Crash retold never ended

He's still working on this shit, oh my fucking god.

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Is he the "tails get trolled" guy?

Are you going to dump the second story arc? I was only around for when the first one was dumped again.

Nah, is another autist.


I mean, if you guys want, i can dump from the first comic again for those fags that are new to this masterpiece.

TGT and crash retold are different people.

You better not censor the nudity this time.

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Crash retold is unironically ironically great. I'm actually a little bit sad that the update rate is pretty low.

I'm conflicted on the dumps though. I've been here since the first one, and no matter how much time passes (when was the first thread again?) it still feels like it's "too early" for another one. I don't want it to be overplayed, you know?

Nah, MSpaint tiddies are gonna stay this time


It still surprises me how he has been working in this for years and can't improve a single bit.


When was the last time this was dumped though?

I have no idea. My sense of time is fucked. I feel like it was years ago, but it's probably only been a few months.

I think the last time it was dumped was atleast august.

Well i don't see any problems in dumping it, you guys can tell when to stop unless you want to wait until the last comic gets finished.

What motivated this guy to make an edgelord crash comic anyway?

Definitely since the election.

I'm pretty sure it's a joke.

Shonen + furfaggotry can be a dangerous combo.


When did the Boston Salt party 2.0 happened? i'm pretty sure we were midway with the comics by that time.


Oh user, you have no idea.

Its a long joke then.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
does that mean the conclusion of /bane/mon and Holla Forumsnrad's adventures in Digimon Tamers 2 too

Has the TGT guy updated recently. I legit want to finish that comic.

Fuck. I never would have imagined there'd be a Crash thread today. I'm not prepared with snacks or anything.

Its gonna take a few days to dump it all. You have time to go to the store.

>The tale of the new, improved, MATURE, and powerful crash bandicoot


If we manage to dump all the comics that will be posted too.


He hasn't updated his site sadly.


Get ready faggot for the ride.

Not only that, but autism tends grow more severe with age.

You can't have an autistic comic without some Sonic OCs.

Psst, dumper-user, unless stuff is a rapid series of events (ie dialogue you think is necessary or doesn't need suspense built) my advice would be to post one image at a time. We'd go through material more slowly and lord knows we could use something to do at a scheduled or semi-frequent time.

Was the orange guy ever relevant. I remember the gray hedgehog doing stuff but the orange one never did shit if I remember it right.

Don't think so. I'm pretty sure the orange one is one of the OCdonuts that are pretty much dropped and forgotten about, but this particular one doesn't even have the obligatory cameo shot every 999th page.

Noted.


I think it has a moment in the Injustice arc.

Oh boy here it is what everybody was waiting for!

The orange ones boobs look wonky.

Fuck I missed that. And I think the Legend Of Crash too.

I think the boobs are the least of our problems here.

I still don't get how he always remember to draw the fucking asshole of Ripper roo

Because you just don't get it. This is a tenth level meta-commentary on next-gen remakes.

You're right. My mind is probably too inferior to comprehend this piece of art.

Remember when Crash ripped the dog/kangaroo in half? The fucking asshole was there, and the thing was so badly done that it looked like Crash had copied the same side of Roo twice.

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Oh god not again. I've lost count how many times I've read this. And I either force myself to forget or notice new things everytime.

Just admit that you love it.

What the fuck
How did I never notice that before?

It's happening to me too, its like my mind made me forget some panels and i'm seeing new things every time i read the comic again.

Only judging by this first post, is this tale of autism basically Mortal Kombat 2011: Crash Edition.

You too soon shall see.

Stick around for the wild ride. You're in for some serious autism.

Oh man i wish it was that fucking simple

It's some serious stockholm syndrome. I've been reading this shit since the sonic ride back on 4chan Holla Forums.

Oh user, how little you know. Fasten that seatbelt.

If it's anything like Tails Gets Trolled when are those threads coming back anyway?, you're in for a wild ride.

Now we start with chapter 2!

When are we gonna get a dramatic reading of this comic?

It looks like a bad sanic taxidermy.

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I love all these details in the fight scene.

I have no idea why I didn't drop in when the original Crash Retold threads were around, but better late than never.

I missed them too, but holy fuck TGT was great to watch.

I entered the first crash retold threads for funposting now i want to read the story with anons but I don't think my body can take a crash course in one of the world's biggest sources of autism

Well user, are you ready for the adventures of Crash, were he fight Evil Crash, Heichai Mishima, another Evil Crash, Broly Ganondorf, and other fiends? Probably not.

(checked)


I remember that one time the first talemaster dumped two comics in the same day. We had to wait two weeks to get the next chapter because he was legit having an autism overdose.

Shit i forgot the page

I'm ready for anything at this point, it probably won't be the most autistic thing I've seen all week.

My therapist said I'm mostly better but I should keep away from highly contaminated areas.
Have all the OC I saved from you faggots.

i binged sonic high school over the week. Im not sure what is more autistic now.

Read this page because its important for the next chapters.

The thing about this guy is that NOTHING is safe from being corrupted by his autism. You'll find everything: Crash, Mortal Kombat, Zelda, Sonic, Tekken, Halo, Digimon, DC comics and other shit Example of his autism at work (thankfully none of the characters shown here are in the comics yet).

I don't know why but I really want him to draw porn.

Just wait user, just wait.

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Ow the Edge

I hope this thread still alive when i wake up

This is a long read.


Didn't even noticed you came back talemaster-senpai.

What happened to that one sonic fanfic that's basically the biggest book ever written and still going?

That's a Smash Bros fanfic, not a Sonic one. He's still hasn't finished it yet

Ive been checking that faggots page for a while now to finish this shit show up, hes almost done.

aw shit, its another Crash Retold storytime

Time for chapter 3.

/k/ would have an aneurysm.

Oh yeah, this nigga has gotten fan art too.

Is that a Senran?

That second pic looks fun and interesting.

yes. Funny how the guy draws huge breasts but Homu has small ones there.

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requesting that "This gun panics /k/ 10 times more faster than that Fallout shotgun" pic

They're just in the same Hero level as Donte.

A-fucking-mazing.

Literally no fucks given.

Isn't it amazing how autists all have the same art style ?

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Pretty sure she never comes back or is mentioned ever again.

OH SHIT MORE MSTIDDIES


She comes back for two pages in the second comic and never returns.

Incest when? Faggot can give us that much.

I love how he actually had the idea of drawing Coco grabbing her tit.

What was he doing during the whole "Crash reunites with Coco" sequence. Why not attack there?

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Jesus fuck, just let him burn.
10/10 heroes here.

From where the fuck did the fire come from? When did Crash get the instantenous transmission?
Why am I finding even more wrong shit during the second reading?

Somehow, it's getting fucking worse with the second read.

Is that a fucking Aerodactyl in the second panel

Oh…Oh no.
Goku, not you.

Haha he just fucking flies in out of nowhere. I love how this story just flows naturally

But that was all it took to activate edgaicoot

Don't die on me thread!

This is glorious.

>Berserker transformation only lasts two panels for now
There we are stakes in this shit.

weren't*

for what purpose

A-at least his grammar got better
Are we going to have Crash Retold storytimes again? The threads used to be pretty comfy

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This is the end of that small arc.
I can keep going if you want but I'll give the newfags a chance to share their thoughts for now.

It's true, but in an entirely different sense.

This is truly an amazing journey I'm about to undertake.

I can only skim through this, the autism is that thick.

Honestly, the worst part of this is that it has…some kind of halfway redeeming trait, much like The Room has decent blocking. How bad it is is really apparent on the surface, but if you pay attention, there's ONE aspect of it that's done decently, and I can't put my finger on it.

PUT ON A SHIRT ALREADY, FUCK.

If it makes you feel better, it's not exactly what you're thinking, so prepare your soul from now.

Just a heads up: Whatever you're expecting, it's probably not gonna be it.

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I love how he used the screen caps from the game for this page.

Off to chapter 5.

Are we going to make it to Megamix's introduction? He was always my favorite.

It will be probably posted tomorrow if the thread survives at that point.

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Also how does he know all of this?

They always look like Aku Aku regretting being part of this.

This part has so much filler. Enjoy the tits for now.

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Oh god, it's this part

BOY I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE STILL WITH ME.
ARE YOU FUCKING READY

I have read this before and I'm still not ready. My brain blocked all memory of this part.

Oh, so is this when Kitana goes over to Liu Kang's side after finding out that Shang Tsung created Mileena with Shao Khan's approval.

newfriend here, FUCKING WHAT?

I don't know where to begin.

Why do furries exist?

RIPPERROO PART 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Fucking called it, I'm guessing that N Gin plays the role of Quan Shi in this tale.

OH SHIT ZARBON FIGHT (RESKINNED) TIME

The third panel almost looks like it want drawn by a retard. But then you realize it's Crash with bad anime hair and you snap back to reality.

Also, here comes cliche overpowered main character again.

Given how so far this story is Crash/Mortal Kombat 2011, I'm attempting to predict the plot based off of MK2011. My guess was correct, and I am eager to see who is the Sindel equivalent.

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*unzip dick*

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Why give a direct shot of his asshole?

It still gets me.

Wait for iiiiit…

HE NEVER FUCKING SAID IT

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ANOTHER ASS SHOT

WASTED

That fucking corpse. That fucking corpse tickles my autism colossaly. Not only has an ass shot but fucking look at it.
If you can't see what's wrong, imagine one of the sides flipped and compare it with the other

THE FUCKING MADMAN PUT AN ASS SHOT IN
YOU CAN SEE HIS ASSHOLE ON ONE OF HIS HALVES

Jesus fucking christ.

I guess you could say he really tore him a new asshole.

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I've finally figured it out. The butthole is supposed to be comedic.

See, Ripper Roo is so le whacky and randomly 'insane' that he's supposed to be comedy relief, as evidenced by the stereotypical annoyed anime look that Crash and everyone have when he shows up and starts his shit. The butthole is another tool in the authors repertoire to showcase just how 'funny' the character is. Because bootyholes are funny, right? Right.

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It fucking worked honestly. Maybe not in the intended way, butt it worked.

oh what the fuck

The sudden and abrupt deaths in this thing are hilarious

Man, Derukui didn't even do anything to Julia. I just don't get it.

Oh boo hoo.

It's like the opening to MK:Armageddon

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Of course the only non furry dies a horrible death.

HOLY SHIT, I JUST NOTICED THE CREST OF LOVE FROM DIGIMON IN THE DRAGON BITCH. IT ACTUALLY DDIN'T APPEAR IN INJUSTICE FIRST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Am i not following the shit i'm posting but WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FURRY CLOUD-REJECT?

What the hell is with all of the grammar mistakes in this?

Does paint not have a spell checker for its text? because that would explain it.

Nah, it doesn't.

Wait until you see Jack.

OH PLEASE DO. WE NEED MORE POORLY SPELLED EXPLANATIONS OF EVERYTHING. THANK YOU.

Oh boy, now to some more action.

Wait, the red background was supposed o be blood? I shouldn't have started to actually read the plot.

If TGT is the Hunter X Hunter of autistic webcomics then just what is this?

IT HAS RETURNED

I'm pretty sure the small green spots on them are supposed to be blood. It's still fucking stupid though, I have no idea who the fuck those characters were or why they mattered, if they even did.

one of them has a sword in their back in that panel

You can see a sword shoved into one of them slightly off screen.

YOU JUST TUNNED IN FOR THE BEST PART

Oh right the sword. Still don't understand why they mattered at all.

NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK

FULL
FUCKING
EDGE

SHIN CRASH

Crash truly is the real successor to the Mishima Zaibatsu, not Kazuya or Jin. This will end with Tiny getting vertically sliced in half with a laser, won't it.

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Why do edgy kids think those are cooler than bat wings?

It's the devil gene from Tekken.

Oh right, forgot that was a thing.

Nope but…I don't even know how the fuck explain this. JUST LOOK AT TINY.

I would say something about Tiny surviving as a fucking skeleton, but didn't Goku throw the Buster Sword at the reactor? How does he still have it?

HE JUST WALKED AWAY
PURE GOLD

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I have absolutely no idea where the fuck anyone is in the context of the story, people seem to waltz in and out as they please, they could be on entirely different planets for all I know.

where do all these random furries keep coming from?

Lads, it's not just an ass shot, it's an even more detailed ass shot.

This guy gets it.

Also, wow, talk about wasting a character's potential. Come the fuck on what a lazy writer.

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apex kek

That's what I was thinking.

Nice quads.

Is this a fucking soap opera disguised as shonen.

But
WHY?

??????????

It's been a long night, when the fuck was the fact that this guy has healing blood established.

It says that he can heal here:

But nothing about blood.

How do you even know all this you fucking shitty plank?

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You do know why it's a jetpack right?
Because crash uses a jetpack in the videogame

Can't he just use the Instantaneous Transmission tho

Holy fucking shit.
That costume.

Not just Evil Crash, but Evil notSephiroth Crash. Complete with pinup notTifa.


I know man, but it feels so out-of-place in this DBZ'esque version of Crash.

It's not evil NotSephirot at least for now, it's evil NotJecht.

ITS FUCKING JECHT

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and Crash is Tidus. Look at his costume (or lack of it).

I'm wondering if I should stop for the night and pick it up in the morning. How many of you are still hanging in there?

Fug you're right holy shit

FUCK

????
Im fine for a few hours.

Seems like an alright place to stop for now.


This is MK2011, we have to merge Earthrealm with Outworld.

Is this comic the true incarnation of the Mandela Effect? Should it be renamed to" The CR Effect?

This is my fault for not knowing fighting games at all.

Ayyy yo hol up. Did Evil Crash always have that metal claw (gauntlet?) on his left arm?

Was this supposed to be part of his robotics and the author simply shelved it until later?

The secrets of the universe are hidden in these fucking things, it must be all the concentrated autism expressing itself in subtle ways.

I'm gonna post one chapter more for tonight.

I love the whole "Evil" in front of their names

My theory is that the autism is so much that the brain shuts parts of this comic from our memories, that's why we always find "new" things: we aren't finding them, we are seeing things our brain didn't want us to see in the first viewing. Is this the Necronomicon?

You're right it makes no fucking sense that they put evil in front of their names when the conversation is just between the two of them.

What is it with autists and being unable to tell stories with original characters? They are often so out of character they may as well just design them differently.

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You mean if we keep re-reading this, it will eventually make sense because we'll have gone insane enough to understand it?

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It's strange too because they always give them slight redesigns and completely different personalities.

Probably.

Thats actually… More plausible. Would someone with Autism be more "awakened" and be able to read this easier, then with more readings, understand The Truth?

did i just miss this being a thing or is anyone as surprised as i am

How fucking convenient.

KICKING A MISSILE WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO KNOCK IT BACK TOWARDS THE THING THAT SHOT IT WOULD JUST MAKE THEM FUCKING EXPLODE.
ITS TIME TO FUCKING STOP

Probably yes.

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It looks like hes holding the swords by their guard. also what the fuck is even happening in the last panel?

Why is there a fucking Antifa Hobo Furry Samurai. What the fuck is the last panel.
WHAT IS GOING ON

Tell me about Krystal. Why does he wear the mask?

What the fuck is the-


Okay, no one else knows what the last panel is either.

YOU SOON WILL SEE WHY I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE JETPACK

Holy shit, I think you're right. That's Sam's outfit from Conviction. Jesus I also think is right. We really do keep finding new bizarre bullshit at every turn. This is wonderful.

Now I see why my brain didn't want to make me remember this.
Who the fuck is Guido

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Pretty sure Guido is the Cloud-clone silver cat fag.

Oh fuck what anime does this. Inuyasha?

I can't read half of that because of Crash's hair.

OH GOD MY EYES

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Someone needs to find this man and stop him from hurting me like this.

Kaioken is one strong fucking technique, if even a single kick powders every bone in your leg.

oh fuck

Wait, what if they could always talk?

WE HAVE TO GO BACK

Oh, just as a reminder. This guy removed Tawna from the story faster than Universal did in the 90's.

Who even is SuperSaiyanCrash? Unlike other well-known autists, do we even have a screenshot of the man?
inb4 he's actually an Elder God of autism

As far as i can remember, this guy is British, and got in community service for defending a girl from a black guy and calling him nigger. I wish i had that post saved explaining about the guy.

what in god's name is going on here

He sounds like a pretty cool guy.

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I don't even know any more.

Holy shit all this useless nudity.

Autism and Madness.

he needs to draw the teets

Magic is happening, user.

Alright, i can't do this anymore, the autism i overwhelming. I'm gonna keep doing it tomorrow from chapter 10. We may even need a new thread but i'm just gonna bump this one early.

I hope you enjoyed this fucking madness.

I'll leave you with one more surprise. This is to prepare you for what is comming tomrrow, also regarding what wanted.

Enjoy.

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God bless you user, this is probably the second most autistic thing I've seen over the past month.

WHAT IN THE FUCK

holy shit

Why dont they have fur around their asses?

So that it doesn't get matted with shit.

The slow realization washed over me as I realized what was actually happening.
I have seen the end.

I fear asking for an explanation

Take a closer look at the second to last panel.

They fusion'ed and the other one got pregnant.

Nah son, look at the fifth panel, anything seem odd?

You mean the stretch Armstrong dicks? I was more horrified by the prospect of x2 the child support by sperm baby jacking

kek

Holy shit.

Is this the source of this?

Yep.

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its what we all wish the comic actually looked like

I remember this from last summer. Fuck where has the year gone?

M A D M A N
A
D
M
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Thread theme.

Why does he have 3 dicks including one thats like 8 feet long

Sup anons, ready for a second round?

More than ever.

Hell yeah.

I've nearly passed out laughing three times already. Bring it.

since when did these assholes care about leaving their enemies alive

Here we go again.

Speaking of TGT, Lazerbot has made yet another deviantart account, but this time purely for TGT, and there are finally some new pages coming in. But it looks like, unfortunately, the Patreon fuckery is kicking in.

iiupsidedownii.deviantart.com

Wait, did the Hotpockets bumplocked the thread?

Bump limit is 300. You could shoah this one or piss off King Kike by making a second thread before this reaches page 7.

who'd have fucking thought

NEW THREAD