound the same. One was the scientist and the other was the cat. He's talking about the cat.

What the fuck is even going on?

Weren't they trying to hop around in the past collecting crystals. Where the flaming fuck is this coming from, in what time, and why.

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M-Muh new body

that last panel lol

Wait no I think than THIS one is the scientist, the cat still hasn't appeared. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

why is derukui a furry now, wasnt she a gril before

Breasts

apparently this

plot thickens

What the fuck is happening in that last panel?

No this one is actually the scientist. she now ALSO became a cat from what I can understand. Holy hell this is confusing even with a second viewing.

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10/10 romance here folks.

It has to be the Derukui that was a gril before, in the shower scene they exposit that she got resurrected and ditched Cortex for a monster Brio made which is apparently Megamix then this bullshit. Only Crash Retold would have this confusing bullshit with characters with the same name, personality and backstory who aren't the same person.

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is it okay if I give up trying to understand the plot/backstory/charas?

It's impossible to understand Crash Retold, there's like six of these animu crash fancomics made by the same guy which are not in continuity with each other except when they are. And thats leaving aside the other fandoms he dips his toes into.

Huh, HUH.

It's OK, I lost track of who these OCs are a long time ago, I don't even know who the fuck the guy dressed in black is.

So the BBG Bandicoot is Crash's grandfather, even though Crash was made in a fucking lab.

I think the guy in black is jin. Which is baffling because the laid back guy is Vegeta, the edgemaster is Goku and Gohan is his brother apparently.

When will Kazuya Bandicoot appear.

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this is critical oc overload

WATER FIRE

Or is it
WATER, FIRE

Oh I get it, I thought those comments looked familiar.

Why must a fucking support guy always appear out of fucking nowhere to say something and then vanish it triggers me so much

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Wasn't there a yellow/orange sonic OC somewhere in this story.

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Hoo boy is He here?

who the fuck is that pink bitch

HE COMES

It's the time for him

IT'S HAPPENING

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Why are they looking at eachothers' chests? Are they gay?

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lol rip

These panels almost feel like they were jumbled around in a bag and placed in a random order.

That reads like sandpaper.

Count the busters

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Threadly reminder.

I want to forget this. But i never will.

How did they come to this conclussion.

DELETE THIS

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Who is this faggot?
FROM WHERE DID THE HOBO SAMURAI COME FROM?

Shot into the great ripper roo anus in the sky.

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Sad panel. Get ready, because it's gonna get batshit insane.

Do modern mangos even do this shit anymore?

It's like if Jak and Daxter fused together, then fused with Goku, then fused with crash bandicoot.

Jesus Christ, here it comes. Get some snacks while you have time, it's gonna get fucking wild.

Modern manga is the only place it's seen.

Of all things it blocked, why didn't my brain block THIS from memory.

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I thought she was a horse.

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I'm dying

HERE WE GO

you know, I actually think Derukui was kinda cute before she turned into a furry

BEHOLD, AND DESPAIR!

???

Remind me what it is. Isn't it something with Steph accidentally exposing herself?

NOW YOU ALL TOO SHALL SUFFER

Due do the way Steph is drawn I keep thinking it's actually a cartoon horse OC rather than a dragon.

I wish it was that simple.

goddamn it, more excuses for MSpaint titties here we go

BEHOLD, MY TRUE FORM

send fucking help i'm dying

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Wait, did you censor bar it or did the creator censor bar it.

holy shit

HERE IT IS. OBSERVE!

W-wait a second. Is this where the tail combat from one of the later crossovers originated?.

Nah, he actually uploaded the original "censored"

Some things need to be removed from existence.

looking closer i realize there wasnt a transformation at all
she just got down on all fours, naked and her tail sprouts from her asshole now

Why does she have paw pads? MORE UNNECESSARY NUDITY.

Huh, i just realized how big Julia's tits are…

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She also loses her nipples randomly.

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everyone get stabbed from behind or surprise stabbed at least, cheering for the evil guys is suffering

She's going to the shadow realm.

Wait, was this the portal that sucked Julia to the Evil Crash dimension? Is the final battle coming soon?

Aaand to the Shadow Realm she went.

I want human Derukui back

oh god what is this thread doing to me

I'm fucking dead. Top kek.

OH SHIT FINAL BATTLE (1) SOON

THE ERA OF DARKNESS BEGINS IN THIS THREAD

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PUT A SHIRT ON ALREADY

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

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Why the fuck is Cortex not using his gun and trying to deliver an uppercut to Crash.

Something about it is just hilarious

Oh boy

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Don't worry, user. I fixed it for you.

where the fuck was uka uka

Crash you hypocrite fuck

kek overload

The awful hilarity of this is that the author probably does not mind futa.

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Thanks.

kek

Wait don't kill him we need him for the 3rd act twist!

Massive kek.

(((What's happening?)))

Ahh, this arc is just as nonsensical as I remember. I'm eagerly awaiting Super Bandicoot 2/3/God though. That's when SuperSaiyanCrash starts getting some "serious" writing chops and it becomes really interesting.

OH FUCK IT'S HAPPENING

These panels are just awful screenshots, jesus christ.

Its coming…

Did she really need to throw a dagger at the lever? She was like 2 feet away from it.

It's very close now…

What did those two piles of purple garbage did to him? What an asshole

It's almost here…

OBLIGATORY THEME FOR THE UPCOMING BATTLE
Unless somebody finds something more edgy and/or bombastic than this

THE FINAL BATTLE BEGINS

WHAT

Wew

FINAL BATTLE TIME

didn't mean to quote that post, im a fag

Oh fuck, I'm in for a treat aren't I.

isn't it beautiful?

IT HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN

It's like fucking poetry.

Activate the Devil Gene Ji- I mean, Crash.

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Daily reminder that Bandicoots are the Master Race

I wonder where Evil Crash's sword came from.

When did Crash hang out with ottsels.

All that power, look at the blast when they met.

Everything about this is blatantly plagiarized from one thing or the other

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Good lord just kill julia already we fucking know its going to happen.

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Couldn't he just go Kaioken like when he did when the crystals spoke with him to even the odds.

Nah man, the best is yet to come.

Oh, so the yellow shit are sparks

We HoMM 4 now.

OH MAN GET READY FOR SOME BULLSHIT

gib me those furry tiddies

Was this the Super Angel transformation or was that in the Heihachi fight?
Nice double dubs btw

God this guys loves drawing mspaint tiddies.

Furfags need to be sent to the oven.

I was always bemused that SSC won't even let thoroughly evil rapist brainwashing women be on top in a relationship. Even after they conquer the world, even after she brainwashes and rapes him into submission, he's still the king. The casual sexism bleeds it's way into how he writes.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's still amusing.

BOY
(Gonna spoiler the next page to not ruin the surprise)

Super Angel was when Crash was going to go Berserk or whatever because of the demon gene but then she cures him because fuck you Crash is my favorite character and nothing bad ever happens to him?
If so yeah, that was with Heihachi

I'm on the edge of my seat, user.

BEHOLD

Because why the fuck not.

Oh, it was Fake Super Saiyan.
This form never got used again, did it?

Well
I guess

That's some bullshit.

Jesus christ.

this one spin is better than DBZ tbh

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What the fuck is happening in the third panel.

BUT WAIT
THERE'S A BETTER SPIN TO THAT ONE.

Has "I just got here and I can already tell you're a faggot" happened yet?

Also, "best" quote in the entire first art coming.

That doesn't happen for a long, long time.

…that there's a camper somewhere!

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There it is. Probably the worst panel grammar-wise of this entire arc.

What the fuck is that gobbledook. I have no idea what Cody was trying to say.

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Oh no

This entire fucking page is bizarre

I've never noticed this. What in gods name is he saying? Is this a saying somewhere in the world?

All I can hear is kazoos.

Did the author have a stroke?

THEY GON GET BUGGERED

COUNT THE BUSTERS

What begins now, folks?

More autism

THIS

Someone, insert the Navy Seal copypasta in the last panel, please.

>His legs aren't robotics yet

GG it's over.

We in it now folks

I thought Kazuya would appear in a different regard.

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WE'RE IN FOR IT NOW, SCOOBS

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So was he supposed to be Regular Frieza, Turles or Cell?

everybody dies, the page

I have never seen such disbelief in a man/bandicoot's face before.

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even though I know theres going to be some bullshit deus ex machina like Evil Crash getting shot or some other retarded bullshit fuck you

You forget the power of friendship

lmao calm down user

How many Deus Ex Machina did we have in this thread so far? 3?

Oh boy, MSpaint titties to save the day

What am I doing with my life?

More than the titties shown in this entire comic.

Why doesn't Evil Crash shoot his laser again.

Oh boy. This is gonna b gud.

Shoot the laser you stupid purple faggot

What the fuck is going on in the last panel!?

Racial abilities have long cooldowns, duh.

Man I could go for some m&m icecream.

Epic fight scenes, bro

Why is Cody completely undamaged.

We're finally reaching the maximum climax

HIS MAGIC BLOOD YOU
FUCKING IDIOT

Oh SHIT.

Good catch man, I completely forgot he had that.

RELEASE YOUR INNER HOLLOW CRASH-KUN

oh

Oh no…

WELL SHIT IT'S TRUE

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch ?

RIP

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How the fuck did that happen? Did the sword just bounce away and hit him by accident or some shit?

HERE…WE…

I sense crash about to go Super Saiyan.

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

HOW IS HE ALIVE

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STOP

RULES OF NATURE

Is it time?

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

Dude come on.

SUPER SAND LESBIAN

THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM

This one is in reverse tho.

IT'S TIME

I'M A SUPER SAIYAN

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daaaaamn

Those crystals look so bad my god.

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AND THIS IS JUST THE FIRST

im came and started farting

What the hell

Also say what you will besides the crystals this was drawn much better than most of the comic.

Holy shit this fucking lore is 10/10

EXPLAIN THIS

SUPER

BANDICOOT

fucking nips are into bestiality

Aku aku's smug expression pisses me off.

It's not instant regeneration, how can he use his blood magic to heal others otherwise?

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HE DEFLECTED A LASER WITH A PUNCH

Welp that's his sword.
It's back. Because.
Did you miss it?

Did he just casually slap the laser away?

I wonder what's his power level.

Over 8000 bandicoots

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What the fuck is even happening?

Even when there is a modicum of effort expended, I still have no idea what's going on.

OH NO GUYS!

What is happening?

This is why you have story boards and make rough drafts and REVIEW what you have made.

when the fuck did megamix get here?

No, I actually figured it out shortly after I posted. The image of Evil Crash in the sky in panel 2 simply isn't supposed to be there.

Crash cut him, beam-blasted his ass into the ground (that's what panel 3 is), panel 4 was the beam fizzing out, and that's that.

Fucking…

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It's supposed to be DBZ sanic combat. You know when they move so fast the only thing you see are the blows of the attacks?

I think Megamix just doesn't give a fuck. He just turns up now and again to see how shittier it gets.

Is this series 1 or 2? I remember last year it look like a week to get through most of it, but this year it feels faster.

PLEASE

Why out of all this garbage does this bother me the most. It would have been better if it was just the kamehamaha

That could almost make sense, but then why is Crash flying to Evil Crash in panel 2, after he's already there from cutting him in panel 1?

Wait your close, the bubbles are the beam hitting him really fast. Punch lasers if you will.

Who the fuck even found this way back when.

We're finally in the final chapter of our story

Classic Holla Forums

this has to end

You know damn well it isn't

THIS ISN'T EVEN LEGEND OF CRASH YET!

(checked)
Only for this comic.

I don't know. Maybe the slash was so strong it blew him away? But then that brings up the question of how it wouldn't slice him in two if it was such a strong attack. Fuck man we shouldn't be looking for consistency in this. You know it doesn't exist.

What.

i ve spent all day here,could be playing Botw, but i have no regrets

I bet what actually happens is:
Panel 1: Crash cuts Evil Crash with sword
Panel 2: This is how it looks from the ground, i.e. Crash blazed there so fast he left a trail
Panel 3: Evil Crash is falling while circles are rain drops on the camera
Panel 4: Sword magically vanishes from Crash's hands while he observes Evil Crash going down
Panel 5: Smack

I graduate in a week and my Master's thesis is due in 3 days. Zero regrets.

Oh man, hes so powerful you guys.

This always cracks me up.

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Oh snap, I never considered that. That's good. That ties into what said as well. It all makes sense now.

Sounds plausible?

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I'm glad it's over.

That was only the first story arc.

It's…it's over. He did it guys. Crash did it.

I haven't even read the thing before and I know we're nowhere near over, they haven't even killed Heihachi yet.

what a ride

He did it. FInally it's over.

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A N I M E T I T S

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Aku Aku was a lot better at changing the future than the Blunder God was, Raiden did literally everything wrong.

WHO EVEN ARE HALF THESE PEOPLE

Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.

OKAY NOW ITS BULLSHIT

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What a wild ride, filled with screenshots.

Stop this.

what the fuck, they're babies?

Who god why are they babies

what, why are they kids?

Anons, that's the true ending of Crash 3.

Did you not play Crash 3 or were you not born yet?

This fucking page

thank fuck megamix put a shirt on

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Oh man I forgot that I never 100%'d crash 3.

I remember that I always got burned out on the relics for the gem room.

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And so, this Arc comes to an end.

Oh for fucks sake those are the school uniforms from digimon 02

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fuck it im gonna fap to it, im too pent up

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This autistic journey is finally over for now.

dat ass

What is wrong with that poor womans ass?

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Oh child, if you you knew

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Well anons, i hope you enjoyed reviving these horrible memories of this comic series, as well for the newfags that are probably having an aneurysm.

But we all know this shit isn't over
Tune on next week, as we continue digging on the dark depths of autism with CRASH RETOLD 2.

also enjoy the other pic

I DIDN'T NEED TO REMEMBER THIS

Why?

why does someone go out of their way to make these things and continue doing so FOR 6 YEARS WITHOUT IMPROVING THIER ART? I thought Chris-chan was the only guy that would do something like this, but this guy makes something that surpasses Sonichu in every fucking way

This isn't fucking autism, this is a level that far surpasses autism into its own spectrum and category, im completely fucking flabbergasted by this whole thing. This should not exist in any way but i'm staring at it with my own eyes, but my brain just refuses to comprehend it all at once out of fear of suffering a complete shutdown

This second arc is already making me angry.

That horse/dragon/lizard thing with toxic hair doesn't look like it was drawn by the same artist, and neither does that furshit in the bottom left corner.

that ending

that blue jackal in the bottom right of the first page still confuses me

Is that a BIG MAC I see there? Are there fucking fake tits on a wolf? What is this mish-mash of styles in 2nd picture?

its the Ocarina of Time,

im done for today

Gonna continue dumping on Friday night, probably. I need a break from this shit.

Post the second one; I've yet to see it.

Never mind.

i have absolutely and unironically been hype for this thread all day at work

take me away

LIKE TEARS IN THE RAIN

Fucking lovely. It's always a good time come our semi-annual retelling of Crash Retold.

When's Tail Got Trolled? I've genuinely never read that one.

This was a fucking ride that I don't wanna go on ever again. I can't even begin to explain all of what's wrong with this comic, but I had my laughs and spent my whole day reading this.

I'm more surprised no one put their foot up his ass about this and tried to make him improve.

See you Friday.

For the optimal effect play all three on loop.

I know I'm really fucking late to this thread, was busy reading the other, but just had to acknowledge this underrated post.