How many instances have you seen a video game's lore come in handy during gameplay...

I liked it until Fenoxo couldn't resist giving everything a fucking penis and catered to the waifufags. TiTS suffers from both problems even more to the point where there's more goddamned futas than there are actual females.

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FUCK! HOW COULD I KNOW WHAT A POLS VOICE WAS WHEN I WAS 4?! I WAS STUCK FOR MONTHS ON THIS!

There's better porn and better text adventures out there, and they're complete too.

Most of the time it's furry in the monster girl sense where it's either half human and half animal, or just has fur covered arms and a snout.

If you seriously believe that mamonos are furry, you need to kill yourself immediately. Also, my waifu said you need to fuck off and die.

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When I said "furry in the monster girl sense" that was supposed to mean not at all furry.
Stick to wednesdays, you waste of skin.

THEY

ARE

NOT FURRIES

You aren't much of a reader, are you?

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Monster girls are absolutely furshit.
Just embrace it already

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That's fine, this thread was shit from the word go.

nigga how

there's only 9 possible combinations

ps traps are gay

There are six, retard. 3!

The one thing I've noticed is that there is very little if any talk of how shit the /monster/ board is.

I used to post there when monsume was big and going around, but fuck that place now.

Every kind of faggot resides there now, ranging from beta-fags, to faggots-in-denial (AKA futafags or femdomfags), to self-hating weeaboo-like cucks who hate anything remotely western, to just the most contrarian pieces of shit who were probably fucking goons.

And its all Aux's fault, rot in hell Aux.

I remember some monster in Witcher 2 was giving me some trouble. I went to the book store guy in that first main village, bought a book, read the book, and it told you what made fighting that monster easier.

I thought it was pretty neat

Did you own a famicom and figure out those little holes in the joystick were a microphone?

dodongo dislikes smoke

Witcher 1 was also really cool about this, there were quest's where you where you had to get certain parts of monster anatomy that didn't drop by default, You either had to pick the skill for monster knowledge when you leveled up or find and read a book about the monster to learn how to dissect it.

/monster/ pretty much always was anonymized MGU, never had the MGQ thread/general feel from the board.

It is literally the exact opposite of what you have said.

People seek self improvement there constantly to make themselves be worthy of their waifus. /r9k/kies get fucking laughed out and mocked every time they rear their ugly heads.

Futa is banned on sight along with the rest of the /d/egeneracy and vanilla is prevalent.

Femdomfags are a minority that are likewise mocked constantly, just to a lesser extent and all the femdom centered monsters like hellhounds are considered to be nigger tier and treated accordingly.

Goons and their like are banned on sight with a zero tolerance policy as well.

Are you a butt blasted furry trying to slide or something?

It didn't take me very long to figure out tbh

It's hard to think of other examples for the op though, it's not surprising the thread went to shit.

Fuck you, there are plent. I got one, Senator Armstrong's heart needs to be cut out in the fight to stop his regen. That's because his heart is what powered his nanomachines and without them he's susceptible to damage. Or shooting guards in the face still tranqs them in MGSV but they otherwise bounce off. In Warframe when shadow stalker gets Hunhow's sentient armor, he gets the same damage adaptability as the sentient enemies, and can also have his damage adaption removed in the same fashion as the sentient enemies.

The /monster/ IDF never fails. Seriously I don't even care about your waifus, but your insistence that it's "the thinking man's fetish" and that everyone on /monster/ is some sort of supreme gentlemen who's gonna get fit for their imaginary girlfriends and can do no wrong is just god awful.

horsecocks are great though

What if Klonoa had a horsecock?

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Last bump of hope, although it seems this thread just isn't meant to be. Better luck next time OP

Not an argument.

seath is blind, if you make no noise he will only attack where you last hit him.
useful to get at his tail.

Never forget, furries create self-insert fursonas.
/Monster/ creates waifus

The crowds that hang around both couldn't be any more different.

I'm sorry but they're both delusional. Nice try monsterfag. And if this thread is any proof then they're even worse when it comes to derailing threads.

Yeah sure

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There is an entry in the MGE detailing the phenomena of guys turning into girls, so it was only a matter of time.

>about other boards
golly

Cait sith is worse but it's generally accepted among /monster/ that KC is not a be all and end all to monster girls. His shit is oversexualized to hell with every single monster he puts out requires semen as some sort of nutritional requirement and most of them will outright rape you for it. Not exactly waifu material. Alps are considered mostly taboo as well.

The "If it's got a snout, get the fuck out" rule is a pretty solid rule as regards furries, but what do I know? According to I'm a furfag for liking slimegirls.

shit waifu

Witches and ghosts really are furry, eh friendo?
Cyclops, elves, slimes, they're furry too, eh my boy?
Skeletons and orcs are super fucking furry, right chum?
Hey user, you ever liked a cat girl from some anime. Well, I got news for you, by your own criteria, you're a fucking dyed in the wool furfag.
Also, Humans have ears and fur (hair), so if you ever jacked it to porn, better fire up e621 cause you are a furfag!

My god you are the most fucking insecure people.

He gave me a (you), I'm cumming

This guy knows what's up.

Jokes on you for responding, niggerfaggot :^)

sage