How good are you at Minesweeper user?

Haven't played in a while, so I should be averaging around 180 seconds for Expert by now. Minesweeper's never been anything more than a time-waster, but it's satisfying to have people watching over your shoulder stare in awe.

High level play is pure memorization. Eventually it's no longer a matter of actually reasoning where the mines are but just remembering the patterns. Sort of like how a lot of pro chess is just repeating the same strategies and counters everyone's memorized.

Where can I download the old windows minesweeper? the new one sucks

windows 10 doesnt have minesweeper :(

Here's a no-guessing Minesweeper for people that just want to turn off their brains.

chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/puzzles/js/mines.html

Sounds a lot like SPEEDrunning.

I'm afraid i'm neural typical and cannot participate in the autism Olympics.

That's dedication.

I don't like guessing next to borders. Try the wraparound version.
software3d.com/Mines3D/index.php

I normally like logic puzzles, but I could never stand minesweeper for some reason. Without any practice, it stands to reason I'm shit at it.

Comfy game for mucking about on locked down WinXP/7 machines at the office.
Complete a medium in less than a few minutes and people think you're a wizard.

Medium takes me around 6 minutes. How do I get good?
I never tried to get good at this before now

Very infrequently this game will come down to pure chance. It's pretty gay tbh.

You could review games for IGN.

This tbh. But it's good to let your mind wander.

Autism. Basically you keep trying no matter how many times you fail.

If they did there would be DLC seeing as there are ads in Solitaire. It's better off dead.

i just dont have the patience. maybe i would if there were some moe anime version of minesweeper with cute music.

Expert around 100 seconds, from my last plays. I haven't played it for years though, so I must have gotten worse.

DSP could probably fuck it up somehow

Awful

I had something similar happen yesterday, but it was on medium. It's a shame this can happen.

There's the one you fucked up on.

I know

Step aside casuals.

hojamaka.com/game/mamosui_list.html
It's not very moe but it is japanese.

Every hard puzzle has a 50:50 corner

a fantasy setting is fun too. this reminds me of desktop dungeons.
thank you for the video game.

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im really sorry user, but they cant afford to just let anyone join.

Brainlets. When will they learn

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Yeah thats happened to me too

Im pretty slow on computer though bc im shit at using a mouse

I have Freecell on my phone. It's nice.

The game has daily quests
>Freecell
>Daily quests

Thats actually called practice.

Im so good at minecraft that the last time I played it time itself completely broke open as I managed to win 100s of 1000s of matches all without even trying. Talent? Yeah I got a little bit my man.

I know this is a joke, but what?

it's not breaking the game if the game lets me do it, retard

yeah, i'm pretty pro, but ign is beneath me imo.

literally who

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Having 10k+ attempts in a clinically sterile, repetitive game of simple number crunching gone to pattern memorisation after the first few hundred tries should be the textbook definition of autism, fam. Trust me, I speak from experience.

i guess?
maybe also a jab at how minecraft minigames have a spotlight on them. but lets save that for another thread.

Kill yourself you filthy normalfag scum

No, I'm not implying that. Also overuse of memearrows rots your brain.

microsoft.com/en-us/store/p/microsoft-minesweeper/9wzdncrfhwcn

Man I bet you would blow their minds if you played Dwarf Fortress or something. They would probably think you were looking through the Matrix or some shit.

You must have Down's Syndrome

man I've played 3 hours of this yesterday, its actually pretty good! Thank you for posting the link

haha

"Attempts" include every game, fam. Misclicks, inattentiveness and 50/50s go here and comprise at least 2/3. Plus I've been doing it for at least ten years without putting in much effort. As I already fucking mentioned, you blind bat, I just relax while playing it. I got gud after the first few hundred attempts.

I only play it co-op