Games where you protect a damsel in distress

Can you guys recommend any games where you protect a damsel/woman who can't protect herself from enemies or anything like that?

Any Zelda game

Ico.

Except for the bunch where that's not true. Once Zelda was a giant golem who stabbed the fuck out shit.

Protect, not rescue.

Final fantasy 7? Til she dies anyways.

In Vagante, you can rescue human size fairies. They can't do anything and run in a panic if struck. You give them piggyback rides, and can't attack while carrying them. After you finish a level, you sit at a campfire with them.

Here you can see one cowering in fear while the player fights a dragon.

A better example would be X, where you play as a party of bodyguards. In that vein, I Am Setsuna would count as well, as it's a complete ripoff of FFX.

In one of the asscreed games there are these shitty missions where you have to walk around the map and collect whores to add to your personal whore collection and they can be struck by guards who are trying to kill them for some reason and you have to basically kill all the guards as they try to kill the whores. I guess that sort of counts.

There's also this one mission at the beginning of Witcher 1 where you can escort the bark wench home and she agrees to fuck you later on if you manage to get her home safely. She can strike enemies, but she doesn't really do much damage and she'll die relatively easily, so you basically have to do all the work.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head

Fucking this. It is the central gameplay mechanic and you can even hold hands

Why are you playing games not approved by our Goddess?

RESIDENT EVIL FUCKING FOUR

And it looks like the upcoming Ever Oasis has you serving an otherwise-helpless goddess of water.

Cute.

What's with all these misogynist video games? Don't you know that women are strong and independent and can defend themselves?

*nods respectfully* Keep standing up to those alt-right Nazi's M'Lady

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I'll try Ico out, it looks promising

Played vagante before, thank you.

I'm very excited for Ever Oasis too. RE4 is probably my favorite games and that's the whole reason I'm asking if there are any others like it, it's a nice mechanic that I like. Thank you.

This thread has potential, fuck off you're not funny.

MUH KOKORO!

Spelunky has the best damsel mechanics. You can even sacrifice them to the old gods for better equipment.

I remember a long ass time ago, a parody flash game in you were Mario shooting fuckers and defending a tower where Peach and Luigi were hiding.

No.

The game of me finding your mother.

RE4

In that vein OP could also try Bioshock 2, in which you play as a Big Daddy who protects and gives piggyback rides to little girls.

That's fine I guess, usually people hate it though. Googling escort mission should get you some results actually.

Residente Malvado Cuatro.
Almas Oscuras if you want to save Rhea.
Any game with escort missions I guess.

Hating escort missions is just one of those memes everybody piles on, like navi being annoying in Ocarina of Time, or that "le Mario is high on mushrooms" shit.

Some games like 007 have truly bullshit escort missions. But in other games the hate usually comes from people just being bad at the game, and blaming it on something other than themselves.

Fuck, OP. You just made me realize how much I want this. So, Dragon's Dogma, Siege of Avalon, Conqueror A.D. 1086, Eisenwald, the Witcher (kinda obvious) and King's Bounty come to mind.

BYSOGYNY XDDDD

Semi-related but does anyone have this weird fear about falling in love with the perfect girl and she ends up being the "special chosen one" who basically makes you irrelevant, or worse, she ends up disappearing forever because of the special circumstances, leaving you alone. I'm not sure where this stems from but recently I played Skyward Sword and this old fear flared up massively because you basically spend the entire game as an irrelevant fuck chasing the special chosen girl around when she disappeared on you.
Sage for intense autism, sorry.

If you don't mind being spoiled doesn't I Am Setsuna end something like that? Whole thing left me kinda bitter.

Sort of. I have a fear eventually giving in and marrying some boring generic bitch, but then running into the one woman on Earth that plays videogames and is actually fun to talk to. I know it's a pretty irrational fear, especially since I'm a birgin who browses Holla Forums, but it's not like I can help my fears.

Also
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
How is Link an irrelevant fuck?
I mean, it turns out Zelda wasn't really in trouble,
but you still save the world by fucking killing the physical manifestation of pure evil.

I mean you basically can't be with her anymore because she's the special chosen one. That kind of irrelevant.

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Nothing weird about it.

Was going to post this.

Do we really protect her ? i though she was just inside the characters head and giving him a boner from time to time.

doesnt really count if half the time the distress was in part due to sheer incompetence

Fail the mission and she is dead. Succeed but don't agree with her plan and she's worse than dead.

well, user…

No Freud he doesn't want to fuck his mother, okay?

Ar Tonelico. Your main way of dealing damage in those games are women called Reyvateils, who cast spells by singing, but are completely defenseless while doing so. It's your job to act as their shield.

RE4 is the only correct answer

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no, fuck off kike
give me a game where i can protect a a defenseless cute boy instead

What are you, a faggot or something? Be the warrior you can be.

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ITT white knights

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How much dick can I suck in that game?

user it's one thing to want to suck dick and another thing altogether to enjoy that inconsistent tumblr artstyle. Just look at it, the men all have the exact same build, the women all look like men, and that one guy in the middle is wearing a fucking ballcap while in armour.

Clearly he is a baseball cleric. There's so few actual fag games with gameplay that isn't twine or CoC shit that I'll try out what I can get. Also I'm a fan of strategy rpgs.

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All the badly drawn bara dick you can find, but only if you look really hard for it.

You are protecting her from the church trying to destroy her love for you.

:^)

I laughed at Werewolf Van Darkholme

Since saving defenseless girls is wrong, what are some games where I can just fucking stand there and let them die?

Did you know that Freud was a motherfucker

remove Buddy from existence

it was merely a ruse


seconding this

what base and vile plebbery.

When is somebody going to host a server for this game? I want to play rogue multiplayer.

I don't think hosting works for pirates. Evolve works 100% for simulating LAN though. I really want someone to play with.

I like doing things for my profit and being evil that's why I like Fallout 3/NV, blood omen: legacy of kane, Lords of shadow 2, and all that shit but sometimes I wanna be a big hulking mass of armor that protects a cutie who can't fight without getting killed.

Solidus was right

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Fucking kill yourself.

Just an old clone trying to control the world

I remember I saw him while he was warping. All I did was stand behind him, wait till his warping animation was over and backstab him. Done in one hit.