He takes a sigh of relief, dials his phone, calling Waluigi to hightail him the heck outta there. He hangs up, turns around and puts both hands on his face, drooping his frown all the way down as he sees a cop peeking on the other side. The cop smirks and glares smugly, tiptoeing closer to Wario, Wario begins backing away, trying to shake the bag of goodies he snagged, but it’s no use, his hand has an uncontrollable iron grip. The cop tiptoeing becomes faster, then Wario begins to fucking run. After that, the cop blows the whistle.
Wario’s more than halfway down the alley and about to escape it, unfortunately the cop breaks into a sprint, tackling him, then several others start surrounding Wario. He’s really in for it now, until, cop loses his grip by the earth rumbling, tumbling everyone around like ragdolls, hot steam coming below their feet, making them dance like monkeys for a few secs and the floor suddenly becoming a sinkhole, Wario and the bundle of cops all fall inside the hole. As they’re in the air, a comedic fight sequence occurs, they try and punch wario but miss and end up punching each other and one gets farted on after, then a slap fight occurs, thud. They’ve hit the ground.
‘’’Now’’’ you can move Wario inside a place that’s unapologetically similar as the starting area from Virtual Wario Land, there are two cops that are unconscious now. The rest are nowhere to be seen. The deeper Wario goes inside the cavern, the darker and more uncomfortable it starts to become, with gibber-like whispers and veiny faces now beginning to shape the pulsing, fleshy walls. Moving hands replace the grass and expressions turn morbid. Distorted and macabre noises fill the rooms you are walking in. Wario rolls his eyes and yawns, but he jumps when there is a scream then gets angry and punches the screaming face. With its many sounds of sharp pain, unholy suffering and incomprehensible terror. It all intensifies to a catastrophic orchestra of horror the deeper you go! Then, it turns to a screeching halt as Wario goes into the last room. It’s completely silent, very polished, airy room. There is a gigantic treasure box, generously covered with diamonds, gems, jewels and many rare items. The inside is shining glamorously with a light so bright, It can give might to any night. Wario’s curiosity gets the best of him, and he decides to a small peek inside, he gasps and reaches into it, seemingly impressed with what’s in there, then a giant hand SHUTS IT CLOSED. Behind the chest there are shining eyes, face faintly visible. A hungry bull demon with red jewels for eyes and gigantic horns.
It starts dragging the box with Wario’s lower body still on the outside. Wario struggles for a bit inside the closed box, but he manages to crack it right open with a big punch from his wario strength, jumping out of it heroically, with a perfect fist formed in his hand. The unexpected opening hitting the demon in the faaaaace. It gets super pissed and shoots a variety of lazers out of its mouth, making holes everywhere on the ground and having Wario fall in one of them. He falls so deep he manages to go to the other side of the world! Now, Wario looks at his fist, kisses it then makes a teasing punch directly at the player, kissing his biceps & knuckles after. This is where the title screen and theme song for Wario Land 5 appears. The hub world is the two cities and the underground where he came out of.
I personally don't want Amiibos. I've never bought one or even seen one in person. Sometimes you don't have a choice but to obey though, it's hard, bosses are cunts. If that choice ever comes up, then I'll make a Plan B and think of something good, but not too good, or else they'll wanna keep screwing people over with physical DLC. It will be useful to milk dummies for all they're worth.