BOW TO YOUR NEW GOD

THE GREEN BASTARD

PARTS UNKNOWN

Always Sunny fighting game when?

Helix looks fun as fuck.
Also I'm surprised. The more I see of this game the better and better it looks, and I was pretty skeptical at first.

Yeah, in your eyes the vita is sony's only console. Get bent nintencuck.

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Oh yeah

post minmin

back to your cucklefuck imageboard and your "b-but muh forza tho" threads.

Trashman too OP

If you're not jaded enough to realize every platform fucking sucks now and isn't worth supporting than you don't belong.

It's easier nowadays to find people lower than a Burch like you. Guess cuckolds are running wild with their bulls and waifus.

Yes user, tell us more how the brave consumer supports microsoft "The One"

A cuck and a pussy. Poetry.

We Clay Fighter 63 1/3 now?

Heavy shilling every weekend. Gosh darn.

Minmin is cuter

My issues of the game besides being on Nintendo Switch were

Turns out you don't have to use the motion controls and the roster is growing. If its shown to not be a buggy or super laggy piece of shit then I might pick it up.

Lord Helix isnt new :^)

Why is Doshin green and what happened to his arms?

You definitely don't belong
>>>/cuckchan/

I'm curious how punch turning would work without the motion controllers, though.
It could work fine with the joycon in each hand, sure. You'd just use them normally and use the gyro in each to turn. But what about the pro controller?

oh boy, another switch title I'll never play because

THE FUCKING CONSOLE IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND

I'd think you press a shoulder button to "punch" and then use the right analogue stick to enforce a direction while the left stick controls movement.

Nah, I don't think so.

>don't have any game coming out for months

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Wait a second.
Now i'm not about "Shilling" infact I actually dislike when people talk about shills because it's 99% of the time bullshit.

This thread though.
This thread actually reeks of shills:

I might just be paranoid but…this is not the usual responses one might find.

One of those posts cites it being on the Switch as an issue

Same. Arms is getting me hype and if it's good I might get a Switch.

I did report the OP for being "shilly"

It's about as "shilly" as any other OP speaking positively of a game.

I must have misclicked

no the OP is fine. That's just talking positively of a game, it's some of the responses in the thread that are weird.

The switch literally will have a better library than the ps4 or xbone by the end of this year.

Either way, mods can maybe take a look in here and see what's up

Mods have no way of actually telling something like that. If thread is deleted then it's because they think it's a shill; hell, report it as shilling enough times and Mark might delete it without even bothering to read it.

No thanks, I dont suck dick.

Showing interest in a fucking game is weird to you? Expressing that it is looking more interesting because they are actually starting to show more interesting stuff is weird?

The shill paranoia in Holla Forums and reached an all time high and it's fucking cancer. If you aren't pointlessly shitting on the console something is attached to or the situations around it then you're a shit. God forbid if you actually discuss the merits of a game or
share your thoughts on the game itself.
Holla Forums is a fucking parady of itself at this point.

No!
NO!
I'M NOT GOING TO BUY THIS PIECE OF SHIT! FIRST OF ALL, IT'S ON A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CONSOLE! SECOND, WIGGLY ARMS IS A FUCKING RETARDED CONCEPT THE ONLY PERSON TO HAVE COME UP WITH THAT SHIT MUST HAVE BEEN THE ONE WHO THOUGHT SELLING DINOSAUR PLANET AS A STAR FOX GAME WAS A GOOD IDEA! AND THIRD, I AM NOT GOING TO FORGIVE NINTENDO FOR GIVING METROID TO THE INBRED RETARDS AT TEAM NINJA!

It's weird because it's new, gimmicky looking shit from Nintendo. In case you can't remember, Splatoon got a lot of criticism before it's release for the same reasons. Who knows, maybe this game will actually be good and finally replace Pokken at EVO, but pre-release dick sucking isn't a commonly accepted thing here.

it's a parody of 4/v/.

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but pre-release shitting is apparently.

Remember that kid in grade school who whenever the other kids got excited about something he always waited until everyone was finished expressing their excitement to say some contrarian shit about how what they liked was stupid and gay so the other kids felt self-conscious all the time about what they liked just because he got annoyed that everyone was having fun without him? Or that kid who acted like he didn't care about anything because not caring about anything and just saying "pssh, whatever" at everything while brushing his emo hair from in front of his eyes was "cool"? Holla Forums has been progressively morphing into a collective version of that kid.

I got slap-on-the-wrist banned once for saying this place was 4/v/'s "shadow" because of thread/quality stagnation and occasional crossposting of threads, careful you don't say anything that hits too close to home

YOU ARE CORRECT

Just pirate it. Given how shitty nintendo is a copy-protection, the switch will probably be running Linux in months.

Why the fuck would pirates switch it to an OS that can't play games?

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Doesn't seem worth picking up a whole console for; call me when No More Heroes 3 comes out.

It's generally the test of if a console has been fully housebroken. You make it do something pointless and obtuse, like running linux.

I want to fuck it.

Ah, that makes sense. Usual test I think of for that is running Doom.

Yeah, wake me up when the Switch can run shit like Doom natively.

>tfw still no 3D functionality for Doom on the 3DS

Cheap shovel ware, they said.
It won't have more characters than what was in the demo, they said.

Stop droning you fuck, the only things worth giving half a fuck about are SMT which will be shit Purse Owner tier garbage, Morio and No More Heroes which we have no idea if it will be good.

Theres literally nothing to the Switch but indie and gimmicky garbage.

How fucking new are you faggots?
Have you even seen what cuckchan has become?
The decline here was fast, but its nothing like halfchan.

The only good thing this wii sports shit has is the porn.

IT'S FLUBBER

That thing's actually somewhat disturbing. Imagine a real life version of it.
That's some DARPA shit

Doom is the first hurdle. Linux is the last.

So are these robots are did these people voluntarily remove their arms?

I think that was the joke

Apparently transable is a thing now.

thick

When you're up against the Bloodborne and Nioh box and the "whoops, we canceled our only potentially interesting game" box, it's not hard to say the Switch will have a better library by the end of the year.

in all fairness, the other Holla Forums has a much larger userbase, so the board tends to have more diversity of opinions. At least there you're allowed to be excited for a new game. When you have a board with a smaller userbase like this one, it's much easier for cancerous clique mentality to develop as a result of it being more insulated.

Lol, wrong.

Give it tits and everyone will want one of their own.

Seems like you've never left Holla Forums and only use a couple of threads.

Fuckoff Mark

seems like you're talking to yourself

Tentacle porn inbound.

Will there be Minmin and Ribbongirl scissor porn?

There's definitely a clique mentality going on here (ie never shutting the fuck up about cuckchan to establish our superiority), compound that with we're seeming to get floods of "get off my board reeeeee" type v is angery xD posters. Modern 8/v/ would have a fucking heart attack and scream about cuckchan threads if they saw the 8/v/ in '14 we have rose tinted glasses for.

Both sites have major problems at this point. 4chan is literally Reddit, and Holla Forums has a tendancy toward extreme autism, paranoia and purity spiraling.

This infact jellies my jiggler

Console wars are for retarded neanderthals and normalfags

>>>/out/

I thought false reports were banworthy?

Alright
That guy looks like a slimebag

I'd put my DNA into her RNA, if you know what I mean.

Fuck off. Flubber superior.

Okay good.
Now…
Give it a big. fat. futa dick.™
:3c

No, because I'm not a retard. I didn't buy a console with no games.

You can't see who reported a thread, you only get a report.

I think OP's a shill because he made a single "hello my fellow gamers"-tier post and fucked off.

But user, this is a game for that console

reeks of shovelware. then again, its not like nintendo has made anything but shovelware compilators since the gamecube.

worst part is, whenever a real game comes into the dumpster fires that are their consoles, they SHIT IT with poor localization, 4kids-tier voice acting, and region locks. And they still thrive (economically) because they have a massive cult of followers that would go so far as to buy a horse turd with a Nintendo™ sticker on it.

GODDAMNIT NINTENDO CUT THE SHIT. WHEN ARE YOU ADDING LANKY KONG?!?!

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^this

not a goo girl
ONE JOB NINTENDO

You mean that thing literally everyone has gone over and at this point the people playing on it have accepted it as an inevitability or are playing on pc?
Who exactly is this outrage for?

I approve.

I'll keep reminding everyone untill forceful paid online fees are gone.
Only cucks accept this shit.

The perfect cuck. It's like it doesn't even feel the wrongness anymore.

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This. Splatoon is the only exception though.

It's literally useless to add meaningless fluff to a niche image board that is virtually invisible to said company. Go bitch at nintendo if you sincerely care about this shit and don't want to just shit up a thread about a game.

That's not what I said you disingenuous faggot

A valid complaint needs a valid alternative. Nintendo was a valid alternative, it didn't win them any points, so now there are none.
PC doesn't count because I agree with that and that's why I don't own a Switch, or any modern console.
Disproportionate payback to a company that held out the longest, the one that kept within the general values of muh gaming community while it was to their detriment.
It's shitposting, of the least helpful kind.

He's doing it again! Your mothers would be ashamed of you and your bull!

Fucking cancer. Fuck off nigger with your shilling.

Explain. I don't remember Nintendo being faithful to their customers since the GameCube era. It got worse when the wii was released.

I'm going to go ahead and assume you have some kind of disability that prevents you from being able to read things you disagree with accurately.

I'm healthy enough to know you're cucked if you think the Switch is acceptable at it's current state. Now kiss your bulls goodnight.

I know this is going to sound odd, but there was a console after the Wii that released Gamecube-style, core audience titles. It flopped, so it's not surprising if you haven't heard of it, but that's that. It also didn't have paid online, which was the point.
Technically it released before the other contemporary consoles, so maybe Nintendo just needed some time to get the idea. Xbox Live already existed, though, and Nintendo didn't even try to do a retroactive shitpost like Sony did with backwards compatibility.
Nintendo was the last of the three primary and competing console companies to adopt Paid Online. This is plain fact.
It's cruel and unusual to hold that against them, somehow.

Acknowledging the futility of being a metaphorical nigger burning down your own neighborhood in a fit of negroid rage, is not an endorsement of any state of affairs that would lead to any sort of disparity towards a topic or event.
As a follow up, none of my statements show my position of support for playing online as a premium service, and you're a tumultuous rodent for the uproar you have decided to participate in as a response to your presumed idea of my state of mind.

That music is pretty good, and he animates really well, what's with that ape sound and those lips though.

Don't lie

I hope someone ports over Quake and uses the gyro to supplement looking, that would be cuil.

You're forgetting the other Jewish tactics the WiiU had. The amiibos, DLCs, expensive and inferior hardware, censorship, etc. Paid online is just another crap Nintendo is pulling and yet the fans are slurping it while shitting on the competitors. If you don't find the hypocrisy in this then I guess it's really hard to explain anything to you and your brothers.

Are you having an aneurism? Your post is still up there so all you did is prove that you're currently eating Jamal's dick.

Mmmmm
BBC

Pandering to a specific audience with no real relevance to the games or console.
Industry standard.
I thought games drove consoles?
This is a regional issue and not a console issue, though to a degree I agree with it.
Industry standard.
This is a thing that is happening right now in your head. The thing that people make fun of is that the Switch is newly released and will probably have a comparable library to the PS4 by the time June rolls around. Paid Online is off the table, sure, and that's why no one should be using the argument at all. I can get why if you bought a Wii U and didn't by a Switch you'd mention it, but making it your pillar to die on is silly, and no one bought a Wii U.
in this imaginary thing I'm superimposing over actual conversation
if you disagree with me you're part of those people.

We'll, I tried. Guess there's no hope for Nintendo if the general fans are like this.

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Just enjoy the next 5 years of Switch fag.

Sorry, I'm not a child any more.

You can still be a manchild

Locked on content
So it fell like the rest.
Not if the console is inferior. See Xbone.
At least you agreed to this point but there was censorship in the east too.
See DLCs
His argument was how Nintendo isn't consumer friendly and yet all you did was prove him right.

But I enjoyed the GameCube :(

This thread is fucking going places 😂😂😂

You're wasting your posts of them. If they don't want to improve their brand by voting with their wallet, petitions, fax spams, then they deserve what's coming to them. Same with the other consoles.

unlike your life.

xbone has even less games than vita, no wonder it's a failure

Blocked.

I never once saw any Amiibo locked content that I would want, but I'm an outsider looking in. Maybe you're right.
If the rest are fallen and you are comparing contemporaries, then it's a moot point.
Xbone has no games.
Can you provide a few cases? I'm interested.
If comparing contemporaries, a moot point.
His statement was
which was inane because I was explaining that punishing Nintendo for being the last to adopt Paid Online is ridiculous, and that the Wii U's library is much more focused on their core audience than contemporaries or the Wii.
In a vacuum or compared to the gamecube? Not consumer friendly. We're talking a rock to hide behind in the middle of a sandstorm, though. It wasn't pleasant, but it was the last hurrah in an endless wasteland.

Omg

DING DONG BANNU

this is how i know you're a shill. fuck off and stay off

Super soldiers born with long arms

that's a long ARM

This art is looking kind of tumblrized
Something seems…off

splatoon is pretty shovelware. its as much of a "game" as team fortress 2.

look at me responding to bait like a retard

The switch doesn't even have region lock.

Oh I'm sorry, I'm responding to a retard. TF2 may be garbage, but it's still a game.

i dont know, it still looks weird. not that its a bad thing

yes, TF2 is a game, but a shitty one with no value whatsoever other than "its fun with friends". the same could be said for splatoon. that is what i meant.

wasn't talking about the switch specifically in that sentence

But her nose isn't red or Jew-sized

I don't remember anyone but gutter tier nintendoom shills (LOL KIDDY GAME BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY) criticizing Splatoon. Most people thought it was a good concept and wanted to fuck the squidgirls liked the designs. Where as this looked like gimmicky wagglan shit when I first saw it but is starting to grow on me a little.

Seriously niggers, go check 4/v/ again before you compare this place to it.

Fuck off ROB.

We're hitting bait levels that shouldn't even be possible.

this looks like exactly what we need. Weird, experimental new shit. I like it

lanky kong is perfect for this game

its a vocal minority, and most Holla Forums users seem to understand that. its been a more amicable place overall as drumpf repeatedly makes it clear hes just another kike and Holla Forums fucks off. at least, until they start to pretend they never liked him in the first place.

Yeah but….
Nintendo has no good ideas.

When does that happen? Lmao.

thats the only reason anybody even cares about splatoon. the fact that they want to fuck the squidlolis. as far as the game goes, its just a team shooter with a gimmick, did anybody seriously buy a switch just for this mediocre crap?

how much botox is on those lips? jesus those are thicc

yeah, around the Hillary vs Trump shitflinging campaign this place was tragic but it seems to slowly return to the usual state of being just shit

I see that "I was skeptical I first but I came around haha :)" line used A LOT lately. It certainly sounds artificial as fuck.

no really, a lot of Holla Forums users are quiet polite people who simply understand theyre surrounded by jackasses and dont always feel the need to get a word in on every topic.

Have you considered that a very limited amount of information was present at the game's announcement? In the first few threads, I remember claims that the already shown content was all the game had. That has been shown to not be the case, like both

hint at.
Good games get more popular with more exposure.

I'm not referring exclusively to this game, it's a canned line I've seen being used for months now pretty much word for word.

I know what you mean, I've noticed that too though how many of those are actual shills I'm unable to tell you

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If you ignore the context of something in the instance it is used then you can say a vast number of things are "canned". You can say that any statement that isn't verbose and/or very specific is canned, and I doubt you stop your friends mid conversation suspecting them of being shills when they make a generally positive statement.

FTFY, let's not precipitate with that. I'm not saying that the game wil be bad but it's better to wait to the final product because I myself doesn't have a problem with nintendo trying new things it still looks like it will be fun for 5 minutes before you get tired of puching the air.

I agree with this, but whether or not people will meet and greet the game with shitposts until release depends on perception. It seems as though perception of ARMS is improving compared to the initial announcement.

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This shit needs to end. Regardless of the topic OP needs to stick to his own fucking threads.

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who the fuck is this

Maybe (1) and done OPs will leave when (1) and done shitposts complaining about (1) and dones do.

no they won't

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something someone from deviantart drew attempting to imitate a pixar movie.

Splatoon's early criticism was basically:
- Whether the game was going to be sent out to die with no marketing, like other non-major Nintendo games.
- Considering the Wii U shit marketing, if they did advertise it, would it be good ads?
- Worry about should they have slapped a existing recognizable franchise on it (Mario Paint Ball commonly suggested) instead of being a new series.
- The major mode being online multiplayer that requires a match to start with 8 players only, any less it won't start, this means Splatoon needs a good install base of players at all times for that.
- If the online install base does become bad, what other modes can I play?

Thankfully all this averted by launch, with actual bit of good advertising (Squid or Kid, may be a hit or miss though for some), people liking the world and characters (in part to the Splatoon Direct) and the first Global Testfire to give people a limited demo to let them play the game online. While with the last points, the install base is there to get 8 player matches while the single player mode turned out to be surprisingly decent and Dojo mode appears to be forgotten and ignored by everyone.

If you want a comparison to another new Nintendo game, Codename STEAM was announced and nearly released at the same time and was sent out to die and be forgotten.

League can have some good character concepts but they fuck it up on release or go back to fuck it up even harder. Fuck those faggots. They should all die in a fire trapped on the other side while firefighters try to get in, only to have that hope lost when they have the window smashed open and the fire shoots out engulfing them all.

Thats how much I have riot and League of Legends. Fuck those niggers.

But Pokken, unlike smash and this shit, is actually decently close to being a traditional fighting game, and is absurdly well balanced.

Why would you want Pokken replaced? Or has Pokken's showing at evo last year been your only expierence with high level pokken play and you think the meta is still keepaway garbage?

Pokken won't get big (and it won't get my money) until they make a Switch version with the arcade characters, or make make them DLC for Wii U

I want to eat her noodles

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i'd let her "eat" my noodle

Is HE going to be in this game?

i hope the fucking colour change is red

Did anyone watch the stream, Watching the fag playing Ninjara teleport between rush punches and creep up to the Ribbon Girl was great, as was watching Master Mummy shut down Ninjara who had been killing the tournament was excellent, also the MC of the contest was a gravure model.

You're allowed to be excited here.
If anons calling you names and a shill is equivalent to not being able to post excitement in a thread to you, you probably need to grow some balls.

what stream

I bet you are one of those tryhard niggers that think Wario Ware is a bad game.

The Nico Nico Chokaigi invitation stream, it's gone now though, maybe someone will upload it on youtube.

MC
twitter.com/yukakuramoti

If I don't like it then obviously it's shovelware, kiddyshit, or one of thirty other excuses.

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Shit, gurofags will now come.
Hide yo kidz.

Paid Online is why I'm not buying a Switch
I don't even PC Game

Horse Turd is actually useful though

but that's wrong, you fucking moron

how fucking underage are you? Wario Ware is great, yeah, but the GBA version was the only good one

tbh the only consoles worth buying are portables, everything else I just play it on my PC.

The Spoink died
They need to bounce to live

There were 2 GBA Wariowares

Which one, faggot?
Wario Ware Inc or Twisted?

NO SHIT SHERLOCK

I have Autism

Then become a mathematician. Autists love math.

I have to do math at work
does that count

Forgot to add, Smooth Moves is the superior game.

What's your job lad?

Apprentice Chef

I thought you would be an engineer or something, not a chef.

It's better than being some gay receptionist or some vacuum salesman, also better than getting into 100k of debt and learning nothing over 5 years

Top kek lad.

heh

Here's YouTube upload. There may be more footage.

First fight at 34:20
2nd at 50:30
3rd at 1:30:50
4th at 1:36:00
5th at 1:43:05
6th at 1:52:10.
Final at 3:28:40 Copied pasted from a YT comment.

From what I'm seen so far, this tourney thankfully has a lot more character variation than the first one (AKA Ninjara vs Ninjara)

Who the fuck buys a fighting game for full price in the year of our lord 2017?
What are you gonna do? Play online with a roster of 8 characters for 250 hours?

How much enjoyment could you possibly get out of this if you aren't into competitive fighting games?
I know people are starved for games but holy fuck, stop wasting your money on shovelware

kebab removal is the only acceptable reason for joining the military
nobody is fighting the kebabs at the moment so don't cuck yourself like that

Do you even Outer Heaven brah?

get out /h/ faggot

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getout out pedofaggot

Doc this medicine isn't strong enough.

japan hates black people. it's legal to ban them from stores

Anyway, I bet this game is going to end up like For Honor; an interesting concept ruined by shit multiplayer and an imbalanced character roster.

It's illegal to do that with other races?

I just need to drop consoles already, what a cancerous sty they are.

Not saying the game will be good, but let's not get carried away here. Pretty sure they won't be using peer to peer like Ubisoft did with For Honor.

I'll never understand the brain of someone that is a cockgobbling consumerist whore. FUCK ME HARDER, NINTENDO. I AM PRIVILEGED TO HAVE THIS DICK IN MY ASS. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN YOU'RE JUST STUPID LOL.

Kill yourselves if you defend paid online, niggers.

If a few anons shitposting is enough to stop you and say that cuckchan is better, than you really are retarded considering on cuckchan you get banned for calling out censorship and SJW garbage. Here you just got a few shitposts about the Switch.

The switch though and this arm game just seem like massive gimmicks aimed at trying to find the new splatoon or pokken. The game seems to lack any depth, but some character designs look decent.

Nobody is defending it you retarded autist.
People are accepting it as an inevitability.

This is Nintendo we're talking about.

They just copied this.

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It's the same fucking thing.

Jesus fucking christ, what is with the corporate dick suckers ? Where is this new wave of faggots coming from ?

So she makes you hungry, dubsman?

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Isn't it common for fightans to use Peer to Peer?

Which was that, again?

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Yeah, I don't know of one that doesn't.

The Kamiya game starring Donte and the dragon from Skyrim. I'm sure it would have played decently, at least.

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And this is why my threads are nothing but shit post's.only on Holla Forums can yelling, ,faggoty, jew and chuck. Can be called a discussion.

I also forget nigger, but he already fucked your mom so I guess I was too slow on the draw.

lets start calling cuckoldry charlie

Nice bait mate.

Parts may be unknown but all we know for sure is of its 100% autism on the tard scale

i just hope if they introduce some kind of anubis(maybe a guy with a "boxer" head ha ha ha), that your next thread would be "bowow to your new dog"

Thanks for letting us know Mr. I'm an oldfag, make sure to post screenshots of proof which you surely must've got from being around for so long right? I'm waiting.

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Pretty much this.

I think people are very quick to shitpost about how "omfg neo/v/ is liek totally becoming 4/v/" yet they still remain here and don't go back to Halfchan to experience what it's like to really be shit in your mouth for even slightly getting out of line.

Does not equal better opinions/quality overall.

I'm onto you, I see what you did you posted something literally for no reason just so no one would call you out on being (1) and done.

it does when it invokes relevant discussion. as in, not meta bickering