ITT: Make statements that are true and trigger Holla Forums. They have to be true, and videogame-related

ITT: Make statements that are true and trigger Holla Forums. They have to be true, and videogame-related

I'll start.

La Mulana is tediously hard, and not in the good way. It may feel rewarding resolving puzzles, but the punishment magnitude and the backtracking lower the enjoyment of the game, considering the general gameplay is not fast paced or fluid to carry the backtracking and tedious punishes. La Mulana is an overrated game

RPGs are just shit games that rely on poorly implement gimmicks to sell to gullible fools.

Skyrim is one of the most sold games ever

Nintendo was never consumer friendly.

All games are inherently dull.

Nier Automata is an otherwise mediocre game that gets praise for being a playable game amidst a sea of AAA garbage.

Persona is dull trash and doesn't hold up to other games, such as Nocturne or IV Apocalypse.

This is true, too

It's okay to be a casual and to play casual games, as long as you keep in mind that video games are supposed to be fun.

You can't learn Japanese.

Do you speak english?

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Good shit.


You have already missed the height of competitive gaming in the genres you enjoy. All future games will lack the community and support, or will be casualized to death or streamlined with novelty in place of mechanics.

That one's just depressing.

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How true this is is insane.
Things you can essentially lay at Nitnendo's feet:

It goes on and on. Almost everything we bitch about on a daily basis Nintendo invented or popularized. They're the fucking worst.

On topic: new, unique, passion driven projects are limited to indies now and they'll be increasingly SJW tainted with more and more political propagandizing.

Resident Evil 4 is the Persona 3 of its series.

what happened? i dont known much about it since i dont like much "weeb pandering" games.

I missed it, and it will never come again.

They're both very good so I don't really see your point

This.
So much this.
Yoko Taro is a fucking hack unable to build anything able to stand on its own two feet and Automata would be not salvageable if it wasn't for Platinum

Protomen will never release Act III

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At least some of the indies still try. I like to think I'm not the only one, anyway.


Doesn't mean it's not one of the best games ever made.

Nah, if anything it's gonna go the opposite way. There's plenty of indies that aren't huge fags and now that trump is president people that don't agree with them actually have the balls to go against them.

Give it a few years and there'll be a bunch of sane, non-sjw indies.

punishment's level of magnitude*

Sorry I need sleep.

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every game as disappointing and dead as spore will never get the propper remake it deserves

Warband single player is inherently absolute shit.
Minetest is very lackluster compared to its rival.

All of ye new games are shite, every single one of them.
Every time you get excited about some new game you'll be disappointed.
Most of ye games of olde are shite in some way, too.
Every game that has a community, no matter where it lives, will go to shit.

Okay, watch your shit. You're going into territory that's not been touched before.

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Sony is willing to streamline and casualize its few memorable or dear IPs for money. See: Ratcher and Clank remake
Sony has never developed a good game. They only publish.

Every game in existence at this point shall become boring due to the fact that they become too similar after playing a few hundreds and any upcoming and interesting indie games are forever consumed by koolaid drinkers and casuals.

Inverse correlation for at least awhile. SJW's always doubling down, they're going to go fucking waaaay over the top and it's going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

How is it bait if its true?
It's only bait in your eyes because you are unwilling to embrace the truth, so you disregard it as a jest.

Considering RE4 is good and PE3 is shit compared to mainline SMT, not really.

That's still really not the way most english speakers would phrase it. You do need sleep.


Nigger, the thread topic is "Make statements that trigger Holla Forums", you may as well have said "bait someone into getting upset at your post".

fuck this gay earth

It's true man, the singles were released in 2015, and all they do is tour now

Yes it is. It's all about grinding and enormous patience. It's not tactical or challenging considering you'll only engage enemy armies when you have a much more powerful army, unless you're a dunce who wants to lose. It takes fucking forever, it's a chore, it's absolute shit.

Metal Gear Rising is meant for generally more casual-oriented play than scoring. Most of the time getting an S-rank involves just getting no damage and some zandatsus while completing encounters in a reasonable timeframe, the first being straightforward while zandatsus aren't terribly hard to pull off.

The ranking system doesn't make much sense either, it ranks you for your highest hit combo, but if you wanted to get the most hits all you'd need to use was the polearm. The BP requirement doesn't make much sense as it is an extension of other actions in the game such as simply killing and getting zandatsus, but the BP requirement for an S-rank on some bosses mandates you must pick up items you already have a full-stack of while slicing objects into as many as pieces as possible.

At that point the scoring no longer feels like it grades your play, but completing random tasks which have little to do with the gameplay itself. Meeting the combo hit requirement for an S-rank on some bosses is also rather ridiculous, as it usually involves going into Ripper Mode and slashing the boss as much as possible while in Blade Mode as well, because less energy is consumed in a simultaneous Ripper and Blade mode than just a normal Blade Mode. For the Sundowner fight you have to dodge around him all the time to keep up the combo instead of slashing off his shield, as most people would. In Bayonetta the scoring largely relied around not taking damage and getting your combo going, but maintaining a high combo in Bayo was more than just counting the total amount of hits.

The total kill requirement doesn't make a lot of particular sense either as you can't proceed without killing everything in the first place. But tricking enemies into killing eachother (which is even harder to pull off than with your moveset) does not count as a kill. Furthermore, you can't instakill B.D. Mistral on Revengeance difficulty by parry countering her ASAP and get to B.D. Monsoon faster with less fuss without losing your S-rank, as you're expected to kill some of those tripod fucks to inflate your killcount before you're able to get an S-rank.

There are no restrictions whatsoever on using subweapons, wigs, Ripper Mode, or even the Fox Blade to gain S-ranks, effectively making the challenge one of self-restriction which is stark to contrast to most Platinum games and their ranking systems. Some swords like the Armor Breaker and Stun Blade turn the game more into RNG where you keep spamming attack and move in for an easy kill when the sword's special effect manifests itself. An argument can be made that subweapons can be OP, as you can skip entire boss phases with the Pincer Blades, but the Pincer Blades do require considerable time to attack with.

You don't necessarily have to know your entire moveset to get good. All you need to know is to slide into grunts, slide into longsword guys and strike their sword while in Blade Mode for a free stun, being able to execute a Raptor with a charged sai and four light attacks, repeatedly stunning a GRAD with a charged sai, and baiting Gekkos into their bullrushing attack, though it's more like waiting until the AI actually decides to bullrush. The rest largely comes down to parry countering enemies on your first shot (on Revengeance difficulty) to avoid getting overwhelmed as a group of Mastiffs is beyond painful to handle if you aren't going full Ripper or using red phosphorous.

There's more fun to be had in MGR when you aren't chasing S's, because the slightest fucking bullet will ruin your no damage bonus and enemies like Gekko's, Sliders and Raptors love to fire rockets and a bunch of bullets at you which don't even deal serious damage, they're doing it solely to ruin your S-rank. Ripper Mode is painfully unbalanced as it's basically a 'fuck everything' button as it breaks armor like it's fucking nothing. The whole way zandatsuing is set-up is to keep you going despite the damage you take. If you want a more puritan challenge with less necessary self-restrictions, you should be playing as Jetstream Sam instead.

name one game that isn't a chore

It always has to get really bad before it gets better again. I think we're slowly but steady turning around though, especially now that this kind of shit is bleeding into the mainstream.

I know plenty of fledgling devs who have their heart in the right place and they're tired of it too.

Haydee is fat, not thicc.

You forgot Nintendo's biggest sin, 'making the censorship of games a government issue because they saw Sega as a threat to their sales.

Your favorite game, it's easy and doesn't take any effort to play.

Doom

but mayne, those maze-like maps take so long to figure out unless you're some leet haxor
doom is obviously a chore

Nevermind, you're just not very eloquent. My sentence was correct. You shouldn't comment if you do not know if you're right or not.

thicc meme is detrimental to white men, considering thicc is a jew's attempt to soften the blow so you shallow the race mix pill and normalizing or accepting ugly/fat women as your mating partner.

Every mechwarrior game had shit gameplay, horrible graphics and brain dead AI. The story sucked, the characters when not vague were shallow and the games got worse and will only get worse still with time.

Life is Strange is an okay VN.

No, THIS is what a maze in a FPS is like. Doom is fucking peanuts in comparison.

i'd agree if it wasn't for the poor evangelion-esque ending

Praise kek amirite

I disagree. It was a shit-show. Maybe okay relatively speaking, compared to games today: shit like current telltale games.

Still waiting for you kikes to tell me where all those great American games are.

American entertainment has been pure trash since the first half of the 20th century. American games have been nothing but complete garbage for more than 10 years.

do you have a single fact to back that up

oy vey,
find fat women attractive goy. Find those black girls with fat asses sexy, yes. thicc! Go racemix and weaken your lineage. It's okay because we shout THICC xD

The technical level of correctness of the grammar of the statement which you have written has nothing to do with how fucking weirdly you phrased it. I could google translate a sentence from english to russian and then back to english and it would read about as "eloquently" as your post.

RE4 is trash compared to its predecessors and its success led to even worse games. It's exactly the same shit that happened with Persona.

Now that's just wrong. Life is Tumblr isn't even a visual novel, it's an interactive movie like Telltale's "games".

Does this have meme potential?

Devil May Cry was never good. (((People))) only "liked" it because of LE CUHRAYZEE MAYMAYS LOLOLOLOL. LOOK AT ME MOM IM SO COOL kill urself OP

wow wtf you totally convinced me of this grand jewish conspiracy

No.The story has more plotholes than a mexican who stole cocaine has holes in his head from the cartel.The artstyle looks like vomit and the basic premise is retarded.

wew lad how inflated can your ego be? who cares if user's english is eloquent or not on a fleeting temporary thread that will die off in a few hours? How insecure are you that you reply in an inquisitive quest for no reason, only ending up detouring the thread?
English is my fourth language. I'm sorry you got triggered by words on your screen.


I don't know user is the gameplay any good? What kind of questions are in the Quiz?


nigger that loves thick asses spotted.

I hope this is as bad as it gets

Deus Ex

Yet you still have telltale threads where anons fellate The Walking Dead. LiS was better in the sense that it offered actual mechanics and puzzles (albeit bioshook-tier in complexity) and tried to have more refferences to your actions (which Telltale is extremely shit at)

Mobile gaming will become the biggest platform for gaming, yet not even the greatest developers of all time will manage to make something with good gameplay, but it will still make billions since the consumer's standards have been weakened even further.

PC Gaming will be its "Big Boy" version with e-sports and microtransactions, you will still be able to play with mods (which will be constantly attacked to be sold until the goyim accept it), emulators, strategies, porn games, autism simulators and old games, but the future will be under the weight of Valve and "PC Master Race" will be their NeoGAF.

Consoles will become unredeemable shit and lack any features that made them great, they won't even have local multiplayer or Plug&Play functionality, and will phase out in favor of Mobile and PCs.

Handheld consoles will remain the functions of their heyday and will be overall better than Home Consoles, but they will die out even earlier due to demand for smartphone gaming.

I always thought the obtuse gameplay was analogy for the difficulty of piloting a giant death machine

"Its ok because it's pretending to be bad gameplay!"

Why are you referring to yourself in the third person? It's YOUR english.

There we go, called it.

Traps are gay.

Who said anything about black girls? besides you that is.

I don't think so. I think it will be half of it and definitely replace handhelds eventually. but people still hunger for the Triple AAA shit to play on PC.

Little by little though, consoles and handhelds will disappear. Same as watching TV and newspapers. Just wait until the baby boomers die off and TV will be a thing of the past.

Yeah, it's not like millions of millenials tune in every week to watch the latest HBO soft porn shows.

Fuck off, you insufferable retard.

It doesn't matter if its 1st or 4th, my English is still fluid. I just really need to sleep and I'm not checking my grammar. When I'm sleepy I can mix the thought process of a language and translate it into English instead of using English as base, so you get funny phrasing. think of Star Ocean 4 and its acculturation.
No need to be a patronizing faggot though.


I agree. but 2D girls aren't real, so technically its fantasy-gay, ergo not truly gay.

Communism was never tried and is a good idea, Griffith did nothing wrong, Monstergirls are furry, All weebshit is disposable, and Drumpf is a jewish puppet.

That's because their baby boomer parents watch TV and they grew up with a family watching TV.
Future families won't create that culture in their homes. The kids of the kids today will be used to tablets, smartphones and PC, and watching everything online instead.

Back to cuckchan.

Goood, gooood.

2D traps are perfectly feminine
perfect femininity is even more feminine than 3DPD girls.
2D Traps are less gay than real women.

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Penises are not feminine, If I get off to a trap it's because it has dick and looks cute not because of femininity.

Shit controls are not depth.
Danmaku is a bad genre with a couple above-average examples.
Only the first Metroid Prime was good.
Deus Ex is overrated.
Half-Life was never good.
There is literally nothing wrong with the original Dual Shock, you're too retarded to hold it properly.
Doom 2 is a bad WAD.
There is not a single one high quality, free and open source game that hasn't been proprietary at some point.


But it is AAA garbage.

I don't like 2D traps, I'm just debating

I agree. But it depends on what each person is fapping to. If its a soft porn of a guy dressed like a girl pretending it has no penis, albeit gay its way less gay than fapping to a picture of a guy focused on the precumming cock.

This is a thinly veiled unpopular opinions thread. The OP image has a cuckchan filename.

This post will get singles.

I'd say all Primes are good.
I agree the first Prime is better than the other two.

Wait, people actually complain about the Dual Shock? This is news to me, must be underage faggots.

way to slander up the ass just to slide a thread you don't like, faggot. I got that pic from here ages ago.

With this I suppose you mean every shmup with a lot of bullets and no stage hazards is a stagnant Touhou clone and bullet curtains are supposedly not real stage design?

we used to have filenames like those too, hownew.ru?

World of Warcraft is still alive and making considerable profit, even though subscriber numbers have lowered.
WoW will probably never really go away, considering expansion launches more than break even the investment of creating an expansion, because blizzdrones pre-order it and everything, even though there is little content at launch.

Japanese girls will always be better than western girls.

So you prefer amaciated fashion models that are so deep in anorexia that their ovaries have literally atrophied and gone sterile, physically unable to reproduce? There's a point between ghetto booty and walking corpse, which is where a healthy, attractive female body lies. This is called thicc, because this shape has wide, child-bearing hips.

3DPD remains 3DPD even if Japanese

Did you get triggered by statements or something?

I'm all in favor of child-bearing hips but the group between anorexic and obese you highlighted is very broad. You have the right amount of thick then you have chubby shit. Just make sure not to go over the line.

No you mongoloid, your 'thicc' is just 'fat' as is way past "healthy". Women who don't have crabby patty thighs nor a tire of fat around their belly aren't anorectic

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What a waste of trips. Here's your final (you) in respect of those trips.

Agreed. Also
no thanks

We haven't use those filenames in years, so pardon my jumping the gun.

Here's another fact for you though: your unpopular opinions thread has been bumplocked.

More for me I guess.

Come on man, you had a 90% chance of success

Its a pity to see videogame-related threads getting bumplocked meanwhile LOL threads plague the board 24/7 untouched.

asian girls are just the "too beta to get a white girl, so he went for the outsourced female" option.

Yesss!

Western games will always be better than nip games. Anyone who denies it is a pathetic race traitor

Kill yourself, /leftykike/

Oy vey, after I fuck all the cute jap girls!

Whatever you say schlomo.

.>ITT: Make statements that are true and trigger Holla Forums. They have to be true, and videogame-related
This is just a poorly disguised unpopular opinions thread

There's good AA indie games coming out and the industry isn't nearly as dead as one would think, Holla Forums just doesn't talk about them because there isn't enough memes
Haydee's design is improved immensely if you give her a pair of pants, and she's mostly unpopular because Mark and all his memeloving shitnigger sycophants had it in for the game
8ch Holla Forums is an irredeemable shithole run by a turkroach and everyone good has left to either /polk/ or other chans
Monstergirls are shit and the fact that they have pretensions of being any better than their furry and cocksucker ilk makes them even shittier
Hotwheels was an incompetent and nepotistic fag, and Jim's a freemason that's selling all your data to the highest bidder
Gamergate made some waves but was ultimately mediocre, nigger-pandering trash and it's most ardent supporters have irredeemable shit taste and would buy a bowl of cat piss if they thought it would trigger SJW's.

Thank you.

the filenames were changed in august-september 2016, op's pic is before that, you would know that if you werent a massive newfag
anyway shit thread

I disagree.

No, they have to be true and trigger Holla Forums. 8/v/ has been filled with generals, "board culture", identity politics and fuckton of shit not related to video games for too long.
Also the thread is bumplocked.

You disagree because you're either misinformed or a faggot, sucks to be you.

Oh you.

People only think monstergirls are furry because some have animal traits, but there are more than just part-animal monstergirls. Gamergate exists as an eternal boogeyman now for SJWs to cry at, and some GG-OPs, such as Torrential Downpour, have seen success. GG also just found out that Anita's dad donated to Trump.

First he leads Israeli parade, then his daughter becomes Yael and sends his granddaughter to learn Hebrew, now this.
WIT JOOZE U L… uh…

Gays and trannys should not be allowed to play video games.

How so?

GamerGate's ethics-in-journalism crusade ended up changing into a force for laughing at SJWs instead, so you ended up with reviewers giving Yooka-Laylee shit for dropping Jontron espousing the 'wrong' views (because biased reviewing is a meme of the past anyways), but many reviews surrounding it became biased for either supporting or disapproving the drop. Meanwhile too many people wanted to feel like they were part of something, which they intended to achieve by supporting products of varying degrees of quality from people they did not like.

Holla Forums has become a Kool Kids Klub in similar vein to Project Chanology and '07 Holla Forums where people come to feel better about themselves by laughing at others, especially fags from r/The_Donald who want to feel like they're a part of something. Unfortunately due to the efforts of the BO and fags who can't think for themselves, they pride themselves into enforcing a close-minded mindset and territorial behavior where anything leftist is automatically bad with no consideration for a middle-ground or alternative. Trump can be considered to do whatever he wants without any responsibility because him being accidentally good or just fucking everything up to shit in the face of globalists is keikaku doori. It's win-win for them, baby.

Actual 'intellectual' gommies from Holla Forums managed to succeed and convert the outcasts from Holla Forums who looked down on the alt-right and wanted to find a place to shit on them as well, while not being total identity-politics defending social justice warriors. So you ended up with a fresh batch of moldable meatbags who willingly ate Marxist propaganda, turned it into their identity, just so they could stick it to Holla Forums and the Jews like rebellious children (whereas Holla Forums ironically began as a counter-cultural response as well).

You've got neutrals repeatedly butting their heads against a rock, going about things the wrong way and just contributing to the shit cesspool by again just doing nothing but pointing fingers and laughing at others in order to affirm their own superiority.

There is a pattern to be found here.

Taking a glance at both r/KotakuInAction and r/GamerGhazi at once will uncover so many misconceptions and generalizations of the other it's not even funny, despite being literally one click away. This could have been resolved through serious discussion and UNDERSTANDING which in my opinion is more fun to observe and learn from than the umpteenth 'LOOK AT THIS MORON AND LAUGH' post, but there's such a severe unbalance in poster ideology that it's really rare to find a good discussion going on that illustrates both sides of the discussion. And I think this is largely because a previous generation which was once apolitical is now struggling to find its own position and meaning amidst a period of chaotic political turmoil where ideological extremism and the 'the means justify the ends' mentality is starting to take its toll.

If I want to get a decent political discussion going on some topic I'm interested in but don't know much about, I have to find two forums, where there are some users presenting arguments from different perspectives without going full retard, and act as some kind of intermediary, taking the opinions of one guy and presenting them to the other, and so on and so on and so on at the possible expense of my own reputation, while drawing my own conclusion on what has been argued when the discussion has naturally died out. I've already earned plenty of cuck ratings this way, but it's the only way to get something informative going for myself without resorting to possibly biased sources.

Also
If only there was someone to facilitate communication and terminate hostilities.

Just because a game has gays in it, doesn't make it an SJW game; homosexuals exist in reality even if you don't like them.

The last good pokemon game was g/s/c

Damn, nigga. Those are some hard facts right there. Stop spending so much time on Holla Forums. It's rotting your brain and the way you form arguments.

It's like you want to be cucked and spend the rest of your life paying alimony and child support for a kid that probably isn't even yours for the rest of your life.

This only happens if you're a cuck who can't stand up for himself

Newfags can't unixpost.